#SOCIAL
name shoes
min_pos rest
noarg_char You remove your shoes.~
noarg_room $n removes $s shoes.~
end

#SOCIAL
name gack
min_pos rest
found_char Appalled, you gack at $N.~
found_vict $n gacks, and looks your way, dismayed.~
found_notvict $n gacks expressively, shooting $N a dismayed look.~
noarg_char Gaaack!~
noarg_room $n gacks with dismay!~
self_char *GACK!*~
self_room Appalled, $n gacks at $mself!~
notfound_char That person isn't here.~
end

#SOCIAL
name kiss
min_pos rest
found_char You kiss $M.~
found_vict $n kisses you.~
found_notvict $n kisses $N.~
noarg_char Isn't there someone you want to kiss?~
self_char All the lonely people :(~
notfound_char Never around when required.~
end

#SOCIAL
name bounce
min_pos rest
found_char You bounce onto $S lap and wiggle about.~
found_vict $n bounces onto your lap and wiggles about.~
found_notvict $n bounces onto $N's lap and wiggles about.~
noarg_char BOIINNNNNNGG!~
noarg_room $n bounces around with a happy smile.~
self_char You bounce your head like a basketball.~
self_room $n plays basketball with $s head.~
notfound_char You don't see your plaything.~
end

#SOCIAL
name smile
min_pos rest
found_char You smile at $M.~
found_vict $n smiles at you.~
found_notvict $n beams a smile at $N.~
noarg_char You smile happily.~
noarg_room $n smiles happily.~
self_char You smile at yourself.~
self_room $n smiles at $mself.~
notfound_char There's no one by that name around.~
end

#SOCIAL
name dance
min_pos rest
found_char You lead $M to the dancefloor.~
found_vict $n sends you across the dancefloor.~
found_notvict $n sends $N across the dancefloor.~
noarg_char Feels silly, doesn't it?~
noarg_room $n dances wildly before you!~
self_char You skip and dance around by yourself.~
self_room $n skips a light Fandango.~
notfound_char Eh, WHO?~
end

#SOCIAL
name cackle
min_pos rest
found_char You cackle gleefully at $N~
found_vict $n cackles gleefully at you.  Better keep your distance from $m.~
found_notvict $n cackles gleefully at $N.~
noarg_char You cackle gleefully.~
noarg_room $n throws back $s head and cackles with insane glee!~
self_char You cackle at yourself.  Now, THAT'S strange!~
self_room $n is really crazy now!  $e cackles at $mself.~
notfound_char You can't find a friend to cackle with.~
end

#SOCIAL
name laugh
min_pos rest
found_char You laugh at $N mercilessly.~
found_vict $n laughs at you mercilessly.  Hmmmmph.~
found_notvict $n laughs at $N mercilessly.~
noarg_char You fall down laughing.~
noarg_room $n falls down laughing.~
self_char You laugh at yourself.  I would, too.~
self_room $n laughs at $mself.  Let's all join in!!!~
notfound_char You can't find the butt of your joke.~
end

#SOCIAL
name giggle
min_pos rest
found_char You giggle in $S presence.~
found_vict $n giggles at you.  Hope it's not contagious!~
found_notvict $n giggles at $N's actions.~
noarg_char You giggle.~
noarg_room $n giggles.~
self_char You giggle at yourself, which makes you giggle at yourself, which makes you ...~
self_room $n giggles at $mself.  $e must be nervous or something.~
notfound_char You giggle by yourself, since you can't find a partner to giggle with.~
end

#SOCIAL
name shake
min_pos rest
found_char You shake $S hand.~
found_vict $n shakes your hand.~
found_notvict $n shakes $N's hand.~
noarg_char You shake your head.~
noarg_room $n shakes $s head.~
self_char You are shaken by yourself.~
self_room $n shakes and quivers like a bowl full of jelly.~
notfound_char Sorry good buddy, but that person doesn't seem to be here.~
end

#SOCIAL
name puke
min_pos rest
found_char You puke on $M.~
found_vict $n spews vomit and pukes all over your clothing!~
found_notvict $n pukes on $N.~
noarg_char You puke...chunks everywhere!!! YUK!~
noarg_room $n pukes.~
self_char You puke on yourself.~
self_room $n pukes on $s clothes.~
notfound_char Once again?~
end

#SOCIAL
name growl
min_pos rest
found_char Grrrrrrrrrr....take that, $N!!!~
found_vict $n growls at you.  Hey, two can play it that way!~
found_notvict $n growls at $N.  Better leave the room before the fighting starts.~
noarg_char Grrrrrrrrrr...~
noarg_room $n growls.~
self_char You growl at yourself.  Boy, do you feel bitter!~
self_room $n growls at $mself.  This could get interesting...~
notfound_char No one can see you growl that far.~
end

#SOCIAL
name scream
min_pos rest
found_char ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!  Yes, it MUST have been $S fault!!!~
found_vict $n screams at you!  That's not nice!  *sniff*~
found_notvict $n screams loudly at $N.  Better leave before $n blames you, too!!!~
noarg_char ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!~
noarg_room $n screams loudly!~
self_char You scream at yourself.  Yes, that's ONE way of relieving tension!~
self_room $n screams loudly at $mself!  Is there a full moon up?~
notfound_char Your lungs can't reach that far!~
end

#SOCIAL
name comfort
min_pos rest
found_char You comfort $M.~
found_vict $n comforts you.~
found_notvict $n comforts $N.~
noarg_char Do you feel uncomfortable?~
self_char You make a vain attempt to comfort yourself.~
self_room $n has no one to comfort $m but $mself~
notfound_char Comfort who?~
end

#SOCIAL
name sigh
min_pos rest
found_char You sigh as you think of $M.~
found_vict $n sighs as $e thinks of you.  Touching, huh?~
found_notvict $n sighs at the sight of $N.~
noarg_char You sigh.~
noarg_room $n sighs.~
self_char You sigh at yourself.  You MUST be lonely.~
self_room $n sighs at $mself.  What a sorry sight.~
notfound_char You really sigh, since you don't see your friend.~
end

#SOCIAL
name sulk
min_pos rest
noarg_char You sulk.~
noarg_room $n sulks in the corner.~
end

#SOCIAL
name hug
min_pos rest
found_char You hug $M.~
found_vict $n hugs you.~
found_notvict $n hugs $N.~
noarg_char Hug who?~
self_char You hug yourself.~
self_room $n hugs $mself in a vain attempt to get friendship.~
notfound_char Sorry, friend, I can't see that person here.~
end

#SOCIAL
name snuggle
min_pos rest
found_char You snuggle $M.~
found_vict $n snuggles up to you.~
found_notvict $n snuggles up to $N.~
noarg_char Who?~
self_char You snuggle up, getting ready to sleep.~
self_room $n snuggles up, getting ready to sleep.~
notfound_char They aren't here.~
end

#SOCIAL
name cuddle
min_pos rest
found_char You cuddle $M.~
found_vict $n cuddles you.~
found_notvict $n cuddles $N.~
noarg_char Who do you feel like cuddling today?~
self_char You must feel very cuddly indeed ... :)~
self_room $n cuddles up to $s shadow.  What a sorry sight.~
notfound_char They aren't here.~
end

#SOCIAL
name nuzzle
min_pos rest
found_char You nuzzle $S neck softly.~
found_vict $n softly nuzzles your neck.~
found_notvict $n softly nuzzles $N's neck.~
noarg_char Nuzzle who??~
self_char I'm sorry, friend, but that's impossible.~
notfound_char No.. they aren't here..~
end

#SOCIAL
name cry
min_pos rest
found_char You cry on $S shoulder.~
found_vict $n cries on your shoulder.~
found_notvict $n cries on $N's shoulder.~
noarg_char Waaaaah..~
noarg_room $n bursts into tears.~
self_char You cry to yourself.~
self_room $n sobs quietly to $mself.~
notfound_char Who's that?~
end

#SOCIAL
name poke
min_pos rest
found_char You poke $M in the ribs.~
found_vict $n pokes you in the ribs.~
found_notvict $n pokes $N in the ribs.~
noarg_char Poke who??~
self_char You poke yourself in the ribs, feeling very silly.~
self_room $n pokes $mself in the ribs, looking very sheepish.~
notfound_char You can't poke someone who's not here!.~
end

#SOCIAL
name accuse
min_pos rest
found_char You look accusingly at $M.~
found_vict $n looks accusingly at you.~
found_notvict $n looks accusingly at $N.~
noarg_char Accuse who??~
noarg_room $n is in an accusing mood.~
self_char You accuse yourself.~
self_room $n seems to have a bad conscience.~
notfound_char Accuse somebody who's not even there ??~
end

#SOCIAL
name grin
min_pos rest
found_char You grin evilly at $M.~
found_vict $n grins evilly at you.  Hmmm.  Better keep your distance.~
found_notvict $n grins evilly at $N.~
noarg_char You grin evilly.~
noarg_room $n grins evilly.~
self_char You grin at youself.  You must be getting very bad thoughts.~
self_room $n grins at $mself.  You must wonder what's in $s mind.~
notfound_char You must be delirious.~
end

#SOCIAL
name bow
min_pos rest
found_char You bow before $M.~
found_vict $n bows before you.~
found_notvict $n bows before $N.~
noarg_char You bow deeply.~
noarg_room $n bows deeply.~
self_char You kiss your toes.~
self_room $n folds up like a jacknife and kisses $s own toes.~
notfound_char Who's that?~
end

#SOCIAL
name applaud
min_pos rest
found_char You clap at $N's actions.~
found_vict $n gives you a round of applause.  You MUST'VE done something good!~
found_notvict $n claps at $N's actions.~
noarg_char Clap, clap, clap.~
noarg_room $n gives a round of applause.~
self_char You applaud at yourself.  Boy, are we conceited!~
self_room $n applauds at $mself.  Boy, are we conceited!~
notfound_char You give your imaginary round of applause to your imaginary friend.~
end

#SOCIAL
name blush
min_pos rest
found_char You get all flustered up seeing $M.~
found_vict $n blushes as $e sees you here.  Such an effect on people!~
found_notvict $n blushes as $e sees $N here.~
noarg_char Your cheeks are burning.~
noarg_room $n blushes.~
self_char You blush at your own folly.~
self_room $n blushes as $e notices $s boo-boo.~
notfound_char You blush as you notice that person isn't here.~
end

#SOCIAL
name burp
min_pos rest
found_char You burp loudly to $M in response.~
found_vict $n burps loudly in response to your remark.~
found_notvict $n burps loudly in response to $N's remark.~
noarg_char You burp loudly.~
noarg_room $n burps loudly.~
self_char You burp at yourself.~
self_room $n burps at $mself.  What a sick sight.~
notfound_char You can't find your victim.~
end

#SOCIAL
name chuckle
min_pos rest
found_char You chuckle at $S joke.~
found_vict $n chuckles at your joke.~
found_notvict $n chuckles at $N's joke.~
noarg_char You chuckle politely.~
noarg_room $n chuckles politely.~
self_char You chuckle at your own joke, since no one else would.~
self_room $n chuckles at $s own joke, since none of you would.~
notfound_char You can't find a friend to chuckle with.~
end

#SOCIAL
name clap
min_pos rest
found_char You clap at $S performance.~
found_vict $n claps at your performance.~
found_notvict $n claps at $N's performance.~
noarg_char You clap your hands together.~
noarg_room $n shows $s approval by clapping $s hands together.~
self_char You clap at your own performance.~
self_room $n claps at $s own performance.~
notfound_char You clap for nothing.~
end

#SOCIAL
name cough
min_pos rest
noarg_char Yuck, try to cover your mouth next time!~
noarg_room $n coughs loudly.~
end

#SOCIAL
name curtsey
min_pos rest
found_char You curtsey to $M.~
found_vict $n curtseys gracefully for you.~
found_notvict $n curtseys gracefully to $N.~
noarg_char You curtsey to your audience.~
noarg_room $n curtseys gracefully.~
self_char You curtsey to your audience (yourself).~
self_room $n curtseys to $mself, since no one is paying attention to $m.~
notfound_char You curtsey to no one in particular.~
end

#SOCIAL
name fart
min_pos rest
found_char You fart at $M.  Boy, you are sick.~
found_vict $n farts in your direction.  You gasp for air.~
found_notvict $n farts in the direction of $N.  Better flee before $e turns to you!~
noarg_char Where are your manners ?~
noarg_room $n lets off a real rip-roarer ... a greenish cloud envelops $n!~
self_char You fart at yourself.  You deserve it.~
self_room $n farts at $mself.  Better $m than you.~
notfound_char You can't hold it that long!~
end

#SOCIAL
name flip
min_pos rest
found_char You flip $M over your shoulder.~
found_vict $n flips you over $s shoulder.  Hmmmm.~
found_notvict $n flips $N over $s shoulder.~
noarg_char You flip head over heels.~
noarg_room $n flips head over heels.~
self_char You tumble all over the room.~
self_room $n does some nice tumbling and gymnastics.~
notfound_char You can't find the person.~
end

#SOCIAL
name fondle
min_pos rest
found_char You fondly fondle $M.~
found_vict $n fondly fondles you.~
found_notvict $n fondly fondles $N.~
noarg_char Who needs to be fondled ?~
self_char You fondly fondle yourself, feels funny doesn't it?~
self_room $n fondly fondles $mself - this is going too far!!~
notfound_char You fondly try to fondle someone not in the room, but who cares.~
end

#SOCIAL
name frown
min_pos rest
found_char You frown at what $E did.~
found_vict $n frowns at what you did.~
found_notvict $n frowns at what $N did.~
noarg_char You frown disapprovingly.~
noarg_room $n frowns.~
self_char You frown at yourself.  Poor baby.~
self_room $n frowns at $mself.  What a sad puppy....~
notfound_char You don't see any reason to frown.~
end

#SOCIAL
name gasp
min_pos rest
found_char You gasp as you realize what $E did.~
found_vict $n gasps as $e realizes what you did.~
found_notvict $n gasps as $e realizes what $N did.~
noarg_char You gasp in astonishment.~
noarg_room $n gasps in astonishment.~
self_char You look at yourself and gasp!~
self_room $n takes one look at $mself and gasps in astonisment!~
notfound_char You need to panic.~
end

#SOCIAL
name glare
min_pos rest
found_char You glare icily at $M.~
found_vict $n glares icily at you, you feel cold to your bones.~
found_notvict $n glares at $N.~
noarg_char You glare at nothing in particular.~
noarg_room $n glares around $m.~
self_char You glare icily at your feet, they are suddenly very cold.~
self_room $n glares at $s feet, what is bothering $m?~
notfound_char You try to glare at somebody who is not present.~
end

#SOCIAL
name groan
min_pos rest
found_char You groan at the sight of $M.~
found_vict $n groans at the sight of you.~
found_notvict $n groans at the sight of $N.~
noarg_char You groan loudly.~
noarg_room $n groans loudly.~
self_char You groan as you realize what you have done.~
self_room $n groans as $e realizes what $e has done.~
notfound_char You see no reason to groan.~
end

#SOCIAL
name grope
min_pos rest
found_char Well, what sort of noise do you expect here?~
found_vict $n gropes you.~
found_notvict $n gropes $N.~
noarg_char Whom do you wish to grope ??~
self_char You grope yourself - YUCK.~
self_room $n gropes $mself - YUCK.~
notfound_char Try someone who's here.~
end

#SOCIAL
name hiccup
min_pos rest
noarg_char *HIC*~
noarg_room $n hiccups.~
end

#SOCIAL
name lick
min_pos rest
found_char You lick $N's jawline delicately.~
found_vict $n licks your jawline delicately.~
found_notvict $n licks $N's jawline delicately.~
noarg_char You lick your mouth and smile.~
noarg_room $n licks $s mouth and smiles.~
self_char You lick your own eyebrows.~
self_room $n licks $s own eyebrows.~
notfound_char Lick away, nobody's here with that name.~
end

#SOCIAL
name love
min_pos rest
found_char You tell your true feelings to $N.~
found_vict $n whispers to you sweet words of love.~
found_notvict $n whispers softly to $N.~
noarg_char You love the whole world.~
noarg_room $n loves everybody in the world.~
self_char Well, we already know you love yourself (lucky someone does !)~
self_room $n loves $mself, can you believe it ?~
notfound_char Alas, your love is not present...~
end

#SOCIAL
name moan
min_pos rest
found_char You moan for the loss of $M.~
found_vict $n moans at the sight of you.  Hmmmm.~
found_notvict $n moans for the loss of $N.~
noarg_char You start to moan.~
noarg_room $n starts moaning.~
self_char You moan at yourself.~
self_room $n makes $mself moan.~
notfound_char You see no cause to moan.~
end

#SOCIAL
name nibble
min_pos rest
found_char You nibble on $N's ear.~
found_vict $n nibbles on your ear.~
found_notvict $n nibbles on $N's ear.~
noarg_char Nibble on who ?~
self_char You nibble on your OWN ear ???????????????????~
self_room $n nibbles on $s OWN ear (I wonder how it is done !!).~
notfound_char Sorry, not present.~
end

#SOCIAL
name pout
min_pos rest
noarg_char Ah, don't take it so hard.~
noarg_room $n pouts.~
end

#SOCIAL
name ruffle
min_pos rest
found_char You ruffle $N's hair playfully.~
found_vict $n ruffles your hair playfully.~
found_notvict $n ruffles $N's hair playfully.~
noarg_char You've got to ruffle SOMEONE.~
self_char You ruffle your hair, wondering how far you can go before the rest think you're crazy.~
self_room $n ruffles $s hair - weirdo!~
notfound_char Might be a bit difficult.~
end

#SOCIAL
name shiver
min_pos rest
found_char You shiver at the thought of fighting $M.~
found_vict $n shivers at the suicidal thought of fighting you.~
found_notvict $n shivers at the thought of fighting $N.~
noarg_char Brrrrrrrrr.~
noarg_room $n shivers uncomfortably.~
self_char You shiver to yourself?~
self_room $n scares $mself to shivers.~
notfound_char You don't see any reason to shiver.~
end

#SOCIAL
name shrug
min_pos rest
found_char You shrug in response to $S question.~
found_vict $n shrugs in response to your question.~
found_notvict $n shrugs in response to $N's question.~
noarg_char You shrug.~
noarg_room $n shrugs helplessly.~
self_char You shrug to yourself.~
self_room $n shrugs to $mself.  What a strange person.~
notfound_char You shrug to no one in particular.~
end

#SOCIAL
name sing
min_pos rest
found_char You sing a ballad to $M.~
found_vict $n sings a ballad to you!  How sweet!~
found_notvict $n sings a ballad to $N.~
noarg_char You raise your clear (?) voice towards the sky.~
noarg_room HEY CLERICS! I COULD USE A HEAL!  $n has begun to sing.~
self_char You sing a little ditty to yourself.~
self_room $n sings a little ditty to $mself.~
notfound_char You see no one to sing to.~
end

#SOCIAL
name slap
min_pos rest
found_char *thwock!* You slap $N ringingly.~
found_vict $n slaps you stingingly.~
found_notvict *thwock!* $n slaps $N!~
noarg_char What is the sound of one hand slapping?~
self_char You slap yourself, silly you.~
self_room $n slaps $mself, really strange ...~
notfound_char How about slapping someone in the same room as you ??~
end

#SOCIAL
name smirk
min_pos rest
found_char You smirk at $S saying.~
found_vict $n smirks at your saying.~
found_notvict $n smirks at $N's saying.~
noarg_char You smirk.~
noarg_room $n smirks.~
self_char You smirk at yourself.  Okay.....~
self_room $n smirks at $s own 'wisdom'.~
notfound_char You want to smirk to whom?~
end

#SOCIAL
name snap
min_pos rest
found_char You snap back at $M.~
found_vict $n snaps back at you!~
found_notvict $n snaps back at $N.~
noarg_char Eureka!  You snap your fingers.~
noarg_room $n snaps $s fingers.~
self_char You snap yourself to attention.~
self_room $n snaps $mself to attention.~
notfound_char You must be very agitated.~
end

#SOCIAL
name sneeze
min_pos rest
noarg_char Gesundheit !~
noarg_room $n sneezes.~
end

#SOCIAL
name snicker
min_pos rest
found_char You snicker with $M about your shared secret.~
found_vict $n snickers with you about your shared secret.~
found_notvict $n snickers with $N about their shared secret.~
noarg_char You snicker softly.~
noarg_room $n snickers softly.~
self_char You snicker at your own evil thoughts.~
self_room $n snickers at $s own evil thoughts.~
notfound_char Huh?~
end

#SOCIAL
name sniff
min_pos rest
found_char You sniff sadly at the way $E is treating you.~
found_vict $n sniffs sadly at the way you are treating $m.~
found_notvict $n sniffs sadly at the way $N is treating $m.~
noarg_char You sniff sadly. *SNIFF*~
noarg_room $n sniffs sadly.~
self_char You sniff sadly at your lost opportunities.~
self_room $n sniffs sadly at $mself.  Something MUST be bothering $m.~
notfound_char You see no reason to sniff.~
end

#SOCIAL
name snore
min_pos sleep
noarg_char Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.~
noarg_room $n snores loudly.~
end

#SOCIAL
name squeeze
min_pos rest
found_char You squeeze $M fondly.~
found_vict $n squeezes you fondly.~
found_notvict $n squeezes $N fondly.~
noarg_char Where, what, how, WHO ???~
self_char You squeeze yourself - try to relax a little!~
self_room $n squeezes $mself.~
notfound_char Where, what, how, WHO ???~
end

#SOCIAL
name stare
min_pos rest
found_char You stare dreamily at $N, completely lost in $S eyes..~
found_vict $n stares dreamily at you, completely lost in your eyes.~
found_notvict $n stares dreamily at $N.~
noarg_char You stare at the sky.~
noarg_room $n stares at the sky.~
self_char You stare dreamily at yourself - enough narcissism for now.~
self_room $n stares dreamily at $mself - NARCISSIST!~
notfound_char You stare and stare but can't see that person anywhere...~
end

#SOCIAL
name strut
min_pos rest
found_char You strut to get $S attention.~
found_vict $n struts, hoping to get your attention.~
found_notvict $n struts, hoping to get $N's attention.~
noarg_char Strut your stuff.~
noarg_room $n struts proudly.~
self_char You strut to yourself, lost in your own world.~
self_room $n struts to $mself, lost in $s own world.~
notfound_char You don't see an audience.~
end

#SOCIAL
name thank
min_pos rest
found_char You thank $N heartily.~
found_vict $n thanks you heartily.~
found_notvict $n thanks $N heartily.~
noarg_char Thank you too.~
self_char You thank yourself since nobody else wants to !~
self_room $n thanks $mself since you won't.~
notfound_char No one answers to that name here.~
end

#SOCIAL
name twiddle
min_pos rest
found_char You twiddle $S ears.~
found_vict $n twiddles your ears.~
found_notvict $n twiddles $N's ears.~
noarg_char You patiently twiddle your thumbs.~
noarg_room $n patiently twiddles $s thumbs.~
self_char You twiddle your ears like Dumbo.~
self_room $n twiddles $s own ears like Dumbo.~
notfound_char You don't see the person here.~
end

#SOCIAL
name wave
min_pos rest
found_char You wave goodbye to $N.~
found_vict $n waves goodbye to you.  Have a good journey.~
found_notvict $n waves goodbye to $N.~
noarg_char You wave.~
noarg_room $n waves happily.~
self_char Are you going on adventures as well??~
self_room $n waves goodbye to $mself.~
notfound_char They didn't wait for you to wave goodbye.~
end

#SOCIAL
name whistle
min_pos rest
found_char You whistle at the sight of $M.~
found_vict $n whistles at the sight of you.~
found_notvict $n whistles at the sight of $N.~
noarg_char You whistle appreciatively.~
noarg_room $n whistles appreciatively.~
self_char You whistle a little tune to yourself.~
self_room $n whistles a little tune to $mself.~
notfound_char You don't see nothing special to whistle at.~
end

#SOCIAL
name wiggle
min_pos rest
found_char You wiggle your bottom toward $M.~
found_vict $n wiggles $s bottom toward you.~
found_notvict $n wiggles $s bottom toward $N.~
noarg_char Your wiggle your bottom.~
noarg_room $n wiggles $s bottom.~
self_char You wiggle about like a fish.~
self_room $n wiggles about like a fish.~
notfound_char You must be alone.~
end

#SOCIAL
name wink
min_pos rest
found_char You wink suggestively at $N.~
found_vict $n winks suggestively at you.~
found_notvict $n winks at $N.~
noarg_char Have you got something in your eye?~
noarg_room $n winks suggestively.~
self_char You wink at yourself ?? - what are you up to?~
self_room $n winks at $mself - something strange is going on...~
notfound_char No one with that name is present.~
end

#SOCIAL
name yawn
min_pos rest
noarg_char You must be tired.~
noarg_room $n yawns.~
end

#SOCIAL
name snowball
min_pos rest
found_char You throw a snowball in $N's face.~
found_vict $n conjures a snowball from the thin air and throws it at you.~
found_notvict $n conjures a snowball from the thin air and throws it at $N.~
noarg_char Who do you want to throw a snowball at?~
self_char You conjure a snowball from the thin air and throw it at yourself.~
self_room $n conjures a snowball out of the thin air and throws it at $mself.~
notfound_char You stand with the snowball in your hand because your victim is not here.~
end

#SOCIAL
name french
min_pos rest
found_char You give $N a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever...~
found_vict $n gives you a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever...~
found_notvict $n kisses $N passionately.~
noarg_char Kiss whom?~
self_char You gather yourself in your arms and try to kiss yourself.~
self_room $n makes an attempt at kissing $mself.~
notfound_char Your heart is filled with despair as that person is not here.~
end

#SOCIAL
name comb
min_pos rest
found_char You patiently untangle $N's hair - what a mess !~
found_vict $n pulls your hair in an attempt to comb it.~
found_notvict $n tries patiently to untangle $N's hair.~
noarg_char You comb your hair - perfect.~
noarg_room $n combs $s hair, what a dashing specimen !~
self_char You pull your hair, but it will not be combed.~
self_room $n tries to comb $s tangled hair.~
notfound_char That person is not here.~
end

#SOCIAL
name massage
min_pos rest
found_char You gently massage $N's shoulders.~
found_vict $n gently massages your shoulders - Ahhhhhhhhhh...~
found_notvict $n massages $N's shoulders.~
noarg_char Massage what?  Thin air?~
self_char You practice yoga as you try to massage yourself.~
self_room $n gives a show on yoga-positions, trying to massage $mself.~
notfound_char You can only massage someone in the same room as you.~
end

#SOCIAL
name tickle
min_pos rest
found_char You tickle $N.~
found_vict $n tickles you - ho ho ho.~
found_notvict $n tickles $N.~
noarg_char Whom do you want to tickle?~
self_char You tickle yourself, how funny!~
self_room $n tickles $mself.~
notfound_char Who is that??~
end

#SOCIAL
name pat
min_pos rest
found_char You pat $N on $S head.~
found_vict $n pats you on your head.~
found_notvict $n pats $N on $S head.~
noarg_char Pat who?~
self_char You pat yourself on your head, very reassuring.~
self_room $n pats $mself on the head.~
notfound_char Who, where, what?~
end

#SOCIAL
name curse
min_pos rest
found_char You swear at $M.~
found_vict $n swears at you!  Where are the manners?~
found_notvict $n swears at $N.~
noarg_char You swear loudly for a long time.~
noarg_room $n swears : #@@*"*&^*#%@@*&! !!!!!~
self_char You swear at your own mistakes.~
self_room $n starts swearing at $mself.  Why don't you help?~
notfound_char You can't find the victim of your frustrations.~
end

#SOCIAL
name pray
min_pos rest
found_char You crawl in the dust before $M.~
found_vict $n kisses the dirt at your feet.~
found_notvict $n falls down and grovels in the dirt before $N.~
noarg_char You feel righteous, and maybe a little foolish.~
noarg_room $n begs and grovels to the powers that be.~
self_char Talk about narcissism...~
self_room $n performs some strange yoga-exercises and mumbles a prayer to $mself.~
notfound_char No such person around; your prayers vanish into the endless voids.~
end

#SOCIAL
name beg
min_pos rest
found_char You desperately try to squeeze a few coins from $M.~
found_vict $n begs $N for a dime or two - or twenty !~
found_notvict $n begs you for money. You graciously let $m peep at your fortune.~
noarg_char You beg the gods for mercy.~
noarg_room The gods fall down laughing at $n's request for mercy.~
self_char Begging yourself for money doesn't help.~
notfound_char Your money-lender seems to be out for the moment.~
end

#SOCIAL
name cringe
min_pos rest
found_char You cringe away from $M.~
found_vict $n cringes away from you.~
found_notvict $n cringes away from $N in mortal terror.~
noarg_char You cringe in terror.~
noarg_room $n cringes in terror!~
self_char I beg your pardon?~
notfound_char I don't see anyone by that name here.. what are you afraid of?~
end

#SOCIAL
name daydream
min_pos rest
noarg_char You dream of better times.~
noarg_room $n looks absent-minded, his eyes staring into space.~
end

#SOCIAL
name fume
min_pos rest
found_char You stare at $M, fuming.~
found_vict $n stares at you, fuming with rage!~
found_notvict $n stares at $N, fuming with rage.~
noarg_char Take it easy now! count to ten, very slowly.~
noarg_room $n grits $s teeth and fumes with rage.~
self_char That's right - hate yourself!~
self_room $n clenches $s fists and stomps his feet, fuming with anger.~
notfound_char Fume away... they ain't here.~
end

#SOCIAL
name grovel
min_pos rest
found_char You grovel before $M~
found_vict $n grovels in the dirt before you.~
found_notvict $n grovels in the dirt before $N.~
noarg_char You grovel in the dirt.~
noarg_room $n grovels in the dirt.~
self_char That seems a little silly to me.~
notfound_char Who?~
end

#SOCIAL
name hop
min_pos rest
noarg_char You hop around like a little kid.~
noarg_room $n hops around like a little kid.~
end

#SOCIAL
name nudge
min_pos rest
found_char You nudge $M.~
found_vict $n nudges you.~
found_notvict $n nudges $N.~
noarg_char Nudge whom?~
self_char You nudge yourself, for some strange reason.~
self_room $n nudges $mself, to keep $mself awake.~
notfound_char Who?~
end

#SOCIAL
name ponder
min_pos rest
noarg_char You ponder the question.~
noarg_room $n sits down and thinks deeply.~
end

#SOCIAL
name punch
min_pos rest
found_char You punch $M playfully.~
found_vict $n punches you playfully.  OUCH!~
found_notvict $n punches $N playfully.~
noarg_char Punch whom?~
self_char You punch yourself.  You deserve it.~
self_room $n punches $mself.  Why don't you join in?~
notfound_char You can't find your boxing partner.~
end

#SOCIAL
name snarl
min_pos rest
found_char You snarl at $M.~
found_vict $n snarls at you, for some reason.~
found_notvict $n snarls at $N.~
noarg_char You grizzle your teeth and look mean.~
noarg_room $n snarls angrily.~
self_char You snarl at yourself.~
self_room $n snarls at $mself.~
notfound_char No need to snarl!~
end

#SOCIAL
name spank
min_pos rest
found_char You spank $M playfully.~
found_vict $n spanks you playfully.  OUCH!~
found_notvict $n spanks $N playfully.~
noarg_char Spank whom?~
self_char You spank yourself....HMMMMMMM...~
self_room $n spanks $mself....HMMMMMMM...~
notfound_char Your hand can't find your victim!~
end

#SOCIAL
name hand
min_pos rest
found_char You kiss $S hand.~
found_vict $n kisses your hand.  How continental!~
found_notvict $n kisses $N's hand.  How continental!~
noarg_char Kiss whose hand?~
self_char You kiss your own hand.~
self_room $n kisses $s own hand.~
notfound_char You can't find a lady in THIS group.~
end

#SOCIAL
name yodel
min_pos rest
found_char $N covers $S ears as you begin to yodel.~
found_vict $n yodels to you...you cringe and turn away.~
found_notvict $n yodels to $N.~
noarg_char You think of Julie Andrews and start to yodel.~
noarg_room $n begins to yodel:  HEY!! CLERICS!! I COULD USE A HEAL!!!~
self_char Well, it's up to you if you want to damage your hearing.~
self_room $n yodels to $mself.  What a sado-masochist.~
notfound_char That person just escaped!~
end

#SOCIAL
name faint
min_pos rest
found_char You faint into $S arms.~
found_vict $n just fainted into YOUR arms.~
found_notvict $n faints into $N's open arms.~
noarg_char You faint.~
noarg_room $n faints.~
notfound_char You fall on the floor and look stupid--really suave.~
end

#SOCIAL
name pinch
min_pos rest
found_char You squeeze $S bottom and grin.~
found_vict $n pinches your bottom and grins.~
found_notvict $n pinches $N's bottom and grins.~
noarg_char You say, 'A pinch of this, and a dab of that.'~
noarg_room $n says, 'A pinch of this and a dab of that.'~
self_char You pinch yourself to see if you are dreaming!~
self_room $n pinches $mself to see if $e is dreaming!~
notfound_char You'd like to, wouldn't you?~
end

#SOCIAL
name stroke
min_pos rest
found_char You gently stroke $S inner thigh.  $N inhales sharply.~
found_vict $n gently strokes your inner thigh.  You inhale sharply.~
found_notvict $N exhales sharply and suddenly.~
noarg_char You stroke the air vaguely.~
noarg_room $n makes vague stroking motions.~
self_char You are about to do something you'd rather not be caught doing.~
notfound_char Maybe you should practice on yourself first.~
end

#SOCIAL
name apologize
min_pos rest
found_char You might as well apologize because $E sure as hell won't.~
found_vict $n apologizes to you and begs for forgiveness.~
found_notvict $n apologizes to $N with a very sincere look on $s face.~
noarg_char You apologize until you are blue in the face.~
noarg_room $n apologizes profusely.~
notfound_char Who's that?~
end

#SOCIAL
name caress
min_pos rest
found_char You tenderly caress $M.~
found_vict $n tenderly caresses your body.~
found_notvict $n tenderly caresses $N.~
noarg_char Who do you wish to caress?~
noarg_room $n looks for someone to caress.~
notfound_char You're S.O.L., buddy.~
end

#SOCIAL
name stagger
min_pos rest
found_char You stagger toward $N as the room begins to spin.~
found_vict $n staggers blindly into you.~
found_notvict $n staggers into $N.~
noarg_char You stagger blindly around the room.~
noarg_room $n staggers blindly around the room.~
notfound_char Stagger into whom!?!?~
end

#SOCIAL
name snort
min_pos rest
found_char You snort derisively at $N.~
found_vict $n snorts at you.~
found_notvict $n snorts derisively at $N.~
noarg_char You snort derisively.~
noarg_room $n snorts derisively.~
self_char You snort derisively at yourself.~
self_room $n snorts derisively at $sself.~
notfound_char Snort at whom?~
end

#SOCIAL
name slobber
min_pos rest
found_char You slobber on $N.~
found_vict $n slobbers disgustingly on you.~
found_notvict $n slobbers on $N  **Yuck**~
noarg_char You slobber down your front.~
noarg_room $n slobbers all over $mself.~
notfound_char Slobber on WHOM?~
end

#SOCIAL
name blink
min_pos rest
found_char You blink innocently at $N.~
found_vict $n blinks innocently at you.~
found_notvict $n blinks innocently at $N.~
noarg_char You bat your eyelashes.~
noarg_room $n blinks innocently.~
self_char You try to convince yourself of your innocence.~
notfound_char Feign innocence for whom?~
end

#SOCIAL
name tease
min_pos rest
found_char You tease $N in a playful way.~
found_vict $n sticks $s tongue out at you, what a DORK!!~
found_notvict $n sticks $s tongue out at $N.~
noarg_char What a tease.   SHEESH.~
noarg_room $n looks around for someone to tease.~
self_char You tease yourself. NYAH NYAH NYAH.~
self_room $n teases $mself.~
notfound_char Tease whom?~
end

#SOCIAL
name knee
min_pos rest
found_char You knee $M hard in the groin.~
found_vict $n suddenly knees you in the groin!  You fall to your knees in agony.~
found_notvict $N doubles over in pain as $n knees $M in the groin!~
noarg_char You raise one knee, preparing to do justice...~
noarg_room $n cocks one knee threateningly.~
self_char What ARE you thinking !?!??!?!?!?!~
notfound_char Whom do you wish to render impotent?~
end

#SOCIAL
name flirt
min_pos rest
found_char You flirt with $N trying to get $S attention.~
found_vict $n flirts with you.~
found_notvict $n flirts with $N, hmmm wonder what $e wants? *wink*~
noarg_char You flirt outrageously.~
noarg_room $n is an outrageous flirt.~
self_char You flirt with yourself -- what ARE you trying to gain!?!?!?~
self_room $n flirts with $mself, wonder what $e is trying to accomplish?~
notfound_char Sorry no one here to flirt with. :(~
end

#SOCIAL
name tip
min_pos rest
found_char You tip your hat to $N.~
found_vict $n gallantly tips $s hat to you.~
found_notvict $n gallantly tips $s hat to $N.~
noarg_char You tip your hat gallantly.~
noarg_room $n gallantly tips $s hat.~
notfound_char But there is no one here to impress?!?!~
end

#SOCIAL
name lust
min_pos rest
found_char You have lust after $N.~
found_vict $n lusts after your delectable body.~
found_notvict $n looks lustily at $N.~
noarg_char Your hormones begin to rage.~
noarg_room $n has that look of lust in $s eyes --- Get away QUICK!~
self_char Oh, please! You aren't THAT great...~
self_room $n lusts after $mself, lonely eh?~
notfound_char Whom are you trying to lust after?~
end

#SOCIAL
name flutter
min_pos rest
found_char You flutter your eyelashes at $N, trying to be seductive.~
found_vict $n flutters $s eyelashes at you coyly.~
found_notvict $n flirts with $N, flutters $s eyelashes at $M.~
noarg_char You flutter your eyelashes seductively.~
noarg_room $n flutters $s eyelashes seductively.~
notfound_char EH? Can't see them here.~
end

#SOCIAL
name bark
min_pos rest
found_char You bark at $N scaring $M silly -- SHAME ON YOU!!~
found_vict $n barks loudly at you, you back away, because $e might bite too!!~
found_notvict $n barks at $N scaring $M senseless.~
noarg_char You bark loudly.~
noarg_room $n barks like a dog. GO DAWGS SIC 'EM!!! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!~
self_char You bark at yourself and jump back in fear.~
self_room $n barks at $mself and cowers in fear.~
notfound_char Bark at whom?~
end

#SOCIAL
name howl
min_pos rest
found_char You howl soulfully at $N.~
found_vict $n howls soulfully at you.~
found_notvict $n howls at $N.~
noarg_char You howl at the moon.~
noarg_room $n howls at the moon.~
notfound_char Who? What? Where?~
end

#SOCIAL
name babble
min_pos rest
found_char You babble to $N for hours on end.~
found_vict $n babbles at you. You nod mechanically, hoping $e will shut up soon.~
found_notvict $n babbles to $N for what seems an eternity, how can $N stand it?~
noarg_char You babble endlessly.~
noarg_room $n babbles endlessly, won't $e EVER shut up?~
self_char You babble on and on to yourself, FINALLY! someone who LISTENS!!~
self_room $n babbles quietly to $mself.~
notfound_char Whom do you wish to annoy with your babble?~
end

#SOCIAL
name ramble
min_pos rest
found_char You ramble on to $N about your past adventures.~
found_vict $n tells you a rather boring tale, you feign interest.~
found_notvict $n blithers on and on to $N about something.~
noarg_char You ramble on and on.~
noarg_room $n rambles on about a boring exploit.~
notfound_char ??EH??~
end

#SOCIAL
name hush
min_pos rest
found_char You nicely ask $N to be more quiet.~
found_vict $n kindly requests that you please quiet down.~
found_notvict $n nicely asks $N to be more quiet.~
noarg_char SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~
noarg_room $n requests everyone quiet down.  Shhhhhhhhhhh...~
self_char You realize you are loud and obnoxious and try to silence yourself.~
self_room $n covers $s mouth in an attempt to silence $mself.~
notfound_char Who needs to be silenced?~
end

#SOCIAL
name threaten
min_pos rest
found_char You stand tall as you threaten $N.~
found_vict $n threatens you...oooooooh scary *laugh*~
found_notvict $n threatens $N forcefully.~
noarg_char You threaten everyone with your overwhelming presence.~
noarg_room You feel threatened in the presence of the great $n.~
notfound_char Whom do you wish to intimidate?~
end

#SOCIAL
name roll
min_pos rest
found_char You look at $N and roll your eyes in disgust.~
found_vict $n rolls $s eyes at you.~
found_notvict $n rolls $s eyes in disgust at $N.~
noarg_char You roll your eyes in disgust.~
noarg_room $n rolls $s eyes, disgusted.~
self_char At whom do you wish to roll your eyes?~
notfound_char You should be disgusted with yourself because you look so foolish.~
end

#SOCIAL
name swoon
min_pos rest
found_char You look at $N and swoon in ecstasy.~
found_vict $n looks at you and swoons in ecstasy.~
found_notvict $n looks at $N and swoons in ecstasy.~
noarg_char You swoon.~
noarg_room $n swoons in absolute ecstasy.~
notfound_char Who?~
end

#SOCIAL
name bird
min_pos rest
found_char You shoot a bird at $N.~
found_vict $n gives you the bird...What an ass!~
found_notvict $n gives $N the bird.~
noarg_char You flick a bird...How obscene!~
noarg_room $n flicks a bird at no one in particular.~
notfound_char Don't you hate to waste a good obscene gesture like that?~
end

#SOCIAL
name eyebrow
min_pos rest
found_char You raise your eyebrow at $N.~
found_vict $n raises an eyebrow at you.~
found_notvict $n raises an eyebrow at $N's weird actions.~
noarg_char You raise an eyebrow at the notion.~
noarg_room $n raises an eyebrow.~
notfound_char Forget it.  They aren't here.~
end

#SOCIAL
name serenade
min_pos rest
found_char You raise your voice in a loving serenade to $N.~
found_vict $n serenades you, you are swept away by $s voice.~
found_notvict $n raises $s voice in a loving serenade to $N.~
noarg_char You raise your voice in a loud serenade to your invisible love.~
noarg_room $n raises $s voice to serenade the world.~
self_char You sing a loud serenade to yourself.  What type of person are you?!~
self_room $n serenades $mself.  What an ego!~
notfound_char The one that you wish to serenade has left you to sing to yourself.~
end

#SOCIAL
name grimace
min_pos rest
found_char You grimace at $N.~
found_vict $n grimaces at you.  What could be wrong?~
found_notvict $n grimaces at $n.~
noarg_char You grimace painfully at the thought.~
noarg_room $n grimaces painfully at the thought.~
self_char You grimace painfully at your thoughts.~
self_room $n grimaces painfully to $mself.~
notfound_char You grimace at no one in particular.~
end

#SOCIAL
name boggle
min_pos rest
found_char You boggle at $N.~
found_vict $n boggles at you.~
found_notvict $n boggles at $N.~
noarg_char You boggle at the concept.~
noarg_room $n boggles at the concept.~
self_char You boggle at yourself.  Hmmm...intriguing.~
self_room $n boggles quietly to $mself.~
notfound_char Boggle away.  They've left.~
end

#SOCIAL
name beckon
min_pos rest
found_char You beckon for $N to follow -- sure hope they do!~
found_vict $n beckons for you to follow.~
found_notvict $n beckons $N to follow...hmmm what's going on?~
noarg_char You beckon for everyone to follow.~
noarg_room $n beckons for everyone to follow.~
self_char You beckon to your shadow to follow.~
self_room $n beckons to $s shadow to follow.~
notfound_char So sorry, that person has already left.~
end

#SOCIAL
name wonder
min_pos rest
found_char You look at $N and wonder what will happen.~
found_vict $n looks at you quizzically.~
found_notvict $n looks at $N and wonders....~
noarg_char You wonder about how things could have been.~
noarg_room $n gets a blank stare on $s face.  What could $e be wondering about?~
self_char You wonder about yourself and your purpose here.~
self_room A blank stare crosses $n's face.  What could $e be wondering about?~
notfound_char You wonder what would have happened had they been here.~
end

#SOCIAL
name worry
min_pos rest
found_char You look at $N worriedly.~
found_vict $n looks at you worriedly.~
found_notvict $n looks at $N with a troubled gaze.~
noarg_char You worry about what's going to happen.~
noarg_room A troubled look suddenly crosses $n's face.  Wonder what's wrong?~
self_char You worry about what's going to happen.~
self_room A troubled look suddenly crosses $n's face.  Wonder what's wrong?~
notfound_char Well they obviously aren't worried -- they left!~
end

#SOCIAL
name drool
min_pos rest
found_char You drool messily on $N.~
found_vict $n looks at you lustily and drools.~
found_notvict $n drools upon $N.~
noarg_char You drool down the front of your shirt.~
noarg_room $n drools all over $mself -- making a TERRIBLE mess!~
self_char You drool down the front of your shirt.~
self_room $n drools all over $mself -- making a TERRIBLE mess!~
notfound_char Oh fine, make a pool of slobber -- they aren't even here!~
end

#SOCIAL
name nod
min_pos rest
found_char You nod at $N.~
found_vict $n nods at you in agreement.~
found_notvict $n nods at $N.~
noarg_char You nod.~
noarg_room $n nods.~
self_char You attempt to nod at yourself and get dizzy instead.~
self_room $n nods quietly to $mself.  What a wacko.~
notfound_char Nod your head off -- they aren't here.~
end

#SOCIAL
name purr
min_pos rest
found_char You rub up against $N and purr contentedly.~
found_vict $n rubs up against you and purrs contentedly.~
found_notvict $n rubs against $N and purrs contentedly.~
noarg_char MMMMMMEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!~
noarg_room $n purrs contentedly.~
self_char You purr quietly to yourself.~
self_room $n purrs contentedly to $mself.~
notfound_char You silly cat!  They aren't here.~
end

#SOCIAL
name point
min_pos rest
found_char You point at $N.~
found_vict $n points at you.  How rude!~
found_notvict $n points excitedly at $N!~
noarg_char You point in every direction.~
noarg_room $n points excitedly!~
self_char You point at yourself, obviously very confused.~
self_room $n points at $mself, obviously very confused.~
notfound_char You point at no one in particular.~
end

#SOCIAL
name rub
min_pos rest
found_char You give $N a nice, long, kinky rubdown.~
found_vict $n gives you a rubdown, running $s hands over your tense shoulders...Mmmm...~
found_notvict $n gives $N a nice long rubdown.~
noarg_char You rub your hands together in greedy anticipation.~
noarg_room $n rubs $s hands together in greedy anticipation.~
self_char You rub yourself...lingering a little too long in some places.~
self_room $n rubs $mself...what a creep!~
notfound_char Shame to waste those talented hands, but they've already left.~
end

#SOCIAL
name bleed
min_pos rest
found_char You bleed on $N -- ewww!~
found_vict $n bleeds on you -- ewww!  Get away!!~
found_notvict $n bleeds on $N.  Watch out, YOU might be next!~
noarg_char You bleed profusely -- making a horrible mess!~
noarg_room $n weakly bleeds all over the floor.~
self_char You bleed all over yourself.~
self_room $n bleeds profusely all over $mself.~
notfound_char Bleed on whom?~
end

#SOCIAL
name highfive
min_pos rest
found_char You jump in the air and give a BIG high five to $N!~
found_vict $n gives you a BIG high five!  Way to go!!~
found_notvict $n enthusiastically high-five's $N!~
noarg_char You jump in the air and give a BIG high five to...umm...absolutely nothing.~
noarg_room $n wildly high fives the air, looking very foolish -- very foolish indeed.~
self_char You try to give yourself a high five.  What ARE you thinking?~
self_room $n tries to high five $mself, but ends up looking foolish instead.~
notfound_char Sorry, they have already left.~
end

#SOCIAL
name propose
min_pos rest
found_char You kneel and romantically propose to $N.~
found_vict $n gets down on one knee and romantically proposes to you.~
found_notvict $n gets on one knee and proposes to $N.~
noarg_char You propose to everyone in the room.~
noarg_room $n proposes to everyone in the room.  Very odd.~
self_char You are SO full of yourself!~
self_room $n proposes to $mself -- how narcissistic!~
notfound_char You must be lonely.  They aren't here.~
end

#SOCIAL
name peer
min_pos rest
found_char You peer intently at $N.~
found_vict $n peers at you intently.~
found_notvict $n peers intently at $N.~
noarg_char You peer around yourself intently.~
noarg_room $n peers around $mself intently.~
self_char You get a little cross-eyed with your attempts to stare yourself down.~
self_room $n peers at $mself, crossing $s eyes in the process.~
notfound_char They aren't here.~
end

#SOCIAL
name worship
min_pos rest
found_char You fall on your knees and worship $N.~
found_vict $n falls to the ground and worships you.~
found_notvict $n falls on $s knees and worships $N.~
noarg_char You prostrate yourself and worship the gods!~
noarg_room $n prostrates $mself and worships the gods!~
self_char You worship yourself.~
self_room $n worships $mself.~
notfound_char You can't worship someone who isn't here.~
end

#SOCIAL
name bearhug
min_pos rest
found_char You overwhelm $N with a great, big, hulking bearhug.~
found_vict $n clutches you tightly in an overwhelming bearhug!~
found_notvict $n encompasses $N in an ENORMOUS bearhug!~
noarg_char Whom do you wish to bearhug?~
self_char You vainly clutch yourself in a bearhug for consolation.~
self_room $n hugs $mself as tightly as possible.  Looks like $e could use a hand.~
notfound_char Perhaps you should shower your affections on someone who is here?~
end

#SOCIAL
name innocent
min_pos rest
found_char You look at $N and bat your eyelashes -- the picture of innocence!~
found_vict $n looks at you and innocently bats $s eyelashes.~
found_notvict $n bats $s eyelashes innocently at $N.~
noarg_char You innocently whistle a tune.~
noarg_room $n looks around and whistles innocently.~
notfound_char Don't even TRY -- they've already left.~
end

#SOCIAL
name collapse
min_pos rest
found_char You collapse right into $N's arms.~
found_vict Suddenly, $n collapses into your arms from exhaustion.~
found_notvict $n collapses right into $N's arms.~
noarg_char You collapse on the floor from exhaustion.~
noarg_room $n dramatically collapses to the floor from exhaustion.~
notfound_char They've already left, just collapse on the floor.~
end

#SOCIAL
name stretch
min_pos rest
noarg_char You lean back and streeeeeettch your arms and legs.~
noarg_room $n stretches luxuriously.  Kinda makes you want to doesn't it?~
end

#SOCIAL
name spam
min_pos rest
found_char You SPAM $N mercilessly!~
found_vict You've been SPAMMED by $n!~
found_notvict $n spams $N!~
noarg_char You mutter, 'spam' quietly to yourself again and again.~
noarg_room $n rests in a corner and mutters 'spam' quietly to $mself.~
notfound_char Spam away -- they've left.~
end

#SOCIAL
name boast
min_pos rest
found_char You boast to $N of all your great deeds.~
found_vict Once again, $n boasts to you, what a bloated ego!~
found_notvict $n boasts to $N.~
noarg_char You boast loudly of all your amazing accomplishments.~
noarg_room $n boasts loudly in a pigheaded fashion.~
self_char You boast to yourself of all your great feats!  Your own biggest fan.~
self_room $n boasts to $mself -- what an ego!~
notfound_char Your ego takes a blow.  They've already left.~
end

#SOCIAL
name squirm
min_pos rest
found_char You look at $N and squirm with delight.~
found_vict $n looks at you and squirms with delight.~
found_notvict $n looks at $N and squirms with delight.~
noarg_char You squirm uncontrollably in your consternation.~
noarg_room $n squirms uncontrollably, suddenly looking very uncomfortable.~
end

#SOCIAL
name moo
min_pos rest
found_char You focus all your bovine Zen on $N, and speak your thoughts.  Muh-OOOOO!~
found_vict $n moos at you.  What could that possibly mean?~
found_notvict Slowly, $n looks at $N, chews $s cud, and muh-OOOOs!~
noarg_char You chew your cud and moo plaintively.  Muh-OOOOO!~
noarg_room $n turns cowlike eyes on you, chews $s cud, and moos plaintively.~
self_char You settle down into the center of your bovine Zen; the foolish world thinks you're just mooing.~
self_room $n is mooing at $mself again...  You look for an exit...~
notfound_char You'd better find someone else to moo at.~
end

#SOCIAL
name moon
min_pos rest
found_char You bend over and moon $N.~
found_vict $n bends over and gives you the vertical smile!~
found_notvict $n drops $s pants and rudely moons $N!~
noarg_char You drop your drawers and moon everyone in the room!~
noarg_room $n drops $s pants and gives you the vertical smile!~
self_char You try to moon yourself, but you can't see your A** that well.~
self_room $n nearly goes into convulsions while trying to moon $mself.~
notfound_char You stand, with your pants around your ankles, looking VERY silly!~
end

#SOCIAL
name goose
min_pos rest
found_char You tenderly goose $N on the tush.~
found_vict $n gooses you tenderly!~
found_notvict $n reaches around $N's backside and gooses $M tenderly.~
noarg_char Who would you like to goose?~
self_char You pinch yourself on the rear, you must be desperate.~
self_room $n pinches $mself on the rear.~
notfound_char You should go hunting for another victim, they left.~
end

#SOCIAL
name wince
min_pos rest
found_char You look at $N and wince at $S remark.~
found_vict $n winces at your remark.~
found_notvict $n winces at $N's remark.~
noarg_char You wince in agony.~
noarg_room $n winces in agony.~
end

#SOCIAL
name type
min_pos rest
noarg_char You can't type for crap tonight!  You give up in frustration!~
noarg_room $n throws $s hands up in disgust at $s lousy typing skills!~
end

#SOCIAL
name brb
min_pos rest
noarg_char Hope to see you soon!~
noarg_room $n will be right back!~
end

#SOCIAL
name mutter
min_pos rest
found_char You mutter something to $N.~
found_vict $n looks at you and mutters something nasty under $s breath.~
found_notvict $n looks at $N and mutters something nasty under $s breath.~
noarg_char You mutter quietly to yourself.~
noarg_room $n mutters something quietly to $mself.~
self_char You mutter quietly to yourself.~
self_room $n mutters something quietly to $mself.~
notfound_char There's nothing left for you to say, they've left!~
end

#SOCIAL
name rofl
min_pos rest
found_char You fall to the floor laughing at $N's remark.~
found_vict $n rolls on the floor laughing at your antics!~
found_notvict $n rolls on the floor laughing at $N's antics!~
noarg_char You roll on the floor, laughing hysterically.~
noarg_room $n falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically.~
end

#SOCIAL
name sob
min_pos rest
found_char You sob quietly to yourself because $N has hurt your feelings so badly.~
found_vict You feel like a cad because you've made $n sob.~
found_notvict $n sobs quietly to $mself because $N was a jerk!~
noarg_char You sob quietly to yourself.~
noarg_room $n sobs in misery.~
end

#SOCIAL
name pant
min_pos rest
found_char You pant lustily at $M.~
found_vict $n looks at you and pants lustily...~
found_notvict $n looks at $N and pants lustily.~
noarg_char You pant lustily.~
noarg_room $n pants lustily.~
end

#SOCIAL
name whine
min_pos rest
found_char You whine to $M, hoping desperately that at least $E will give a damn.~
found_vict $n whines pathetically to you.  What a loser!~
found_notvict $n whines pathetically to $N.~
noarg_char You whine to anyone who will listen to you.~
noarg_room $n whines pathetically to anyone who will listen.~
self_char You whine to yourself, probably the only one who will listen.~
self_room $n whines to $mself.  At least $e isn't bitching to YOU.~
notfound_char They really don't care.~
end

#SOCIAL
name flex
min_pos rest
found_char You show off to $N, flexing your muscles proudly.~
found_vict $n flexes $s muscles in a vain attempt to show off to you.~
found_notvict $n flexes $s muscles, in a vain attempt to impress $N.~
noarg_char You flex your muscles proudly!~
noarg_room $n flexes $s muscles...what a stud!?!~
end

#SOCIAL
name embrace
min_pos rest
found_char You wrap your arms around $N in a warm and loving embrace.~
found_vict $n takes you in $s arms in a warm and loving embrace.~
found_notvict $n wraps $s arms around $N in a warm and loving embrace.~
noarg_char Who would you like to embrace?~
self_char You try to console yourself with a loving embrace.~
self_room $n tries to console $mself by wrapping $s arms around $mself.~
notfound_char Your heart breaks as you realize you are alone.~
end

#SOCIAL
name duck
min_pos rest
found_char You duck defensively, anticipating the oncoming swipe from $N.~
found_vict $n ducks, please oh please don't hit $m!~
found_notvict $n ducks, anticipating $N's reaction.~
noarg_char DUCK!!!!~
noarg_room $n ducks defensively.~
end

#SOCIAL
name bonk
min_pos rest
found_char You bonk $N on the head for being such a moron.~
found_vict $n bonks you on the head for being so foolish.~
found_notvict $n bonks $N on the head for being such an UTTER moron.~
noarg_char ***BONK!!!***~
self_char You bonk yourself, fool that you are.~
self_room $n bonks $mself and grimaces in pain.~
notfound_char ***BONK*** they left...~
end

#SOCIAL
name squeal
min_pos rest
found_char You look at $N and squeal with delight!~
found_vict $n looks at you and squeals with delight!~
found_notvict $n squeals with delight at $N.~
noarg_char You squeal with delight!~
noarg_room $n lets out a sudden squeal of delight!~
end

#SOCIAL
name tackle
min_pos rest
found_char You tackle $N playfully.~
found_vict $n brings you down in a playful tackle!~
found_notvict $n playfully tackles $N.~
noarg_char You're going to tackle everyone in the room?!~
end

#SOCIAL
name spit
min_pos rest
found_char You spit on $N...you're gross!~
found_vict $n spits on you -- how gross!~
found_notvict $n spits on $N.~
noarg_char You spit in utter disgust.~
noarg_room $n spits in utter disgust!~
self_char You spit on yourself, pretty nasty eh?~
self_room $n spits on $mself...what a sicko!~
notfound_char Your victim isn't here.~
end

#SOCIAL
name life
min_pos rest
found_char $N needs to get a life!~
found_vict You need to get a life!~
found_notvict $N needs to get a life!~
noarg_char You try to get a life, and fail.~
noarg_room $n tries to get a life, and fails.~
self_char But you have none to give!~
self_room $n attempts to give $mself a life, but has none to spare.~
notfound_char Who needs a life?~
end

#SOCIAL
name mosh
min_pos rest
found_char You mosh sadistically against $N ... you WILL be punished.~
found_vict $n slams into you, moshing painfully against you.  That REALLY hurts!~
found_notvict $n bounces off of $N in a vain attempt to mosh... what a LOSER.~
noarg_char You mosh insanely around the room!~
noarg_room $n moshes insanely around the room!~
self_char Masochist!~
self_room $n throws $mself on the floor, grinding $mself into a bloody pulp~
notfound_char Hmmm...  your victim found a new dance partner.~
end

#SOCIAL
name flinch
min_pos rest
found_char Don't you wish you could just crawl under a rock and die?~
found_vict $n flinches in response to your cold rebuke.~
found_notvict $n sneaks a glance at $N and flinches.~
noarg_char EEEK... You flinch in obvious pain.~
noarg_room $n flinches in obvious pain... you wonder what $e did THIS time.~
self_char You can't belive what you've done...~
self_room $n twitches violently, shocked at $s own behavior.~
notfound_char Relax, $E is gone.~
end

#SOCIAL
name air
min_pos rest
found_char You hope $E appreciates your (total lack of) talent.~
found_vict $n plays a most excellent tune for you on $s most excellent air guitar.~
found_notvict $n is surrounded by air groupies.~
noarg_char You grab your air guitar and play for all you're worth.~
noarg_room $n air-guitars like a mad man ... EXCELLENT!!!~
self_char You play softly to yourself.~
notfound_char Awww... you have no audience!~
end

#SOCIAL
name tweak
min_pos rest
found_char You gently tweak $S cheek.  Isn't $E so CUTE?~
found_vict $n lovingly tweaks your cheek.  It reminds you of Grandma... sniff...~
found_notvict $n tweaked $N's cheek... don't they look so adorable together?~
noarg_char Tweak who?~
self_char You can't DO that.~
notfound_char *Sniff*  That cheek seems to be missing.~
end

#SOCIAL
name peck
min_pos rest
found_char Risking a slap to the face, you give $N a peck on the cheek.~
found_vict $n pecks you on the cheek, how sweet!~
found_notvict $n smiles and gives $N a chaste peck on the cheek.~
noarg_char Wouldn't you like to do that to a person, or do you prefer air?~
self_char You must REALLY like yourself.~
self_room $n tries in vain to wrap $s lips around $s cheeks.~
notfound_char I guess you scared them away...~
end

#SOCIAL
name explode
min_pos rest
found_char You feel your rage explode deep in the pit of your stomach...~
found_vict $n is ANGRY with you... I'd run if I were you!!!~
found_notvict $n burns holes through $N with his explosive anger!~
noarg_char You feel the blood boiling in your veins!~
noarg_room $n turns a deep red, fighting to contain $s temper...~
self_char Your soul burns brightly then fades to nothing.~
self_room $n implodes!!!  Only a grease spot remains where $e once stood.~
notfound_char Temper Temper... they left.~
end

#SOCIAL
name raspberry
min_pos rest
found_char You give $N the raspberry... and spit all over yourself.~
found_vict You are splattered with saliva as $n gives you the raspberry... HOW RUDE!~
found_notvict $n gives $N the raspberry... PHBT!  What a mess... Spit EVERYWHERE!~
noarg_char You stick your tongue out at ... well, no one.~
noarg_room $n sticks $s tongue out, catching a few flies in the process.~
self_char You try to stick your tongue out at yourself... somehow, it isn't the same.~
notfound_char Hang your tongue out if you like, $e isn't here.~
end

#SOCIAL
name flash
min_pos rest
found_char Swiftly you jerk open your jacket, trying to get $M to notice you.~
found_vict You gasp!  $n has just revealed $s "equipment" to you!~
found_notvict Cover your eyes, $n is exposing $mself to $n!  EWWWW!~
noarg_char You grin and strut as you open your coat and show what you've got!~
noarg_room $n rips $s clothes off and parades naked around the room!~
self_char That's sick.~
self_room PERVERT PRESENT!  $n is trying to flash $mself~
notfound_char Exhibitionist, that person isn't here!~
end

#SOCIAL
name strip
min_pos rest
found_char You start to undress $N ... one piece of clothing at a time...~
found_vict $n has started to strip you... woah BABY!~
found_notvict $n runs $s hands over $Ns body, slowly stripping away the clothing...~
noarg_char You do a slow strip tease for the people...~
noarg_room $n begins a slow, erotic strip-tease act...~
self_char You can't DO that in public!~
notfound_char Your toy doesn't seem to be here...~
end

#SOCIAL
name undress
min_pos rest
found_char You undress $M with your eyes... Kinky.~
found_vict Feeling exposed, you sense $n undressing you with $s eyes...~
found_notvict You feel the temperature of the room rise as $n lusts on $N...~
noarg_char You start to undress in the shadows, waiting for someone to notice.~
noarg_room $n begins to undress... $e is VERY sexy... *Pant*~
self_char A mirror would work better...~
notfound_char They are not here...~
end

#SOCIAL
name tongue
min_pos rest
found_char Mmmm... you give $N a good working over with your tongue...~
found_vict $n wraps $s tongue around you, moving it across your young, nubile flesh...~
found_notvict $n slides $s tongue over $N's body...~
noarg_char You slowly give your tongue a nice workout.~
self_char You slowly tongue yourself.~
self_room $n slowly tongues $mself... ICK.~
notfound_char Never around when required...~
end

#SOCIAL
name view
min_pos rest
noarg_char You sit back and watch the world go by.~
noarg_room $n kicks back and enjoys the view.~
end

#SOCIAL
name grumble
min_pos rest
found_char You grumble at $N, disgusted with their presence.~
found_vict $n is grumbling at you... what'd you do?~
found_notvict $n seems to be a grumpy bear... $e is grumbling at poor $N.~
noarg_char You grumble distractedly to yourself~
noarg_room $n grumbles and growls. You wonder what's wrong...~
self_char Why bother?~
notfound_char That person is presently AWOL.~
end

#SOCIAL
name cheer
min_pos rest
found_char You cheer $N on and wish $M good luck!~
found_vict You are cheered on by $n... you feel so loved!~
found_notvict *Yay!*  Go $N!!!  $n cheers $M on.~
noarg_char You cheer and dance as the joy within you bursts forth!~
noarg_room $n cheers and sings... $e is just BURSTING with joy!~
self_char You cheer silently for yourself since nobody else will~
self_room $n resorts to cheering for $mself... how sad.~
notfound_char Who? Huh? Where?  They're not here, that's for sure~
end

#SOCIAL
name plead
min_pos rest
noarg_char You beg and plead to anyone who will listen.~
noarg_room $n pleads $s case to anyone who will listen... You ALMOST feel sorry for $s.~
end

#SOCIAL
name charge
min_pos rest
found_char With surprising dexterity, you head-butt $N!~
found_vict OOF!  $n rammed $s head into your stomach!  That HURT.~
found_notvict $n ducks down low, charges forward, and head-butts $N!~
noarg_char You charge into the fray!~
noarg_room $n charges into the fray!  All guts, no brains.~
self_char You run your head into a brick wall.  OUCH!~
notfound_char Nobody 'round with that name, Mister!~
end

#SOCIAL
name criticize
min_pos rest
found_char You criticize $M with all the warmth of a snake.~
found_vict $n informs you that your attempts need some MAJOR adjustments.~
found_notvict With a nasty grin, $n rips apart $Ns efforts.~
noarg_char Yes, but who?~
self_char You criticize yourself profusely.~
self_room $n tears $mself apart, cursing $s own stupidity.~
notfound_char Where oh where has my victim gone, oh where oh where...~
end

#SOCIAL
name run
min_pos rest
found_char You run away from $N in complete terror!~
found_vict $n runs from you, fearing for $s life!~
found_notvict $n runs away from $N in utter terror and horror!~
noarg_char You run away in terror and horror!~
noarg_room $n runs away in utter terror!~
self_char Are you THAT ugly?~
self_room $n looks in the mirror, sees $s face, and runs away terrified!~
notfound_char No reason to be afraid, they aren't here.~
end

#SOCIAL
name judge
min_pos rest
found_char You judge $m on a scale of 1 to 10.~
found_vict $n judges your actions on a scale of 1 to 10 and comes up with ZERO!!!~
found_notvict On a scale from 1 to 10, $n thinks $N is a complete ZERO!!!~
noarg_char Yes, but who?~
self_char You don't REALLY want to do that.~
notfound_char They aren't here right now.~
end

#SOCIAL
name insane
min_pos rest
noarg_char You feel your sanity slipping away...~
noarg_room Before your eyes, $n's sanity is slipping away...~
end

#SOCIAL
name cover
min_pos rest
found_char You glare at $N and cover your ears.~
found_vict $n covers $s ears because of you... you are TOO LOUD!~
found_notvict $n glares at $N and covers $s ears.~
noarg_char You cover your ears to protect them from the noise.~
noarg_room $n covers $s ears to protect them from all the noise.~
self_char No... I don't think so.~
notfound_char They aren't here right now.~
end

#SOCIAL
name flare
min_pos rest
found_char You flare your nostrils disdainfully at $N... HOW RUDE!~
found_vict $n flares $s nostrils disdainfully at you... what'd you DO???~
found_notvict $n flares $s nostrils disdainfully at $N and turns up $s snobbish nose.~
noarg_char You flare your nostrils disdainfully.~
noarg_room $n flares $s nostrils disdainfully.~
self_char *Sniff*  But you should LOVE yourself!~
notfound_char Flare if you wish, but that person isn't here to see it.~
end

#SOCIAL
name head
min_pos rest
found_char You toss your head haughtily at $N.~
found_vict $n tossed $s head haughtily at you... :(~
found_notvict $n tosses her head haughtily at $N... what an ATTITUDE!~
noarg_char You toss your head haughtily.~
noarg_room $n tosses $s head haughtily.~
self_char Why would you do that?~
notfound_char That person is AWOL.~
end

#SOCIAL
name pie
min_pos rest
found_char You toss a pie at $N and hit $M right in the FACE!~
found_vict $n tossed a pie in your face... and now you are all covered in GOO!~
found_notvict $n tosses a pie at $N and hits $m right in the FACE!~
noarg_char You pick up a pie and toss it around for a bit.~
noarg_room $n picks up a pie and tosses it around for a bit.~
self_char You bury your face in the pie... yummmmm!!! :)~
self_room $n buries $s face in the pie, licking the pan clean.~
notfound_char That person isn't here...~
end

#SOCIAL
name cower
min_pos rest
found_char You cower away from $N and $S harsh words.~
found_vict You scared poor $n!  Now $S is cowering in a corner, afraid for $s life.~
found_notvict $n cowers in a corner, terrified that $N will come after $m.~
noarg_char You cower in a corner.~
noarg_room $n cowers in a corner and whimpers softly.~
self_char You are afraid of your own shadow!~
self_room $n cowers in the corner afraid of $s own shadow~
notfound_char That person is AWOL at the moment.~
end

#SOCIAL
name noogie
min_pos rest
found_char You grab $N, get $M in a head lock and NOOGIE $M!~
found_vict Oh NO, $n grabs you, throws you in a head lock and NOOGIES you!~
found_notvict $n grabs $N in a head lock and NOOGIES $M... ARGH!!!~
noarg_char You can't noogie the AIR!  It has no head.~
self_char You rub your head and create a static charge...~
self_room $n rubs $s OWN head and creates a static charge... *ZAP*~
notfound_char That person has gone off to other lands...~
end

#SOCIAL
name yeehaw
min_pos rest
noarg_char You mount your pony(?) and shout YEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAW!~
noarg_room $n bounces up and down screaming *YEEEEEEHAAAAAAW!*~
end

#SOCIAL
name pissed
min_pos rest
found_char You turn a stoney gaze toward $N... you are SOOO pissed at $N!~
found_vict $n is pissed at you now... What do you think $e'll DO?~
found_notvict $n glares at $n.... $n is SOOO PISSED at $m!~
noarg_char You are PISSED!~
noarg_room $n is PISSED so watch out!~
self_char You are PISSED at yourself!~
self_room $n is so pissed at $mself.  How could $e be so stupid???~
notfound_char That person is not here...~
end

#SOCIAL
name passout
min_pos rest
noarg_char You belch and pass out.~
noarg_room $n is OBVIOUSLY intoxicated... $e burps loudly and passes out!~
end

#SOCIAL
name adjust
min_pos rest
noarg_char You look around, make sure nobody is watching, and you adjust your "Tool."~
noarg_room $n looks around slyly, smiles, then reaches down and "adjusts" $mself...~
end

#SOCIAL
name scratch
min_pos rest
noarg_char You scratch yourself contentedly.~
noarg_room $n reaches down and scratches $mself...  Now $e looks VERY happy.~
end

#SOCIAL
name meditate
min_pos rest
noarg_char You assume a very comfortable position and begin to meditate.~
noarg_room $n rests and begins to meditate... $e chants softly to $mself.~
end

#SOCIAL
name bkiss
min_pos rest
found_char You blow a kiss at $N and wonder if $E will catch it.~
found_vict $n blows a kiss at you and hopes you'll blow one back at $m.~
found_notvict $n blows a kiss at $N ... isn't $e so CUTE?~
noarg_char You blow kisses to the air.~
noarg_room $n blows kisses at no one in particular.~
self_char You blow a kiss to yourself... isn't the world beautiful?~
self_room $n blows a kiss to $mself, obviously very in love.~
notfound_char You kiss falls to the ground with no one to go to.~
end

#SOCIAL
name beer
min_pos rest
found_char You toss a bottle of beer at $N.~
found_vict $n tossed you a bottle of beer... I think $e wants something...~
found_notvict $n tosses a bottle of beer at $N ... let's just hope $e'll catch it!~
noarg_char You pull out a six-pack.~
noarg_room $n starts to juggle a six-pack of beer.~
self_char You pop off the top and down a beer.~
self_room $n pops the top off a bottle of beer and downs it in one gulp.~
notfound_char The bottle crashes to the floor and shatters.~
end

#SOCIAL
name bcatch
min_pos rest
noarg_char You reach out and rescue the bottle from its flight.~
noarg_room $n reaches out and grabs the bottle of beer tossed to $m.~
end

#SOCIAL
name claw
min_pos rest
found_char You claw $S eyes out... GROSS!~
found_vict $n buries $s nails in your eyes and you are blinded by your own blood!~
found_notvict $n buries $s nails in $N's eyes ... OH GOD, THE BLOOD!~
noarg_char You tighten your hands into a fist.~
noarg_room $n clenches $s fists until blood drips from them...~
self_char You claw yourself to shreds!~
self_room $n rips $mself to shreds with $s fingernails!~
notfound_char They aren't here to claw.~
end

#SOCIAL
name rose
min_pos rest
found_char You give $M a pretty rose.~
found_vict $n hands you a beautiful ---'---,--{{@@~
found_notvict $n hands $N a beautiful rose.~
noarg_char Who would you like to give it to?~
self_char You give yourself a rose and feel a little sad...~
self_room $n gives $mself a rose, dont you feel sorry for $m?~
notfound_char They seem to have left.~
end

#SOCIAL
name laces
min_pos rest
found_char With the greatest of stealth, you tie $S shoelaces together.~
found_vict You try to take a step, and you hit the world facedown!  Someone must have tied your shoelaces together!~
found_notvict $n sneaks up to $N and ties $S shoelaces together.~
noarg_char Whose laces?~
self_char You tie your own shoelaces together, try to walk, and promptly fall.~
self_room $n cleverly ties $s own shoelaces together, tries to walk, and sprawls flat on the floor.~
notfound_char Whose laces?~
end

#SOCIAL
name tag
min_pos rest
found_char >From nowhere, you pounce on $N and TAG $M remorselessly!  BWAHAHA!!!~
found_vict $n pounces on you and >>> TAGS <<< you!  You're IT!~
found_notvict $n dives from the shadows and TAGS $N.  $N IS IT!~
noarg_char Tag whom?~
noarg_room $n casts about for someone to tag.~
self_char Unable to catch anyone else, you do the intelligent thing and tag yourself. You're still IT!~
self_room Unable to catch anyone else, $n tags $mself.  Are you impressed?~
notfound_char Who were you going to tag, then?~
end

#SOCIAL
name tank
min_pos rest
found_char You offer to tank for $N.~
found_vict $n offers to tank for you!~
found_notvict $n offers to tank for $N.~
noarg_char You boldly offer to tank for your everyone else.  Are you sure you know what you're getting into?~
noarg_room $n offers to tank!~
self_char No one will tank for you, eh?!? WELL, YOU'LL SHOW THEM!  (right?)~
self_room In dazzling chivalry, $n offers to tank-- for $mself!~
notfound_char Tank for whom?~
end

#SOCIAL
name starve
min_pos rest
found_char You throw yourself upon $S mercy, begging for food.~
found_vict $n is starving before your eyes!  Could you spare some food, please?~
found_notvict $n begs $N for food.  One would think that magic would have cured hunger by now...~
noarg_char You show your prominent ribs and hope that someone will take pity.~
noarg_room $n is withering before your eyes!  Starvation!~
notfound_char Sorry, but that person isn't around-- looks like you'll starve.~
end

#SOCIAL
name aargh
min_pos rest
found_char You scream your frustration and grab for $S throat with both hands!~
found_vict $n grabs for your throat with two hands, howling in frustration!~
found_notvict $n howls in frustration, and leaps for $N, trying to throttle $M!~
noarg_char AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!~
noarg_room $n throws back $s head and howls in profound frustration!~
self_char You scream in frustration at your own stupidity!~
self_room $n screams in frustration at $s own stupidity!~
notfound_char You get even MORE frustrated when you can't find anyone to throttle!~
end

#SOCIAL
name homework
min_pos rest
noarg_char Your suddenly remember that you have to defend your thesis today...~
noarg_room $n looks stricken.  Could $e have blown off some important homework?~
end

#SOCIAL
name puff
min_pos rest
noarg_char You mimic Puff at her most annoying.~
noarg_room $n says, "Did you know that I'm written in C?"~
end

#SOCIAL
name yae
min_pos rest
found_char There's Yet Another Eeediot in the room, and you're looking right at $M.~
found_vict $n glares at you, obviously not impressed with your intelligence.~
found_notvict $n clearly believes that $N is an Eeediot!~
noarg_char You sigh, burdened with Yet Another Eeediot.~
noarg_room $n sighs, burdened with Yet Another Eeediot.~
self_char You bonk yourself for the Eeediot you are!~
self_room $n bonks $mself, HARD, and curses $mself for the Eeediot $e is!~
notfound_char There are plenty of Eeediots, but that one doesn't seem to be present.~
end

#SOCIAL
name lightbulb
min_pos rest
noarg_char *Ding!*  Inspiration!~
noarg_room A light bulb appears above $n's head!~
end

#SOCIAL
name voodoo
min_pos rest
found_char You stare daggers at $N, jabbing pins into $S effigy.~
found_vict Your heart lurches in your chest, and fiery pain stabs through your skull!~
found_notvict $n glares balefully at $N while stabbing a pin into a voodoo doll.~
noarg_char Bad juju like this has to be directed at a person.~
noarg_room $n looks hostile for a moment.~
self_char You stab a pin into your own voodoo doll!  Agony!~
self_room $n jabs a pin into $s own voodoo doll, and twitches in agony!~
notfound_char Your hatred finds no such target.~
end

#SOCIAL
name ogg
min_pos rest
found_char Engage!~
found_vict $n oggs your head with photon torpedos!  You are reeling.~
found_notvict $n oggs $N's head with photon torpedos!  $N reels.~
noarg_char Ogg who?~
self_char If you do that, the universe will explode.~
self_room $n almost oggs $mself, but wisely reconsiders.~
notfound_char You can't find your target.~
end

#SOCIAL
name confused
min_pos rest
found_char You blink slowly, trying to decipher $S comment.~
found_vict $n blinks slowly.  Maybe you left a word out of your sentence?~
found_notvict $n blinks slowly.  Maybe $N left a word out of $S sentence...~
noarg_char Your confusion is showing.~
noarg_room $n blinks slowly...~
notfound_char No wonder you're confused.~
end

#SOCIAL
name beam
min_pos rest
found_char You dazzle $N with your smile.~
found_vict $n must like you a great deal to beam at you so broadly!~
found_notvict $n must like $N a great deal to beam at $M so broadly!~
noarg_char You beam delightedly at nothing in particular.~
noarg_room $n beams broadly at nothing in particular.~
self_char Well, aren't you special?~
self_room $n beams at $mself, obviously pleased.~
notfound_char You look pretty silly beaming at imaginary friends...~
end

#SOCIAL
name bite
min_pos rest
found_char You bite $N on the neck.~
found_vict $n bites you on the neck.~
found_notvict $n bites $N on the neck!~
noarg_char You glare around, muttering "Bite me..." under your breath.~
noarg_room $n glares around, muttering "Bite me..." under $s breath.~
self_char You bite your knuckle in anguish.~
self_room $n bites $s knuckle in anguish...the tragedy!~
notfound_char Hungry?  No such luck.~
end

#SOCIAL
name discodance
min_pos rest
found_char You grab $N and disco wildly!  Groovy!~
found_vict $n grabs you and does $m best Travolta!~
found_notvict $n grabs $N and does $m best Travolta!~
noarg_char Groovy!~
noarg_room $n discos wildly!~
notfound_char It's okay, you can disco solo too.~
end

#SOCIAL
name scuff
min_pos rest
found_char You scuff your foot, avoiding $N's gaze.~
found_vict $n scuffs $s foot and shyly avoids your gaze.~
found_notvict $n scuffs $s foot and shyly avoids $N's gaze.~
noarg_char You scuff your foot sheepishly.~
noarg_room $n scuffs $s foot in the dirt, looking very sheepish.~
notfound_char They aren't here.~
end

#SOCIAL
name whap
min_pos rest
found_char You whap $N upside the head!~
found_vict HEY!  $n whaps you upside the head!~
found_notvict With a resounding WHAP!, $n reprimands $N.~
noarg_char Whap who?~
self_char Ow! You give yourself a resounding whap upside the head.~
self_room Biff!  $n whaps $mself upside the head!~
notfound_char Whiff...~
end

#SOCIAL
name lag
min_pos rest
noarg_char Yes, yes.~
noarg_room $n is   m o v i n g      v  e    ry  sl  o w   l   y ...~
end

#SOCIAL
name chortle
min_pos rest
found_char You chortle mischievously at $N.~
found_vict $n chortles mischievously at you.~
found_notvict $n chortles mischievously at $N.~
noarg_char Heh.~
noarg_room $n chortles mischievously.~
self_char You chortle at your own joke.~
self_room $n chortles at $s own joke.  Don't bother.~
notfound_char Took you a while to get that....they aren't here.~
end

#SOCIAL
name zerbert
min_pos rest
found_char You lift $N's shirt and blow loudly into $S navel!~
found_vict Yeek!  $n lifts your shirt and blows loudly into your navel!~
found_notvict $n lifts $N's shirt and blows loudly into $S navel!~
noarg_char Gotta zerbert SOMEBODY.~
self_char Careful, people are staring...~
self_room $n looks around furtively, and then bends over and blows loudly into $s own navel!~
notfound_char You missed.~
end

#SOCIAL
name twitch
min_pos rest
found_char You twitch involuntarily at $N's presence.~
found_vict $n notices you and twitches.~
found_notvict $N must really be getting to $n...~
noarg_char You twitch nervously.~
noarg_room $n twitches nervously.~
notfound_char Nervous? They aren't even here.~
end

#SOCIAL
name leer
min_pos rest
found_char You leer at $N like the pervert you are.~
found_vict $n eyes you up and down, leering like a filthy pervert!~
found_notvict $n eyes $N up and down, leering like a filthy pervert!~
noarg_char You peer around the room, leering like the pervert you are!~
noarg_room $n peers about, leering like a filthy pervert!~
self_char Desperation has reached new heights, hasn't it?~
self_room $n leers at $mself shamelessly.~
notfound_char You'll have to settle for memories -- that person isn't here.~
end

#SOCIAL
name polite
min_pos rest
found_char You indicate your underappreciation of $S joke.~
found_vict $n gives a politle but unappreciative chuckle to your joke.~
found_notvict $n gives a polite little chuckle to $N's joke.~
noarg_char You give a polite little chuckle.~
noarg_room $n gives a polite little chuckle.~
self_char You chuckle at your own joke, since no one else would.~
self_room $n chuckles at $s own joke, since none of you would.~
notfound_char You can't find a friend to chuckle with.~
end

#SOCIAL
name mischievous
min_pos rest
found_char You grin mischievously at $M, thinking an evil thought.~
found_vict $n grins mischievously at you.  You inch toward the door.~
found_notvict $n grins mischievously at $N.  $m must be thinking something evil.~
noarg_char You give a mischievous smile at the trouble you have in mind.~
noarg_room $n grins mischievously at a nasty idea.~
self_char You grin mischievously to yourself.~
self_room $n grins mischievously to $mself.~
notfound_char You must be delirious.~
end

#SOCIAL
name accept
min_pos rest
noarg_char You accept the proferred apology graciously.~
noarg_room $n graciously accepts the proferred apology.~
end

#SOCIAL
name anticipate
min_pos rest
noarg_char You murmur 'Sssssoonnn, my presssssciousssss...'~
noarg_room $n murmurs 'Ssssssooonnnn, my pressssscioussss...'~
end

#SOCIAL
name shudder
min_pos rest
noarg_char You shudder at the horror and repress tears.~
noarg_room $n shudders at the horror and represses tears.~
end

#SOCIAL
name powertrip
min_pos rest
noarg_char You scream 'The PPppppPOOOOoooWWWwwwErrRRR!' and writhe.~
noarg_room $n writhes, screaming 'The PPppppPOOOOoooWWWwwwErrRRR!'~
end

#SOCIAL
name mull
min_pos rest
noarg_char You mull over the idea at hand, asking for patience.~
noarg_room $n mulls over the idea at hand.  Please be patient.~
end

#SOCIAL
name wait
min_pos rest
noarg_char You wait patiently.~
noarg_room $n waits patiently.~
end

#SOCIAL
name bat
min_pos rest
noarg_char You bat your long, dark lashes and smile innocently.~
noarg_room $n bats $s long, dark lashes and smiles innocently.~
end

#SOCIAL
name sage
min_pos rest
noarg_char You nod sagely.~
noarg_room $n nods sagely.~
end

#SOCIAL
name contemplate
min_pos rest
noarg_char You bite your lip contemplatively.~
noarg_room $n bites $s lip contemplatively.~
end

#SOCIAL
name agree
min_pos rest
found_char You nod in enthusiastic agreement with $N.~
found_vict $n nods in enthusiastic agreement with you.~
found_notvict $n nods in enthusiastic agreement with $N.~
noarg_char You agree absolutely.~
noarg_room $n agrees absolutely.~
self_char You find yourself most agreeable.~
self_room $n finds $mself the most agreeable being alive.~
notfound_char Sorry, your target is absent.~
end

#SOCIAL
name toast
min_pos rest
found_char You raise your glass of champagne to $S.~
found_vict $n silently toasts you.~
found_notvict $n silently toasts $N.~
noarg_char You raise a glass of champagne in a toast.~
noarg_room $n raises $s glass of champagne in a toast.~
self_char You grin evilly and toast yourself.~
self_room $n grins evilly and toasts $mself.~
notfound_char Your object of praise is absent.~
end

#SOCIAL
name conspire
min_pos rest
found_char You induct $S into your private conspiracy with a wink.~
found_vict $n inducts you into $m private conspiracy with a wink.~
found_notvict $n winks conspiratorily at $N.  You wonder what this can mean.~
noarg_char You wink conspiratorily, waiting for the countersign.~
noarg_room $n winks conspiratorily, waiting for the countersign.~
self_char $n is paranoid enough to distrust even $mself.~
notfound_char Even you conspire against yourself.~
end

#SOCIAL
name support
min_pos rest
found_char You hug $M supportively and smile.~
found_vict $n hugs you supportively and smiles.~
found_notvict $n hugs $N supportively and smiles.~
noarg_char You fully support the plan.~
noarg_room $n fully supports the plan.~
self_char You hug yourself sadly.~
self_room $n hugs $mself sadly.  Perhaps you could help?~
notfound_char Sorry, friend, I can't see that person here.~
end

#SOCIAL
name pound
min_pos rest
found_char You pound $M into a bloody mass.~
found_vict $n pounds you into a bloody mass.~
found_notvict $n pounds $N into a bloody mass.~
noarg_char You make vague pounding motions with your fist at the thought.~
noarg_room $n makes vague pounding motions with $m fist at the thought.~
notfound_char Sorry, friend, I can't see that person here.~
end

#SOCIAL
name wrist
min_pos rest
found_char You slaps $M wrist sharply.~
found_vict $n slaps your wrist sharply.~
found_notvict $n slaps $N's wrist sharply.~
noarg_char You hold out out a wrist for a slap.~
noarg_room $n holds out a wrist for a slap.~
self_char You slap your own wrist.~
self_room $n slaps $m own wrist.~
notfound_char Sorry, friend, I can't see that person here.~
end

#SOCIAL
name romeo
min_pos rest
noarg_char You light up a Romeo y Julietta cigar and puff contentedly.~
noarg_room $n lights up a Romeo y Julietta cigar and puffs contentedly.~
end

#SOCIAL
name camel
min_pos rest
found_char You light a Camel cigarette for $M.~
found_vict $n lights a Camel cigarette for you.~
found_notvict $n lights a Camel cigarette for $N.~
noarg_char You pretend you are a camel.~
noarg_room $n pretends to be a camel.~
self_char You light a Camel cigarette and inhale sharply.~
self_room $n lights a Camel cigarette and inhales sharply.~
notfound_char You don't see that personhere.~
end

#SOCIAL
name whip
min_pos rest
found_char You flick your whip across $M bare back.~
found_vict $n flicks a whip across your back... the pain.. the pleasure..~
found_notvict $n flicks $s whip across $N's bare back.~
noarg_char You crack your bullwhip menacingly.~
noarg_room $n cracks a bullwhip menacingly.~
self_char You whip yourself into a frenzy.~
self_room $n whips $mself into a frenzy.~
notfound_char Sorry, friend, I can't see that person here.~
end

#SOCIAL
name cramp
min_pos rest
found_char You hammerlock $M, screaming, "AAAAARRRRRGH!! I HAVE A CRAMP!!!"~
found_vict $n hammerlocks you, screaming "AAAAARRRRRGH!! I HAVE A CRAMP!!!"~
found_notvict $n hammerlocks $N, screaming, "AAAAARRRRRGH!! I HAVE A CRAMP!!!".~
noarg_char You gasp and clutch your abdomen, wheezing with the pain.~
noarg_room $n gasps and clutches $m abdomen in agony.~
notfound_char Suffering as you are, you didn't see that person slip out.~
end

#SOCIAL
name make
min_pos rest
found_char You steam up the windows with $M.~
found_vict $n starts steaming up the windows with you.~
found_notvict $n and $N start steaming up the windows.~
noarg_char You breathe heavily and wetly.~
noarg_room $n breathes heavily and wetly.~
notfound_char Sorry, friend, I can't see that person here.~
end

#SOCIAL
name sweep
min_pos rest
found_char You sweep $M into your arms and kiss $M long and deeply.~
found_vict $n sweeps you into $s arms and kisses you long and deeply.~
found_notvict $n sweeps $N into $s arms and kisses $M long and deeply.~
noarg_char You look at your empty arms and sigh.~
noarg_room $n looks at $s empty arms and sighs.~
notfound_char The object of your kiss is absent.~
end

#SOCIAL
name buff
min_pos rest
noarg_char You buff your nails on your cloak.~
noarg_room $n buffs $s nails on $s cloak.~
end

#SOCIAL
name liver
min_pos rest
found_char You rip out $S liver and eat it.~
found_vict $n rips out your liver and eats it.~
found_notvict $n rips out $N's liver and eats it.~
noarg_char You look angrily for someone to disembowel.~
noarg_room $n angrily for someone to disembowel.~
notfound_char The object of your wrath is absent.~
end

#SOCIAL
name wrestle
min_pos rest
found_char You wrestle $M to the floor and pin $M there.~
found_vict $n wrestles you to the floor and pins you.~
found_notvict $n wrestles $N to the floor, pinning $M there.~
self_char You wrestle with your conscience.~
self_room $n wrestles with $m conscience.~
notfound_char Sorry, friend, I can't see that person here.~
end

#SOCIAL
name tie
min_pos rest
found_char You grab $N and tie $M to the bedposts.~
found_vict $n grabs you and ties you securely to a four poster bed.~
found_notvict $n grabs $N and ties $S to a four poster bed.~
noarg_char You toy with a pair of handcuffs suggestively.~
noarg_room $n toys suggestively with a pair of handcuffs.~
notfound_char Sorry, friend, I can't see that person here.~
end

#SOCIAL
name tight
min_pos rest
found_char You hold $M tightly in your arms.~
found_vict $n holds you in $m arms.~
found_notvict $n holds $N tightly in $m arms.~
notfound_char Sorry, friend, I can't see that person here.~
end

#SOCIAL
name fatality
min_pos rest
found_char You intone, '$N wins.  Fatality.'~
found_vict $n intones, '$N wins.  Fatality.'~
found_notvict $n intones, '$N wins.  Fatality.'~
end

#SOCIAL
name yowl
min_pos rest
noarg_char You yowl in frustration.~
noarg_room $n yowls in frustration!~
end

#SOCIAL
name silly
min_pos rest
noarg_char You do the silly walk all around the room.~
noarg_room $n does the silly walk all around the room.  $e *is* silly.~
end

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