M 5 You burned $N to death~ You have been burned to death by $n~ $n has burned $N to death~ You miss $N with your burning hands~ $n reaches for you with burning hands, but misses luckily~ $n tries to burn $N, but $E escapes~ You burned $N~ You cry out in pain as $n burns you~ $N cries out as $n burns $M~ Your attempt to burn $N borders on BLASPHEMY~ The pitiful creature before you tries to burn you~ Unaware of the risks, $n tries to burn $N~ M 6 Your lightning bolt kills $N~ You are electrocuted to death by a lightning bolt sent by $n~ The dead body of $N sizzles in the heat from a lightning bolt sent by $n~ Your lightning bolt scores the ground in front of $N, a misser~ The ground before you is scored as $n misses you with lightning~ $N jumps backwards in time to avoid lightning sent by $n~ You hit $N with your lightning, bullseye~ You are hit by lightning by $n,ouch~ $N screams in pain as lightning from $n penetrates $M~ $N stops your lightning with a single gesture, BEWARE~ You stop $n's lightning with a sure hand, no time for children's games~ $n's lightning disappears as $N makes a simple gesture~ M 8 You chill $N, remember to put flowers on $S grave~ You feel chilled by $n and then you feel no more - RIP~ $n touches $N who slumps to the ground as a dead lump, rather chilly isn't it ?~ The atmosphere turns chilly as you miss $N~ You dodge $n and $s chill touch~ $n tries unsuccessfully to chill $N~ You chill $N~ You feel your life flowing away as $n chills you~ $n chills $N who suddenly seem less lively~ Are you trying to chill $N ? - what a joke~ $n tries to chill you, what a laugh~ $N starts to laugh as $n turns chilly~ M 18 You jingle $N to death~ As you die from the jingle, $n smiles~ The jingle from $n turns $N into a prune~ Your jingle misses $N~ $n misses with some jingle, meant for you~ The jingle from $n misses $N~ You jingle $N, a direct hit~ You are deafened by The $n Jingle~ $n laughs as $N hears $s jingle~ How shameful to try to jingle a GOD~ You easily fend off the jingle~ $n's jingle misses $N~ M 31 You exterminate $N~ You are exterminated by $n~ $n deals a fatal blow to $N~ Your doppelganger misses $N~ $n misses with a doppelganger aimed at you~ The doppelganger from $n misses $N~ Your doppelganger hits $N~ You are damaged by a $n doppelganger~ $n laughs as $N hears $s fart~ How shameful to try to do that to a GOD~ You easily fend off the doppelganger~ $n's doppelganger misses $N~ M 37 $N dies dies while looking rather shocked~ $n shocks you. Unfortunately your heart can't stand it...~ $n reveals with a shock that $N has left $S body~ $N rather shockingly evades your grasp~ You nimbly dodge a shocking grasp from $n~ $N shockingly evades the grasp of $n~ You get a good hold of the shocked $N~ You get a shock as $n gets too close to you~ $N looks shocked as $n graspes at $M~ You shockingly realize you can't shock $N~ These puny creatures are shocking at times~ The atmosphere gets loaded as $n tries to shock $N~ M 10 YOU KILLED $N !!! - don't you feel ashamed~ Your head is filled with all the colours of the rainbow before it bursts~ $n makes $N into a colourful corpse~ Your spray of colour misses $N - what a dull world~ $n unsuccesfully tries to add colour to your life~ $n splashes colour everywhere except $N~ Your own private rainbow hits $N in the face - WOWIE~ A sudden burst of colours sends you reeling~ $n throws colours at $N who in vain tries to escape~ Your spray of colours turn into butterflies as $N frowns~ Your frown is enough to turn $n's colour spray into little butterflies~ The air is filled with butterflies as $N frowns at $n's colour spray~ M 25 $N crumples as you kill $M by draining $S energy~ As $n drains your last energy you look foreward to the peace of the graveyard~ $n drains the enegy of $N who crumples as a lifeless cocoon~ You need more draining lessons~ Luckily for you $n slept during draining-lessons~ $n fails to drain $N - what a waste of energy~ You drain $N of some of $S energy~ You feel less energic as $n drains you~ $n drains $N - what a waste of energy~ You waste energy trying to drain $N~ How amusing - $n tries to drain you~ $N's eyes twinkle with laughter as $n tries to drain $M~ M 26 Your fireball hits $N with full force, causing an immediate death~ As you burst into flames of death $n grins evilly~ The heat from a fireball from $n turns $N into a charred corpse~ Your fireball blooms few feet before $N who claps $S hands in wonder~ $n aims a fireball at you but it blooms few feet before you, you clap your hands at the show~ A fireball from $n misses $N - what great fireworks around here~ You throw a fireball at $N and have the satisfaction of seeing $M enveloped in flames~ You are enveloped in flames from a fireball sent by $n - OUCH~ $n smirks as $s fireball explodes into the face of $N~ How shameful to throw fireballs at a GOD~ You choose to ignore a shameful attempt to fireball you~ $n's fireball is tactfully ignored by $N~ M 27 You harm poor old $N to death~ You die as nasty old $n grins evilly~ $n does the ultimate harm to $N~ You seriously harm $N~ $n harms you~ $n harms $N - how nice.~ You harm $N and do a fine job of it~ You are definitely harmed by $n - OUCH~ $n smiles as $N is harmed.~ How shameful to try to harm a GOD~ You choose to ignore a shameful attempt to harm you~ $n's attempt to do harm is ignored by $N~ M 30 Your lightning bolt shatters $N to pieces~ You feel enlightened by the lightning bolt $n sends and then all is darkness - RIP~ $N receives the full blast of a lightning bolt from $n ... and is no more~ Your aim is going from bad to worse and the lightning bolt misses $N~ $n has got a bad aim and the lightning bolt misses you~ $n fails in hitting $N with a lightning bolt~ The lightning bolt hits $N with full impact~ YOU'RE HIT. A lightning bolt from $n has reached its goal~ $N wavers under the impact of the lightning bolt sent by $n~ Your lightning bolt is extinguished as mighty $N moves $S ears~ You move your ears to extinguish $n's lightning bolt~ $N moves $S ears and $n's lightning bolt is extinguished~ M 90 The magic missile tears away the remaining life of $N~ You have time to notice $n uttering strange sounds before everything is dark~ The magic missile sent by $n's weapon causes $N to collapse in a heap~ The magic missile penetrates the air miles above $N~ You don't even have to duck as $n's weapon sends a magic missile over your head~ $n's weapon misses $N by a wide margin~ A magic missile directed from your weapon hits $N~ You stagger as a magic missile from $n's weapon hits you~ $n's weapon directs a magic missile at $N who staggers under the blow~ A magic missile makes $N roar with laughter~ You can't help laughing as a magic missile misses you~ $N starts to roar with laughter as $n's weapon sends a magic missile at $M~ M 91 YOU KILLED $N !!! - don't you feel ashamed~ Your head is filled with all the colours of the rainbow before it bursts~ $n's weapon makes $N into a colourful corpse~ A spray of colour misses $N - what a dull world~ $n's weapon unsuccessfully tries to add colour to your life~ $n's weapon splashes colour everywhere except $N~ A gorgeous rainbow hits $N in the face - WOWIE~ A sudden burst of colours sends you reeling~ $n's weapon releases a spray of colours at $N~ Your spray of colours turn into butterflies as $N frowns~ Your frown is enough to turn $n's colour spray into little butterflies~ The air is filled with butterflies as $N frowns at $n's colour spray~ M 32 The magic missile tears away the remaining life of $N~ You have time to notice $n uttering strange sounds before everything is dark~ The magic missile sent by $n causes $N to stagger and collapse in a heap~ The magic missile penetrates the air miles above $N~ You don't even have to duck as $n sends a magic missile way over your head~ $n tries in vain to correct the course of the magic missile meant to hit $N~ You watch with selfpride as the magic missile hits $N~ You stagger as a magic missile from $n hits you~ $n throws a magic missile at $N who staggers under the blow~ Your magic missile makes $N roar with laughter~ You can't help laughing as $n sends a magic missile at you~ $N starts to roar with laughter as $n sends a magic missile at $M~ M 92 A flaming fireball hits $N with full force, causing an immediate death~ As you burst into flames of death $n grins evilly~ The heat from a fireball from $n turns $N into a charred corpse~ Your weapon's fireball blooms few feet before $N who claps $S hands in wonder~ $n's weapon releases a fireball at you but it misses~ A fireball from $n's sword misses $N - what great fireworks around here~ Your weapon launches a fireball at $N and hits the target~ You are enveloped in flames from a fireball sent by $n's weapon - OUCH~ $n smirks as $s weapon sends a fireball into the face of $N~ How shameful to launch fireballs at a GOD~ You choose to ignore a shameful attempt to fireball you~ $n's fireball is tactfully ignored by $N~ M 93 $N is dissolved by the goodness of your weapon.~ $n's weapon dissolves you, you regret having been so evil, and die...~ $n's weapon completely dissolves $N~ $N is unaffected by the spell~ $n tries to dispell you with a mere weapon~ $N laughs at $n as $e tries to dispell $M with a weapon~ $N shivers, and suffers from his evilness~ $n's weapon makes your soul hurt and suffer~ $n's weapon makes $N's evil spirit shiver and suffer~ Did you really expect $M to suffer?~ $n unfruitfully tries to dispell you with a weapon~ $n is stupid...~ M 94 $N is killed by a powerful bolt from your weapon.~ $n's weapon sends a fatal bolt...~ $n's weapon hits $N with a fatal bolt~ $N is unaffected by the spell~ $n's weapon send's a bolt that misses you~ $N smiles at $n as $e tries to lauch a bolt at $M with a weapon~ $N receives the full force of a lightning bolt~ $n's weapon mails you with a powerful bolt~ $n's weapons hits $N with a lightning bolt~ Did you really expect $M to be hit?~ $n misses you by a wide margin with a bolt from a weapon.~ $n is a moron...~ M 95 A sunburst hits $N with full force, causing an immediate death~ As you burst into flames $n smiles~ The brilliance of a sunburst from $n turns $N into a corpse~ Your weapon's sunburst bursts before $N who gasps in amazement~ $n's weapon releases a sunburst that barely misses~ $n's weapon releases a sunburst that barely misses~ Your weapon launches a sunburst at $N, right on target~ You are enveloped by a sunburst from $n's weapon - OUCH~ $n smirks as $s weapon sends a sunburst toward $N~ How shameful to launch sunbursts at a GOD~ You choose to ignore a shameful attempt to sunburst you~ $n's sunburst is tactfully ignored by $N~ M 96 Your weapon releases a slime that kills $N~ As you are engulfed in slime, $n smiles~ It seems that $n's weapon has slimed $N to death~ Your weapon's slime nauseates $N who barfs immediately~ $n's weapon releases some slime that barely misses~ $n's weapon releases some slime that barely misses~ Your weapon launches some slime at $N, right on target~ You are enveloped by some slime from $n's weapon - OUCH~ $n smirks as $s weapon sends a load of slime toward $N~ How shameful to even think of sliming a GOD~ You choose to ignore a shameful attempt to slime you~ $n's slime is tactfully ignored by $N~ M 97 Your weapon releases a gas that kills $N~ As you are engulfed in gas, $n smiles~ It seems that $N died from the gas released by $n's weapon~ The gas from weapon chokes $N~ $n's weapon releases some gas that barely misses~ $n's weapon releases some gas that barely misses~ Your weapon launches some gas at $N, right on target~ You inhaleped the gas from $n's weapon - OH OH~ $n smirks as $s weapon releases a load of gas toward $N~ How shameful to even think of sliming a GOD~ You choose to ignore a shameful attempt to gas you~ $n's gas is tactfully ignored by $N~ M 101 You bludgeon $N to death~ You are bludgeoned to death by $n~ $n ruthlessly bludgeons $N to death~ You fruitlessly try to bludgeon $N~ You easily dodge an attempt by $n to bludgeon you~ An attempt by $n to bludgeon $N is in vain as $N twists in a funny fashion~ You ruthlessly bludgeon $N~ With a nasty smile on $s face $n bludgeons you~ $n bludgeons $N while smiling ruthlessly~ Your attempt to bludgeon $N fails, luckily for you $N has a sense of humour~ Your patience is tried when $n tries to clobber you~ $N strains $Mself from zapping $n when $e attempts to bludgeon the mighty one~ M 102 $N returns $n's pierce with a piercing look.~ You pierce $N's heart, you heartbreaker you~ $n breaks your heart, goodbye cruel world...~ $n pierces the heart of $N who falls to the ground clutching at the wound~ You pierce $N's clothes but do not touch $N $Mself~ You get ventilation-holes in your clothes as $n misses you~ $n pierces ventilation-holes in $N's clothes instead of $N $Mself~ You lunge at $N and pierce $S right leg~ Your right leg is pierced by $n~ $n prepares to barbeque $N's right leg~ The great $N sends you a piercing look, OUPS~ You return $n's pierce with a piercing look, hmmmm~ M 103 You beautifully slash $N into two parts - both dead~ Your upper body is disconnected from your legs as $n slashes at you - RIP~ $N is slashed into two by a masterly stroke performed by $n~ Your desperate slash at $N is easily avoided by $M~ You easily avoid the slash from $n~ $N avoids a slash from $n. $E sure is nimble~ $N cries out in agony as you slash $S ribcage~ Your ribcage is slashed open by $n - OUCH~ $n nicely dissects the ribcage of $N with a single slash~ Your cunning slash at $N is fruitless~ You nimbly stop a slash from $n~ $N stops a cunning slash from $n who looks disappointed~ M 100 You punch $N's head with a blow, that crushes $S skull.~ $n punches your head with a blow, that crushes your skull.~ $n punches $N's head so hard, that $S skull cracks open.~ You swing your fist at $N, but miss $M.~ You barely avoids $n's fist, as $e takes a swing at you.~ $N barely avoids a blow from $n.~ You give $N a blow, that sends $M reeling.~ $n gives you a blow, that sends you reeling.~ $N receives a blow from $n that sends $M reeling.~ Your fist flops as your body denies to fight the mighty $N~ $n seem to have trouble getting $s body to fight you~ $n's body rebels against $m when $e tries to punch $N~ M 76 Your kick at $N's face splits $S head open - yummy~ $n aims a kick at your face which splits your head in two~ $n neatly kicks $N's head into pieces - YUMMY~ You miss your kick at $N's groin, much to $S relief~ $n misses a kick at your groin, you breathe easier now~ $n misses a kick at $N's groin~ You kick $N's butt~ You're kicked in the butt. It hurts~ $n kicks $N in the butt~ You attempt to kick $N but lose your balance and fall face down~ $n tries to kick you, but misses by a wide margin.~ $n falls face down in some mud created by $N~ M 200 ~ You can only lie still as the last heartbeat ebbs...~ $N suffers from bloodlack, and the lack of a beating heart...~ ~ suffer miss victim..~ suffer miss room..~ ~ You lie on the ground suffering from bleeding wounds~ $N lies immobile on the ground, suffering...~ ~ Suffer god victim..~ Suffer god room..~ M 85 $N killed.~ You are burned to ash, as $n breathes on you.~ $n makes $N to ash.~ $N missed.~ $n breathes fire at you, but you avoids it.~ $N avoids $n firebreath.~ $N hit.~ $n burns you.~ $N is partly made ash, as $n breaths fire.~ $N immortal.~ $n warms you.~ $n warms $N.~ M 86 $N killed.~ You die from the gas $n breathes on you.~ $n kills $N with a gas breath.~ $N missed.~ $n breathes gas at you, but it has no effect.~ SN avoids $n's gas.~ $N hit.~ $n gasses you.~ $N is gassed by $n.~ $N immortal.~ $n want's to gas you, but can't.~ $n tries to gas $N, but can't.~ M 87 $N killed.~ You are frosen to ice, as $n breathes on you.~ $n makes $N to ice.~ $N missed.~ $n breathes frost at you, but you avoids it.~ SN avoids $n frostbreath.~ $N hit.~ $n frezes you.~ $N is partly made ice, as $n breaths frost.~ $N immortal.~ $n supplies you with airconditioning.~ $n supplies $N with airconditioning.~ M 88 $N killed.~ You are corroded to nothing, as $n breathes on you.~ $n corrodes $N to nothing.~ $N missed.~ $n breathes acid at you, but you avoids it.~ SN avoids $n acidbreath.~ $N hit.~ $n corrodes you.~ $N is corroded as $n breaths acid.~ $N immortal.~ $n helps you clean your hands with a little acid.~ $n helps $N cleaning.~ M 89 $N killed.~ You are killed by $n lightning breath.~ $n killes $N with a lightning breath.~ $N missed.~ $n breathes lightning at you, but you avoids it.~ SN avoids $n lightning breath.~ $N hit.~ $n hits you with a lightning breath.~ $N is hit by $n's lightning breath.~ $N immortal.~ $n tries to breath lightning upon you.~ $n tries to breath lightning upon $N.~ M 74 $N makes a strange sound but is suddenly silent, as you place $p in $S back~ Suddenly $n stabs you in the back, RIP...~ $n places $p in the back of $N, resulting in a lot of blood and a corpse~ $N quickly avoids your backstab, and you nearly cuts your finger~ $n tried to backstab you, but you avoid $s~ $n tried to backstab $N, but nearly cut $s own finger~ $N makes a strange sound, as you place $p in $S back~ Suddenly $n stabs you in the back~ $n place $p in the back of $N, resulting in some strange noises and some blood~ $N sends you a look, that makes you forget all about backstabbing~ $n tries to backstab you, but changes $s mind~ $n tries to backstab $N, but changes $s mind~ M 77 $N doesn't recover from your bash ! - $E is dead~ As $n bashes at you, you give up living and die...~ $N dies after $n has bashed $M~ As $N avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground~ You dodge a bash from $n who loses $s balance and falls~ $N avoids being bashed by $n who loses $s balance and falls~ Your bash at $N sends $M sprawling~ $n sends you sprawling~ $n sends $N sprawling with a powerful bash~ Your effort to bash $N sends you sprawling on the ground~ $n unfruitfully tries to bash you and is sent sprawling~ $n dares a bash at $N and is sent sprawling without touching $M~ M 22 $N is dissolved by your goodness.~ $n dissolves you, you regret having been so evil, and die...~ $n completely dissolves $N~ $N is unaffected by your goodness~ $n thinks that he is really good, and tries to dispell you~ $N laughs at $n as $e tries to dispell $M~ $N shiver, and suffer from his evilness~ $n makes your soul hurt and suffer~ $n makes $N's evil spirit shiver and suffer~ Did you really expect $M to suffer?~ $n unfruitfully tries to dispell you~ $n is stupid...~ M 33 Poison burns intensely in your veins, you shiver, you die.~ victim die suffer never see.~ $N has a few cramps and die suffering.~ suffer miss char.~ suffer miss victim.~ suffer miss room.~ You feel burning poison in your blood, and suffer.~ suffer victim never see.~ $N looks rather sick.~ Suffer god Char..~ Suffer god victim..~ Suffer god room..~ M 45 Your sunburst hits $N with awesome force, causing instant death~ As you die from the sunburst, $n grins evilly~ The photon flux from the sunburst $n turns $N into a limp corpse~ Your sunburst misses $N~ $n misfires a sunburst, meant for you~ A sunburst from $n misses $N - more great fireworks~ You direct a sunburst at $N and watch $M wilt~ You are enveloped in the photonic flux from a sunburst sent by $n~ $n laughs as $s sunburst blasts $N~ How shameful to try to use sunburst on a GOD~ You easily fend off the sunburst~ $n's sunburst is ignored by $N~ M 55 Your nova hits $N with awesome force, causing instant death~ As you die from the nova, $n smiles~ The power from the nova $n turns $N into a limp corpse~ Your nova misses $N~ $n misfires on a nova, intended for you~ A nova from $n misses $N.~ You direct a nova at $N and watch $M wilt~ You are overcome by the power of a nova sent by $n~ $n laughs as $s nova blasts $N~ How shameful to try to use nova on a GOD~ You easily fend off the nova~ $n's nova is ignored by $N~ M 58 You barf all over $N~ You have been barfed to death by $n~ $n has barfed $N to death~ You miss $N with your barf~ $n misses you with a load of barf~ $n tries to barf $N, but $E escapes~ You barfed $N~ You puke in pain as $n barfs you~ $N screams as $n barfs $M~ Your attempt to barf $N borders on BLASPHEMY~ The pitiful creature before you tries to barf you~ Unaware of the risks, $n tries to barf $N~ M 62 You slime $N with disgusting force, causing a revolting death~ As you die from the slime, $n grins evilly~ The slime from $n turns $N into a sickening corpse~ Your slime misses $N~ $n misses with some slime, meant for you~ The slime from $n misses $N~ You slime $N, a direct hit~ You are enveloped in the nauseous slime sent by $n~ $n laughs as $s slime soaks $N~ How shameful to try to slime a GOD~ You easily fend off the slime~ $n's slime misses $N~ M 68 You completely gas $N, causing instant death~ As you die from the gas, $n burps~ The gas from $n turns $N into a bloated corpse~ Your gas misses $N~ $n misses with some gas, meant for you~ The gas from $n misses $N~ You gas $N, a direct hit~ You are enveloped in the nauseous gas sent by $n~ $n laughs as $N inhales $s gas~ How shameful to try to gas a GOD~ You easily fend off the gas~ $n's gas misses $N~ $~