04 Dec, 2008, Dean wrote in the 2nd comment:
Lmao, I'm no programmer and I can see the humor in that.
04 Dec, 2008, ghasatta wrote in the 3rd comment:
ha :)
04 Dec, 2008, Dean wrote in the 4th comment:
But alas, the logic of the joke is flawed. The computer programmer assumed she would be his girlfriend for the duration of that week, when clearly she offered herself up as a secs slave (on the second attempt, that is) or could it be I have a dirty mind? :devil:
04 Dec, 2008, David Haley wrote in the 5th comment:
I think the joke is princess for one week vs. talking frog "forever"…
05 Dec, 2008, Igabod wrote in the 6th comment:
yep, whereas they will both talk forever, the frog is obviously the better choice of the two cause everybody's seen girls talk forever and ever but nobody see's frogs do it. Of course, if you're a twisted freak, the frog could be both if you're VERY VERY careful… but only once…
05 Dec, 2008, Igabod wrote in the 7th comment:
Isn't it sad that people actually used to resort to things like this before the blackberry came out?
05 Dec, 2008, Dean wrote in the 8th comment:
I just wish I had thought of doing that period. :lol:
08 Dec, 2008, Igabod wrote in the 9th comment:
This one isn't computer related or anything but I figured I'd post it anyway cause it's just too funny.
Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals.
The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial.
The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the
same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king
then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt
without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."
The first apple went in… but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he
was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained
the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy.
1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8… and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter
and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven.
The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The
second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with
pineapples."
Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals.
The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial.
The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the
same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king
then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt
without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."
The first apple went in… but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he
was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained
the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy.
1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8… and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter
and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven.
The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The
second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with
pineapples."
17 Dec, 2008, Zenn wrote in the 10th comment:
I would likely make a better shoulder harness for it.. like a backpack strap.. and some rubber padding.. maybe figure a way to transfer some of the weight onto the back and not all on the shoulders..
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A young man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him
and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful Princess." He bent
over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into
a beautiful Princess, I will stay with you for one week." The man took
the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to his pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a
Princess, I'll stay with you and do 'anything' you want." Again the man
took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally the frog asked, "What is it? I've told you I'm a beautiful
Princess, that I'll stay with you for one week and do 'anything' you
want. Why don't you kiss me?"
The young man said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time
for girlfriends, but a talking frog is really cool.