M
 5
You burned $N to death~
You have been burned to death by $n~
$n has burned $N to death~
You miss $N with your burning hands~
$n reaches for you with burning hands, but misses luckily~
$n tries to burn $N, but $E escapes~
You burned $N~
You cry out in pain as $n burns you~
$N cries out as $n burns $M~
Your attempt to burn $N borders on BLASPHEMY~
The pitiful creature before you tries to burn you~
Unaware of the risks, $n tries to burn $N~
M
 6
Your lightning bolt kills $N~
You are electrocuted to death by a lightning bolt sent by $n~
The dead body of $N sizzles in the heat from a lightning bolt sent by $n~
Your lightning bolt scores the ground in front of $N, a misser~
The ground before you is scored as $n misses you with lightning~
$N jumps backwards in time to avoid lightning sent by $n~
You hit $N with your lightning, bullseye~
You are hit by lightning by $n,ouch~
$N screams in pain as lightning from $n penetrates $M~
$N stops your lightning with a single gesture, BEWARE~
You stop $n's lightning with a sure hand, no time for children's games~
$n's lightning disappears as $N makes a simple gesture~
M
 8
You chill $N, remember to put flowers on $S grave~
You feel chilled by $n and then you feel no more - RIP~
$n touches $N who slumps to the ground as a dead lump, rather chilly isn't it ?~
The atmosphere turns chilly as you miss $N~
You dodge $n and $s chill touch~
$n tries unsuccessfully to chill $N~
You chill $N~
You feel your life flowing away as $n chills you~
$n chills $N who suddenly seem less lively~
Are you trying to chill $N ? - what a joke~
$n tries to chill you, what a laugh~
$N starts to laugh as $n turns chilly~
M
 18
You jingle $N to death~
As you die from the jingle, $n smiles~
The jingle from $n turns $N into a prune~
Your jingle misses $N~
$n misses with some jingle, meant for you~
The jingle from $n misses $N~
You jingle $N, a direct hit~
You are deafened by The $n Jingle~
$n laughs as $N hears $s jingle~
How shameful to try to jingle a GOD~
You easily fend off the jingle~
$n's jingle misses $N~
M
 31
You exterminate $N~
You are exterminated by $n~
$n deals a fatal blow to $N~
Your doppelganger misses $N~
$n misses with a doppelganger aimed at you~
The doppelganger from $n misses $N~
Your doppelganger hits $N~
You are damaged by a $n doppelganger~
$n laughs as $N hears $s fart~
How shameful to try to do that to a GOD~
You easily fend off the doppelganger~
$n's doppelganger misses $N~
M
 37
$N dies dies while looking rather shocked~
$n shocks you. Unfortunately your heart can't stand it...~
$n reveals with a shock that $N has left $S body~
$N rather shockingly evades your grasp~
You nimbly dodge a shocking grasp from $n~
$N shockingly evades the grasp of $n~
You get a good hold of the shocked $N~
You get a shock as $n gets too close to you~
$N looks shocked as $n graspes at $M~
You shockingly realize you can't shock $N~
These puny creatures are shocking at times~
The atmosphere gets loaded as $n tries to shock $N~
M
 10
YOU KILLED $N !!! - don't you feel ashamed~
Your head is filled with all the colours of the rainbow before it bursts~
$n makes $N into a colourful corpse~
Your spray of colour misses $N - what a dull world~
$n unsuccesfully tries to add colour to your life~
$n splashes colour everywhere except $N~
Your own private rainbow hits $N in the face - WOWIE~
A sudden burst of colours sends you reeling~
$n throws colours at $N who in vain tries to escape~
Your spray of colours turn into butterflies as $N frowns~
Your frown is enough to turn $n's colour spray into little butterflies~
The air is filled with butterflies as $N frowns at $n's colour spray~
M
 25
$N crumples as you kill $M by draining $S energy~
As $n drains your last energy you look foreward to the peace of the graveyard~
$n drains the enegy of $N who crumples as a lifeless cocoon~
You need more draining lessons~
Luckily for you $n slept during draining-lessons~
$n fails to drain $N - what a waste of energy~
You drain $N of some of $S energy~
You feel less energic as $n drains you~
$n drains $N - what a waste of energy~
You waste energy trying to drain $N~
How amusing - $n tries to drain you~
$N's eyes twinkle with laughter as $n tries to drain $M~
M
 26
Your fireball hits $N with full force, causing an immediate death~
As you burst into flames of death $n grins evilly~
The heat from a fireball from $n turns $N into a charred corpse~
Your fireball blooms few feet before $N who claps $S hands in wonder~
$n aims a fireball at you but it blooms few feet before you, you clap your hands at the show~
A fireball from $n misses $N - what great fireworks around here~
You throw a fireball at $N and have the satisfaction of seeing $M enveloped in flames~
You are enveloped in flames from a fireball sent by $n - OUCH~
$n smirks as $s fireball explodes into the face of $N~
How shameful to throw fireballs at a GOD~
You choose to ignore a shameful attempt to fireball you~
$n's fireball is tactfully ignored by $N~
M
 27
You harm poor old $N to death~
You die as nasty old $n grins evilly~
$n does the ultimate harm to $N~
You seriously harm $N~
$n harms you~
$n harms $N - how nice.~
You harm $N and do a fine job of it~
You are definitely harmed by $n - OUCH~
$n smiles as $N is harmed.~
How shameful to try to harm a GOD~
You choose to ignore a shameful attempt to harm you~
$n's attempt to do harm is ignored by $N~
M
 30
Your lightning bolt shatters $N to pieces~
You feel enlightened by the lightning bolt $n sends and then all is darkness - RIP~
$N receives the full blast of a lightning bolt from $n ... and is no more~
Your aim is going from bad to worse and the lightning bolt misses $N~
$n has got a bad aim and the lightning bolt misses you~
$n fails in hitting $N with a lightning bolt~
The lightning bolt hits $N with full impact~
YOU'RE HIT. A lightning bolt from $n has reached its goal~
$N wavers under the impact of the lightning bolt sent by $n~
Your lightning bolt is extinguished as mighty $N moves $S ears~
You move your ears to extinguish $n's lightning bolt~
$N moves $S ears and $n's lightning bolt is extinguished~
M
 90
The magic missile tears away the remaining life of $N~
You have time to notice $n uttering strange sounds before everything is dark~
The magic missile sent by $n's weapon causes $N to collapse in a heap~
The magic missile penetrates the air miles above $N~
You don't even have to duck as $n's weapon sends a magic missile over your head~
$n's weapon misses $N by a wide margin~
A magic missile directed from your weapon hits $N~
You stagger as a magic missile from $n's weapon hits you~
$n's weapon directs a magic missile at $N who staggers under the blow~
A magic missile makes $N roar with laughter~
You can't help laughing as a magic missile misses you~
$N starts to roar with laughter as $n's weapon sends a magic missile at $M~
M
 91
YOU KILLED $N !!! - don't you feel ashamed~
Your head is filled with all the colours of the rainbow before it bursts~
$n's weapon makes $N into a colourful corpse~
A spray of colour misses $N - what a dull world~
$n's weapon unsuccessfully tries to add colour to your life~
$n's weapon splashes colour everywhere except $N~
A gorgeous rainbow hits $N in the face - WOWIE~
A sudden burst of colours sends you reeling~
$n's weapon releases a spray of colours at $N~
Your spray of colours turn into butterflies as $N frowns~
Your frown is enough to turn $n's colour spray into little butterflies~
The air is filled with butterflies as $N frowns at $n's colour spray~
M
 32
The magic missile tears away the remaining life of $N~
You have time to notice $n uttering strange sounds before everything is dark~
The magic missile sent by $n causes $N to stagger and collapse in a heap~
The magic missile penetrates the air miles above $N~
You don't even have to duck as $n sends a magic missile way over your head~
$n tries in vain to correct the course of the magic missile meant to hit $N~
You watch with selfpride as the magic missile hits $N~
You stagger as a magic missile from $n hits you~
$n throws a magic missile at $N who staggers under the blow~
Your magic missile makes $N roar with laughter~
You can't help laughing as $n sends a magic missile at you~
$N starts to roar with laughter as $n sends a magic missile at $M~
M
 92
A flaming fireball hits $N with full force, causing an immediate death~
As you burst into flames of death $n grins evilly~
The heat from a fireball from $n turns $N into a charred corpse~
Your weapon's fireball blooms few feet before $N who claps $S hands in wonder~
$n's weapon releases a fireball at you but it misses~
A fireball from $n's sword misses $N - what great fireworks around here~
Your weapon launches a fireball at $N and hits the target~
You are enveloped in flames from a fireball sent by $n's weapon - OUCH~
$n smirks as $s weapon sends a fireball into the face of $N~
How shameful to launch fireballs at a GOD~
You choose to ignore a shameful attempt to fireball you~
$n's fireball is tactfully ignored by $N~
M
 93
$N is dissolved by the goodness of your weapon.~
$n's weapon dissolves you, you regret having been so evil, and die...~
$n's weapon completely dissolves $N~
$N is unaffected by the spell~
$n tries to dispell you with a mere weapon~
$N laughs at $n as $e tries to dispell $M with a weapon~
$N shivers, and suffers from his evilness~
$n's weapon makes your soul hurt and suffer~
$n's weapon makes $N's evil spirit shiver and suffer~
Did you really expect $M to suffer?~
$n unfruitfully tries to dispell you with a weapon~
$n is stupid...~
M
 94
$N is killed by a powerful bolt from your weapon.~
$n's weapon sends a fatal bolt...~
$n's weapon hits $N with a fatal bolt~
$N is unaffected by the spell~
$n's weapon send's a bolt that misses you~
$N smiles at $n as $e tries to lauch a bolt at $M with a weapon~
$N receives the full force of a lightning bolt~
$n's weapon mails you with a powerful bolt~
$n's weapons hits $N with a lightning bolt~
Did you really expect $M to be hit?~
$n misses you by a wide margin with a bolt from a weapon.~
$n is a moron...~
M
 95
A sunburst hits $N with full force, causing an immediate death~
As you burst into flames $n smiles~
The brilliance of a sunburst from $n turns $N into a corpse~
Your weapon's sunburst bursts before $N who gasps in amazement~
$n's weapon releases a sunburst that barely misses~
$n's weapon releases a sunburst that barely misses~
Your weapon launches a sunburst at $N, right on target~
You are enveloped by a sunburst from $n's weapon - OUCH~
$n smirks as $s weapon sends a sunburst toward $N~
How shameful to launch sunbursts at a GOD~
You choose to ignore a shameful attempt to sunburst you~
$n's sunburst is tactfully ignored by $N~
M
 96
Your weapon releases a slime that kills $N~
As you are engulfed in slime, $n smiles~
It seems that $n's weapon has slimed $N to death~
Your weapon's slime nauseates $N who barfs immediately~
$n's weapon releases some slime that barely misses~
$n's weapon releases some slime that barely misses~
Your weapon launches some slime at $N, right on target~
You are enveloped by some slime from $n's weapon - OUCH~
$n smirks as $s weapon sends a load of slime toward $N~
How shameful to even think of sliming a GOD~
You choose to ignore a shameful attempt to slime you~
$n's slime is tactfully ignored by $N~
M
 97
Your weapon releases a gas that kills $N~
As you are engulfed in gas, $n smiles~
It seems that $N died from the gas released by $n's weapon~
The gas from weapon chokes $N~
$n's weapon releases some gas that barely misses~
$n's weapon releases some gas that barely misses~
Your weapon launches some gas at $N, right on target~
You inhaleped the gas from $n's weapon - OH OH~
$n smirks as $s weapon releases a load of gas toward $N~
How shameful to even think of sliming a GOD~
You choose to ignore a shameful attempt to gas you~
$n's gas is tactfully ignored by $N~
M
 101
You bludgeon $N to death~
You are bludgeoned to death by $n~
$n ruthlessly bludgeons $N to death~
You fruitlessly try to bludgeon $N~
You easily dodge an attempt by $n to bludgeon you~
An attempt by $n to bludgeon $N is in vain as $N twists in a funny fashion~
You ruthlessly bludgeon $N~
With a nasty smile on $s face $n bludgeons you~
$n bludgeons $N while smiling ruthlessly~
Your attempt to bludgeon $N fails, luckily for you $N has a sense of humour~
Your patience is tried when $n tries to clobber you~
$N strains $Mself from zapping $n when $e attempts to bludgeon the mighty one~
M
 102
$N returns $n's pierce with a piercing look.~
You pierce $N's heart, you heartbreaker you~
$n breaks your heart, goodbye cruel world...~
$n pierces the heart of $N who falls to the ground clutching at the wound~
You pierce $N's clothes but do not touch $N $Mself~
You get ventilation-holes in your clothes as $n misses you~
$n pierces ventilation-holes in $N's clothes instead of $N $Mself~
You lunge at $N and pierce $S right leg~
Your right leg is pierced by $n~
$n prepares to barbeque $N's right leg~
The great $N sends you a piercing look, OUPS~
You return $n's pierce with a piercing look, hmmmm~
M
 103
You beautifully slash $N into two parts - both dead~
Your upper body is disconnected from your legs as $n slashes at you - RIP~
$N is slashed into two by a masterly stroke performed by $n~
Your desperate slash at $N is easily avoided by $M~
You easily avoid the slash from $n~
$N avoids a slash from $n. $E sure is nimble~
$N cries out in agony as you slash $S ribcage~
Your ribcage is slashed open by $n - OUCH~
$n nicely dissects the ribcage of $N with a single slash~
Your cunning slash at $N is fruitless~
You nimbly stop a slash from $n~
$N stops a cunning slash from $n who looks disappointed~
M
 100
You punch $N's head with a blow, that crushes $S skull.~
$n punches your head with a blow, that crushes your skull.~
$n punches $N's head so hard, that $S skull cracks open.~
You swing your fist at $N, but miss $M.~
You barely avoids $n's fist, as $e takes a swing at you.~
$N barely avoids a blow from $n.~
You give $N a blow, that sends $M reeling.~
$n gives you a blow, that sends you reeling.~
$N receives a blow from $n that sends $M reeling.~
Your fist flops as your body denies to fight the mighty $N~
$n seem to have trouble getting $s body to fight you~
$n's body rebels against $m when $e tries to punch $N~
M
 76
Your kick at $N's face splits $S head open - yummy~
$n aims a kick at your face which splits your head in two~
$n neatly kicks $N's head into pieces - YUMMY~
You miss your kick at $N's groin, much to $S relief~
$n misses a kick at your groin, you breathe easier now~
$n misses a kick at $N's groin~
You kick $N's butt~
You're kicked in the butt. It hurts~
$n kicks $N in the butt~
You attempt to kick $N but lose your balance and fall face down~
$n tries to kick you, but misses by a wide margin.~
$n falls face down in some mud created by $N~
M
 200
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You can only lie still as the last heartbeat ebbs...~
$N suffers from bloodlack, and the lack of a beating heart...~
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suffer miss victim..~
suffer miss room..~
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You lie on the ground suffering from bleeding wounds~
$N lies immobile on the ground, suffering...~
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Suffer god victim..~
Suffer god room..~
M
 85
$N killed.~
You are burned to ash, as $n breathes on you.~
$n makes $N to ash.~
$N missed.~
$n breathes fire at you, but you avoids it.~
$N avoids $n firebreath.~
$N hit.~
$n burns you.~
$N is partly made ash, as $n breaths fire.~
$N immortal.~
$n warms you.~
$n warms $N.~
M
 86
$N killed.~
You die from the gas $n breathes on you.~
$n kills $N with a gas breath.~
$N missed.~
$n breathes gas at you, but it has no effect.~
SN avoids $n's gas.~
$N hit.~
$n gasses you.~
$N is gassed by $n.~
$N immortal.~
$n want's to gas you, but can't.~
$n tries to gas $N, but can't.~
M
 87
$N killed.~
You are frosen to ice, as $n breathes on you.~
$n makes $N to ice.~
$N missed.~
$n breathes frost at you, but you avoids it.~
SN avoids $n frostbreath.~
$N hit.~
$n frezes you.~
$N is partly made ice, as $n breaths frost.~
$N immortal.~
$n supplies you with airconditioning.~
$n supplies $N with airconditioning.~
M
 88
$N killed.~
You are corroded to nothing, as $n breathes on you.~
$n corrodes $N to nothing.~
$N missed.~
$n breathes acid at you, but you avoids it.~
SN avoids $n acidbreath.~
$N hit.~
$n corrodes you.~
$N is corroded as $n breaths acid.~
$N immortal.~
$n helps you clean your hands with a little acid.~
$n helps $N cleaning.~
M
 89
$N killed.~
You are killed by $n lightning breath.~
$n killes $N with a lightning breath.~
$N missed.~
$n breathes lightning at you, but you avoids it.~
SN avoids $n lightning breath.~
$N hit.~
$n hits you with a lightning breath.~
$N is hit by $n's lightning breath.~
$N immortal.~
$n tries to breath lightning upon you.~
$n tries to breath lightning upon $N.~
M
 74
$N makes a strange sound but is suddenly silent, as you place $p in $S back~
Suddenly $n stabs you in the back, RIP...~
$n places $p in the back of $N, resulting in a lot of blood and a corpse~
$N quickly avoids your backstab, and you nearly cuts your finger~
$n tried to backstab you, but you avoid $s~
$n tried to backstab $N, but nearly cut $s own finger~
$N makes a strange sound, as you place $p in $S back~
Suddenly $n stabs you in the back~
$n place $p in the back of $N, resulting in some strange noises and some blood~
$N sends you a look, that makes you forget all about backstabbing~
$n tries to backstab you, but changes $s mind~
$n tries to backstab $N, but changes $s mind~
M
 77
$N doesn't recover from your bash ! - $E is dead~
As $n bashes at you, you give up living and die...~
$N dies after $n has bashed $M~
As $N avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground~
You dodge a bash from $n who loses $s balance and falls~
$N avoids being bashed by $n who loses $s balance and falls~
Your bash at $N sends $M sprawling~
$n sends you sprawling~
$n sends $N sprawling with a powerful bash~
Your effort to bash $N sends you sprawling on the ground~
$n unfruitfully tries to bash you and is sent sprawling~
$n dares a bash at $N and is sent sprawling without touching $M~
M
 22
$N is dissolved by your goodness.~
$n dissolves you, you regret having been so evil, and die...~
$n completely dissolves $N~
$N is unaffected by your goodness~
$n thinks that he is really good, and tries to dispell you~
$N laughs at $n as $e tries to dispell $M~
$N shiver, and suffer from his evilness~
$n makes your soul hurt and suffer~
$n makes $N's evil spirit shiver and suffer~
Did you really expect $M to suffer?~
$n unfruitfully tries to dispell you~
$n is stupid...~
M
 33
Poison burns intensely in your veins, you shiver, you die.~
victim die suffer never see.~
$N has a few cramps and die suffering.~
suffer miss char.~
suffer miss victim.~
suffer miss room.~
You feel burning poison in your blood, and suffer.~
suffer victim never see.~
$N looks rather sick.~
Suffer god Char..~
Suffer god victim..~
Suffer god room..~
M
 45
Your sunburst hits $N with awesome force, causing instant death~
As you die from the sunburst, $n grins evilly~
The photon flux from the sunburst $n turns $N into a limp corpse~
Your sunburst misses $N~
$n misfires a sunburst, meant for you~
A sunburst from $n misses $N - more great fireworks~
You direct a sunburst at $N and watch $M wilt~
You are enveloped in the photonic flux from a sunburst sent by $n~
$n laughs as $s sunburst blasts $N~
How shameful to try to use sunburst on a GOD~
You easily fend off the sunburst~
$n's sunburst is ignored by $N~
M
 55
Your nova hits $N with awesome force, causing instant death~
As you die from the nova, $n smiles~
The power from the nova $n turns $N into a limp corpse~
Your nova misses $N~
$n misfires on a nova, intended for you~
A nova from $n misses $N.~
You direct a nova at $N and watch $M wilt~
You are overcome by the power of a nova sent by $n~
$n laughs as $s nova blasts $N~
How shameful to try to use nova on a GOD~
You easily fend off the nova~
$n's nova is ignored by $N~
M
 58
You barf all over $N~
You have been barfed to death by $n~
$n has barfed $N to death~
You miss $N with your barf~
$n misses you with a load of barf~
$n tries to barf $N, but $E escapes~
You barfed $N~
You puke in pain as $n barfs you~
$N screams as $n barfs $M~
Your attempt to barf $N borders on BLASPHEMY~
The pitiful creature before you tries to barf you~
Unaware of the risks, $n tries to barf $N~
M
 62
You slime $N with disgusting force, causing a revolting death~
As you die from the slime, $n grins evilly~
The slime from $n turns $N into a sickening corpse~
Your slime misses $N~
$n misses with some slime, meant for you~
The slime from $n misses $N~
You slime $N, a direct hit~
You are enveloped in the nauseous slime sent by $n~
$n laughs as $s slime soaks $N~
How shameful to try to slime a GOD~
You easily fend off the slime~
$n's slime misses $N~
M
 68
You completely gas $N, causing instant death~
As you die from the gas, $n burps~
The gas from $n turns $N into a bloated corpse~
Your gas misses $N~
$n misses with some gas, meant for you~
The gas from $n misses $N~
You gas $N, a direct hit~
You are enveloped in the nauseous gas sent by $n~
$n laughs as $N inhales $s gas~
How shameful to try to gas a GOD~
You easily fend off the gas~
$n's gas misses $N~
$~