#SOCIAL name shoes min_pos rest noarg_char You remove your shoes.~ noarg_room $n removes $s shoes.~ end #SOCIAL name gack min_pos rest found_char Appalled, you gack at $N.~ found_vict $n gacks, and looks your way, dismayed.~ found_notvict $n gacks expressively, shooting $N a dismayed look.~ noarg_char Gaaack!~ noarg_room $n gacks with dismay!~ self_char *GACK!*~ self_room Appalled, $n gacks at $mself!~ notfound_char That person isn't here.~ end #SOCIAL name kiss min_pos rest found_char You kiss $M.~ found_vict $n kisses you.~ found_notvict $n kisses $N.~ noarg_char Isn't there someone you want to kiss?~ self_char All the lonely people :(~ notfound_char Never around when required.~ end #SOCIAL name bounce min_pos rest found_char You bounce onto $S lap and wiggle about.~ found_vict $n bounces onto your lap and wiggles about.~ found_notvict $n bounces onto $N's lap and wiggles about.~ noarg_char BOIINNNNNNGG!~ noarg_room $n bounces around with a happy smile.~ self_char You bounce your head like a basketball.~ self_room $n plays basketball with $s head.~ notfound_char You don't see your plaything.~ end #SOCIAL name smile min_pos rest found_char You smile at $M.~ found_vict $n smiles at you.~ found_notvict $n beams a smile at $N.~ noarg_char You smile happily.~ noarg_room $n smiles happily.~ self_char You smile at yourself.~ self_room $n smiles at $mself.~ notfound_char There's no one by that name around.~ end #SOCIAL name dance min_pos rest found_char You lead $M to the dancefloor.~ found_vict $n sends you across the dancefloor.~ found_notvict $n sends $N across the dancefloor.~ noarg_char Feels silly, doesn't it?~ noarg_room $n dances wildly before you!~ self_char You skip and dance around by yourself.~ self_room $n skips a light Fandango.~ notfound_char Eh, WHO?~ end #SOCIAL name cackle min_pos rest found_char You cackle gleefully at $N~ found_vict $n cackles gleefully at you. Better keep your distance from $m.~ found_notvict $n cackles gleefully at $N.~ noarg_char You cackle gleefully.~ noarg_room $n throws back $s head and cackles with insane glee!~ self_char You cackle at yourself. Now, THAT'S strange!~ self_room $n is really crazy now! $e cackles at $mself.~ notfound_char You can't find a friend to cackle with.~ end #SOCIAL name laugh min_pos rest found_char You laugh at $N mercilessly.~ found_vict $n laughs at you mercilessly. Hmmmmph.~ found_notvict $n laughs at $N mercilessly.~ noarg_char You fall down laughing.~ noarg_room $n falls down laughing.~ self_char You laugh at yourself. I would, too.~ self_room $n laughs at $mself. Let's all join in!!!~ notfound_char You can't find the butt of your joke.~ end #SOCIAL name giggle min_pos rest found_char You giggle in $S presence.~ found_vict $n giggles at you. Hope it's not contagious!~ found_notvict $n giggles at $N's actions.~ noarg_char You giggle.~ noarg_room $n giggles.~ self_char You giggle at yourself, which makes you giggle at yourself, which makes you ...~ self_room $n giggles at $mself. $e must be nervous or something.~ notfound_char You giggle by yourself, since you can't find a partner to giggle with.~ end #SOCIAL name shake min_pos rest found_char You shake $S hand.~ found_vict $n shakes your hand.~ found_notvict $n shakes $N's hand.~ noarg_char You shake your head.~ noarg_room $n shakes $s head.~ self_char You are shaken by yourself.~ self_room $n shakes and quivers like a bowl full of jelly.~ notfound_char Sorry good buddy, but that person doesn't seem to be here.~ end #SOCIAL name puke min_pos rest found_char You puke on $M.~ found_vict $n spews vomit and pukes all over your clothing!~ found_notvict $n pukes on $N.~ noarg_char You puke...chunks everywhere!!! YUK!~ noarg_room $n pukes.~ self_char You puke on yourself.~ self_room $n pukes on $s clothes.~ notfound_char Once again?~ end #SOCIAL name growl min_pos rest found_char Grrrrrrrrrr....take that, $N!!!~ found_vict $n growls at you. Hey, two can play it that way!~ found_notvict $n growls at $N. Better leave the room before the fighting starts.~ noarg_char Grrrrrrrrrr...~ noarg_room $n growls.~ self_char You growl at yourself. Boy, do you feel bitter!~ self_room $n growls at $mself. This could get interesting...~ notfound_char No one can see you growl that far.~ end #SOCIAL name scream min_pos rest found_char ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!! Yes, it MUST have been $S fault!!!~ found_vict $n screams at you! That's not nice! *sniff*~ found_notvict $n screams loudly at $N. Better leave before $n blames you, too!!!~ noarg_char ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!~ noarg_room $n screams loudly!~ self_char You scream at yourself. Yes, that's ONE way of relieving tension!~ self_room $n screams loudly at $mself! Is there a full moon up?~ notfound_char Your lungs can't reach that far!~ end #SOCIAL name comfort min_pos rest found_char You comfort $M.~ found_vict $n comforts you.~ found_notvict $n comforts $N.~ noarg_char Do you feel uncomfortable?~ self_char You make a vain attempt to comfort yourself.~ self_room $n has no one to comfort $m but $mself~ notfound_char Comfort who?~ end #SOCIAL name sigh min_pos rest found_char You sigh as you think of $M.~ found_vict $n sighs as $e thinks of you. Touching, huh?~ found_notvict $n sighs at the sight of $N.~ noarg_char You sigh.~ noarg_room $n sighs.~ self_char You sigh at yourself. You MUST be lonely.~ self_room $n sighs at $mself. What a sorry sight.~ notfound_char You really sigh, since you don't see your friend.~ end #SOCIAL name sulk min_pos rest noarg_char You sulk.~ noarg_room $n sulks in the corner.~ end #SOCIAL name hug min_pos rest found_char You hug $M.~ found_vict $n hugs you.~ found_notvict $n hugs $N.~ noarg_char Hug who?~ self_char You hug yourself.~ self_room $n hugs $mself in a vain attempt to get friendship.~ notfound_char Sorry, friend, I can't see that person here.~ end #SOCIAL name snuggle min_pos rest found_char You snuggle $M.~ found_vict $n snuggles up to you.~ found_notvict $n snuggles up to $N.~ noarg_char Who?~ self_char You snuggle up, getting ready to sleep.~ self_room $n snuggles up, getting ready to sleep.~ notfound_char They aren't here.~ end #SOCIAL name cuddle min_pos rest found_char You cuddle $M.~ found_vict $n cuddles you.~ found_notvict $n cuddles $N.~ noarg_char Who do you feel like cuddling today?~ self_char You must feel very cuddly indeed ... :)~ self_room $n cuddles up to $s shadow. What a sorry sight.~ notfound_char They aren't here.~ end #SOCIAL name nuzzle min_pos rest found_char You nuzzle $S neck softly.~ found_vict $n softly nuzzles your neck.~ found_notvict $n softly nuzzles $N's neck.~ noarg_char Nuzzle who??~ self_char I'm sorry, friend, but that's impossible.~ notfound_char No.. they aren't here..~ end #SOCIAL name cry min_pos rest found_char You cry on $S shoulder.~ found_vict $n cries on your shoulder.~ found_notvict $n cries on $N's shoulder.~ noarg_char Waaaaah..~ noarg_room $n bursts into tears.~ self_char You cry to yourself.~ self_room $n sobs quietly to $mself.~ notfound_char Who's that?~ end #SOCIAL name poke min_pos rest found_char You poke $M in the ribs.~ found_vict $n pokes you in the ribs.~ found_notvict $n pokes $N in the ribs.~ noarg_char Poke who??~ self_char You poke yourself in the ribs, feeling very silly.~ self_room $n pokes $mself in the ribs, looking very sheepish.~ notfound_char You can't poke someone who's not here!.~ end #SOCIAL name accuse min_pos rest found_char You look accusingly at $M.~ found_vict $n looks accusingly at you.~ found_notvict $n looks accusingly at $N.~ noarg_char Accuse who??~ noarg_room $n is in an accusing mood.~ self_char You accuse yourself.~ self_room $n seems to have a bad conscience.~ notfound_char Accuse somebody who's not even there ??~ end #SOCIAL name grin min_pos rest found_char You grin evilly at $M.~ found_vict $n grins evilly at you. Hmmm. Better keep your distance.~ found_notvict $n grins evilly at $N.~ noarg_char You grin evilly.~ noarg_room $n grins evilly.~ self_char You grin at youself. You must be getting very bad thoughts.~ self_room $n grins at $mself. You must wonder what's in $s mind.~ notfound_char You must be delirious.~ end #SOCIAL name bow min_pos rest found_char You bow before $M.~ found_vict $n bows before you.~ found_notvict $n bows before $N.~ noarg_char You bow deeply.~ noarg_room $n bows deeply.~ self_char You kiss your toes.~ self_room $n folds up like a jacknife and kisses $s own toes.~ notfound_char Who's that?~ end #SOCIAL name applaud min_pos rest found_char You clap at $N's actions.~ found_vict $n gives you a round of applause. You MUST'VE done something good!~ found_notvict $n claps at $N's actions.~ noarg_char Clap, clap, clap.~ noarg_room $n gives a round of applause.~ self_char You applaud at yourself. Boy, are we conceited!~ self_room $n applauds at $mself. Boy, are we conceited!~ notfound_char You give your imaginary round of applause to your imaginary friend.~ end #SOCIAL name blush min_pos rest found_char You get all flustered up seeing $M.~ found_vict $n blushes as $e sees you here. Such an effect on people!~ found_notvict $n blushes as $e sees $N here.~ noarg_char Your cheeks are burning.~ noarg_room $n blushes.~ self_char You blush at your own folly.~ self_room $n blushes as $e notices $s boo-boo.~ notfound_char You blush as you notice that person isn't here.~ end #SOCIAL name burp min_pos rest found_char You burp loudly to $M in response.~ found_vict $n burps loudly in response to your remark.~ found_notvict $n burps loudly in response to $N's remark.~ noarg_char You burp loudly.~ noarg_room $n burps loudly.~ self_char You burp at yourself.~ self_room $n burps at $mself. What a sick sight.~ notfound_char You can't find your victim.~ end #SOCIAL name chuckle min_pos rest found_char You chuckle at $S joke.~ found_vict $n chuckles at your joke.~ found_notvict $n chuckles at $N's joke.~ noarg_char You chuckle politely.~ noarg_room $n chuckles politely.~ self_char You chuckle at your own joke, since no one else would.~ self_room $n chuckles at $s own joke, since none of you would.~ notfound_char You can't find a friend to chuckle with.~ end #SOCIAL name clap min_pos rest found_char You clap at $S performance.~ found_vict $n claps at your performance.~ found_notvict $n claps at $N's performance.~ noarg_char You clap your hands together.~ noarg_room $n shows $s approval by clapping $s hands together.~ self_char You clap at your own performance.~ self_room $n claps at $s own performance.~ notfound_char You clap for nothing.~ end #SOCIAL name cough min_pos rest noarg_char Yuck, try to cover your mouth next time!~ noarg_room $n coughs loudly.~ end #SOCIAL name curtsey min_pos rest found_char You curtsey to $M.~ found_vict $n curtseys gracefully for you.~ found_notvict $n curtseys gracefully to $N.~ noarg_char You curtsey to your audience.~ noarg_room $n curtseys gracefully.~ self_char You curtsey to your audience (yourself).~ self_room $n curtseys to $mself, since no one is paying attention to $m.~ notfound_char You curtsey to no one in particular.~ end #SOCIAL name fart min_pos rest found_char You fart at $M. Boy, you are sick.~ found_vict $n farts in your direction. You gasp for air.~ found_notvict $n farts in the direction of $N. Better flee before $e turns to you!~ noarg_char Where are your manners ?~ noarg_room $n lets off a real rip-roarer ... a greenish cloud envelops $n!~ self_char You fart at yourself. You deserve it.~ self_room $n farts at $mself. Better $m than you.~ notfound_char You can't hold it that long!~ end #SOCIAL name flip min_pos rest found_char You flip $M over your shoulder.~ found_vict $n flips you over $s shoulder. Hmmmm.~ found_notvict $n flips $N over $s shoulder.~ noarg_char You flip head over heels.~ noarg_room $n flips head over heels.~ self_char You tumble all over the room.~ self_room $n does some nice tumbling and gymnastics.~ notfound_char You can't find the person.~ end #SOCIAL name fondle min_pos rest found_char You fondly fondle $M.~ found_vict $n fondly fondles you.~ found_notvict $n fondly fondles $N.~ noarg_char Who needs to be fondled ?~ self_char You fondly fondle yourself, feels funny doesn't it?~ self_room $n fondly fondles $mself - this is going too far!!~ notfound_char You fondly try to fondle someone not in the room, but who cares.~ end #SOCIAL name frown min_pos rest found_char You frown at what $E did.~ found_vict $n frowns at what you did.~ found_notvict $n frowns at what $N did.~ noarg_char You frown disapprovingly.~ noarg_room $n frowns.~ self_char You frown at yourself. Poor baby.~ self_room $n frowns at $mself. What a sad puppy....~ notfound_char You don't see any reason to frown.~ end #SOCIAL name gasp min_pos rest found_char You gasp as you realize what $E did.~ found_vict $n gasps as $e realizes what you did.~ found_notvict $n gasps as $e realizes what $N did.~ noarg_char You gasp in astonishment.~ noarg_room $n gasps in astonishment.~ self_char You look at yourself and gasp!~ self_room $n takes one look at $mself and gasps in astonisment!~ notfound_char You need to panic.~ end #SOCIAL name glare min_pos rest found_char You glare icily at $M.~ found_vict $n glares icily at you, you feel cold to your bones.~ found_notvict $n glares at $N.~ noarg_char You glare at nothing in particular.~ noarg_room $n glares around $m.~ self_char You glare icily at your feet, they are suddenly very cold.~ self_room $n glares at $s feet, what is bothering $m?~ notfound_char You try to glare at somebody who is not present.~ end #SOCIAL name groan min_pos rest found_char You groan at the sight of $M.~ found_vict $n groans at the sight of you.~ found_notvict $n groans at the sight of $N.~ noarg_char You groan loudly.~ noarg_room $n groans loudly.~ self_char You groan as you realize what you have done.~ self_room $n groans as $e realizes what $e has done.~ notfound_char You see no reason to groan.~ end #SOCIAL name grope min_pos rest found_char Well, what sort of noise do you expect here?~ found_vict $n gropes you.~ found_notvict $n gropes $N.~ noarg_char Whom do you wish to grope ??~ self_char You grope yourself - YUCK.~ self_room $n gropes $mself - YUCK.~ notfound_char Try someone who's here.~ end #SOCIAL name hiccup min_pos rest noarg_char *HIC*~ noarg_room $n hiccups.~ end #SOCIAL name lick min_pos rest found_char You lick $N's jawline delicately.~ found_vict $n licks your jawline delicately.~ found_notvict $n licks $N's jawline delicately.~ noarg_char You lick your mouth and smile.~ noarg_room $n licks $s mouth and smiles.~ self_char You lick your own eyebrows.~ self_room $n licks $s own eyebrows.~ notfound_char Lick away, nobody's here with that name.~ end #SOCIAL name love min_pos rest found_char You tell your true feelings to $N.~ found_vict $n whispers to you sweet words of love.~ found_notvict $n whispers softly to $N.~ noarg_char You love the whole world.~ noarg_room $n loves everybody in the world.~ self_char Well, we already know you love yourself (lucky someone does !)~ self_room $n loves $mself, can you believe it ?~ notfound_char Alas, your love is not present...~ end #SOCIAL name moan min_pos rest found_char You moan for the loss of $M.~ found_vict $n moans at the sight of you. Hmmmm.~ found_notvict $n moans for the loss of $N.~ noarg_char You start to moan.~ noarg_room $n starts moaning.~ self_char You moan at yourself.~ self_room $n makes $mself moan.~ notfound_char You see no cause to moan.~ end #SOCIAL name nibble min_pos rest found_char You nibble on $N's ear.~ found_vict $n nibbles on your ear.~ found_notvict $n nibbles on $N's ear.~ noarg_char Nibble on who ?~ self_char You nibble on your OWN ear ???????????????????~ self_room $n nibbles on $s OWN ear (I wonder how it is done !!).~ notfound_char Sorry, not present.~ end #SOCIAL name pout min_pos rest noarg_char Ah, don't take it so hard.~ noarg_room $n pouts.~ end #SOCIAL name ruffle min_pos rest found_char You ruffle $N's hair playfully.~ found_vict $n ruffles your hair playfully.~ found_notvict $n ruffles $N's hair playfully.~ noarg_char You've got to ruffle SOMEONE.~ self_char You ruffle your hair, wondering how far you can go before the rest think you're crazy.~ self_room $n ruffles $s hair - weirdo!~ notfound_char Might be a bit difficult.~ end #SOCIAL name shiver min_pos rest found_char You shiver at the thought of fighting $M.~ found_vict $n shivers at the suicidal thought of fighting you.~ found_notvict $n shivers at the thought of fighting $N.~ noarg_char Brrrrrrrrr.~ noarg_room $n shivers uncomfortably.~ self_char You shiver to yourself?~ self_room $n scares $mself to shivers.~ notfound_char You don't see any reason to shiver.~ end #SOCIAL name shrug min_pos rest found_char You shrug in response to $S question.~ found_vict $n shrugs in response to your question.~ found_notvict $n shrugs in response to $N's question.~ noarg_char You shrug.~ noarg_room $n shrugs helplessly.~ self_char You shrug to yourself.~ self_room $n shrugs to $mself. What a strange person.~ notfound_char You shrug to no one in particular.~ end #SOCIAL name sing min_pos rest found_char You sing a ballad to $M.~ found_vict $n sings a ballad to you! How sweet!~ found_notvict $n sings a ballad to $N.~ noarg_char You raise your clear (?) voice towards the sky.~ noarg_room HEY CLERICS! I COULD USE A HEAL! $n has begun to sing.~ self_char You sing a little ditty to yourself.~ self_room $n sings a little ditty to $mself.~ notfound_char You see no one to sing to.~ end #SOCIAL name slap min_pos rest found_char *thwock!* You slap $N ringingly.~ found_vict $n slaps you stingingly.~ found_notvict *thwock!* $n slaps $N!~ noarg_char What is the sound of one hand slapping?~ self_char You slap yourself, silly you.~ self_room $n slaps $mself, really strange ...~ notfound_char How about slapping someone in the same room as you ??~ end #SOCIAL name smirk min_pos rest found_char You smirk at $S saying.~ found_vict $n smirks at your saying.~ found_notvict $n smirks at $N's saying.~ noarg_char You smirk.~ noarg_room $n smirks.~ self_char You smirk at yourself. Okay.....~ self_room $n smirks at $s own 'wisdom'.~ notfound_char You want to smirk to whom?~ end #SOCIAL name snap min_pos rest found_char You snap back at $M.~ found_vict $n snaps back at you!~ found_notvict $n snaps back at $N.~ noarg_char Eureka! You snap your fingers.~ noarg_room $n snaps $s fingers.~ self_char You snap yourself to attention.~ self_room $n snaps $mself to attention.~ notfound_char You must be very agitated.~ end #SOCIAL name sneeze min_pos rest noarg_char Gesundheit !~ noarg_room $n sneezes.~ end #SOCIAL name snicker min_pos rest found_char You snicker with $M about your shared secret.~ found_vict $n snickers with you about your shared secret.~ found_notvict $n snickers with $N about their shared secret.~ noarg_char You snicker softly.~ noarg_room $n snickers softly.~ self_char You snicker at your own evil thoughts.~ self_room $n snickers at $s own evil thoughts.~ notfound_char Huh?~ end #SOCIAL name sniff min_pos rest found_char You sniff sadly at the way $E is treating you.~ found_vict $n sniffs sadly at the way you are treating $m.~ found_notvict $n sniffs sadly at the way $N is treating $m.~ noarg_char You sniff sadly. *SNIFF*~ noarg_room $n sniffs sadly.~ self_char You sniff sadly at your lost opportunities.~ self_room $n sniffs sadly at $mself. Something MUST be bothering $m.~ notfound_char You see no reason to sniff.~ end #SOCIAL name snore min_pos sleep noarg_char Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.~ noarg_room $n snores loudly.~ end #SOCIAL name squeeze min_pos rest found_char You squeeze $M fondly.~ found_vict $n squeezes you fondly.~ found_notvict $n squeezes $N fondly.~ noarg_char Where, what, how, WHO ???~ self_char You squeeze yourself - try to relax a little!~ self_room $n squeezes $mself.~ notfound_char Where, what, how, WHO ???~ end #SOCIAL name stare min_pos rest found_char You stare dreamily at $N, completely lost in $S eyes..~ found_vict $n stares dreamily at you, completely lost in your eyes.~ found_notvict $n stares dreamily at $N.~ noarg_char You stare at the sky.~ noarg_room $n stares at the sky.~ self_char You stare dreamily at yourself - enough narcissism for now.~ self_room $n stares dreamily at $mself - NARCISSIST!~ notfound_char You stare and stare but can't see that person anywhere...~ end #SOCIAL name strut min_pos rest found_char You strut to get $S attention.~ found_vict $n struts, hoping to get your attention.~ found_notvict $n struts, hoping to get $N's attention.~ noarg_char Strut your stuff.~ noarg_room $n struts proudly.~ self_char You strut to yourself, lost in your own world.~ self_room $n struts to $mself, lost in $s own world.~ notfound_char You don't see an audience.~ end #SOCIAL name thank min_pos rest found_char You thank $N heartily.~ found_vict $n thanks you heartily.~ found_notvict $n thanks $N heartily.~ noarg_char Thank you too.~ self_char You thank yourself since nobody else wants to !~ self_room $n thanks $mself since you won't.~ notfound_char No one answers to that name here.~ end #SOCIAL name twiddle min_pos rest found_char You twiddle $S ears.~ found_vict $n twiddles your ears.~ found_notvict $n twiddles $N's ears.~ noarg_char You patiently twiddle your thumbs.~ noarg_room $n patiently twiddles $s thumbs.~ self_char You twiddle your ears like Dumbo.~ self_room $n twiddles $s own ears like Dumbo.~ notfound_char You don't see the person here.~ end #SOCIAL name wave min_pos rest found_char You wave goodbye to $N.~ found_vict $n waves goodbye to you. Have a good journey.~ found_notvict $n waves goodbye to $N.~ noarg_char You wave.~ noarg_room $n waves happily.~ self_char Are you going on adventures as well??~ self_room $n waves goodbye to $mself.~ notfound_char They didn't wait for you to wave goodbye.~ end #SOCIAL name whistle min_pos rest found_char You whistle at the sight of $M.~ found_vict $n whistles at the sight of you.~ found_notvict $n whistles at the sight of $N.~ noarg_char You whistle appreciatively.~ noarg_room $n whistles appreciatively.~ self_char You whistle a little tune to yourself.~ self_room $n whistles a little tune to $mself.~ notfound_char You don't see nothing special to whistle at.~ end #SOCIAL name wiggle min_pos rest found_char You wiggle your bottom toward $M.~ found_vict $n wiggles $s bottom toward you.~ found_notvict $n wiggles $s bottom toward $N.~ noarg_char Your wiggle your bottom.~ noarg_room $n wiggles $s bottom.~ self_char You wiggle about like a fish.~ self_room $n wiggles about like a fish.~ notfound_char You must be alone.~ end #SOCIAL name wink min_pos rest found_char You wink suggestively at $N.~ found_vict $n winks suggestively at you.~ found_notvict $n winks at $N.~ noarg_char Have you got something in your eye?~ noarg_room $n winks suggestively.~ self_char You wink at yourself ?? - what are you up to?~ self_room $n winks at $mself - something strange is going on...~ notfound_char No one with that name is present.~ end #SOCIAL name yawn min_pos rest noarg_char You must be tired.~ noarg_room $n yawns.~ end #SOCIAL name snowball min_pos rest found_char You throw a snowball in $N's face.~ found_vict $n conjures a snowball from the thin air and throws it at you.~ found_notvict $n conjures a snowball from the thin air and throws it at $N.~ noarg_char Who do you want to throw a snowball at?~ self_char You conjure a snowball from the thin air and throw it at yourself.~ self_room $n conjures a snowball out of the thin air and throws it at $mself.~ notfound_char You stand with the snowball in your hand because your victim is not here.~ end #SOCIAL name french min_pos rest found_char You give $N a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever...~ found_vict $n gives you a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever...~ found_notvict $n kisses $N passionately.~ noarg_char Kiss whom?~ self_char You gather yourself in your arms and try to kiss yourself.~ self_room $n makes an attempt at kissing $mself.~ notfound_char Your heart is filled with despair as that person is not here.~ end #SOCIAL name comb min_pos rest found_char You patiently untangle $N's hair - what a mess !~ found_vict $n pulls your hair in an attempt to comb it.~ found_notvict $n tries patiently to untangle $N's hair.~ noarg_char You comb your hair - perfect.~ noarg_room $n combs $s hair, what a dashing specimen !~ self_char You pull your hair, but it will not be combed.~ self_room $n tries to comb $s tangled hair.~ notfound_char That person is not here.~ end #SOCIAL name massage min_pos rest found_char You gently massage $N's shoulders.~ found_vict $n gently massages your shoulders - Ahhhhhhhhhh...~ found_notvict $n massages $N's shoulders.~ noarg_char Massage what? Thin air?~ self_char You practice yoga as you try to massage yourself.~ self_room $n gives a show on yoga-positions, trying to massage $mself.~ notfound_char You can only massage someone in the same room as you.~ end #SOCIAL name tickle min_pos rest found_char You tickle $N.~ found_vict $n tickles you - ho ho ho.~ found_notvict $n tickles $N.~ noarg_char Whom do you want to tickle?~ self_char You tickle yourself, how funny!~ self_room $n tickles $mself.~ notfound_char Who is that??~ end #SOCIAL name pat min_pos rest found_char You pat $N on $S head.~ found_vict $n pats you on your head.~ found_notvict $n pats $N on $S head.~ noarg_char Pat who?~ self_char You pat yourself on your head, very reassuring.~ self_room $n pats $mself on the head.~ notfound_char Who, where, what?~ end #SOCIAL name curse min_pos rest found_char You swear at $M.~ found_vict $n swears at you! Where are the manners?~ found_notvict $n swears at $N.~ noarg_char You swear loudly for a long time.~ noarg_room $n swears : #@@*"*&^*#%@@*&! !!!!!~ self_char You swear at your own mistakes.~ self_room $n starts swearing at $mself. Why don't you help?~ notfound_char You can't find the victim of your frustrations.~ end #SOCIAL name pray min_pos rest found_char You crawl in the dust before $M.~ found_vict $n kisses the dirt at your feet.~ found_notvict $n falls down and grovels in the dirt before $N.~ noarg_char You feel righteous, and maybe a little foolish.~ noarg_room $n begs and grovels to the powers that be.~ self_char Talk about narcissism...~ self_room $n performs some strange yoga-exercises and mumbles a prayer to $mself.~ notfound_char No such person around; your prayers vanish into the endless voids.~ end #SOCIAL name beg min_pos rest found_char You desperately try to squeeze a few coins from $M.~ found_vict $n begs $N for a dime or two - or twenty !~ found_notvict $n begs you for money. You graciously let $m peep at your fortune.~ noarg_char You beg the gods for mercy.~ noarg_room The gods fall down laughing at $n's request for mercy.~ self_char Begging yourself for money doesn't help.~ notfound_char Your money-lender seems to be out for the moment.~ end #SOCIAL name cringe min_pos rest found_char You cringe away from $M.~ found_vict $n cringes away from you.~ found_notvict $n cringes away from $N in mortal terror.~ noarg_char You cringe in terror.~ noarg_room $n cringes in terror!~ self_char I beg your pardon?~ notfound_char I don't see anyone by that name here.. what are you afraid of?~ end #SOCIAL name daydream min_pos rest noarg_char You dream of better times.~ noarg_room $n looks absent-minded, his eyes staring into space.~ end #SOCIAL name fume min_pos rest found_char You stare at $M, fuming.~ found_vict $n stares at you, fuming with rage!~ found_notvict $n stares at $N, fuming with rage.~ noarg_char Take it easy now! count to ten, very slowly.~ noarg_room $n grits $s teeth and fumes with rage.~ self_char That's right - hate yourself!~ self_room $n clenches $s fists and stomps his feet, fuming with anger.~ notfound_char Fume away... they ain't here.~ end #SOCIAL name grovel min_pos rest found_char You grovel before $M~ found_vict $n grovels in the dirt before you.~ found_notvict $n grovels in the dirt before $N.~ noarg_char You grovel in the dirt.~ noarg_room $n grovels in the dirt.~ self_char That seems a little silly to me.~ notfound_char Who?~ end #SOCIAL name hop min_pos rest noarg_char You hop around like a little kid.~ noarg_room $n hops around like a little kid.~ end #SOCIAL name nudge min_pos rest found_char You nudge $M.~ found_vict $n nudges you.~ found_notvict $n nudges $N.~ noarg_char Nudge whom?~ self_char You nudge yourself, for some strange reason.~ self_room $n nudges $mself, to keep $mself awake.~ notfound_char Who?~ end #SOCIAL name ponder min_pos rest noarg_char You ponder the question.~ noarg_room $n sits down and thinks deeply.~ end #SOCIAL name punch min_pos rest found_char You punch $M playfully.~ found_vict $n punches you playfully. OUCH!~ found_notvict $n punches $N playfully.~ noarg_char Punch whom?~ self_char You punch yourself. You deserve it.~ self_room $n punches $mself. Why don't you join in?~ notfound_char You can't find your boxing partner.~ end #SOCIAL name snarl min_pos rest found_char You snarl at $M.~ found_vict $n snarls at you, for some reason.~ found_notvict $n snarls at $N.~ noarg_char You grizzle your teeth and look mean.~ noarg_room $n snarls angrily.~ self_char You snarl at yourself.~ self_room $n snarls at $mself.~ notfound_char No need to snarl!~ end #SOCIAL name spank min_pos rest found_char You spank $M playfully.~ found_vict $n spanks you playfully. OUCH!~ found_notvict $n spanks $N playfully.~ noarg_char Spank whom?~ self_char You spank yourself....HMMMMMMM...~ self_room $n spanks $mself....HMMMMMMM...~ notfound_char Your hand can't find your victim!~ end #SOCIAL name hand min_pos rest found_char You kiss $S hand.~ found_vict $n kisses your hand. How continental!~ found_notvict $n kisses $N's hand. How continental!~ noarg_char Kiss whose hand?~ self_char You kiss your own hand.~ self_room $n kisses $s own hand.~ notfound_char You can't find a lady in THIS group.~ end #SOCIAL name yodel min_pos rest found_char $N covers $S ears as you begin to yodel.~ found_vict $n yodels to you...you cringe and turn away.~ found_notvict $n yodels to $N.~ noarg_char You think of Julie Andrews and start to yodel.~ noarg_room $n begins to yodel: HEY!! CLERICS!! I COULD USE A HEAL!!!~ self_char Well, it's up to you if you want to damage your hearing.~ self_room $n yodels to $mself. What a sado-masochist.~ notfound_char That person just escaped!~ end #SOCIAL name faint min_pos rest found_char You faint into $S arms.~ found_vict $n just fainted into YOUR arms.~ found_notvict $n faints into $N's open arms.~ noarg_char You faint.~ noarg_room $n faints.~ notfound_char You fall on the floor and look stupid--really suave.~ end #SOCIAL name pinch min_pos rest found_char You squeeze $S bottom and grin.~ found_vict $n pinches your bottom and grins.~ found_notvict $n pinches $N's bottom and grins.~ noarg_char You say, 'A pinch of this, and a dab of that.'~ noarg_room $n says, 'A pinch of this and a dab of that.'~ self_char You pinch yourself to see if you are dreaming!~ self_room $n pinches $mself to see if $e is dreaming!~ notfound_char You'd like to, wouldn't you?~ end #SOCIAL name stroke min_pos rest found_char You gently stroke $S inner thigh. $N inhales sharply.~ found_vict $n gently strokes your inner thigh. You inhale sharply.~ found_notvict $N exhales sharply and suddenly.~ noarg_char You stroke the air vaguely.~ noarg_room $n makes vague stroking motions.~ self_char You are about to do something you'd rather not be caught doing.~ notfound_char Maybe you should practice on yourself first.~ end #SOCIAL name apologize min_pos rest found_char You might as well apologize because $E sure as hell won't.~ found_vict $n apologizes to you and begs for forgiveness.~ found_notvict $n apologizes to $N with a very sincere look on $s face.~ noarg_char You apologize until you are blue in the face.~ noarg_room $n apologizes profusely.~ notfound_char Who's that?~ end #SOCIAL name caress min_pos rest found_char You tenderly caress $M.~ found_vict $n tenderly caresses your body.~ found_notvict $n tenderly caresses $N.~ noarg_char Who do you wish to caress?~ noarg_room $n looks for someone to caress.~ notfound_char You're S.O.L., buddy.~ end #SOCIAL name stagger min_pos rest found_char You stagger toward $N as the room begins to spin.~ found_vict $n staggers blindly into you.~ found_notvict $n staggers into $N.~ noarg_char You stagger blindly around the room.~ noarg_room $n staggers blindly around the room.~ notfound_char Stagger into whom!?!?~ end #SOCIAL name snort min_pos rest found_char You snort derisively at $N.~ found_vict $n snorts at you.~ found_notvict $n snorts derisively at $N.~ noarg_char You snort derisively.~ noarg_room $n snorts derisively.~ self_char You snort derisively at yourself.~ self_room $n snorts derisively at $sself.~ notfound_char Snort at whom?~ end #SOCIAL name slobber min_pos rest found_char You slobber on $N.~ found_vict $n slobbers disgustingly on you.~ found_notvict $n slobbers on $N **Yuck**~ noarg_char You slobber down your front.~ noarg_room $n slobbers all over $mself.~ notfound_char Slobber on WHOM?~ end #SOCIAL name blink min_pos rest found_char You blink innocently at $N.~ found_vict $n blinks innocently at you.~ found_notvict $n blinks innocently at $N.~ noarg_char You bat your eyelashes.~ noarg_room $n blinks innocently.~ self_char You try to convince yourself of your innocence.~ notfound_char Feign innocence for whom?~ end #SOCIAL name tease min_pos rest found_char You tease $N in a playful way.~ found_vict $n sticks $s tongue out at you, what a DORK!!~ found_notvict $n sticks $s tongue out at $N.~ noarg_char What a tease. SHEESH.~ noarg_room $n looks around for someone to tease.~ self_char You tease yourself. NYAH NYAH NYAH.~ self_room $n teases $mself.~ notfound_char Tease whom?~ end #SOCIAL name knee min_pos rest found_char You knee $M hard in the groin.~ found_vict $n suddenly knees you in the groin! You fall to your knees in agony.~ found_notvict $N doubles over in pain as $n knees $M in the groin!~ noarg_char You raise one knee, preparing to do justice...~ noarg_room $n cocks one knee threateningly.~ self_char What ARE you thinking !?!??!?!?!?!~ notfound_char Whom do you wish to render impotent?~ end #SOCIAL name flirt min_pos rest found_char You flirt with $N trying to get $S attention.~ found_vict $n flirts with you.~ found_notvict $n flirts with $N, hmmm wonder what $e wants? *wink*~ noarg_char You flirt outrageously.~ noarg_room $n is an outrageous flirt.~ self_char You flirt with yourself -- what ARE you trying to gain!?!?!?~ self_room $n flirts with $mself, wonder what $e is trying to accomplish?~ notfound_char Sorry no one here to flirt with. :(~ end #SOCIAL name tip min_pos rest found_char You tip your hat to $N.~ found_vict $n gallantly tips $s hat to you.~ found_notvict $n gallantly tips $s hat to $N.~ noarg_char You tip your hat gallantly.~ noarg_room $n gallantly tips $s hat.~ notfound_char But there is no one here to impress?!?!~ end #SOCIAL name lust min_pos rest found_char You have lust after $N.~ found_vict $n lusts after your delectable body.~ found_notvict $n looks lustily at $N.~ noarg_char Your hormones begin to rage.~ noarg_room $n has that look of lust in $s eyes --- Get away QUICK!~ self_char Oh, please! You aren't THAT great...~ self_room $n lusts after $mself, lonely eh?~ notfound_char Whom are you trying to lust after?~ end #SOCIAL name flutter min_pos rest found_char You flutter your eyelashes at $N, trying to be seductive.~ found_vict $n flutters $s eyelashes at you coyly.~ found_notvict $n flirts with $N, flutters $s eyelashes at $M.~ noarg_char You flutter your eyelashes seductively.~ noarg_room $n flutters $s eyelashes seductively.~ notfound_char EH? Can't see them here.~ end #SOCIAL name bark min_pos rest found_char You bark at $N scaring $M silly -- SHAME ON YOU!!~ found_vict $n barks loudly at you, you back away, because $e might bite too!!~ found_notvict $n barks at $N scaring $M senseless.~ noarg_char You bark loudly.~ noarg_room $n barks like a dog. GO DAWGS SIC 'EM!!! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!~ self_char You bark at yourself and jump back in fear.~ self_room $n barks at $mself and cowers in fear.~ notfound_char Bark at whom?~ end #SOCIAL name howl min_pos rest found_char You howl soulfully at $N.~ found_vict $n howls soulfully at you.~ found_notvict $n howls at $N.~ noarg_char You howl at the moon.~ noarg_room $n howls at the moon.~ notfound_char Who? What? Where?~ end #SOCIAL name babble min_pos rest found_char You babble to $N for hours on end.~ found_vict $n babbles at you. You nod mechanically, hoping $e will shut up soon.~ found_notvict $n babbles to $N for what seems an eternity, how can $N stand it?~ noarg_char You babble endlessly.~ noarg_room $n babbles endlessly, won't $e EVER shut up?~ self_char You babble on and on to yourself, FINALLY! someone who LISTENS!!~ self_room $n babbles quietly to $mself.~ notfound_char Whom do you wish to annoy with your babble?~ end #SOCIAL name ramble min_pos rest found_char You ramble on to $N about your past adventures.~ found_vict $n tells you a rather boring tale, you feign interest.~ found_notvict $n blithers on and on to $N about something.~ noarg_char You ramble on and on.~ noarg_room $n rambles on about a boring exploit.~ notfound_char ??EH??~ end #SOCIAL name hush min_pos rest found_char You nicely ask $N to be more quiet.~ found_vict $n kindly requests that you please quiet down.~ found_notvict $n nicely asks $N to be more quiet.~ noarg_char SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~ noarg_room $n requests everyone quiet down. Shhhhhhhhhhh...~ self_char You realize you are loud and obnoxious and try to silence yourself.~ self_room $n covers $s mouth in an attempt to silence $mself.~ notfound_char Who needs to be silenced?~ end #SOCIAL name threaten min_pos rest found_char You stand tall as you threaten $N.~ found_vict $n threatens you...oooooooh scary *laugh*~ found_notvict $n threatens $N forcefully.~ noarg_char You threaten everyone with your overwhelming presence.~ noarg_room You feel threatened in the presence of the great $n.~ notfound_char Whom do you wish to intimidate?~ end #SOCIAL name roll min_pos rest found_char You look at $N and roll your eyes in disgust.~ found_vict $n rolls $s eyes at you.~ found_notvict $n rolls $s eyes in disgust at $N.~ noarg_char You roll your eyes in disgust.~ noarg_room $n rolls $s eyes, disgusted.~ self_char At whom do you wish to roll your eyes?~ notfound_char You should be disgusted with yourself because you look so foolish.~ end #SOCIAL name swoon min_pos rest found_char You look at $N and swoon in ecstasy.~ found_vict $n looks at you and swoons in ecstasy.~ found_notvict $n looks at $N and swoons in ecstasy.~ noarg_char You swoon.~ noarg_room $n swoons in absolute ecstasy.~ notfound_char Who?~ end #SOCIAL name bird min_pos rest found_char You shoot a bird at $N.~ found_vict $n gives you the bird...What an ass!~ found_notvict $n gives $N the bird.~ noarg_char You flick a bird...How obscene!~ noarg_room $n flicks a bird at no one in particular.~ notfound_char Don't you hate to waste a good obscene gesture like that?~ end #SOCIAL name eyebrow min_pos rest found_char You raise your eyebrow at $N.~ found_vict $n raises an eyebrow at you.~ found_notvict $n raises an eyebrow at $N's weird actions.~ noarg_char You raise an eyebrow at the notion.~ noarg_room $n raises an eyebrow.~ notfound_char Forget it. They aren't here.~ end #SOCIAL name serenade min_pos rest found_char You raise your voice in a loving serenade to $N.~ found_vict $n serenades you, you are swept away by $s voice.~ found_notvict $n raises $s voice in a loving serenade to $N.~ noarg_char You raise your voice in a loud serenade to your invisible love.~ noarg_room $n raises $s voice to serenade the world.~ self_char You sing a loud serenade to yourself. What type of person are you?!~ self_room $n serenades $mself. What an ego!~ notfound_char The one that you wish to serenade has left you to sing to yourself.~ end #SOCIAL name grimace min_pos rest found_char You grimace at $N.~ found_vict $n grimaces at you. What could be wrong?~ found_notvict $n grimaces at $n.~ noarg_char You grimace painfully at the thought.~ noarg_room $n grimaces painfully at the thought.~ self_char You grimace painfully at your thoughts.~ self_room $n grimaces painfully to $mself.~ notfound_char You grimace at no one in particular.~ end #SOCIAL name boggle min_pos rest found_char You boggle at $N.~ found_vict $n boggles at you.~ found_notvict $n boggles at $N.~ noarg_char You boggle at the concept.~ noarg_room $n boggles at the concept.~ self_char You boggle at yourself. Hmmm...intriguing.~ self_room $n boggles quietly to $mself.~ notfound_char Boggle away. They've left.~ end #SOCIAL name beckon min_pos rest found_char You beckon for $N to follow -- sure hope they do!~ found_vict $n beckons for you to follow.~ found_notvict $n beckons $N to follow...hmmm what's going on?~ noarg_char You beckon for everyone to follow.~ noarg_room $n beckons for everyone to follow.~ self_char You beckon to your shadow to follow.~ self_room $n beckons to $s shadow to follow.~ notfound_char So sorry, that person has already left.~ end #SOCIAL name wonder min_pos rest found_char You look at $N and wonder what will happen.~ found_vict $n looks at you quizzically.~ found_notvict $n looks at $N and wonders....~ noarg_char You wonder about how things could have been.~ noarg_room $n gets a blank stare on $s face. What could $e be wondering about?~ self_char You wonder about yourself and your purpose here.~ self_room A blank stare crosses $n's face. What could $e be wondering about?~ notfound_char You wonder what would have happened had they been here.~ end #SOCIAL name worry min_pos rest found_char You look at $N worriedly.~ found_vict $n looks at you worriedly.~ found_notvict $n looks at $N with a troubled gaze.~ noarg_char You worry about what's going to happen.~ noarg_room A troubled look suddenly crosses $n's face. Wonder what's wrong?~ self_char You worry about what's going to happen.~ self_room A troubled look suddenly crosses $n's face. Wonder what's wrong?~ notfound_char Well they obviously aren't worried -- they left!~ end #SOCIAL name drool min_pos rest found_char You drool messily on $N.~ found_vict $n looks at you lustily and drools.~ found_notvict $n drools upon $N.~ noarg_char You drool down the front of your shirt.~ noarg_room $n drools all over $mself -- making a TERRIBLE mess!~ self_char You drool down the front of your shirt.~ self_room $n drools all over $mself -- making a TERRIBLE mess!~ notfound_char Oh fine, make a pool of slobber -- they aren't even here!~ end #SOCIAL name nod min_pos rest found_char You nod at $N.~ found_vict $n nods at you in agreement.~ found_notvict $n nods at $N.~ noarg_char You nod.~ noarg_room $n nods.~ self_char You attempt to nod at yourself and get dizzy instead.~ self_room $n nods quietly to $mself. What a wacko.~ notfound_char Nod your head off -- they aren't here.~ end #SOCIAL name purr min_pos rest found_char You rub up against $N and purr contentedly.~ found_vict $n rubs up against you and purrs contentedly.~ found_notvict $n rubs against $N and purrs contentedly.~ noarg_char MMMMMMEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!~ noarg_room $n purrs contentedly.~ self_char You purr quietly to yourself.~ self_room $n purrs contentedly to $mself.~ notfound_char You silly cat! They aren't here.~ end #SOCIAL name point min_pos rest found_char You point at $N.~ found_vict $n points at you. How rude!~ found_notvict $n points excitedly at $N!~ noarg_char You point in every direction.~ noarg_room $n points excitedly!~ self_char You point at yourself, obviously very confused.~ self_room $n points at $mself, obviously very confused.~ notfound_char You point at no one in particular.~ end #SOCIAL name rub min_pos rest found_char You give $N a nice, long, kinky rubdown.~ found_vict $n gives you a rubdown, running $s hands over your tense shoulders...Mmmm...~ found_notvict $n gives $N a nice long rubdown.~ noarg_char You rub your hands together in greedy anticipation.~ noarg_room $n rubs $s hands together in greedy anticipation.~ self_char You rub yourself...lingering a little too long in some places.~ self_room $n rubs $mself...what a creep!~ notfound_char Shame to waste those talented hands, but they've already left.~ end #SOCIAL name bleed min_pos rest found_char You bleed on $N -- ewww!~ found_vict $n bleeds on you -- ewww! Get away!!~ found_notvict $n bleeds on $N. Watch out, YOU might be next!~ noarg_char You bleed profusely -- making a horrible mess!~ noarg_room $n weakly bleeds all over the floor.~ self_char You bleed all over yourself.~ self_room $n bleeds profusely all over $mself.~ notfound_char Bleed on whom?~ end #SOCIAL name highfive min_pos rest found_char You jump in the air and give a BIG high five to $N!~ found_vict $n gives you a BIG high five! Way to go!!~ found_notvict $n enthusiastically high-five's $N!~ noarg_char You jump in the air and give a BIG high five to...umm...absolutely nothing.~ noarg_room $n wildly high fives the air, looking very foolish -- very foolish indeed.~ self_char You try to give yourself a high five. What ARE you thinking?~ self_room $n tries to high five $mself, but ends up looking foolish instead.~ notfound_char Sorry, they have already left.~ end #SOCIAL name propose min_pos rest found_char You kneel and romantically propose to $N.~ found_vict $n gets down on one knee and romantically proposes to you.~ found_notvict $n gets on one knee and proposes to $N.~ noarg_char You propose to everyone in the room.~ noarg_room $n proposes to everyone in the room. Very odd.~ self_char You are SO full of yourself!~ self_room $n proposes to $mself -- how narcissistic!~ notfound_char You must be lonely. They aren't here.~ end #SOCIAL name peer min_pos rest found_char You peer intently at $N.~ found_vict $n peers at you intently.~ found_notvict $n peers intently at $N.~ noarg_char You peer around yourself intently.~ noarg_room $n peers around $mself intently.~ self_char You get a little cross-eyed with your attempts to stare yourself down.~ self_room $n peers at $mself, crossing $s eyes in the process.~ notfound_char They aren't here.~ end #SOCIAL name worship min_pos rest found_char You fall on your knees and worship $N.~ found_vict $n falls to the ground and worships you.~ found_notvict $n falls on $s knees and worships $N.~ noarg_char You prostrate yourself and worship the gods!~ noarg_room $n prostrates $mself and worships the gods!~ self_char You worship yourself.~ self_room $n worships $mself.~ notfound_char You can't worship someone who isn't here.~ end #SOCIAL name bearhug min_pos rest found_char You overwhelm $N with a great, big, hulking bearhug.~ found_vict $n clutches you tightly in an overwhelming bearhug!~ found_notvict $n encompasses $N in an ENORMOUS bearhug!~ noarg_char Whom do you wish to bearhug?~ self_char You vainly clutch yourself in a bearhug for consolation.~ self_room $n hugs $mself as tightly as possible. Looks like $e could use a hand.~ notfound_char Perhaps you should shower your affections on someone who is here?~ end #SOCIAL name innocent min_pos rest found_char You look at $N and bat your eyelashes -- the picture of innocence!~ found_vict $n looks at you and innocently bats $s eyelashes.~ found_notvict $n bats $s eyelashes innocently at $N.~ noarg_char You innocently whistle a tune.~ noarg_room $n looks around and whistles innocently.~ notfound_char Don't even TRY -- they've already left.~ end #SOCIAL name collapse min_pos rest found_char You collapse right into $N's arms.~ found_vict Suddenly, $n collapses into your arms from exhaustion.~ found_notvict $n collapses right into $N's arms.~ noarg_char You collapse on the floor from exhaustion.~ noarg_room $n dramatically collapses to the floor from exhaustion.~ notfound_char They've already left, just collapse on the floor.~ end #SOCIAL name stretch min_pos rest noarg_char You lean back and streeeeeettch your arms and legs.~ noarg_room $n stretches luxuriously. Kinda makes you want to doesn't it?~ end #SOCIAL name spam min_pos rest found_char You SPAM $N mercilessly!~ found_vict You've been SPAMMED by $n!~ found_notvict $n spams $N!~ noarg_char You mutter, 'spam' quietly to yourself again and again.~ noarg_room $n rests in a corner and mutters 'spam' quietly to $mself.~ notfound_char Spam away -- they've left.~ end #SOCIAL name boast min_pos rest found_char You boast to $N of all your great deeds.~ found_vict Once again, $n boasts to you, what a bloated ego!~ found_notvict $n boasts to $N.~ noarg_char You boast loudly of all your amazing accomplishments.~ noarg_room $n boasts loudly in a pigheaded fashion.~ self_char You boast to yourself of all your great feats! Your own biggest fan.~ self_room $n boasts to $mself -- what an ego!~ notfound_char Your ego takes a blow. They've already left.~ end #SOCIAL name squirm min_pos rest found_char You look at $N and squirm with delight.~ found_vict $n looks at you and squirms with delight.~ found_notvict $n looks at $N and squirms with delight.~ noarg_char You squirm uncontrollably in your consternation.~ noarg_room $n squirms uncontrollably, suddenly looking very uncomfortable.~ end #SOCIAL name moo min_pos rest found_char You focus all your bovine Zen on $N, and speak your thoughts. Muh-OOOOO!~ found_vict $n moos at you. What could that possibly mean?~ found_notvict Slowly, $n looks at $N, chews $s cud, and muh-OOOOs!~ noarg_char You chew your cud and moo plaintively. Muh-OOOOO!~ noarg_room $n turns cowlike eyes on you, chews $s cud, and moos plaintively.~ self_char You settle down into the center of your bovine Zen; the foolish world thinks you're just mooing.~ self_room $n is mooing at $mself again... You look for an exit...~ notfound_char You'd better find someone else to moo at.~ end #SOCIAL name moon min_pos rest found_char You bend over and moon $N.~ found_vict $n bends over and gives you the vertical smile!~ found_notvict $n drops $s pants and rudely moons $N!~ noarg_char You drop your drawers and moon everyone in the room!~ noarg_room $n drops $s pants and gives you the vertical smile!~ self_char You try to moon yourself, but you can't see your A** that well.~ self_room $n nearly goes into convulsions while trying to moon $mself.~ notfound_char You stand, with your pants around your ankles, looking VERY silly!~ end #SOCIAL name goose min_pos rest found_char You tenderly goose $N on the tush.~ found_vict $n gooses you tenderly!~ found_notvict $n reaches around $N's backside and gooses $M tenderly.~ noarg_char Who would you like to goose?~ self_char You pinch yourself on the rear, you must be desperate.~ self_room $n pinches $mself on the rear.~ notfound_char You should go hunting for another victim, they left.~ end #SOCIAL name wince min_pos rest found_char You look at $N and wince at $S remark.~ found_vict $n winces at your remark.~ found_notvict $n winces at $N's remark.~ noarg_char You wince in agony.~ noarg_room $n winces in agony.~ end #SOCIAL name type min_pos rest noarg_char You can't type for crap tonight! You give up in frustration!~ noarg_room $n throws $s hands up in disgust at $s lousy typing skills!~ end #SOCIAL name brb min_pos rest noarg_char Hope to see you soon!~ noarg_room $n will be right back!~ end #SOCIAL name mutter min_pos rest found_char You mutter something to $N.~ found_vict $n looks at you and mutters something nasty under $s breath.~ found_notvict $n looks at $N and mutters something nasty under $s breath.~ noarg_char You mutter quietly to yourself.~ noarg_room $n mutters something quietly to $mself.~ self_char You mutter quietly to yourself.~ self_room $n mutters something quietly to $mself.~ notfound_char There's nothing left for you to say, they've left!~ end #SOCIAL name rofl min_pos rest found_char You fall to the floor laughing at $N's remark.~ found_vict $n rolls on the floor laughing at your antics!~ found_notvict $n rolls on the floor laughing at $N's antics!~ noarg_char You roll on the floor, laughing hysterically.~ noarg_room $n falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically.~ end #SOCIAL name sob min_pos rest found_char You sob quietly to yourself because $N has hurt your feelings so badly.~ found_vict You feel like a cad because you've made $n sob.~ found_notvict $n sobs quietly to $mself because $N was a jerk!~ noarg_char You sob quietly to yourself.~ noarg_room $n sobs in misery.~ end #SOCIAL name pant min_pos rest found_char You pant lustily at $M.~ found_vict $n looks at you and pants lustily...~ found_notvict $n looks at $N and pants lustily.~ noarg_char You pant lustily.~ noarg_room $n pants lustily.~ end #SOCIAL name whine min_pos rest found_char You whine to $M, hoping desperately that at least $E will give a damn.~ found_vict $n whines pathetically to you. What a loser!~ found_notvict $n whines pathetically to $N.~ noarg_char You whine to anyone who will listen to you.~ noarg_room $n whines pathetically to anyone who will listen.~ self_char You whine to yourself, probably the only one who will listen.~ self_room $n whines to $mself. At least $e isn't bitching to YOU.~ notfound_char They really don't care.~ end #SOCIAL name flex min_pos rest found_char You show off to $N, flexing your muscles proudly.~ found_vict $n flexes $s muscles in a vain attempt to show off to you.~ found_notvict $n flexes $s muscles, in a vain attempt to impress $N.~ noarg_char You flex your muscles proudly!~ noarg_room $n flexes $s muscles...what a stud!?!~ end #SOCIAL name embrace min_pos rest found_char You wrap your arms around $N in a warm and loving embrace.~ found_vict $n takes you in $s arms in a warm and loving embrace.~ found_notvict $n wraps $s arms around $N in a warm and loving embrace.~ noarg_char Who would you like to embrace?~ self_char You try to console yourself with a loving embrace.~ self_room $n tries to console $mself by wrapping $s arms around $mself.~ notfound_char Your heart breaks as you realize you are alone.~ end #SOCIAL name duck min_pos rest found_char You duck defensively, anticipating the oncoming swipe from $N.~ found_vict $n ducks, please oh please don't hit $m!~ found_notvict $n ducks, anticipating $N's reaction.~ noarg_char DUCK!!!!~ noarg_room $n ducks defensively.~ end #SOCIAL name bonk min_pos rest found_char You bonk $N on the head for being such a moron.~ found_vict $n bonks you on the head for being so foolish.~ found_notvict $n bonks $N on the head for being such an UTTER moron.~ noarg_char ***BONK!!!***~ self_char You bonk yourself, fool that you are.~ self_room $n bonks $mself and grimaces in pain.~ notfound_char ***BONK*** they left...~ end #SOCIAL name squeal min_pos rest found_char You look at $N and squeal with delight!~ found_vict $n looks at you and squeals with delight!~ found_notvict $n squeals with delight at $N.~ noarg_char You squeal with delight!~ noarg_room $n lets out a sudden squeal of delight!~ end #SOCIAL name tackle min_pos rest found_char You tackle $N playfully.~ found_vict $n brings you down in a playful tackle!~ found_notvict $n playfully tackles $N.~ noarg_char You're going to tackle everyone in the room?!~ end #SOCIAL name spit min_pos rest found_char You spit on $N...you're gross!~ found_vict $n spits on you -- how gross!~ found_notvict $n spits on $N.~ noarg_char You spit in utter disgust.~ noarg_room $n spits in utter disgust!~ self_char You spit on yourself, pretty nasty eh?~ self_room $n spits on $mself...what a sicko!~ notfound_char Your victim isn't here.~ end #SOCIAL name life min_pos rest found_char $N needs to get a life!~ found_vict You need to get a life!~ found_notvict $N needs to get a life!~ noarg_char You try to get a life, and fail.~ noarg_room $n tries to get a life, and fails.~ self_char But you have none to give!~ self_room $n attempts to give $mself a life, but has none to spare.~ notfound_char Who needs a life?~ end #SOCIAL name mosh min_pos rest found_char You mosh sadistically against $N ... you WILL be punished.~ found_vict $n slams into you, moshing painfully against you. That REALLY hurts!~ found_notvict $n bounces off of $N in a vain attempt to mosh... what a LOSER.~ noarg_char You mosh insanely around the room!~ noarg_room $n moshes insanely around the room!~ self_char Masochist!~ self_room $n throws $mself on the floor, grinding $mself into a bloody pulp~ notfound_char Hmmm... your victim found a new dance partner.~ end #SOCIAL name flinch min_pos rest found_char Don't you wish you could just crawl under a rock and die?~ found_vict $n flinches in response to your cold rebuke.~ found_notvict $n sneaks a glance at $N and flinches.~ noarg_char EEEK... You flinch in obvious pain.~ noarg_room $n flinches in obvious pain... you wonder what $e did THIS time.~ self_char You can't belive what you've done...~ self_room $n twitches violently, shocked at $s own behavior.~ notfound_char Relax, $E is gone.~ end #SOCIAL name air min_pos rest found_char You hope $E appreciates your (total lack of) talent.~ found_vict $n plays a most excellent tune for you on $s most excellent air guitar.~ found_notvict $n is surrounded by air groupies.~ noarg_char You grab your air guitar and play for all you're worth.~ noarg_room $n air-guitars like a mad man ... EXCELLENT!!!~ self_char You play softly to yourself.~ notfound_char Awww... you have no audience!~ end #SOCIAL name tweak min_pos rest found_char You gently tweak $S cheek. Isn't $E so CUTE?~ found_vict $n lovingly tweaks your cheek. It reminds you of Grandma... sniff...~ found_notvict $n tweaked $N's cheek... don't they look so adorable together?~ noarg_char Tweak who?~ self_char You can't DO that.~ notfound_char *Sniff* That cheek seems to be missing.~ end #SOCIAL name peck min_pos rest found_char Risking a slap to the face, you give $N a peck on the cheek.~ found_vict $n pecks you on the cheek, how sweet!~ found_notvict $n smiles and gives $N a chaste peck on the cheek.~ noarg_char Wouldn't you like to do that to a person, or do you prefer air?~ self_char You must REALLY like yourself.~ self_room $n tries in vain to wrap $s lips around $s cheeks.~ notfound_char I guess you scared them away...~ end #SOCIAL name explode min_pos rest found_char You feel your rage explode deep in the pit of your stomach...~ found_vict $n is ANGRY with you... I'd run if I were you!!!~ found_notvict $n burns holes through $N with his explosive anger!~ noarg_char You feel the blood boiling in your veins!~ noarg_room $n turns a deep red, fighting to contain $s temper...~ self_char Your soul burns brightly then fades to nothing.~ self_room $n implodes!!! Only a grease spot remains where $e once stood.~ notfound_char Temper Temper... they left.~ end #SOCIAL name raspberry min_pos rest found_char You give $N the raspberry... and spit all over yourself.~ found_vict You are splattered with saliva as $n gives you the raspberry... HOW RUDE!~ found_notvict $n gives $N the raspberry... PHBT! What a mess... Spit EVERYWHERE!~ noarg_char You stick your tongue out at ... well, no one.~ noarg_room $n sticks $s tongue out, catching a few flies in the process.~ self_char You try to stick your tongue out at yourself... somehow, it isn't the same.~ notfound_char Hang your tongue out if you like, $e isn't here.~ end #SOCIAL name flash min_pos rest found_char Swiftly you jerk open your jacket, trying to get $M to notice you.~ found_vict You gasp! $n has just revealed $s "equipment" to you!~ found_notvict Cover your eyes, $n is exposing $mself to $n! EWWWW!~ noarg_char You grin and strut as you open your coat and show what you've got!~ noarg_room $n rips $s clothes off and parades naked around the room!~ self_char That's sick.~ self_room PERVERT PRESENT! $n is trying to flash $mself~ notfound_char Exhibitionist, that person isn't here!~ end #SOCIAL name strip min_pos rest found_char You start to undress $N ... one piece of clothing at a time...~ found_vict $n has started to strip you... woah BABY!~ found_notvict $n runs $s hands over $Ns body, slowly stripping away the clothing...~ noarg_char You do a slow strip tease for the people...~ noarg_room $n begins a slow, erotic strip-tease act...~ self_char You can't DO that in public!~ notfound_char Your toy doesn't seem to be here...~ end #SOCIAL name undress min_pos rest found_char You undress $M with your eyes... Kinky.~ found_vict Feeling exposed, you sense $n undressing you with $s eyes...~ found_notvict You feel the temperature of the room rise as $n lusts on $N...~ noarg_char You start to undress in the shadows, waiting for someone to notice.~ noarg_room $n begins to undress... $e is VERY sexy... *Pant*~ self_char A mirror would work better...~ notfound_char They are not here...~ end #SOCIAL name tongue min_pos rest found_char Mmmm... you give $N a good working over with your tongue...~ found_vict $n wraps $s tongue around you, moving it across your young, nubile flesh...~ found_notvict $n slides $s tongue over $N's body...~ noarg_char You slowly give your tongue a nice workout.~ self_char You slowly tongue yourself.~ self_room $n slowly tongues $mself... ICK.~ notfound_char Never around when required...~ end #SOCIAL name view min_pos rest noarg_char You sit back and watch the world go by.~ noarg_room $n kicks back and enjoys the view.~ end #SOCIAL name grumble min_pos rest found_char You grumble at $N, disgusted with their presence.~ found_vict $n is grumbling at you... what'd you do?~ found_notvict $n seems to be a grumpy bear... $e is grumbling at poor $N.~ noarg_char You grumble distractedly to yourself~ noarg_room $n grumbles and growls. You wonder what's wrong...~ self_char Why bother?~ notfound_char That person is presently AWOL.~ end #SOCIAL name cheer min_pos rest found_char You cheer $N on and wish $M good luck!~ found_vict You are cheered on by $n... you feel so loved!~ found_notvict *Yay!* Go $N!!! $n cheers $M on.~ noarg_char You cheer and dance as the joy within you bursts forth!~ noarg_room $n cheers and sings... $e is just BURSTING with joy!~ self_char You cheer silently for yourself since nobody else will~ self_room $n resorts to cheering for $mself... how sad.~ notfound_char Who? Huh? Where? They're not here, that's for sure~ end #SOCIAL name plead min_pos rest noarg_char You beg and plead to anyone who will listen.~ noarg_room $n pleads $s case to anyone who will listen... You ALMOST feel sorry for $s.~ end #SOCIAL name charge min_pos rest found_char With surprising dexterity, you head-butt $N!~ found_vict OOF! $n rammed $s head into your stomach! That HURT.~ found_notvict $n ducks down low, charges forward, and head-butts $N!~ noarg_char You charge into the fray!~ noarg_room $n charges into the fray! All guts, no brains.~ self_char You run your head into a brick wall. OUCH!~ notfound_char Nobody 'round with that name, Mister!~ end #SOCIAL name criticize min_pos rest found_char You criticize $M with all the warmth of a snake.~ found_vict $n informs you that your attempts need some MAJOR adjustments.~ found_notvict With a nasty grin, $n rips apart $Ns efforts.~ noarg_char Yes, but who?~ self_char You criticize yourself profusely.~ self_room $n tears $mself apart, cursing $s own stupidity.~ notfound_char Where oh where has my victim gone, oh where oh where...~ end #SOCIAL name run min_pos rest found_char You run away from $N in complete terror!~ found_vict $n runs from you, fearing for $s life!~ found_notvict $n runs away from $N in utter terror and horror!~ noarg_char You run away in terror and horror!~ noarg_room $n runs away in utter terror!~ self_char Are you THAT ugly?~ self_room $n looks in the mirror, sees $s face, and runs away terrified!~ notfound_char No reason to be afraid, they aren't here.~ end #SOCIAL name judge min_pos rest found_char You judge $m on a scale of 1 to 10.~ found_vict $n judges your actions on a scale of 1 to 10 and comes up with ZERO!!!~ found_notvict On a scale from 1 to 10, $n thinks $N is a complete ZERO!!!~ noarg_char Yes, but who?~ self_char You don't REALLY want to do that.~ notfound_char They aren't here right now.~ end #SOCIAL name insane min_pos rest noarg_char You feel your sanity slipping away...~ noarg_room Before your eyes, $n's sanity is slipping away...~ end #SOCIAL name cover min_pos rest found_char You glare at $N and cover your ears.~ found_vict $n covers $s ears because of you... you are TOO LOUD!~ found_notvict $n glares at $N and covers $s ears.~ noarg_char You cover your ears to protect them from the noise.~ noarg_room $n covers $s ears to protect them from all the noise.~ self_char No... I don't think so.~ notfound_char They aren't here right now.~ end #SOCIAL name flare min_pos rest found_char You flare your nostrils disdainfully at $N... HOW RUDE!~ found_vict $n flares $s nostrils disdainfully at you... what'd you DO???~ found_notvict $n flares $s nostrils disdainfully at $N and turns up $s snobbish nose.~ noarg_char You flare your nostrils disdainfully.~ noarg_room $n flares $s nostrils disdainfully.~ self_char *Sniff* But you should LOVE yourself!~ notfound_char Flare if you wish, but that person isn't here to see it.~ end #SOCIAL name head min_pos rest found_char You toss your head haughtily at $N.~ found_vict $n tossed $s head haughtily at you... :(~ found_notvict $n tosses her head haughtily at $N... what an ATTITUDE!~ noarg_char You toss your head haughtily.~ noarg_room $n tosses $s head haughtily.~ self_char Why would you do that?~ notfound_char That person is AWOL.~ end #SOCIAL name pie min_pos rest found_char You toss a pie at $N and hit $M right in the FACE!~ found_vict $n tossed a pie in your face... and now you are all covered in GOO!~ found_notvict $n tosses a pie at $N and hits $m right in the FACE!~ noarg_char You pick up a pie and toss it around for a bit.~ noarg_room $n picks up a pie and tosses it around for a bit.~ self_char You bury your face in the pie... yummmmm!!! :)~ self_room $n buries $s face in the pie, licking the pan clean.~ notfound_char That person isn't here...~ end #SOCIAL name cower min_pos rest found_char You cower away from $N and $S harsh words.~ found_vict You scared poor $n! Now $S is cowering in a corner, afraid for $s life.~ found_notvict $n cowers in a corner, terrified that $N will come after $m.~ noarg_char You cower in a corner.~ noarg_room $n cowers in a corner and whimpers softly.~ self_char You are afraid of your own shadow!~ self_room $n cowers in the corner afraid of $s own shadow~ notfound_char That person is AWOL at the moment.~ end #SOCIAL name noogie min_pos rest found_char You grab $N, get $M in a head lock and NOOGIE $M!~ found_vict Oh NO, $n grabs you, throws you in a head lock and NOOGIES you!~ found_notvict $n grabs $N in a head lock and NOOGIES $M... ARGH!!!~ noarg_char You can't noogie the AIR! It has no head.~ self_char You rub your head and create a static charge...~ self_room $n rubs $s OWN head and creates a static charge... *ZAP*~ notfound_char That person has gone off to other lands...~ end #SOCIAL name yeehaw min_pos rest noarg_char You mount your pony(?) and shout YEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAW!~ noarg_room $n bounces up and down screaming *YEEEEEEHAAAAAAW!*~ end #SOCIAL name pissed min_pos rest found_char You turn a stoney gaze toward $N... you are SOOO pissed at $N!~ found_vict $n is pissed at you now... What do you think $e'll DO?~ found_notvict $n glares at $n.... $n is SOOO PISSED at $m!~ noarg_char You are PISSED!~ noarg_room $n is PISSED so watch out!~ self_char You are PISSED at yourself!~ self_room $n is so pissed at $mself. How could $e be so stupid???~ notfound_char That person is not here...~ end #SOCIAL name passout min_pos rest noarg_char You belch and pass out.~ noarg_room $n is OBVIOUSLY intoxicated... $e burps loudly and passes out!~ end #SOCIAL name adjust min_pos rest noarg_char You look around, make sure nobody is watching, and you adjust your "Tool."~ noarg_room $n looks around slyly, smiles, then reaches down and "adjusts" $mself...~ end #SOCIAL name scratch min_pos rest noarg_char You scratch yourself contentedly.~ noarg_room $n reaches down and scratches $mself... Now $e looks VERY happy.~ end #SOCIAL name meditate min_pos rest noarg_char You assume a very comfortable position and begin to meditate.~ noarg_room $n rests and begins to meditate... $e chants softly to $mself.~ end #SOCIAL name bkiss min_pos rest found_char You blow a kiss at $N and wonder if $E will catch it.~ found_vict $n blows a kiss at you and hopes you'll blow one back at $m.~ found_notvict $n blows a kiss at $N ... isn't $e so CUTE?~ noarg_char You blow kisses to the air.~ noarg_room $n blows kisses at no one in particular.~ self_char You blow a kiss to yourself... isn't the world beautiful?~ self_room $n blows a kiss to $mself, obviously very in love.~ notfound_char You kiss falls to the ground with no one to go to.~ end #SOCIAL name beer min_pos rest found_char You toss a bottle of beer at $N.~ found_vict $n tossed you a bottle of beer... I think $e wants something...~ found_notvict $n tosses a bottle of beer at $N ... let's just hope $e'll catch it!~ noarg_char You pull out a six-pack.~ noarg_room $n starts to juggle a six-pack of beer.~ self_char You pop off the top and down a beer.~ self_room $n pops the top off a bottle of beer and downs it in one gulp.~ notfound_char The bottle crashes to the floor and shatters.~ end #SOCIAL name bcatch min_pos rest noarg_char You reach out and rescue the bottle from its flight.~ noarg_room $n reaches out and grabs the bottle of beer tossed to $m.~ end #SOCIAL name claw min_pos rest found_char You claw $S eyes out... GROSS!~ found_vict $n buries $s nails in your eyes and you are blinded by your own blood!~ found_notvict $n buries $s nails in $N's eyes ... OH GOD, THE BLOOD!~ noarg_char You tighten your hands into a fist.~ noarg_room $n clenches $s fists until blood drips from them...~ self_char You claw yourself to shreds!~ self_room $n rips $mself to shreds with $s fingernails!~ notfound_char They aren't here to claw.~ end #SOCIAL name rose min_pos rest found_char You give $M a pretty rose.~ found_vict $n hands you a beautiful ---'---,--{{@@~ found_notvict $n hands $N a beautiful rose.~ noarg_char Who would you like to give it to?~ self_char You give yourself a rose and feel a little sad...~ self_room $n gives $mself a rose, dont you feel sorry for $m?~ notfound_char They seem to have left.~ end #SOCIAL name laces min_pos rest found_char With the greatest of stealth, you tie $S shoelaces together.~ found_vict You try to take a step, and you hit the world facedown! Someone must have tied your shoelaces together!~ found_notvict $n sneaks up to $N and ties $S shoelaces together.~ noarg_char Whose laces?~ self_char You tie your own shoelaces together, try to walk, and promptly fall.~ self_room $n cleverly ties $s own shoelaces together, tries to walk, and sprawls flat on the floor.~ notfound_char Whose laces?~ end #SOCIAL name tag min_pos rest found_char >From nowhere, you pounce on $N and TAG $M remorselessly! BWAHAHA!!!~ found_vict $n pounces on you and >>> TAGS <<< you! You're IT!~ found_notvict $n dives from the shadows and TAGS $N. $N IS IT!~ noarg_char Tag whom?~ noarg_room $n casts about for someone to tag.~ self_char Unable to catch anyone else, you do the intelligent thing and tag yourself. You're still IT!~ self_room Unable to catch anyone else, $n tags $mself. Are you impressed?~ notfound_char Who were you going to tag, then?~ end #SOCIAL name tank min_pos rest found_char You offer to tank for $N.~ found_vict $n offers to tank for you!~ found_notvict $n offers to tank for $N.~ noarg_char You boldly offer to tank for your everyone else. Are you sure you know what you're getting into?~ noarg_room $n offers to tank!~ self_char No one will tank for you, eh?!? WELL, YOU'LL SHOW THEM! (right?)~ self_room In dazzling chivalry, $n offers to tank-- for $mself!~ notfound_char Tank for whom?~ end #SOCIAL name starve min_pos rest found_char You throw yourself upon $S mercy, begging for food.~ found_vict $n is starving before your eyes! Could you spare some food, please?~ found_notvict $n begs $N for food. One would think that magic would have cured hunger by now...~ noarg_char You show your prominent ribs and hope that someone will take pity.~ noarg_room $n is withering before your eyes! Starvation!~ notfound_char Sorry, but that person isn't around-- looks like you'll starve.~ end #SOCIAL name aargh min_pos rest found_char You scream your frustration and grab for $S throat with both hands!~ found_vict $n grabs for your throat with two hands, howling in frustration!~ found_notvict $n howls in frustration, and leaps for $N, trying to throttle $M!~ noarg_char AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!~ noarg_room $n throws back $s head and howls in profound frustration!~ self_char You scream in frustration at your own stupidity!~ self_room $n screams in frustration at $s own stupidity!~ notfound_char You get even MORE frustrated when you can't find anyone to throttle!~ end #SOCIAL name homework min_pos rest noarg_char Your suddenly remember that you have to defend your thesis today...~ noarg_room $n looks stricken. Could $e have blown off some important homework?~ end #SOCIAL name puff min_pos rest noarg_char You mimic Puff at her most annoying.~ noarg_room $n says, "Did you know that I'm written in C?"~ end #SOCIAL name yae min_pos rest found_char There's Yet Another Eeediot in the room, and you're looking right at $M.~ found_vict $n glares at you, obviously not impressed with your intelligence.~ found_notvict $n clearly believes that $N is an Eeediot!~ noarg_char You sigh, burdened with Yet Another Eeediot.~ noarg_room $n sighs, burdened with Yet Another Eeediot.~ self_char You bonk yourself for the Eeediot you are!~ self_room $n bonks $mself, HARD, and curses $mself for the Eeediot $e is!~ notfound_char There are plenty of Eeediots, but that one doesn't seem to be present.~ end #SOCIAL name lightbulb min_pos rest noarg_char *Ding!* Inspiration!~ noarg_room A light bulb appears above $n's head!~ end #SOCIAL name voodoo min_pos rest found_char You stare daggers at $N, jabbing pins into $S effigy.~ found_vict Your heart lurches in your chest, and fiery pain stabs through your skull!~ found_notvict $n glares balefully at $N while stabbing a pin into a voodoo doll.~ noarg_char Bad juju like this has to be directed at a person.~ noarg_room $n looks hostile for a moment.~ self_char You stab a pin into your own voodoo doll! Agony!~ self_room $n jabs a pin into $s own voodoo doll, and twitches in agony!~ notfound_char Your hatred finds no such target.~ end #SOCIAL name ogg min_pos rest found_char Engage!~ found_vict $n oggs your head with photon torpedos! You are reeling.~ found_notvict $n oggs $N's head with photon torpedos! $N reels.~ noarg_char Ogg who?~ self_char If you do that, the universe will explode.~ self_room $n almost oggs $mself, but wisely reconsiders.~ notfound_char You can't find your target.~ end #SOCIAL name confused min_pos rest found_char You blink slowly, trying to decipher $S comment.~ found_vict $n blinks slowly. Maybe you left a word out of your sentence?~ found_notvict $n blinks slowly. Maybe $N left a word out of $S sentence...~ noarg_char Your confusion is showing.~ noarg_room $n blinks slowly...~ notfound_char No wonder you're confused.~ end #SOCIAL name beam min_pos rest found_char You dazzle $N with your smile.~ found_vict $n must like you a great deal to beam at you so broadly!~ found_notvict $n must like $N a great deal to beam at $M so broadly!~ noarg_char You beam delightedly at nothing in particular.~ noarg_room $n beams broadly at nothing in particular.~ self_char Well, aren't you special?~ self_room $n beams at $mself, obviously pleased.~ notfound_char You look pretty silly beaming at imaginary friends...~ end #SOCIAL name bite min_pos rest found_char You bite $N on the neck.~ found_vict $n bites you on the neck.~ found_notvict $n bites $N on the neck!~ noarg_char You glare around, muttering "Bite me..." under your breath.~ noarg_room $n glares around, muttering "Bite me..." under $s breath.~ self_char You bite your knuckle in anguish.~ self_room $n bites $s knuckle in anguish...the tragedy!~ notfound_char Hungry? No such luck.~ end #SOCIAL name discodance min_pos rest found_char You grab $N and disco wildly! Groovy!~ found_vict $n grabs you and does $m best Travolta!~ found_notvict $n grabs $N and does $m best Travolta!~ noarg_char Groovy!~ noarg_room $n discos wildly!~ notfound_char It's okay, you can disco solo too.~ end #SOCIAL name scuff min_pos rest found_char You scuff your foot, avoiding $N's gaze.~ found_vict $n scuffs $s foot and shyly avoids your gaze.~ found_notvict $n scuffs $s foot and shyly avoids $N's gaze.~ noarg_char You scuff your foot sheepishly.~ noarg_room $n scuffs $s foot in the dirt, looking very sheepish.~ notfound_char They aren't here.~ end #SOCIAL name whap min_pos rest found_char You whap $N upside the head!~ found_vict HEY! $n whaps you upside the head!~ found_notvict With a resounding WHAP!, $n reprimands $N.~ noarg_char Whap who?~ self_char Ow! You give yourself a resounding whap upside the head.~ self_room Biff! $n whaps $mself upside the head!~ notfound_char Whiff...~ end #SOCIAL name lag min_pos rest noarg_char Yes, yes.~ noarg_room $n is m o v i n g v e ry sl o w l y ...~ end #SOCIAL name chortle min_pos rest found_char You chortle mischievously at $N.~ found_vict $n chortles mischievously at you.~ found_notvict $n chortles mischievously at $N.~ noarg_char Heh.~ noarg_room $n chortles mischievously.~ self_char You chortle at your own joke.~ self_room $n chortles at $s own joke. Don't bother.~ notfound_char Took you a while to get that....they aren't here.~ end #SOCIAL name zerbert min_pos rest found_char You lift $N's shirt and blow loudly into $S navel!~ found_vict Yeek! $n lifts your shirt and blows loudly into your navel!~ found_notvict $n lifts $N's shirt and blows loudly into $S navel!~ noarg_char Gotta zerbert SOMEBODY.~ self_char Careful, people are staring...~ self_room $n looks around furtively, and then bends over and blows loudly into $s own navel!~ notfound_char You missed.~ end #SOCIAL name twitch min_pos rest found_char You twitch involuntarily at $N's presence.~ found_vict $n notices you and twitches.~ found_notvict $N must really be getting to $n...~ noarg_char You twitch nervously.~ noarg_room $n twitches nervously.~ notfound_char Nervous? They aren't even here.~ end #SOCIAL name leer min_pos rest found_char You leer at $N like the pervert you are.~ found_vict $n eyes you up and down, leering like a filthy pervert!~ found_notvict $n eyes $N up and down, leering like a filthy pervert!~ noarg_char You peer around the room, leering like the pervert you are!~ noarg_room $n peers about, leering like a filthy pervert!~ self_char Desperation has reached new heights, hasn't it?~ self_room $n leers at $mself shamelessly.~ notfound_char You'll have to settle for memories -- that person isn't here.~ end #SOCIAL name polite min_pos rest found_char You indicate your underappreciation of $S joke.~ found_vict $n gives a politle but unappreciative chuckle to your joke.~ found_notvict $n gives a polite little chuckle to $N's joke.~ noarg_char You give a polite little chuckle.~ noarg_room $n gives a polite little chuckle.~ self_char You chuckle at your own joke, since no one else would.~ self_room $n chuckles at $s own joke, since none of you would.~ notfound_char You can't find a friend to chuckle with.~ end #SOCIAL name mischievous min_pos rest found_char You grin mischievously at $M, thinking an evil thought.~ found_vict $n grins mischievously at you. You inch toward the door.~ found_notvict $n grins mischievously at $N. $m must be thinking something evil.~ noarg_char You give a mischievous smile at the trouble you have in mind.~ noarg_room $n grins mischievously at a nasty idea.~ self_char You grin mischievously to yourself.~ self_room $n grins mischievously to $mself.~ notfound_char You must be delirious.~ end #SOCIAL name accept min_pos rest noarg_char You accept the proferred apology graciously.~ noarg_room $n graciously accepts the proferred apology.~ end #SOCIAL name anticipate min_pos rest noarg_char You murmur 'Sssssoonnn, my presssssciousssss...'~ noarg_room $n murmurs 'Ssssssooonnnn, my pressssscioussss...'~ end #SOCIAL name shudder min_pos rest noarg_char You shudder at the horror and repress tears.~ noarg_room $n shudders at the horror and represses tears.~ end #SOCIAL name powertrip min_pos rest noarg_char You scream 'The PPppppPOOOOoooWWWwwwErrRRR!' and writhe.~ noarg_room $n writhes, screaming 'The PPppppPOOOOoooWWWwwwErrRRR!'~ end #SOCIAL name mull min_pos rest noarg_char You mull over the idea at hand, asking for patience.~ noarg_room $n mulls over the idea at hand. Please be patient.~ end #SOCIAL name wait min_pos rest noarg_char You wait patiently.~ noarg_room $n waits patiently.~ end #SOCIAL name bat min_pos rest noarg_char You bat your long, dark lashes and smile innocently.~ noarg_room $n bats $s long, dark lashes and smiles innocently.~ end #SOCIAL name sage min_pos rest noarg_char You nod sagely.~ noarg_room $n nods sagely.~ end #SOCIAL name contemplate min_pos rest noarg_char You bite your lip contemplatively.~ noarg_room $n bites $s lip contemplatively.~ end #SOCIAL name agree min_pos rest found_char You nod in enthusiastic agreement with $N.~ found_vict $n nods in enthusiastic agreement with you.~ found_notvict $n nods in enthusiastic agreement with $N.~ noarg_char You agree absolutely.~ noarg_room $n agrees absolutely.~ self_char You find yourself most agreeable.~ self_room $n finds $mself the most agreeable being alive.~ notfound_char Sorry, your target is absent.~ end #SOCIAL name toast min_pos rest found_char You raise your glass of champagne to $S.~ found_vict $n silently toasts you.~ found_notvict $n silently toasts $N.~ noarg_char You raise a glass of champagne in a toast.~ noarg_room $n raises $s glass of champagne in a toast.~ self_char You grin evilly and toast yourself.~ self_room $n grins evilly and toasts $mself.~ notfound_char Your object of praise is absent.~ end #SOCIAL name conspire min_pos rest found_char You induct $S into your private conspiracy with a wink.~ found_vict $n inducts you into $m private conspiracy with a wink.~ found_notvict $n winks conspiratorily at $N. You wonder what this can mean.~ noarg_char You wink conspiratorily, waiting for the countersign.~ noarg_room $n winks conspiratorily, waiting for the countersign.~ self_char $n is paranoid enough to distrust even $mself.~ notfound_char Even you conspire against yourself.~ end #SOCIAL name support min_pos rest found_char You hug $M supportively and smile.~ found_vict $n hugs you supportively and smiles.~ found_notvict $n hugs $N supportively and smiles.~ noarg_char You fully support the plan.~ noarg_room $n fully supports the plan.~ self_char You hug yourself sadly.~ self_room $n hugs $mself sadly. Perhaps you could help?~ notfound_char Sorry, friend, I can't see that person here.~ end #SOCIAL name pound min_pos rest found_char You pound $M into a bloody mass.~ found_vict $n pounds you into a bloody mass.~ found_notvict $n pounds $N into a bloody mass.~ noarg_char You make vague pounding motions with your fist at the thought.~ noarg_room $n makes vague pounding motions with $m fist at the thought.~ notfound_char Sorry, friend, I can't see that person here.~ end #SOCIAL name wrist min_pos rest found_char You slaps $M wrist sharply.~ found_vict $n slaps your wrist sharply.~ found_notvict $n slaps $N's wrist sharply.~ noarg_char You hold out out a wrist for a slap.~ noarg_room $n holds out a wrist for a slap.~ self_char You slap your own wrist.~ self_room $n slaps $m own wrist.~ notfound_char Sorry, friend, I can't see that person here.~ end #SOCIAL name romeo min_pos rest noarg_char You light up a Romeo y Julietta cigar and puff contentedly.~ noarg_room $n lights up a Romeo y Julietta cigar and puffs contentedly.~ end #SOCIAL name camel min_pos rest found_char You light a Camel cigarette for $M.~ found_vict $n lights a Camel cigarette for you.~ found_notvict $n lights a Camel cigarette for $N.~ noarg_char You pretend you are a camel.~ noarg_room $n pretends to be a camel.~ self_char You light a Camel cigarette and inhale sharply.~ self_room $n lights a Camel cigarette and inhales sharply.~ notfound_char You don't see that personhere.~ end #SOCIAL name whip min_pos rest found_char You flick your whip across $M bare back.~ found_vict $n flicks a whip across your back... the pain.. the pleasure..~ found_notvict $n flicks $s whip across $N's bare back.~ noarg_char You crack your bullwhip menacingly.~ noarg_room $n cracks a bullwhip menacingly.~ self_char You whip yourself into a frenzy.~ self_room $n whips $mself into a frenzy.~ notfound_char Sorry, friend, I can't see that person here.~ end #SOCIAL name cramp min_pos rest found_char You hammerlock $M, screaming, "AAAAARRRRRGH!! I HAVE A CRAMP!!!"~ found_vict $n hammerlocks you, screaming "AAAAARRRRRGH!! I HAVE A CRAMP!!!"~ found_notvict $n hammerlocks $N, screaming, "AAAAARRRRRGH!! I HAVE A CRAMP!!!".~ noarg_char You gasp and clutch your abdomen, wheezing with the pain.~ noarg_room $n gasps and clutches $m abdomen in agony.~ notfound_char Suffering as you are, you didn't see that person slip out.~ end #SOCIAL name make min_pos rest found_char You steam up the windows with $M.~ found_vict $n starts steaming up the windows with you.~ found_notvict $n and $N start steaming up the windows.~ noarg_char You breathe heavily and wetly.~ noarg_room $n breathes heavily and wetly.~ notfound_char Sorry, friend, I can't see that person here.~ end #SOCIAL name sweep min_pos rest found_char You sweep $M into your arms and kiss $M long and deeply.~ found_vict $n sweeps you into $s arms and kisses you long and deeply.~ found_notvict $n sweeps $N into $s arms and kisses $M long and deeply.~ noarg_char You look at your empty arms and sigh.~ noarg_room $n looks at $s empty arms and sighs.~ notfound_char The object of your kiss is absent.~ end #SOCIAL name buff min_pos rest noarg_char You buff your nails on your cloak.~ noarg_room $n buffs $s nails on $s cloak.~ end #SOCIAL name liver min_pos rest found_char You rip out $S liver and eat it.~ found_vict $n rips out your liver and eats it.~ found_notvict $n rips out $N's liver and eats it.~ noarg_char You look angrily for someone to disembowel.~ noarg_room $n angrily for someone to disembowel.~ notfound_char The object of your wrath is absent.~ end #SOCIAL name wrestle min_pos rest found_char You wrestle $M to the floor and pin $M there.~ found_vict $n wrestles you to the floor and pins you.~ found_notvict $n wrestles $N to the floor, pinning $M there.~ self_char You wrestle with your conscience.~ self_room $n wrestles with $m conscience.~ notfound_char Sorry, friend, I can't see that person here.~ end #SOCIAL name tie min_pos rest found_char You grab $N and tie $M to the bedposts.~ found_vict $n grabs you and ties you securely to a four poster bed.~ found_notvict $n grabs $N and ties $S to a four poster bed.~ noarg_char You toy with a pair of handcuffs suggestively.~ noarg_room $n toys suggestively with a pair of handcuffs.~ notfound_char Sorry, friend, I can't see that person here.~ end #SOCIAL name tight min_pos rest found_char You hold $M tightly in your arms.~ found_vict $n holds you in $m arms.~ found_notvict $n holds $N tightly in $m arms.~ notfound_char Sorry, friend, I can't see that person here.~ end #SOCIAL name fatality min_pos rest found_char You intone, '$N wins. Fatality.'~ found_vict $n intones, '$N wins. Fatality.'~ found_notvict $n intones, '$N wins. Fatality.'~ end #SOCIAL name yowl min_pos rest noarg_char You yowl in frustration.~ noarg_room $n yowls in frustration!~ end #SOCIAL name silly min_pos rest noarg_char You do the silly walk all around the room.~ noarg_room $n does the silly walk all around the room. $e *is* silly.~ end #$