244 #SOCIAL name gack~ cnoarg Gaaack!~ onoarg $n gacks with dismay!~ cfound Appalled, you gack at $N.~ ofound $n gacks expressively, shooting $N a dismayed look.~ vfound $n gacks, and looks your way, dismayed.~ cnotfound ~ cauto *GACK!*~ oauto Appalled, $n gacks at $mself!~ #END #SOCIAL name kiss~ cnoarg Isn't there someone you want to kiss?~ onoarg ~ cfound You kiss $M.~ ofound $n kisses $N.~ vfound $n kisses you.~ cnotfound ~ cauto All the lonely people :(~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name bounce~ cnoarg BOIINNNNNNGG!~ onoarg $n bounces around with a happy smile.~ cfound You bounce onto $S lap and wiggle about.~ ofound $n bounces onto $N's lap and wiggles about.~ vfound $n bounces onto your lap and wiggles about.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You bounce your head like a basketball.~ oauto $n plays basketball with $s head.~ #END #SOCIAL name smile~ cnoarg You smile happily.~ onoarg $n smiles happily.~ cfound You smile at $M.~ ofound $n beams a smile at $N.~ vfound $n smiles at you.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You smile at yourself.~ oauto $n smiles at $mself.~ #END #SOCIAL name dance~ cnoarg Feels silly, doesn't it?~ onoarg $n dances wildly before you!~ cfound You lead $M to the dancefloor.~ ofound $n sends $N across the dancefloor.~ vfound $n sends you across the dancefloor.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You skip and dance around by yourself.~ oauto $n skips a light Fandango.~ #END #SOCIAL name cackle~ cnoarg You cackle gleefully.~ onoarg $n throws back $s head and cackles with insane glee!~ cfound You cackle gleefully at $N~ ofound $n cackles gleefully at $N.~ vfound $n cackles gleefully at you. Better keep your distance from $m.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You cackle at yourself. Now, THAT'S strange!~ oauto $n is really crazy now! $e cackles at $mself.~ #END #SOCIAL name laugh~ cnoarg You fall down laughing.~ onoarg $n falls down laughing.~ cfound You laugh at $N mercilessly.~ ofound $n laughs at $N mercilessly.~ vfound $n laughs at you mercilessly. Hmmmmph.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You laugh at yourself. I would, too.~ oauto $n laughs at $mself. Let's all join in!!!~ #END #SOCIAL name giggle~ cnoarg You giggle.~ onoarg $n giggles.~ cfound You giggle in $S presence.~ ofound $n giggles at $N's actions.~ vfound $n giggles at you. Hope it's not contagious!~ cnotfound ~ cauto You giggle at yourself, which makes you giggle at yourself, which makes you ...~ oauto $n giggles at $mself. $e must be nervous or something.~ #END #SOCIAL name shake~ cnoarg You shake your head.~ onoarg $n shakes $s head.~ cfound You shake $S hand.~ ofound $n shakes $N's hand.~ vfound $n shakes your hand.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You are shaken by yourself.~ oauto $n shakes and quivers like a bowl full of jelly.~ #END #SOCIAL name puke~ cnoarg You puke...chunks everywhere!!! YUK!~ onoarg $n pukes.~ cfound You puke on $M.~ ofound $n pukes on $N.~ vfound $n spews vomit and pukes all over your clothing!~ cnotfound ~ cauto You puke on yourself.~ oauto $n pukes on $s clothes.~ #END #SOCIAL name growl~ cnoarg Grrrrrrrrrr...~ onoarg $n growls.~ cfound Grrrrrrrrrr....take that, $N!!!~ ofound $n growls at $N. Better leave the room before the fighting starts.~ vfound $n growls at you. Hey, two can play it that way!~ cnotfound ~ cauto You growl at yourself. Boy, do you feel bitter!~ oauto $n growls at $mself. This could get interesting...~ #END #SOCIAL name scream~ cnoarg ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!~ onoarg $n screams loudly!~ cfound ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!! Yes, it MUST have been $S fault!!!~ ofound $n screams loudly at $N. Better leave before $n blames you, too!!!~ vfound $n screams at you! That's not nice! *sniff*~ cnotfound ~ cauto You scream at yourself. Yes, that's ONE way of relieving tension!~ oauto $n screams loudly at $mself! Is there a full moon up?~ #END #SOCIAL name comfort~ cnoarg Do you feel uncomfortable?~ onoarg ~ cfound You comfort $M.~ ofound $n comforts $N.~ vfound $n comforts you.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You make a vain attempt to comfort yourself.~ oauto $n has no one to comfort $m but $mself~ #END #SOCIAL name sigh~ cnoarg You sigh.~ onoarg $n sighs.~ cfound You sigh as you think of $M.~ ofound $n sighs at the sight of $N.~ vfound $n sighs as $e thinks of you. Touching, huh?~ cnotfound ~ cauto You sigh at yourself. You MUST be lonely.~ oauto $n sighs at $mself. What a sorry sight.~ #END #SOCIAL name sulk~ cnoarg You sulk.~ onoarg $n sulks in the corner.~ cfound ~ ofound ~ vfound ~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name hug~ cnoarg Hug who?~ onoarg ~ cfound You hug $M.~ ofound $n hugs $N.~ vfound $n hugs you.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You hug yourself.~ oauto $n hugs $mself in a vain attempt to get friendship.~ #END #SOCIAL name snuggle~ cnoarg Who?~ onoarg ~ cfound You snuggle $M.~ ofound $n snuggles up to $N.~ vfound $n snuggles up to you.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You snuggle up, getting ready to sleep.~ oauto $n snuggles up, getting ready to sleep.~ #END #SOCIAL name cuddle~ cnoarg Who do you feel like cuddling today?~ onoarg ~ cfound You cuddle $M.~ ofound $n cuddles $N.~ vfound $n cuddles you.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You must feel very cuddly indeed ... :)~ oauto $n cuddles up to $s shadow. What a sorry sight.~ #END #SOCIAL name nuzzle~ cnoarg Nuzzle who??~ onoarg ~ cfound You nuzzle $S neck softly.~ ofound $n softly nuzzles $N's neck.~ vfound $n softly nuzzles your neck.~ cnotfound ~ cauto I'm sorry, friend, but that's impossible.~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name cry~ cnoarg Waaaaah..~ onoarg $n bursts into tears.~ cfound You cry on $S shoulder.~ ofound $n cries on $N's shoulder.~ vfound $n cries on your shoulder.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You cry to yourself.~ oauto $n sobs quietly to $mself.~ #END #SOCIAL name poke~ cnoarg Poke who??~ onoarg ~ cfound You poke $M in the ribs.~ ofound $n pokes $N in the ribs.~ vfound $n pokes you in the ribs.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You poke yourself in the ribs, feeling very silly.~ oauto $n pokes $mself in the ribs, looking very sheepish.~ #END #SOCIAL name accuse~ cnoarg Accuse who??~ onoarg $n is in an accusing mood.~ cfound You look accusingly at $M.~ ofound $n looks accusingly at $N.~ vfound $n looks accusingly at you.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You accuse yourself.~ oauto $n seems to have a bad conscience.~ #END #SOCIAL name grin~ cnoarg You grin evilly.~ onoarg $n grins evilly.~ cfound You grin evilly at $M.~ ofound $n grins evilly at $N.~ vfound $n grins evilly at you. Hmmm. Better keep your distance.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You grin at youself. You must be getting very bad thoughts.~ oauto $n grins at $mself. You must wonder what's in $s mind.~ #END #SOCIAL name bow~ cnoarg You bow deeply.~ onoarg $n bows deeply.~ cfound You bow before $M.~ ofound $n bows before $N.~ vfound $n bows before you.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You kiss your toes.~ oauto $n folds up like a jacknife and kisses $s own toes.~ #END #SOCIAL name applaud~ cnoarg Clap, clap, clap.~ onoarg $n gives a round of applause.~ cfound You clap at $N's actions.~ ofound $n claps at $N's actions.~ vfound $n gives you a round of applause. You MUST'VE done something good!~ cnotfound ~ cauto You applaud at yourself. Boy, are we conceited!~ oauto $n applauds at $mself. Boy, are we conceited!~ #END #SOCIAL name blush~ cnoarg Your cheeks are burning.~ onoarg $n blushes.~ cfound You get all flustered up seeing $M.~ ofound $n blushes as $e sees $N here.~ vfound $n blushes as $e sees you here. Such an effect on people!~ cnotfound ~ cauto You blush at your own folly.~ oauto $n blushes as $e notices $s boo-boo.~ #END #SOCIAL name burp~ cnoarg You burp loudly.~ onoarg $n burps loudly.~ cfound You burp loudly to $M in response.~ ofound $n burps loudly in response to $N's remark.~ vfound $n burps loudly in response to your remark.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You burp at yourself.~ oauto $n burps at $mself. What a sick sight.~ #END #SOCIAL name chuckle~ cnoarg You chuckle politely.~ onoarg $n chuckles politely.~ cfound You chuckle at $S joke.~ ofound $n chuckles at $N's joke.~ vfound $n chuckles at your joke.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You chuckle at your own joke, since no one else would.~ oauto $n chuckles at $s own joke, since none of you would.~ #END #SOCIAL name clap~ cnoarg You clap your hands together.~ onoarg $n shows $s approval by clapping $s hands together.~ cfound You clap at $S performance.~ ofound $n claps at $N's performance.~ vfound $n claps at your performance.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You clap at your own performance.~ oauto $n claps at $s own performance.~ #END #SOCIAL name cough~ cnoarg Yuck, try to cover your mouth next time!~ onoarg $n coughs loudly.~ cfound ~ ofound ~ vfound ~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name curtsey~ cnoarg You curtsey to your audience.~ onoarg $n curtseys gracefully.~ cfound You curtsey to $M.~ ofound $n curtseys gracefully to $N.~ vfound $n curtseys gracefully for you.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You curtsey to your audience (yourself).~ oauto $n curtseys to $mself, since no one is paying attention to $m.~ #END #SOCIAL name fart~ cnoarg Where are your manners ?~ onoarg $n lets off a real rip-roarer ... a greenish cloud envelops $n!~ cfound You fart at $M. Boy, you are sick.~ ofound $n farts in the direction of $N. Better flee before $e turns to you!~ vfound $n farts in your direction. You gasp for air.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You fart at yourself. You deserve it.~ oauto $n farts at $mself. Better $m than you.~ #END #SOCIAL name flip~ cnoarg You flip head over heels.~ onoarg $n flips head over heels.~ cfound You flip $M over your shoulder.~ ofound $n flips $N over $s shoulder.~ vfound $n flips you over $s shoulder. Hmmmm.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You tumble all over the room.~ oauto $n does some nice tumbling and gymnastics.~ #END #SOCIAL name fondle~ cnoarg Who needs to be fondled ?~ onoarg ~ cfound You fondly fondle $M.~ ofound $n fondly fondles $N.~ vfound $n fondly fondles you.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You fondly fondle yourself, feels funny doesn't it?~ oauto $n fondly fondles $mself - this is going too far!!~ #END #SOCIAL name frown~ cnoarg You frown disapprovingly.~ onoarg $n frowns.~ cfound You frown at what $E did.~ ofound $n frowns at what $N did.~ vfound $n frowns at what you did.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You frown at yourself. Poor baby.~ oauto $n frowns at $mself. What a sad puppy....~ #END #SOCIAL name gasp~ cnoarg You gasp in astonishment.~ onoarg $n gasps in astonishment.~ cfound You gasp as you realize what $E did.~ ofound $n gasps as $e realizes what $N did.~ vfound $n gasps as $e realizes what you did.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You look at yourself and gasp!~ oauto $n takes one look at $mself and gasps in astonisment!~ #END #SOCIAL name glare~ cnoarg You glare at nothing in particular.~ onoarg $n glares around $m.~ cfound You glare icily at $M.~ ofound $n glares at $N.~ vfound $n glares icily at you, you feel cold to your bones.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You glare icily at your feet, they are suddenly very cold.~ oauto $n glares at $s feet, what is bothering $m?~ #END #SOCIAL name groan~ cnoarg You groan loudly.~ onoarg $n groans loudly.~ cfound You groan at the sight of $M.~ ofound $n groans at the sight of $N.~ vfound $n groans at the sight of you.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You groan as you realize what you have done.~ oauto $n groans as $e realizes what $e has done.~ #END #SOCIAL name grope~ cnoarg Whom do you wish to grope ??~ onoarg ~ cfound Well, what sort of noise do you expect here?~ ofound $n gropes $N.~ vfound $n gropes you.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You grope yourself - YUCK.~ oauto $n gropes $mself - YUCK.~ #END #SOCIAL name hiccup~ cnoarg *HIC*~ onoarg $n hiccups.~ cfound ~ ofound ~ vfound ~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name lick~ cnoarg You lick your mouth and smile. ~ onoarg $n licks $s mouth and smiles. ~ cfound You lick $N's jawline delicately. ~ ofound $n licks $N's jawline delicately. ~ vfound $n licks your jawline delicately. ~ cnotfound ~ cauto You lick your own eyebrows. ~ oauto $n licks $s own eyebrows.~ #END #SOCIAL name love~ cnoarg You love the whole world.~ onoarg $n loves everybody in the world.~ cfound You tell your true feelings to $N.~ ofound $n whispers softly to $N.~ vfound $n whispers to you sweet words of love.~ cnotfound ~ cauto Well, we already know you love yourself (lucky someone does !)~ oauto $n loves $mself, can you believe it ?~ #END #SOCIAL name moan~ cnoarg You start to moan.~ onoarg $n starts moaning.~ cfound You moan for the loss of $M.~ ofound $n moans for the loss of $N.~ vfound $n moans at the sight of you. Hmmmm.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You moan at yourself.~ oauto $n makes $mself moan.~ #END #SOCIAL name nibble~ cnoarg Nibble on who ?~ onoarg ~ cfound You nibble on $N's ear.~ ofound $n nibbles on $N's ear.~ vfound $n nibbles on your ear.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You nibble on your OWN ear ???????????????????~ oauto $n nibbles on $s OWN ear (I wonder how it is done !!).~ #END #SOCIAL name pout~ cnoarg Ah, don't take it so hard.~ onoarg $n pouts.~ cfound ~ ofound ~ vfound ~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name ruffle~ cnoarg You've got to ruffle SOMEONE.~ onoarg ~ cfound You ruffle $N's hair playfully.~ ofound $n ruffles $N's hair playfully.~ vfound $n ruffles your hair playfully.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You ruffle your hair, wondering how far you can go before the rest think you're crazy.~ oauto $n ruffles $s hair - weirdo!~ #END #SOCIAL name shiver~ cnoarg Brrrrrrrrr.~ onoarg $n shivers uncomfortably.~ cfound You shiver at the thought of fighting $M.~ ofound $n shivers at the thought of fighting $N.~ vfound $n shivers at the suicidal thought of fighting you.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You shiver to yourself?~ oauto $n scares $mself to shivers.~ #END #SOCIAL name shrug~ cnoarg You shrug.~ onoarg $n shrugs helplessly.~ cfound You shrug in response to $S question.~ ofound $n shrugs in response to $N's question.~ vfound $n shrugs in response to your question.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You shrug to yourself.~ oauto $n shrugs to $mself. What a strange person.~ #END #SOCIAL name sing~ cnoarg You raise your clear (?) voice towards the sky.~ onoarg HEY CLERICS! I COULD USE A HEAL! $n has begun to sing.~ cfound You sing a ballad to $M.~ ofound $n sings a ballad to $N.~ vfound $n sings a ballad to you! How sweet!~ cnotfound ~ cauto You sing a little ditty to yourself.~ oauto $n sings a little ditty to $mself.~ #END #SOCIAL name slap~ cnoarg What is the sound of one hand slapping?~ onoarg ~ cfound *thwock!* You slap $N ringingly.~ ofound *thwock!* $n slaps $N!~ vfound $n slaps you stingingly.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You slap yourself, silly you.~ oauto $n slaps $mself, really strange ...~ #END #SOCIAL name smirk~ cnoarg You smirk.~ onoarg $n smirks.~ cfound You smirk at $S saying.~ ofound $n smirks at $N's saying.~ vfound $n smirks at your saying.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You smirk at yourself. Okay.....~ oauto $n smirks at $s own 'wisdom'.~ #END #SOCIAL name snap~ cnoarg Eureka! You snap your fingers. ~ onoarg $n snaps $s fingers. ~ cfound You snap back at $M. ~ ofound $n snaps back at $N. ~ vfound $n snaps back at you! ~ cnotfound ~ cauto You snap yourself to attention. ~ oauto $n snaps $mself to attention. ~ #END #SOCIAL name sneeze~ cnoarg Gesundheit !~ onoarg $n sneezes.~ cfound ~ ofound ~ vfound ~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name snicker~ cnoarg You snicker softly.~ onoarg $n snickers softly.~ cfound You snicker with $M about your shared secret.~ ofound $n snickers with $N about their shared secret.~ vfound $n snickers with you about your shared secret.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You snicker at your own evil thoughts.~ oauto $n snickers at $s own evil thoughts.~ #END #SOCIAL name sniff~ cnoarg You sniff sadly. *SNIFF*~ onoarg $n sniffs sadly.~ cfound You sniff sadly at the way $E is treating you.~ ofound $n sniffs sadly at the way $N is treating $m.~ vfound $n sniffs sadly at the way you are treating $m.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You sniff sadly at your lost opportunities.~ oauto $n sniffs sadly at $mself. Something MUST be bothering $m.~ #END #SOCIAL name snore~ cnoarg Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.~ onoarg $n snores loudly.~ cfound ~ ofound ~ vfound ~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name squeeze~ cnoarg Where, what, how, WHO ???~ onoarg ~ cfound You squeeze $M fondly.~ ofound $n squeezes $N fondly.~ vfound $n squeezes you fondly.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You squeeze yourself - try to relax a little!~ oauto $n squeezes $mself.~ #END #SOCIAL name stare~ cnoarg You stare at the sky.~ onoarg $n stares at the sky.~ cfound You stare dreamily at $N, completely lost in $S eyes..~ ofound $n stares dreamily at $N.~ vfound $n stares dreamily at you, completely lost in your eyes.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You stare dreamily at yourself - enough narcissism for now.~ oauto $n stares dreamily at $mself - NARCISSIST!~ #END #SOCIAL name strut~ cnoarg Strut your stuff.~ onoarg $n struts proudly.~ cfound You strut to get $S attention.~ ofound $n struts, hoping to get $N's attention.~ vfound $n struts, hoping to get your attention.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You strut to yourself, lost in your own world.~ oauto $n struts to $mself, lost in $s own world.~ #END #SOCIAL name thank~ cnoarg Thank you too.~ onoarg ~ cfound You thank $N heartily.~ ofound $n thanks $N heartily.~ vfound $n thanks you heartily.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You thank yourself since nobody else wants to !~ oauto $n thanks $mself since you won't.~ #END #SOCIAL name twiddle~ cnoarg You patiently twiddle your thumbs.~ onoarg $n patiently twiddles $s thumbs.~ cfound You twiddle $S ears.~ ofound $n twiddles $N's ears.~ vfound $n twiddles your ears.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You twiddle your ears like Dumbo.~ oauto $n twiddles $s own ears like Dumbo.~ #END #SOCIAL name wave~ cnoarg You wave.~ onoarg $n waves happily.~ cfound You wave goodbye to $N.~ ofound $n waves goodbye to $N.~ vfound $n waves goodbye to you. Have a good journey.~ cnotfound ~ cauto Are you going on adventures as well??~ oauto $n waves goodbye to $mself.~ #END #SOCIAL name whistle~ cnoarg You whistle appreciatively.~ onoarg $n whistles appreciatively.~ cfound You whistle at the sight of $M.~ ofound $n whistles at the sight of $N.~ vfound $n whistles at the sight of you.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You whistle a little tune to yourself.~ oauto $n whistles a little tune to $mself.~ #END #SOCIAL name wiggle~ cnoarg Your wiggle your bottom.~ onoarg $n wiggles $s bottom.~ cfound You wiggle your bottom toward $M.~ ofound $n wiggles $s bottom toward $N.~ vfound $n wiggles $s bottom toward you.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You wiggle about like a fish.~ oauto $n wiggles about like a fish.~ #END #SOCIAL name wink~ cnoarg Have you got something in your eye?~ onoarg $n winks suggestively.~ cfound You wink suggestively at $N.~ ofound $n winks at $N.~ vfound $n winks suggestively at you.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You wink at yourself ?? - what are you up to?~ oauto $n winks at $mself - something strange is going on...~ #END #SOCIAL name yawn~ cnoarg You must be tired.~ onoarg $n yawns.~ cfound ~ ofound ~ vfound ~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name snowball~ cnoarg Who do you want to throw a snowball at?~ onoarg ~ cfound You throw a snowball in $N's face.~ ofound $n conjures a snowball from the thin air and throws it at $N.~ vfound $n conjures a snowball from the thin air and throws it at you.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You conjure a snowball from the thin air and throw it at yourself.~ oauto $n conjures a snowball out of the thin air and throws it at $mself.~ #END #SOCIAL name french~ cnoarg Kiss whom?~ onoarg ~ cfound You give $N a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever...~ ofound $n kisses $N passionately.~ vfound $n gives you a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever...~ cnotfound ~ cauto You gather yourself in your arms and try to kiss yourself.~ oauto $n makes an attempt at kissing $mself.~ #END #SOCIAL name comb~ cnoarg You comb your hair - perfect.~ onoarg $n combs $s hair, what a dashing specimen !~ cfound You patiently untangle $N's hair - what a mess !~ ofound $n tries patiently to untangle $N's hair.~ vfound $n pulls your hair in an attempt to comb it.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You pull your hair, but it will not be combed.~ oauto $n tries to comb $s tangled hair.~ #END #SOCIAL name massage~ cnoarg Massage what? Thin air?~ onoarg ~ cfound You gently massage $N's shoulders.~ ofound $n massages $N's shoulders.~ vfound $n gently massages your shoulders - Ahhhhhhhhhh...~ cnotfound ~ cauto You practice yoga as you try to massage yourself.~ oauto $n gives a show on yoga-positions, trying to massage $mself.~ #END #SOCIAL name tickle~ cnoarg Whom do you want to tickle?~ onoarg ~ cfound You tickle $N.~ ofound $n tickles $N.~ vfound $n tickles you - ho ho ho.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You tickle yourself, how funny!~ oauto $n tickles $mself.~ #END #SOCIAL name pat~ cnoarg Pat who?~ onoarg ~ cfound You pat $N on $S head.~ ofound $n pats $N on $S head.~ vfound $n pats you on your head.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You pat yourself on your head, very reassuring.~ oauto $n pats $mself on the head.~ #END #SOCIAL name curse~ cnoarg You swear loudly for a long time.~ onoarg $n swears : #@*"*&^*#%@*&! !!!!!~ cfound You swear at $M.~ ofound $n swears at $N.~ vfound $n swears at you! Where are the manners?~ cnotfound ~ cauto You swear at your own mistakes.~ oauto $n starts swearing at $mself. Why don't you help?~ #END #SOCIAL name pray~ cnoarg You feel righteous, and maybe a little foolish.~ onoarg $n begs and grovels to the powers that be.~ cfound You crawl in the dust before $M.~ ofound $n falls down and grovels in the dirt before $N.~ vfound $n kisses the dirt at your feet.~ cnotfound ~ cauto Talk about narcissism...~ oauto $n performs some strange yoga-exercises and mumbles a prayer to $mself.~ #END #SOCIAL name beg~ cnoarg You beg the gods for mercy.~ onoarg The gods fall down laughing at $n's request for mercy.~ cfound You desperately try to squeeze a few coins from $M.~ ofound $n begs you for money. You graciously let $m peep at your fortune.~ vfound $n begs $N for a dime or two - or twenty !~ cnotfound ~ cauto Begging yourself for money doesn't help.~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name cringe~ cnoarg You cringe in terror.~ onoarg $n cringes in terror!~ cfound You cringe away from $M.~ ofound $n cringes away from $N in mortal terror.~ vfound $n cringes away from you.~ cnotfound ~ cauto I beg your pardon?~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name daydream~ cnoarg You dream of better times.~ onoarg $n looks absent-minded, his eyes staring into space.~ cfound ~ ofound ~ vfound ~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name fume~ cnoarg Take it easy now! count to ten, very slowly.~ onoarg $n grits $s teeth and fumes with rage.~ cfound You stare at $M, fuming.~ ofound $n stares at $N, fuming with rage.~ vfound $n stares at you, fuming with rage!~ cnotfound ~ cauto That's right - hate yourself!~ oauto $n clenches $s fists and stomps his feet, fuming with anger.~ #END #SOCIAL name grovel~ cnoarg You grovel in the dirt.~ onoarg $n grovels in the dirt.~ cfound You grovel before $M~ ofound $n grovels in the dirt before $N.~ vfound $n grovels in the dirt before you.~ cnotfound ~ cauto That seems a little silly to me.~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name hop~ cnoarg You hop around like a little kid.~ onoarg $n hops around like a little kid.~ cfound ~ ofound ~ vfound ~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name nudge~ cnoarg Nudge whom?~ onoarg ~ cfound You nudge $M.~ ofound $n nudges $N.~ vfound $n nudges you.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You nudge yourself, for some strange reason.~ oauto $n nudges $mself, to keep $mself awake.~ #END #SOCIAL name ponder~ cnoarg You ponder the question.~ onoarg $n sits down and thinks deeply.~ cfound ~ ofound ~ vfound ~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name punch~ cnoarg Punch whom?~ onoarg ~ cfound You punch $M playfully.~ ofound $n punches $N playfully.~ vfound $n punches you playfully. OUCH!~ cnotfound ~ cauto You punch yourself. You deserve it.~ oauto $n punches $mself. Why don't you join in?~ #END #SOCIAL name snarl~ cnoarg You grizzle your teeth and look mean.~ onoarg $n snarls angrily.~ cfound You snarl at $M.~ ofound $n snarls at $N.~ vfound $n snarls at you, for some reason.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You snarl at yourself.~ oauto $n snarls at $mself.~ #END #SOCIAL name spank~ cnoarg Spank whom?~ onoarg ~ cfound You spank $M playfully.~ ofound $n spanks $N playfully.~ vfound $n spanks you playfully. OUCH!~ cnotfound ~ cauto You spank yourself....HMMMMMMM...~ oauto $n spanks $mself....HMMMMMMM...~ #END #SOCIAL name hand~ cnoarg Kiss whose hand?~ onoarg ~ cfound You kiss $S hand.~ ofound $n kisses $N's hand. How continental!~ vfound $n kisses your hand. How continental!~ cnotfound ~ cauto You kiss your own hand.~ oauto $n kisses $s own hand.~ #END #SOCIAL name yodel~ cnoarg You think of Julie Andrews and start to yodel.~ onoarg $n begins to yodel: HEY!! CLERICS!! I COULD USE A HEAL!!!~ cfound $N covers $S ears as you begin to yodel.~ ofound $n yodels to $N.~ vfound $n yodels to you...you cringe and turn away.~ cnotfound ~ cauto Well, it's up to you if you want to damage your hearing.~ oauto $n yodels to $mself. What a sado-masochist.~ #END #SOCIAL name faint~ cnoarg You faint.~ onoarg $n faints.~ cfound You faint into $S arms.~ ofound $n faints into $N's open arms.~ vfound $n just fainted into YOUR arms.~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name pinch~ cnoarg You say, 'A pinch of this, and a dab of that.' ~ onoarg $n says, 'A pinch of this and a dab of that.' ~ cfound You squeeze $S bottom and grin. ~ ofound $n pinches $N's bottom and grins. ~ vfound $n pinches your bottom and grins. ~ cnotfound ~ cauto You pinch yourself to see if you are dreaming! ~ oauto $n pinches $mself to see if $e is dreaming! ~ #END #SOCIAL name stroke~ cnoarg You stroke the air vaguely. ~ onoarg $n makes vague stroking motions. ~ cfound You gently stroke $S inner thigh. $N inhales sharply. ~ ofound $N exhales sharply and suddenly. ~ vfound $n gently strokes your inner thigh. You inhale sharply. ~ cnotfound ~ cauto You are about to do something you'd rather not be caught doing. ~ oauto # ~ #END #SOCIAL name apologize~ cnoarg You apologize until you are blue in the face.~ onoarg $n apologizes profusely.~ cfound You might as well apologize because $E sure as hell won't.~ ofound $n apologizes to $N with a very sincere look on $s face.~ vfound $n apologizes to you and begs for forgiveness.~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name caress~ cnoarg Who do you wish to caress?~ onoarg $n looks for someone to caress.~ cfound You tenderly caress $M.~ ofound $n tenderly caresses $N.~ vfound $n tenderly caresses your body.~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name stagger~ cnoarg You stagger blindly around the room.~ onoarg $n staggers blindly around the room.~ cfound You stagger toward $N as the room begins to spin.~ ofound $n staggers into $N.~ vfound $n staggers blindly into you.~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name snort~ cnoarg You snort derisively. ~ onoarg $n snorts derisively. ~ cfound You snort derisively at $N. ~ ofound $n snorts derisively at $N. ~ vfound $n snorts at you. ~ cnotfound ~ cauto You snort derisively at yourself. ~ oauto $n snorts derisively at $sself.~ #END #SOCIAL name slobber~ cnoarg You slobber down your front.~ onoarg $n slobbers all over $mself.~ cfound You slobber on $N.~ ofound $n slobbers on $N **Yuck**~ vfound $n slobbers disgustingly on you.~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name blink~ cnoarg You bat your eyelashes.~ onoarg $n blinks innocently.~ cfound You blink innocently at $N.~ ofound $n blinks innocently at $N.~ vfound $n blinks innocently at you.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You try to convince yourself of your innocence.~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name tease~ cnoarg What a tease. SHEESH.~ onoarg $n looks around for someone to tease.~ cfound You tease $N in a playful way.~ ofound $n sticks $s tongue out at $N.~ vfound $n sticks $s tongue out at you, what a DORK!!~ cnotfound ~ cauto You tease yourself. NYAH NYAH NYAH.~ oauto $n teases $mself.~ #END #SOCIAL name knee~ cnoarg You raise one knee, preparing to do justice...~ onoarg $n cocks one knee threateningly.~ cfound You knee $M hard in the groin.~ ofound $N doubles over in pain as $n knees $M in the groin!~ vfound $n suddenly knees you in the groin! You fall to your knees in agony.~ cnotfound ~ cauto What ARE you thinking !?!??!?!?!?!~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name flirt~ cnoarg You flirt outrageously.~ onoarg $n is an outrageous flirt.~ cfound You flirt with $N trying to get $S attention.~ ofound $n flirts with $N, hmmm wonder what $e wants? *wink*~ vfound $n flirts with you.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You flirt with yourself -- what ARE you trying to gain!?!?!?~ oauto $n flirts with $mself, wonder what $e is trying to accomplish?~ #END #SOCIAL name tip~ cnoarg You tip your hat gallantly.~ onoarg $n gallantly tips $s hat.~ cfound You tip your hat to $N.~ ofound $n gallantly tips $s hat to $N.~ vfound $n gallantly tips $s hat to you.~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name lust~ cnoarg Your hormones begin to rage.~ onoarg $n has that look of lust in $s eyes --- Get away QUICK!~ cfound You have lust after $N.~ ofound $n looks lustily at $N.~ vfound $n lusts after your delectable body.~ cnotfound ~ cauto Oh, please! You aren't THAT great...~ oauto $n lusts after $mself, lonely eh?~ #END #SOCIAL name flutter~ cnoarg You flutter your eyelashes seductively.~ onoarg $n flutters $s eyelashes seductively.~ cfound You flutter your eyelashes at $N, trying to be seductive.~ ofound $n flirts with $N, flutters $s eyelashes at $M.~ vfound $n flutters $s eyelashes at you coyly.~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name bark~ cnoarg You bark loudly.~ onoarg $n barks like a dog. GO DAWGS SIC 'EM!!! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!~ cfound You bark at $N scaring $M silly -- SHAME ON YOU!!~ ofound $n barks at $N scaring $M senseless.~ vfound $n barks loudly at you, you back away, because $e might bite too!!~ cnotfound ~ cauto You bark at yourself and jump back in fear.~ oauto $n barks at $mself and cowers in fear.~ #END #SOCIAL name howl~ cnoarg You howl at the moon.~ onoarg $n howls at the moon.~ cfound You howl soulfully at $N.~ ofound $n howls at $N.~ vfound $n howls soulfully at you.~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name babble~ cnoarg You babble endlessly.~ onoarg $n babbles endlessly, won't $e EVER shut up?~ cfound You babble to $N for hours on end.~ ofound $n babbles to $N for what seems an eternity, how can $N stand it?~ vfound $n babbles at you. You nod mechanically, hoping $e will shut up soon.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You babble on and on to yourself, FINALLY! someone who LISTENS!!~ oauto $n babbles quietly to $mself.~ #END #SOCIAL name ramble~ cnoarg You ramble on and on.~ onoarg $n rambles on about a boring exploit.~ cfound You ramble on to $N about your past adventures.~ ofound $n blithers on and on to $N about something.~ vfound $n tells you a rather boring tale, you feign interest.~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name hush~ cnoarg SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~ onoarg $n requests everyone quiet down. Shhhhhhhhhhh...~ cfound You nicely ask $N to be more quiet.~ ofound $n nicely asks $N to be more quiet.~ vfound $n kindly requests that you please quiet down.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You realize you are loud and obnoxious and try to silence yourself.~ oauto $n covers $s mouth in an attempt to silence $mself.~ #END #SOCIAL name threaten~ cnoarg You threaten everyone with your overwhelming presence.~ onoarg You feel threatened in the presence of the great $n.~ cfound You stand tall as you threaten $N.~ ofound $n threatens $N forcefully.~ vfound $n threatens you...oooooooh scary *laugh*~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name roll~ cnoarg You roll your eyes in disgust.~ onoarg $n rolls $s eyes, disgusted.~ cfound You look at $N and roll your eyes in disgust.~ ofound $n rolls $s eyes in disgust at $N.~ vfound $n rolls $s eyes at you.~ cnotfound ~ cauto At whom do you wish to roll your eyes?~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name swoon~ cnoarg You swoon.~ onoarg $n swoons in absolute ecstasy.~ cfound You look at $N and swoon in ecstasy.~ ofound $n looks at $N and swoons in ecstasy.~ vfound $n looks at you and swoons in ecstasy.~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name bird~ cnoarg You flick a bird...How obscene!~ onoarg $n flicks a bird at no one in particular.~ cfound You shoot a bird at $N.~ ofound $n gives $N the bird.~ vfound $n gives you the bird...What an ass!~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name eyebrow~ cnoarg You raise an eyebrow at the notion.~ onoarg $n raises an eyebrow.~ cfound You raise your eyebrow at $N.~ ofound $n raises an eyebrow at $N's weird actions.~ vfound $n raises an eyebrow at you.~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name serenade~ cnoarg You raise your voice in a loud serenade to your invisible love.~ onoarg $n raises $s voice to serenade the world.~ cfound You raise your voice in a loving serenade to $N.~ ofound $n raises $s voice in a loving serenade to $N.~ vfound $n serenades you, you are swept away by $s voice.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You sing a loud serenade to yourself. What type of person are you?!~ oauto $n serenades $mself. What an ego!~ #END #SOCIAL name grimace~ cnoarg You grimace painfully at the thought.~ onoarg $n grimaces painfully at the thought.~ cfound You grimace at $N.~ ofound $n grimaces at $n.~ vfound $n grimaces at you. What could be wrong?~ cnotfound ~ cauto You grimace painfully at your thoughts.~ oauto $n grimaces painfully to $mself.~ #END #SOCIAL name boggle~ cnoarg You boggle at the concept.~ onoarg $n boggles at the concept.~ cfound You boggle at $N.~ ofound $n boggles at $N.~ vfound $n boggles at you.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You boggle at yourself. Hmmm...intriguing.~ oauto $n boggles quietly to $mself.~ #END #SOCIAL name beckon~ cnoarg You beckon for everyone to follow.~ onoarg $n beckons for everyone to follow.~ cfound You beckon for $N to follow -- sure hope they do!~ ofound $n beckons $N to follow...hmmm what's going on?~ vfound $n beckons for you to follow.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You beckon to your shadow to follow.~ oauto $n beckons to $s shadow to follow.~ #END #SOCIAL name wonder~ cnoarg You wonder about how things could have been.~ onoarg $n gets a blank stare on $s face. What could $e be wondering about?~ cfound You look at $N and wonder what will happen.~ ofound $n looks at $N and wonders....~ vfound $n looks at you quizzically.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You wonder about yourself and your purpose here.~ oauto A blank stare crosses $n's face. What could $e be wondering about?~ #END #SOCIAL name worry~ cnoarg You worry about what's going to happen.~ onoarg A troubled look suddenly crosses $n's face. Wonder what's wrong?~ cfound You look at $N worriedly.~ ofound $n looks at $N with a troubled gaze.~ vfound $n looks at you worriedly.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You worry about what's going to happen.~ oauto A troubled look suddenly crosses $n's face. Wonder what's wrong?~ #END #SOCIAL name drool~ cnoarg You drool down the front of your shirt.~ onoarg $n drools all over $mself -- making a TERRIBLE mess!~ cfound You drool messily on $N.~ ofound $n drools upon $N.~ vfound $n looks at you lustily and drools.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You drool down the front of your shirt.~ oauto $n drools all over $mself -- making a TERRIBLE mess!~ #END #SOCIAL name nod~ cnoarg You nod.~ onoarg $n nods.~ cfound You nod at $N.~ ofound $n nods at $N.~ vfound $n nods at you in agreement.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You attempt to nod at yourself and get dizzy instead.~ oauto $n nods quietly to $mself. What a wacko.~ #END #SOCIAL name purr~ cnoarg MMMMMMEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!~ onoarg $n purrs contentedly.~ cfound You rub up against $N and purr contentedly.~ ofound $n rubs against $N and purrs contentedly.~ vfound $n rubs up against you and purrs contentedly.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You purr quietly to yourself.~ oauto $n purrs contentedly to $mself.~ #END #SOCIAL name point~ cnoarg You point in every direction.~ onoarg $n points excitedly!~ cfound You point at $N.~ ofound $n points excitedly at $N!~ vfound $n points at you. How rude!~ cnotfound ~ cauto You point at yourself, obviously very confused.~ oauto $n points at $mself, obviously very confused.~ #END #SOCIAL name rub~ cnoarg You rub your hands together in greedy anticipation.~ onoarg $n rubs $s hands together in greedy anticipation.~ cfound You give $N a nice, long, kinky rubdown.~ ofound $n gives $N a nice long rubdown.~ vfound $n gives you a rubdown, running $s hands over your tense shoulders...Mmmm...~ cnotfound ~ cauto You rub yourself...lingering a little too long in some places.~ oauto $n rubs $mself...what a creep!~ #END #SOCIAL name bleed~ cnoarg You bleed profusely -- making a horrible mess!~ onoarg $n weakly bleeds all over the floor.~ cfound You bleed on $N -- ewww!~ ofound $n bleeds on $N. Watch out, YOU might be next!~ vfound $n bleeds on you -- ewww! Get away!!~ cnotfound ~ cauto You bleed all over yourself.~ oauto $n bleeds profusely all over $mself.~ #END #SOCIAL name highfive~ cnoarg You jump in the air and give a BIG high five to...umm...absolutely nothing.~ onoarg $n wildly high fives the air, looking very foolish -- very foolish indeed.~ cfound You jump in the air and give a BIG high five to $N!~ ofound $n enthusiastically high-five's $N!~ vfound $n gives you a BIG high five! Way to go!!~ cnotfound ~ cauto You try to give yourself a high five. What ARE you thinking?~ oauto $n tries to high five $mself, but ends up looking foolish instead.~ #END #SOCIAL name propose~ cnoarg You propose to everyone in the room.~ onoarg $n proposes to everyone in the room. Very odd.~ cfound You kneel and romantically propose to $N.~ ofound $n gets on one knee and proposes to $N.~ vfound $n gets down on one knee and romantically proposes to you.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You are SO full of yourself!~ oauto $n proposes to $mself -- how narcissistic!~ #END #SOCIAL name peer~ cnoarg You peer around yourself intently.~ onoarg $n peers around $mself intently.~ cfound You peer intently at $N.~ ofound $n peers intently at $N.~ vfound $n peers at you intently.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You get a little cross-eyed with your attempts to stare yourself down.~ oauto $n peers at $mself, crossing $s eyes in the process.~ #END #SOCIAL name worship~ cnoarg You prostrate yourself and worship the gods!~ onoarg $n prostrates $mself and worships the gods!~ cfound You fall on your knees and worship $N.~ ofound $n falls on $s knees and worships $N.~ vfound $n falls to the ground and worships you.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You worship yourself.~ oauto $n worships $mself.~ #END #SOCIAL name bearhug~ cnoarg Whom do you wish to bearhug?~ onoarg ~ cfound You overwhelm $N with a great, big, hulking bearhug.~ ofound $n encompasses $N in an ENORMOUS bearhug!~ vfound $n clutches you tightly in an overwhelming bearhug!~ cnotfound ~ cauto You vainly clutch yourself in a bearhug for consolation.~ oauto $n hugs $mself as tightly as possible. Looks like $e could use a hand.~ #END #SOCIAL name innocent~ cnoarg You innocently whistle a tune.~ onoarg $n looks around and whistles innocently.~ cfound You look at $N and bat your eyelashes -- the picture of innocence!~ ofound $n bats $s eyelashes innocently at $N.~ vfound $n looks at you and innocently bats $s eyelashes.~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name collapse~ cnoarg You collapse on the floor from exhaustion.~ onoarg $n dramatically collapses to the floor from exhaustion. ~ cfound You collapse right into $N's arms.~ ofound $n collapses right into $N's arms.~ vfound Suddenly, $n collapses into your arms from exhaustion. ~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name stretch~ cnoarg You lean back and streeeeeettch your arms and legs.~ onoarg $n stretches luxuriously. Kinda makes you want to doesn't it?~ cfound ~ ofound ~ vfound ~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name spam~ cnoarg You mutter, 'spam' quietly to yourself again and again.~ onoarg $n rests in a corner and mutters 'spam' quietly to $mself.~ cfound You SPAM $N mercilessly!~ ofound $n spams $N!~ vfound You've been SPAMMED by $n!~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name boast~ cnoarg You boast loudly of all your amazing accomplishments.~ onoarg $n boasts loudly in a pigheaded fashion.~ cfound You boast to $N of all your great deeds.~ ofound $n boasts to $N.~ vfound Once again, $n boasts to you, what a bloated ego!~ cnotfound ~ cauto You boast to yourself of all your great feats! Your own biggest fan.~ oauto $n boasts to $mself -- what an ego!~ #END #SOCIAL name squirm~ cnoarg You squirm uncontrollably in your consternation.~ onoarg $n squirms uncontrollably, suddenly looking very uncomfortable.~ cfound You look at $N and squirm with delight. ~ ofound $n looks at $N and squirms with delight.~ vfound $n looks at you and squirms with delight.~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name moo~ cnoarg You chew your cud and moo plaintively. Muh-OOOOO!~ onoarg $n turns cowlike eyes on you, chews $s cud, and moos plaintively.~ cfound You focus all your bovine Zen on $N, and speak your thoughts. Muh-OOOOO!~ ofound Slowly, $n looks at $N, chews $s cud, and muh-OOOOs!~ vfound $n moos at you. What could that possibly mean?~ cnotfound ~ cauto You settle down into the center of your bovine Zen; the foolish world thinks you're just mooing.~ oauto $n is mooing at $mself again... You look for an exit...~ #END #SOCIAL name moon~ cnoarg You drop your drawers and moon everyone in the room!~ onoarg $n drops $s pants and gives you the vertical smile!~ cfound You bend over and moon $N.~ ofound $n drops $s pants and rudely moons $N!~ vfound $n bends over and gives you the vertical smile!~ cnotfound ~ cauto You try to moon yourself, but you can't see your A** that well.~ oauto $n nearly goes into convulsions while trying to moon $mself.~ #END #SOCIAL name goose~ cnoarg Who would you like to goose?~ onoarg ~ cfound You tenderly goose $N on the tush.~ ofound $n reaches around $N's backside and gooses $M tenderly.~ vfound $n gooses you tenderly!~ cnotfound ~ cauto You pinch yourself on the rear, you must be desperate.~ oauto $n pinches $mself on the rear.~ #END #SOCIAL name wince~ cnoarg You wince in agony.~ onoarg $n winces in agony.~ cfound You look at $N and wince at $S remark.~ ofound $n winces at $N's remark.~ vfound $n winces at your remark.~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name type~ cnoarg You can't type for crap tonight! You give up in frustration!~ onoarg $n throws $s hands up in disgust at $s lousy typing skills!~ cfound ~ ofound ~ vfound ~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name brb~ cnoarg Hope to see you soon!~ onoarg $n will be right back!~ cfound ~ ofound ~ vfound ~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name mutter~ cnoarg You mutter quietly to yourself.~ onoarg $n mutters something quietly to $mself.~ cfound You mutter something to $N.~ ofound $n looks at $N and mutters something nasty under $s breath. ~ vfound $n looks at you and mutters something nasty under $s breath.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You mutter quietly to yourself.~ oauto $n mutters something quietly to $mself.~ #END #SOCIAL name rofl~ cnoarg You roll on the floor, laughing hysterically.~ onoarg $n falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically.~ cfound You fall to the floor laughing at $N's remark.~ ofound $n rolls on the floor laughing at $N's antics!~ vfound $n rolls on the floor laughing at your antics!~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name sob~ cnoarg You sob quietly to yourself.~ onoarg $n sobs in misery.~ cfound You sob quietly to yourself because $N has hurt your feelings so badly.~ ofound $n sobs quietly to $mself because $N was a jerk!~ vfound You feel like a cad because you've made $n sob.~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name pant~ cnoarg You pant lustily.~ onoarg $n pants lustily.~ cfound You pant lustily at $M.~ ofound $n looks at $N and pants lustily.~ vfound $n looks at you and pants lustily...~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name whine~ cnoarg You whine to anyone who will listen to you.~ onoarg $n whines pathetically to anyone who will listen.~ cfound You whine to $M, hoping desperately that at least $E will give a damn.~ ofound $n whines pathetically to $N.~ vfound $n whines pathetically to you. What a loser!~ cnotfound ~ cauto You whine to yourself, probably the only one who will listen.~ oauto $n whines to $mself. At least $e isn't bitching to YOU.~ #END #SOCIAL name flex~ cnoarg You flex your muscles proudly!~ onoarg $n flexes $s muscles...what a stud!?!~ cfound You show off to $N, flexing your muscles proudly.~ ofound $n flexes $s muscles, in a vain attempt to impress $N.~ vfound $n flexes $s muscles in a vain attempt to show off to you.~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name embrace~ cnoarg Who would you like to embrace? ~ onoarg ~ cfound You wrap your arms around $N in a warm and loving embrace.~ ofound $n wraps $s arms around $N in a warm and loving embrace.~ vfound $n takes you in $s arms in a warm and loving embrace.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You try to console yourself with a loving embrace.~ oauto $n tries to console $mself by wrapping $s arms around $mself.~ #END #SOCIAL name duck~ cnoarg DUCK!!!!~ onoarg $n ducks defensively.~ cfound You duck defensively, anticipating the oncoming swipe from $N.~ ofound $n ducks, anticipating $N's reaction.~ vfound $n ducks, please oh please don't hit $m!~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name bonk~ cnoarg ***BONK!!!***~ onoarg ~ cfound You bonk $N on the head for being such a moron.~ ofound $n bonks $N on the head for being such an UTTER moron.~ vfound $n bonks you on the head for being so foolish.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You bonk yourself, fool that you are.~ oauto $n bonks $mself and grimaces in pain.~ #END #SOCIAL name squeal~ cnoarg You squeal with delight!~ onoarg $n lets out a sudden squeal of delight!~ cfound You look at $N and squeal with delight!~ ofound $n squeals with delight at $N.~ vfound $n looks at you and squeals with delight!~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name tackle~ cnoarg You're going to tackle everyone in the room?!~ onoarg ~ cfound You tackle $N playfully.~ ofound $n playfully tackles $N.~ vfound $n brings you down in a playful tackle!~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name spit~ cnoarg You spit in utter disgust.~ onoarg $n spits in utter disgust!~ cfound You spit on $N...you're gross!~ ofound $n spits on $N.~ vfound $n spits on you -- how gross!~ cnotfound ~ cauto You spit on yourself, pretty nasty eh?~ oauto $n spits on $mself...what a sicko!~ #END #SOCIAL name life~ cnoarg You try to get a life, and fail.~ onoarg $n tries to get a life, and fails.~ cfound $N needs to get a life!~ ofound $N needs to get a life!~ vfound You need to get a life!~ cnotfound ~ cauto But you have none to give!~ oauto $n attempts to give $mself a life, but has none to spare.~ #END #SOCIAL name mosh~ cnoarg You mosh insanely around the room!~ onoarg $n moshes insanely around the room!~ cfound You mosh sadistically against $N ... you WILL be punished.~ ofound $n bounces off of $N in a vain attempt to mosh... what a LOSER.~ vfound $n slams into you, moshing painfully against you. That REALLY hurts!~ cnotfound ~ cauto Masochist!~ oauto $n throws $mself on the floor, grinding $mself into a bloody pulp~ #END #SOCIAL name flinch~ cnoarg EEEK... You flinch in obvious pain.~ onoarg $n flinches in obvious pain... you wonder what $e did THIS time.~ cfound Don't you wish you could just crawl under a rock and die?~ ofound $n sneaks a glance at $N and flinches.~ vfound $n flinches in response to your cold rebuke.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You can't belive what you've done...~ oauto $n twitches violently, shocked at $s own behavior.~ #END #SOCIAL name air~ cnoarg You grab your air guitar and play for all you're worth.~ onoarg $n air-guitars like a mad man ... EXCELLENT!!!~ cfound You hope $E appreciates your (total lack of) talent.~ ofound $n is surrounded by air groupies. ~ vfound $n plays a most excellent tune for you on $s most excellent air guitar.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You play softly to yourself.~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name tweak~ cnoarg Tweak who?~ onoarg ~ cfound You gently tweak $S cheek. Isn't $E so CUTE?~ ofound $n tweaked $N's cheek... don't they look so adorable together?~ vfound $n lovingly tweaks your cheek. It reminds you of Grandma... sniff...~ cnotfound ~ cauto You can't DO that.~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name peck~ cnoarg Wouldn't you like to do that to a person, or do you prefer air?~ onoarg ~ cfound Risking a slap to the face, you give $N a peck on the cheek.~ ofound $n smiles and gives $N a chaste peck on the cheek.~ vfound $n pecks you on the cheek, how sweet!~ cnotfound ~ cauto You must REALLY like yourself.~ oauto $n tries in vain to wrap $s lips around $s cheeks.~ #END #SOCIAL name explode~ cnoarg You feel the blood boiling in your veins!~ onoarg $n turns a deep red, fighting to contain $s temper...~ cfound You feel your rage explode deep in the pit of your stomach...~ ofound $n burns holes through $N with his explosive anger!~ vfound $n is ANGRY with you... I'd run if I were you!!!~ cnotfound ~ cauto Your soul burns brightly then fades to nothing.~ oauto $n implodes!!! Only a grease spot remains where $e once stood.~ #END #SOCIAL name raspberry~ cnoarg You stick your tongue out at ... well, no one.~ onoarg $n sticks $s tongue out, catching a few flies in the process.~ cfound You give $N the raspberry... and spit all over yourself.~ ofound $n gives $N the raspberry... PHBT! What a mess... Spit EVERYWHERE!~ vfound You are splattered with saliva as $n gives you the raspberry... HOW RUDE!~ cnotfound ~ cauto You try to stick your tongue out at yourself... somehow, it isn't the same.~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name flash~ cnoarg You grin and strut as you open your coat and show what you've got!~ onoarg $n rips $s clothes off and parades naked around the room!~ cfound Swiftly you jerk open your jacket, trying to get $M to notice you.~ ofound Cover your eyes, $n is exposing $mself to $n! EWWWW!~ vfound You gasp! $n has just revealed $s "equipment" to you!~ cnotfound ~ cauto That's sick.~ oauto PERVERT PRESENT! $n is trying to flash $mself~ #END #SOCIAL name strip~ cnoarg You do a slow strip tease for the people...~ onoarg $n begins a slow, erotic strip-tease act...~ cfound You start to undress $N ... one piece of clothing at a time...~ ofound $n runs $s hands over $Ns body, slowly stripping away the clothing...~ vfound $n has started to strip you... woah BABY!~ cnotfound ~ cauto You can't DO that in public!~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name undress~ cnoarg You start to undress in the shadows, waiting for someone to notice.~ onoarg $n begins to undress... $e is VERY sexy... *Pant* ~ cfound You undress $M with your eyes... Kinky.~ ofound You feel the temperature of the room rise as $n lusts on $N...~ vfound Feeling exposed, you sense $n undressing you with $s eyes...~ cnotfound ~ cauto A mirror would work better...~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name tongue~ cnoarg You slowly give your tongue a nice workout.~ onoarg ~ cfound Mmmm... you give $N a good working over with your tongue...~ ofound $n slides $s tongue over $N's body...~ vfound $n wraps $s tongue around you, moving it across your young, nubile flesh...~ cnotfound ~ cauto You slowly tongue yourself.~ oauto $n slowly tongues $mself... ICK.~ #END #SOCIAL name view~ cnoarg You sit back and watch the world go by.~ onoarg $n kicks back and enjoys the view.~ cfound ~ ofound ~ vfound ~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name grumble~ cnoarg You grumble distractedly to yourself~ onoarg $n grumbles and growls. You wonder what's wrong...~ cfound You grumble at $N, disgusted with their presence.~ ofound $n seems to be a grumpy bear... $e is grumbling at poor $N.~ vfound $n is grumbling at you... what'd you do?~ cnotfound ~ cauto Why bother?~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name cheer~ cnoarg You cheer and dance as the joy within you bursts forth!~ onoarg $n cheers and sings... $e is just BURSTING with joy!~ cfound You cheer $N on and wish $M good luck!~ ofound *Yay!* Go $N!!! $n cheers $M on.~ vfound You are cheered on by $n... you feel so loved!~ cnotfound ~ cauto You cheer silently for yourself since nobody else will~ oauto $n resorts to cheering for $mself... how sad.~ #END #SOCIAL name plead~ cnoarg You beg and plead to anyone who will listen.~ onoarg $n pleads $s case to anyone who will listen... You ALMOST feel sorry for $s.~ cfound ~ ofound ~ vfound ~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name charge~ cnoarg You charge into the fray!~ onoarg $n charges into the fray! All guts, no brains.~ cfound With surprising dexterity, you head-butt $N!~ ofound $n ducks down low, charges forward, and head-butts $N!~ vfound OOF! $n rammed $s head into your stomach! That HURT.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You run your head into a brick wall. OUCH!~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name criticize~ cnoarg Yes, but who?~ onoarg ~ cfound You criticize $M with all the warmth of a snake.~ ofound With a nasty grin, $n rips apart $Ns efforts.~ vfound $n informs you that your attempts need some MAJOR adjustments.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You criticize yourself profusely.~ oauto $n tears $mself apart, cursing $s own stupidity.~ #END #SOCIAL name run~ cnoarg You run away in terror and horror!~ onoarg $n runs away in utter terror!~ cfound You run away from $N in complete terror!~ ofound $n runs away from $N in utter terror and horror!~ vfound $n runs from you, fearing for $s life!~ cnotfound ~ cauto Are you THAT ugly?~ oauto $n looks in the mirror, sees $s face, and runs away terrified!~ #END #SOCIAL name judge~ cnoarg Yes, but who?~ onoarg ~ cfound You judge $m on a scale of 1 to 10.~ ofound On a scale from 1 to 10, $n thinks $N is a complete ZERO!!!~ vfound $n judges your actions on a scale of 1 to 10 and comes up with ZERO!!!~ cnotfound ~ cauto You don't REALLY want to do that.~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name insane~ cnoarg You feel your sanity slipping away...~ onoarg Before your eyes, $n's sanity is slipping away...~ cfound ~ ofound ~ vfound ~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name cover~ cnoarg You cover your ears to protect them from the noise.~ onoarg $n covers $s ears to protect them from all the noise.~ cfound You glare at $N and cover your ears.~ ofound $n glares at $N and covers $s ears.~ vfound $n covers $s ears because of you... you are TOO LOUD!~ cnotfound ~ cauto No... I don't think so.~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name flare~ cnoarg You flare your nostrils disdainfully.~ onoarg $n flares $s nostrils disdainfully.~ cfound You flare your nostrils disdainfully at $N... HOW RUDE!~ ofound $n flares $s nostrils disdainfully at $N and turns up $s snobbish nose.~ vfound $n flares $s nostrils disdainfully at you... what'd you DO???~ cnotfound ~ cauto *Sniff* But you should LOVE yourself!~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name head~ cnoarg You toss your head haughtily.~ onoarg $n tosses $s head haughtily.~ cfound You toss your head haughtily at $N.~ ofound $n tosses her head haughtily at $N... what an ATTITUDE!~ vfound $n tossed $s head haughtily at you... :(~ cnotfound ~ cauto Why would you do that?~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name pie~ cnoarg You pick up a pie and toss it around for a bit.~ onoarg $n picks up a pie and tosses it around for a bit.~ cfound You toss a pie at $N and hit $M right in the FACE!~ ofound $n tosses a pie at $N and hits $m right in the FACE!~ vfound $n tossed a pie in your face... and now you are all covered in GOO!~ cnotfound ~ cauto You bury your face in the pie... yummmmm!!! :)~ oauto $n buries $s face in the pie, licking the pan clean.~ #END #SOCIAL name cower~ cnoarg You cower in a corner.~ onoarg $n cowers in a corner and whimpers softly.~ cfound You cower away from $N and $S harsh words.~ ofound $n cowers in a corner, terrified that $N will come after $m.~ vfound You scared poor $n! Now $S is cowering in a corner, afraid for $s life.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You are afraid of your own shadow!~ oauto $n cowers in the corner afraid of $s own shadow~ #END #SOCIAL name noogie~ cnoarg You can't noogie the AIR! It has no head.~ onoarg ~ cfound You grab $N, get $M in a head lock and NOOGIE $M!~ ofound $n grabs $N in a head lock and NOOGIES $M... ARGH!!!~ vfound Oh NO, $n grabs you, throws you in a head lock and NOOGIES you!~ cnotfound ~ cauto You rub your head and create a static charge...~ oauto $n rubs $s OWN head and creates a static charge... *ZAP*~ #END #SOCIAL name yeehaw~ cnoarg You mount your pony(?) and shout YEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAW!~ onoarg $n bounces up and down screaming *YEEEEEEHAAAAAAW!*~ cfound ~ ofound ~ vfound ~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name pissed~ cnoarg You are PISSED!~ onoarg $n is PISSED so watch out!~ cfound You turn a stoney gaze toward $N... you are SOOO pissed at $N!~ ofound $n glares at $n.... $n is SOOO PISSED at $m!~ vfound $n is pissed at you now... What do you think $e'll DO?~ cnotfound ~ cauto You are PISSED at yourself!~ oauto $n is so pissed at $mself. How could $e be so stupid???~ #END #SOCIAL name passout~ cnoarg You belch and pass out.~ onoarg $n is OBVIOUSLY intoxicated... $e burps loudly and passes out!~ cfound ~ ofound ~ vfound ~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name adjust~ cnoarg You look around, make sure nobody is watching, and you adjust your "Tool."~ onoarg $n looks around slyly, smiles, then reaches down and "adjusts" $mself...~ cfound ~ ofound ~ vfound ~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name scratch~ cnoarg You scratch yourself contentedly.~ onoarg $n reaches down and scratches $mself... Now $e looks VERY happy.~ cfound ~ ofound ~ vfound ~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name meditate~ cnoarg You assume a very comfortable position and begin to meditate.~ onoarg $n rests and begins to meditate... $e chants softly to $mself.~ cfound ~ ofound ~ vfound ~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name bkiss~ cnoarg You blow kisses to the air.~ onoarg $n blows kisses at no one in particular.~ cfound You blow a kiss at $N and wonder if $E will catch it.~ ofound $n blows a kiss at $N ... isn't $e so CUTE?~ vfound $n blows a kiss at you and hopes you'll blow one back at $m.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You blow a kiss to yourself... isn't the world beautiful?~ oauto $n blows a kiss to $mself, obviously very in love.~ #END #SOCIAL name beer~ cnoarg You pull out a six-pack.~ onoarg $n starts to juggle a six-pack of beer.~ cfound You toss a bottle of beer at $N.~ ofound $n tosses a bottle of beer at $N ... let's just hope $e'll catch it!~ vfound $n tossed you a bottle of beer... I think $e wants something...~ cnotfound ~ cauto You pop off the top and down a beer.~ oauto $n pops the top off a bottle of beer and downs it in one gulp.~ #END #SOCIAL name bcatch~ cnoarg You reach out and rescue the bottle from its flight.~ onoarg $n reaches out and grabs the bottle of beer tossed to $m.~ cfound ~ ofound ~ vfound ~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name claw~ cnoarg You tighten your hands into a fist.~ onoarg $n clenches $s fists until blood drips from them...~ cfound You claw $S eyes out... GROSS!~ ofound $n buries $s nails in $N's eyes ... OH GOD, THE BLOOD!~ vfound $n buries $s nails in your eyes and you are blinded by your own blood!~ cnotfound ~ cauto You claw yourself to shreds!~ oauto $n rips $mself to shreds with $s fingernails!~ #END #SOCIAL name rose~ cnoarg Who would you like to give it to?~ onoarg ~ cfound You give $M a pretty rose.~ ofound $n hands $N a beautiful rose.~ vfound $n hands you a beautiful ---'---,--{@~ cnotfound ~ cauto You give yourself a rose and feel a little sad...~ oauto $n gives $mself a rose, dont you feel sorry for $m?~ #END #SOCIAL name laces~ cnoarg Whose laces?~ onoarg ~ cfound With the greatest of stealth, you tie $S shoelaces together.~ ofound $n sneaks up to $N and ties $S shoelaces together.~ vfound You try to take a step, and you hit the world facedown! Someone must have tied your shoelaces together!~ cnotfound ~ cauto You tie your own shoelaces together, try to walk, and promptly fall.~ oauto $n cleverly ties $s own shoelaces together, tries to walk, and sprawls flat on the floor.~ #END #SOCIAL name tag~ cnoarg Tag whom?~ onoarg $n casts about for someone to tag.~ cfound >From nowhere, you pounce on $N and TAG $M remorselessly! BWAHAHA!!!~ ofound $n dives from the shadows and TAGS $N. $N IS IT!~ vfound $n pounces on you and >>> TAGS <<< you! You're IT!~ cnotfound ~ cauto Unable to catch anyone else, you do the intelligent thing and tag yourself. You're still IT!~ oauto Unable to catch anyone else, $n tags $mself. Are you impressed?~ #END #SOCIAL name tank~ cnoarg You boldly offer to tank for your everyone else. Are you sure you know what you're getting into?~ onoarg $n offers to tank!~ cfound You offer to tank for $N.~ ofound $n offers to tank for $N.~ vfound $n offers to tank for you!~ cnotfound ~ cauto No one will tank for you, eh?!? WELL, YOU'LL SHOW THEM! (right?)~ oauto In dazzling chivalry, $n offers to tank-- for $mself!~ #END #SOCIAL name starve~ cnoarg You show your prominent ribs and hope that someone will take pity.~ onoarg $n is withering before your eyes! Starvation!~ cfound You throw yourself upon $S mercy, begging for food.~ ofound $n begs $N for food. One would think that magic would have cured hunger by now...~ vfound $n is starving before your eyes! Could you spare some food, please?~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name aargh~ cnoarg AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!~ onoarg $n throws back $s head and howls in profound frustration!~ cfound You scream your frustration and grab for $S throat with both hands!~ ofound $n howls in frustration, and leaps for $N, trying to throttle $M!~ vfound $n grabs for your throat with two hands, howling in frustration!~ cnotfound ~ cauto You scream in frustration at your own stupidity!~ oauto $n screams in frustration at $s own stupidity!~ #END #SOCIAL name homework~ cnoarg Your suddenly remember that you have to defend your thesis today...~ onoarg $n looks stricken. Could $e have blown off some important homework?~ cfound ~ ofound ~ vfound ~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name puff~ cnoarg You mimic Puff at her most annoying.~ onoarg $n says, "Did you know that I'm written in C?"~ cfound ~ ofound ~ vfound ~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name yae~ cnoarg You sigh, burdened with Yet Another Eeediot.~ onoarg $n sighs, burdened with Yet Another Eeediot.~ cfound There's Yet Another Eeediot in the room, and you're looking right at $M.~ ofound $n clearly believes that $N is an Eeediot! ~ vfound $n glares at you, obviously not impressed with your intelligence.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You bonk yourself for the Eeediot you are!~ oauto $n bonks $mself, HARD, and curses $mself for the Eeediot $e is!~ #END #SOCIAL name lightbulb~ cnoarg *Ding!* Inspiration!~ onoarg A light bulb appears above $n's head!~ cfound ~ ofound ~ vfound ~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name voodoo~ cnoarg Bad juju like this has to be directed at a person.~ onoarg $n looks hostile for a moment.~ cfound You stare daggers at $N, jabbing pins into $S effigy.~ ofound $n glares balefully at $N while stabbing a pin into a voodoo doll.~ vfound Your heart lurches in your chest, and fiery pain stabs through your skull!~ cnotfound ~ cauto You stab a pin into your own voodoo doll! Agony!~ oauto $n jabs a pin into $s own voodoo doll, and twitches in agony!~ #END #SOCIAL name ogg~ cnoarg Ogg who?~ onoarg ~ cfound Engage!~ ofound $n oggs $N's head with photon torpedos! $N reels.~ vfound $n oggs your head with photon torpedos! You are reeling.~ cnotfound ~ cauto If you do that, the universe will explode.~ oauto $n almost oggs $mself, but wisely reconsiders.~ #END #SOCIAL name confused~ cnoarg Your confusion is showing.~ onoarg $n blinks slowly...~ cfound You blink slowly, trying to decipher $S comment.~ ofound $n blinks slowly. Maybe $N left a word out of $S sentence...~ vfound $n blinks slowly. Maybe you left a word out of your sentence?~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name beam~ cnoarg You beam delightedly at nothing in particular.~ onoarg $n beams broadly at nothing in particular.~ cfound You dazzle $N with your smile.~ ofound $n must like $N a great deal to beam at $M so broadly!~ vfound $n must like you a great deal to beam at you so broadly!~ cnotfound ~ cauto Well, aren't you special?~ oauto $n beams at $mself, obviously pleased.~ #END #SOCIAL name bite~ cnoarg You glare around, muttering "Bite me..." under your breath.~ onoarg $n glares around, muttering "Bite me..." under $s breath.~ cfound You bite $N on the neck.~ ofound $n bites $N on the neck!~ vfound $n bites you on the neck.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You bite your knuckle in anguish.~ oauto $n bites $s knuckle in anguish...the tragedy!~ #END #SOCIAL name discodance~ cnoarg Groovy!~ onoarg $n discos wildly!~ cfound You grab $N and disco wildly! Groovy!~ ofound $n grabs $N and does $m best Travolta!~ vfound $n grabs you and does $m best Travolta!~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name scuff~ cnoarg You scuff your foot sheepishly.~ onoarg $n scuffs $s foot in the dirt, looking very sheepish.~ cfound You scuff your foot, avoiding $N's gaze.~ ofound $n scuffs $s foot and shyly avoids $N's gaze.~ vfound $n scuffs $s foot and shyly avoids your gaze.~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name whap~ cnoarg Whap who?~ onoarg ~ cfound You whap $N upside the head!~ ofound With a resounding WHAP!, $n reprimands $N.~ vfound HEY! $n whaps you upside the head!~ cnotfound ~ cauto Ow! You give yourself a resounding whap upside the head.~ oauto Biff! $n whaps $mself upside the head!~ #END #SOCIAL name lag~ cnoarg Yes, yes.~ onoarg $n is m o v i n g v e ry sl o w l y ...~ cfound ~ ofound ~ vfound ~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name chortle~ cnoarg Heh.~ onoarg $n chortles mischievously.~ cfound You chortle mischievously at $N.~ ofound $n chortles mischievously at $N.~ vfound $n chortles mischievously at you.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You chortle at your own joke.~ oauto $n chortles at $s own joke. Don't bother.~ #END #SOCIAL name zerbert~ cnoarg Gotta zerbert SOMEBODY.~ onoarg ~ cfound You lift $N's shirt and blow loudly into $S navel!~ ofound $n lifts $N's shirt and blows loudly into $S navel!~ vfound Yeek! $n lifts your shirt and blows loudly into your navel!~ cnotfound ~ cauto Careful, people are staring...~ oauto $n looks around furtively, and then bends over and blows loudly into $s own navel!~ #END #SOCIAL name twitch~ cnoarg You twitch nervously.~ onoarg $n twitches nervously.~ cfound You twitch involuntarily at $N's presence.~ ofound $N must really be getting to $n...~ vfound $n notices you and twitches.~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name leer~ cnoarg You peer around the room, leering like the pervert you are!~ onoarg $n peers about, leering like a filthy pervert!~ cfound You leer at $N like the pervert you are.~ ofound $n eyes $N up and down, leering like a filthy pervert! ~ vfound $n eyes you up and down, leering like a filthy pervert!~ cnotfound ~ cauto Desperation has reached new heights, hasn't it?~ oauto $n leers at $mself shamelessly.~ #END #SOCIAL name polite~ cnoarg You give a polite little chuckle. ~ onoarg $n gives a polite little chuckle. ~ cfound You indicate your underappreciation of $S joke. ~ ofound $n gives a polite little chuckle to $N's joke. ~ vfound $n gives a politle but unappreciative chuckle to your joke. ~ cnotfound ~ cauto You chuckle at your own joke, since no one else would. ~ oauto $n chuckles at $s own joke, since none of you would. ~ #END #SOCIAL name mischievous~ cnoarg You give a mischievous smile at the trouble you have in mind. ~ onoarg $n grins mischievously at a nasty idea. ~ cfound You grin mischievously at $M, thinking an evil thought. ~ ofound $n grins mischievously at $N. $m must be thinking something evil.~ vfound $n grins mischievously at you. You inch toward the door. ~ cnotfound ~ cauto You grin mischievously to yourself. ~ oauto $n grins mischievously to $mself.~ #END #SOCIAL name accept~ cnoarg You accept the proferred apology graciously. ~ onoarg $n graciously accepts the proferred apology. ~ cfound ~ ofound ~ vfound ~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name anticipate~ cnoarg You murmur 'Sssssoonnn, my presssssciousssss...' ~ onoarg $n murmurs 'Ssssssooonnnn, my pressssscioussss...' ~ cfound ~ ofound ~ vfound ~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name shudder~ cnoarg You shudder at the horror and repress tears. ~ onoarg $n shudders at the horror and represses tears. ~ cfound ~ ofound ~ vfound ~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name powertrip~ cnoarg You scream 'The PPppppPOOOOoooWWWwwwErrRRR!' and writhe. ~ onoarg $n writhes, screaming 'The PPppppPOOOOoooWWWwwwErrRRR!' ~ cfound ~ ofound ~ vfound ~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name mull~ cnoarg You mull over the idea at hand, asking for patience. ~ onoarg $n mulls over the idea at hand. Please be patient. ~ cfound ~ ofound ~ vfound ~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name wait~ cnoarg You wait patiently. ~ onoarg $n waits patiently. ~ cfound ~ ofound ~ vfound ~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name bat~ cnoarg You bat your long, dark lashes and smile innocently. ~ onoarg $n bats $s long, dark lashes and smiles innocently. ~ cfound ~ ofound ~ vfound ~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name sage~ cnoarg You nod sagely. ~ onoarg $n nods sagely. ~ cfound ~ ofound ~ vfound ~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name contemplate~ cnoarg You bite your lip contemplatively. ~ onoarg $n bites $s lip contemplatively. ~ cfound ~ ofound ~ vfound ~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name agree~ cnoarg You agree absolutely.~ onoarg $n agrees absolutely.~ cfound You nod in enthusiastic agreement with $N.~ ofound $n nods in enthusiastic agreement with $N.~ vfound $n nods in enthusiastic agreement with you.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You find yourself most agreeable.~ oauto $n finds $mself the most agreeable being alive.~ #END #SOCIAL name toast~ cnoarg You raise a glass of champagne in a toast. ~ onoarg $n raises $s glass of champagne in a toast. ~ cfound You raise your glass of champagne to $S. ~ ofound $n silently toasts $N. ~ vfound $n silently toasts you. ~ cnotfound ~ cauto You grin evilly and toast yourself. ~ oauto $n grins evilly and toasts $mself. ~ #END #SOCIAL name conspire~ cnoarg You wink conspiratorily, waiting for the countersign. ~ onoarg $n winks conspiratorily, waiting for the countersign. ~ cfound You induct $S into your private conspiracy with a wink. ~ ofound $n winks conspiratorily at $N. You wonder what this can mean. ~ vfound $n inducts you into $m private conspiracy with a wink. ~ cnotfound ~ cauto $n is paranoid enough to distrust even $mself. ~ oauto # ~ #END #SOCIAL name support~ cnoarg You fully support the plan. ~ onoarg $n fully supports the plan. ~ cfound You hug $M supportively and smile. ~ ofound $n hugs $N supportively and smiles. ~ vfound $n hugs you supportively and smiles. ~ cnotfound ~ cauto You hug yourself sadly. ~ oauto $n hugs $mself sadly. Perhaps you could help? ~ #END #SOCIAL name pound~ cnoarg You make vague pounding motions with your fist at the thought. ~ onoarg $n makes vague pounding motions with $m fist at the thought. ~ cfound You pound $M into a bloody mass. ~ ofound $n pounds $N into a bloody mass. ~ vfound $n pounds you into a bloody mass. ~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name wrist~ cnoarg You hold out out a wrist for a slap. ~ onoarg $n holds out a wrist for a slap. ~ cfound You slaps $M wrist sharply. ~ ofound $n slaps $N's wrist sharply. ~ vfound $n slaps your wrist sharply. ~ cnotfound ~ cauto You slap your own wrist. ~ oauto $n slaps $m own wrist. ~ #END #SOCIAL name romeo~ cnoarg You light up a Romeo y Julietta cigar and puff contentedly.~ onoarg $n lights up a Romeo y Julietta cigar and puffs contentedly.~ cfound ~ ofound ~ vfound ~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name camel~ cnoarg You pretend you are a camel.~ onoarg $n pretends to be a camel.~ cfound You light a Camel cigarette for $M.~ ofound $n lights a Camel cigarette for $N.~ vfound $n lights a Camel cigarette for you.~ cnotfound ~ cauto You light a Camel cigarette and inhale sharply.~ oauto $n lights a Camel cigarette and inhales sharply.~ #END #SOCIAL name whip~ cnoarg You crack your bullwhip menacingly. ~ onoarg $n cracks a bullwhip menacingly. ~ cfound You flick your whip across $M bare back. ~ ofound $n flicks $s whip across $N's bare back. ~ vfound $n flicks a whip across your back... the pain.. the pleasure.. ~ cnotfound ~ cauto You whip yourself into a frenzy. ~ oauto $n whips $mself into a frenzy.~ #END #SOCIAL name cramp~ cnoarg You gasp and clutch your abdomen, wheezing with the pain. ~ onoarg $n gasps and clutches $m abdomen in agony. ~ cfound You hammerlock $M, screaming, "AAAAARRRRRGH!! I HAVE A CRAMP!!!" ~ ofound $n hammerlocks $N, screaming, "AAAAARRRRRGH!! I HAVE A CRAMP!!!". ~ vfound $n hammerlocks you, screaming "AAAAARRRRRGH!! I HAVE A CRAMP!!!"~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name make~ cnoarg You breathe heavily and wetly. ~ onoarg $n breathes heavily and wetly. ~ cfound You steam up the windows with $M. ~ ofound $n and $N start steaming up the windows. ~ vfound $n starts steaming up the windows with you. ~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name sweep~ cnoarg You look at your empty arms and sigh. ~ onoarg $n looks at $s empty arms and sighs. ~ cfound You sweep $M into your arms and kiss $M long and deeply. ~ ofound $n sweeps $N into $s arms and kisses $M long and deeply. ~ vfound $n sweeps you into $s arms and kisses you long and deeply. ~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name buff~ cnoarg You buff your nails on your cloak. ~ onoarg $n buffs $s nails on $s cloak. ~ cfound ~ ofound ~ vfound ~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name liver~ cnoarg You look angrily for someone to disembowel. ~ onoarg $n angrily for someone to disembowel. ~ cfound You rip out $S liver and eat it. ~ ofound $n rips out $N's liver and eats it. ~ vfound $n rips out your liver and eats it. ~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name wrestle~ cnoarg ~ onoarg ~ cfound You wrestle $M to the floor and pin $M there. ~ ofound $n wrestles $N to the floor, pinning $M there. ~ vfound $n wrestles you to the floor and pins you. ~ cnotfound ~ cauto You wrestle with your conscience. ~ oauto $n wrestles with $m conscience. ~ #END #SOCIAL name tie~ cnoarg You toy with a pair of handcuffs suggestively. ~ onoarg $n toys suggestively with a pair of handcuffs. ~ cfound You grab $N and tie $M to the bedposts. ~ ofound $n grabs $N and ties $S to a four poster bed. ~ vfound $n grabs you and ties you securely to a four poster bed. ~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name tight~ cnoarg ~ onoarg ~ cfound You hold $M tightly in your arms. ~ ofound $n holds $N tightly in $m arms. ~ vfound $n holds you in $m arms. ~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name fatality~ cnoarg ~ onoarg ~ cfound You intone, '$N wins. Fatality.' ~ ofound $n intones, '$N wins. Fatality.' ~ vfound $n intones, '$N wins. Fatality.' ~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name yowl~ cnoarg You yowl in frustration. ~ onoarg $n yowls in frustration! ~ cfound ~ ofound ~ vfound ~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #SOCIAL name silly~ cnoarg You do the silly walk all around the room. ~ onoarg $n does the silly walk all around the room. $e *is* silly. ~ cfound ~ ofound ~ vfound ~ cnotfound ~ cauto ~ oauto ~ #END #!