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agree~
You seem to be in an agreeable mood.~
$n seems agreeable today.~
You @@eagree @@nwith $M.~
$n @@eagrees @@nwith $N.~
$n @@eagrees @@nwith you.~
Well I hope you would agree with yourself!~
$n @@eagrees @@nwith $mself. Of course!~

apologize~
You apologize for your behavior.~
$n apologizes for $s rude behavior.~
@@WYou @@Gapologize @@Wto $M@@n.~
@@W$n @@Gapologizes @@Wto @@c$N@@n.~
@@W$n @@Gapologizes @@Wto you@@n.~
You apologize to yourself.~
$n apologizes to $mself.  Hmmmm.~

bkiss~
Blow a kiss to whom?~
$n blows at $s hand.~
You @@ab@@Wl@@ao@@Ww @@n$M a @@Rk@@eiss@@n.~
$n @@ab@@Wl@@ao@@Ww@@as @@n$N a @@Rk@@eiss@@n. How touching!~
$n @@ab@@Wl@@ao@@Ww@@as @@nyou a @@Rk@@eiss@@n. Makes you want a real one doesn't it?~
You @@ab@@Wl@@ao@@Ww @@na @@Rk@@eiss@@n to yourself.~
$n @@ab@@Wl@@ao@@Ww@@as @@n$mself a @@Rk@@eiss@@n. Weird.~

blink~
You blink in utter disbelief.~
$n blinks in utter disbelief.~
You blink at $M in confusion.~
$n blinks at $N in confusion.~
$n blinks at you in confusion.~
You are sooooooooooooo confused~
$n blinks at $mself in complete confusion.~

blush~
Your cheeks are @@eburning@@N.~
$n @@eblushes@@N.~
You get all flustered upon seeing $M.~
$n @@eblushes@@N as $e sees $N here.~
$n @@eblushes@@N as $e sees you here.  Such an effect on people!~
You @@eblush@@N at your own folly.~
$n @@eblushes@@N as $e notices $s boo-boo.~

bonk~
BONK.~
$n BONKS!~
You @@ebonk @@n$M for being such a @@Gnumbskull@@n.~
$n @@ebonks @@n$N@@n.  What a @@Gnumbskull@@n!~
$n @@ebonks@@n you.  @@eBONK @@lBONK @@GBONK@@n!~
You bonk yourself.~
$n @@ebonks @@n$mself.~

bow~
You bow deeply.~
$n bows deeply.~
You bow before $M.~
$n bows before $N.~
$n bows before you.~
You bow before... yourself?.~
$n rolls up like Amnon and bows towards $mself.~

brb~
You announce that you will be right back.~
$n says in a stern voice, 'I'll be back!'~
You announce to $M that you will be right back.~
$n says to $N in a stern voice, 'I'll be back!'~
$n says to you in a stern voice, 'I'll be right back!'~
You mumble to yourself, 'I'll be right back'~
$n mumbles to $mself, 'I'll be right back, won't I?'~

burp~
You burp loudly.~
$n burps loudly.~
You burp loudly to $M in response.~
$n burps loudly in response to $N's remark.~
$n burps loudly in response to your remark.~
You burp at yourself.~
$n burps at $mself.  What a sick sight.~

bye~
You say goodbye to all in the room.~
$n says goodbye to everyone in the room.~
You say goodbye to $N.~
$n says goodbye to $N.~
$n says goodbye to you.~
You say goodbye to yourself.  Contemplating suicide?~
$n says goodbye to $mself.  Is $e contemplating suicide?~

cackle~
You throw back your head and cackle with insane glee!~
$n throws back $s head and cackles with insane glee!~
You cackle gleefully at $N~
$n cackles gleefully at $N.~
$n cackles gleefully at you.  Better keep your distance from $m.~
You cackle at yourself.  Now, THAT'S strange!~
$n is really crazy now!  $e cackles at $mself.~

chuckle~
@@cYou @@achuckle @@cpolitely@@n.~
@@c$n @@achuckles @@cpolitely@@n.~
@@cYou @@achuckle @@cat $S joke@@n.~
@@c$n @@achuckles @@cat $N's joke@@n.~
@@c$n @@achuckles @@cat your joke@@n.~
@@cYou @@achuckle @@cat your own joke, since noone else would@@n.~
@@c$n @@achuckles @@cat $s own joke, since none of you would@@n.~

clap~
You clap your hands together.~
$n shows $s approval by clapping $s hands together.~
You clap at $S performance.~
$n claps at $N's performance.~
$n claps at your performance.~
You clap at your own performance.~
$n claps at $s own performance.~

cough~
You cough to clear your throat and eyes and nose and....~
$n coughs loudly.~
You cough loudly.  It must be $S fault, $E gave you this cold.~
$n coughs loudly, and glares at $N, like it is $S fault.~
$n coughs loudly, and glares at you.  Did you give $M that cold?~
You cough loudly.  Why don't you take better care of yourself?~
$n coughs loudly.  $n should take better care of $mself.~

cower~
What are you afraid of?~
$n cowers in the corner from claustrophobia.~
You cower in the corner at the sight of $M.~
$n cowers in the corner at the sight of $N.~
$n cowers in the corner at the sight of you.~
You cower in the corner at the thought of yourself.  You scaredy cat!~
$n cowers in the corner.  What is wrong with $m now?~

cringe~
You cringe in terror.~
$n cringes in terror!~
You cringe away from $M.~
$n cringes away from $N in mortal terror.~
$n cringes away from you.~
I beg your pardon?~
~

cry~
Waaaaah ...~
$n bursts into tears.~
You cry on $S shoulder.~
$n cries on $N's shoulder.~
$n cries on your shoulder.~
You cry to yourself.~
$n sobs quietly to $mself.~

cuddle~
Whom do you feel like cuddling today?~
$n looks like $e needs to be cuddled.~
@@WYou @@Gc@@Wu@@Gddle @@W$M.@@n~
@@W$n @@Gc@@Wu@@Gddles @@W$N.@@n~
@@W$n @@Gc@@Wu@@Gddles @@Wyou.@@n~
You must feel very cuddly indeed ... :)~
$n cuddles up to $s shadow.  What a sorry sight.~

curse~
You swear loudly for a long time.~
$n swears: @*&^%@*&!~
You swear at $M.~
$n swears at $N.~
$n swears at you!  Where are $s manners?~
You swear at your own mistakes.~
$n starts swearing at $mself.  Why don't you help?~

curtsey~
You curtsey gracefully.~
$n curtseys gracefully.~
You curtsey to $M.~
$n curtseys gracefully to $N.~
$n curtseys gracefully for you.~
You curtsey to your audience (yourself).~
$n curtseys to $mself, since no one is paying attention to $m.~

dance~
You breakdance on the floor!~
$n tries to breakdance, but nearly breaks $s neck!~
You sweep $N into a @@er@@no@@emant@@ni@@ec @@lw@@aa@@ll@@at@@lz@@n.~
$n sweeps $N into a @@er@@no@@emant@@ni@@ec @@lw@@aa@@ll@@at@@lz@@n.~
$n sweeps you into a @@er@@no@@emant@@ni@@ec @@lw@@aa@@ll@@at@@lz@@n.~
You do a little @@ed@@ya@@an@@lc@@me@@N.~
$n does a little @@ed@@ya@@an@@lc@@me@@N.~

doh~
You say, 'Doh!!' and hit your forehead.  What an idiot you are!~
$n hits $mself in the forehead and says, 'Doh!!!'~
You say, 'Doh!!' and hit your forehead.  What an idiot you are!~
$n hits $mself in the forehead and says, 'Doh!!!'~
$n hits $mself in the forehead and says, 'Doh!!!'~
You hit yourself in the forehead and say, 'Doh!!!'~
$n hits $mself in the forehead and says, 'Doh!!!'~

drool~
You drool on yourself.~
$n drools on $mself.~
You drool all over $N.~
$n drools all over $N.~
$n drools all over you.~
You drool on yourself.~
$n drools on $mself.~

embrace~
Who do you want to hold?~
$n looks around for someone to hold close to $m.~
You hold $M in a warm and loving embrace.~
$n holds $N in a warm and loving embrace.~
$n holds you in a warm and loving embrace.~
You hold yourself in a warm and loving embrace.  Feels silly doesn't it?~
$n holds $mself in a warm and loving embrace.  $e looks pretty silly.~

eyebrow~
You raise an eyebrow.~
$n raises an eyebrow.~
You raise an eyebrow at $M.~
$n raises an eyebrow at $N.~
$n raises an eyebrow at you.~
You raise an eyebrow at yourself.  That hurt!~
$n raises an eyebrow at $mself.  That must have hurt!~

flex~
You flex your bulging muscles at the beach crowd.~
$n flexes $s muscles and puts yours to shame!~
You flex your bulging muscles at $M.~
$n flexes $s muscles at $N.~
$n flexes $s muscles at you.  $n must be trying to impress you.~
You flex your muscles at yourself.  Wow, you are HUGE!~
$n flexes $s muscles at $mself.  How narcissistic!~

flirt~
Wink wink!~
$n flirts -- probably needs a date, huh?~
You flirt with $M.~
$n flirts with $N.~
$n wants you to show some interest and is flirting with you.~
You flirt with yourself.~
$n flirts with $mself.  Hoo boy.~

flutter~
You flutter your eyelashes.~
$n flutters $s eyelashes.~
You flutter your eyelashes at $M.~
$n flutters $s eyelashes in $N's direction.~
$n looks at you and flutters $s eyelashes.~
You flutter your eyelashes at the thought of yourself.~
$n flutters $s eyelashes at no one in particular.~

french~
You look for someone to kiss.~
$n looks for someone to kiss.~
You give $N a long and passionate kiss.~
$n kisses $N passionately.~
$n gives you a long and passionate kiss.~
You gather yourself in your arms and try to kiss yourself.~
$n makes an attempt at kissing $mself.~

frown~
You frown.~
$n frowns.~
You frown at what $E did.~
$n frowns at what $N did.~
$n frowns at what you did.~
You frown at yourself.  Poor baby.~
$n frowns at $mself.  Poor baby.~

fume~
You grit your teeth and fume with rage.~
$n grits $s teeth and fumes with rage.~
You stare at $M, fuming.~
$n stares at $N, fuming with rage.~
$n stares at you, fuming with rage!~
That's right - hate yourself!~
$n clenches $s fists and stomps $s feet, fuming with anger.~

gag~
You gag in disgust.~
$n gags in disgust.~
You stuff a sock in $s mouth, gagging $M. Ahhhhhhh...sweet silence!~
$n stuffs a sock in $N's mouth, gagging $M. Ahhhhhhh...sweet silence!~
$n gags your mouth with a sock. Everyone enjoys a moment of silence.~
You gag yourself with a sock before you say something you might regret.~
$n gags $mself with a sock before $e says something $e might regret.~

gasp~
@@dYou @@Wg@@dasp @@din @@Wa@@dstonishment@@n.~
@@d$n @@Wg@@dasps @@din @@Wa@@dstonishment@@n.~
@@dYou @@Wg@@dasp @@din @@Wa@@dstonishment@@n.~
@@d$n @@Wg@@dasps @@din @@Wa@@dstonishment@@n.~
@@d$n @@Wg@@dasps @@din @@Wa@@dstonishment@@n.~
@@dYou @@Wg@@dasp @@din @@Wa@@dstonishment@@n.~
@@d$n @@Wg@@dasps @@din @@Wa@@dstonishment@@n.~

gawk~
You gawk at evryone around you.~
$n gawks at everyone in the room.~
You gawk at $M.~
$n gawks at $N.~
$n gawks at you.~
You gawk as you think what you must look like to others.~
$n is gawking again.  What is on $s mind?~

giggle~
You @@yg@@ai@@rg@@yg@@al@@re@@n.~
$n @@yg@@ai@@rg@@yg@@al@@re@@ys@@n.~
You @@yg@@ai@@rg@@yg@@al@@re@@n at $M.~
$n @@yg@@ai@@rg@@yg@@al@@re@@ys@@n at $N.~
$n @@yg@@ai@@rg@@yg@@al@@re@@ys@@n at you. What?~
You look at yourself and @@yg@@ai@@rg@@yg@@al@@re@@n.~
$n looks at $mself and @@yg@@ai@@rg@@yg@@al@@re@@ys@@n.~

glare~
You glare at nothing in particular.~
$n glares around $m.~
You glare icily at $M.~
$n glares at $N.~
$n glares icily at you, you feel cold to your bones.~
You glare icily at your feet, they are suddenly very cold.~
$n glares at $s feet, what is bothering $m?~

grin~
@@dYou @@Rgrin.@@N~
@@d$n @@Rgrins.@@N~
@@dYou @@Rgrin at $M.@@N~
@@d$n @@Rgrins at $N.@@N~
@@d$n @@Rgrins at you.@@N~
@@dYou @@Rgrin at yourself.@@N~
@@d$n @@Rgrins at $mself.@@N~

growl~
Grrrrrrrrrr ...~
$n growls.~
Grrrrrrrrrr ... take that, $N!~
$n growls at $N.  Better leave the room before the fighting starts.~
$n growls at you.  Hey, two can play it that way!~
You growl at yourself.  Boy, do you feel bitter!~
$n growls at $mself.  This could get interesting...~

grumble~
You grumble.~
$n grumbles.~
You grumble to $M.~
$n grumbles to $N.~
$n grumbles to you.~
You grumble under your breath.~
$n grumbles under $s breath.~

grunt~
@@pGRN@@mNNH@@pTTTT@@N~
@@g$n @@dgrunts @@pha@@mpp@@pily@@d.@@N~
@@pGRN@@mNNH@@pTTTT@@N~
@@g$n @@dgrunts @@pha@@mpp@@pily @@dto @@g$N@@d.@@N~
@@g$n @@dgrunts to you, @@pha@@mpp@@pily@@d.@@N~
@@pGRN@@mNNH@@pTTTT@@N~
@@g$n @@dgrunts @@pha@@mpp@@pily @@dto $mself.@@N~

hand~
Kiss whose hand?~
$n goes through hands, searching for one to kiss!~
You kiss $S hand.~
$n kisses $N's hand.  How continental!~
$n kisses your hand.  How continental!~
You kiss your own hand.~
$n kisses $s own hand.~

happy~
You are not allowed to be happy!~
$n tries to be happy, but $e is not allowed! Neither are you!~
You are not allowed to be happy!~
$n tries to be happy, but $e is not allowed! Neither are you!~
$n tries to be happy, but $e is not allowed! Neither are you!~
You are not allowed to be happy!~
$n tries to be happy, but $e is not allowed! Neither are you!~

hello~
You say hello to everyone in the room.~
$n says hello to everyone in the room.~
You tell $M how truly glad you are to see $M.~
$n tells $N 'Hi!'~
$n tells you how truly glad $e is that you are here.~
You greet yourself enthusiastically.~
$n greets $mself enthusiastically.  How odd.~

hop~
You @@aH@@Wo@@pP @@la@@eR@@no@@yU@@rn@@pD @@nlike a little kid.~
$n @@aH@@Wo@@pP@@rs @@la@@eR@@no@@yU@@rn@@pD @@nlike a little kid.~
You @@aH@@Wo@@pP @@la@@eR@@no@@yU@@rn@@pD @@nlike a little kid.~
$n @@aH@@Wo@@pP@@rs @@la@@eR@@no@@yU@@rn@@pD @@nlike a little kid.~
$n @@aH@@Wo@@pP@@rs @@la@@eR@@no@@yU@@rn@@pD @@nlike a little kid.~
You @@aH@@Wo@@pP @@la@@eR@@no@@yU@@rn@@pD @@nlike a little kid.~
$n @@aH@@Wo@@pP@@rs @@la@@eR@@no@@yU@@rn@@pD @@nlike a little kid.~

howl~
AHOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo.~
$n howls at the moon!~
You howl at $M.~
$n howls at $N.  Someone's gonna die!~
$n howls at you.  You must be good looking.~
You howl at yourself.~
$n howls at $mself.~

hmm~
You Hmmmm out loud.~
$n thinks, 'Hmmmm.'~
You gaze thoughtfully at $M and say 'Hmmm.'~
$n gazes thoughtfully at $N and says 'Hmmm.'~
$n gazes thoughtfully at you and says 'Hmmm.'~
You Hmmmm out loud.~
$n thinks, 'Hmmmm.'~

hug~
Hug whom?~
~
You @@Rhug@@N $M.~
$n @@Rhugs@@N $N.~
$n @@Rhugs@@N you.~
You hug yourself.~
$n hugs $mself in a vain attempt to get friendship.~

hum~
Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmmmmmmm.~
$n hums like a bee with a chest cold.~
You hum a little ditty for $M.  Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmmmmmm.~
$n hums a little ditty for $N.  Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmmmmmm.~
$n hums a little ditty for you.  Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmmmmmm.~
Hmm Hmm Hmmmmmmm.~
$n hums like a bee with a chest cold.~

icecube~
You wonder who would like an ice cube down their shirt.~
With a devious look on $s face, $n hides something behind $s back.~
You stuff an ice cube down $S shirt. You laugh as $E hops around.~
$n stuffs an ice cube down $N's shirt, better hope that was $s last ice cube.~
$n stuffs an ice cube down your shirt. Brrr! $n laughs as you struggle to get it out.~
You stick an ice cube down your shirt. Brrr!~
$n sticks an icecube down $s shirt, trying to cool off.~

invite~
You speak your best French in hopes of getting lucky.~
$n tells you, 'Voulez-vous couche avec moi ce soir?'~
You speak your best French to $M in hopes of getting lucky.~
$n tells $N, 'Voulez-vous couche avec moi ce soir?'~
$n tells you, 'Voulez-vous couche avec moi ce soir?'~
You speak your best French in hopes of getting lucky, with yourself???~
$n says to $mself, 'Voulez-vous couche avec moi ce soir?'~

iwhistle~
You whistle innocently, trying to hide your guilt.~
$n whistles innocently.~
You whistle innocently, avoiding $S question.~
$n whistles innocently, a sure sign of guilt.~
$n whistles innocently at your question...hmmmmm.~
You whistle innocently.~
$n whistles innocently, trying to hide $s guilt.~

kiss~
Isn't there someone you want to kiss?~
~
You @@Rkiss@@N $M.~
$n @@Rkisses@@N $N.~
$n @@Rkisses@@N you.~
All the lonely people :(~
~

lag~
You complain about the lag, your hitpoints, your mana...~
$n has lost $s link because of the lag.~
You complain to $N about the lag, your hitpoints, your mana...~
$n has lost $s link because of the lag.~
$n has lost $s link because of the lag.~
You complain about the lag, your hitpoints, your mana...~
$n has lost $s link because of the lag.~

laugh~
You laugh.~
$n laughs.~
You laugh at $N mercilessly.~
$n laughs at $N mercilessly.~
$n laughs at you mercilessly.  Hmmmmph.~
You laugh at yourself.  I would, too.~
$n laughs at $mself.  Let's all join in!!!~

listen~
You listen intently.~
$n listens intently.~
You listen intently to what $E is saying.~
$n listens intently to what $N is saying.~
$n listens intently to what you are saying.~
You pay close attention to what you are saying, trying to avoid saying something you shouldn't.~
$n listens intently to $mself. $e must enjoy the sound of $s own voice.~

love~
@@WYou look around for someone to @@elove@@N.~
@@c$n @@Wis looking for someone to @@elove@@N.~
@@WYou give all of your @@elove @@Wto @@y$N@@N.~
@@WA warm @@gglow @@Wfills the room as @@y$n @@Wshows $s @@elove @@Wfor $N.@@N~
@@c$n @@Wgives you all of $s @@elove@@N.~
@@WYou love yourself, why not, no one else does. :)@@N~
@@WIt's obvious $n is in @@elove @@Wwith $mself@@N.~

maim~
Who do you want to maim?~
$n is looking for someone to maim.~
You maim $M with your dull fingernails.~
$n raises $s hand and tries to maim $N to pieces.~
$n raises $s hand and paws at you.  You've been maimed!~
You maim yourself with your dull fingernails.~
$n raises $s hand and maims $mself to pieces.~

marvelous~
You say 'Ah dahling, you look MAHVELLOUS!'~
$n says 'Ah dahling, you look MAHVELLOUS!'~
You say to $M, 'Ah dahling, you look MAHVELLOUS!'~
$n says to $N, 'Ah dahling, you look MAHVELLOUS!'~
$n says to you, 'Ah dahling, you look MAHVELLOUS!'~
You say 'Ah dahling, I look MAHVELLOUS!'~
$n says 'Ah dahling, I look MAHVELLOUS!'~

massage~
Massage what?  Thin air?~
$n tries to massage nobody in particular. Hmm.~
You gently massage $N's shoulders.~
$n massages $N's shoulders.~
$n gently massages your shoulders.  Ahhhhhhhhhh ...~
You rub yourself all over and feel foolish.~
$n rubs $mself all over. Doesn't $e look foolish.~

meow~
MEOW.~
$n meows.  What's $e going to do next, wash $mself with $s tongue?~
You meow at $M, hoping $E will give you some milk.~
$n meows at $N, hoping $E will give $m some milk. ~
$n meows at you.  Maybe $e wants some milk.~
You meow like a kitty cat.~
$n meows like a kitty cat.~

mmm~
You go @@amm@@cMM@@lmm@@mMM@@lmm@@cMM@@amm~
$n goes, '@@amm@@cMM@@lmm@@mMM@@lmm@@cMM@@amm@@n'.~
You go @@amm@@cMM@@lmm@@mMM@@lmm@@cMM@@amm~
$n goes, '@@amm@@cMM@@lmm@@mMM@@lmm@@cMM@@amm@@n'.~
$n looks at you and goes '@@amm@@cMM@@lmm@@mMM@@lmm@@cMM@@amm@@n'.~
You think of yourself and go '@@amm@@cMM@@lmm@@mMM@@lmm@@cMM@@amm@@n'.~
$n thinks of $mself and goes '@@amm@@cMM@@lmm@@mMM@@lmm@@cMM@@amm@@n'.~

moan~
@@WYou start @@cm@@loaning.~
@@W$n starts to @@cm@@loan.~
@@WYou @@cm@@loan @@ps@@mo@@pf@@mt@@pl@@my @@Winto $S ear.~
@@W$n @@cm@@loans @@ps@@mo@@pf@@mt@@pl@@my @@Winto $N's ear.~
@@W$n @@cm@@loans @@ps@@mo@@pf@@mt@@pl@@my @@Winto your ear.~
@@WYou @@cm@@loan @@Wat yourself.@@n~
@@W$n makes $mself @@cm@@loan.@@n~

mooch~
You beg for money, weapons, coins.~
$n says 'Spare change?'~
You beg $N for money, weapons, coins.~
$n begs you for favors of the insidious type...~
$n begs you for favors of the insidious type...~
You beg for money, weapons, coins.~
$n says 'Spare change?'~

moon~
Gee your butt is big.~
$n moons the entire room.~
You show your big butt to $M.~
$n shows $s big butt to $N.  Find a paddle, quick!~
$n shows $s big ugly butt to you.  How do you like it?~
You moon yourself.~
$n moons $mself.  Ugliest butt you ever saw.~

muhaha~
You laugh diabolically.  MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!~
$n laughs diabolically.  MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!~
You laugh at $M diabolically.  MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!~
$n laughs at $N diabolically.  MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!~
$n laughs at you diabolically.  MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!~
Muhaha at yourself??  Wierd.~
~

nasty~
You do the best imitation of the nasty you can.~
$n does the nasty solo? -- wow.~
You do the nasty with $M.~
$n does the nasty with $N.  Find a firehose quick!~
$n does the nasty with you.  How do you like it?~
You do the nasty with yourself.~
$n does the nasty with $mself.  Hoo boy.~

nibble~
Nibble on whom?~
~
You @@ln@@ei@@lb@@eb@@ll@@ee @@non $S ear, neck...want to keep going?~
$n @@ln@@ei@@lb@@eb@@ll@@ee@@ls @@non $N's ear and neck.~
$n @@ln@@ei@@lb@@eb@@ll@@ee@@ls@@n on your ear, neck...you @@clike@@n that don't you?~
You @@ln@@ei@@lb@@eb@@ll@@ee @@non your OWN ear!~
$n tries to @@ln@@ei@@lb@@eb@@ll@@ee @@non $mself but doesn't seem to be doing too good...~

nod~
You @@bn@@yo@@bd@@n.~
$n @@bn@@yo@@bds@@n.~
You @@bn@@yo@@bd @@nin recognition to $M.~
$n @@bn@@yo@@bds @@nin recognition to $N.~
$n @@bn@@yo@@bds @@nin recognition to you.~
You @@bn@@yo@@bd @@nat yourself. Are you getting senile?~
$n @@bn@@yo@@bds @@nat $mself. Must be getting senile.~

noogie~
You look around, wondering who would like to get a noogie.~
$n looks around, wondering who would like to get a noogie.~
You put $M in a headlock and give $M a severe noogie.~
$n puts $N in a headlock and gives $M a noogie.~
$n puts you in a headlock and gives you a severe noogie.~
You give yourself a noogie. What a goof!~
$n gives $mself a noogie. What a goof!~

nose~
Gee your nose is big.~
$n noses around in your business.~
You tweak $S nose.~
$n tweaks $N's nose.  Ow!~
$n tweaks your nose.  Ow!~
You wiggle your nose.~
$n wiggles $s nose.~

nudge~
Nudge whom?~
~
You nudge $M.~
$n nudges $N.~
$n nudges you.~
You nudge yourself, for some strange reason.~
$n nudges $mself, to keep $mself awake.~

nuzzle~
Nuzzle whom?~
~
You nuzzle $S neck softly.~
$n softly nuzzles $N's neck.~
$n softly nuzzles your neck.~
I'm sorry, friend, but that's impossible.~
~

ogle~
Whom do you want to ogle?~
~
You ogle $M like $E was a piece of meat.~
$n ogles $N.  Maybe you should leave them alone for awhile?~
$n ogles you.  Guess what $e is thinking about?~
You ogle yourself.  You may just be too wierd for this mud.~
$n ogles $mself.  Better hope that $e stops there.~

ohno~
Oh no!  You did it again!~
Oh no!  $n did it again!~
You exclaim to $M, 'Oh no!  I did it again!'~
$n exclaims to $N, 'Oh no!  I did it again!'~
$n exclaims to you, 'Oh no!  I did it again!'~
You exclaim to yourself, 'Oh no!  I did it again!'~
$n exclaims to $mself, 'Oh no!  I did it again!'~

ooo~
You go @@yoo@@aOO@@poo@@rOO@@poo@@aOO@@yoo.~
$n says '@@yoo@@aOO@@poo@@rOO@@poo@@aOO@@yoo'@@n.~
You go @@yoo@@aOO@@poo@@rOO@@poo@@aOO@@yoo.~
$n says '@@yoo@@aOO@@poo@@rOO@@poo@@aOO@@yoo'@@n.~
$n thinks of you and says '@@yoo@@aOO@@poo@@rOO@@poo@@aOO@@yoo@@n'.~
You go @@yoo@@aOO@@poo@@rOO@@poo@@aOO@@yoo.~
$n says '@@yoo@@aOO@@poo@@rOO@@poo@@aOO@@yoo'@@n.~

pat~
Pat whom?~
~
You pat $N on $S head.~
$n pats $N on $S head.~
$n pats you on your head.~
You pat yourself on your head.  Aren't you proud?~
$n pats $mself on the head.  $e is proud of $mself!~

peck~
You peck for seeds on the ground.~
$n pecks for seeds on the ground.~
You give $M a little peck on the cheek.~
$n gives $N a small peck on the cheek.~
$n gives you a sweet peck on the cheek.~
You kiss your own pectoral muscles.~
$n pecks $mself on $s pectoral muscles.~

peer~
You peer intently about your surroundings.~
$n peers intently about the area, looking for thieves no doubt.~
You peer at $M quizzically.~
$n peers at $N quizzically.~
$n peers at you quizzically.~
You peer intently about your surroundings.~
$n peers intently about the area, looking for thieves no doubt.~

pinch~
You toss a pinch of salt over your shoulder.~
$n tosses a pinch of salt over $s shoulder.~
You pinch $S rosy cheeks.~
$n pinches $N's rosy cheeks.~
$n pinches your rosy cheeks.~
You need a pinch of salt.~
$n needs a pinch of salt.~

ping~
Ping who?~
~
You ping $N.  $N is unreachable.~
$n pings $N.  $N is unreachable.~
$n pings you.  Is your server dead or alive?~
You ping yourself. Ooof!~
$n pings $mself. Ooof!~

point~
Point at whom?~
~
You point at $M accusingly.~
$n points at $N accusingly.~
$n points at you accusingly.~
You point proudly at yourself.~
$n points proudly at $mself.~

ponder~
You ponder the question.~
$n sits down and thinks deeply.~
$n sits down and thinks deeply.~
$n sits down and thinks deeply.~
$n sits down and thinks deeply.~
$n sits down and thinks deeply.~
$n sits down and thinks deeply.~

pout~
Ah, don't take it so hard.~
$n pouts.~
Ah, don't take it so hard.~
$n pouts at $N.  What did $N do?~
$n pouts at you.  What did you do to $m?~
Ah, don't take it so hard.~
$n pouts.~

pray~
You feel righteous, and maybe a little foolish.~
$n begs and grovels to the powers that be.~
You crawl in the dust before $M.~
$n falls down and grovels in the dirt before $N.~
$n kisses the dirt at your feet.~
Talk about narcissism ...~
$n mumbles a prayer to $mself.~

propose~
To whom would you like to propose?~
~
You propose marriage to $M.~
$n gets down on one knee and proposes to $N.~
$n says quietly 'Will you marry me?'~
Even you wouldn't marry yourself.~
$n refuses the proposal made by $mself.~

purr~
@@WYou @@dpurrrrr @@Wsoftly...@@N~
@@W$n @@dpurrrrrrrrs @@Wsoftly to $mself@@N.~
@@WYou rub along @@a$N@@W'@@as @@Wleg @@dpurring @@Wcontently@@N.~
@@a$n @@Wrubs against $N's leg, @@dpurring @@Wcontently@@N.~
@@W$n rubs along your leg, @@dpurring @@Wcontently.@@N~
@@WYou @@dpurr @@Wquietly to yourself@@N.~
@@WYou notice $n @@dpurring @@Wquietly to $mself@@N.~

push~
You push the history-eraser button! BUT, nothing seems to happen.~
$n pushes the history-eraser button! BUT, nothing seems to happen.~
You push $M away in disgust.~
$n pushes $N away in disgust.~
$n pushes you away in disgust.~
You push yourself to the limit of your abilities.~
$n pushes $mself to the limits of $s abilites.~

reassure~
You reassure everyone that everything will be ok.~
$n reassures everyone that everything will be ok.~
You hug $M reassuringly.~
$n hugs $N reassuringly.~
$n hugs you reassuringly.~
You try to reassure yourself that everything will be ok.~
$n tries to reassure $mself that everything will be ok.~

rofl~
@@cYou @@yroll @@con the floor laughing @@ph@@ay@@ps@@at@@pe@@ar@@pi@@ac@@pa@@al@@pl@@ay@@c!!!@@n~
@@c$n @@yrolls @@con the floor laughing @@ph@@ay@@ps@@at@@pe@@ar@@pi@@ac@@pa@@al@@pl@@ay@@c!!!@@n~
You laugh your head off at $S remark.~
$n rolls on the floor laughing at $N's remark.~
$n can't stop laughing at your remark.~
You roll on the floor and laugh at yourself.~
$n laughs at $mself.  Join in the fun.~

roll~
@@WYou @@pr@@mo@@pll@@W your eyes.@@N~
@@W$n @@pr@@mo@@plls@@W $s eyes.@@N~
@@WYou @@pr@@mo@@pll @@Wyour eyes at $M.@@n~
$n @@pr@@mo@@plls @@n$s eyes at $N.~
$n @@pr@@mo@@plls @@n$s eyes at what you did.~
@@WYou @@Gr@@ro@@Gll @@Wyour eyes into your head.@@n~
@@W$n's @@le@@ry@@les @@Gr@@eo@@Gll @@Winto the back os $s head.@@n~

rub~
You rub your hands together pensively.~
$n rubs $s hands together. Looks like he's planning something.~
@@dYou @@Wr@@nu@@Wb @@dyour hands @@es@@Rlow@@el@@Ry @@ddown $S @@Bb@@lo@@Bdy@@d.@@n~
$n rubs $s hands slowly down $N's body.~
@@d$n @@Wrubs @@d$s hands @@es@@Rlo@@ew@@Rly @@dand @@Bf@@li@@Brml@@ly@@d along your body.@@n~
You rub your eyes.  How long have you been at this?~
$n rubs $s eyes.  $n must have been playing all day.~

ruffle~
You've got to ruffle SOMEONE.~
~
You ruffle $N's hair playfully.~
$n ruffles $N's hair playfully.~
$n ruffles your hair playfully.~
You ruffle your hair.~
$n ruffles $s hair.~

sad~
You put on a glum expression.~
$n looks particularly glum today.  *sniff*~
You give $M your best glum expression.~
$n looks at $N glumly.  *sniff*  Poor $n.~
$n looks at you glumly.  *sniff*   Poor $n.~
You bow your head and twist your toe in the dirt glumly.~
$n bows $s head and twists $s toe in the dirt glumly.~

salute~
You salute smartly.~
$n salutes smartly.~
You salute $M.~
$n salutes $N.~
$n salutes you.~
Huh?~
~

scold~
You scold everyone for being so naughty!~
$n scolds everyone for being so naughty!~
You scold $M for being so naughty!~
$n scolds $N for being so naughty!~
$n scolds you for being so naughty!~
You scold yourself for being so naughty!~
$n scolds $mself for being so naughty!~

scream~
ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!~
$n screams loudly!~
ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!  Yes, it MUST have been $S fault!!!~
$n screams loudly at $N.  Better leave before $e blames you, too!!!~
$n screams at you!  That's not nice!  *sniff*~
You scream at yourself.  Yes, that's ONE way of relieving tension!~
$n screams loudly at $mself!  Is there a full moon up?~

shake~
@@dYou @@Ws@@gha@@Wke@@d your head.@@N~
@@d$n @@Ws@@gha@@Wkes@@d $s head.@@N~
@@dYou @@Ws@@gha@@Wke@@d your head at @@g$N@@d.@@N~
@@g$n @@Ws@@gha@@Wked@@d $s head at @@g$N@@d.@@N~
@@g$n @@Ws@@gha@@Wkes@@d $s head at you@@d.@@N~
@@dYou @@Ws@@gha@@Wke@@d your head at yourself.@@N~
@@d$n @@Ws@@gha@@Wkes@@d $s head at $mself.@@N~

shiver~
Brrrrrrrrr.~
$n shivers uncomfortably.~
You shiver at the thought of fighting $M.~
$n shivers at the thought of fighting $N.~
$n shivers at the suicidal thought of fighting you.~
You shiver to yourself?~
$n scares $mself to shivers.~

shrug~
You shrug.~
$n shrugs.~
You shrug in response to $S question.~
$n shrugs in response to $N's question.~
$n shrugs in response to your question.~
You shrug to yourself.~
$n shrugs to $mself.  What a strange person.~

sigh~
You sigh.~
$n sighs loudly.~
You sigh as you think of $M.~
$n sighs at the sight of $N.~
$n sighs as $e thinks of you.  Touching, huh?~
You sigh at yourself.  You MUST be lonely.~
$n sighs at $mself.  What a sorry sight.~

sing~
You raise your clear voice towards the sky.~
$n has begun to sing.~
You sing a ballad to $M.~
$n sings a ballad to $N.~
$n sings a ballad to you!  How sweet!~
You sing a little ditty to yourself.~
$n sings a little ditty to $mself.~

slobber~
You slobber all over the floor.~
$n slobbers all over the floor.~
You slobber all over $M.~
$n slobbers all over $N.~
$n slobbers all over you.~
You slobber all down your front.~
$n slobbers all over $mself.~

smile~
@@WYou @@gsmile @@ahappily@@N.~
@@W$n @@gsmiles @@ahappily@@N.~
@@WYou smile @@ybrightly @@Wat $N@@N.~
@@W$n @@ybeams @@Wa smile at @@g$N@@N.~
@@W$n smiles @@ybrightly @@Wat you@@N.~
You smile at yourself.~
$n smiles at $mself.~

smirk~
You smirk.~
$n smirks.~
You smirk at $S saying.~
$n smirks at $N's saying.~
$n smirks at your saying.~
You smirk at yourself.  Okay ...~
$n smirks at $s own 'wisdom'.~

smooch~
You @@ys@@lmooch@@n the @@aair@@n.~
$n makes strange smooching faces to nothing in particular.~
You give $M a nice, wet smooch.~
$n and $N are smooching in the corner.~
$n smooches you passionately on the lips.~
You smooch yourself.~
$n smooches $mself.  Yuck.~

snarl~
You @@bgrit@@n your teeth and try to look @@Rm@@eean@@n.~
$n snarls @@eangrily@@n.~
You @@Rsn@@ea@@Rrl@@n at $N.~
$n @@Rsn@@ea@@Rrls@@n at $N.~
$n @@Rsn@@ea@@Rrls@@n at you for some reason.~
You @@Rsn@@ea@@Rrl@@n at @@yyourself@@n.~
$n @@Rsn@@ea@@Rrls@@n at $mself@@n.~

sneeze~
@@WYou @@Gsne@@reze@@W.@@N~
@@W$n @@Gsne@@rezes@@W.@@N~
@@WYou @@Gsne@@reze @@Wall over $N.@@N~
@@W$n @@Gsne@@rezes @@Wall over $N.  @@rEeeew@@W...@@N~
@@W$n @@Gsne@@rezes @@Wall over you.  @@rEeeew@@W...@@N~
@@WYou @@Gsne@@reze @@Wall over yourself.  @@rEeeew@@W...@@N~
@@W$n @@Gsne@@rezes @@Wall over $mself.  That is so sick...@@N~

snicker~
@@dYou @@csn@@aicker@@d softly.@@N~
@@g$n @@csn@@aickers@@d softly.@@N~
@@dYou @@csn@@aicker@@d with $M about your shared @@gsecret@@d.@@N~
@@g$n @@csn@@aickers@@d with @@g$N@@d about their shared secret@@d.@@N~
@@g$n @@csn@@aickers@@d with you about your shared @@gsecret@@d.@@N~
@@dYou @@csn@@aicker@@d at your own @@Revil @@dt@@gh@@do@@gu@@dg@@gh@@dt@@gs@@d.@@N~
@@g$n @@csn@@aickers@@d at $s own @@Revil @@dt@@gh@@do@@gu@@dg@@gh@@dt@@gs@@d.@@N~

sniff~
You sniff the air.~
$n sniffs the air suspiciously.~
You sniff $M.  EEWW!!~
$n sniffs in $N's general direction.~
$n sniffs in your general direction. I wonder why?~
You still smell like you.~
$n sniffs $melf.  Now, THAT'S sick :P~

snowball~
Whom do you want to throw a snowball at?~
~
You throw a @@asn@@co@@nwb@@ca@@all@@n in $N's face.~
$n throws a @@asn@@co@@nwb@@ca@@all@@n at $N.~
$n throws a @@asn@@co@@nwb@@ca@@all@@n at you.~
You throw a @@asn@@co@@nwb@@ca@@all@@n at yourself.~
$n throws a @@asn@@co@@nwb@@ca@@all@@n at $mself.~

snuggle~
Who?~
~
You @@asn@@ru@@agg@@pl@@ae @@n$M.~
$n @@asn@@ru@@agg@@pl@@aes @@nup to $N.~
$n @@asn@@ru@@agg@@pl@@aes @@nup to you.~
You snuggle up, getting ready to sleep.~
$n snuggles up, getting ready to sleep.~

spank~
Spank whom?~
~
You spank $M @@pp@@ml@@Way@@nf@@Wul@@ml@@py@@n.~
$n spanks $N @@pp@@ml@@Way@@nf@@Wul@@ml@@py@@n.~
$n spanks you @@pp@@ml@@Way@@nf@@Wul@@ml@@py@@n. Ouch!~
You spank yourself @@pp@@ml@@Way@@nf@@Wul@@ml@@py@@n. Kinky!~
$n spanks $mself @@pp@@ml@@Way@@nf@@Wul@@ml@@py@@n. Kinky!~

spin~
You twirl in a graceful pirouette.~
$n twirls in a graceful pirouette.~
You pick $M up and @@as@@pp@@ai@@pn @@n$M around.~
$n picks $N up and @@as@@pp@@ai@@pn@@as @@n$M around.~
$n picks you up and @@as@@pp@@ai@@pn@@as @@nyou around.~
You spin yourself @@ear@@Wo@@eund@@n and @@lar@@Wo@@lund@@n and @@rar@@Wo@@rund@@n....~
$n spins $mself @@ear@@Wo@@eund@@n and @@lar@@Wo@@lund@@n and @@rar@@Wo@@rund@@n....~

squeal~
You @@ls@@eq@@Wu@@ye@@pa@@al @@nwith @@ydelight@@n.~
$n @@ls@@eq@@Wu@@ye@@pa@@al@@rs @@nwith @@ydelight@@n.~
You @@ls@@eq@@Wu@@ye@@pa@@al @@nat $M.~
$n @@ls@@eq@@Wu@@ye@@pa@@al@@rs @@nat $M. Wonder why?~
$n @@ls@@eq@@Wu@@ye@@pa@@al@@rs @@nat you. You must be doing SOMETHING good.~
You @@ls@@eq@@Wu@@ye@@pa@@al @@nat yourself.~
$n @@ls@@eq@@Wu@@ye@@pa@@al@@rs @@nat $mself.~

squeeze~
Where, what, how, whom?~
~
You @@as@@pq@@yu@@aeeze @@n$N fondly.~
$n @@as@@pq@@yu@@aeezes @@n$N fondly.~
$n @@as@@pq@@yu@@aeezes @@nyou fondly.~
You squeeze yourself - try to relax a little!~
$n @@as@@pq@@yu@@aeezes @@n$mself.~

squirm~
You squirm guiltily.~
$n squirms guiltily.  Looks like $e did it.~
You squirm in front of $M.~
$n squirms in front of $N.~
$n squirms in front of you.  You make $m nervous.~
You squirm and squirm and squirm....~
$n squirms and squirms and squirm.....~

squish~
You squish your toes in the @@ys@@band.@@n~
$n squishes $s toes in the @@ys@@band.@@n~
You @@ms@@pquish@@n $N between your @@yl@@begs@@n.~
$n @@ms@@pquishes@@n $N between $s @@yl@@begs@@n.~
$n @@ms@@pquishes@@n you between $s @@yl@@begs@@n.~
You squish yourself.~
$n @@ms@@pquishes @@n$mself. Ouch!~

stare~
You stare at the @@as@@lk@@ay@@n.~
$n stares at the @@as@@lk@@ay@@n.~
You stare @@pd@@mr@@pe@@ma@@pm@@mi@@pl@@my@@n at @@a$N@@n, completely lost in $S @@aeyes@@n.~
$n stares @@pd@@mr@@pe@@ma@@pm@@mi@@pl@@my@@n at @@a$N@@n, completely lost in $S @@aeyes@@n.~
$n stares @@pd@@mr@@pe@@ma@@pm@@mi@@pl@@my@@n at you, completely lost in your @@aeyes@@n.~
You stare @@pd@@mr@@pe@@ma@@pm@@mi@@pl@@my@@n at yourself - enough narcissism for now!~
$n stares @@pd@@mr@@pe@@ma@@pm@@mi@@pl@@my@@n at $mself - NARCISSIST!~

stretch~
You stretch and relax your sore muscles.~
$n @@as@@nt@@Wr@@ae@@nt@@Wc@@ah@@ne@@Ws @@yluxuriously@@n. Makes you want to, doesn't it?~
You stretch and relax your sore muscles.~
$n @@as@@nt@@Wr@@ae@@nt@@Wc@@ah@@ne@@Ws @@yluxuriously@@n. Makes you want to, doesn't it?~
$n @@as@@nt@@Wr@@ae@@nt@@Wc@@ah@@ne@@Ws @@yluxuriously@@n. Makes you want to, doesn't it?~
You stretch and relax your sore muscles.~
$n @@as@@nt@@Wr@@ae@@nt@@Wc@@ah@@ne@@Ws @@yluxuriously@@n. Makes you want to, doesn't it?~

strip~
You show a bare shoulder as you begin your performance.~
$n shows a bare shoulder and glances @@as@@ne@@yd@@au@@nc@@yt@@ai@@nv@@ye@@al@@ny around the room.~
You show a bare shoulder as you begin your performance.~
$n shows $s bare shoulder and glances @@as@@ne@@yd@@au@@nc@@yt@@ai@@nv@@ye@@al@@ny at @@l$N@@n.~
$n shows $s bare shoulder and glances @@as@@ne@@yd@@au@@nc@@yt@@ai@@nv@@ye@@al@@ny at you.~
You show a bare shoulder and glance @@as@@ne@@yd@@au@@nc@@yt@@ai@@nv@@ye@@al@@ny around the room.~
$n shows $s bare shoulder and glances @@as@@ne@@yd@@au@@nc@@yt@@ai@@nv@@ye@@al@@ny around the room.~

strut~
Strut your stuff.~
$n @@as@@lt@@ar@@lu@@at@@ls @@pproudly@@n.~
You @@as@@lt@@ar@@lu@@at@@n to get $S attention.~
$n @@as@@lt@@ar@@lu@@at@@ls@@n hoping to get $N's attention.~
$n @@as@@lt@@ar@@lu@@at@@ls@@n hoping to get your attention.~
You strut to yourself, lost in your own world.~
$n struts to $mself, lost in $s own world.~

sulk~
You @@ysulk@@n.~
$n @@ysulks@@n in a corner.~
You @@ysulk@@n in a corner.~
$n @@ysulks@@n in a corner.~
$n @@ysulks@@n in a corner.~
You @@ysulk@@n in a corner.~
$n @@ysulks@@n in a corner.~

sweep~
You grab a @@bbroom@@n and @@bs@@dw@@be@@de@@bp@@n up the @@cm@@ae@@cs@@as @@nyou made.~
$n grabs a @@bbroom@@n and @@bs@@dw@@be@@de@@bp@@ds@@n up the @@cm@@ae@@cs@@as @@n$e made.~
You @@asweep @@n$M off $S feet and @@ps@@mw@@pi@@mr@@pl@@n $M around in @@ah@@na@@ap@@np@@ai@@nn@@ae@@ns@@as@@n.~
$n @@asweeps @@n$N off $S feet and @@ps@@mw@@pi@@mr@@pl@@ms@@n $M around in @@ah@@na@@ap@@np@@ai@@nn@@ae@@ns@@as@@n.~
$n @@asweeps @@nyou off your feet and @@ps@@mw@@pi@@mr@@pl@@ms@@n you around in @@ah@@na@@ap@@np@@ai@@nn@@ae@@ns@@as@@n.~
You @@ps@@mw@@pi@@mr@@pl@@n around in @@ah@@na@@ap@@np@@ai@@nn@@ae@@ns@@as@@n!~
$n @@ps@@mw@@pi@@mr@@pl@@ms@@n around in @@ah@@na@@ap@@np@@ai@@nn@@ae@@ns@@as@@n!~

swoon~
You @@ps@@mw@@po@@mo@@pn@@n in @@le@@acstacy.@@n~
$n @@ps@@mw@@po@@mo@@pn@@ms@@n in @@le@@acstacy.@@n~
You @@ps@@mw@@po@@mo@@pn@@n in @@le@@acstacy@@n at the thought of @@a$M@@n.~
$n @@ps@@mw@@po@@mo@@pn@@ms@@n in @@le@@acstacy@@n at the thought of @@a$N@@n.~
$n @@ps@@mw@@po@@mo@@pn@@ms@@n in @@le@@acstacy@@n at the thought of @@ayou@@n.~
You @@ps@@mw@@po@@mo@@pn@@n in @@le@@acstacy.@@n~
$n @@ps@@mw@@po@@mo@@pn@@ms@@n in @@le@@acstacy.@@n~

tackle~
You can't tackle the @@aAIR@@l!@@n~
~
You run over to $N and bring $M down!~
$n runs over to $N and @@pt@@aa@@ec@@lk@@rl@@ye@@es @@n$M to the @@bground@@n!~
$n runs over to you and @@pt@@aa@@ec@@lk@@rl@@ye@@es @@nyou to the @@bground@@n!~
You wrap your arms around yourself, and throw yourself to the ground.~
$n wraps $s arms around $mself and brings $mself down!?~

tap~
You tap your foot impatiently.~
$n taps $s foot impatiently.~
You tap your foot impatiently.  Will $E ever be ready?~
$n taps $s foot impatiently as $e waits for $N.~
$n taps $s foot impatiently as $e waits for you.~
You tap yourself on the head.  Ouch!~
$n taps $mself on the head.~

tender~
You will enjoy it more if you choose someone to kiss.~
~
You give $N a @@ls@@aoft@@n, @@mt@@pender @@nkiss.~
$n gives $N a @@ls@@aoft@@n, @@mt@@pender @@nkiss.~
$n gives you a @@ls@@aoft@@n, @@mt@@pender @@nkiss.~
You'd better not, people may start to talk!~
~

thank~
Thank you too.~
~
You thank $N @@eh@@le@@ea@@lr@@et@@li@@el@@ly@@n.~
$n thanks $N @@eh@@le@@ea@@lr@@et@@li@@el@@ly@@n.~
$n thanks you @@eh@@le@@ea@@lr@@et@@li@@el@@ly@@n.~
You thank yourself since nobody else wants to !~
$n thanks $mself since you won't.~

think~
@@dYou @@cthink @@ld@@Beeply @@dabout the situation.~
@@d$n @@cthinks @@dabout the situation.~
@@dYou @@cthink @@ld@@Beeply @@dabout $S situation.~
@@d$n @@cthinks @@dabout $N's situation.~
@@d$n @@cthinks @@dabout your situation.~
You think about times past and friends forgotten.~
@@d$n @@cthinks @@dabout the situation.~

throttle~
Whom do you want to throttle?~
~
You @@ethrottle@@n $M till $E is @@lb@@alue @@nin the face.~
$n @@ethrottles@@n $N about the neck until $E @@lp@@aasses @@lo@@aut@@n. THUNK!~
$n @@ethrottles@@n you about the neck until you @@lp@@aass @@lo@@aut@@n. THUNK!~
That might hurt!  Better not do it!~
$n is getting a crazy look in $s eye again.~

tickle~
Whom do you want to tickle?~
~
You @@pt@@Wi@@yc@@ak@@pl@@ae @@n$N - $E starts @@yg@@ai@@rg@@yg@@al@@ri@@yn@@ag@@n.~
$n @@pt@@Wi@@yc@@ak@@pl@@ae@@ys @@n$N - $E starts @@yg@@ai@@rg@@yg@@al@@ri@@yn@@ag@@n.~
$n @@pt@@Wi@@yc@@ak@@pl@@ae@@ys @@nyou - you start @@yg@@ai@@rg@@yg@@al@@ri@@yn@@ag@@n.~
You @@pt@@Wi@@yc@@ak@@pl@@ae @@nyourself, how funny!~
$n @@pt@@Wi@@yc@@ak@@pl@@ae@@Ws @@n$mself.~

torture~
You have to torture someone!~
~
@@dYou torture @@b$M @@dwith @@er@@Rusty weapon@@es@@d. Muahahaha!!!@@n~
@@d$n tortures @@b$N @@dwith @@er@@Rusty weapon@@es@@d. $E must have been REAL bad!@@n~
@@d$n tortures @@bYOU @@dwith @@er@@Rusty weapon@@es@@d. What did you DO?!~
@@dYou torture @@byourself @@dwith @@er@@Rusty weapon@@es@@d. Was it good for you?@@n~
@@d$n tortures @@b$mself @@dwith @@er@@Rusty weapon@@es@@d. What a sicko.@@n~

tummy~
You @@erub@@n your tummy. Sure sounds yummy!~
$n @@erubs @@n$s tummy happily.~
@@dYou rub $S @@etummy @@dall over!@@n~
@@m$n @@drubs $N's @@etummy@@n.~
@@m$n @@drubs YOUR @@etummy@@d all over. @@yYummy@@d!@@n~
You point at how big your @@etummy @@nhas gotten.~
$n @@erubs @@nhis tummy and wishes $e'd bought a pie at the bakery.~

type~
You throw up yor handz in dizgust at yur losy typing skils.~
$n couldn't type a period if there was only one key on the keyboard.~
You throw up yor handz in dizgust at yur losy typing skils.~
$n couldn't type a period if there was only one key on the keyboard.~
$n couldn't type a period if there was only one key on the keyboard.~
You throw up yor handz in dizgust at yur losy typing skils.~
$n couldn't type a period if there was only one key on the keyboard.~

wave~
You wave.~
$n waves happily.~
You wave goodbye to $N.~
$n waves goodbye to $N.~
$n waves goodbye to you.  Have a good journey.~
You wave good-bye.~
$n waves good-bye. Have a nice trip!~

wedgie~
You look around for someone to wedgie.~
$n is looking around for someone to wedgie!  Run!~
You wedgie $M.  Must be fun! ~
$n wedgies $N to the heavens.~
$n wedgies you!  Ouch!~
You delight in pinning your underwear to the sky.~
$n wedgies $mself and revels with glee.~

whine~
You whine like the great whiners of the century.~
@@g$n @@cwhines @@gpitifully.@@N~
You whine to $M like the great whiners of the century.~
$n whines to $N 'I want to be an immortal already.  I need more hp...I..'~
$n whines to you 'I want to be an immortal already.  I need more hp...I...'~
You whine like the great whiners of the century.~
$n whines 'I want to be a god already.  I need more hitpoints..I...'~

whistle~
You whistle appreciatively.~
$n whistles appreciatively.~
You @@aw@@ph@@ai@@ps@@at@@pl@@ae @@nat the sight of $N.~
$n @@aw@@ph@@ai@@ps@@at@@pl@@ae@@ps @@nat the sight of $N.~
$n @@aw@@ph@@ai@@ps@@at@@pl@@ae@@ps @@nat the sight of you.  Go ahead, strut!~
You whistle a little tune to yourself.~
$n whistles a little tune to $mself.~

wiggle~
You @@lw@@ci@@lg@@cg@@ll@@ce@@n your @@mb@@po@@mt@@pt@@mo@@pm@@n.~
$n @@lw@@ci@@lg@@cg@@ll@@ce@@ls@@n $s @@mb@@po@@mt@@pt@@mo@@pm@@n.~
You @@lw@@ci@@lg@@cg@@ll@@ce@@n your @@mb@@po@@mt@@pt@@mo@@pm@@n at $M.~
$n @@lw@@ci@@lg@@cg@@ll@@ce@@ls@@n $s @@mb@@po@@mt@@pt@@mo@@pm@@n at $N.~
$n @@lw@@ci@@lg@@cg@@ll@@ce@@ls@@n $s @@mb@@po@@mt@@pt@@mo@@pm@@n at you. @@yoo@@aOO@@roo@@n!~
You wiggle about like a fish.~
$n wiggles about like a fish.~

wince~
You wince.  Ouch!~
$n @@pwinces@@n. Ouch!~
You @@pwince@@n at $M.~
$n @@pwinces@@n at $N.~
$n @@pwinces@@n at you.~
You wince at yourself.~
$n @@pwinces @@nat $mself.~

wink~
You wink suggestively.~
@@y$n @@lw@@Bi@@ln@@Bk@@ls @@nsuggestively.~
You wink suggestively at $N.~
@@y$n @@lw@@Bi@@ln@@Bk@@ls@@n at @@r$N@@n.~
@@y$n @@lw@@Bi@@ln@@Bk@@ls@@n suggestively at you.~
@@y$n @@lw@@Bi@@ln@@Bk@@ls@@n at @@y$mself@@n-- something strange is going on.~
$n winks at $mself - something strange is going on...~

wish~
You make a wish upon a star for a dream you have.~
$n sighs... and makes a wish upon a shooting star.~
You wish to be loved by $M.~
$n wishes to be loved by $N.~
$n wishes to be loved by you.~
You wish for more attention.~
$n wishes for more attention.~

wrap~
You wrap a present for your love.~
$n wraps a present for someone special.~
You wrap your legs around $M.~
$n wraps $s legs around $N.~
$n wraps $s legs around you.  Wonder what's coming next?~
You wrap yourself with some paper.~
$n wraps $mself with some wrapping paper.  Is it Christmas?~

yawn~
You must be tired.~
$n yawns.~
You must be tired.~
$n yawns at $N.  Maybe you should let them go to bed?~
$n yawns at you.  Maybe $e wants you to go to bed with $m?~
You must be tired.~
$n yawns.~

jump~
You jump up and down with joy!~
$n jumps up and down with joy!~
You make a jumping dance around $N!~
$n makes a jumping dance around $N. $e must be happy.~
$n makes a jumping dance around you. $e must be happy.~
You jump up and down with joy!~
$n jumps up and down with joy!~

stressout~
@@NYou pull your hair out in @@Rbloody tufts@@N, displaying obvious stress.@@N~
$n pulls @@Rbloody tufts@@N of $s hair out, displaying obvious stress.@@N~
You grab @@R$N@@N by the back of the head and slam $S head into a post, relieving $S stress.@@N~
$n grabs $N by the back of the head and @@Rslams@@N $M into a post, relieving $S stress.@@N~
$n grabs you by the back of the head and slams your head into a post. @@RWhat a relief!@@N~
You slam your head into a post to relieve your stress. @@R Are you Alright?@@N~
$n slams $s head into a post for stress relief. @@RAre you annoying $m?@@N~

pounce~
@@WYou pounce on your @@yimaginary @@Wfriend@@N.~
@@y$n @@Wprepares to @@gpounce @@Won someone@@N.~
@@WYou quickly @@gpounce @@Won @@y$N @@Wbringing $M to the ground@@N.~
@@yEeeek@@W, $n pounces on $N... join in the fun! @@y:)@@N~
@@y$n @@Wplayfully @@gpounces @@Won you!@@N~
@@WYou @@dcan't @@Wpounce on yourself, silly.@@N~
~

tlove~
@@WYou still believe your @@gtrue @@elove @@Wis out there, somewhere...@@N~
@@c$n @@Wis dreaming of her @@gtrue @@elove@@W, again@@N.~
@@WYou look into $S @@leyes@@W, and you know this is @@eLove@@N.~
@@a$n @@Whas found $s @@gtrue @@elove @@Win @@y$N@@N.~
@@WThe look in $n's @@leyes @@Wshows $s @@gtrue @@elove @@Wfor you.@@N~
@@WLook beyond yourself to find your @@gtrue @@elove@@N.~
@@a$n @@Wgives up on all of you, and @@eloves @@W$mself.@@N~

tkiss~
@@WYou look around for someone @@yspecial@@N~
@@l$n @@Wlooks like $e needs a tender kiss@@N.~
@@WYou pull @@a$N @@Wclose to you and @@ekiss @@W$M tenderly.@@N~
@@a$n @@Wpulls @@y$N @@Wclose to $m and @@ek@@Ri@@es@@Rs@@ee@@Rs@@W $M sweetly on the lips.@@n~
@@a$n @@Wpulls you close to $m and @@ekisses @@Wyou tenderly@@N.~
@@WWouldn't it feel much better to kiss another person?@@N~
@@a$n@@W struggles to @@ekiss @@W$mself.~

firework~
You set off some @@ef@@ri@@lr@@pe@@aw@@lo@@er@@pk@@rs @@nin celebration!~
$n sets off some @@ef@@ri@@lr@@pe@@aw@@lo@@er@@pk@@rs @@nin celebration! @@yoo@@aOO@@roo@@yOO!!@@n~
You think of $N and see @@ef@@ri@@lr@@pe@@aw@@lo@@er@@pk@@rs@@n!~
~
$n thinks of you and sees @@ef@@ri@@lr@@pe@@aw@@lo@@er@@pk@@rs@@n when you're together.~
You think of yourself.  No @@ef@@ri@@lr@@pe@@aw@@lo@@er@@pk@@rs @@nthere either?~
$n think of $mself.  Doesn't seem to be any @@ef@@ri@@lr@@pe@@aw@@lo@@er@@pk@@rs @@nthere.~

tembrace~
@@WYou long to be held closely@@N.~
@@WPsssst... @@d$n @@yreally @@Wneeds a tender embrace@@N.~
@@WYou hold @@y$N @@Win your arms @@gsurrounding @@W$M in your @@lwarmth@@N.~
@@a$n @@Wholds @@a$N@@W so close to $m@@N.~
@@y$n @@Wholds you close to $s body, tenderly @@gembracing you in $s @@lwarmth@@N.~
@@WYou @@gembrace @@Wyourself, keeping warm@@N.~
~

muaha~
You burst forth in a diabolical tirade of chilling laughter, '@@pMUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!@@N'.@@N~
$n bursts out in chilling diabolical laughter, '@@pMUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!@@N'.@@N~
You get right in $N's face and laugh diabolically, '@@pMUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!@@N'.@@N~
$n gets right in $N's face and laughs diabolically, scaring $M silly.~
$n gets right in your face and laughs diabolically, '@@pMUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!@@N', scaring you silly.@@N~
You laugh diabolically at yourself.~
$n laughs diabolically at himself. You call the asylum post-haste.@@N~

rollover~
You roll onto your back and wimper your submission.~
$n rolls onto $s back and waves $s legs in submission.~
You roll onto your back and wimper your submission to $N.~
$n rolls onto $s back and wimpers $s submission to $n.~
$n rolls onto $s back, and wimpers $s submission to you.~
Now why would you want to do that?~
~

hehehe~
@@dYou look about @@pe@@mv@@pi@@ml@@pl@@my @@dand go, 'Hehehehehehehehehehe!'@@n~
@@d$n looks stricken with @@li@@pn@@ls@@pa@@ln@@pi@@lt@@py @@dand starts laughing, '@@eH@@ae@@eh@@ae@@eh@@ae@@eh@@ae@@eh@@ae@@eh@@ae@@eh@@ae@@eh@@ae@@eh@@ae@@eh@@ae@@d!'@@n~
~
~
~
@@dYour @@Rb@@erain @@dsnaps, and you laugh forever, 'Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe...'@@n~
@@d$n gets a glazed look in his eyes and grins stupidly. Think his @@Rb@@erain@@d snapped?@@n~

slap~
Anyone in particular?~
~
@@WYou slap @@d$N @@epainfully@@W, showing your @@Ranger@@W.~
@@d$n @@Rslaps@@d $N @@epainfully@@W across the cheek. Don't make the same mistake @@e$E@@W did.@@N~
@@d$n @@Rslaps@@W you @@epainfully@@W for your @@eoutrageous@@W comment.@@N~
@@WYou @@Rslap@@W yourself @@epainfully@@W, trying to stay awake.@@N~
@@d$n@@e slaps@@W $mself@@e painfully@@W. You wonder if $e enjoyed that.@@N~

huggle~
@@cWho needs to be @@Bh@@lu@@cg@@ag@@cl@@le@@Bd@@c?@@N~
@@cSomeone is in need of a  @@Bh@@lu@@cg@@ag@@cl@@le@@c!@@N~
@@cYou pull @@a$N @@cclose for a @@Bh@@lu@@cg@@ag@@cl@@le@@c!@@N~
@@c$n @@cpulls @@a$N @@cclose for a @@Bh@@lu@@cg@@ag@@cl@@le@@c!@@N~
@@c$n @@cpulls you @@cclose for a @@Bh@@lu@@cg@@ag@@cl@@le@@c!@@N~
@@cYou @@cfeel all left out and @@Bh@@lu@@cg@@ag@@cl@@le @@cyourself for comfort@@c!@@N~
@@c$n @@cfeels all left out and @@Bh@@lu@@cg@@ag@@cl@@le@@Bs @@c$mself for comfort@@c!@@N~

shower~
You sniff your armpits...eww! Time to take a shower!~
$n sniffs $m armpits...eww! Time to take a shower!~
You grab @@n$N and @@rtoss @@n$M into the @@ls@@ch@@lo@@cw@@le@@cr@@n.~
$n grabs @@n$N and @@rtosses @@n$M into the @@ls@@ch@@lo@@cw@@le@@cr@@n.~
$n grabs @@nyou and @@rtosses @@nyou into the @@ls@@ch@@lo@@cw@@le@@cr@@n! Oh well, you needed one anyway.~
~
~

kshower~
Who do you want to shower in kisses today?~
$n looks like $e wants to shower someone with kisses.~
You @@ps@@ah@@po@@aw@@pe@@ar @@n$N with @@lkisses@@n.~
$n @@ps@@ah@@po@@aw@@pe@@ar@@ps @@n$N with @@lkisses@@n.~
$n @@ps@@ah@@po@@aw@@pe@@ar@@ps @@nyou with @@mdelicate @@lkisses @@nall over your body.~
You try to @@ps@@ah@@po@@aw@@pe@@ar @@nyourself with @@lkisses @@nbut you can't quite reach...~
$n tries to @@ps@@ah@@po@@aw@@pe@@ar @@n$mself with @@lkisses @@nbut $e can't quite seem to reach...~

stifle~
You stifle a laugh...badly.~
@@y$n @@n@@dstifles @@na laugh...badly.~
You stop yourself from laughing at @@r$N@@n. What did $E do?~
@@y$n @@nlooks at @@r$N @@nand makes a funny face.~
@@y$n @@nlooks at you and tries to stifle a laugh. What's so funny?~
You think about yesterday and try not to laugh.~
@@y$n @@nthinks about yesterday and stifles a laugh...badly.~

nip~
Nip who?~
~
You @@an@@cip @@nat @@l$N@@n's nipples.~
$n @@el@@Ri@@ec@@Rk@@es @@nand @@an@@ci@@ap@@cs @@nat @@l$N@@n's nipples. Kinky!~
$n @@el@@Ri@@ec@@Rk@@es @@nand @@an@@ci@@ap@@cs @@nyour nipples. @@lMmmmm@@n...~
You nip at your own nipples.~
$n @@cn@@li@@cp@@ls @@nat $s own nipples.~

past~
You think of @@pt@@mi@@pm@@me@@ps @@npast and @@ef@@lr@@ei@@le@@en@@ld@@es @@nforgotten.~
$n thinks deeply and is lost in thought.~
You think of @@pt@@mi@@pm@@me@@ps @@npast and @@ef@@lr@@ei@@le@@en@@ld@@es @@nforgotten.~
$n thinks deeply and is lost in thought.~
$n thinks deeply and is lost in thought. Maybe $e is thinking of you?~
You think of @@pt@@mi@@pm@@me@@ps @@npast and @@ef@@lr@@ei@@le@@en@@ld@@es @@nforgotten.~
$n thinks deeply and is lost in thought.~

gaze~
You gaze off into the distance.~
$n gazes off into the distance.~
You @@pg@@ma@@pz@@me@@a happily @@ninto $S eyes.~
$n @@pg@@ma@@pz@@me@@ps@@a happily @@ninto $N's eyes.~
$n @@pg@@ma@@pz@@me@@ps@@a happily @@ninto your eyes.~
You @@pg@@ma@@pz@@me@@a @@ndown at yourself.~
$n @@pg@@ma@@pz@@me@@ps@@a @@ndown at $mself.~

twitch~
@@dYou @@at@@cw@@dit@@cc@@ah@@d.@@N~
@@d$n @@at@@cwi@@dtc@@che@@as@@d.@@N~
~
~
~
~
~

crooked~
You @@et@@ni@@el@@nt your @@ah@@ya@@nl@@do @@nmischeivously. Much better!~
@@y$n @@et@@ni@@el@@nt@@es @@n$s @@ah@@ya@@nl@@do @@nmischeivously.~
You reach over and @@et@@ni@@el@@nt $S @@ah@@ya@@nl@@do @@nmischeivously. There ya go!~
@@y$n@@n reaches over and @@et@@ni@@el@@nt@@es@@n your @@ah@@ya@@nl@@do @@nmischeivously.~
@@y$n@@n reaches over and @@et@@ni@@el@@nt@@es@@n $N's @@ah@@ya@@nl@@do @@nmischeivously.~
You @@et@@ni@@el@@nt your @@ah@@ya@@nl@@do @@nmischeivously. Much better!~
@@y$n @@et@@ni@@el@@nt@@es @@n$s @@ah@@ya@@nl@@do @@nmischeivously.~

handcuff~
Who do you want to handcuff?~
$n pulls out a pair of handcuffs. ooOOoo!~
You @@Whand@@ccuff @@n$N, putting $M completely at your @@mm@@pe@@mr@@pc@@my@@n.~
$n @@Whand@@ccuffs @@n$N. @@mK@@pi@@mn@@pk@@my@@n!~
$n @@Whand@@ccuffs @@nyou, putting you completely at $s @@mm@@pe@@mr@@pc@@my@@n.~
You @@Whand@@ccuff @@nyourself to a post. Too bad you can't find the key...~
$n @@Whand@@ccuffs @@n$mself to a post and it looks like $e can't find the key!~

shudder~
@@WYou @@dshudder @@Wsuddenly.@@n~
@@W$n @@dshudders @@Wsuddenly.@@n~
@@WYou @@dshudder @@Wat the thought of @@d$m.@@n~
@@W$n @@dshudders @@Wat the thought of @@d$N.@@n~
@@W$n @@dshudders @@Wat the thought of you.@@n~
@@WYou @@dshudder @@Wat the thought of what you did.@@n~
@@W$n @@dshudders @@Wat the thought of what $e did.@@n~

rose~
You pull out a @@Rred rose@@n.~
$n pulls out a @@Rred rose@@n.~
You give $M a @@Rred rose@@n.~
@@a$n gives $N a beautiful @@Rred rose@@n.~
@@a$n gives you a beautiful @@Rred rose@@n.~
~
~

neck~
Hmm?~
~
@@WYou @@pg@@mently @@Rk@@eiss @@W$S @@cn@@aeck.~
@@W$n @@pg@@mently @@Rk@@eisses @@W$N's @@cn@@aeck.~
@@W$n @@pg@@mently @@Rk@@eisses @@Wyour @@cn@@aeck.~
~
~

snipe~
@@WWho do you want sniped off?@@n~
~
@@WYou pull out your @@dscope @@Wand try to snipe @@l$N @@Wfrom the roof. My you're a bad shot!@@n~
@@e$n @@Wpulls out $s @@dscope @@Wand tries to snipe @@l$N @@Wfrom the roof. @@pGasp!@@n~
@@e$n @@Wpulls out $s @@dscope @@Wand tries to snipe @@lyou @@Wfrom the roof. What a @@mterrible @@Wshot!@@n~
You can't snipe @@eyourself@@n!~
@@e$n @@Wtries to @@dsnipe @@W$mself but is too @@cslow@@W.@@n~

tango~
And just who do you want to sweep up into such a @@plusty @@ad@@na@@an@@nc@@ae@@n?~
$n pulls out a @@erose @@nand looks for somebody to @@lt@@na@@en@@rg@@lo@@n with. Will it be you?~
You put a @@erose@@n in your @@lmouth@@n and lead $N in a @@lt@@na@@en@@rg@@lo@@n.~
$n puts a @@erose@@n in $s @@lmouth@@n and leads $N in a lusty @@lt@@na@@en@@rg@@lo@@n.~
$n puts a @@erose@@n in $s @@lmouth@@n and leads you in a @@plusty @@lt@@na@@en@@rg@@lo@@n.~
It takes two to tango...~
$n gets a @@rcrazy@@n look in $s eye then drops a @@erose@@n on the floor sullenly.~

grind~
@@WYou grind your @@nteeth @@Win frustration.@@n~
~
You @@eg@@Rr@@di@@Rn@@ed@@n with $N.~
$n dances with $N, @@eg@@Rr@@mi@@pnd@@mi@@Rn@@eg@@n $s body against $M @@as@@ne@@ad@@nu@@ac@@nt@@ai@@nv@@ae@@nl@@ay@@n.~
$n starts dancing with you, @@eg@@Rr@@mi@@pnd@@mi@@Rn@@eg@@n $s body against you @@as@@ne@@ad@@nu@@ac@@nt@@ai@@nv@@ae@@nl@@ay@@n.~
You @@eg@@Rr@@mi@@Rn@@ed@@n your hips right down to the ground.~
$n starts @@eg@@Rr@@mi@@pnd@@mi@@Rn@@eg@@n with $mself, bringing $s hips right to the ground. @@aS@@lexy@@n!~

bark~
You @@bbark @@nlike a @@bdog@@n.~
$n @@bbarks @@nlike a @@bdog@@n.~
You bark loudly at @@G$N@@n. @@bW@@yOO@@bF@@n! @@bW@@yOO@@bF@@n!~
$n @@bbarks@@n at $mself. WOOF!~
$n @@bbarks @@nloudly at @@Gyou@@n. What did you do?~
You @@bbark @@nat yourself.~
~

jab~
@@aJab @@cwhom?@@N~
~
@@cYou jab @@a$M @@cin the @@ar@@ci@@ab@@cs@@N.~
@@a$n @@cjabs @@a$N @@cin the @@ar@@ci@@ab@@cs@@N.~
@@a$n @@cjabs you in the @@ar@@ci@@ab@@cs@@N.~
@@cYou jab yourself in the @@ar@@ci@@ab@@cs, feeling very silly@@N.~
@@a$n @@cjabs $mself in the @@ar@@ci@@ab@@cs sheepishly@@N.~

mutter~
You mutter softly to yourself.~
$n @@Wmutters softly to $mself.@@n~
@@cYou mutter softly about what @@G$E @@cdid.@@n~
@@a$n @@cmutters something about @@G$N.@@n~
@@a$n @@cmutters softly about @@Gyou@@c.@@n~
@@cYou mutter softly about something you did.@@n~
@@a$n @@cmutters softly about...something.@@n~

mumble~
@@WYou mumble about the situation.@@n~
@@d$n @@Wmumbles something to $sself.@@n~
@@WYou mumble crossly about what @@c$E @@Wdid. Speak up!@@n~
@@d$n @@Wmumbles something about @@c$N@@W. $e seems unhappy.@@n~
@@d$n @@Wmumbles @@Rcrossly @@Wat you.@@n~
@@WYou mumble about what you did.@@n~
@@c$n @@Wmumbles to $sself. @@nMaybe $e's @@ycrazy@@n...~

pet~
@@dWhat are you trying to do?@@N~
@@l$n @@dwants to pet someone.@@N~
@@dYou are @@cp@@ae@@ct@@at@@ci@@an@@cg @@d$n fondly.@@N~
@@RNo Peeking@@R..... @@d$n is running their hands all over $N's body.@@N~
@@RWOW@@d, $n is @@cp@@ae@@ct@@at@@ci@@an@@cg@@d you all over..... Yes @@RALL@@d over !@@N~
@@dYou don't need to be touching yourself like that!@@N~
@@d$n beings to @@cp@@ae@@ct@@d $mself.... @@lEWWWWW@@d!@@N~

roar~
@@gYou @@dlet loose an @@bEarth@@d shaking @@RRoar@@d!@@N~
@@g$n @@dlets loose an @@bEarth@@d shaking @@RRoar@@d!@@N~
@@gYou @@dlet loose an @@bEarth@@d shaking @@RRoar@@d at @@g$N@@N~
@@g$n @@dlets loose an @@bEarth@@d shaking @@RRoar@@d at @@g$N@@d!@@N~
@@g$n @@dlets loose an @@bEarth@@d shaking @@RRoar@@d at @@gYou@@d!@@N~
~
~

mosh~
@@dYou @@r@@fM@@G@@fO@@r@@fS@@G@@fH@@N@@d around the room, knocking into everything.@@N~
@@d$n @@r@@fM@@G@@fO@@r@@fS@@G@@fH@@r@@fE@@G@@fS@@N@@d around the room, knocking everything over.@@N~
@@dYou @@r@@fM@@G@@fO@@r@@fS@@G@@fH@@N@@d into $N, knocking $M to the ground.@@N~
@@d$n @@r@@fM@@G@@fO@@r@@fS@@G@@fH@@r@@fE@@G@@fS@@N@@d into $N, knocking $M to the ground.@@N~
@@d$n @@r@@fM@@G@@fO@@r@@fS@@G@@fH@@r@@fE@@G@@fS@@N@@d into you, knocking you to the ground.@@N~
@@dYou @@r@@fM@@G@@fO@@r@@fS@@G@@fH@@N@@d with yourself.  @@r@@fM@@G@@fO@@r@@fS@@G@@fH @@r@@fM@@G@@fO@@r@@fS@@G@@fH @@r@@fM@@G@@fO@@r@@fS@@G@@fH @@r@@fM@@G@@fO@@r@@fS@@G@@fH @@r@@fM@@G@@fO@@r@@fS@@G@@fH@@N~
@@d$n @@r@@fM@@G@@fO@@r@@fS@@G@@fH@@r@@fE@@G@@fS@@N@@d with $mself.  @@r@@fM@@G@@fO@@r@@fS@@G@@fH @@r@@fM@@G@@fO@@r@@fS@@G@@fH @@r@@fM@@G@@fO@@r@@fS@@G@@fH @@r@@fM@@G@@fO@@r@@fS@@G@@fH @@r@@fM@@G@@fO@@r@@fS@@G@@fH@@N~

woot~
@@dYou scream @@eW@@yo@@lo@@rT @@dat the top of your lungs!@@N~
@@d$n screams @@eW@@yo@@lo@@rT @@dat the top of $s lungs!@@N~
@@dYou grin at $N and scream @@eW@@yo@@lo@@rT@@d at the top of your lungs!@@N~
@@d$n grins at $N and screams @@eW@@yo@@lo@@rT@@d at the top of $s lungs!@@N~
@@d$n grins at you and screams @@eW@@yo@@lo@@rT@@d at the top of $s lungs!@@N~
@@dYou @@eW@@yo@@lo@@rT@@d at yourself.@@N~
@@d$n @@eW@@yo@@lo@@rT@@ds at $mself.  Must be @@gmighty @@dproud of what $e did!@@N~

egrin~
@@WYou @@Rgrin @@de@@Wv@@di@@Wl@@dl@@Wy@@d.@@N~
@@W$n @@Rgrins @@de@@Wv@@di@@Wl@@dl@@Wy@@d.@@N~
@@WYou @@Rgrin @@de@@Wv@@di@@Wl@@dl@@Wy at $M.@@N~
@@W$n @@Rgrins @@de@@Wv@@di@@Wl@@dl@@Wy at $N.@@N~
@@W$n @@Rgrins @@de@@Wv@@di@@Wl@@dl@@Wy at you.@@N~
@@WYou @@Rgrin @@de@@Wv@@di@@Wl@@dl@@Wy at yourself.@@N~
@@W$n @@Rgrins @@de@@Wv@@di@@Wl@@dl@@Wy at $mself.@@N~

bah~
@@dYou say, '@@WBah@@d' and shake your head.@@N~
@@d$n says, '@@WBah@@d' and shakes $s head.@@N~
@@dYou say, '@@WBah@@d' and shake your head at $M.@@N~
@@d$n says, '@@WBah@@d' and shakes $s head at $N.@@N~
@@d$n says, '@@WBah@@d' and shakes $s head at you.@@N~
@@dYou say, '@@WBah@@d' and grumble to yourself.@@N~
@@d$n says, '@@WBah@@d' and grumbles to $mself.@@N~

high5~
@@dAnd whom would you like to give this to?@@N~
~
@@dYou give @@g$N @@da big @@aH@@ci@@agh@@c-@@a5@@d.@@N~
@@g$n@@d gives @@g$N @@da big @@aH@@ci@@agh@@c-@@a5@@d.@@N~
@@g$n@@d gives you @@da big @@aH@@ci@@agh@@c-@@a5@@d.@@N~
@@dNow that was rather pointless.@@N~
@@g$n @@dsmacks $s own hand.  That was odd.@@N~

pft~
@@dYou stick out your @@etongue @@dand go, '@@eP@@bF@@yF@@rF@@lT@@pT@@mT@@eT@@bT@@yT@@rT@@lT@@a!!!@@d'@@N ~
@@g$n@@d sticks out $s @@etongue @@dand goes, '@@eP@@bF@@yF@@rF@@lT@@pT@@mT@@eT@@bT@@yT@@rT@@lT@@a!!!@@N'@@N~
@@dYou stick your @@etongue @@dout at @@g$N@@d and go, '@@eP@@bF@@yF@@rF@@lT@@pT@@mT@@eT@@bT@@yT@@rT@@lT@@a!!!@@d'@@N ~
@@g$n@@d sticks $s @@etongue @@dout at @@g$N @@dand goes, '@@eP@@bF@@yF@@rF@@lT@@pT@@mT@@eT@@bT@@yT@@rT@@lT@@a!!!@@N'@@N~
@@g$n@@d sticks $s @@etongue @@dout at you @@dand goes, '@@eP@@bF@@yF@@rF@@lT@@pT@@mT@@eT@@bT@@yT@@rT@@lT@@a!!!@@N'@@N~
@@dYou sticks out your @@etongue @@dand go, '@@eP@@bF@@yF@@rF@@lT@@pT@@mT@@eT@@bT@@yT@@rT@@lT@@a!!!@@d'@@N ~
@@g$n@@d sticks $s @@etongue @@dout and goes, '@@eP@@bF@@yF@@rF@@lT@@pT@@mT@@eT@@bT@@yT@@rT@@lT@@a!!!@@N'@@N~

confused~
@@dYou feel very @@pc@@mo@@bn@@yf@@du@@ps@@me@@bd@@d.@@N~
@@d$n looks very @@pc@@mo@@bn@@yf@@du@@ps@@me@@bd@@d.@@N~
@@dYou are very @@pc@@mo@@bn@@yf@@du@@ps@@me@@bd@@d by what $N said.@@N~
@@d$n looks very @@pc@@mo@@bn@@yf@@du@@ps@@me@@bd@@d by what $N said.@@N~
@@d$n looks very @@pc@@mo@@bn@@yf@@du@@ps@@me@@bd@@d by what you said.  Perhaps you should explain.@@N~
@@dYou @@pc@@mo@@bn@@yf@@du@@ps@@me@@bd@@d yourself.  How did you manage that?@@N~
@@d$n @@pc@@mo@@bn@@yf@@du@@ps@@me@@bd@@d $mself.  How did $e manage that?@@N~

thwack~
@@dWhom would you like to @@W*@@eT@@RH@@eW@@RA@@eC@@RK@@W*@@d?@@N~
~
@@dYou @@W*@@eT@@RH@@eW@@RA@@eC@@RK@@W*@@d $N@@d upside the head.@@N~
@@d$n @@W*@@eT@@RH@@eW@@RA@@eC@@RK@@eS@@W*@@d $N@@d upside the head.  What did $E do this time?@@N~
@@d$n @@W*@@eT@@RH@@eW@@RA@@eC@@RK@@eS@@W*@@d you upside the head.  What did you do this time?@@N~
@@dYou @@W*@@eT@@RH@@eW@@RA@@eC@@RK@@W*@@d yourself upside the head.  @@aOooow@@d...@@N~
@@d$n @@W*@@eT@@RH@@eW@@RA@@eC@@RK@@eS@@W*@@d $mself upside the head.  That looked like it hurt.@@N~

sniffle~
@@dYou @@Ws@@an@@ciff@@al@@We @@dpitifully, on the verge of tears.@@N~
@@d$n @@Ws@@an@@ciff@@ale@@Ws @@dpitifully.  @@gAwww@@d....@@N~
@@dYou @@Ws@@an@@ciff@@al@@We @@dpitifully, hoping @@g$N @@dwill feel sorry for you.@@N~
@@g$n @@Ws@@an@@ciff@@ale@@Ws @@dpitifully, hoping @@g$N @@dwill feel sorry for $m.@@N~
@@g$n @@Ws@@an@@ciff@@ale@@Ws @@dpitifully, hoping you will feel sorry for $m.  @@gAwww@@d....@@N~
@@dYou @@Ws@@an@@ciff@@al@@We @@dpitifully, feeling sorry for yourself.@@N~
@@g$n @@Ws@@an@@ciff@@ale@@Ws @@dpitifully, feeling sorry for $mself.  @@gAwww@@d...@@N~

lol~
@@cYou @@cl@@aa@@du@@ag@@ch @@co@@au@@ct @@cl@@ao@@du@@cd@@d.@@N~
@@c$n @@ab@@ae@@dg@@ain@@cs @@ct@@ao @@cl@@aa@@du@@ag@@ch @@co@@au@@ct @@cl@@ao@@du@@cd@@d.@@N~
@@cYou @@cl@@aa@@du@@ag@@ch @@co@@au@@ct @@cl@@ao@@du@@cd @@cat something $N said.@@N~
@@c$n @@cl@@aa@@du@@ag@@chs @@co@@au@@ct @@cl@@ao@@du@@cd @@cat something $N said.@@N~
@@c$n @@cl@@aa@@du@@ag@@chs @@co@@au@@ct @@cl@@ao@@du@@cd @@cat something you said.@@N~
@@cYou @@cl@@aa@@du@@ag@@ch @@co@@au@@ct @@cl@@ao@@du@@cd @@cat yourself.@@N~
@@c$n @@cl@@aa@@du@@ag@@chs @@co@@au@@ct @@cl@@ao@@du@@cd @@cfor no reason at all.@@N~

scs~
@@WYou look for someone to give the @@aStone @@cCold @@aStunner@@W to!@@N~
@@W$n looks for someone to give the @@aStone @@cCold @@aStunner@@W to!@@N~
@@WYou give $N the @@aStone @@cCold @@aStunner@@W!@@N~
@@W$n gives $N the @@aStone @@cCold @@aStunner@@W!@@N~
@@W$n gives you the @@aStone @@cCold @@aStunner@@W!@@N~
@@WYou give yourself the @@aStone @@cCold @@aStunner@@W!@@N~
@@W$n gives $mself the @@aStone @@cCold @@aStunner@@W!@@N~

cheer~
@@dYou raise your fists in some sort of @@ycheer@@d!@@N~
@@c$n @@draises $s fists in some sort of @@ycheer@@d!@@N~
@@dYou @@ycheer @@dand heartily praise @@c$N's @@dactions!@@N~
@@c$n @@ycheers @@c$N @@don and urges $M to contine!@@N~
@@c$n @@ycheers @@dyou on, heartily praising your actions!@@N~
@@dYou @@ycheer @@dyourself on. Good for you, I guess.@@N~
@@c$n @@ycheers @@d$mself on. Maybe $e's been living alone too long.@@N~

complain~
You summon Amnon, and complain about every last typo in the MUD.~
$n summons Amnon, and proceeds to complain on and on.~
You think that @@c$N @@Ncomplains far far too much.~
@@c$n @@Ntells @@c$N @@Nto stop complaining so much.~
@@c$n @@Nseems to think you complain too much for your own good.~
You quietly complain to yourself. At least you're not sharing your 

misery with others.~
@@c$n complains about $s own faults. Just keep walking, nod, and 

smile.~

ahh~
You go, "Ahh!"~
$n relaxes his mind as he suddenly understands.~
You look at $N and suddenly understand!~
$n looks at $N and suddenly understands. Ahh!~
$n looks at you and goes, "Ahh!"~
You thump yourself in the head and go, "Ahh!"~
$n thumps $mself in the head and goes, "Ahh!"~

worship~
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chicken~
You cluck.~
$n clucks.~
You cluck at $N.~
$n clucks at $N .~
$n clucks at you.~
You cluck at yourself.~
$n clucks at $mself.~

headbang~
You headbang.~
$n headbangs.~
You headbang toward $N.~
$n headbangs toward $N.~
$n headbangs toward you.~
You headbang at yourself.~
$n headbangs at $mself.~

lick~
You lick the air.~
$n licks the air.~
You lick $N.~
$n licks $N.~
$n licks you.~
you lick yourself, WOW.~
$n licks $mself, WOW thats a long tongue.~

poke~
You poke the air. You look dumb.~
$n pokes the air.~
You poke $N in the ribs.~
$n pokes $N in the ribs.~
$n pokes you in the ribs.~
You poke yourself in the ribs.~
$n pokes $mself in the ribs.~

tongue~
You stick your tongue out playfully.~
$n sticks his tongue out playfully.~
You stick your tongue out at $N playfully.~
$n sticks his tongue out at $N playfully.~
$n sticks his tongue out at you.~
Don't stick your tongue out at yourself!~
$n sticks his tongue out at himself.~

raise~
You raise your eyebrow questioningly.~
$n raise's his eyebrow questioningly.~
You raise your eyebrow questioningly at $N.~
$n raises his eyebrow questioningly at $N.~
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You raise your eyebrow questioningly at yourself.~
$n raises his eyebrow questioningly at himself.~