Pie is glorious and it is a rare pie indeed that I cannot abide.
Tyche's top ten pies. 1) Peach - the peach is the second greatest fruit, just behind apples, but in a pie, peaches are heavenly 2) Strawberry custard - The strawberry is the third greatest fruit. God created custard so strawberrys could have a blanket. 3) Apple/rhubarb - a divine combination - tart smacking good 4) Apple - I love anything with apples. You could mash up bugs and snot with apples and I'd probably like it. j/k 5) Rhubarb - mmmm gloriously tart. I hear the leaves are poisonous. That wouldn't stop me from trying rhubarb leaf pie though. 6) Mincemeat - oooo apples, raisins, and beef stock. 7) Raisin pie - Raisins simply have no use outside of pie, okay maybe rice pudding. 8) Blueberry pie - Sometimes I get nekkid and just rub the pie all over my body. 9) Cherry pie - Same as blueberry, except the Swedish bikini team rubs the pie all over my nekkid body. 10) Finger pie - Okay this is really number one when I'm not hungry. *snicker*
Tyche's top worse pies. 1) Pecan pie - too sweet - Hell it's just nuts 2) Peanut butter pie - too rich - gaggable 3) Lemon meringue - don't like lemons 4) Bananna cream - just dumb, cold and slimy. 5) Chocolate custard - It's just pudding in a shell. Don't waste my time.
Ever? I don't know about that… I am sure others have started pointless threads, they just have not gotten posted to like this one has :lol: