#SOCIAL name aargh~ char_no_arg AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!~ others_no_arg $n throws back $s head and howls in prothers_found frustration!~ char_found You scream your frustration and grab for $S throat with both hands!~ others_found $n howls in frustration, and leaps for $N, trying to throttle $M!~ vict_found $n grabs for your throat with two hands, howling in frustration!~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You scream in frustration at your own stupidity!~ others_auto $n screams in frustration at $s own stupidity!~ #END #SOCIAL name accept~ char_no_arg You accept the proferred apology graciously. ~ others_no_arg $n graciously accepts the proferred apology. ~ char_found ~ others_found ~ vict_found ~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name accuse~ char_no_arg Accuse who??~ others_no_arg $n is in an accusing mood.~ char_found You look accusingly at $M.~ others_found $n looks accusingly at $N.~ vict_found $n looks accusingly at you.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You accuse yourself.~ others_auto $n seems to have a bad conscience.~ #END #SOCIAL name adjust~ char_no_arg You look around, make sure nobody is watching, and you adjust your "Tool."~ others_no_arg $n looks around slyly, smiles, then reaches down and "adjusts" $mself...~ char_found ~ others_found ~ vict_found ~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name agree~ char_no_arg You agree absolutely.~ others_no_arg $n agrees absolutely.~ char_found You nod in enthusiastic agreement with $N.~ others_found $n nods in enthusiastic agreement with $N.~ vict_found $n nods in enthusiastic agreement with you.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You find yourself most agreeable.~ others_auto $n finds $mself the most agreeable being alive.~ #END #SOCIAL name air~ char_no_arg You grab your air guitar and play for all you're worth.~ others_no_arg $n air-guitars like a mad man ... EXCELLENT!!!~ char_found You hope $E appreciates your (total lack of) talent.~ others_found $n is surrounded by air groupies. ~ vict_found $n plays a most excellent tune for you on $s most excellent air guitar.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You play softly to yourself.~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name anticipate~ char_no_arg You murmur 'Sssssoonnn, my presssssciousssss...' ~ others_no_arg $n murmurs 'Ssssssooonnnn, my pressssscioussss...' ~ char_found ~ others_found ~ vict_found ~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name apologize~ char_no_arg You apologize until you are blue in the face.~ others_no_arg $n apologizes profusely.~ char_found You might as well apologize because $E sure as hell won't.~ others_found $n apologizes to $N with a very sincere look on $s face.~ vict_found $n apologizes to you and begs for forgiveness.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name applaud~ char_no_arg Clap, clap, clap.~ others_no_arg $n gives a round of applause.~ char_found You clap at $N's actions.~ others_found $n claps at $N's actions.~ vict_found $n gives you a round of applause. You MUST'VE done something good!~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You applaud at yourself. Boy, are we conceited!~ others_auto $n applauds at $mself. Boy, are we conceited!~ #END #SOCIAL name babble~ char_no_arg You babble endlessly.~ others_no_arg $n babbles endlessly, won't $e EVER shut up?~ char_found You babble to $N for hours on end.~ others_found $n babbles to $N for what seems an eternity, how can $N stand it?~ vict_found $n babbles at you. You nod mechanically, hoping $e will shut up soon.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You babble on and on to yourself, FINALLY! someone who LISTENS!!~ others_auto $n babbles quietly to $mself.~ #END #SOCIAL name bark~ char_no_arg You bark loudly.~ others_no_arg $n barks like a dog. GO DAWGS SIC 'EM!!! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!~ char_found You bark at $N scaring $M silly -- SHAME ON YOU!!~ others_found $n barks at $N scaring $M senseless.~ vict_found $n barks loudly at you, you back away, because $e might bite too!!~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You bark at yourself and jump back in fear.~ others_auto $n barks at $mself and cowers in fear.~ #END #SOCIAL name bat~ char_no_arg You bat your long, dark lashes and smile innocently. ~ others_no_arg $n bats $s long, dark lashes and smiles innocently. ~ char_found ~ others_found ~ vict_found ~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name bcatch~ char_no_arg You reach out and rescue the bottle from its flight.~ others_no_arg $n reaches out and grabs the bottle of beer tossed to $m.~ char_found ~ others_found ~ vict_found ~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name beam~ char_no_arg You beam delightedly at nothing in particular.~ others_no_arg $n beams broadly at nothing in particular.~ char_found You dazzle $N with your smile.~ others_found $n must like $N a great deal to beam at $M so broadly!~ vict_found $n must like you a great deal to beam at you so broadly!~ char_not_found ~ char_auto Well, aren't you special?~ others_auto $n beams at $mself, obviously pleased.~ #END #SOCIAL name bearhug~ char_no_arg Whom do you wish to bearhug?~ others_no_arg ~ char_found You overwhelm $N with a great, big, hulking bearhug.~ others_found $n encompasses $N in an ENORMOUS bearhug!~ vict_found $n clutches you tightly in an overwhelming bearhug!~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You vainly clutch yourself in a bearhug for consolation.~ others_auto $n hugs $mself as tightly as possible. Looks like $e could use a hand.~ #END #SOCIAL name beckon~ char_no_arg You beckon for everyone to follow.~ others_no_arg $n beckons for everyone to follow.~ char_found You beckon for $N to follow -- sure hope they do!~ others_found $n beckons $N to follow...hmmm what's going on?~ vict_found $n beckons for you to follow.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You beckon to your shadow to follow.~ others_auto $n beckons to $s shadow to follow.~ #END #SOCIAL name beer~ char_no_arg You pull out a six-pack.~ others_no_arg $n starts to juggle a six-pack of beer.~ char_found You toss a bottle of beer at $N.~ others_found $n tosses a bottle of beer at $N ... let's just hope $e'll catch it!~ vict_found $n tossed you a bottle of beer... I think $e wants something...~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You pop off the top and down a beer.~ others_auto $n pops the top off a bottle of beer and downs it in one gulp.~ #END #SOCIAL name beg~ char_no_arg You beg the gods for mercy.~ others_no_arg The gods fall down laughing at $n's request for mercy.~ char_found You desperately try to squeeze a few coins from $M.~ others_found $n begs you for money. You graciously let $m peep at your fortune.~ vict_found $n begs $N for a dime or two - or twenty !~ char_not_found ~ char_auto Begging yourself for money doesn't help.~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name bird~ char_no_arg You flick a bird...How obscene!~ others_no_arg $n flicks a bird at no one in particular.~ char_found You shoot a bird at $N.~ others_found $n gives $N the bird.~ vict_found $n gives you the bird...What an ass!~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name bite~ char_no_arg You glare around, muttering "Bite me..." under your breath.~ others_no_arg $n glares around, muttering "Bite me..." under $s breath.~ char_found You bite $N on the neck.~ others_found $n bites $N on the neck!~ vict_found $n bites you on the neck.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You bite your knuckle in anguish.~ others_auto $n bites $s knuckle in anguish...the tragedy!~ #END #SOCIAL name bkiss~ char_no_arg You blow kisses to the air.~ others_no_arg $n blows kisses at no one in particular.~ char_found You blow a kiss at $N and wonder if $E will catch it.~ others_found $n blows a kiss at $N ... isn't $e so CUTE?~ vict_found $n blows a kiss at you and hopes you'll blow one back at $m.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You blow a kiss to yourself... isn't the world beautiful?~ others_auto $n blows a kiss to $mself, obviously very in love.~ #END #SOCIAL name bleed~ char_no_arg You bleed profusely -- making a horrible mess!~ others_no_arg $n weakly bleeds all over the floor.~ char_found You bleed on $N -- ewww!~ others_found $n bleeds on $N. Watch out, YOU might be next!~ vict_found $n bleeds on you -- ewww! Get away!!~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You bleed all over yourself.~ others_auto $n bleeds profusely all over $mself.~ #END #SOCIAL name blink~ char_no_arg You bat your eyelashes.~ others_no_arg $n blinks innocently.~ char_found You blink innocently at $N.~ others_found $n blinks innocently at $N.~ vict_found $n blinks innocently at you.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You try to convince yourself of your innocence.~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name blush~ char_no_arg Your cheeks are burning.~ others_no_arg $n blushes.~ char_found You get all flustered up seeing $M.~ others_found $n blushes as $e sees $N here.~ vict_found $n blushes as $e sees you here. Such an effect on people!~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You blush at your own folly.~ others_auto $n blushes as $e notices $s boo-boo.~ #END #SOCIAL name boast~ char_no_arg You boast loudly of all your amazing accomplishments.~ others_no_arg $n boasts loudly in a pigheaded fashion.~ char_found You boast to $N of all your great deeds.~ others_found $n boasts to $N.~ vict_found Once again, $n boasts to you, what a bloated ego!~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You boast to yourself of all your great feats! Your own biggest fan.~ others_auto $n boasts to $mself -- what an ego!~ #END #SOCIAL name boggle~ char_no_arg You boggle at the concept.~ others_no_arg $n boggles at the concept.~ char_found You boggle at $N.~ others_found $n boggles at $N.~ vict_found $n boggles at you.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You boggle at yourself. Hmmm...intriguing.~ others_auto $n boggles quietly to $mself.~ #END #SOCIAL name bonk~ char_no_arg ***BONK!!!***~ others_no_arg ~ char_found You bonk $N on the head for being such a moron.~ others_found $n bonks $N on the head for being such an UTTER moron.~ vict_found $n bonks you on the head for being so foolish.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You bonk yourself, fool that you are.~ others_auto $n bonks $mself and grimaces in pain.~ #END #SOCIAL name bounce~ char_no_arg BOIINNNNNNGG!~ others_no_arg $n bounces around with a happy smile.~ char_found You bounce onto $S lap and wiggle about.~ others_found $n bounces onto $N's lap and wiggles about.~ vict_found $n bounces onto your lap and wiggles about.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You bounce your head like a basketball.~ others_auto $n plays basketball with $s head.~ #END #SOCIAL name bow~ char_no_arg You bow deeply.~ others_no_arg $n bows deeply.~ char_found You bow before $M.~ others_found $n bows before $N.~ vict_found $n bows before you.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You kiss your toes.~ others_auto $n folds up like a jacknife and kisses $s own toes.~ #END #SOCIAL name brb~ char_no_arg Hope to see you soon!~ others_no_arg $n will be right back!~ char_found ~ others_found ~ vict_found ~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name buff~ char_no_arg You buff your nails on your cloak. ~ others_no_arg $n buffs $s nails on $s cloak. ~ char_found ~ others_found ~ vict_found ~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name burp~ char_no_arg You burp loudly.~ others_no_arg $n burps loudly.~ char_found You burp loudly to $M in response.~ others_found $n burps loudly in response to $N's remark.~ vict_found $n burps loudly in response to your remark.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You burp at yourself.~ others_auto $n burps at $mself. What a sick sight.~ #END #SOCIAL name cackle~ char_no_arg You cackle gleefully.~ others_no_arg $n throws back $s head and cackles with insane glee!~ char_found You cackle gleefully at $N~ others_found $n cackles gleefully at $N.~ vict_found $n cackles gleefully at you. Better keep your distance from $m.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You cackle at yourself. Now, THAT'S strange!~ others_auto $n is really crazy now! $e cackles at $mself.~ #END #SOCIAL name camel~ char_no_arg You pretend you are a camel.~ others_no_arg $n pretends to be a camel.~ char_found You light a Camel cigarette for $M.~ others_found $n lights a Camel cigarette for $N.~ vict_found $n lights a Camel cigarette for you.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You light a Camel cigarette and inhale sharply.~ others_auto $n lights a Camel cigarette and inhales sharply.~ #END #SOCIAL name caress~ char_no_arg Who do you wish to caress?~ others_no_arg $n looks for someone to caress.~ char_found You tenderly caress $M.~ others_found $n tenderly caresses $N.~ vict_found $n tenderly caresses your body.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name charge~ char_no_arg You charge into the fray!~ others_no_arg $n charges into the fray! All guts, no brains.~ char_found With surprising dexterity, you head-butt $N!~ others_found $n ducks down low, charges forward, and head-butts $N!~ vict_found OOF! $n rammed $s head into your stomach! That HURT.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You run your head into a brick wall. OUCH!~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name cheer~ char_no_arg You cheer and dance as the joy within you bursts forth!~ others_no_arg $n cheers and sings... $e is just BURSTING with joy!~ char_found You cheer $N on and wish $M good luck!~ others_found *Yay!* Go $N!!! $n cheers $M on.~ vict_found You are cheered on by $n... you feel so loved!~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You cheer silently for yourself since nobody else will~ others_auto $n resorts to cheering for $mself... how sad.~ #END #SOCIAL name chortle~ char_no_arg Heh.~ others_no_arg $n chortles mischievously.~ char_found You chortle mischievously at $N.~ others_found $n chortles mischievously at $N.~ vict_found $n chortles mischievously at you.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You chortle at your own joke.~ others_auto $n chortles at $s own joke. Don't bother.~ #END #SOCIAL name chuckle~ char_no_arg You chuckle politely.~ others_no_arg $n chuckles politely.~ char_found You chuckle at $S joke.~ others_found $n chuckles at $N's joke.~ vict_found $n chuckles at your joke.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You chuckle at your own joke, since no one else would.~ others_auto $n chuckles at $s own joke, since none of you would.~ #END #SOCIAL name clap~ char_no_arg You clap your hands together.~ others_no_arg $n shows $s approval by clapping $s hands together.~ char_found You clap at $S performance.~ others_found $n claps at $N's performance.~ vict_found $n claps at your performance.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You clap at your own performance.~ others_auto $n claps at $s own performance.~ #END #SOCIAL name claw~ char_no_arg You tighten your hands into a fist.~ others_no_arg $n clenches $s fists until blood drips from them...~ char_found You claw $S eyes out... GROSS!~ others_found $n buries $s nails in $N's eyes ... OH GOD, THE BLOOD!~ vict_found $n buries $s nails in your eyes and you are blinded by your own blood!~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You claw yourself to shreds!~ others_auto $n rips $mself to shreds with $s fingernails!~ #END #SOCIAL name collapse~ char_no_arg You collapse on the floor from exhaustion.~ others_no_arg $n dramatically collapses to the floor from exhaustion. ~ char_found You collapse right into $N's arms.~ others_found $n collapses right into $N's arms.~ vict_found Suddenly, $n collapses into your arms from exhaustion. ~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name comb~ char_no_arg You comb your hair - perfect.~ others_no_arg $n combs $s hair, what a dashing specimen !~ char_found You patiently untangle $N's hair - what a mess !~ others_found $n tries patiently to untangle $N's hair.~ vict_found $n pulls your hair in an attempt to comb it.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You pull your hair, but it will not be combed.~ others_auto $n tries to comb $s tangled hair.~ #END #SOCIAL name comfort~ char_no_arg Do you feel uncomfortable?~ others_no_arg ~ char_found You comfort $M.~ others_found $n comforts $N.~ vict_found $n comforts you.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You make a vain attempt to comfort yourself.~ others_auto $n has no one to comfort $m but $mself~ #END #SOCIAL name confused~ char_no_arg Your confusion is showing.~ others_no_arg $n blinks slowly...~ char_found You blink slowly, trying to decipher $S comment.~ others_found $n blinks slowly. Maybe $N left a word out of $S sentence...~ vict_found $n blinks slowly. Maybe you left a word out of your sentence?~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name conspire~ char_no_arg You wink conspiratorily, waiting for the countersign. ~ others_no_arg $n winks conspiratorily, waiting for the countersign. ~ char_found You induct $S into your private conspiracy with a wink. ~ others_found $n winks conspiratorily at $N. You wonder what this can mean. ~ vict_found $n inducts you into $m private conspiracy with a wink. ~ char_not_found ~ char_auto $n is paranoid enough to distrust even $mself. ~ others_auto # ~ #END #SOCIAL name contemplate~ char_no_arg You bite your lip contemplatively. ~ others_no_arg $n bites $s lip contemplatively. ~ char_found ~ others_found ~ vict_found ~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name cough~ char_no_arg Yuck, try to cover your mouth next time!~ others_no_arg $n coughs loudly.~ char_found ~ others_found ~ vict_found ~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name cover~ char_no_arg You cover your ears to protect them from the noise.~ others_no_arg $n covers $s ears to protect them from all the noise.~ char_found You glare at $N and cover your ears.~ others_found $n glares at $N and covers $s ears.~ vict_found $n covers $s ears because of you... you are TOO LOUD!~ char_not_found ~ char_auto No... I don't think so.~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name cower~ char_no_arg You cower in a corner.~ others_no_arg $n cowers in a corner and whimpers softly.~ char_found You cower away from $N and $S harsh words.~ others_found $n cowers in a corner, terrified that $N will come after $m.~ vict_found You scared poor $n! Now $S is cowering in a corner, afraid for $s life.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You are afraid of your own shadow!~ others_auto $n cowers in the corner afraid of $s own shadow~ #END #SOCIAL name cramp~ char_no_arg You gasp and clutch your abdomen, wheezing with the pain. ~ others_no_arg $n gasps and clutches $m abdomen in agony. ~ char_found You hammerlock $M, screaming, "AAAAARRRRRGH!! I HAVE A CRAMP!!!" ~ others_found $n hammerlocks $N, screaming, "AAAAARRRRRGH!! I HAVE A CRAMP!!!". ~ vict_found $n hammerlocks you, screaming "AAAAARRRRRGH!! I HAVE A CRAMP!!!"~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name cringe~ char_no_arg You cringe in terror.~ others_no_arg $n cringes in terror!~ char_found You cringe away from $M.~ others_found $n cringes away from $N in mortal terror.~ vict_found $n cringes away from you.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto I beg your pardon?~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name criticize~ char_no_arg Yes, but who?~ others_no_arg ~ char_found You criticize $M with all the warmth of a snake.~ others_found With a nasty grin, $n rips apart $Ns efforts.~ vict_found $n informs you that your attempts need some MAJOR adjustments.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You criticize yourself profusely.~ others_auto $n tears $mself apart, cursing $s own stupidity.~ #END #SOCIAL name cry~ char_no_arg Waaaaah..~ others_no_arg $n bursts into tears.~ char_found You cry on $S shoulder.~ others_found $n cries on $N's shoulder.~ vict_found $n cries on your shoulder.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You cry to yourself.~ others_auto $n sobs quietly to $mself.~ #END #SOCIAL name cuddle~ char_no_arg Who do you feel like cuddling today?~ others_no_arg ~ char_found You cuddle $M.~ others_found $n cuddles $N.~ vict_found $n cuddles you.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You must feel very cuddly indeed ... :)~ others_auto $n cuddles up to $s shadow. What a sorry sight.~ #END #SOCIAL name curse~ char_no_arg You swear loudly for a long time.~ others_no_arg $n swears : #@*"*&^*#%@*&! !!!!!~ char_found You swear at $M.~ others_found $n swears at $N.~ vict_found $n swears at you! Where are the manners?~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You swear at your own mistakes.~ others_auto $n starts swearing at $mself. Why don't you help?~ #END #SOCIAL name curtsey~ char_no_arg You curtsey to your audience.~ others_no_arg $n curtseys gracefully.~ char_found You curtsey to $M.~ others_found $n curtseys gracefully to $N.~ vict_found $n curtseys gracefully for you.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You curtsey to your audience (yourself).~ others_auto $n curtseys to $mself, since no one is paying attention to $m.~ #END #SOCIAL name dance~ char_no_arg Feels silly, doesn't it?~ others_no_arg $n dances wildly before you!~ char_found You lead $M to the dancefloor.~ others_found $n sends $N across the dancefloor.~ vict_found $n sends you across the dancefloor.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You skip and dance around by yourself.~ others_auto $n skips a light Fandango.~ #END #SOCIAL name daydream~ char_no_arg You dream of better times.~ others_no_arg $n looks absent-minded, his eyes staring into space.~ char_found ~ others_found ~ vict_found ~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name discodance~ char_no_arg Groovy!~ others_no_arg $n discos wildly!~ char_found You grab $N and disco wildly! Groovy!~ others_found $n grabs $N and does $m best Travolta!~ vict_found $n grabs you and does $m best Travolta!~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name drool~ char_no_arg You drool down the front of your shirt.~ others_no_arg $n drools all over $mself -- making a TERRIBLE mess!~ char_found You drool messily on $N.~ others_found $n drools upon $N.~ vict_found $n looks at you lustily and drools.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You drool down the front of your shirt.~ others_auto $n drools all over $mself -- making a TERRIBLE mess!~ #END #SOCIAL name duck~ char_no_arg DUCK!!!!~ others_no_arg $n ducks defensively.~ char_found You duck defensively, anticipating the oncoming swipe from $N.~ others_found $n ducks, anticipating $N's reaction.~ vict_found $n ducks, please oh please don't hit $m!~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name embrace~ char_no_arg Who would you like to embrace? ~ others_no_arg ~ char_found You wrap your arms around $N in a warm and loving embrace.~ others_found $n wraps $s arms around $N in a warm and loving embrace.~ vict_found $n takes you in $s arms in a warm and loving embrace.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You try to console yourself with a loving embrace.~ others_auto $n tries to console $mself by wrapping $s arms around $mself.~ #END #SOCIAL name explode~ char_no_arg You feel the blood boiling in your veins!~ others_no_arg $n turns a deep red, fighting to contain $s temper...~ char_found You feel your rage explode deep in the pit of your stomach...~ others_found $n burns holes through $N with his explosive anger!~ vict_found $n is ANGRY with you... I'd run if I were you!!!~ char_not_found ~ char_auto Your soul burns brightly then fades to nothing.~ others_auto $n implodes!!! Only a grease spot remains where $e once stood.~ #END #SOCIAL name eyebrow~ char_no_arg You raise an eyebrow at the notion.~ others_no_arg $n raises an eyebrow.~ char_found You raise your eyebrow at $N.~ others_found $n raises an eyebrow at $N's weird actions.~ vict_found $n raises an eyebrow at you.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name faint~ char_no_arg You faint.~ others_no_arg $n faints.~ char_found You faint into $S arms.~ others_found $n faints into $N's open arms.~ vict_found $n just fainted into YOUR arms.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name fart~ char_no_arg Where are your manners ?~ others_no_arg $n lets off a real rip-roarer ... a greenish cloud envelops $n!~ char_found You fart at $M. Boy, you are sick.~ others_found $n farts in the direction of $N. Better flee before $e turns to you!~ vict_found $n farts in your direction. You gasp for air.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You fart at yourself. You deserve it.~ others_auto $n farts at $mself. Better $m than you.~ #END #SOCIAL name fatality~ char_no_arg ~ others_no_arg ~ char_found You intone, '$N wins. Fatality.' ~ others_found $n intones, '$N wins. Fatality.' ~ vict_found $n intones, '$N wins. Fatality.' ~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name flare~ char_no_arg You flare your nostrils disdainfully.~ others_no_arg $n flares $s nostrils disdainfully.~ char_found You flare your nostrils disdainfully at $N... HOW RUDE!~ others_found $n flares $s nostrils disdainfully at $N and turns up $s snobbish nose.~ vict_found $n flares $s nostrils disdainfully at you... what'd you DO???~ char_not_found ~ char_auto *Sniff* But you should LOVE yourself!~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name flash~ char_no_arg You grin and strut as you open your coat and show what you've got!~ others_no_arg $n rips $s clothes off and parades naked around the room!~ char_found Swiftly you jerk open your jacket, trying to get $M to notice you.~ others_found Cover your eyes, $n is exposing $mself to $n! EWWWW!~ vict_found You gasp! $n has just revealed $s "equipment" to you!~ char_not_found ~ char_auto That's sick.~ others_auto PERVERT PRESENT! $n is trying to flash $mself~ #END #SOCIAL name flex~ char_no_arg You flex your muscles proudly!~ others_no_arg $n flexes $s muscles...what a stud!?!~ char_found You show off to $N, flexing your muscles proudly.~ others_found $n flexes $s muscles, in a vain attempt to impress $N.~ vict_found $n flexes $s muscles in a vain attempt to show off to you.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name flinch~ char_no_arg EEEK... You flinch in obvious pain.~ others_no_arg $n flinches in obvious pain... you wonder what $e did THIS time.~ char_found Don't you wish you could just crawl under a rock and die?~ others_found $n sneaks a glance at $N and flinches.~ vict_found $n flinches in response to your cold rebuke.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You can't belive what you've done...~ others_auto $n twitches violently, shocked at $s own behavior.~ #END #SOCIAL name flip~ char_no_arg You flip head over heels.~ others_no_arg $n flips head over heels.~ char_found You flip $M over your shoulder.~ others_found $n flips $N over $s shoulder.~ vict_found $n flips you over $s shoulder. Hmmmm.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You tumble all over the room.~ others_auto $n does some nice tumbling and gymnastics.~ #END #SOCIAL name flirt~ char_no_arg You flirt outrageously.~ others_no_arg $n is an outrageous flirt.~ char_found You flirt with $N trying to get $S attention.~ others_found $n flirts with $N, hmmm wonder what $e wants? *wink*~ vict_found $n flirts with you.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You flirt with yourself -- what ARE you trying to gain!?!?!?~ others_auto $n flirts with $mself, wonder what $e is trying to accomplish?~ #END #SOCIAL name flutter~ char_no_arg You flutter your eyelashes seductively.~ others_no_arg $n flutters $s eyelashes seductively.~ char_found You flutter your eyelashes at $N, trying to be seductive.~ others_found $n flirts with $N, flutters $s eyelashes at $M.~ vict_found $n flutters $s eyelashes at you coyly.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name fondle~ char_no_arg Who needs to be fondled ?~ others_no_arg ~ char_found You fondly fondle $M.~ others_found $n fondly fondles $N.~ vict_found $n fondly fondles you.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You fondly fondle yourself, feels funny doesn't it?~ others_auto $n fondly fondles $mself - this is going too far!!~ #END #SOCIAL name french~ char_no_arg Kiss whom?~ others_no_arg ~ char_found You give $N a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever...~ others_found $n kisses $N passionately.~ vict_found $n gives you a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever...~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You gather yourself in your arms and try to kiss yourself.~ others_auto $n makes an attempt at kissing $mself.~ #END #SOCIAL name frown~ char_no_arg You frown disapprovingly.~ others_no_arg $n frowns.~ char_found You frown at what $E did.~ others_found $n frowns at what $N did.~ vict_found $n frowns at what you did.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You frown at yourself. Poor baby.~ others_auto $n frowns at $mself. What a sad puppy....~ #END #SOCIAL name fume~ char_no_arg Take it easy now! count to ten, very slowly.~ others_no_arg $n grits $s teeth and fumes with rage.~ char_found You stare at $M, fuming.~ others_found $n stares at $N, fuming with rage.~ vict_found $n stares at you, fuming with rage!~ char_not_found ~ char_auto That's right - hate yourself!~ others_auto $n clenches $s fists and stomps his feet, fuming with anger.~ #END #SOCIAL name gack~ char_no_arg Gaaack!~ others_no_arg $n gacks with dismay!~ char_found Appalled, you gack at $N.~ others_found $n gacks expressively, shooting $N a dismayed look.~ vict_found $n gacks, and looks your way, dismayed.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto *GACK!*~ others_auto Appalled, $n gacks at $mself!~ #END #SOCIAL name gasp~ char_no_arg You gasp in astonishment.~ others_no_arg $n gasps in astonishment.~ char_found You gasp as you realize what $E did.~ others_found $n gasps as $e realizes what $N did.~ vict_found $n gasps as $e realizes what you did.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You look at yourself and gasp!~ others_auto $n takes one look at $mself and gasps in astonisment!~ #END #SOCIAL name giggle~ char_no_arg You giggle.~ others_no_arg $n giggles.~ char_found You giggle in $S presence.~ others_found $n giggles at $N's actions.~ vict_found $n giggles at you. Hope it's not contagious!~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You giggle at yourself, which makes you giggle at yourself, which makes you ...~ others_auto $n giggles at $mself. $e must be nervous or something.~ #END #SOCIAL name glare~ char_no_arg You glare at nothing in particular.~ others_no_arg $n glares around $m.~ char_found You glare icily at $M.~ others_found $n glares at $N.~ vict_found $n glares icily at you, you feel cold to your bones.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You glare icily at your feet, they are suddenly very cold.~ others_auto $n glares at $s feet, what is bothering $m?~ #END #SOCIAL name goose~ char_no_arg Who would you like to goose?~ others_no_arg ~ char_found You tenderly goose $N on the tush.~ others_found $n reaches around $N's backside and gooses $M tenderly.~ vict_found $n gooses you tenderly!~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You pinch yourself on the rear, you must be desperate.~ others_auto $n pinches $mself on the rear.~ #END #SOCIAL name grimace~ char_no_arg You grimace painfully at the thought.~ others_no_arg $n grimaces painfully at the thought.~ char_found You grimace at $N.~ others_found $n grimaces at $n.~ vict_found $n grimaces at you. What could be wrong?~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You grimace painfully at your thoughts.~ others_auto $n grimaces painfully to $mself.~ #END #SOCIAL name grin~ char_no_arg You grin evilly.~ others_no_arg $n grins evilly.~ char_found You grin evilly at $M.~ others_found $n grins evilly at $N.~ vict_found $n grins evilly at you. Hmmm. Better keep your distance.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You grin at youself. You must be getting very bad thoughts.~ others_auto $n grins at $mself. You must wonder what's in $s mind.~ #END #SOCIAL name groan~ char_no_arg You groan loudly.~ others_no_arg $n groans loudly.~ char_found You groan at the sight of $M.~ others_found $n groans at the sight of $N.~ vict_found $n groans at the sight of you.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You groan as you realize what you have done.~ others_auto $n groans as $e realizes what $e has done.~ #END #SOCIAL name grope~ char_no_arg Whom do you wish to grope ??~ others_no_arg ~ char_found Well, what sort of noise do you expect here?~ others_found $n gropes $N.~ vict_found $n gropes you.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You grope yourself - YUCK.~ others_auto $n gropes $mself - YUCK.~ #END #SOCIAL name grovel~ char_no_arg You grovel in the dirt.~ others_no_arg $n grovels in the dirt.~ char_found You grovel before $M~ others_found $n grovels in the dirt before $N.~ vict_found $n grovels in the dirt before you.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto That seems a little silly to me.~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name growl~ char_no_arg Grrrrrrrrrr...~ others_no_arg $n growls.~ char_found Grrrrrrrrrr....take that, $N!!!~ others_found $n growls at $N. Better leave the room before the fighting starts.~ vict_found $n growls at you. Hey, two can play it that way!~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You growl at yourself. Boy, do you feel bitter!~ others_auto $n growls at $mself. This could get interesting...~ #END #SOCIAL name grumble~ char_no_arg You grumble distractedly to yourself~ others_no_arg $n grumbles and growls. You wonder what's wrong...~ char_found You grumble at $N, disgusted with their presence.~ others_found $n seems to be a grumpy bear... $e is grumbling at poor $N.~ vict_found $n is grumbling at you... what'd you do?~ char_not_found ~ char_auto Why bother?~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name hand~ char_no_arg Kiss whose hand?~ others_no_arg ~ char_found You kiss $S hand.~ others_found $n kisses $N's hand. How continental!~ vict_found $n kisses your hand. How continental!~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You kiss your own hand.~ others_auto $n kisses $s own hand.~ #END #SOCIAL name head~ char_no_arg You toss your head haughtily.~ others_no_arg $n tosses $s head haughtily.~ char_found You toss your head haughtily at $N.~ others_found $n tosses her head haughtily at $N... what an ATTITUDE!~ vict_found $n tossed $s head haughtily at you... :(~ char_not_found ~ char_auto Why would you do that?~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name hiccup~ char_no_arg *HIC*~ others_no_arg $n hiccups.~ char_found ~ others_found ~ vict_found ~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name highfive~ char_no_arg You jump in the air and give a BIG high five to...umm...absolutely nothing.~ others_no_arg $n wildly high fives the air, looking very foolish -- very foolish indeed.~ char_found You jump in the air and give a BIG high five to $N!~ others_found $n enthusiastically high-five's $N!~ vict_found $n gives you a BIG high five! Way to go!!~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You try to give yourself a high five. What ARE you thinking?~ others_auto $n tries to high five $mself, but ends up looking foolish instead.~ #END #SOCIAL name homework~ char_no_arg Your suddenly remember that you have to defend your thesis today...~ others_no_arg $n looks stricken. Could $e have blown off some important homework?~ char_found ~ others_found ~ vict_found ~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name hop~ char_no_arg You hop around like a little kid.~ others_no_arg $n hops around like a little kid.~ char_found ~ others_found ~ vict_found ~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name howl~ char_no_arg You howl at the moon.~ others_no_arg $n howls at the moon.~ char_found You howl soulfully at $N.~ others_found $n howls at $N.~ vict_found $n howls soulfully at you.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name hug~ char_no_arg Hug who?~ others_no_arg ~ char_found You hug $M.~ others_found $n hugs $N.~ vict_found $n hugs you.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You hug yourself.~ others_auto $n hugs $mself in a vain attempt to get friendship.~ #END #SOCIAL name hush~ char_no_arg SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~ others_no_arg $n requests everyone quiet down. Shhhhhhhhhhh...~ char_found You nicely ask $N to be more quiet.~ others_found $n nicely asks $N to be more quiet.~ vict_found $n kindly requests that you please quiet down.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You realize you are loud and obnoxious and try to silence yourself.~ others_auto $n covers $s mouth in an attempt to silence $mself.~ #END #SOCIAL name innocent~ char_no_arg You innocently whistle a tune.~ others_no_arg $n looks around and whistles innocently.~ char_found You look at $N and bat your eyelashes -- the picture of innocence!~ others_found $n bats $s eyelashes innocently at $N.~ vict_found $n looks at you and innocently bats $s eyelashes.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name insane~ char_no_arg You feel your sanity slipping away...~ others_no_arg Before your eyes, $n's sanity is slipping away...~ char_found ~ others_found ~ vict_found ~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name judge~ char_no_arg Yes, but who?~ others_no_arg ~ char_found You judge $m on a scale of 1 to 10.~ others_found On a scale from 1 to 10, $n thinks $N is a complete ZERO!!!~ vict_found $n judges your actions on a scale of 1 to 10 and comes up with ZERO!!!~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You don't REALLY want to do that.~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name kiss~ char_no_arg Isn't there someone you want to kiss?~ others_no_arg ~ char_found You kiss $M.~ others_found $n kisses $N.~ vict_found $n kisses you.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto All the lonely people :(~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name knee~ char_no_arg You raise one knee, preparing to do justice...~ others_no_arg $n cocks one knee threateningly.~ char_found You knee $M hard in the groin.~ others_found $N doubles over in pain as $n knees $M in the groin!~ vict_found $n suddenly knees you in the groin! You fall to your knees in agony.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto What ARE you thinking !?!??!?!?!?!~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name laces~ char_no_arg Whose laces?~ others_no_arg ~ char_found With the greatest of stealth, you tie $S shoelaces together.~ others_found $n sneaks up to $N and ties $S shoelaces together.~ vict_found You try to take a step, and you hit the world facedown! Someone must have tied your shoelaces together!~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You tie your own shoelaces together, try to walk, and promptly fall.~ others_auto $n cleverly ties $s own shoelaces together, tries to walk, and sprawls flat on the floor.~ #END #SOCIAL name lag~ char_no_arg Yes, yes.~ others_no_arg $n is m o v i n g v e ry sl o w l y ...~ char_found ~ others_found ~ vict_found ~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name laugh~ char_no_arg You fall down laughing.~ others_no_arg $n falls down laughing.~ char_found You laugh at $N mercilessly.~ others_found $n laughs at $N mercilessly.~ vict_found $n laughs at you mercilessly. Hmmmmph.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You laugh at yourself. I would, too.~ others_auto $n laughs at $mself. Let's all join in!!!~ #END #SOCIAL name leer~ char_no_arg You peer around the room, leering like the pervert you are!~ others_no_arg $n peers about, leering like a filthy pervert!~ char_found You leer at $N like the pervert you are.~ others_found $n eyes $N up and down, leering like a filthy pervert! ~ vict_found $n eyes you up and down, leering like a filthy pervert!~ char_not_found ~ char_auto Desperation has reached new heights, hasn't it?~ others_auto $n leers at $mself shamelessly.~ #END #SOCIAL name lick~ char_no_arg You lick your mouth and smile. ~ others_no_arg $n licks $s mouth and smiles. ~ char_found You lick $N's jawline delicately. ~ others_found $n licks $N's jawline delicately. ~ vict_found $n licks your jawline delicately. ~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You lick your own eyebrows. ~ others_auto $n licks $s own eyebrows.~ #END #SOCIAL name life~ char_no_arg You try to get a life, and fail.~ others_no_arg $n tries to get a life, and fails.~ char_found $N needs to get a life!~ others_found $N needs to get a life!~ vict_found You need to get a life!~ char_not_found ~ char_auto But you have none to give!~ others_auto $n attempts to give $mself a life, but has none to spare.~ #END #SOCIAL name lightbulb~ char_no_arg *Ding!* Inspiration!~ others_no_arg A light bulb appears above $n's head!~ char_found ~ others_found ~ vict_found ~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name liver~ char_no_arg You look angrily for someone to disembowel. ~ others_no_arg $n angrily for someone to disembowel. ~ char_found You rip out $S liver and eat it. ~ others_found $n rips out $N's liver and eats it. ~ vict_found $n rips out your liver and eats it. ~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name love~ char_no_arg You love the whole world.~ others_no_arg $n loves everybody in the world.~ char_found You tell your true feelings to $N.~ others_found $n whispers softly to $N.~ vict_found $n whispers to you sweet words of love.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto Well, we already know you love yourself (lucky someone does !)~ others_auto $n loves $mself, can you believe it ?~ #END #SOCIAL name lust~ char_no_arg Your hormones begin to rage.~ others_no_arg $n has that look of lust in $s eyes --- Get away QUICK!~ char_found You have lust after $N.~ others_found $n looks lustily at $N.~ vict_found $n lusts after your delectable body.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto Oh, please! You aren't THAT great...~ others_auto $n lusts after $mself, lonely eh?~ #END #SOCIAL name make~ char_no_arg You breathe heavily and wetly. ~ others_no_arg $n breathes heavily and wetly. ~ char_found You steam up the windows with $M. ~ others_found $n and $N start steaming up the windows. ~ vict_found $n starts steaming up the windows with you. ~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name massage~ char_no_arg Massage what? Thin air?~ others_no_arg ~ char_found You gently massage $N's shoulders.~ others_found $n massages $N's shoulders.~ vict_found $n gently massages your shoulders - Ahhhhhhhhhh...~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You practice yoga as you try to massage yourself.~ others_auto $n gives a show on yoga-positions, trying to massage $mself.~ #END #SOCIAL name meditate~ char_no_arg You assume a very comfortable position and begin to meditate.~ others_no_arg $n rests and begins to meditate... $e chants softly to $mself.~ char_found ~ others_found ~ vict_found ~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name mischievous~ char_no_arg You give a mischievous smile at the trouble you have in mind. ~ others_no_arg $n grins mischievously at a nasty idea. ~ char_found You grin mischievously at $M, thinking an evil thought. ~ others_found $n grins mischievously at $N. $m must be thinking something evil.~ vict_found $n grins mischievously at you. You inch toward the door. ~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You grin mischievously to yourself. ~ others_auto $n grins mischievously to $mself.~ #END #SOCIAL name moan~ char_no_arg You start to moan.~ others_no_arg $n starts moaning.~ char_found You moan for the loss of $M.~ others_found $n moans for the loss of $N.~ vict_found $n moans at the sight of you. Hmmmm.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You moan at yourself.~ others_auto $n makes $mself moan.~ #END #SOCIAL name moo~ char_no_arg You chew your cud and moo plaintively. Muh-OOOOO!~ others_no_arg $n turns cowlike eyes on you, chews $s cud, and moos plaintively.~ char_found You focus all your bovine Zen on $N, and speak your thoughts. Muh-OOOOO!~ others_found Slowly, $n looks at $N, chews $s cud, and muh-OOOOs!~ vict_found $n moos at you. What could that possibly mean?~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You settle down into the center of your bovine Zen; the foolish world thinks you're just mooing.~ others_auto $n is mooing at $mself again... You look for an exit...~ #END #SOCIAL name moon~ char_no_arg You drop your drawers and moon everyone in the room!~ others_no_arg $n drops $s pants and gives you the vertical smile!~ char_found You bend over and moon $N.~ others_found $n drops $s pants and rudely moons $N!~ vict_found $n bends over and gives you the vertical smile!~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You try to moon yourself, but you can't see your A** that well.~ others_auto $n nearly goes into convulsions while trying to moon $mself.~ #END #SOCIAL name mosh~ char_no_arg You mosh insanely around the room!~ others_no_arg $n moshes insanely around the room!~ char_found You mosh sadistically against $N ... you WILL be punished.~ others_found $n bounces off of $N in a vain attempt to mosh... what a LOSER.~ vict_found $n slams into you, moshing painfully against you. That REALLY hurts!~ char_not_found ~ char_auto Masochist!~ others_auto $n throws $mself on the floor, grinding $mself into a bloody pulp~ #END #SOCIAL name mull~ char_no_arg You mull over the idea at hand, asking for patience. ~ others_no_arg $n mulls over the idea at hand. Please be patient. ~ char_found ~ others_found ~ vict_found ~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name mutter~ char_no_arg You mutter quietly to yourself.~ others_no_arg $n mutters something quietly to $mself.~ char_found You mutter something to $N.~ others_found $n looks at $N and mutters something nasty under $s breath. ~ vict_found $n looks at you and mutters something nasty under $s breath.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You mutter quietly to yourself.~ others_auto $n mutters something quietly to $mself.~ #END #SOCIAL name nibble~ char_no_arg Nibble on who ?~ others_no_arg ~ char_found You nibble on $N's ear.~ others_found $n nibbles on $N's ear.~ vict_found $n nibbles on your ear.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You nibble on your OWN ear ???????????????????~ others_auto $n nibbles on $s OWN ear (I wonder how it is done !!).~ #END #SOCIAL name nod~ char_no_arg You nod.~ others_no_arg $n nods.~ char_found You nod at $N.~ others_found $n nods at $N.~ vict_found $n nods at you in agreement.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You attempt to nod at yourself and get dizzy instead.~ others_auto $n nods quietly to $mself. What a wacko.~ #END #SOCIAL name noogie~ char_no_arg You can't noogie the AIR! It has no head.~ others_no_arg ~ char_found You grab $N, get $M in a head lock and NOOGIE $M!~ others_found $n grabs $N in a head lock and NOOGIES $M... ARGH!!!~ vict_found Oh NO, $n grabs you, throws you in a head lock and NOOGIES you!~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You rub your head and create a static charge...~ others_auto $n rubs $s OWN head and creates a static charge... *ZAP*~ #END #SOCIAL name nudge~ char_no_arg Nudge whom?~ others_no_arg ~ char_found You nudge $M.~ others_found $n nudges $N.~ vict_found $n nudges you.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You nudge yourself, for some strange reason.~ others_auto $n nudges $mself, to keep $mself awake.~ #END #SOCIAL name nuzzle~ char_no_arg Nuzzle who??~ others_no_arg ~ char_found You nuzzle $S neck softly.~ others_found $n softly nuzzles $N's neck.~ vict_found $n softly nuzzles your neck.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto I'm sorry, friend, but that's impossible.~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name ogg~ char_no_arg Ogg who?~ others_no_arg ~ char_found Engage!~ others_found $n oggs $N's head with photon torpedos! $N reels.~ vict_found $n oggs your head with photon torpedos! You are reeling.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto If you do that, the universe will explode.~ others_auto $n almost oggs $mself, but wisely reconsiders.~ #END #SOCIAL name pant~ char_no_arg You pant lustily.~ others_no_arg $n pants lustily.~ char_found You pant lustily at $M.~ others_found $n looks at $N and pants lustily.~ vict_found $n looks at you and pants lustily...~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name passout~ char_no_arg You belch and pass out.~ others_no_arg $n is OBVIOUSLY intoxicated... $e burps loudly and passes out!~ char_found ~ others_found ~ vict_found ~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name pat~ char_no_arg Pat who?~ others_no_arg ~ char_found You pat $N on $S head.~ others_found $n pats $N on $S head.~ vict_found $n pats you on your head.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You pat yourself on your head, very reassuring.~ others_auto $n pats $mself on the head.~ #END #SOCIAL name peck~ char_no_arg Wouldn't you like to do that to a person, or do you prefer air?~ others_no_arg ~ char_found Risking a slap to the face, you give $N a peck on the cheek.~ others_found $n smiles and gives $N a chaste peck on the cheek.~ vict_found $n pecks you on the cheek, how sweet!~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You must REALLY like yourself.~ others_auto $n tries in vain to wrap $s lips around $s cheeks.~ #END #SOCIAL name peer~ char_no_arg You peer around yourself intently.~ others_no_arg $n peers around $mself intently.~ char_found You peer intently at $N.~ others_found $n peers intently at $N.~ vict_found $n peers at you intently.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You get a little cross-eyed with your attempts to stare yourself down.~ others_auto $n peers at $mself, crossing $s eyes in the process.~ #END #SOCIAL name pie~ char_no_arg You pick up a pie and toss it around for a bit.~ others_no_arg $n picks up a pie and tosses it around for a bit.~ char_found You toss a pie at $N and hit $M right in the FACE!~ others_found $n tosses a pie at $N and hits $m right in the FACE!~ vict_found $n tossed a pie in your face... and now you are all covered in GOO!~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You bury your face in the pie... yummmmm!!! :)~ others_auto $n buries $s face in the pie, licking the pan clean.~ #END #SOCIAL name pinch~ char_no_arg You say, 'A pinch of this, and a dab of that.' ~ others_no_arg $n says, 'A pinch of this and a dab of that.' ~ char_found You squeeze $S bottom and grin. ~ others_found $n pinches $N's bottom and grins. ~ vict_found $n pinches your bottom and grins. ~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You pinch yourself to see if you are dreaming! ~ others_auto $n pinches $mself to see if $e is dreaming! ~ #END #SOCIAL name pissed~ char_no_arg You are PISSED!~ others_no_arg $n is PISSED so watch out!~ char_found You turn a stoney gaze toward $N... you are SOOO pissed at $N!~ others_found $n glares at $n.... $n is SOOO PISSED at $m!~ vict_found $n is pissed at you now... What do you think $e'll DO?~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You are PISSED at yourself!~ others_auto $n is so pissed at $mself. How could $e be so stupid???~ #END #SOCIAL name plead~ char_no_arg You beg and plead to anyone who will listen.~ others_no_arg $n pleads $s case to anyone who will listen... You ALMOST feel sorry for $s.~ char_found ~ others_found ~ vict_found ~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name point~ char_no_arg You point in every direction.~ others_no_arg $n points excitedly!~ char_found You point at $N.~ others_found $n points excitedly at $N!~ vict_found $n points at you. How rude!~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You point at yourself, obviously very confused.~ others_auto $n points at $mself, obviously very confused.~ #END #SOCIAL name poke~ char_no_arg Poke who??~ others_no_arg ~ char_found You poke $M in the ribs.~ others_found $n pokes $N in the ribs.~ vict_found $n pokes you in the ribs.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You poke yourself in the ribs, feeling very silly.~ others_auto $n pokes $mself in the ribs, looking very sheepish.~ #END #SOCIAL name polite~ char_no_arg You give a polite little chuckle. ~ others_no_arg $n gives a polite little chuckle. ~ char_found You indicate your underappreciation of $S joke. ~ others_found $n gives a polite little chuckle to $N's joke. ~ vict_found $n gives a politle but unappreciative chuckle to your joke. ~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You chuckle at your own joke, since no one else would. ~ others_auto $n chuckles at $s own joke, since none of you would. ~ #END #SOCIAL name ponder~ char_no_arg You ponder the question.~ others_no_arg $n sits down and thinks deeply.~ char_found ~ others_found ~ vict_found ~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name pound~ char_no_arg You make vague pounding motions with your fist at the thought. ~ others_no_arg $n makes vague pounding motions with $m fist at the thought. ~ char_found You pound $M into a bloody mass. ~ others_found $n pounds $N into a bloody mass. ~ vict_found $n pounds you into a bloody mass. ~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name pout~ char_no_arg Ah, don't take it so hard.~ others_no_arg $n pouts.~ char_found ~ others_found ~ vict_found ~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name powertrip~ char_no_arg You scream 'The PPppppPOOOOoooWWWwwwErrRRR!' and writhe. ~ others_no_arg $n writhes, screaming 'The PPppppPOOOOoooWWWwwwErrRRR!' ~ char_found ~ others_found ~ vict_found ~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name pray~ char_no_arg You feel righteous, and maybe a little foolish.~ others_no_arg $n begs and grovels to the powers that be.~ char_found You crawl in the dust before $M.~ others_found $n falls down and grovels in the dirt before $N.~ vict_found $n kisses the dirt at your feet.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto Talk about narcissism...~ others_auto $n performs some strange yoga-exercises and mumbles a prayer to $mself.~ #END #SOCIAL name propose~ char_no_arg You propose to everyone in the room.~ others_no_arg $n proposes to everyone in the room. Very odd.~ char_found You kneel and romantically propose to $N.~ others_found $n gets on one knee and proposes to $N.~ vict_found $n gets down on one knee and romantically proposes to you.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You are SO full of yourself!~ others_auto $n proposes to $mself -- how narcissistic!~ #END #SOCIAL name puff~ char_no_arg You mimic Puff at her most annoying.~ others_no_arg $n says, "Did you know that I'm written in C?"~ char_found ~ others_found ~ vict_found ~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name puke~ char_no_arg You puke...chunks everywhere!!! YUK!~ others_no_arg $n pukes.~ char_found You puke on $M.~ others_found $n pukes on $N.~ vict_found $n spews vomit and pukes all over your clothing!~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You puke on yourself.~ others_auto $n pukes on $s clothes.~ #END #SOCIAL name punch~ char_no_arg Punch whom?~ others_no_arg ~ char_found You punch $M playfully.~ others_found $n punches $N playfully.~ vict_found $n punches you playfully. OUCH!~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You punch yourself. You deserve it.~ others_auto $n punches $mself. Why don't you join in?~ #END #SOCIAL name purr~ char_no_arg MMMMMMEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!~ others_no_arg $n purrs contentedly.~ char_found You rub up against $N and purr contentedly.~ others_found $n rubs against $N and purrs contentedly.~ vict_found $n rubs up against you and purrs contentedly.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You purr quietly to yourself.~ others_auto $n purrs contentedly to $mself.~ #END #SOCIAL name ramble~ char_no_arg You ramble on and on.~ others_no_arg $n rambles on about a boring exploit.~ char_found You ramble on to $N about your past adventures.~ others_found $n blithers on and on to $N about something.~ vict_found $n tells you a rather boring tale, you feign interest.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name raspberry~ char_no_arg You stick your tongue out at ... well, no one.~ others_no_arg $n sticks $s tongue out, catching a few flies in the process.~ char_found You give $N the raspberry... and spit all over yourself.~ others_found $n gives $N the raspberry... PHBT! What a mess... Spit EVERYWHERE!~ vict_found You are splattered with saliva as $n gives you the raspberry... HOW RUDE!~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You try to stick your tongue out at yourself... somehow, it isn't the same.~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name rofl~ char_no_arg You roll on the floor, laughing hysterically.~ others_no_arg $n falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically.~ char_found You fall to the floor laughing at $N's remark.~ others_found $n rolls on the floor laughing at $N's antics!~ vict_found $n rolls on the floor laughing at your antics!~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name roll~ char_no_arg You roll your eyes in disgust.~ others_no_arg $n rolls $s eyes, disgusted.~ char_found You look at $N and roll your eyes in disgust.~ others_found $n rolls $s eyes in disgust at $N.~ vict_found $n rolls $s eyes at you.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto At whom do you wish to roll your eyes?~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name romeo~ char_no_arg You light up a Romeo y Julietta cigar and puff contentedly.~ others_no_arg $n lights up a Romeo y Julietta cigar and puffs contentedly.~ char_found ~ others_found ~ vict_found ~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name rose~ char_no_arg Who would you like to give it to?~ others_no_arg ~ char_found You give $M a pretty rose.~ others_found $n hands $N a beautiful rose.~ vict_found $n hands you a beautiful ---'---,--{@~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You give yourself a rose and feel a little sad...~ others_auto $n gives $mself a rose, dont you feel sorry for $m?~ #END #SOCIAL name rub~ char_no_arg You rub your hands together in greedy anticipation.~ others_no_arg $n rubs $s hands together in greedy anticipation.~ char_found You give $N a nice, long, kinky rubdown.~ others_found $n gives $N a nice long rubdown.~ vict_found $n gives you a rubdown, running $s hands over your tense shoulders...Mmmm...~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You rub yourself...lingering a little too long in some places.~ others_auto $n rubs $mself...what a creep!~ #END #SOCIAL name ruffle~ char_no_arg You've got to ruffle SOMEONE.~ others_no_arg ~ char_found You ruffle $N's hair playfully.~ others_found $n ruffles $N's hair playfully.~ vict_found $n ruffles your hair playfully.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You ruffle your hair, wondering how far you can go before the rest think you're crazy.~ others_auto $n ruffles $s hair - weirdo!~ #END #SOCIAL name run~ char_no_arg You run away in terror and horror!~ others_no_arg $n runs away in utter terror!~ char_found You run away from $N in complete terror!~ others_found $n runs away from $N in utter terror and horror!~ vict_found $n runs from you, fearing for $s life!~ char_not_found ~ char_auto Are you THAT ugly?~ others_auto $n looks in the mirror, sees $s face, and runs away terrified!~ #END #SOCIAL name sage~ char_no_arg You nod sagely. ~ others_no_arg $n nods sagely. ~ char_found ~ others_found ~ vict_found ~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name scratch~ char_no_arg You scratch yourself contentedly.~ others_no_arg $n reaches down and scratches $mself... Now $e looks VERY happy.~ char_found ~ others_found ~ vict_found ~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name scream~ char_no_arg ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!~ others_no_arg $n screams loudly!~ char_found ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!! Yes, it MUST have been $S fault!!!~ others_found $n screams loudly at $N. Better leave before $n blames you, too!!!~ vict_found $n screams at you! That's not nice! *sniff*~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You scream at yourself. Yes, that's ONE way of relieving tension!~ others_auto $n screams loudly at $mself! Is there a full moon up?~ #END #SOCIAL name scuff~ char_no_arg You scuff your foot sheepishly.~ others_no_arg $n scuffs $s foot in the dirt, looking very sheepish.~ char_found You scuff your foot, avoiding $N's gaze.~ others_found $n scuffs $s foot and shyly avoids $N's gaze.~ vict_found $n scuffs $s foot and shyly avoids your gaze.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name serenade~ char_no_arg You raise your voice in a loud serenade to your invisible love.~ others_no_arg $n raises $s voice to serenade the world.~ char_found You raise your voice in a loving serenade to $N.~ others_found $n raises $s voice in a loving serenade to $N.~ vict_found $n serenades you, you are swept away by $s voice.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You sing a loud serenade to yourself. What type of person are you?!~ others_auto $n serenades $mself. What an ego!~ #END #SOCIAL name shake~ char_no_arg You shake your head.~ others_no_arg $n shakes $s head.~ char_found You shake $S hand.~ others_found $n shakes $N's hand.~ vict_found $n shakes your hand.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You are shaken by yourself.~ others_auto $n shakes and quivers like a bowl full of jelly.~ #END #SOCIAL name shiver~ char_no_arg Brrrrrrrrr.~ others_no_arg $n shivers uncomfortably.~ char_found You shiver at the thought of fighting $M.~ others_found $n shivers at the thought of fighting $N.~ vict_found $n shivers at the suicidal thought of fighting you.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You shiver to yourself?~ others_auto $n scares $mself to shivers.~ #END #SOCIAL name shrug~ char_no_arg You shrug.~ others_no_arg $n shrugs helplessly.~ char_found You shrug in response to $S question.~ others_found $n shrugs in response to $N's question.~ vict_found $n shrugs in response to your question.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You shrug to yourself.~ others_auto $n shrugs to $mself. What a strange person.~ #END #SOCIAL name shudder~ char_no_arg You shudder at the horror and repress tears. ~ others_no_arg $n shudders at the horror and represses tears. ~ char_found ~ others_found ~ vict_found ~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name sigh~ char_no_arg You sigh.~ others_no_arg $n sighs.~ char_found You sigh as you think of $M.~ others_found $n sighs at the sight of $N.~ vict_found $n sighs as $e thinks of you. Touching, huh?~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You sigh at yourself. You MUST be lonely.~ others_auto $n sighs at $mself. What a sorry sight.~ #END #SOCIAL name silly~ char_no_arg You do the silly walk all around the room. ~ others_no_arg $n does the silly walk all around the room. $e *is* silly. ~ char_found ~ others_found ~ vict_found ~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name sing~ char_no_arg You raise your clear (?) voice towards the sky.~ others_no_arg HEY CLERICS! I COULD USE A HEAL! $n has begun to sing.~ char_found You sing a ballad to $M.~ others_found $n sings a ballad to $N.~ vict_found $n sings a ballad to you! How sweet!~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You sing a little ditty to yourself.~ others_auto $n sings a little ditty to $mself.~ #END #SOCIAL name slap~ char_no_arg What is the sound of one hand slapping?~ others_no_arg ~ char_found *thwock!* You slap $N ringingly.~ others_found *thwock!* $n slaps $N!~ vict_found $n slaps you stingingly.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You slap yourself, silly you.~ others_auto $n slaps $mself, really strange ...~ #END #SOCIAL name slobber~ char_no_arg You slobber down your front.~ others_no_arg $n slobbers all over $mself.~ char_found You slobber on $N.~ others_found $n slobbers on $N **Yuck**~ vict_found $n slobbers disgustingly on you.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name smile~ char_no_arg You smile happily.~ others_no_arg $n smiles happily.~ char_found You smile at $M.~ others_found $n beams a smile at $N.~ vict_found $n smiles at you.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You smile at yourself.~ others_auto $n smiles at $mself.~ #END #SOCIAL name smirk~ char_no_arg You smirk.~ others_no_arg $n smirks.~ char_found You smirk at $S saying.~ others_found $n smirks at $N's saying.~ vict_found $n smirks at your saying.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You smirk at yourself. Okay.....~ others_auto $n smirks at $s own 'wisdom'.~ #END #SOCIAL name snap~ char_no_arg Eureka! You snap your fingers. ~ others_no_arg $n snaps $s fingers. ~ char_found You snap back at $M. ~ others_found $n snaps back at $N. ~ vict_found $n snaps back at you! ~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You snap yourself to attention. ~ others_auto $n snaps $mself to attention. ~ #END #SOCIAL name snarl~ char_no_arg You grizzle your teeth and look mean.~ others_no_arg $n snarls angrily.~ char_found You snarl at $M.~ others_found $n snarls at $N.~ vict_found $n snarls at you, for some reason.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You snarl at yourself.~ others_auto $n snarls at $mself.~ #END #SOCIAL name sneeze~ char_no_arg Gesundheit !~ others_no_arg $n sneezes.~ char_found ~ others_found ~ vict_found ~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name snicker~ char_no_arg You snicker softly.~ others_no_arg $n snickers softly.~ char_found You snicker with $M about your shared secret.~ others_found $n snickers with $N about their shared secret.~ vict_found $n snickers with you about your shared secret.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You snicker at your own evil thoughts.~ others_auto $n snickers at $s own evil thoughts.~ #END #SOCIAL name sniff~ char_no_arg You sniff sadly. *SNIFF*~ others_no_arg $n sniffs sadly.~ char_found You sniff sadly at the way $E is treating you.~ others_found $n sniffs sadly at the way $N is treating $m.~ vict_found $n sniffs sadly at the way you are treating $m.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You sniff sadly at your lost opportunities.~ others_auto $n sniffs sadly at $mself. Something MUST be bothering $m.~ #END #SOCIAL name snore~ char_no_arg Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.~ others_no_arg $n snores loudly.~ char_found ~ others_found ~ vict_found ~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name snort~ char_no_arg You snort derisively. ~ others_no_arg $n snorts derisively. ~ char_found You snort derisively at $N. ~ others_found $n snorts derisively at $N. ~ vict_found $n snorts at you. ~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You snort derisively at yourself. ~ others_auto $n snorts derisively at $sself.~ #END #SOCIAL name snowball~ char_no_arg Who do you want to throw a snowball at?~ others_no_arg ~ char_found You throw a snowball in $N's face.~ others_found $n conjures a snowball from the thin air and throws it at $N.~ vict_found $n conjures a snowball from the thin air and throws it at you.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You conjure a snowball from the thin air and throw it at yourself.~ others_auto $n conjures a snowball out of the thin air and throws it at $mself.~ #END #SOCIAL name snuggle~ char_no_arg Who?~ others_no_arg ~ char_found You snuggle $M.~ others_found $n snuggles up to $N.~ vict_found $n snuggles up to you.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You snuggle up, getting ready to sleep.~ others_auto $n snuggles up, getting ready to sleep.~ #END #SOCIAL name sob~ char_no_arg You sob quietly to yourself.~ others_no_arg $n sobs in misery.~ char_found You sob quietly to yourself because $N has hurt your feelings so badly.~ others_found $n sobs quietly to $mself because $N was a jerk!~ vict_found You feel like a cad because you've made $n sob.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name spam~ char_no_arg You mutter, 'spam' quietly to yourself again and again.~ others_no_arg $n rests in a corner and mutters 'spam' quietly to $mself.~ char_found You SPAM $N mercilessly!~ others_found $n spams $N!~ vict_found You've been SPAMMED by $n!~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name spank~ char_no_arg Spank whom?~ others_no_arg ~ char_found You spank $M playfully.~ others_found $n spanks $N playfully.~ vict_found $n spanks you playfully. OUCH!~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You spank yourself....HMMMMMMM...~ others_auto $n spanks $mself....HMMMMMMM...~ #END #SOCIAL name spit~ char_no_arg You spit in utter disgust.~ others_no_arg $n spits in utter disgust!~ char_found You spit on $N...you're gross!~ others_found $n spits on $N.~ vict_found $n spits on you -- how gross!~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You spit on yourself, pretty nasty eh?~ others_auto $n spits on $mself...what a sicko!~ #END #SOCIAL name squeal~ char_no_arg You squeal with delight!~ others_no_arg $n lets out a sudden squeal of delight!~ char_found You look at $N and squeal with delight!~ others_found $n squeals with delight at $N.~ vict_found $n looks at you and squeals with delight!~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name squeeze~ char_no_arg Where, what, how, WHO ???~ others_no_arg ~ char_found You squeeze $M fondly.~ others_found $n squeezes $N fondly.~ vict_found $n squeezes you fondly.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You squeeze yourself - try to relax a little!~ others_auto $n squeezes $mself.~ #END #SOCIAL name squirm~ char_no_arg You squirm uncontrollably in your consternation.~ others_no_arg $n squirms uncontrollably, suddenly looking very uncomfortable.~ char_found You look at $N and squirm with delight. ~ others_found $n looks at $N and squirms with delight.~ vict_found $n looks at you and squirms with delight.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name stagger~ char_no_arg You stagger blindly around the room.~ others_no_arg $n staggers blindly around the room.~ char_found You stagger toward $N as the room begins to spin.~ others_found $n staggers into $N.~ vict_found $n staggers blindly into you.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name stare~ char_no_arg You stare at the sky.~ others_no_arg $n stares at the sky.~ char_found You stare dreamily at $N, completely lost in $S eyes..~ others_found $n stares dreamily at $N.~ vict_found $n stares dreamily at you, completely lost in your eyes.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You stare dreamily at yourself - enough narcissism for now.~ others_auto $n stares dreamily at $mself - NARCISSIST!~ #END #SOCIAL name starve~ char_no_arg You show your prominent ribs and hope that someone will take pity.~ others_no_arg $n is withering before your eyes! Starvation!~ char_found You throw yourself upon $S mercy, begging for food.~ others_found $n begs $N for food. One would think that magic would have cured hunger by now...~ vict_found $n is starving before your eyes! Could you spare some food, please?~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name stretch~ char_no_arg You lean back and streeeeeettch your arms and legs.~ others_no_arg $n stretches luxuriously. Kinda makes you want to doesn't it?~ char_found ~ others_found ~ vict_found ~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name strip~ char_no_arg You do a slow strip tease for the people...~ others_no_arg $n begins a slow, erotic strip-tease act...~ char_found You start to undress $N ... one piece of clothing at a time...~ others_found $n runs $s hands over $Ns body, slowly stripping away the clothing...~ vict_found $n has started to strip you... woah BABY!~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You can't DO that in public!~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name stroke~ char_no_arg You stroke the air vaguely. ~ others_no_arg $n makes vague stroking motions. ~ char_found You gently stroke $S inner thigh. $N inhales sharply. ~ others_found $N exhales sharply and suddenly. ~ vict_found $n gently strokes your inner thigh. You inhale sharply. ~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You are about to do something you'd rather not be caught doing. ~ others_auto # ~ #END #SOCIAL name strut~ char_no_arg Strut your stuff.~ others_no_arg $n struts proudly.~ char_found You strut to get $S attention.~ others_found $n struts, hoping to get $N's attention.~ vict_found $n struts, hoping to get your attention.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You strut to yourself, lost in your own world.~ others_auto $n struts to $mself, lost in $s own world.~ #END #SOCIAL name sulk~ char_no_arg You sulk.~ others_no_arg $n sulks in the corner.~ char_found ~ others_found ~ vict_found ~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name support~ char_no_arg You fully support the plan. ~ others_no_arg $n fully supports the plan. ~ char_found You hug $M supportively and smile. ~ others_found $n hugs $N supportively and smiles. ~ vict_found $n hugs you supportively and smiles. ~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You hug yourself sadly. ~ others_auto $n hugs $mself sadly. Perhaps you could help? ~ #END #SOCIAL name sweep~ char_no_arg You look at your empty arms and sigh. ~ others_no_arg $n looks at $s empty arms and sighs. ~ char_found You sweep $M into your arms and kiss $M long and deeply. ~ others_found $n sweeps $N into $s arms and kisses $M long and deeply. ~ vict_found $n sweeps you into $s arms and kisses you long and deeply. ~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name swoon~ char_no_arg You swoon.~ others_no_arg $n swoons in absolute ecstasy.~ char_found You look at $N and swoon in ecstasy.~ others_found $n looks at $N and swoons in ecstasy.~ vict_found $n looks at you and swoons in ecstasy.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name tackle~ char_no_arg You're going to tackle everyone in the room?!~ others_no_arg ~ char_found You tackle $N playfully.~ others_found $n playfully tackles $N.~ vict_found $n brings you down in a playful tackle!~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name tag~ char_no_arg Tag whom?~ others_no_arg $n casts about for someone to tag.~ char_found >From nowhere, you pounce on $N and TAG $M remorselessly! BWAHAHA!!!~ others_found $n dives from the shadows and TAGS $N. $N IS IT!~ vict_found $n pounces on you and >>> TAGS <<< you! You're IT!~ char_not_found ~ char_auto Unable to catch anyone else, you do the intelligent thing and tag yourself. You're still IT!~ others_auto Unable to catch anyone else, $n tags $mself. Are you impressed?~ #END #SOCIAL name tank~ char_no_arg You boldly offer to tank for your everyone else. Are you sure you know what you're getting into?~ others_no_arg $n offers to tank!~ char_found You offer to tank for $N.~ others_found $n offers to tank for $N.~ vict_found $n offers to tank for you!~ char_not_found ~ char_auto No one will tank for you, eh?!? WELL, YOU'LL SHOW THEM! (right?)~ others_auto In dazzling chivalry, $n offers to tank-- for $mself!~ #END #SOCIAL name tease~ char_no_arg What a tease. SHEESH.~ others_no_arg $n looks around for someone to tease.~ char_found You tease $N in a playful way.~ others_found $n sticks $s tongue out at $N.~ vict_found $n sticks $s tongue out at you, what a DORK!!~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You tease yourself. NYAH NYAH NYAH.~ others_auto $n teases $mself.~ #END #SOCIAL name thank~ char_no_arg Thank you too.~ others_no_arg ~ char_found You thank $N heartily.~ others_found $n thanks $N heartily.~ vict_found $n thanks you heartily.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You thank yourself since nobody else wants to !~ others_auto $n thanks $mself since you won't.~ #END #SOCIAL name threaten~ char_no_arg You threaten everyone with your overwhelming presence.~ others_no_arg You feel threatened in the presence of the great $n.~ char_found You stand tall as you threaten $N.~ others_found $n threatens $N forcefully.~ vict_found $n threatens you...oooooooh scary *laugh*~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name tickle~ char_no_arg Whom do you want to tickle?~ others_no_arg ~ char_found You tickle $N.~ others_found $n tickles $N.~ vict_found $n tickles you - ho ho ho.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You tickle yourself, how funny!~ others_auto $n tickles $mself.~ #END #SOCIAL name tie~ char_no_arg You toy with a pair of handcuffs suggestively. ~ others_no_arg $n toys suggestively with a pair of handcuffs. ~ char_found You grab $N and tie $M to the bedposts. ~ others_found $n grabs $N and ties $S to a four poster bed. ~ vict_found $n grabs you and ties you securely to a four poster bed. ~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name tight~ char_no_arg ~ others_no_arg ~ char_found You hold $M tightly in your arms. ~ others_found $n holds $N tightly in $m arms. ~ vict_found $n holds you in $m arms. ~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name tip~ char_no_arg You tip your hat gallantly.~ others_no_arg $n gallantly tips $s hat.~ char_found You tip your hat to $N.~ others_found $n gallantly tips $s hat to $N.~ vict_found $n gallantly tips $s hat to you.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name toast~ char_no_arg You raise a glass of champagne in a toast. ~ others_no_arg $n raises $s glass of champagne in a toast. ~ char_found You raise your glass of champagne to $S. ~ others_found $n silently toasts $N. ~ vict_found $n silently toasts you. ~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You grin evilly and toast yourself. ~ others_auto $n grins evilly and toasts $mself. ~ #END #SOCIAL name tongue~ char_no_arg You slowly give your tongue a nice workout.~ others_no_arg ~ char_found Mmmm... you give $N a good working over with your tongue...~ others_found $n slides $s tongue over $N's body...~ vict_found $n wraps $s tongue around you, moving it across your young, nubile flesh...~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You slowly tongue yourself.~ others_auto $n slowly tongues $mself... ICK.~ #END #SOCIAL name tweak~ char_no_arg Tweak who?~ others_no_arg ~ char_found You gently tweak $S cheek. Isn't $E so CUTE?~ others_found $n tweaked $N's cheek... don't they look so adorable together?~ vict_found $n lovingly tweaks your cheek. It reminds you of Grandma... sniff...~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You can't DO that.~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name twiddle~ char_no_arg You patiently twiddle your thumbs.~ others_no_arg $n patiently twiddles $s thumbs.~ char_found You twiddle $S ears.~ others_found $n twiddles $N's ears.~ vict_found $n twiddles your ears.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You twiddle your ears like Dumbo.~ others_auto $n twiddles $s own ears like Dumbo.~ #END #SOCIAL name twitch~ char_no_arg You twitch nervously.~ others_no_arg $n twitches nervously.~ char_found You twitch involuntarily at $N's presence.~ others_found $N must really be getting to $n...~ vict_found $n notices you and twitches.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name type~ char_no_arg You can't type for crap tonight! You give up in frustration!~ others_no_arg $n throws $s hands up in disgust at $s lousy typing skills!~ char_found ~ others_found ~ vict_found ~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name undress~ char_no_arg You start to undress in the shadows, waiting for someone to notice.~ others_no_arg $n begins to undress... $e is VERY sexy... *Pant* ~ char_found You undress $M with your eyes... Kinky.~ others_found You feel the temperature of the room rise as $n lusts on $N...~ vict_found Feeling exposed, you sense $n undressing you with $s eyes...~ char_not_found ~ char_auto A mirror would work better...~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name view~ char_no_arg You sit back and watch the world go by.~ others_no_arg $n kicks back and enjoys the view.~ char_found ~ others_found ~ vict_found ~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name voodoo~ char_no_arg Bad juju like this has to be directed at a person.~ others_no_arg $n looks hostile for a moment.~ char_found You stare daggers at $N, jabbing pins into $S effigy.~ others_found $n glares balefully at $N while stabbing a pin into a voodoo doll.~ vict_found Your heart lurches in your chest, and fiery pain stabs through your skull!~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You stab a pin into your own voodoo doll! Agony!~ others_auto $n jabs a pin into $s own voodoo doll, and twitches in agony!~ #END #SOCIAL name wait~ char_no_arg You wait patiently. ~ others_no_arg $n waits patiently. ~ char_found ~ others_found ~ vict_found ~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name wave~ char_no_arg You wave.~ others_no_arg $n waves happily.~ char_found You wave goodbye to $N.~ others_found $n waves goodbye to $N.~ vict_found $n waves goodbye to you. Have a good journey.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto Are you going on adventures as well??~ others_auto $n waves goodbye to $mself.~ #END #SOCIAL name whap~ char_no_arg Whap who?~ others_no_arg ~ char_found You whap $N upside the head!~ others_found With a resounding WHAP!, $n reprimands $N.~ vict_found HEY! $n whaps you upside the head!~ char_not_found ~ char_auto Ow! You give yourself a resounding whap upside the head.~ others_auto Biff! $n whaps $mself upside the head!~ #END #SOCIAL name whine~ char_no_arg You whine to anyone who will listen to you.~ others_no_arg $n whines pathetically to anyone who will listen.~ char_found You whine to $M, hoping desperately that at least $E will give a damn.~ others_found $n whines pathetically to $N.~ vict_found $n whines pathetically to you. What a loser!~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You whine to yourself, probably the only one who will listen.~ others_auto $n whines to $mself. At least $e isn't bitching to YOU.~ #END #SOCIAL name whip~ char_no_arg You crack your bullwhip menacingly. ~ others_no_arg $n cracks a bullwhip menacingly. ~ char_found You flick your whip across $M bare back. ~ others_found $n flicks $s whip across $N's bare back. ~ vict_found $n flicks a whip across your back... the pain.. the pleasure.. ~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You whip yourself into a frenzy. ~ others_auto $n whips $mself into a frenzy.~ #END #SOCIAL name whistle~ char_no_arg You whistle appreciatively.~ others_no_arg $n whistles appreciatively.~ char_found You whistle at the sight of $M.~ others_found $n whistles at the sight of $N.~ vict_found $n whistles at the sight of you.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You whistle a little tune to yourself.~ others_auto $n whistles a little tune to $mself.~ #END #SOCIAL name wiggle~ char_no_arg Your wiggle your bottom.~ others_no_arg $n wiggles $s bottom.~ char_found You wiggle your bottom toward $M.~ others_found $n wiggles $s bottom toward $N.~ vict_found $n wiggles $s bottom toward you.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You wiggle about like a fish.~ others_auto $n wiggles about like a fish.~ #END #SOCIAL name wince~ char_no_arg You wince in agony.~ others_no_arg $n winces in agony.~ char_found You look at $N and wince at $S remark.~ others_found $n winces at $N's remark.~ vict_found $n winces at your remark.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name wink~ char_no_arg Have you got something in your eye?~ others_no_arg $n winks suggestively.~ char_found You wink suggestively at $N.~ others_found $n winks at $N.~ vict_found $n winks suggestively at you.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You wink at yourself ?? - what are you up to?~ others_auto $n winks at $mself - something strange is going on...~ #END #SOCIAL name wonder~ char_no_arg You wonder about how things could have been.~ others_no_arg $n gets a blank stare on $s face. What could $e be wondering about?~ char_found You look at $N and wonder what will happen.~ others_found $n looks at $N and wonders....~ vict_found $n looks at you quizzically.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You wonder about yourself and your purpose here.~ others_auto A blank stare crosses $n's face. What could $e be wondering about?~ #END #SOCIAL name worry~ char_no_arg You worry about what's going to happen.~ others_no_arg A troubled look suddenly crosses $n's face. Wonder what's wrong?~ char_found You look at $N worriedly.~ others_found $n looks at $N with a troubled gaze.~ vict_found $n looks at you worriedly.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You worry about what's going to happen.~ others_auto A troubled look suddenly crosses $n's face. Wonder what's wrong?~ #END #SOCIAL name worship~ char_no_arg You prostrate yourself and worship the gods!~ others_no_arg $n prostrates $mself and worships the gods!~ char_found You fall on your knees and worship $N.~ others_found $n falls on $s knees and worships $N.~ vict_found $n falls to the ground and worships you.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You worship yourself.~ others_auto $n worships $mself.~ #END #SOCIAL name wrestle~ char_no_arg ~ others_no_arg ~ char_found You wrestle $M to the floor and pin $M there. ~ others_found $n wrestles $N to the floor, pinning $M there. ~ vict_found $n wrestles you to the floor and pins you. ~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You wrestle with your conscience. ~ others_auto $n wrestles with $m conscience. ~ #END #SOCIAL name wrist~ char_no_arg You hold out out a wrist for a slap. ~ others_no_arg $n holds out a wrist for a slap. ~ char_found You slaps $M wrist sharply. ~ others_found $n slaps $N's wrist sharply. ~ vict_found $n slaps your wrist sharply. ~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You slap your own wrist. ~ others_auto $n slaps $m own wrist. ~ #END #SOCIAL name yae~ char_no_arg You sigh, burdened with Yet Another Eeediot.~ others_no_arg $n sighs, burdened with Yet Another Eeediot.~ char_found There's Yet Another Eeediot in the room, and you're looking right at $M.~ others_found $n clearly believes that $N is an Eeediot! ~ vict_found $n glares at you, obviously not impressed with your intelligence.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto You bonk yourself for the Eeediot you are!~ others_auto $n bonks $mself, HARD, and curses $mself for the Eeediot $e is!~ #END #SOCIAL name yawn~ char_no_arg You must be tired.~ others_no_arg $n yawns.~ char_found ~ others_found ~ vict_found ~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name yeehaw~ char_no_arg You mount your pony(?) and shout YEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAW!~ others_no_arg $n bounces up and down screaming *YEEEEEEHAAAAAAW!*~ char_found ~ others_found ~ vict_found ~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name yodel~ char_no_arg You think of Julie Andrews and start to yodel.~ others_no_arg $n begins to yodel: HEY!! CLERICS!! I COULD USE A HEAL!!!~ char_found $N covers $S ears as you begin to yodel.~ others_found $n yodels to $N.~ vict_found $n yodels to you...you cringe and turn away.~ char_not_found ~ char_auto Well, it's up to you if you want to damage your hearing.~ others_auto $n yodels to $mself. What a sado-masochist.~ #END #SOCIAL name yowl~ char_no_arg You yowl in frustration. ~ others_no_arg $n yowls in frustration! ~ char_found ~ others_found ~ vict_found ~ char_not_found ~ char_auto ~ others_auto ~ #END #SOCIAL name zerbert~ char_no_arg Gotta zerbert SOMEBODY.~ others_no_arg ~ char_found You lift $N's shirt and blow loudly into $S navel!~ others_found $n lifts $N's shirt and blows loudly into $S navel!~ vict_found Yeek! $n lifts your shirt and blows loudly into your navel!~ char_not_found ~ char_auto Careful, people are staring...~ others_auto $n looks around furtively, and then bends over and blows loudly into $s own navel!~ #END #!