rm6/
rm6/clans/
rm6/councils/
rm6/deity/
rm6/doc/mudprogs/
rm6/exchange/
rm6/gods/
rm6/homes/
rm6/nations/
rm6/player/
rm6/player/a/
rm6/src/RCS/
rm6/src/dmalloc/
rm6/src/dmalloc/bin/
rm6/src/dmalloc/include/
rm6/src/dmalloc/lib/
rm6/src/scripts/
rm6/src/utils/
#SOCIAL
Name        911~
CharNoArg   You have a moment of silence to remember the victims of September 11th, 2001.~
OthersNoArg $n has a moment of silence to remember the victims of September 11th, 2001.~
CharFound   With a hand over your heart and tears in your eyes, you sing "God Bless America" to $N.~
OthersFound With a hand over $s heart and tears in $s eyes, $n sings "God Bless America" to $N.~
VictFound   With a hand over $s heart and tears in $s eyes, $n sings "God Bless America" to you.~
CharAuto    You affix a red, white, and blue ribbon to your equipment in memory of the victims of September 11th, 2001.~
OthersAuto  $n affixes a red, white, and blue ribbon to $s equipment in memory of the victims of September 11th, 2001.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        ?~
CharNoArg   You say 'Huh?'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Huh?'~
CharFound   You say 'Huh?' to $M.~
OthersFound $n says 'Huh?' to $N.~
VictFound   $n says 'Huh?' to you.~
CharAuto    You think to yourself 'Huh?'~
OthersAuto  $n takes a moment to question your existance.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        aba~
CharNoArg   You enter AZ on your motorcycle, Limp Bizkit's "Rollin'" playing in the background--with your tattoo-covered arms and long red hair, your fans immediately recognize you as the American Bad Ass, the CEO of DeadMan Inc., The Undertaker.~
OthersNoArg $n enters AZ on $s motorcycle, Limp Bizkit's "Rollin'" playing in the background--with $s tattoo-covered arms and long red hair, $s fans immediately recognize $m as the American Bad Ass, the CEO of DeadMan Inc., The Undertaker.~
CharFound   You nail $N with a ChokeSlam and finish $M off with the Last Ride.~
OthersFound $n nails $N with a ChokeSlam and finishes $M off with the Last Ride.~
VictFound   $n nails you with a ChokeSlam and finishes you off with the Last Ride.~
CharAuto    You remind everyone that this MUD is your Yard and that you are the Big Dog in the Yard.  You are loved by few, hated by many, respected by all.~
OthersAuto  $n reminds everyone that this MUD is $s Yard and that $e is the Big Dog in the Yard.  $e is loved by few, hated by many, respected by all.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        abbey~
CharNoArg   You ask everyone to come together...right now...over you!~
OthersNoArg $n asks everyone to come together...right now...over $m!~
CharFound   Bang bang, your silver hammer came down upon $N's head...bang bang, your silver hammer made sure that $E was dead.~
OthersFound Bang bang, $n's silver hammer came down upon $N's head...bang bang, $n's silver hammer made sure that $E was dead.~
VictFound   Bang bang, $n's silver hammer came down upon your head...bang bang, $n's silver hammer made sure that you were dead.~
CharAuto    You say "And in the end...the love you take...is equal to the love...you make."~
OthersAuto  $n says "And in the end...the love you take...is equal to the love...you make."~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        accuse~
CharNoArg   Accuse whom?~
OthersNoArg $n is in an accusing mood.~
CharFound   You look accusingly at $M.~
OthersFound $n looks accusingly at $N.~
VictFound   $n looks accusingly at you.~
CharAuto    You accuse yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n seems to have a bad conscience.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        acdc~
CharNoArg   You were born with a stiff... A stiff upper lip.~
OthersNoArg $n was born with a stiff... A stiff upper lip.              ~
CharFound   You say to $N 'You shook me all night long.'~
OthersFound $n says to $N 'You shook me all night long.'~
VictFound   $n says to you 'You shook me all night long.'~
CharAuto    You've been thunderstruck.~
OthersAuto  $n has been thunderstruck.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        ack~
CharNoArg   You gasp and say 'ACK!' at your mistake.~
OthersNoArg $n goes ick!~
CharFound   You ACK $M.~
OthersFound $n ACKS $N.~
VictFound   $n ACKS you.~
CharAuto    You ACK yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n ACKS $mself.  Must be a bad day.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        addict~
CharNoArg   You stand and admit to all in the room 'Hi, I'm $n, and I'm a mud addict.'~
OthersNoArg $n stands and says 'Hi, I'm $n, and I'm a mud addict.'~
CharFound   You tell $M that you are addicted to $S love.~
OthersFound $n tells $N that $e is addicted to $S love.~
VictFound   $n tells you that $e is addicted to your love.~
CharAuto    You stand and admit to all in the room 'Hi, I'm $n, and I'm a mud addict.'~
OthersAuto  $n stands and says 'Hi, I'm $n, and I'm a mud addict.'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        adieu~
CharNoArg   You say 'Adieu'.~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Adieu'.~
CharFound   You say 'Adieu' to $M.~
OthersFound $n says 'Adieu' to $N.~
VictFound   $n says 'Adieu' to you.~
CharAuto    You say 'Adieu' to yourself.  Au revoir.~
OthersAuto  $n has said goodbye to $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        admire~
CharNoArg   You are in an admiring mood.~
OthersNoArg $n is in an admiring mood.~
CharFound   You watch and admire $M.~
OthersFound $n watches and admires $N.~
VictFound   $n watches and admires you.~
CharAuto    You admire yourself in the mirror.~
OthersAuto  $n admires $mself in the mirror.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        adore~
CharNoArg   You are looking for someone to adore!~
OthersNoArg $n is looking for someone to adore!~
CharFound   You look at $N with adoring eyes.~
OthersFound $n looks at $N with adoring eyes.~
VictFound   $n looks at you with adoring eyes.~
CharAuto    Aww! You adore yourself!~
OthersAuto  $n adores $mself soooo much!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        aerosmith~
CharNoArg   You're back!  You're back in the saddle again!~
OthersNoArg $n's back!  $e's back in the saddle again!~
CharFound   You tell $N to walk this way.~
OthersFound $n tells $N to walk this way.~
VictFound   $n tells you to walk this way.~
CharAuto    You kiss on a devil to piss off a saint.~
OthersAuto  $n kisses on a devil to piss off a saint.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        again~
CharNoArg   You think 'not again!'~
OthersNoArg $n hits $s head on a tree and cries 'Not AGAIN!?'~
CharFound   You beg $N to do it again!  You must have enjoyed the first time.~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and says 'Thank you, may I have another?'~
VictFound   $n begs you for a repeat performance.  Do it again!~
CharAuto    You make a mental note to do that again.~
OthersAuto  $n makes a mental note to do what $e just did more often!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        agree~
CharNoArg   You seem to be in an agreeable mood.~
OthersNoArg $n seems to agree.~
CharFound   You agree with $M.~
OthersFound $n agrees with $N.~
VictFound   $n agrees with you.~
CharAuto    Well I hope you would agree with yourself!~
OthersAuto  $n agrees with $mself, of course.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        ahem~
CharNoArg   You clear your throat loudly and look slowly around.~
OthersNoArg $n clears $s throat loudly and looks around.~
CharFound   You cock an eyebrow at $N and clear your throat.~
OthersFound $n cocks an eyebrow at $N and clears $s throat.~
VictFound   $n cocks an eyebrow at you and clears $s throat.~
CharAuto    You quickly clear your throat and glance around nervously.~
OthersAuto  $n suddenly clears $s throat and glances around nervously.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        ahh~
CharNoArg   You say 'Ahhh...  I get it'.~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Ahhh...  I get it'.~
CharFound   You say 'Ahhh...  Interesting' to $M.~
OthersFound $n says 'Ahhh...  Interesting' to $N.~
VictFound   $n says 'Ahhh...  Interesting' to you.~
CharAuto    You think to yourself 'Intersting, but stupid'.~
OthersAuto  $n starts to think about something, too bad you can not hear it.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        albundy~
CharNoArg   You enter AZ, "Love And Marriage" playing in the background, sit on the couch, grab the TV remote and slide your hand down your pants.~
OthersNoArg $n enters AZ, "Love And Marriage" playing in the background, sits on the couch, grabs the TV remote and slides $s hand down $s pants.~
CharFound   You say "Anything you say, Grandflasher B" as you get $N's name wrong yet again and further discredit $S attempts to gain street-cred.~
OthersFound $n says "Anything you say, Grandflasher B" as $e gets $N's name wrong yet again and further discredits $S attempts to gain street-cred.~
VictFound   $n says "Anything you say, Grandflasher B" as $e gets your name wrong yet again and further discredits your attempts to gain street-cred.~
CharAuto    You proclaim that you are the President and Founding Member of NO MA'AM--the National Organization of Men Against Amazon Maidens.~
OthersAuto  $n proclaims that $e is the President and Founding Member of NO MA'AM--the National Organization of Men Against Amazon Maidens.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        alfalfa~
CharNoArg   You hear a strange voice yell 'Spaaanky!'~
OthersNoArg $n's eyes look puzzled as $e hears strange voices...~
CharFound   You point a finger, making a lone hair on the back of $N's noggin sproing to attention.~
OthersFound $n points a finger, making a lone hair on the back of $N's noggin sproing to attention.~
VictFound   $n points a finger, making a lone hair on the back of your noggin sproing to attention.~
CharAuto    Buy some mousse.~
OthersAuto  $n dreams of mousse.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        alligator~
CharNoArg   You hop around like you were just bitten by an alligator.~
OthersNoArg $n was just bitten by an alligator!  OW!~
CharFound   You throw an alligator at $N!~
OthersFound $n throws an alligator at $N!~
VictFound   $n throws an alligator at you!~
CharAuto    You wrestle with an alligator.~
OthersAuto  $n wrestles with an alligator, the alligator seems to have the upper hand.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        almostlive~
CharNoArg   You welcome everyone to the show by saying "Hi, and welcome to the $n Report.  I'm $n and here's my report."~
OthersNoArg $n welcomes everyone to the show by saying "Hi, and welcome to the $n Report.  I'm $n and here's my report."~
CharFound   You inform $N that $E'll never be as cool as Bill Nye The Science Guy.~
OthersFound $n informs $N that $E'll never be as cool as Bill Nye The Science Guy.~
VictFound   $n informs you that you'll never be as cool as Bill Nye The Science Guy.~
CharAuto    You remind everyone solemnly "Remember kids, be like Billy---Behave yourselves."~
OthersAuto  $n reminds everyone solemnly "Remember kids, be like Billy---Behave yourselves."~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        alsnow~
CharNoArg   You enter AZ, leering psychotically, and ask "What does everybody want?"~
OthersNoArg $n enters AZ, leering psychotically, and asks "What does everybody want?"~
CharFound   You wear down $N with a series of underhook HeadButts and wipe $M out with the SnowPlow.~
OthersFound $n wears down $N with a series of underhook HeadButts and wipes $M out with the SnowPlow.~
VictFound   $n wears you down with a series of underhook HeadButts and wipes you out with the SnowPlow.~
CharAuto    After another disturbing win, you dance in the middle of the room, holding your mannequin Head high above your own.~
OthersAuto  After another disturbing win, $n dances in the middle of the room, holding $s mannequin Head high above $s own.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        andy~
CharNoArg   You try to be just like Andrew.~
OthersNoArg $n is acting strange.  Maybe you should help $m with $s straight jacket.~
CharFound   You tell $N that $E reminds you of Andrew.~
OthersFound $n tells $N that $E reminds $m of Andrew.  This could get ugly.~
VictFound   $n tells you that you remind $m of Andrew.  Those are fighting words!~
CharAuto    You worship Andrew.  What horrid events have brought you to such despair?~
OthersAuto  $n is chanting something about Andrew; $e has lost $s mind, and can't be helped now.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        angle~
CharNoArg   You remind everyone that you're their Olympic Hero--oh, it's true, it's DAMN true!~
OthersNoArg $n reminds everyone that $e's their Olympic Hero--oh, it's true, it's DAMN true!~
CharFound   You take $N down with the Olympic Slam and make $M tap out to the AngleLock.~
OthersFound $n takes $N down with the Olympic Slam and makes $M tap out to the AngleLock.~
VictFound   $n takes you down with the Olympic Slam and makes you tap out to the AngleLock.~
CharAuto    You explain your formula for success in life--the 3 I's: Integrity, Intelligence, and Intensity.~
OthersAuto  $n explains $s formula for success in life--the 3 I's: Integrity, Intelligence, and Intensity.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        apologize~
CharNoArg   You apologize for your behavior.~
OthersNoArg $n apologizes for $s rude behavior.~
CharFound   You apologize to $M.~
OthersFound $n apologizes to $N.~
VictFound   $n apologizes to you.~
CharAuto    You apologize to yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n apologizes to $mself.  Hmmmm.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        apowers~
CharNoArg   You say excitedly "Yeah Baby, Yeah!"~
OthersNoArg $n says excitedly "Yeah Baby, Yeah!"~
CharFound   You ask $N, in a sly British voice, "Do I make you horny, baby?"~
OthersFound $n asks $N, in a sly British voice, "Do I make you horny, baby?"~
VictFound   $n asks you, in a sly British voice, "Do I make you horny, baby?"~
CharAuto    You flash a faux look of disappointment and say "Oh behave!"~
OthersAuto  $n flashes a faux look of disappointment and says "Oh behave!"~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        applaud~
CharNoArg   Clap, clap, clap.~
OthersNoArg $n gives a round of applause.~
CharFound   You clap at $S actions.~
OthersFound $n claps at $N's actions.~
VictFound   $n gives you a round of applause.  You MUST'VE done something good!~
CharAuto    You applaud at yourself.  Boy, are we conceited!~
OthersAuto  $n applauds at $mself.  Boy, are we conceited!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        arf~
CharNoArg   You exclaim 'Arf!  Arf!  Arf!'~
OthersNoArg $n exclaims 'Arf!  Arf!  Arf!'~
CharFound   You look at $N and exclaim 'Arf!  Arf!  Arf!'~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and exclaims 'Arf!  Arf!  Arf!'~
VictFound   $n looks at you and exclaims 'Arf!  Arf!  Arf!'~
CharAuto    You run around the room exclaiming 'Arf!  Arf!  Arf!'~
OthersAuto  $n runs around the room exclaiming 'Arf!  Arf!  Arf!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        argh~
CharNoArg   You go AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!~
OthersNoArg $n screams ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!~
CharFound   You scream wildly at $M, AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHH!!!  What has $E done!~
OthersFound $n screams wildly at $N, AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHH!!!  What has $E done!~
VictFound   $n screams wildly at you.  Makes you wonder what you've done.~
CharAuto    You can't help but scream AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH at yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n screams wildly to the sky.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        austin~
CharNoArg   You give everyone the Stone Cold Salute.~
OthersNoArg $n gives everyone the Stone Cold Salute.~
CharFound   You give $N a Stone Cold Stunner.~
OthersFound $n gives $N a Stone Cold Stunner.~
VictFound   $n gives you a Stone Cold Stunner.~
CharAuto    You climb onto the second turnbuckle and drink a couple of Steveweisers.~
OthersAuto  $n climbs onto the second turnbuckle and drinks a couple of Steveweisers.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        awww~
CharNoArg   You go 'Awww...'~
OthersNoArg $n goes 'Awww...'~
CharFound   You go 'Awww...' towards $M.~
OthersFound $n goes 'Awww...' towards $N.~
VictFound   $n goes 'Awww...' towards you.~
CharAuto    You think of fond memories and go 'Awww...'~
OthersAuto  $n smiles and goes 'Awww...'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        babble~
CharNoArg   You begin to babble like an idiot.~
OthersNoArg $n begins to babble like an idiot.~
CharFound   You begin to babble at $N and $E can't understand a word you are saying.~
OthersFound $n tries to say something to $N but just babbles like an idiot.~
VictFound   $n tries to talk to you but just babbles like an idiot.~
CharAuto    You babble at yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n begins to babble like an idiot.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        babe~
CharNoArg   You strike a pose in your most babe-like style!~
OthersNoArg $n strikes a pose in $s most babe-like style!~
CharFound   You look at $N and think 'Wow! What a babe!'~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and thinks 'Wow! What a babe!'~
VictFound   $n thinks you are a supreme babe!~
CharAuto    You think you are a babe!~
OthersAuto  $n seems to think that $e is a babe!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        back~
CharNoArg   You announce you are back to everyone.~
OthersNoArg $n announces $e is back.~
CharFound   You try to backstab $N, but you nearly cut off your own finger.~
OthersFound $n tries to backstab $N, but $e nearly cuts off $s own finger.~
VictFound   $n tries to backstab you, but you catch it just in time.~
CharAuto    You try to backstab yourself but cannot reach your back with the dagger.~
OthersAuto  $n tries to backstab $mself.  What a dweeb!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        baffle~
CharNoArg   You scrunch up your face cuz you are totally baffled!~
OthersNoArg $n scrunches up $s face cuz $e is totally baffled!~
CharFound   You scrunch up your face at $N cuz $S behavior totally baffles you!~
OthersFound $n scrunches up $s face at $N cuz $n is totally baffled by $N!~
VictFound   $n scrunches up $s face at you cuz you totally baffle $m!~
CharAuto    You baffle yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n seems to be baffled by $s own thoughts.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bagel~
CharNoArg   You pop a bagel in the fire and toast it till it's golden brown.~
OthersNoArg $n pops a bagel in the fire and toasts it till it's golden brown.~
CharFound   You pull a golden brown bagel from the fire and give it to $N.~
OthersFound $n pulls a golden brown bagel from the fire and gives it to $N.~
VictFound   $n pulls a golden brown bagel from the fire and gives it to you.~
CharAuto    Your pull a golden brown bagel from the fire and pop it in your mouth. Yummy!~
OthersAuto  $n pulls a golden brown bagel from the fire and pops it into $s mouth. Yummy!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bah~
CharNoArg   you say 'BAH!' and turn away in contempt.~
OthersNoArg $n says 'BAH!' and turns away in contempt.~
CharFound   You say 'BAH!' at $M.~
OthersFound $n seems to be making sheep noises at $N.~
VictFound   $n looks at you and says 'BAH!'~
CharAuto    You whisper 'BAH!' under your breath.~
OthersAuto  $n whispers 'BAH!' under $s breath.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        banana~
CharNoArg   Daylight come, me want go home.~
OthersNoArg $n leans way back, and bellows forth 'DAAAAAAAYO!'~
CharFound   You sneak up on $N, and sing 'DAAAAAYO!'.  Bananas are dancing before $S eyes.~
OthersFound $n sneaks up behind $N and screams 'DAAAAAAAAAAAAAY-O' at the top of $s lungs...  Bananas are dancing before $S eyes now.~
VictFound   DAAAAAYO!  Ack!  Bananas!  Bananas everywhere!  $n snickers at your predicament.~
CharAuto    Daylight come, me want go home.~
OthersAuto  $n bellows forth 'DAAAAAYO!' and dances a little rumba.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bandaid~
CharNoArg   You search for a bandage for your wounds.~
OthersNoArg $n searches for a bandage for $s wounds.~
CharFound   You give $M a bandaid.~
OthersFound $n gives $N a bandaid.~
VictFound   $n gives you a bandaid.  Hope it helps.  *FROWN*~
CharAuto    You put a bandaid over your finger.  Does it feel better now?~
OthersAuto  $n puts a bandaid over $s finger.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        barf~
CharNoArg   You scream out 'I'm gonna be sick!' and then heave your stomach contents onto the ground.~
OthersNoArg $n is so sick that $e tells everyone 'I gotta barf!'.~
CharFound   You yell at $N 'Run!  I gotta barf!' and then spill out your dinner on $N.~
OthersFound $n barfs all over $N!  Yecchh, what a mess!~
VictFound   $n has just projectile vomited all over your nice, clean armor!~
CharAuto    You say to yourself 'Am I ever sick!' and then barf up your dinner!~
OthersAuto  $n begins to projectile vomit over everything in the room!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bark~
CharNoArg   Woof!  Woof!~
OthersNoArg $n barks like a dog.~
CharFound   You bark at $M.~
OthersFound $n barks at $N.~
VictFound   $n barks at you.~
CharAuto    You bark at yourself.  Woof!  Woof!~
OthersAuto  $n barks at $mself.  Woof!  Woof!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bashful~
CharNoArg   For some reason, you start feeling very bashful.~
OthersNoArg $n begins looking quite bashful.~
CharFound   You look up at $N, look at the ground and bashfully trace figure eights with your foot.~
OthersFound $n looks at $N, then bashfully stares at $s feet.~
VictFound   $n looks up at you, then bashfully traces figure eights with $s foot.~
CharAuto    For some reason, you start feeling very bashful.~
OthersAuto  $n begins looking quite bashful.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bbiab~
CharNoArg   You announce that you'll be back in a bit.~
OthersNoArg $n announces that $e'll be back in a bit.~
CharFound   You announce to $N that you'll be back in a bit.~
OthersFound $n announces to $N that $e'll be back in a bit.~
VictFound   $n announces to you that $e'll be back in a bit.~
CharAuto    You ask 'Why do people abbrivate such easy things to say?!?'~
OthersAuto  $n asks 'Why do people abbrivaite such easy things to say?!?'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bbl~
CharNoArg   You announce that you will be back later.~
OthersNoArg $n announces that $e'll be back later.~
CharFound   You inform $M that you will be back later.~
OthersFound $n informs $N that $e will be back later.~
VictFound   $n informs you that $e will be back later~
CharAuto    You mumble to yourself that you'll be back later.~
OthersAuto  $n mumbles to $mself that $e'll be back later.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bbs~
CharNoArg   You announce that you will be back soon.~
OthersNoArg $n announces that $e'll be back soon.~
CharFound   You announce to $N that you'll be back soon.~
OthersFound $n announces to $N that $e'll be back soon.~
VictFound   $n announces to you that $e'll be back soon.~
CharAuto    You say 'In the 80's, I used to own my own BBS!'~
OthersAuto  $n says 'In the 80's, I used to own my own BBS!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bday~
CharNoArg   You wish it was your birthday.~
OthersNoArg $n wishes it was $s birthday.~
CharFound   You cheerfully say 'Happy Birthday $N!' ~
OthersFound $n cheerfully says 'Happy Birthday $N!' ~
VictFound   $n cheerfully says 'Happy Birthday $N!' ~
CharAuto    Everybody forgot your birthday :(~
OthersAuto  $n sings 'Happy birthday to me....' in a sad voice.  Shame on you for forgetting.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bearhug~
CharNoArg   You hug a grizzly bear.~
OthersNoArg $n hugs a flea-infested grizzly bear.~
CharFound   You bearhug $M.~
OthersFound $n bearhugs $N.  Some ribs break.~
VictFound   $n bearhugs you.  Wonder what's coming next?~
CharAuto    You bearhug yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n bearhugs $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        beatles~
CharNoArg   You are the walrus--Goo Goo G'Joob!~
OthersNoArg $n is the walrus--Goo Goo G'Joob!~
CharFound   You tell $N all $E needs is love.~
OthersFound $n tells $N all $E needs is love.~
VictFound   $n tells you all you need is love.~
CharAuto    You're so tired, you haven't slept a wink.~
OthersAuto  $n's so tired, $e hasn't slept a wink.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        beckon~
CharNoArg   Psst, c'mon.  Anyone?~
OthersNoArg $n beckons to the air.  That might prove wise if $e gets stranded in a medieval submarine.~
CharFound   You beckon $N follow you through rain, snow, dragons' lairs and even *gulp* lag.~
OthersFound $n beckons $N follow $m.  You smell a rat.~
VictFound   $n beckons you follow $m through rain, snow, dragons' lairs and even *gulp* lag.~
CharAuto    Psst, c'mon $n.~
OthersAuto  $n beckons $n follow $n.  Ooooooook.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bed~
CharNoArg   You say 'It is time for me to hit the sheets...'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'It is time for me to hit the sheets...'~
CharFound   You say 'I am going to bed.  Laterz all.'~
OthersFound $n says 'I am going to bed.  Laterz all.'~
VictFound   $n says 'I am going to bed.  Laterz all.'~
CharAuto    You rest quietly on your bed.  That must be comfortable.~
OthersAuto  $n rests quietly on $s bed.  $n's bed looks comfortable.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        beer~
CharNoArg   You down a cold, frosty beer.~
OthersNoArg $n downs a cold, frosty beer.~
CharFound   You draw a cold, frosty beer for $N.~
OthersFound $n draws a cold, frosty beer for $N.~
VictFound   $n draws a cold, frosty beer for you.~
CharAuto    You draw yourself a beer.~
OthersAuto  $n draws $mself a beer.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        beg~
CharNoArg   You beg the gods for mercy.~
OthersNoArg The gods fall down laughing at $n's request for mercy.~
CharFound   You desperately try to gain $S attention.~
OthersFound $n begs $N to pay some attention to $m.~
VictFound   $n begs you to pay some attention to $m.~
CharAuto    Begging yourself for money doesn't help.~
OthersAuto  $n begs himself for money.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        behead~
CharNoArg   You look around for some heads to cut off.~
OthersNoArg $n looks around for some heads to cut off.~
CharFound   You grin evilly at $N and brandish your weapon.~
OthersFound $n grins evilly at $N, while branding $s weapon!~
VictFound   $n grins evilly at you, brandishing $s weapon.~
CharAuto    I really don't think you want to do that...~
OthersAuto  $n is so desperate for exp that $e tries to decapitate $mself!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        benoit~
CharNoArg   You proclaim that you're the best damn technical wrestler in the history of AZ.~
OthersNoArg $n proclaims that $e's the best damn technical wrestler in the history of AZ.~
CharFound   You maim $N with the Triple Rolling German Suplexes and make $M tap out to the Crippler CrossFace.~
OthersFound $n maims $N with the Triple Rolling German Suplexes and makes $M tap out to the Crippler CrossFace.~
VictFound   $n maims you with the Triple Rolling German Suplexes and makes you tap out to the Crippler CrossFace.~
CharAuto    You beg people to prove...you...wrong!~
OthersAuto  $n begs people to prove...$m...wrong!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bgame~
CharNoArg   You go directly to jail, do not pass GO and do not collect 200 dollars.~
OthersNoArg $n goes directly to jail, does not pass GO and does not collect 200 dollars.~
CharFound   You accuse $N of doing it in the Library with the Knife.~
OthersFound $n accuses $N of doing it in the Library with the Knife.~
VictFound   $n accuses you of doing it in the Library with the Knife.~
CharAuto    You make a word which includes a Double Letter Score tile and a Triple Word Score one and win the game.~
OthersAuto  $n makes a word which includes a Double Letter Score tile and a Triple Word Score one and wins the game.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bigshow~
CharNoArg   Welll...Well you're The Big Show...and you've got a big match on tonight.~
OthersNoArg Welll...Well $n's The Big Show...and $e's got a big match on tonight.~
CharFound   You obliterate $N with the Final Cut and chokeslam $M to hell with the ShowStopper.~
OthersFound $n obliterates $N with the Final Cut and chokeslams $M to hell with the ShowStopper.~
VictFound   $n obliterates you with the Final Cut and chokeslams you to hell with the ShowStopper.~
CharAuto    Raising your gigantic hand in victory, you let out a triumphant roar and remind everyone that you're Big All Over.~
OthersAuto  Raising $s gigantic hand in victory, $n lets out a triumphant roar and reminds everyone that $e's Big All Over.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        binary~
CharNoArg   You quote binary code for fun.  You have no friends.  Coincidence?~
OthersNoArg $n quotes binary code for fun.  No wonder $e needs an inflatable doll to inflate $s ego (amongst other things).~
CharFound   You quote binary code to $N.  Naturally, $E wonders what the hell you're smoking and why you won't share.~
OthersFound $n quotes binary code to $N who makes a valiant attempt to stay awake.  30 seconds--a new record.~
VictFound   $n quotes binary code to you.  You'd fear for $s sanity if only $e had any.~
CharAuto    You quote binary code to yourself.  Binary is fine but surely you could be a more interesting kind of bi?~
OthersAuto  $n quotes binary code to $mself.  Everyone always thought $e was a bi but not binary (not that there's anything wrong with that, of course).~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bitedust~
CharNoArg   You sing 'Another one gone...  Another one bites the dust...'~
OthersNoArg $n sings 'Another one gone...  Another one bites the dust...'~
CharFound   You sing 'Another one gone...  Another one bites the dust...' to $N.~
OthersFound $n sings 'Another one gone...  Another one bites the dust...' to $N.~
VictFound   $n sings 'Another one gone...  Another one bites the dust...' to you.~
CharAuto    You say 'Did you know Another One Bites the Dust was sung by Queen in 1980?'~
OthersAuto  $n says 'Did you know Another One Bites the Dust was sung by Queen in 1980?'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bkiss~
CharNoArg   Blow a kiss to whom?~
OthersNoArg $n blows at $s hand.~
CharFound   You blow a kiss to $M.~
OthersFound $n blows a kiss to $N.  Touching, ain't it?~
VictFound   $n blows a kiss to you.  Not as good as a real one, huh?~
CharAuto    You blow a kiss to yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n blows a kiss to $mself.  Weird.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        blackadder~
CharNoArg   You are being a complete and total bastard, just like BlackAdder.~
OthersNoArg $n is being a complete and total bastard, just like BlackAdder.~
CharFound   You sigh "Tsk, you really are as thick as a jar of clotted cream that some clot has left out in the sun until it has become so clotted, you couldn't unclot it with an electric declotter, aren't you $N?"~
OthersFound $n sighs "Tsk, you really are as thick as a jar of clotted cream that some clot has left out in the sun until it has become so clotted, you couldn't unclot it with an electric declotter, aren't you $N?"~
VictFound   $n sighs "Tsk, you really are as thick as a jar of clotted cream that some clot has left out in the sun until it has become so clotted, you couldn't unclot it with an electric declotter, aren't you $N?"~
CharAuto    You have a cunning plan!  So cunning, you could brush your teeth with it!~
OthersAuto  $n has a cunning plan!  So cunning, you could brush your teeth with it!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        blah~
CharNoArg   You blah and double blah.~
OthersNoArg $n blahs and double blahs.~
CharFound   You blah at $N.~
OthersFound $n blahs at $N.~
VictFound   $n blahs at you. Blah $m back!~
CharAuto    You blah at yourself again and again in your endless boredom.~
OthersAuto  $n blahs at $mself again and again in $s endless boredom.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        blank~
CharNoArg   You get a blank look on your face.~
OthersNoArg $n gets a blank look on $s face.~
CharFound   You look at $N but draw a complete blank.~
OthersFound $n looks at $N but draws a blank.~
VictFound   $n looks at you and draws a total blank.~
CharAuto    You look blankly at yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n looks blankly at $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        blast~
CharNoArg   You count down 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 and blast off!~
OthersNoArg $n counts down 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 and blasts off.~
CharFound   You look at $N and give $M a real blast.~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and gives $M a real blast!~
VictFound   $n looks at you and gives you a real blast!~
CharAuto    Do you really think that's polite?~
OthersAuto  $n looks as though $e wants a blast.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bleed~
CharNoArg   You bleed all over the room!~
OthersNoArg $n bleeds all over the room!  Get out of $s way!~
CharFound   You bleed all over $M!~
OthersFound $n bleeds all over $N.  Better leave, you may be next!~
VictFound   $n bleeds all over you!  YUCK!~
CharAuto    You bleed all over yourself!~
OthersAuto  $n bleeds all over $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bleh~
CharNoArg   You grimace as if tasting something hideous and say 'BLEH!'~
OthersNoArg $n sticks $s tongue out and says 'Bleh!'~
CharFound   You 'bleh!' right in $N's face!~
OthersFound $n says 'bleh!' while making a horrid face at $N.~
VictFound   $n looks right at you and says 'BLEH!'~
CharAuto    You bleh at yourself in response to something disagreeable.~
OthersAuto  $n blehs at the thought of something.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        blink~
CharNoArg   You blink in utter disbelief.~
OthersNoArg $n blinks in utter disbelief.~
CharFound   You blink at $M in confusion.~
OthersFound $n blinks at $N in confusion.~
VictFound   $n blinks at you in confusion.~
CharAuto    You are sooooooooooooo confused~
OthersAuto  $n blinks at $mself in complete confusion.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        blownose~
CharNoArg   You blow your nose loudly.~
OthersNoArg $n blows $s nose loudly.~
CharFound   You blow your nose on $S shirt.~
OthersFound $n blows $s nose on $N's shirt.~
VictFound   $n blows $s nose on your shirt.~
CharAuto    You blow your nose on your shirt.~
OthersAuto  $n blows $s nose on $s shirt.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        blunk~
CharNoArg   You try to blink but blunk instead.~
OthersNoArg $n tries to blink but $e blunks instead.~
CharFound   You blunk at $N.~
OthersFound $n blunks at $N.~
VictFound   $n blunks at you.~
CharAuto    You blunk at yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n blunks at $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        blush~
CharNoArg   Your cheeks are burning.~
OthersNoArg $n blushes.~
CharFound   You get all flustered up seeing $M.~
OthersFound $n blushes as $e sees $N here.~
VictFound   $n blushes as $e sees you here.  Such an effect on people!~
CharAuto    You blush at your own folly.~
OthersAuto  $n blushes as $e notices $s boo-boo.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        boggle~
CharNoArg   You boggle in complete incomprehension.~
OthersNoArg $n boggles in complete incomprehension.~
CharFound   You boggle in complete incomprehension of $S actions.~
OthersFound $n boggles in complete incomprehension of $N's actions.~
VictFound   $n boggles in complete incomprehension of your actions.~
CharAuto    You boggle in complete incomprehension of your own actions.  Confused?~
OthersAuto  $n boggles, plain and simple.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bohemian~
CharNoArg   You're just a poor boy from a poor family; spare you your life from this monstrosity.~
OthersNoArg $n's just a poor boy from a poor family; spare $m $s life from this monstrosity.~
CharFound   You ask $N "Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?"~
OthersFound $n asks $N "Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?"~
VictFound   $n asks you "Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?"~
CharAuto    Nothing really matters, anyone can see; nothing really matters, nothing really matters to you; any way the wind blows.~
OthersAuto  Nothing really matters, anyone can see; nothing really matters, nothing really matters to $n; any way the wind blows. ~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bonk~
CharNoArg   You look for someone to bonk!~
OthersNoArg $n is looking for someone to bonk, go hide!~
CharFound   You bonk $M on the head!  BONK!  BONK!  BONK!~
OthersFound $n bonks $N silly!  BONK!  BONK!  BONK!~
VictFound   $n bonks you on the head!~
CharAuto    You bonk yourself hard on the head.  Ouch!~
OthersAuto  $n bonks $mself on the head.  That's gotta hurt.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        book~
CharNoArg   You pull out a dusty book and begin to read quietly.~
OthersNoArg $n pulls out a dusty book and begins to read quietly.~
CharFound   You look at $M and say with a sneer 'Book 'em Danno!'~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and says with a sneer 'Book 'em Danno!'~
VictFound   $n looks at you and says with a sneer 'Book 'em Danno!'~
CharAuto    Uh oh! You forgot to return that book to the library.  Shame on you!~
OthersAuto  Realizing that $e forgot to return a book to the library, $n bows $s head in shame.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bookert~
CharNoArg   You enter AZ, raise the roof, do the Harlem shuffle and ask "Can you dig it, sucka?"~
OthersNoArg $n enters AZ, raises the roof, does the Harlem shuffle and asks "Can you dig it, sucka?"~
CharFound   You nail $N with the Book End and put $M away with the most electrifying move in wrestling today, the Spin-a-roony.~
OthersFound $n nails $N with the Book End and puts $M away with the most electrifying move in wrestling today, the Spin-a-roony.~
VictFound   $n nails you with the Book End and puts you away with the most electrifying move in wrestling today, the Spin-a-roony.~
CharAuto    You remind everyone that ever since you came to this MUD, you've been nothing but DIS-respected and when that happens, suckas GOTS ta get hurt.~
OthersAuto  $n reminds everyone that ever since $e came to this MUD, $e's been nothing but DIS-respected and when that happens, suckas GOTS ta get hurt.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bored~
CharNoArg   You are bored.~
OthersNoArg $n is bored.~
CharFound   You are bored with $M.~
OthersFound $n is bored with $N.~
VictFound   $n is bored with you.~
CharAuto    You are bored with your life.~
OthersAuto  $n is really, really bored.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bounce~
CharNoArg   BOIINNNNNNGG!~
OthersNoArg $n bounces around.~
CharFound   You bounce onto $S lap.~
OthersFound $n bounces onto $N's lap.~
VictFound   $n bounces onto your lap.~
CharAuto    You bounce your head like a basketball.~
OthersAuto  $n plays basketball with $s head.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bow~
CharNoArg   You bow deeply.~
OthersNoArg $n bows deeply.~
CharFound   You bow before $M.~
OthersFound $n bows before $N.~
VictFound   $n bows before you.~
CharAuto    You kiss your toes.~
OthersAuto  $n folds up like a jack knife and kisses $s own toes.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bping~
CharNoArg   You look for someone to blah ping.~
OthersNoArg $n is looking for someone to blah ping. Beware.~
CharFound   You blah ping $N.~
OthersFound $n blah pings $N.~
VictFound   $n blah pings you out of extreme boredom.~
CharAuto    You blah ping yourself, trying to find the best overall blah ping time around your brain.~
OthersAuto  $n blah pings $mself, trying to find the best overall blah ping time around $s brain.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        brainstorm~
CharNoArg   Ignoring the cautions of the gods themselves, you turn your brain on.~
OthersNoArg $n, ignoring the gods' many cautions, turns $s brain on.~
CharFound   $N shivers in terror as thoughts begin to flow through your mighty noggin.~
OthersFound $N shivers in terror as thoughts begin to flow through $n's mighty noggin.~
VictFound   You shiver in terror as you notice thoughts flowing through $n's mighty noggin.~
CharAuto    Even the gods themselves don't know what might possibly be done about you and your noggin.~
OthersAuto  $n attempts to squeeze some thoughts from $s noggin, making the gods themselves, terrorized by this display, run.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        brb~
CharNoArg   You announce that you will be right back.~
OthersNoArg $n says in a stern voice 'I'll be back!'~
CharFound   You announce to $M that you will be right back.~
OthersFound $n says to $N in a stern voice 'I'll be back!'~
VictFound   $n says to you in a stern voice 'I'll be right back!'~
CharAuto    You mumble to yourself 'I'll be right back'~
OthersAuto  $n mumbles to $mself 'I'll be right back, won't I?'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bret~
CharNoArg   You tell everyone that you are the Excellence of Execution and that you're the best there IS, the best there WAS, and the BEST there EVER will be!~
OthersNoArg $n tells everyone that $e is the Excellence of Execution and that $e's the best there IS, the best there WAS, and the BEST there EVER will be!~
CharFound   You take $N down with a Side Russian LegSweep and make $M submit with the SharpShooter.~
OthersFound $n takes $N down with a Side Russian LegSweep and makes $M submit with the SharpShooter.~
VictFound   $n takes you down with a Side Russian LegSweep and makes you submit with the SharpShooter.~
CharAuto    You climb onto the second turnbuckle and hold the World Title belt aloft for your adoring fans.~
OthersAuto  $n climbs onto the second turnbuckle and holds the World Title belt aloft for $s adoring fans.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bristle~
CharNoArg   You clench your teeth and bristle with anger.~
OthersNoArg $n clenches $s teeth and bristles with anger.~
CharFound   You glare at $N, bristling with anger.~
OthersFound $n glares at $N, bristling with anger.~
VictFound   $n glares at you, bristling with anger.~
CharAuto    Your bristle at your foolishness.~
OthersAuto  $n bristles at $mself and $s foolishness.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        brownie~
CharNoArg   You munch on a delicious brownie...  You begin to feel light headed.~
OthersNoArg $n munches on a funny-looking brownie.  $n begins to feel light headed.~
CharFound   You give $N a funny-looking brownie.~
OthersFound $n gives $N a funny-looking brownie.~
VictFound   $n gives you a funny-looking brownie.  Be careful!~
CharAuto    You look very strange giving yourself a brownie.~
OthersAuto  $n gives $mself a brownie, $e might be a BIT strange.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        brub~
CharNoArg   Your back is hurting you.~
OthersNoArg $n's back is hurting $m.~
CharFound   You begin to rub $S back.~
OthersFound $n is rubbing $N's back.~
VictFound   $n begins to rub your back.~
CharAuto    You wish you could have a back rub.~
OthersAuto  $n is mumbling that $e needs a back rub, hint hint!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        brush~
CharNoArg   Brush what?  Who?  Where?~
OthersNoArg $n is looking for something to brush.~
CharFound   You brush out $S hair for $M.  Very thoughtful.~
OthersFound $n brushes $N's hair for $M.  Looks better now.~
VictFound   $n brushes out your hair.  How nice of $m.~
CharAuto    You brush out your hair.  There - much better.~
OthersAuto  $n brushes out $s hair.  Looks much better now.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bslap~
CharNoArg   You curl your fist in a ball of rage, desperately seeking someone to bitch slap.~
OthersNoArg $n curls $s fist in a ball of rage, desperately seeking someone to bitch slap.~
CharFound   You bitch slap the hell out of $N.  Maybe $E'll turn the other cheek so you can slap it too?~
OthersFound $n bitch slaps the hell out of $N.  Hopefully, $E won't turn the other cheek in case it gets slapped too.~
VictFound   $n bitch slaps the hell out of you.  It probably wouldn't be a very good idea to turn the other cheek--$e might slap it too.~
CharAuto    You bitch slap yourself as you struggle in vain with your inner demons.~
OthersAuto  $n bitch slaps $mself.  Maybe he's taking the whole "beat yourself up" thing too far?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        buffer~
CharNoArg   You shout "LLLLLLLLet's get ready to RRRRRRRUMBLE!!!"~
OthersNoArg $n shouts "LLLLLLLLet's get ready to RRRRRRRUMBLE!!!"~
CharFound   You shout to $N "LLLLLLLLet's get ready to RRRRRRRUMBLE!!!"~
OthersFound $n shouts to $N "LLLLLLLLet's get ready to RRRRRRRUMBLE!!!"~
VictFound   $n shouts to you "LLLLLLLLet's get ready to RRRRRRRUMBLE!!!"~
CharAuto    You shout "Are You READY?" as you prepare to announce the Main Event.~
OthersAuto  $n shouts "Are You READY?" as $n prepares to announce the Main Event.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bungee~
CharNoArg   You look around slyly, trying to find someone to kick off the mud.~
OthersNoArg $n looks around slyly, trying to find someone to kick off the mud.~
CharFound   You whip out a bungee cord, stick it on $N, and kick $M off the mud!~
OthersFound $n whips out a bungee cord, sticks it on $N, and pushes $M off the mud.~
VictFound   $n whips out a bungee cord, sticks it on you, and pushes you off the mud!  Eeeep!~
CharAuto    You connect yourself to a bungee cord, and jump off the mud!  Bombs away!~
OthersAuto  $n connects itself to a bungee cord and jumps off the mud!  Phew, you were hoping $E would leave soon!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bunny~
CharNoArg   You strike a pose just like a widdle bunny hunny.  Awww.~
OthersNoArg $n strikes a pose just like a widdle bunny hunny.  Awww.~
CharFound   You look at $N and say 'That's my widdle bunny hunny!'~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and says 'That's my widdle bunny hunny!'~
VictFound   $n looks at you and says, 'That's my widdle bunny hunny!'~
CharAuto    Awww...  Do you miss your bunny?~
OthersAuto  $n looks as though $e misses $s little bunny.  Aww...~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        burp~
CharNoArg   You burp loudly.~
OthersNoArg $n burps loudly.~
CharFound   You burp loudly to $M in response.~
OthersFound $n burps loudly in response to $N's remark.~
VictFound   $n burps loudly in response to your remark.~
CharAuto    You burp at yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n burps at $mself.  What a sick sight.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        buzz~
CharNoArg   You ring in on your buzzer.~
OthersNoArg $n rings in on $s buzzer.~
CharFound   You ring in on your buzzer and stick your tongue out at $N.~
OthersFound $n rings in on $s buzzer and sticks $s tongue out at $N.~
VictFound   $n rings in on $s buzzer and sticks $s tongue out at you.~
CharAuto    You ring in on your buzzer with a determined look on your face.~
OthersAuto  $n rings in on $s buzzer with a determined look on $s face.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        bye~
CharNoArg   You say goodbye to all in the room.~
OthersNoArg $n says goodbye to everyone in the room.~
CharFound   You say goodbye to $N.~
OthersFound $n says goodbye to $N.~
VictFound   $n says goodbye to you.~
CharAuto    You say goodbye to yourself.  Contemplating suicide?~
OthersAuto  $n says goodbye to $mself.  Is $e contemplating suicide?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        cackle~
CharNoArg   You throw back your head and cackle with insane glee!~
OthersNoArg $n throws back $s head and cackles with insane glee!~
CharFound   You cackle gleefully at $N.~
OthersFound $n cackles gleefully at $N.~
VictFound   $n cackles gleefully at you.  Better keep your distance from $m.~
CharAuto    You cackle at yourself.  Now, THAT'S strange!~
OthersAuto  $n is really crazy now, $e cackles at $mself!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        calavicci~
CharNoArg   You enter through the Imaging Chamber's Door, Observe the situation, and say "Ain't that a kick in the butt?"~
OthersNoArg $n enters through the Imaging Chamber's Door, Observes the situation, and says "Ain't that a kick in the butt?"~
CharFound   You look at $N and think "What a nozzle!"~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and thinks "What a nozzle!"~
VictFound   $n looks at you and thinks "What a nozzle!"~
CharAuto    You jab frantically at the buttons on your Handlink to Ziggy and yell "Gooshie, center me on Sam!"~
OthersAuto  $n jabs frantically at the buttons on $s Handlink to Ziggy and yells "Gooshie, center me on Sam!"~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        caress~
CharNoArg   You reach out to caress someone and come up empty handed.~
OthersNoArg $n reaches out to caress someone and comes up emptyhanded.~
CharFound   You gently caress $N, running your hands across $S body.~
OthersFound $n gently caresses $N...  Please!  Not in public!~
VictFound   $n gently caresses you, running $s hands across your body.~
CharAuto    You gently caress yourself...  Oooo, does that feel good?~
OthersAuto  $n gently caresses $sself...  This could get interesting!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        cartman~
CharNoArg   You say 'That is kick ass!'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'That is kick ass!'~
CharFound   You call $M a big pussy.~
OthersFound $n calls $N a big pussy.~
VictFound   $n calls you a big pussy.~
CharAuto    You say 'I an not fat, just well-rounded.'~
OthersAuto  $n says 'I am not fat, just well-rounded.'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        cash~
CharNoArg   You went down in a burning ring of fire.  You went down, down, down and the flames, they got higher.  And it burns, burns, burns--the ring of fire, the ring of fire.~
OthersNoArg $n went down in a burning ring of fire.  $e went down, down, down and the flames, they got higher.  And it burns, burns, burns--the ring of fire, the ring of fire.~
CharFound   You tell $N "Because you're mine, I walk the line."~
OthersFound $n tells $N "Because you're mine, I walk the line."~
VictFound   $n tells you "Because you're mine, I walk the line."~
CharAuto    You've been everywhere, man.  You've been everywhere, man.  You've crossed the desert bare, man.  You breathe the mountain air, man.  Travel, you've had your share, man.  You've been everywhere.  You've been everywhere.~
OthersAuto  $n's been everywhere, man.  $e's been everywhere, man.  $e's crossed the desert bare, man.  $e breathes the mountain air, man.  Travel, $e's had $s share, man.  $e's been everywhere.  $e's been everywhere.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        catnap~
CharNoArg   You curl into a tiny ball and go to sleep.~
OthersNoArg $n curls $mself into a tiny ball and goes to sleep.~
CharFound   You curl up in $S lap and go to sleep.~
OthersFound $n curls up in $N's lap and goes to sleep.~
VictFound   $n curls up in your lap and goes to sleep.~
CharAuto    You curl into a tiny ball and go to sleep.~
OthersAuto  $n curls $mself into a tiny ball and goes to sleep.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        cfoley~
CharNoArg   You say "I'm glad to be here, Tonight, Right Here in AZ!" then you raise your thumb, wink, and grin as you score yet another cheap pop!~
OthersNoArg $n says "I'm glad to be here, Tonight, Right Here in AZ!" then $e raises $s thumb, winks, and grins as $e scores yet another cheap pop!~
CharFound   You explain your decision to $N by saying "And that is FINAL!" then rap your Commissioner's gavel repeatedly.~
OthersFound $n explains $s decision to $N by saying "And that is FINAL!" then raps $s Commissioner's gavel repeatedly.~
VictFound   $n explains $s decision to you by saying "And that is FINAL!" then raps $s Commissioner's gavel repeatedly.~
CharAuto    You have shown a greal deal of testicular fortitude by assuming the Commissionary position!~
OthersAuto  $n has shown a greal deal of testicular fortitude by assuming the Commissionary position!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        cguy~
CharNoArg   You say "I know a guy who knows a guy--no names--anyway..."~
OthersNoArg $n says "I know a guy who knows a guy--no names--anyway..."~
CharFound   You point your finger at $N and laugh maniacally.~
OthersFound $n points $s finger at $N and laughs maniacally.~
VictFound   $n points $s finger at you and laughs maniacally.~
CharAuto    You yell "Beware the PTBs! (Powers That Be)"~
OthersAuto  $n yells "Beware the PTBs! (Powers That Be)"~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        challenge~
CharNoArg   Challenge who?~
OthersNoArg $n is looking for someone to challenge.  Are you up to it?~
CharFound   You challenge $N to a fight to the death.~
OthersFound $n challenges $N to a fight to the death.~
VictFound   $n challenges you to a fight to the death.~
CharAuto    Challenge YOURSELF to a fight to the death?  I think not...~
OthersAuto  $n is trying to challenge himself to a fight to the death.  Weird, eh?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        charge~
CharNoArg   Geronimo!!!~
OthersNoArg $n runs smack dab into a nearby wall.  Oh, sweet victory...~
CharFound   You duck your head and charge toward $N.~
OthersFound $n ducks $s head, stamps $s foot three times and charges toward $N.~
VictFound   $n lowers $s head, stamps $s foot three times and runs toward you screaming...~
CharAuto    You scream 'Geronimo!' as you chase yourself about the room.~
OthersAuto  $n screams 'Geronimo!' as they chase themself about the room.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        cheer~
CharNoArg   You cheer enthusiastically.~
OthersNoArg $n cheers enthusiastically.~
CharFound   You cheer for $M.~
OthersFound $n cheers $N for $S good work.~
VictFound   $n cheers you for your good work.~
CharAuto    You cheer yourself for your good work.~
OthersAuto  $n cheers for $s own self.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        cheerleader~
CharNoArg   You say 'You know what time it is?  It is time for the perfect cheer!'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'You know what time it is?  It is time for the perfect cheer!'~
CharFound   You say to $N 'No!  I want to be Ariana, you can be Craig!'~
OthersFound $n says to $N 'No!  I want to be Ariana, you can be Craig!'~
VictFound   $n says to you 'No!  I want to be Ariana, you can be Craig!'~
CharAuto    You say 'You will never be a true Spartin cheerleader, Craig and Ariana!'~
OthersAuto  $n says 'You will never be a true Spartin cheerleader, Craig and Ariana!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        cheesecake~
CharNoArg   You wish you had some cheesecake...  Yummmm.~
OthersNoArg $n wishes $e had some cheesecake...  Yummmm.~
CharFound   You start begging $N for some cheesecake...  How pathetic.~
OthersFound $n is begging $N for some cheesecake...  How pathetic.~
VictFound   $n tells you 'Please!  I'll do anything, just give me some cheesecake!'~
CharAuto    Desperate for cheesecake, you start nibbling on yourself!  Yuck!~
OthersAuto  $n starts thinking $e is a cheesecake and begins to nibble on $mself.  Yuck!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        chicken~
CharNoArg   You peer around the room for cowards.~
OthersNoArg $n is looking for a coward.~
CharFound   You grin at $N and say 'Chicken?'~
OthersFound $n grins at $N and says 'Chicken?'~
VictFound   $n grins at you and says 'Chicken?'~
CharAuto    You can't believe what a chicken you are.~
OthersAuto  $n shamefully admits $e's a chicken.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        chill~
CharNoArg   You mutter the words 'chill out' to no one in particular.~
OthersNoArg $n stares off into space and mutters 'chill out' to $s imaginary friends.  They must be on crack or something.~
CharFound   You wish $N would just chill out!~
OthersFound $n turns to $N and shouts, 'Chill out, freako!'~
VictFound   $n turns to you and shouts 'Chill out, freako!'~
CharAuto    You chill.~
OthersAuto  $n chills.  They're so cool.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        chocolate~
CharNoArg   You are badly in need of chocolate.~
OthersNoArg $n is suffering from chocolate withdrawal.  Do something!~
CharFound   You spread chocolate syrup on $N and start to lick it off.~
OthersFound $n spreads chocolate syrup on $N and starts to lick it off.~
VictFound   $n spreads chocolate syrup on your skin and starts to lick it off.~
CharAuto    You search your pockets for chocolate...~
OthersAuto  $n is looking everywhere on them for a piece of chocolate. Got any?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        chortle~
CharNoArg   You chortle with glee.~
OthersNoArg $n chortles with glee.~
CharFound   You chortle loudly at $M.~
OthersFound $n chortles loudly at $N.~
VictFound   $n chortles loudly at you.~
CharAuto    You chortle loudly to yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n chortles loudly to $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        chris~
CharNoArg   You quote 'O Chris.  Chris!  Wherefor art thou Chris?'~
OthersNoArg $n quotes 'O Chris.  Chris!  Wherefor art thou Chris?'~
CharFound   You say 'When I grow up, I'm gonna be like Chris!' to $N.~
OthersFound $n says 'When I grow up, I'm gonna be like Chris!' to $N.~
VictFound   $n says 'When I grow up, I'm gonna be like Chris!' to you.~
CharAuto    You proclaim 'I am as suave as Chris!' as you trip over yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n proclaims 'I am as suave as Chris!' as $e trips over $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        christian~
CharNoArg   You enter AZ as your entrance music blares, "Christiaaannn!  Christiaaannn!  At last, you're on your ownnnn!"~
OthersNoArg $n enters AZ as $s entrance music blares, "Christiaaannn!  Christiaaannn!  At last, you're on your ownnnn!"~
CharFound   You nail $N with the UnPrettier and knock $S lights out with the One-Man Con-chair-to.~
OthersFound $n nails $N with the UnPrettier and knocks $S lights out with the One-Man Con-chair-to.~
VictFound   $n nails you with the UnPrettier and knocks your lights out with the One-Man Con-chair-to.~
CharAuto    You need to get away from all these chumpstains and reekazoids or there'll be major heinosifications, not to mention serious ramipercussions!~
OthersAuto  $n needs to get away from all these chumpstains and reekazoids or there'll be major heinosifications, not to mention serious ramipercussions!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        chuckle~
CharNoArg   You chuckle politely.~
OthersNoArg $n chuckles politely.~
CharFound   You chuckle at $S joke.~
OthersFound $n chuckles at $N's joke.~
VictFound   $n chuckles at your joke.~
CharAuto    You chuckle at your own joke, since no one else would.~
OthersAuto  $n chuckles at $s own joke, since none of you would.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        chyna~
CharNoArg   You are the 9th Wonder Of The World.~
OthersNoArg $n is the 9th Wonder Of The World.~
CharFound   You nail $N with the scientific Low Blow and put $M out of $S misery with the Pedigree.~
OthersFound $n nails $N with the scientific Low Blow and puts $M out of $S misery with the Pedigree.~
VictFound   $n nails you with the scientific Low Blow and puts you out of your misery with the Pedigree.~
CharAuto    You are the first MUDder to enter the Royal Rumble, compete in the King Of The Ring, and win the InterContinental Championship.~
OthersAuto  $n is the first MUDder to enter the Royal Rumble, compete in the King Of The Ring, and win the InterContinental Championship.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        ciao~
CharNoArg   You say 'Ciao'.~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Ciao'.~
CharFound   You say 'Ciao' to $M.~
OthersFound $n says 'Ciao' to $N.~
VictFound   $n says 'Ciao' to you.~
CharAuto    You say 'Ciao' to yourself.  There goes your mind.~
OthersAuto  $n has lost $s mind.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        cigar~
CharNoArg   You light up a big cigar.  All the females leave the room.~
OthersNoArg $n lights up a big cigar.  All the females leave the room.~
CharFound   You give $N a big cigar and light it for $M.  All the females flee the room.~
OthersFound $n gives a big cigar to $N and light it for $M.  All the females flee the room.~
VictFound   $n gives you a big cigar and lights it for you.  All the females flee the room.~
CharAuto    You give a cigar to yourself, are you feeling ok?~
OthersAuto  $n gives $mself a cigar.  Hmmmmm.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        clap~
CharNoArg   You clap your hands together.~
OthersNoArg $n shows $s approval by clapping $s hands together.~
CharFound   You clap at $S performance.~
OthersFound $n claps at $N's performance.~
VictFound   $n claps at your performance.~
CharAuto    You clap at your own performance.~
OthersAuto  $n claps at $s own performance.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        click~
CharNoArg   You click quietly on your mouse.~
OthersNoArg $n clicks quietly on $s mouse.~
CharFound   You click on your mouse, hoping to find a picture of $N.~
OthersFound $n clicks on $s mouse, hoping to find a picture of $N.~
VictFound   $n clicks on $s mouse, hoping to find a picture of you.~
CharAuto    You click on your mouse and smile.~
OthersAuto  $n clicks on $s mouse and smiles.  What is $e looking at?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        clue~
CharNoArg   You want to give a clue to yourself?  You must have no clue, eh?~
OthersNoArg $n thinks $e has a clue...  But $e is wrong.~
CharFound   You try to give $N a clue...  But $E is totally clueless...  Whadda dork, eh?~
OthersFound $n tries to give $N a clue...  But $E is totally clueless...  Whadda dork, eh?~
VictFound   $n tries to give you a clue; $e must think you are totally clueless, eh?~
CharAuto    You want to give yourself a clue?  Bonehead!~
OthersAuto  $n tries to give themself a clue...  But $e is totally clueless, eh?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        clueless~
CharNoArg   You are clueless.~
OthersNoArg $n is clueless.~
CharFound   You stare at $M, you are completely clueless. ~
OthersFound $n stares at $N, completely clueless. ~
VictFound   $n stares at you, $e is completely clueless.~
CharAuto    You hold a light bulb over your head, trying to get an idea.~
OthersAuto  $n holds a light bulb over $s head, trying to get an idea.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        coffee~
CharNoArg   You wish someone would give you a cup of coffee.~
OthersNoArg $n wishes someone would offer $m a cup of coffee.~
CharFound   You pour a steaming hot cup of coffee and give it to $N.~
OthersFound $n pours a steaming hot cup of coffee and gives it to $n.~
VictFound   $n pours a steaming hot cup of coffee and gives it to you.~
CharAuto    You pour yourself a cup of coffee.  It is a necessity of mud life.~
OthersAuto  $n pours a steaming hot cup of coffee.  Bet you wish you had one too!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        color~
CharNoArg   You shout 'It is spelled color damnit!  Who taught you spelling?!?'~
OthersNoArg $n shouts 'It is spelled color damnit!  Who taught you spelling?!?'~
CharFound   You paint on $N's body.  Wow, $E looks good!~
OthersFound $n paints on $N's body.  $n did a good job on $M!~
VictFound   $n paints on your body.  Wow, $e did a good job to boot!~
CharAuto    You mutter to yourself about the differences of 'color' and 'colour'.~
OthersAuto  $n mutters to $mself about the differences of 'color' and 'colour'.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        colour~
CharNoArg   You shout 'It is spelled colour damnit!  Who taught you spelling?!?'~
OthersNoArg $n shouts 'It is spelled colour damnit!  Who taught you spelling?!?'~
CharFound   You paint on $N's body.  Wow, $E looks good!~
OthersFound $n paints on $N's body.  $n did a good job on $M!~
VictFound   $n paints on your body.  Wow, $e did a good job to boot!~
CharAuto    You mutter to yourself about the differences of 'colour' and 'color'.~
OthersAuto  $n mutters to $mself about the differences of 'colour' and 'color'.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        comb~
CharNoArg   You comb your hair - perfect.~
OthersNoArg $n combs $s hair, how dashing!~
CharFound   You patiently untangle $N's hair - what a mess!~
OthersFound $n tries patiently to untangle $N's hair.~
VictFound   $n pulls your hair in an attempt to comb it.~
CharAuto    You pull your hair, but it will not be combed.~
OthersAuto  $n tries to comb $s tangled hair.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        comfort~
CharNoArg   Do you feel uncomfortable?~
OthersNoArg $n seems to feel uncomfortable.  Maybe you should comfort $m.~
CharFound   You comfort $M.~
OthersFound $n comforts $N.~
VictFound   $n comforts you.~
CharAuto    You make a vain attempt to comfort yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n has no one to comfort $m but $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        compile~
CharNoArg   You hop around the room chanting 'Compile!  Compile!  Compile!'~
OthersNoArg $n hops around the room chanting 'Compile!  Compile!  Compile!'~
CharFound   You stand in front of $N and scream 'Compile!'~
OthersFound $n stands in front of $N and screams 'Compile!'~
VictFound   $n stands in front of you and screams 'Compile!'~
CharAuto    You mumble 'Why won't this damn thing compile!'~
OthersAuto  $n mumbles 'Why won't this damn thing compile!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        complain~
CharNoArg   You complain for awhile.~
OthersNoArg $n won't stop complaining, somebody smite $m please.~
CharFound   You complain about the terrible $N.~
OthersFound $n complains about the terrible $N.~
VictFound   $n complains about the terrible $N.~
CharAuto    Shaddup would ya.~
OthersAuto  $n complains about $mself. $e needs help.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        conga~
CharNoArg   You form a conga like the party animal you are.~
OthersNoArg $n is forming a conga line why don't you join in!~
CharFound   You grab $S waist and begin to conga.~
OthersFound $n grabs $N's waist and begins to conga.~
VictFound   $n grabs your waist and begins to conga.~
CharAuto    You begin a conga line, but nobody joins in.~
OthersAuto  $n dances around inviting everyone to join in.  How pathetic. ~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        congrats~
CharNoArg   Huh?  You have to congratulate someone.~
OthersNoArg $n is looking for someone to congratulate.  What about you?~
CharFound   You congratulate $N on a job well done.~
OthersFound $n congratulates $N on a job well done.~
VictFound   $n congratulates you on a job well done.~
CharAuto    You give yourself a pat on the back for a job well done.~
OthersAuto  $n pats $mself on the back for a job well done.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        conspiracy~
CharNoArg   You say 'There is a conspiracy going on here. You can't fool me!'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'There is a conspiracy going on here. You can't fool me!'~
CharFound   You point at $N and shout 'You are behind this conspiracy!'~
OthersFound $n points at $N and shouts 'You are behind this conspiracy!'~
VictFound   $n points at you and shouts 'You are behind this conspiracy!'~
CharAuto    The aliens are coming to take you away.~
OthersAuto  $n mutters about aliens coming to take $m away, and conspiracies.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        cookie~
CharNoArg   You rummage through your bag and pull out a chocolate-chip cookie.~
OthersNoArg $n rummages through $s bag and pulls out a chocolate-chip cookie.~
CharFound   You pat $N on the head and give $M a cookie.~
OthersFound $n pats $N on the head and gives $M a cookie.~
VictFound   $n pats you on the head and gives you a cookie.~
CharAuto    You flop down into a corner to enjoy a cookie.~
OthersAuto  $n flops down into a corner to enjoy a cookie.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        cool~
CharNoArg   You are so cool!~
OthersNoArg $n thinks everything is cool!~
CharFound   You think $E is cool!~
OthersFound $n thinks $N is cool!~
VictFound   $n thinks you are cool!~
CharAuto    You think you are cool!~
OthersAuto  $n thinks $e is cool, in $s dreams.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        cornell~
CharNoArg   You say "She's going to change the world...she's going to change the world...she's going to change the world...but she can't...change...me."~
OthersNoArg $n says "She's going to change the world...she's going to change the world...she's going to change the world...but she can't...change...me."~
CharFound   You tell $N that you don't like what $E's got you hanging from.~
OthersFound $n tells $N that $e doesn't like what $E's got $m hanging from.~
VictFound   $n tells you that $e doesn't like what you've got $m hanging from.~
CharAuto    You say "Black hole sun, won't you come...and wash away the rain?"~
OthersAuto  $n says "Black hole sun, won't you come...and wash away the rain?"~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        cough~
CharNoArg   You cough loudly.~
OthersNoArg $n coughs loudly.~
CharFound   You cough loudly.  It must be $S fault, $E gave you this cold.~
OthersFound $n coughs loudly, and glares at $N, like it is $S fault.~
VictFound   $n coughs loudly, and glares at you.  Did you give $M that cold?~
CharAuto    You cough loudly.  Why don't you take better care of yourself?~
OthersAuto  $n coughs loudly.  $n should take better care of $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        cower~
CharNoArg   What are you afraid of?~
OthersNoArg $n cowers in the corner from claustrophobia.~
CharFound   You cower in the corner at the sight of $M.~
OthersFound $n cowers in the corner at the sight of $N.~
VictFound   $n cowers in the corner at the sight of you.~
CharAuto    You cower in the corner at the thought of yourself.  You scaredy cat!~
OthersAuto  $n cowers in the corner.  What is wrong with $m now?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        crickets~
CharNoArg   You peer around the silent room. You swear you can hear crickets chirping.~
OthersNoArg $n peers around the room. Crickets are chirping.~
CharFound   You peer at $N.  You swear you can hear crickets chirping.~
OthersFound $n peers at $N.  Crickets are chirping.~
VictFound   $n peers at you, apparently waiting for a response.  Crickets are chirping.~
CharAuto    Chirp-chirp... Chirp-chirp...~
OthersAuto  Crickets are chirping.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        cringe~
CharNoArg   You cringe in terror.~
OthersNoArg $n cringes in terror!~
CharFound   You cringe away from $M.~
OthersFound $n cringes away from $N in mortal terror.~
VictFound   $n cringes away from you.~
CharAuto    I beg your pardon?~
OthersAuto  $n cringes away from himself...and you thought it was impossible.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        croak~
CharNoArg   You attempt to sing, but it sounds more like a croak.  Take lessons!  *GRIN*~
OthersNoArg $n is in obvious need of singing lessons as $m begins to croak out a song!~
CharFound   You begin croaking out the song 'Row Row Row Your Boat' to $N.  Hmmm.~
OthersFound $n begins to croak to $N.  You realize that $m is attempting to sing 'Row Row Row Your Boat'.  Ick.~
VictFound   $n looks at you and begins to croak out a song.  Ugh!~
CharAuto    You hum to yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n begins to croak to $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        crochunter~
CharNoArg   you make shadow puppets on the wall like a croc and exclaim, 'Wham it's got ya!'~
OthersNoArg $n makes a shadow puppet of a croc on the wall and exclaims, 'Wham it's got ya!'~
CharFound   You jump back away from $N and yell, 'Crikey!'~
OthersFound $n jumps away from $N and yells, 'Crikey!'~
VictFound   $n jumps away from you and yells, 'Crikey!'~
CharAuto    You stoop down and realize theres a rattlesnake under you and yell, 'Crikey!' as you jump away.~
OthersAuto  $n realizes he just stooped down over a rattlesnake and yells, 'Crikey!' as $e jumps away.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        croon~
CharNoArg   You croon out a tune to everyone in the room.~
OthersNoArg $n croons out a tune to everyone in the room.~
CharFound   You croon out a tune to $N.~
OthersFound $n croons out a tune to $N.~
VictFound   $n croons out a tune to you.~
CharAuto    You croon a tune softly to yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n croons a tune softly to $mself.  He must think he's Bing Crosby or something.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        cross~
CharNoArg   You cross your fingers for luck.~
OthersNoArg $n crosses $s fingers for luck.~
CharFound   You cross your fingers to give $N luck.~
OthersFound $n crosses $s fingers to give $N luck.~
VictFound   $n crosses $s fingers to give you luck.~
CharAuto    You cross your fingers and chant to yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n crosses $s fingers and chants to $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        cruel~
CharNoArg   You make a face so cruel that everyone takes a step back in fear!~
OthersNoArg $n makes a face so cruel that everyone takes a step back in fear!~
CharFound   You give $N a look so cruel that $E fears for $S life!~
OthersFound $n gives $N a look so cruel that $E fears for $S life!~
VictFound   $n gives you a look so cruel that you fear for your life!~
CharAuto    You look cruelly at yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n looks cruelly at $mself.  Can you say S && M?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        crush~
CharNoArg   You squint and hold two fingers up, saying 'I'm crushing your heads!'~
OthersNoArg $n squints and holds two fingers up, saying 'I'm crushing your heads!'~
CharFound   You hold two fingers up at $M and say, 'I'm crushing your head!'~
OthersFound $n holds two fingers up at $N and says, 'I'm crushing your head!'~
VictFound   $n holds two fingers up at you and says, 'I'm crushing your head!'~
CharAuto    You crush yourself.  YEEEEOOOUUUUCH!~
OthersAuto  $n crushes $mself into the ground.  OUCH!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        cry~
CharNoArg   Waaaaah...~
OthersNoArg $n bursts into tears.~
CharFound   You cry on $S shoulder.~
OthersFound $n cries on $N's shoulder.~
VictFound   $n cries on your shoulder.~
CharAuto    You cry to yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n sobs quietly to $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        crybaby~
CharNoArg   You stare grimly at everyone and say "Feel my pain!"~
OthersNoArg $n stares grimly at everyone and says "Feel my pain!"~
CharFound   You look at $N and yell "My life is a mess and it's all YOUR fault!"~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and yells "My life is a mess and it's all YOUR fault!"~
VictFound   $n looks at you and yells "My life is a mess and it's all YOUR fault!"~
CharAuto    You ponder how good your life could have been if only your parents had loved you more.~
OthersAuto  $n ponders how good $s life could have been if only $s parents had loved $m more.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        cuddle~
CharNoArg   Whom do you feel like cuddling today?~
OthersNoArg $n is searching for someone to cuddle.  Are you lonesome tonight?~
CharFound   You cuddle $M.~
OthersFound $n cuddles $N.~
VictFound   $n cuddles you.~
CharAuto    You must feel very cuddly indeed...  *SMILE*~
OthersAuto  $n cuddles up to $s shadow.  What a sorry sight.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        culture~
CharNoArg   You sing "Karma chameleon...you come and go...you come and go...loving would be easy if your colors were like my dreams...red, gold, and green...red, gold, and green."~
OthersNoArg $n sings "Karma chameleon...you come and go...you come and go...loving would be easy if your colors were like my dreams...red, gold, and green...red, gold, and green."~
CharFound   You ask $N "Do you really want to hurt me?"~
OthersFound $n asks $N "Do you really want to hurt me?"~
VictFound   $n asks you "Do you really want to hurt me?"~
CharAuto    You sing "It's a miracle...and dreams are...made...of emotion."~
OthersAuto  $n sings "It's a miracle...and dreams are...made...of emotion."~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        cup~
CharNoArg   You say 'I really need a cup...  Does anyone have one?'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'I really need a cup...  Does anyone have one?'~
CharFound   You say 'I wanna cup!  I wanna c - u - p!' to $M.~
OthersFound $n says 'I wanna cup!  I wanna c - u - p!' to $N.~
VictFound   $n says 'I wanna cup!  I wanna c - u - p!' to you.~
CharAuto    You mumble about how much you want a cup.~
OthersAuto  $n mumbles about how much $e wants a cup.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        curse~
CharNoArg   You swear loudly for a long time.~
OthersNoArg $n swears: @*%@*!~
CharFound   You swear at $M.~
OthersFound $n swears at $N.~
VictFound   $n swears at you!  Where are $s manners?~
CharAuto    You swear at your own mistakes.~
OthersAuto  $n starts swearing at $mself.  Why don't you help?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        curtsey~
CharNoArg   You curtsey to your audience.~
OthersNoArg $n curtseys gracefully.~
CharFound   You curtsey to $M.~
OthersFound $n curtseys gracefully to $N.~
VictFound   $n curtseys gracefully for you.~
CharAuto    You curtsey to your audience (yourself).~
OthersAuto  $n curtseys to $mself, since no one is paying attention to $m.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        cute~
CharNoArg   You flash your cute dimples.~
OthersNoArg $n flashes $s cute dimples.~
CharFound   You look at $N and think 'Ain't $E a cutie?'~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and thinks 'Ain't $E a cutie?'~
VictFound   $n looks at you and thinks 'Ain't you a cutie?'~
CharAuto    You think you're cute...you know you're sexy.~
OthersAuto  $n thinks $e's cute...$e knows $e's sexy.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        damon~
CharNoArg   Yep. Much like Damon your being a drunken slacker mudding with your hand in your pants.~
OthersNoArg Yep. Much like Damon $n is being a drunken slacker mudding with $s hand in $s pants.~
CharFound   you blame $N for being a drunken slacker just like Damon.~
OthersFound $n calls $N a drunken slacker just like Damon.~
VictFound   $n has just accused you of being a drunken slacker like Damon too late to hide the beer behind your back!~
CharAuto    you just followed in Damon's footsteps and achieved position one in the table of 'Mud's Most Drunken Slackers'~
OthersAuto  $n has just followed in Damon's footsteps and achieved position one in the table of 'Mud's Most Drunken Slackers'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        dance~
CharNoArg   Feels silly, doesn't it?~
OthersNoArg $n tries to break dance, but nearly breaks $s neck!~
CharFound   You sweep $M into a romantic waltz.~
OthersFound $n sweeps $N into a romantic waltz.~
VictFound   $n sweeps you into a romantic waltz.~
CharAuto    You skip and dance around by yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n dances a pas-de-une.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        dang~
CharNoArg   You say 'Dang it!'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Dang it!'~
CharFound   You say 'Dang it!' to $N.~
OthersFound $n says 'Dang it!' to $N.~
VictFound   $n says 'Dang it!' to you.~
CharAuto    You curse under your breath.~
OthersAuto  $n curses quietly under $s breath.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        darn~
CharNoArg   You say 'Darn it.'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Darn it.'~
CharFound   $n says 'Darn it.' to $M.~
OthersFound $n says 'Darn it.' to $N.~
VictFound   $n says 'Darn it.' to you.~
CharAuto    You say loudly 'Darn it to heck!'~
OthersAuto  $n says loudly 'Darn it to heck!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        dazzle~
CharNoArg   You dazzling flirt you.  No one can resist this smile.~
OthersNoArg Dazzling is the only word to describe $n's smile.~
CharFound   You attempt to dazzle $N as you flash $M a huge smile and stand straight.~
OthersFound A flash of white nearly blinds you as $n smiles. ~
VictFound   $n has the most amazing teeth, you think as $e flashes you an incredible smile.~
CharAuto    If you can't kill them, perhaps this dazzling smile will work?~
OthersAuto  $n dazzles everyone with $s smile.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        dbz~
CharNoArg   You take out your dragon radar and try to locate a dragonball.~
OthersNoArg $n takes out $s dragon radar and tries to locate a dragonball.~
CharFound   You say Kamehame-ha and unleash a power blast on $N.~
OthersFound $n says Kamehame-ha and unleashes a power blast on $N.~
VictFound   $n says Kamehame-ha and unleashes a power blast on you.~
CharAuto    You are a Super Saiyan!~
OthersAuto  $n thinks $e is a Super Saiyan.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        ddp~
CharNoArg   You enter AZ, yelling "Yo, it's me, it's me--it's D...D...P!  But that's not a bad thing--that's a -good- thing!"~
OthersNoArg $n enters AZ, yelling "Yo, it's me, it's me--it's D...D...P!  But that's not a bad thing--that's a -good- thing!"~
CharFound   You hammer $N with the Diamond Cutter then shout "Bang!  You never see it coming!"~
OthersFound $n hammers $N with the Diamond Cutter then shouts "Bang!  You never see it coming!"~
VictFound   $n hammers you with the Diamond Cutter then shouts "Bang!  You never see it coming!"~
CharAuto    You tell everyone "YOU like me...I like me...and I'm going to help YOU like you!" then you flash a cheesy smile with impossibly white teeth.~
OthersAuto  $n tells everyone "YOU like me...I like me...and I'm going to help YOU like you!" then $e flashes a cheesy smile with impossibly white teeth.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        dibiase~
CharNoArg   You enter AZ, accompanied by your bodyguard Virgil, and laugh evilly at everyone as you flash a wad of cash.~
OthersNoArg $n enters AZ, accompanied by $s bodyguard Virgil, and laughs evilly at everyone as $e flashes a wad of cash.~
CharFound   You put $N to sleep with the Million Dollar Dream, have your bodyguard Virgil stuff money down $s throat, then arrogantly take it back.~
OthersFound $n puts $N to sleep with the Million Dollar Dream, has $s bodyguard Virgil stuff money down $s throat, then arrogantly takes it back.~
VictFound   $n puts you to sleep with the Million Dollar Dream, has $s bodyguard Virgil stuff money down your throat, then arrogantly takes it back.~
CharAuto    With an evil sneer you say "Everybody's got a price...for the Million Dollar Man!" then you laugh your most evil laugh.~
OthersAuto  With an evil sneer $n says "Everybody's got a price...for the Million Dollar Man!" then $e laughs $s most evil laugh.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        die~
CharNoArg   You have visions of your own death!~
OthersNoArg $n believes $e will die a slow, horrible death.~
CharFound   You wish $N a slow, horrible death.~
OthersFound $N cringes as &n wishes &M a slow, horrible death.~
VictFound   $n wishes you a slow, horrible death.  How nice of $m!~
CharAuto    You really want to die?~
OthersAuto  $n seems a bit suicidal.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        dive~
CharNoArg   You dive into the ocean.~
OthersNoArg $n dives into the ocean.~
CharFound   You dive behind $M and hide.~
OthersFound $n dives behind $N and hides.~
VictFound   $n dives behind you and hides.~
CharAuto    You take a dive.~
OthersAuto  $n takes a dive.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        dizzy~
CharNoArg   You are so dizzy from all this chatter.~
OthersNoArg $n spins twice and hits the ground, dizzy from all this chatter.~
CharFound   You are dizzy from all of $N's chatter.~
OthersFound $n spins twice and hits the ground, dizzy from all $N's chatter.~
VictFound   $n spins twice and hits the ground, dizzy from all your chatter.~
CharAuto    You are dizzy from lack of air.  Don't talk so much!~
OthersAuto  $n spins twice and falls to the ground from lack of air.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        dlaugh~
CharNoArg   You laugh diabolically.  MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!~
OthersNoArg $n laughs diabolically.  MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!~
CharFound   You laugh at $M diabolically.  MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!~
OthersFound $n laughs at $N diabolically.  MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!~
VictFound   $n laughs at you diabolically.  MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!~
CharAuto    Muhaha at yourself?  Weird.  People might talk.~
OthersAuto  $n is devising a plan to rule the world...  Again.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        dlo~
CharNoArg   You think everyone betta recognize!~
OthersNoArg $n thinks you betta recognize!~
CharFound   You lay $N out with the SkyHigh and finish $M off with the LoDown Frog Splash.~
OthersFound $n lays $N out with the SkyHigh and finishes $M off with the LoDown Frog Splash.~
VictFound   $n lays you out with the SkyHigh and finishes you off with the LoDown Frog Splash.~
CharAuto    You climb the second turnbuckle, raise your arms, do a little headshake and yell "You betta recognize!"~
OthersAuto  $n climbs the second turnbuckle, raises $s arms, does a little headshake and yells "You betta recognize!"~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        doh~
CharNoArg   You say 'DOH!' and slap yourself on the forehead.~
OthersNoArg $n says 'DOH!' and slaps $mself on the forehead.~
CharFound   You slap $M on the forehead and say 'DOH!'.~
OthersFound $n slaps $N on the forehead and says 'DOH!'.~
VictFound   $n slaps you on the forehead and says 'DOH!'...  What did you do?~
CharAuto    You say 'DOH!' to yourself and slap your own forehead.~
OthersAuto  $n says 'DOH!' and slaps $mself on the forehead.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        doom~
CharNoArg   You destroy the CyberDemon with your Rocket Launcher and trigger the Switch to open the Door so you can Exit.~
OthersNoArg $n destroys the CyberDemon with $s Rocket Launcher and triggers the Switch to open the Door so $e can Exit.~
CharFound   You blow $N's brains out with your BFG-9000.~
OthersFound $n blows $N's brains out with $s BFG-9000.~
VictFound   $n blows your brains out with $s BFG-9000.~
CharAuto    As your Radiation Suit begins to wear off, you run like hell to escape the Radioactive Slime in time.~
OthersAuto  As $s Radiation Suit begins to wear off, $n runs like hell to escape the Radioactive Slime in time.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        douse~
CharNoArg   Douse who?~
OthersNoArg $n mutters something about the heat and pours cold water over $mself.  Great, now there's a a large puddle of water near you.~
CharFound   You slowly and methodically dump a bucket of ice over $N~
OthersFound Smirking, $n pours ice water on $N!  That should cool $M off!~
VictFound   $n has doused you with ice water. That should calm you.~
CharAuto    Hmmm...  Did that cool you off? ~
OthersAuto  Complaining of the heat, $n pours cold water over $s head.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        doze~
CharNoArg   Your chin drops to your chest as you suddenly get dozy.~
OthersNoArg $n's eyes get heavy as $s head drops in a sudden doze.~
CharFound   You weave your hands in a hypnotic pattern trying to make $N sleepy.~
OthersFound $n weaves $s hands in a hypnotic pattern, attempting to put $N to sleep.~
VictFound   $n weaves $s hands in a hypnotic pattern. You start to feel dozy.~
CharAuto    You weave your hands in an odd pattern, suddenly finding yourself dozing off.~
OthersAuto  $n weaves $s hands in an odd pattern, looking surprized to be dozing off.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        drevil~
CharNoArg   You take your right hand's pinky finger and put it against your lip.~
OthersNoArg $n takes $s right hand's pinky finger and puts it against $s lip.~
CharFound   You say to $N "I will call you Mini-Me."~
OthersFound $n says to $N "I will call you Mini-Me."~
VictFound   $n says to you "I will call you Mini-Me."~
CharAuto    You say evilly "Talk to the finger because you don't deserve the hand."~
OthersAuto  $n says evilly "Talk to the finger because you don't deserve the hand."~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        drnick~
CharNoArg   You say "Hello everybody!"~
OthersNoArg $n says "Hello everybody!"~
CharFound   You say "Hello Doctor Nick!" to $M.~
OthersFound $n says "Hello Doctor Nick!" to $N.~
VictFound   $n says "Hello Doctor Nick!" to you.~
CharAuto    You say "I wanted to be Doctor Nick!"~
OthersAuto  $n says "I wanted to be Doctor Nick!"~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        drool~
CharNoArg   You drool on yourself.~
OthersNoArg $n drools on $mself.~
CharFound   You drool all over $N.~
OthersFound $n drools all over $N.~
VictFound   $n drools all over you.~
CharAuto    You drool on yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n drools on $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        druggie~
CharNoArg   You toke the bong.~
OthersNoArg $n tokes the bong.~
CharFound   You tell $N "The only heroine I know is Wonder Woman, I swear!"~
OthersFound $n tells $N "The only heroine I know is Wonder Woman, I swear!"~
VictFound   $n tells you "The only heroine I know is Wonder Woman, I swear!"~
CharAuto    You light another fattie while listening to "Sweet Leaf" on repeat.~
OthersAuto  $n lights another fattie while listening to "Sweet Leaf" on repeat.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        duck~
CharNoArg   Whew!  That was close!~
OthersNoArg $n is narrowly missed by a low-flying dragon.~
CharFound   You duck behind $M.  Whew!  That was close!~
OthersFound $n ducks behind $N to avoid the fray.~
VictFound   $n ducks behind you to avoid the fray.~
CharAuto    You duck behind yourself.  Oww that hurts!~
OthersAuto  $n tries to duck behind $mself.  $n needs help getting untied now.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        dudleys~
CharNoArg   Wearing your Dudleyville T-shirt, taped-up glasses, and camouflage pants, you introduce yourself by saying "My name is Buh...Buh...Ray...this is D-Von...and we are the D-D-D-Dudley Boyz!"~
OthersNoArg Wearing $s Dudleyville T-shirt, taped-up glasses, and camouflage pants, $n introduces $mself by saying "My name is Buh...Buh...Ray...this is D-Von...and we are the D-D-D-Dudley Boyz!"~
CharFound   With your tag team partner, you destroy $N with the 3D--the Dudley Death Drop.~
OthersFound With $s tag team partner, $n destroys $N with the 3D--the Dudley Death Drop.~
VictFound   With $s tag team partner, $n destroys you with the 3D--the Dudley Death Drop.~
CharAuto    You remind everyone of your 3 Commandments--#1: Thou shalt not steal...#2: Thou shalt not kill...and #3: Thou shalt not MESS with the Dudleys!~
OthersAuto  $n reminds everyone of $s 3 Commandments--#1: Thou shalt not steal...#2: Thou shalt not kill...and #3: Thou shalt not MESS with the Dudleys!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        duh~
CharNoArg   You say 'Duh!'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Duh!'~
CharFound   You say 'Duh!' to $M.~
OthersFound $n says 'Duh!' to $N.~
VictFound   $n says 'Duh!' to you.~
CharAuto    You say 'Duh!' to youself and slap your forehead.~
OthersAuto  $n says 'Duh!' to $s own self and slaps $s own forehead.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        dx~
CharNoArg   You give everyone a crotch chop.~
OthersNoArg $n gives everyone a crotch chop.~
CharFound   If $N's not down with you, you've got two words for $M! ~
OthersFound If $N's not down with $n, $n's got two words for $M! ~
VictFound   If you're not down with $n, $n's got two words for you! ~
CharAuto    You climb the second turnbuckle and raise your arms in a X.~
OthersAuto  $n climbs the second turnbuckle and raises $s arms in a X.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        ecw~
CharNoArg   You pull off an unbelievable move, prompting announcer Joey Styles to scream "Oh My GOD!" and the appreciative fans to chant in unison "E-C-Dub!  E-C-Dub!  E-C-Dub!"~
OthersNoArg $n pulls off an unbelievable move, prompting announcer Joey Styles to scream "Oh My GOD!" and the appreciative fans to chant in unison "E-C-Dub!  E-C-Dub!  E-C-Dub!"~
CharFound   You remind $N that Cyrus = Ratings.~
OthersFound $n reminds $N that Cyrus = Ratings.~
VictFound   $n reminds you that Cyrus = Ratings.~
CharAuto    You are "The Quintessential Studmuffin", Joel "All the men hate me 'cuz all their women want to see me" Gertner.~
OthersAuto  $n is "The Quintessential Studmuffin", Joel "All the men hate me 'cuz all their women want to see me" Gertner.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        edge~
CharNoArg   You edge away towards the door.~
OthersNoArg $n edges away towards the door.~
CharFound   You edge away from $N.~
OthersFound $n edges away from $N.~
VictFound   $n edges away from you.~
CharAuto    You edge away from yourself, moving in circles around the room.~
OthersAuto  $n moves backwards around the room, trying to edge away from $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        edgeac~
CharNoArg   You enter AZ and, For The Benefit Of Those With Flash Photography, you strike a 5-second pose.~
OthersNoArg $n enters AZ and, For The Benefit Of Those With Flash Photography, $e strikes a 5-second pose.~
CharFound   You knock the wind out of $N with a Spear and finish $M off with the Edgeocutioner DDT.~
OthersFound $n knocks the wind out of $N with a Spear and finishes $M off with the Edgeocutioner DDT.~
VictFound   $n knocks the wind out of you with a Spear and finishes you off with the Edgeocutioner DDT.~
CharAuto    You're glad you reek of awesomeness, instead of reeking of heinosity or sucktitude.~
OthersAuto  $n's glad $e reeks of awesomeness, instead of reeking of heinosity or sucktitude.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        eek~
CharNoArg   Visions of rabid rodents invade your thoughts and cause you to Eeeeeeeek loudly!~
OthersNoArg $n screams 'EEeeeeeek Rabid Rodent, Rabid Rodent!' and runs past you in fear.~
CharFound   Oh no!  $N the rabid rodent!  Run!!!~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and screams 'Eeeek Rapid Rodent, Rabid Rodent!'~
VictFound   $n grabs $s mousetrap, wishing only despair on your foul, rodent soul.~
CharAuto    Oh no!  $n the rabid rodent!  Run!!!~
OthersAuto  $n begins to nibble on $s mousetrap.  Stranger things...~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        eep~
CharNoArg   You see you've errored and choke out 'EEP!'~
OthersNoArg $n sees that $e has errored and chokes out 'EEP!'~
CharFound   You choke out 'EEP!' at $S error.~
OthersFound $n chokes out 'EEP!' at $N's error.~
VictFound   $n chokes out 'EEP!' at your error.~
CharAuto    You eep at yourself for all the errors of your life.~
OthersAuto  $n is being wierd again.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        eh~
CharNoArg   You look around and exclaim 'How's it going, eh?'~
OthersNoArg $n looks around and exclaims 'How's it going, eh?'~
CharFound   You look at $N and exclaim 'How's it going $N, eh?'~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and exclaims 'How's it going $N, eh?'.  What a hoser!~
VictFound   $n looks at you and exclaims 'How's it going, eh?'.  What a hoser!~
CharAuto    You exclaim 'Beauty, eh?'~
OthersAuto  $n exclaims 'Beauty, eh?'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        elton~
CharNoArg   You think Saturday night's alright for fighting.~
OthersNoArg $n thinks Saturday night's alright for fighting.~
CharFound   You mourn $N, singing "Your hitpoints ran out long before...your mana ever did."~
OthersFound $n mourns $N, singing "Your hitpoints ran out long before...your mana ever did."~
VictFound   $n mourns you, singing "Your hitpoints ran out long before...your mana ever did."~
CharAuto    You're still standing. Yeah, yeah, yeah!~
OthersAuto  $n's still standing. Yeah, yeah, yeah!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        elvis~
CharNoArg   You sing "Love me tender, love me true..."~
OthersNoArg $n sings "Love me tender, love me true..."~
CharFound   You swivel your hips and sing to $N "Come back baby, I wanna play house with you."~
OthersFound $n swivels $s hips and sings to $N "Come back baby, I wanna play house with you."~
VictFound   $n swivels $s hips and sings to you "Come back baby, I wanna play house with you."~
CharAuto    You face the crowd and say "Thank you...thank you very much.  You've been a beautiful audience."  As you exit, the announcer says "Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has left the building!"~
OthersAuto  $n faces the crowd and says "Thank you...thank you very much.  You've been a beautiful audience."  As $e exits, the announcer says "Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has left the building!"~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        embrace~
CharNoArg   Who do you want to hold?~
OthersNoArg $n looks around for someone to hold close to $m.~
CharFound   You hold $M in a warm and loving embrace.~
OthersFound $n holds $N in a warm and loving embrace.~
VictFound   $n holds you in a warm and loving embrace.~
CharAuto    You hold yourself in a warm and loving embrace.  Feels silly doesn't it?~
OthersAuto  $n holds $mself in a warm and loving embrace, $e looks pretty silly.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        eminem~
CharNoArg   You sing 'Hi..  My name is..  What?  My name is..  Who?  My name is..  Slim Shady.'~
OthersNoArg $n sings 'Hi..  My name is..  What?  My name is..  Who?  My name is..  Slim Shady.'~
CharFound   You ask $M 'Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?'~
OthersFound $n asks $N 'Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?'~
VictFound   $n asks you 'Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?'~
CharAuto    You can't figure out which Spice Girl you want to impregnate.~
OthersAuto  $n can't figure out which Spice Girl $e wants to impregnate.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        ender~
CharNoArg   You complain about the terrible Ender.~
OthersNoArg $n starts complaining about the terrible Ender.~
CharFound   You complain to $N about the terrible Ender.~
OthersFound $n complains to $N about the terrible Ender.~
VictFound   $n complains to you about the terrible Ender.~
CharAuto    You start muttering about the awful Ender.~
OthersAuto  $n starts muttering about the awful Ender.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        error~
CharNoArg   You announce 'Error...'~
OthersNoArg $n announces 'Error...'~
CharFound   You say 'Error...  Need imput...'~
OthersFound $n says 'Error...  Need imput...'~
VictFound   $n says 'Error...  Need imput...'~
CharAuto    Your computer errors and crashes.~
OthersAuto  $n's computer errors then crashes.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        esmile~
CharNoArg   You smile enigmatically.~
OthersNoArg $n smiles like $e has hidden intentions.~
CharFound   You smile enigmatically at $M.~
OthersFound $n smiles enigmatically at $N.~
VictFound   $n smiles at you as if $e had hidden intentions.~
CharAuto    You smile at yourself, thinking of your hidden intentions.~
OthersAuto  $n smiles at $mself as if $e had something to hide...~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        evilgrin~
CharNoArg   You grin so evilly that everyone's alignment drops to -1000.~
OthersNoArg $n grins so evilly that everyone's alignment drops to -1000.~
CharFound   You grin so evilly at $M that $S alignment drops to -1000.~
OthersFound $n grins so evilly at $N that $S alignment drops to -1000.~
VictFound   $n grins so evilly at you that your alignment drops to -1000.~
CharAuto    You grin so evilly at yourself that your alignment drops to -1000.~
OthersAuto  $n grins so evilly that $s alignment drops to -1000.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        eww~
CharNoArg   You cringe and say 'Eww'.~
OthersNoArg $n cringes and says 'Eww'.~
CharFound   You cringe and say 'Eww' at $M.~
OthersFound $n cringes and says 'Eww' to $N.~
VictFound   $n cringes and says 'Eww' to you.~
CharAuto    You cringe and say 'Eww' to yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n cringes to $s own self.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        excellent~
CharNoArg   You grin and say 'Excellent, Party on!'~
OthersNoArg $n grins and says 'Excellent, Party on!'~
CharFound   You tell $N 'Excellent, Party on dude!'~
OthersFound $n tells $N 'Excellent, Party on dude!'~
VictFound   $n tells you 'Excellent, Party on dude!'~
CharAuto    You think to yourself 'Excellent, I can party on!'~
OthersAuto  $n looks like $e is enoying a good thought.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        exhale~
CharNoArg   You blow out a cloud of smoke.~
OthersNoArg $n exhales a large cloud of smoke.~
CharFound   You blow smoke in $N's face!~
OthersFound $n blows smoke in $N's face! How rude!!!~
VictFound   $n blows a huge cloud of smoke in your face!~
CharAuto    You exhale.~
OthersAuto  It looks like $n was holding his breath, waiting for something.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        eyebrow~
CharNoArg   You raise an eyebrow.~
OthersNoArg $n raises an eyebrow.~
CharFound   You raise an eyebrow at $M.~
OthersFound $n raises an eyebrow at $N.~
VictFound   $n raises an eyebrow at you.~
CharAuto    You raise an eyebrow at yourself.  That hurt!~
OthersAuto  $n raises an eyebrow at $mself.  That must have hurt!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        eyepoke~
CharNoArg   Poke whom?~
OthersNoArg $n pokes at the air.~
CharFound   You poke $M in the eyes, oops!  You aimed a bit too high.~
OthersFound $n pokes $N in the eyes, oops!  $n aimed a bit too high.~
VictFound   $n pokes you in the eyes, oops!  $n aimed a bit too high.~
CharAuto    You poke yourself in the eyes and have gone blind!~
OthersAuto  $n pokes $mself in the eyes and has gone blind!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        faint~
CharNoArg   You feel dizzy and hit the ground like a board.~
OthersNoArg $n's eyes roll back in $s head and $e crumples to the ground.~
CharFound   You faint into $S arms.~
OthersFound $n faints into $N's arms.~
VictFound   $n faints into your arms.  How romantic.~
CharAuto    You look down at your condition and faint.~
OthersAuto  $n looks down at $s condition and faints dead away.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        fakerep~
CharNoArg   You report: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 2.31E13 xp.~
OthersNoArg $n reports: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 2.31E13 xp.~
CharFound   You report: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 2.31E13 xp.~
OthersFound $n reports: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 2.31E13 xp.~
VictFound   $n reports: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 2.31E13 xp.~
CharAuto    You report: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 2.31E13 xp.~
OthersAuto  $n reports: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 2.31E13 xp.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        fart~
CharNoArg   Where are your manners?~
OthersNoArg $n lets off a real rip-roarer...  A greenish cloud envelops $n!~
CharFound   You fart at $M.  Boy, you are sick.~
OthersFound $n farts in $N's direction.  Better flee before $e turns to you!~
VictFound   $n farts in your direction.  You gasp for air.~
CharAuto    You fart at yourself.  You deserve it.~
OthersAuto  $n farts at $mself.  Better $m than you.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        fatbastard~
CharNoArg   You say "Get in my belly!"~
OthersNoArg $n says "Get in my belly!"~
CharFound   You say '$N, the other other white meat. $N, it's what's for dinner.'~
OthersFound $n says '$N, the other other white meat. $N, it's what's for dinner.'~
VictFound   $n says '$N, the other other white meat. $N, it's what's for dinner.'~
CharAuto    You say 'I'm rich, and I'm dead sexy!'~
OthersAuto  $n says 'I'm rich, and I'm dead sexy!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        fear~
CharNoArg   You are overcome by fear and begin shaking uncontrollably.~
OthersNoArg $n is overcome by fear and begins shaking uncontrollably.~
CharFound   You look at $N and are overcome by fear.~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and is overcome by fear. $n's knees start knocking.~
VictFound   $n takes one look at you and is overcome by fear. $n's knees begin to knock and $s legs buckle.~
CharAuto    You are afraid of yourself?~
OthersAuto  $n is afraid of $mself? Truly schizophrenic!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        ff~
CharNoArg   The heat is on, you want out...you're alone and an easy target.~
OthersNoArg The heat is on, $n wants out...$e's alone and an easy target.~
CharFound   You tell $N you'll never be $S monkey wrench.~
OthersFound $n tells $N $e'll never be $S monkey wrench.~
VictFound   $n tells you $e'll never be your monkey wrench.~
CharAuto    You'll make your way back home when you learn to fly.~
OthersAuto  $n'll make $s way back home when $e learns to fly.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        fiddledeedee~
CharNoArg   You exclaim 'Oh! Fiddle-dee-dee!'~
OthersNoArg $n exclaims 'Oh! Fiddle-dee-dee!'~
CharFound   You tell $M 'Fiddle-dee-dee!'~
OthersFound $n looks at $M and says 'Fiddle-dee-dee!'~
VictFound   $n looks at you and says 'Fiddle-dee-dee!'~
CharAuto    You mutter to yourself 'Fiddle-dee-dee.'~
OthersAuto  $n mutters to $mself. Fiddle-dee-dee.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        finfo~
CharNoArg   &R[&WINFO&R]&c You test the fake info channel.~
OthersNoArg $n is testing a social.~
CharFound   &R[&WINFO&R]&c You call $M a big poopie head.~
OthersFound &R[&WINFO&R]&c $n calls $N a poopie head.~
VictFound   &R[&WINFO&R]&c $n calls you a big poopie head.~
CharAuto    &R[&WINFO&R]&c You call yourself a big poopie head.~
OthersAuto  &R[&WINFO&R]&c $n is a big poopie head.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        fired~
CharNoArg   You feel the need to fire someone, but whom?~
OthersNoArg $n gets a look on $s face that sends chills down your spine.~
CharFound   You hand $M a pink slip.~
OthersFound $n hands $N a pink slip.~
VictFound   $n hands you a pink slip that states 'You're Fired!'~
CharAuto    You give your pink slip to someone else, now they are fired.~
OthersAuto  $n gives $s pink slip to you, now you are fired instead.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        flair~
CharNoArg   You enter AZ, your platinum-blond hair nicely setting off your Armani suit as the theme from "2001: A Space Odyssey plays in the background, and soak up the cheers befitting the "Nature Boy" Ric Flair!  Whoooooo!~
OthersNoArg $n enters AZ, $s platinum-blond hair nicely setting off $s Armani suit as the theme from "2001: A Space Odyssey plays in the background, and soaks up the cheers befitting the "Nature Boy" Ric Flair!  Whoooooo!~
CharFound   You cripple $N with the Figure Four Leglock.~
OthersFound $n cripples $N with the Figure Four Leglock.~
VictFound   $n cripples you with the Figure Four Leglock.~
CharAuto    You shout "I'm the kiss-stealin', wheelin'-dealin', limousine-ridin', jet-plane flyin' son of a gun that's kissed all the girls and made them cry!  Whoooooo!"~
OthersAuto  $n shouts "I'm the kiss-stealin', wheelin'-dealin', limousine-ridin', jet-plane flyin' son of a gun that's kissed all the girls and made them cry!  Whoooooo!"~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        flash~
CharNoArg   You whip open your trenchcoat, naked beneath, and flash your best bits, giving everyone a cheap thrill.~
OthersNoArg $n whips open $s trenchcoat, naked beneath, and flashes $s best bits, giving everyone a cheap thrill.~
CharFound   You flash your best bits at $N and take note of $S reaction--howling laughter wasn't quite what you had in mind, was it?~
OthersFound $n flashes $s best bits at $N and takes note of $S reaction--however, howling laughter probably wasn't what $e had in mind.~
VictFound   $n flashes $s best bits at you and takes note of your  reaction--however, howling laughter probably wasn't what $e had in mind.~
CharAuto    You flash your best bits at yourself--well, at least -someone- finds you attractive.~
OthersAuto  $n flashes $s best bits at $mself--well, at least -someone- finds $m attractive.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        flex~
CharNoArg   You flex your muscles...  Everyone is jealous.~
OthersNoArg $n flexes.  Must think $e's buff.~
CharFound   You flex for $M.  Impressive!~
OthersFound $n flexes in a vain attempt at impressing $N.~
VictFound   You watch $n flex.  Are you impressed, or what?~
CharAuto    You flex, just to make sure you still got it.~
OthersAuto  $n flexes $s muscles.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        flip~
CharNoArg   You flip head over heels.~
OthersNoArg $n flips head over heels.~
CharFound   You flip $M over your shoulder.~
OthersFound $n flips $N over $s shoulder.~
VictFound   $n flips you over $s shoulder.  Hmmmm.~
CharAuto    You tumble all over the room.~
OthersAuto  $n does some nice tumbling and gymnastics.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        flipoff~
CharNoArg   you look at your middle finger wishing there was someone to flipoff.~
OthersNoArg $n is looking at their middle finger wishing there was someone to flipoff.~
CharFound   you give $N the finger!~
OthersFound $n gives $N the finger! How rude!~
VictFound   $n just gave you the finger! What a jerk!~
CharAuto    You just gave yourself the finger! Whats up with that?!~
OthersAuto  $n just gave themself the finger! How strange is that?!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        flippity~
CharNoArg   You mumble loudly 'Flippity Flu!'~
OthersNoArg $n mumbles loudly 'Flippity Flu!'~
CharFound   You say 'Flippity Flu!' in $S direction.~
OthersFound $n says 'Flippity Flu!' in $N's direction.~
VictFound   $n says 'Flippity Flu!' in your direction.~
CharAuto    You act like the Grumpy Old Man and mumble 'Flippity Flu!'~
OthersAuto  $n acts like the Grumpy Old Man and mumbles 'Flippity Flu!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        flirt~
CharNoArg   Wink wink!~
OthersNoArg $n flirts -- probably needs a date, huh?~
CharFound   You flirt with $M.~
OthersFound $n flirts with $N.~
VictFound   $n wants you to show some interest and is flirting with you.~
CharAuto    You flirt with yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n flirts with $mself.  Hoo boy.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        flower~
CharNoArg   You make an origami flower out of paper.~
OthersNoArg $n makes an origami flower out of paper.~
CharFound   You make an origami flower and give it to $N.~
OthersFound $n makes an origami flower and gives it to $N.~
VictFound   $n makes an origami flower and gives it to you.~
CharAuto    You make an origami flower and stick it in your lapel.~
OthersAuto  $n makes an origami flower and sticks it in $s lapel.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        flutter~
CharNoArg   You flutter your eyelashes.~
OthersNoArg $n flutters $s eyelashes.~
CharFound   You flutter your eyelashes at $M.~
OthersFound $n flutters $s eyelashes in $N's direction.~
VictFound   $n looks at you and flutters $s eyelashes.~
CharAuto    You flutter your eyelashes at the thought of yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n flutters $s eyelashes at no one in particular.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        fly~
CharNoArg   You try to fly but fail miserably.~
OthersNoArg $n tries to fly but fails miserably.~
CharFound   You wish $N would just fly away.~
OthersFound $n wishes $N would just fly away.~
VictFound   $n wishes you would just fly away.~
CharAuto    You think you're flying.  Groovy, eh?~
OthersAuto  $n thinks $e's flying.  What drugs is $e on and why isn't $e sharing?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        foley~
CharNoArg   You put Mr. Socko on your hand and say maniacally "Have a nice day!"~
OthersNoArg $n puts Mr. Socko on $s hand and says maniacally "Have a nice day!"~
CharFound   You say to $N "Owww Steve-o!  It's me!  Dude Love!  Owww!"~
OthersFound $n says to $N "Owww Steve-o!  It's me!  Dude Love!  Owww!"~
VictFound   $n says to you "Owww Steve-o!  It's me!  Dude Love!  Owww!"~
CharAuto    You make guns with your hands and yell "Bang Bang! Bang Bang!"~
OthersAuto  $n makes guns with $s hands and yells "Bang Bang! Bang Bang!"~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        fondle~
CharNoArg   Who needs to be fondled?~
OthersNoArg $n is looking for someone to fondle.  Run for your life!~
CharFound   You fondly fondle $M.~
OthersFound $n fondly fondles $N.~
VictFound   $n fondly fondles you.~
CharAuto    You fondly fondle yourself, feels funny doesn't it?~
OthersAuto  $n fondly fondles $mself - this is going too far!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        footrub~
CharNoArg   You glance around the room looking for someone to rub your feet.~
OthersNoArg $n glances around the room looking for someone to rub $s feet.~
CharFound   You ask $N to rub your tired feet.~
OthersFound $n asks $N to rub $s tired feet.  Better leave before $e asks you.~
VictFound   $n asks you to rub $s tired feet.  Better leave your gloves on.~
CharAuto    You rub your tired feet, waiting for a refresh.~
OthersAuto  $n rubs $s tired feet, $e sure could use a refresh.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        forgive~
CharNoArg   Have you just done something you might need forgiven for?~
OthersNoArg Looks like $n might have done something wrong.~
CharFound   You beg $N to forgive you for your mistake.~
OthersFound $n begs you to forgive $m for $s mistake.~
VictFound   $n is begging $N for forgiveness, $e must have done something really wrong.~
CharAuto    You beg yourself for forgiveness, don't worry it can't be that bad.~
OthersAuto  $n is begging $mself for forgiveness, $e is acting a little strange.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        french~
CharNoArg   Kiss whom?~
OthersNoArg $n is trying to find someone to kiss deeply.  You pray $e doesn't find you.~
CharFound   You give $N a long and passionate kiss.~
OthersFound $n kisses $N passionately.~
VictFound   $n gives you a long and passionate kiss.~
CharAuto    You gather yourself in your arms and try to kiss yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n makes an attempt at kissing $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        frolick~
CharNoArg   You throw confetti into the air and frolick about with gleeful abandon.~
OthersNoArg $n throws confetti into the air and frolicks about with gleeful abandon.~
CharFound   You take $N's hand and frolick about with gleeful abandon.~
OthersFound $n takes $N's hand and frolicks about with gleeful abandon.~
VictFound   $n takes your hand and frolicks about with gleeful abandon.~
CharAuto    You frolick about merrily.~
OthersAuto  $n frolicks about merrily.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        fromage~
CharNoArg   You say 'Omle du Fromage?'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Omle du Fromage?'~
CharFound   You say 'Omle du Fromage!' as $N dances around and says 'That's all you can say!  That's all you can say!'~
OthersFound $n says 'Omle du Fromage!' as $N dances around and says 'That's all you can say!  That's all you can say!'~
VictFound   $n says 'Omle du Fromage!' as you dance around and say 'That's all you can say!  That's all you can say!'~
CharAuto    You shout 'OMLE DU FROMAGE!'~
OthersAuto  $n shouts 'OMLE DU FROMAGE!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        frown~
CharNoArg   What's bothering you?~
OthersNoArg $n frowns.~
CharFound   You frown at what $E did.~
OthersFound $n frowns at $N.~
VictFound   $n frowns at what you did.~
CharAuto    You frown at yourself.  Poor baby.~
OthersAuto  $n frowns at $mself.  Poor baby.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        fstar~
CharNoArg   A falling star catches your eye.~
OthersNoArg $n is looking for a falling star to wish upon.~
CharFound   You and $N make a wish upon a falling star.~
OthersFound $n and $N wistfully gaze upon a falling star.~
VictFound   $n wishes upon a falling star for $N's happiness.~
CharAuto    You make a wish upon a falling star.~
OthersAuto  $n watches a falling star.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        fume~
CharNoArg   You grit your teeth and fume with rage.~
OthersNoArg $n grits $s teeth and fumes with rage.~
CharFound   You stare at $M, fuming.~
OthersFound $n stares at $N, fuming with rage.~
VictFound   $n stares at you, fuming with rage!~
CharAuto    That's right - hate yourself!~
OthersAuto  $n clenches $s fists and stomps his feet, fuming with anger.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        gag~
CharNoArg   You gag.~
OthersNoArg $n gags.~
CharFound   You gag on $M.~
OthersFound $n gags on $N.~
VictFound   $n gags on you.~
CharAuto    You gag on yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n gags on $s own clothes.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        game~
CharNoArg   You line up your shot, sink the 8-ball in the corner pocket, and win the game of pool.~
OthersNoArg $n lines up $s shot, sinks the 8-ball in the corner pocket, and wins the game of pool.~
CharFound   Your four aces beat $N's full house and you win the entire pot.~
OthersFound $n's four aces beat $N's full house and $e wins the entire pot.~
VictFound   $n's four aces beat your full house and $e wins the entire pot.~
CharAuto    You aim your dart, throw it, and hit the bullseye, winning the game.~
OthersAuto  $n aims $s dart, throws it, and hits the bullseye, winning the game.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        garage~
CharNoArg   You wonder aloud "Can we survive...the blitzkrieg?"~
OthersNoArg $n wonders aloud "Can we survive...the blitzkrieg?"~
CharFound   You say that you've been here, you've been there, you've been everyfuckingwhere.  $N says "So what?...SO WHAT?"~
OthersFound $n says that $e's been here, $e's been there, $e's been everyfuckingwhere.  $N says "So what?...SO WHAT?"~
VictFound   $n says that $e's been here, $e's been there, $e's been everyfuckingwhere.  You say "So what?...SO WHAT?"~
CharAuto    You leave AZ, yelling as you go "The more I see, the more I see...the less, the less I believe!"~
OthersAuto  $n leaves AZ, yelling as $e goes "The more I see, the more I see...the less, the less I believe!"~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        garinan~
CharNoArg   You curse the very existance of Garinan.~
OthersNoArg $n curses the very existance of Garinan.~
CharFound   You inform $M of your plans to destroy Garinan.~
OthersFound $n and $N are plotting to destroy Garinan.~
VictFound   $n informs you of $s plans to destroy Garinan.~
CharAuto    You look at GARINAN SELF and say 'Hey everyone, I found Garinan!'

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OthersAuto  $n looks at GARINAN SELF and says 'Hey everyone, I found Garinan!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        garvin~
CharNoArg   You pull the white towel off your shoulders and knock everyone out with your rugged right hand.~
OthersNoArg $n pulls the white towel off $s shoulders and knocks everyone out with $s rugged right hand.~
CharFound   You do the Garvin Stomp on $N's ass.~
OthersFound $n does the Garvin Stomp on $N's ass.~
VictFound   $n does the Garvin Stomp on your ass.~
CharAuto    You raise your newly-won NWA World Title Belt in the air and hug your brother, "Gorgeous" Jimmy Garvin.~
OthersAuto  $n raises $s newly-won NWA World Title Belt in the air and hugs $s brother, "Gorgeous" Jimmy Garvin.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        gasp~
CharNoArg   You gasp in astonishment.~
OthersNoArg $n gasps in astonishment.~
CharFound   You gasp as you realize what $E did.~
OthersFound $n gasps as $e realizes what $N did.~
VictFound   $n gasps as $e realizes what you did.~
CharAuto    You look at yourself and gasp!~
OthersAuto  $n takes one look at $mself and gasps in astonisment!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        gawk~
CharNoArg   You gawk at everyone around you.~
OthersNoArg $n gawks at everyone in the room.~
CharFound   You gawk at $M.~
OthersFound $n gawks at $N.~
VictFound   $n gawks at you.~
CharAuto    You gawk as you think what you must look like to others.~
OthersAuto  $n is gawking again.  What is on $s mind?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        gbhug~
CharNoArg   You hug a great big grizzly bear.~
OthersNoArg $n hugs a great big grizzly bear.~
CharFound   You give $N a great big bearhug.  Ooooof!~
OthersFound $n gives a great big bearhug to $N.  Oooof!~
VictFound   $n gives you a great big bearhug.  Ooooof!~
CharAuto    You give yourself a great big bearhug.  Ooooof!~
OthersAuto  $n gives $mself a great big bearhug.  Ooooof!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        ghug~
CharNoArg   GROUP HUG!  GROUP HUG!~
OthersNoArg $n hugs you all in a big group hug.  How sweet!~
CharFound   GROUP HUG!  GROUP HUG!~
OthersFound $n hugs you all in a big group hug.  How sweet!~
VictFound   $n hugs you all in a big group hug.  How sweet!~
CharAuto    GROUP HUG!  GROUP HUG!~
OthersAuto  $n hugs you all in a big group hug.  How sweet!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        giggle~
CharNoArg   You giggle.~
OthersNoArg $n giggles.~
CharFound   You giggle at $M.~
OthersFound $n giggles at $N's actions.~
VictFound   $n giggles at you.  Hope it's not contagious!~
CharAuto    You giggle at yourself.  You must be nervous or something.~
OthersAuto  $n giggles at $mself, $e must be nervous or something.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        girls~
CharNoArg   You sing 'Girls just want to have fun.'~
OthersNoArg $n sings 'Girls just want to have fun.'~
CharFound   You sing 'Girls just want to have fun.' to $N.~
OthersFound $n sings 'Girls just want to have fun.' to $N.~
VictFound   $n sings 'Girls just want to have fun.' to you.~
CharAuto    You say 'Did you know Girls Just Want to Have Fun was sung by Cyndi Lauper?'~
OthersAuto  $n says 'Did you know Girls Just Want to Have Fun was sung by Cyndi Lauper?'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        girn~
CharNoArg   You try to grin, but somehow get it slightly wrong.~
OthersNoArg $n tries to grin, but somehow gets it slightly wrong.~
CharFound   You try to grin at $N, but $E gives you a funny look.~
OthersFound $n tries to grin at $N, but screws it up badly.~
VictFound   $n turns $s lips in a sad attempt at a lopsided grin.~
CharAuto    Your face becomes a ghastly mask as you fail to grin.~
OthersAuto  $n's face becomes a strange death mask as $s tries to grin.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        gjob~
CharNoArg   You leap in the air and yell 'Good Job!'~
OthersNoArg $n pats $mself on the back and smiles.~
CharFound   You plant a great big gold star on $N.~
OthersFound $n congratulates $N for a job well done.~
VictFound   $n sticks a gold star on your forehead and says 'Good Job!'~
CharAuto    You try and stick a gold star on your forehead in order to get attention for your good work.~
OthersAuto  $n tries to praise $mself for a job well done.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        glare~
CharNoArg   You glare at nothing in particular.~
OthersNoArg $n glares around $m.~
CharFound   You glare icily at $M.~
OthersFound $n glares at $N.~
VictFound   $n glares icily at you, you feel cold to your bones.~
CharAuto    You glare icily at your feet, they are suddenly very cold.~
OthersAuto  $n glares at $s feet, what is bothering $m?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        glower~
CharNoArg   You glower in frustration.  Having a bad day?~
OthersNoArg $n glowers in frustration.~
CharFound   You glower at $N in frustration over what $E said.~
OthersFound $n glowers at $N in frustration.~
VictFound   $n glowers at you in frustration.  Did you say something?~
CharAuto    You glower at yourself.  Having a bad day?~
OthersAuto  $n glowers at $mself.  Maybe $e's having a bad day.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        gnight~
CharNoArg   You tell everyone goodnight.~
OthersNoArg $n tells everyone goodnight.~
CharFound   You give $N a soft goodnight kiss and wave to $M.~
OthersFound $n gives $N a soft goodnight kiss then waves to $M.~
VictFound   $n gives you a soft goodnight kiss and then waves to you.~
CharAuto    You say goodnight to yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n says goodnight to $mself, $e must really be tired.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        gnr~
CharNoArg   You've been dancing...with Mr. Brownstone...he keeps knocking...he won't leave you alone.~
OthersNoArg $n's been dancing...with Mr. Brownstone...he keeps knocking...he won't leave $m alone.~
CharFound   You ask $N to take you down to Paradise City where the grass is green and the girls are pretty...oh won't $E please take you home?~
OthersFound $n asks $N to take $m down to Paradise City where the grass is green and the girls are pretty...oh won't $E please take $m home?~
VictFound   $n asks you to take $m down to Paradise City where the grass is green and the girls are pretty...oh won't you please take $m home?~
CharAuto    You sing "Welcome to the jungle...we got fun and games..."~
OthersAuto  $n sings "Welcome to the jungle...we got fun and games..."~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        gobble~
CharNoArg   You clear your throat and gobble several times.~
OthersNoArg $n clears $s throat and gobbles most musically.~
CharFound   You clear your throat and gobble profusely at $N.~
OthersFound $n clears $s throat and gobbles like a turkey at $N.~
VictFound   $n clears $s throat and gobbles like a turkey at you.~
CharAuto    Gobbling at yourself?  Okaaaay then.~
OthersAuto  $n starts gobbling to $mself.  How odd.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        godfather~
CharNoArg   You yell "If you know that the Godfather be pimpin' hos nationwide, I want you to reach on down, light a big fattie for this pimp daddy, and lemme hear you say 'PIMPIN' AIN'T EASY!'"~
OthersNoArg $n yells "If you know that the Godfather be pimpin' hos nationwide, I want you to reach on down, light a big fattie for this pimp daddy, and lemme hear you say 'PIMPIN' AIN'T EASY!'"~
CharFound   You run $N over with the Ho Train and put $M down with the Pimp Drop.~
OthersFound $n runs $N over with the Ho Train and puts $M down with the Pimp Drop.~
VictFound   $n runs you over with the Ho Train and puts you down with the Pimp Drop.~
CharAuto    You offer your opponent their choice of getting their ass kicked or an entire night with any one of your fine hos.~
OthersAuto  $n offers $s opponent their choice of getting their ass kicked or an entire night with any one of $s fine hos.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        godwedgy~
CharNoArg   Godwedgy whom?~
OthersNoArg $n is looking for someone to godwedgy.  Run...do not walk...to the nearest exit in a calm and orderly fashion.~
CharFound   You pray to the great Wedgy God, to bring his wrath down on $N. A spectral hand descends from above and grabs ahold of $N's underwear. Fabric tearing and loud screaming echo as the hand yanks upward with unearthly strength.~
OthersFound $n prays to the great Wedgy God, to bring his wrath down on $N. A spectral hand descends from above and grabs ahold of $N's underwear. Fabric tearing and loud screaming echo as the hand yanks upward with unearthly strength.~
VictFound   $n prays to the great Wedgy God, to bring his wrath down on you. A spectral hand descends from above and grabs ahold of your underwear. Fabric tearing and your screams are the last thing you hear before all goes black.~
CharAuto    The great Wedgy God does not answer your prayer.~
OthersAuto  The great Wedgy God does not answer $n's prayer.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        goldust~
CharNoArg   You enter AZ, befitted in a gold bodysuit, with gold boots, gold gloves, a gold robe, gold facepaint, and a long gold wig.  Thematic movie music plays in the background and you wave dramatically to the crowd as goldust rains down from the heavens.~
OthersNoArg $n enters AZ, befitted in a gold bodysuit, with gold boots, gold gloves, a gold robe, gold facepaint, and a long gold wig.  Thematic movie music plays in the background and $e waves dramatically to the crowd as goldust rains down from the heavens.~
CharFound   You demolish $N with the Curtain Call and punish $M with the Director's Cut.~
OthersFound $n demolishes $N with the Curtain Call and punishes $M with the Director's Cut.~
VictFound   $n demolishes you with the Curtain Call and punishes you with the Director's Cut.~
CharAuto    You run your fingers through your gold wig erotically and say to the crowd seductively "You will never forget the name of...ssssss...Gooollldusssttt..." then chomp lustily at the air.~
OthersAuto  $n runs $s fingers through $s gold wig erotically and says to the crowd seductively "You will never forget the name of...ssssss...Gooollldusssttt..." then chomps lustily at the air.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        golf~
CharNoArg   You take a powerful swing off the tee...and proceed to drive your ball directly into a bunker.  Dace taught you well, it seems.~
OthersNoArg $n takes a powerful swing off the tee...and proceeds to drive $s ball directly into a bunker.  Dace taught $m well, it seems.~
CharFound   You take great delight in informing $N that $E'll never be a 10-handicap like Dace.~
OthersFound $n takes great delight in informing $N that $E'll never be a 10-handicap like Dace.~
VictFound   $n takes great delight in informing you that you'll never be a 10-handicap like Dace.~
CharAuto    You make a hole-in-one and win the coveted green jacket.  Dace will be -so- jealous.~
OthersAuto  $n makes a hole-in-one and wins the coveted green jacket.  Dace will be -so- jealous.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        goose~
CharNoArg   You honk like a goose!~
OthersNoArg It dawns on you that $n looks a lot like a goose.~
CharFound   You goose $N!~
OthersFound $n attempts to goose $N!  Uh oh...~
VictFound   $n gooses you and then runs away giggling!~
CharAuto    You try to hatch a goose egg.~
OthersAuto  $n nonchalantly sits on a goose egg and waits patiently.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        gratz~
CharNoArg   You congratulate everyone!~
OthersNoArg $n gives everyone a hearty congratulations!~
CharFound   You congratulate $N with a big slap on $S back!~
OthersFound $n congratulates $N with a big hearty slap on the back!~
VictFound   $n congratulates you with a big slap on your back!~
CharAuto    You want to congratulate yourself?  You must be an egomaniac!~
OthersAuto  $n congratulates $mself.  What a goof!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        greet~
CharNoArg   You wave and say 'hello all, how fare thee on this fine day?'~
OthersNoArg $n greets you with a pleasant smile.~
CharFound   You warmly greet $N, saying 'Well met, $N! How fare thee, on this fine day?'~
OthersFound $n greets $N warmly.~
VictFound   $n smiles at you and says 'How fare thee on this fine day, $N?'~
CharAuto    You greet yourself.  Feeling schizophrenic, are we?~
OthersAuto  $n greets $mself.  $e must be -really- lonely.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        grimace~
CharNoArg   You contort your face in disgust.~
OthersNoArg $n grimaces in disgust.~
CharFound   You grimace in disgust at $M.~
OthersFound $n grimaces in disgust at $N.~
VictFound   $n grimaces in disgust at you.~
CharAuto    You grimace at yourself in disgust.~
OthersAuto  $n grimaces at $mself in disgust.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        grin~
CharNoArg   You grin evilly.~
OthersNoArg $n grins evilly.~
CharFound   You grin evilly at $N.~
OthersFound $n grins evilly at $N.~
VictFound   $n grins evilly at you.  Hmmm.  Better keep your distance.~
CharAuto    You grin at yourself. You must be getting very bad thoughts.~
OthersAuto  $n grins at $mself. You must wonder what's in $s mind.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        grind~
CharNoArg   You grind your teeth in frustration.~
OthersNoArg $n grinds $s teeth in frustration.~
CharFound   You grind your teeth in anger at $M.~
OthersFound $n grinds $s teeth in anger at $N.~
VictFound   $n grinds $s teeth in anger at you.~
CharAuto    You grind your teeth in frustration of your stupid mistake.~
OthersAuto  $n grinds $s teeth in frustration of $s mistake.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        groan~
CharNoArg   You groan loudly.~
OthersNoArg $n groans loudly.~
CharFound   You groan at the sight of $M.~
OthersFound $n groans at the sight of $N.~
VictFound   $n groans at the sight of you.~
CharAuto    You groan as you realize what you have done.~
OthersAuto  $n groans as $e realizes what $e has done.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        groove~
CharNoArg   You groove to the music.~
OthersNoArg $n grooves to the music.~
CharFound   You show $N how to groove on the dance floor.~
OthersFound $n shows $N how to groove on the dance floor.~
VictFound   $n shows you how to groove on the dance floor.~
CharAuto    You walk to the dance floor and show everyone how it's done!~
OthersAuto  $n walks to the dance floor and shows you how it's done!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        grope~
CharNoArg   Whom do you wish to grope?~
OthersNoArg $n wants to grope someone - RUN!~
CharFound   Well, what sort of noise do you expect here?~
OthersFound $n gropes $N.~
VictFound   $n gropes you.~
CharAuto    You grope yourself - YUCK.~
OthersAuto  $n gropes $mself - YUCK.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        grovel~
CharNoArg   You grovel in the dirt.~
OthersNoArg $n grovels in the dirt.~
CharFound   You grovel before $M.~
OthersFound $n grovels in the dirt before $N.~
VictFound   $n grovels in the dirt before you.~
CharAuto    That seems a little silly to me.~
OthersAuto  $n grovels to someone who isn't there.  And you thought -you- were strange?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        growl~
CharNoArg   Grrrrrrrrrr...~
OthersNoArg $n growls.~
CharFound   Grrrrrrrrrr...  Take that, $N!~
OthersFound $n growls at $N.  Better leave the room before the fighting starts.~
VictFound   $n growls at you.  Hey, two can play it that way!~
CharAuto    You growl at yourself.  Boy, do you feel bitter!~
OthersAuto  $n growls at $mself.  This could get interesting...~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        grr~
CharNoArg   You exclaim 'Grr baby, very grr!'~
OthersNoArg $n exclaims 'Grr baby, very grr!'~
CharFound   You give $N a sly look and say 'Grr!'~
OthersFound $n gives $N a sly look and says 'Grr!'~
VictFound   $n gives you a sly look and says 'Grr!'~
CharAuto    You say 'I put the grr in swinger baby!'~
OthersAuto  $n says 'I put the grr in swinger baby!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        grumble~
CharNoArg   You grumble.~
OthersNoArg $n grumbles.~
CharFound   You grumble to $M.~
OthersFound $n grumbles to $N.~
VictFound   $n grumbles to you.~
CharAuto    You grumble under your breath.~
OthersAuto  $n grumbles under $s breath.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        grunt~
CharNoArg   GRNNNHTTTT!~
OthersNoArg $n grunts like a pig.~
CharFound   GRNNNHTTTT!~
OthersFound $n grunts to $N.  What a pig!~
VictFound   $n grunts to you.  What a pig!~
CharAuto    GRNNNHTTTT!~
OthersAuto  $n grunts to nobody in particular.  What a pig!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        guerrero~
CharNoArg   You enter AZ and ask sleazily if any Mamacitas want some of your Latino Heat.~
OthersNoArg $n enters AZ and asks sleazily if any Mamacitas want some of $s Latino Heat.~
CharFound   You climb the top turnbuckle and yell in a Mexican accent "I'm feeling froggy!" before destroying $N with the Latino Heat Frog Splash.~
OthersFound $n climbs the top turnbuckle and yells in a Mexican accent "I'm feeling froggy!" before destroying $N with the Latino Heat Frog Splash.~
VictFound   $n climbs the top turnbuckle and yells in a Mexican accent "I'm feeling froggy!" before destroying you with the Latino Heat Frog Splash.~
CharAuto    You ask all the Gringos if they can stand your Latino Heat.~
OthersAuto  $n asks all the Gringos if they can stand $s Latino Heat.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        guitar~
CharNoArg   You do some totally awesome air guitar with your hands.~
OthersNoArg $n does some totally awesome air guitar with $s hands.~
CharFound   You play a wicked air guitar solo for $N.  $E seems unimpressed.~
OthersFound $n plays a wicked air guitar solo for $N.  $E seems unimpressed.~
VictFound   $n plays a wicked air guitar solo for you.  You seem unimpressed.~
CharAuto    You get carpal tunnel syndrome from playing too much air guitar.~
OthersAuto  $n gets carpal tunnel syndrome from playing too much air guitar.  And you thought -you- had problems?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        gully~
CharNoArg   You act like a gully dwarf and say 'Two. No more than two.'~
OthersNoArg $n acts like a gully dwarf and says 'Two. No more than two.'~
CharFound   You shove a dead, stiff lizard in $N's face, trying to cure $S cough.~
OthersFound $n shoves a dead, stiff lizard in $N's face, trying to cure $S cough.~
VictFound   $n shoves a dead, stiff lizard in your face, trying to cure your cough.~
CharAuto    You wave around a dead lizard and utter the mystic word 'neosporin'~
OthersAuto  $n waves around a dead lizard and utters the mystic word 'neosporin'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        gulp~
CharNoArg   You gulp and look around anxiously.~
OthersNoArg $n gulps and looks around anxiously.~
CharFound   You gulp at $N while $E stares intently at your throat.  Hmmm...~
OthersFound $n gulps at $N while $E stares intently at $s throat.  Hmmm...~
VictFound   $n gulps at you while you stare intently at $s throat.  Hmmm...~
CharAuto    You gulp down little white pills for your headache.  Wait, were those aspirin or cyanide?~
OthersAuto  $n gulps down some little white pills and begins to choke.  Anyone know the Heimlich Maneuver?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        gump~
CharNoArg   You say "My name is $n Gump...people call me $n Gump."~
OthersNoArg $n says "My name is $n Gump...people call me $n Gump."~
CharFound   You tell $N that life is like a box of chocolates...you never know what you're gonna get.~
OthersFound $n tells $N that life is like a box of chocolates...you never know what you're gonna get.~
VictFound   $n tells you that life is like a box of chocolates...you never know what you're gonna get.~
CharAuto    You tell JFK you really have to pee.~
OthersAuto  $n tells JFK $e really has to pee.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hah~
CharNoArg   You seem to get a laugh from something saying 'hah hah hah'.~
OthersNoArg $n seems to get a laugh from something saying 'hah hah hah'.~
CharFound   You seem to get a laugh from $N saying 'hah hah hah'.~
OthersFound $n seems to get a laugh from $N saying 'hah hah hah'.~
VictFound   $n seems to get a laugh from you saying 'hah hah hah'.~
CharAuto    You seem to get a laugh from yourself saying 'hah hah hah'.~
OthersAuto  $n seems to get a laugh from $mself saying 'hah hah hah'.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hair~
CharNoArg   You run your fingers through your hair.~
OthersNoArg $n runs $s fingers through $s hair, how vain!~
CharFound   You run your fingers through $N's hair.~
OthersFound $n runs $s fingers through $N's hair, how sweet.~
VictFound   $n runs $s fingers through your hair soothingly.~
CharAuto    Having a bad hair day?~
OthersAuto  $n seems to be having a bad hair day.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hakuna~
CharNoArg   You sing 'Hakuna Matata, it means no worries for the rest of your days...'~
OthersNoArg $n sings 'Hakuna Matata, it means no worries for the rest of your days...'~
CharFound   You tell $N 'Hakuna Matata, it means no worries.'~
OthersFound $n tells $N 'Hakuna Matata, it means no worries.'~
VictFound   $n tells you 'Hakuna Matata, it means no worries.'~
CharAuto    You sing 'Hakuna...'~
OthersAuto  $n sings 'Hakuna...'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        halo~
CharNoArg   An aura of heavenly light in a form of a ring appears above your head.~
OthersNoArg An aura of heavenly light in a form of a ring appears above $n's head.~
CharFound   You place a halo on the top of $N's head.~
OthersFound $n places a halo on the top of $N's head.~
VictFound   $n places a halo on top of your head.~
CharAuto    You adjust the halo on your head.~
OthersAuto  $n adjusts the halo on top of $s head.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        handkiss~
CharNoArg   Kiss whose hand?~
OthersNoArg $n seeks a hand to kiss.  If you don't want cooties, don't let it be yours.~
CharFound   You kiss $s hand. How continental!~
OthersFound $n kisses $N's hand... How continental!~
VictFound   $n kisses your hand, now isn't that sweet?~
CharAuto    You kiss your own hand. Wowie.~
OthersAuto  $n kisses $s own hand. You wonder why.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        happosai~
CharNoArg   You bound into AZ with a sack full of stolen womens undergarments screaming 'What a haul! What a haul!'~
OthersNoArg $n bounds into AZ with a sack full of stolen womens undergarments screaming 'What a haul! What a haul!'~
CharFound   You jump into $N's chest, grab $S breasts and say 'Oh my dear sweet $N! How lovely you are!'~
OthersFound $n jumps into $N's chest, grabs $S breasts and says 'Oh my dear sweet $N! How lovely you are!'~
VictFound   $n jumps into your chest, grabs your breasts and says 'Oh my dear sweet $N! How lovely you are!'~
CharAuto    Noticing your missing stash, you look to the heavens and cry 'My Panties! Why?! Why?! Why?!'~
OthersAuto  Noticing $s missing stash, $n looks to the heavens and cries 'My Panties! Why?! Why?! Why?!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        happy~
CharNoArg   You look happy!  *SMILE*~
OthersNoArg $n Looks happy!  Awww whatta chum!~
CharFound   You force $N to yell 'HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY!!'~
OthersFound $n forces $N to yell 'HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY!!'~
VictFound   $n forces you to yell 'HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY!!!'~
CharAuto    You yell 'HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY!!'~
OthersAuto  $n yells 'HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY!!'.  Don't mind $m, $e's a bit looney.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        harrison~
CharNoArg   You look at them all, see the love that's there sleeping...while your guitar gently weeps.~
OthersNoArg $n looks at you all, sees the love that's there sleeping...while $s guitar gently weeps.~
CharFound   You look at $N and think something in the way $E moves...attracts you like no other lover.~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and thinks something in the way $E moves...attracts $m like no other lover.~
VictFound   $n looks at you and thinks something in the way you move...attracts $m like no other lover.~
CharAuto    You sing sweetly "Here comes the sun...doo-de-doo-doo...here comes the sun..and I say...it's alright."~
OthersAuto  $n sings sweetly "Here comes the sun...doo-de-doo-doo...here comes the sun..and I say...it's alright."~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hay~
CharNoArg   You look around the room and ask everyone 'How are you?'~
OthersNoArg $n looks around the room and asks everyone 'How are you?'~
CharFound   You look at $N and ask 'How are you?'~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and asks 'How are you?'~
VictFound   $n looks at you and asks 'How are you?'~
CharAuto    You ask yourself how you're doing.  Hearing voices again?~
OthersAuto  $n asks $mself how $e's doing.  You wonder how it would feel if you lost your mind too.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hbk~
CharNoArg   You enter AZ, "Sexy Boy" playing over the speakers, and let everyone know that you are the Icon, the Main Eventa, the Show Stoppa, the Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels!~
OthersNoArg $n enters AZ, "Sexy Boy" playing over the speakers, and lets everyone know that $e is the Icon, the Main Eventa, the Show Stoppa, the Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels!~
CharFound   You pulverize $N with the Back Suplex and turn out $S lights with some Sweet Chin Music.~
OthersFound $n pulverizes $N with the Back Suplex and turns out $S lights with some Sweet Chin Music.~
VictFound   $n pulverizes you with the Back Suplex and turns out your lights with some Sweet Chin Music.~
CharAuto    You remind everyone how it works around here--they'll make the rules and you'll break 'em!~
OthersAuto  $n reminds everyone how it works around here--they'll make the rules and $e'll break 'em!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hclose~
CharNoArg   You look for someone to hold real close...~
OthersNoArg $n is looking for someone to hold tight. Volunteers?~
CharFound   You hold $M in a tight embrace.~
OthersFound $n holds $N real close to $m.~
VictFound   $n locks you against $m in a warm embrace.~
CharAuto    You wrap your arms around yourself. Getting lonely are we?~
OthersAuto  $n wraps $m arms around $m.  Must be feeling lonely.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        headache~
CharNoArg   You have a headache.~
OthersNoArg $n has a headache.~
CharFound   You are getting a headache from $M.~
OthersFound $n is getting a headache from $N.~
VictFound   $n is getting a headache from you.~
CharAuto    You have a headache and want some quiet.~
OthersAuto  $n seems to have a headache.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        headbang~
CharNoArg   You yell "Bang the head that does not bang!"~
OthersNoArg $n yells 'Bang the head that does not bang!'~
CharFound   You join $N in the mosh pit and bang your heads together.~
OthersFound $n joins $N in the mosh pit and bangs their heads together.~
VictFound   $n joins you in the mosh pit and bangs your heads together.~
CharAuto    You bang your head and play a wicked air guitar solo!~
OthersAuto  $n bangs $s head and plays a wicked air guitar solo!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        heal~
CharNoArg   You start yelling for a heal!~
OthersNoArg $n yells 'Hey, how about a heal?  I'm DYING here!'~
CharFound   You start yelling at $N for a heal!~
OthersFound $n yells 'Hey $N, how about a heal?  I'm DYING here!'~
VictFound   $n yells 'Hey $N, how about a heal?  I'm DYING here!'~
CharAuto    You start yelling for a heal!~
OthersAuto  $n yells 'Hey, how about a heal?  I'm DYING here!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        heck~
CharNoArg   You say 'The heck with it!'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'The heck with it!'~
CharFound   You say 'The heck with it!' to $N.~
OthersFound $n says 'The heck with it!' to $N.~
VictFound   $n says 'The heck with it!' to you.~
CharAuto    You say loudly 'Darn it to heck!'~
OthersAuto  $n says loudly 'Darn it to heck!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        heh~
CharNoArg   You seem to get a laugh from something saying 'heh heh heh'.~
OthersNoArg $n seems to get a laugh from something saying 'heh heh heh'.~
CharFound   You seem to get a laugh from $N saying 'heh heh heh'.~
OthersFound $n seems to get a laugh from $N saying 'heh heh heh'.~
VictFound   $n seems to get a laugh from you saying 'heh heh heh'.~
CharAuto    You seem to get a laugh from yourself saying 'heh heh heh'.~
OthersAuto  $n seems to get a laugh from $mself saying 'heh heh heh'.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hella~
CharNoArg   You act like Cartman and say 'That is like hella cool!'~
OthersNoArg $n acts like Cartman and says 'That is like hella cool!'~
CharFound   You say to $N 'That is hella sweet!'~
OthersFound $n says to $N 'That is hella sweet!'~
VictFound   $n says to you 'That is hella sweet!'~
CharAuto    You scream to Cartman 'Stop saying hella!  You sound like a retard!'~
OthersAuto  $n screams to Cartman 'Stop saying hella!  You sound like a retard!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hello~
CharNoArg   You say hello to everyone in the room.~
OthersNoArg $n says hello to everyone in the room.~
CharFound   You tell $M how truly glad you are to see $M.~
OthersFound $n tells $N 'Hi!'~
VictFound   $n tells you how truly glad $e is that you are here.~
CharAuto    You greet yourself enthusiastically.~
OthersAuto  $n greets $mself enthusiastically.  How odd.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hendrix~
CharNoArg   You play a magnificent version of "The Star Spangled Banner" then burn your guitar.~
OthersNoArg $n plays a magnificent version of "The Star Spangled Banner" then burns $s guitar.~
CharFound   You say to $N "You've got to be all mine--all mine...Foxy Lady!"~
OthersFound $n says to $N "You've got to be all mine--all mine...Foxy Lady!"~
VictFound   $n says to you "You've got to be all mine--all mine...Foxy Lady!"~
CharAuto    You gaze into the starry sky and sing softly "Fly on my sweet angel...forever I will be by your side."~
OthersAuto  $n gazes into the starry sky and sings softly "Fly on my sweet angel...forever I will be by your side."~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hercules~
CharNoArg   You strut around, acting like Hercules.~
OthersNoArg $n struts around, acting like $e is Hercules.~
CharFound   You pose for $N, acting like you are Hercules.~
OthersFound $n poses for $N, acting like $e is Hercules.~
VictFound   $n poses for you, acting like $e is Hercules.~
CharAuto    You think you are Hercules!~
OthersAuto  $n seems to think $e's Hercules.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hey~
CharNoArg   You say 'Hey, hey, hey!  It's Fat Albert...'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Hey, hey, hey!  It's Fat Albert...'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hfive~
CharNoArg   You jump into the air and attempt to give no one a high five, and land flat on your face!  Ouch!~
OthersNoArg $n jumps in the air attempting to give an invisible person a high five!  Whatta fool!~
CharFound   You jump into the air and give $N a MEGA high five!  Woo hoo!~
OthersFound $n jumps into the air and gives $N a MEGA high five!~
VictFound   $n jumps into the air and gives you a MEGA high five!  Woo hoo!~
CharAuto    You jump into the air, and perform the ever exciting triple flip, half twist, piked, high five with yourself!~
OthersAuto  $n jumps into the air, and for the lack of anything else to do, high fives itself!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hhand~
CharNoArg   You want to hold hands with someone, but who?~
CharFound   You hold hands with $N.~
OthersFound $n and $N start holding hands.  Awwww aren't they cute?~
VictFound   $n holds hands with you.~
CharAuto    You want to hold hands with someone, but who?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hhh~
CharNoArg   You enter AZ, Motorhead playing in the background, and remind everyone that It's Time To Play The Game.~
OthersNoArg $n enters AZ, Motorhead playing in the background, and reminds everyone that It's Time To Play The Game.~
CharFound   You nail $N with a Reverse NeckBreaker and knock $M out with the Pedigree.~
OthersFound $n nails $N with a Reverse NeckBreaker and knocks $M out with the Pedigree.~
VictFound   $n nails you with a Reverse NeckBreaker and knocks you out with the Pedigree.~
CharAuto    You let everyone know that you ARE The Game because you're That...Damn...Good.~
OthersAuto  $n lets everyone know that $e is The Game because $e's That...Damn...Good.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hiccup~
CharNoArg   You hiccup loudly.~
OthersNoArg $n hiccups loudly.~
CharFound   You hiccup loudly at $S.  How rude!~
OthersFound $n hiccups at $n.  How rude!~
VictFound   $n hiccups at you.  How rude!~
CharAuto    You hiccup to yourself.  How musical.~
OthersAuto  $n hiccups to $mself.  How musical.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hint~
CharNoArg   You say 'Hint...  Hint...'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Hint...  Hint...'~
CharFound   You wink at $N and say 'Hint...  Hint...'~
OthersFound $n winks at $N and says 'Hint...  Hint...'~
VictFound   $n winks at you and says 'Hint...  Hint...'~
CharAuto    You finish the crossword puzzle because you look at the hints.~
OthersAuto  $n finishes the crossword puzzle because $e looks at the hints.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hiss~
CharNoArg   You bare your teeth and hiss spitefully.~
OthersNoArg $n bares $s teeth and hisses spitefully.~
CharFound   You hiss spitefully at $N through bared teeth.~
OthersFound $n hisses spitefully at $N through bared teeth.~
VictFound   $n hisses spitefully at you through bared teeth.~
CharAuto    You bare your teeth and hiss spitefully.~
OthersAuto  $n bares $s teeth and hisses spitefully.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hiton~
CharNoArg   Whom do you wish to hit on?~
OthersNoArg $n wants to hit on someone.  Are you feeling desperate?~
CharFound   You openly hit on $N.~
OthersFound $n openly hits on $N.~
VictFound   $n openly hits on you.  You may have a winner!~
CharAuto    You practice your hitting skills on yourself.  You sly dog!~
OthersAuto  $n looks as if $e is hitting on $mself.  Can we say desperate?!?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hmmm~
CharNoArg   You Hmmm out loud.~
OthersNoArg $n thinks 'Hmmm.'~
CharFound   You gaze thoughtfully at $M and say 'Hmmm.'~
OthersFound $n gazes thoughtfully at $N and says 'Hmmm.'~
VictFound   $n gazes thoughtfully at you and says 'Hmmm.'~
CharAuto    You Hmmm out loud.~
OthersAuto  $n thinks 'Hmmm.'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hnesocials~
CharNoArg   You look at hnesocials and see:

  ____________________________________________________________________________ 

 |                                                                            |

 | This is a collection of socials by stock SMAUG and Haslage Net Electronics |

 |                                                                            |

 | Sorted and assembled by:    Garinan (Andrew) and Darryl Stewart            |

 | Converted to SMAUG format:  Yakkov (Christopher Aaron Haslage)             |

 |                                                                            |

 |               Thanks to all whom made socials, they look great!            |

 |    HNEsocials.dat [Copyright (C) 1999 Haslage Net Electronics] 09/15/99    |

 |____________________________________________________________________________|~
OthersNoArg $n looks at the social hnesocials...~
CharFound   Huh?  This action is not supported.~
OthersFound Huh?  This action is not supported.~
VictFound   Huh?  This action is not supported.~
CharAuto    Huh?  This action is not supported.~
OthersAuto  Huh?  This action is not supported.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hockey~
CharNoArg   You take a cannonading slapshot.  Garinan would be proud.~
OthersNoArg $n takes a cannonading slapshot.  Garinan would be proud.~
CharFound   You level $N with a thunderous bodycheck just like Garinan taught you.~
OthersFound $n levels $N with a thunderous bodycheck just like Garinan taught $m.~
VictFound   $n levels you with a thunderous bodycheck just like Garinan taught $m.~
CharAuto    You make a scintillating toe save.  Not as well as Garinan would have done it, of course, but keep trying.~
OthersAuto  $n makes a scintillating toe save.  Not as well as Garinan would have done it, of course, but $e should keep trying.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hogan~
CharNoArg   You yell "Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you, brudda?"~
OthersNoArg $n yells "Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you, brudda?"~
CharFound   You batter $N with the Big Boot to the Face and put $M away with the Legdrop O' Doom.~
OthersFound $n batters $N with the Big Boot to the Face and puts $M away with the Legdrop O' Doom.~
VictFound   $n batters you with the Big Boot to the Face and puts you away with the Legdrop O' Doom.~
CharAuto    You cup your hand to your ear, inciting the crowd to cheer louder, as "Real American" blasts over the loudspeakers.~
OthersAuto  $n cups $s hand to $s ear, inciting the crowd to cheer louder, as "Real American" blasts over the loudspeakers.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        holdup~
CharNoArg   You say 'Hold up for a second.'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Hold up for a second.'~
CharFound   You say 'This is a stick-up.  Hold your hands high!'~
OthersFound $n says 'This is a stick-up.  Hold your hands high!'~
VictFound   $n says 'This is a stick-up.  Hold your hands high!'~
CharAuto    You freeze after someone says 'Hold up for a second.'~
OthersAuto  $n freezes after someone says 'Hold up for a second.'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        holly~
CharNoArg   You sneer arrogantly and yell "It's time to NUT up or SHUT up!"~
OthersNoArg $n sneers arrogantly and yells "It's time to NUT up or SHUT up!"~
CharFound   You smack $N in the head with a steel chair and PowerBomb $M through a wooden table.~
OthersFound $n smacks $N in the head with a steel chair and PowerBombs $M through a wooden table.~
VictFound   $n smacks you in the head with a steel chair and PowerBombs you through a wooden table.~
CharAuto    You think you are the true superheavyweight in AZ.~
OthersAuto  $n thinks $e is the true superheavyweight in AZ.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        homage~
CharNoArg   You look around for someone to pay homage to.~
OthersNoArg $n looks around for someone to pay homage to.~
CharFound   You pay homage to $N.~
OthersFound $n pays homage to $N.~
VictFound   $n acknowledges your superiority.~
CharAuto    You look for someone to proclaim your superior.~
OthersAuto  $n looks around for someone to pay homage to.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        homer~
CharNoArg   MMmmMMmmMMmm Doughnuts...~
OthersNoArg $n drools, and says 'MMmmMMmmMMmm Doughnuts...'~
CharFound   You grab $M by the throat and scream "Why you little..."~
OthersFound $n grabs $N by the throat and screams "Why you little..."~
VictFound   $n grabs you by the throat and screams "Why you little..."~
CharAuto    You say 'Look at me, I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy land! I live in a gumdrop house on Lollypop Lane!"~
OthersAuto  $n says 'Look at me, I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy land! I live in a gumdrop house on Lollypop Lane!"~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        honey~
CharNoArg   You say 'Honey, I am home!'.~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Honey, I am home!'.~
CharFound   You say 'Honey, I am home!' to $M.~
OthersFound $n says 'Honey, I am home!' to $N.~
VictFound   $n says 'Honey, I am home!' to you.~
CharAuto    You say 'Honey, I am home!' to yourself.  Boy, you are lonely.~
OthersAuto  $n is a very, very lonely person.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        honk~
CharNoArg   You pull out a huge hankie and honk your nose loudly.~
OthersNoArg $n pulls out a huge hankie and honks $s nose loudly.~
CharFound   You pull out a large hankie and honk your nose at $N.~
OthersFound $n pulls out a large hankie and honks $s nose at $N.~
VictFound   $n pulls out a large hankie and honks $s nose at you.~
CharAuto    You want to honk yourself?  Sounds illegal.~
OthersAuto  $n tries to honk $mself.  I'd be leery of $n.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        honky~
CharNoArg   You're the Honky Tonk Man...you're cool, you're cocky, you're bad!~
OthersNoArg $n's the Honky Tonk Man...$e's cool, $e's cocky, $e's bad!~
CharFound   You play another of your Greatest Hits on $N's head with your guitar.~
OthersFound $n plays another of $s Greatest Hits on $N's head with $s guitar.~
VictFound   $n plays another of $s Greatest Hits on your head with $s guitar.~
CharAuto    You think you're the greatest InterContinental Champion of -all- time.~
OthersAuto  $n thinks $e's the greatest InterContinental Champion of -all- time.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hop~
CharNoArg   You hop around like a little kid.~
OthersNoArg $n hops around like a little kid.~
CharFound   You are hopping mad at $N.~
OthersFound $n is hopping mad at $N.~
VictFound   $n is hopping mad at you.~
CharAuto    You are hopping mad.~
OthersAuto  $n is hopping mad.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hoser~
CharNoArg   You think 'Where can I get some beer and back bacon, eh?'~
OthersNoArg $n is thinking that $e is a real hoser.~
CharFound   You point out that $N has all the characteristics of a hoser!~
OthersFound $n screams out '$N is a hoser, eh!'~
VictFound   $n yells out to you, 'Hey!  Pass the beer and back bacon, eh?  We got hosers in here!'~
CharAuto    You say to yourself 'Boy am I a hoser.'~
OthersAuto  $n proudly proclaims $mself to be a hoser.  Now if $e could just find the bottle opener?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hourglass~
CharNoArg   You turn over your hourglass as you realize time keeps slipping through your hands.~
OthersNoArg $n turns over $s hourglass as $e realizes time keeps slipping through $s hands.~
CharFound   You show $N your hourglass and remind $M that $S time is running out.~
OthersFound $n shows $N $s hourglass and reminds $M that $S time is running out.~
VictFound   $n shows you $s hourglass and reminds you that your time is running out.~
CharAuto    You start dreaming of women with hourglass figures--pleasant dreams! :)~
OthersAuto  $n starts dreaming of women with hourglass figures--nice to know someone's having good dreams, eh? :)~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        how~
CharNoArg   You ask 'How?'~
OthersNoArg $n asks 'How?'~
CharFound   You ask $N 'How?'~
OthersFound $n asks $N 'How?'~
VictFound   $n asks you 'How?'~
CharAuto    You ask yourself 'How could this happen to me?'~
OthersAuto  $n asks $mself 'How could this happen to me?'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hrm~
CharNoArg   You hrm.  Hrm.~
OthersNoArg You hear $n hrm.~
CharFound   You hrm in the direction of $N.  Hrm!~
OthersFound $n hrms at $N, $e isn't too normal.~
VictFound   $n hrms in your general direction.  Is that normal?~
CharAuto    You hrm yourself into submission.~
OthersAuto  $n hrms quietly, $e must be in deep thought.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hrmies~
CharNoArg   You ponder the situation and say 'Hrmies...'~
OthersNoArg $n ponders the situation and says 'Hrmies...'~
CharFound   You ponder the words of $N and mutter 'Hrmies...'~
OthersFound $n ponders the words of $N and mutters 'Hrmies...'~
VictFound   $n ponders the words that you said and mutters 'Hrmies...'~
CharAuto    You concentrate deeply with a muttered 'Hrmies...'~
OthersAuto  $n concentrates deeply with a muttered 'Hrmies...'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hshake~
CharNoArg   Your hands start shaking.~
OthersNoArg $n hands start to shake.~
CharFound   You shake $S hand.~
OthersFound $n shakes $N's hand.~
VictFound   $n shakes your hand.~
CharAuto    You shake your own hand.~
OthersAuto  $n starts shaking $s own hand, $e is very lonely.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hthink~
CharNoArg   You close your eyes and think happy thoughts.~
OthersNoArg $n closes $s eyes and starts muttering happy thoughts, happy thoughts.~
CharFound   You pat $N on $S back and say 'Remember, happy thoughts.'~
OthersFound $n pats $N on $S back and says 'Remember, Happy Thoughts.  Think of your happy place.'~
VictFound   $n reminds you to think 'Happy Thoughts!'~
CharAuto    You look around with a goofy smile and mutter 'Must think Happy Thoughts.'~
OthersAuto  $n is wandering around with a goofy look on $s face whispering 'Happy Thoughts' to no one in particular.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hug~
CharNoArg   Hug whom?~
OthersNoArg $n wants to hug someone.  Why not you?~
CharFound   You hug $M.~
OthersFound $n hugs $N.~
VictFound   $n hugs you.~
CharAuto    You hug yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n hugs $mself in a vain attempt to get friendship.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        huggles~
CharNoArg   Huggles whom?~
OthersNoArg $n wants to huggles someone.  What is a huggle?~
CharFound   You huggles $M.~
OthersFound $n huggles $N.~
VictFound   $n huggles you.~
CharAuto    You give yourself a big huggle.~
OthersAuto  $n gives $mself a big huggle.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hum~
CharNoArg   Hmm...  Hmm...  Hmm...  Hmmmmmmm...~
OthersNoArg $n hums like a bee with a chest cold.~
CharFound   You hum a little ditty for $M.  Hmm...  Hmm...  Hmm...  Hmmmmmm...~
OthersFound $n hums a little ditty for $N.  Hmm...  Hmm...  Hmm...  Hmmmmmm...~
VictFound   $n hums a little ditty for you.  Hmm...  Hmm...  Hmm...  Hmmmmmm...~
CharAuto    Hmm...  Hmm...  Hmmmmmmm...~
OthersAuto  $n hums like a bee with a chest cold.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hump~
CharNoArg   You are being perverted like Malum and looking for something to hump.~
OthersNoArg $n is being perverted like Malum and looking for something to hump.~
CharFound   You lift your leg and begin humping $N's leg--poor $M!~
OthersFound $n lifts $s leg and begins humping $N's leg--poor $M!~
VictFound   $n lifts $s leg and begins humping your leg--poor you!~
CharAuto    You want to hump everything in sight.  Malum taught you well, didn't he?~
OthersAuto  $n wants to hump everything in sight.  Malum taught $m well, didn't he?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        hurricane~
CharNoArg   You enter AZ, heroic music playing in the background, and issue a warning--"Stand back!  There's a Hurricane coming through!"~
OthersNoArg $n enters AZ, heroic music playing in the background, and issues a warning--"Stand back!  There's a Hurricane coming through!"~
CharFound   You look at citizen $N, see that $E has no superpowers, isn't heroic, and doesn't wear a cape, and you wonder "Wassupwitdat?"~
OthersFound $n looks at citizen $N, sees that $E has no superpowers, isn't heroic, and doesn't wear a cape, and $e wonders "Wassupwitdat?"~
VictFound   $n looks at you, sees that you have no superpowers, aren't heroic, and don't wear a cape, and $e wonders "Wassupwitdat?"~
CharAuto    You remind everyone that through howling winds and pouring rain, all evil shall fear the Hurricane!~
OthersAuto  $n reminds everyone that through howling winds and pouring rain, all evil shall fear the Hurricane!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        ick~
CharNoArg   You go 'ick!'~
OthersNoArg $n goes 'ick!'~
CharFound   You 'ick!' at $M.~
OthersFound $n goes 'ick!' at $N.~
VictFound   $n goes 'ick!' at you.~
CharAuto    You go 'ick!'~
OthersAuto  $n goes 'ick!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        immwhine~
CharNoArg   You whine like the baby you are.. You should be slain..~
OthersNoArg $n whines 'I wanna be a mortal again... I wanna pkill... I...'~
CharFound   You whine like the baby you are.. You should be slain..~
OthersFound $n whines at you, 'I wanna be a mortal again... I wanna pkill... I...'~
VictFound   $n whines at $N, 'I wanna be a mortal again... I wanna pkill... I...'~
CharAuto    You whine like the baby you are.. You should be slain..~
OthersAuto  $n whines at $mself, 'I wanna be a mortal again... I wanna pkill... I...'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        impact~
CharNoArg   You say "That's not just the coolest...that's not just the best...that's from Calgary...Alberta, Canada...and that, my friends, is Justin Credible!"~
OthersNoArg $n says "That's not just the coolest...that's not just the best...that's from Calgary...Alberta, Canada...and that, my friends, is Justin Credible!"~
CharFound   You rock $N's world with the Justin Credible piledriver.~
OthersFound $n rocks $N's world with the Justin Credible piledriver.~
VictFound   $n rocks your world with the Justin Credible piledriver.~
CharAuto    You are THE Hardcore Icon and TRULY an Impact Player.~
OthersAuto  $n is THE Hardcore Icon and TRULY an Impact Player.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        innocent~
CharNoArg   You do your best to look utterly innocent.~
OthersNoArg $n looks innocently about $mself.~
CharFound   You do your best to convince $N of your innocence.~
OthersFound $n does $s best to convince $N of $s innocence.~
VictFound   $n gives you the most innocent look you have ever seen.~
CharAuto    You try to convince yourself of your innocence.~
OthersAuto  $n does $s best to prove $s innocence to all, especially $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        isee~
CharNoArg   You say 'Ahhh...  I see.'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Ahhh...  I see.'~
CharFound   You say to $N 'Ahhh...  I see.'~
OthersFound $n says to $N 'Ahhh...  I see.'~
VictFound   $n says to you 'Ahhh...  I see.'~
CharAuto    You think 'To see or not to see...  That is the question...'~
OthersAuto  $n thinks quietly to $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        iwhistle~
CharNoArg   You whistle innocently.~
OthersNoArg $n whistles innocently.~
CharFound   You whistle innocently, hoping $E won't suspect you.~
OthersFound $n whistles innocently, trying to prove $s innocence to $N.~
VictFound   $n whistles innocently, trying to prove $s innocence to you.~
CharAuto    You whistle innocently at.. yourself?!?~
OthersAuto  $n whistle innocently at.. $mself?!?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        j/k~
CharNoArg   You are just kidding.~
OthersNoArg $n is just kidding.~
CharFound   You are kidding around with $M.~
OthersFound $n is kidding around with $N.~
VictFound   $n is kidding around with you.~
CharAuto    You are kidding around with your other personaltiy.~
OthersAuto  $n is kidding around with $s other personality.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        jake~
CharNoArg   You fix everyone with an eerie smirk and whisper "Trust me."~
OthersNoArg $n fixes everyone with an eerie smirk and whispers "Trust me."~
CharFound   You hammer $N with a Short ClothesLine and plant $M with the DDT.~
OthersFound $n hammers $N with a Short ClothesLine and plants $M with the DDT.~
VictFound   $n hammers you with a Short ClothesLine and plants you with the DDT.~
CharAuto    You pull your snake, Damien, out of its bag, terrifying everyone.~
OthersAuto  $n pulls $s snake, Damien, out of its bag, terrifying everyone.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        jealous~
CharNoArg   You are jealous.~
OthersNoArg $n is jealous.~
CharFound   You are jealous of $N for stealing your love.~
OthersFound $n is jealous of $N for stealing $s love.~
VictFound   $n is jealous of you for stealing $s love.~
CharAuto    You are jealous of your own studliness.~
OthersAuto  $n is jealous of $mself, what a dork.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        jericho~
CharNoArg   You ask everyone to Please...Shut...THE HELL...UP or they will Never, E-E-EVER be the same again!~
OthersNoArg $n asks everyone to Please...Shut...THE HELL...UP or they will Never, E-E-EVER be the same again!~
CharFound   You incapacitate $N with a LionSault and disable $M with the Walls Of Jericho.~
OthersFound $n incapacitates $N with a LionSault and disables $M with the Walls Of Jericho.~
VictFound   $n incapacitates you with a LionSault and disables you with the Walls Of Jericho.~
CharAuto    You are the Ayatollah of Rock and Rollah and one Bad Mamma Jamma!~
OthersAuto  $n is the Ayatollah of Rock and Rollah and one Bad Mamma Jamma!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        jest~
CharNoArg   You smirk at nothing, and say 'Just kidding!'.  Time to log off?~
OthersNoArg $n smirks at nothing, and says 'Just kidding!'.  Time for $m to log off.~
CharFound   You smirk at $N, and say 'Just kidding!'~
OthersFound $n smirks at $N, and says 'Just kidding!'~
VictFound   $n smirks at you, and says 'Just kidding!'~
CharAuto    You smirk at yourself, and say 'Just kidding!'.  By Thoric, you've lost it.~
OthersAuto  $n smirks at $mself, and says 'Just kidding!'.  By Thoric, $e has lost it.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        jk~
CharNoArg   You're just kidding.~
OthersNoArg $n is just kidding.~
CharFound   You tell $N that you're just kidding.~
OthersFound $n tells $N that $e's just kidding.~
VictFound   $n tells you that $e's just kidding.~
CharAuto    You say 'Just kidding.'~
OthersAuto  $n says 'Just kidding.'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        joeperry~
CharNoArg   You took the time...to feel for the door...you walked through darkness...kept hitting the walls...you took the time...to feel for the door...you found the secret...the key to it all! ~
OthersNoArg $n took the time...to feel for the door...$e walked through darkness...kept hitting the walls...$e took the time...to feel for the door...$e found the secret...the key to it all! ~
CharFound   You tell $N when $E's shit outta luck, there's just one thing to do and that's...walk on down.~
OthersFound $n tells $N when $E's shit outta luck, there's just one thing to do and that's...walk on down.~
VictFound   $n tells you when you're shit outta luck, there's just one thing to do and that's...walk on down.~
CharAuto    You sing "bright light fright...bright light fright...bright light fright; girl, gimme the night...I got the sunrise blues..I can't find my shoes...the only thing on TV is the good morning news!"~
OthersAuto  $n sings "bright light fright...bright light fright...bright light fright; girl, gimme the night...I got the sunrise blues..I can't find my shoes...the only thing on TV is the good morning news!"~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        jr~
CharNoArg   You greet the fans and announce "We're gonna have a real slobberknocker here tonight, folks!"~
OthersNoArg $n greets the fans and announces "We're gonna have a real slobberknocker here tonight, folks!"~
CharFound   You scream "Austin, Austin, Austin!" as $N takes down $S opponent with a Lou Thesz Press.~
OthersFound $n screams "Austin, Austin, Austin!" as $N takes down $S opponent with a Lou Thesz Press.~
VictFound   $n screams "Austin, Austin, Austin!" as you take down your opponent with a Lou Thesz Press.~
CharAuto    As an angry combatant makes an "unscheduled" appearance, you say "Business is damn sure about to pick up!"~
OthersAuto  As an angry combatant makes an "unscheduled" appearance, $n says "Business is damn sure about to pick up!"~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        juggle~
CharNoArg   You whip out your flaming torches and begin juggling them madly before the group of awed onlookers!~
OthersNoArg $n whips out $s flaming torches and begins to juggle them.  Wow.  What skill, what grace!~
CharFound   You whip out your flaming torches and begin to juggle for $N.  Won't $E think you're great NOW?  ~
OthersFound $n whips out a bunch of flaming torches to begin $s juggling act.  You wonder if this room is non-flammable. Hmmm.~
VictFound   $n gets a crazy look in $s eyes as $e pulls out some flaming torches and begins to juggle.  You look around for a fire-extinguisher.~
CharAuto    Feeling very proud of yourself, you begin to juggle three VERY sharp swords.  No one can beat you now.  NO ONE.  Muhahahaha...~
OthersAuto  $n pulls out some VERY sharp swords and begins to juggle them with a crazed look in $s eyes.  Maybe its time to leave... ~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        jump~
CharNoArg   You jump high in the air and land on your feet.~
OthersNoArg $n jumps high in the air and lands on $s feet.~
CharFound   You sing 'Might as well jump.  Go ahead and jump.  Jump!'~
OthersFound $n sings 'Might as well jump.  Go ahead and jump.  Jump!'~
VictFound   $n sings 'Might as well jump.  Go ahead and jump.  Jump!'~
CharAuto    You say 'Did you know Jump was sung by Van Halen in 1984?'~
OthersAuto  $n says 'Did you know Jump was sung by Van Halen in 1984?'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        kame-ha-maha~
CharNoArg   You pull your arms to your side and power up.~
OthersNoArg $n pulls $s arms to $s side and powers up.~
CharFound   You shout 'Kame-ha-meha' and fire a blast of energy at $M.~
OthersFound $n shouts 'Kame-ha-meha' and fires a blast of energy at $N.~
VictFound   $n shouts "kame-ha-meha' and fires a blast of energy at you.~
CharAuto    You are hit by a blast of energy and fade into the other dimension.~
OthersAuto  $n is hit by a blast of energy and fades into the other dimension.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        kane~
CharNoArg   Through hellfire and brimstone, you enter AZ, in search of an opponent to destroy.~
OthersNoArg Through hellfire and brimstone, $n enters AZ, in search of an opponent to destroy.~
CharFound   You take $N down with a Flying ClothesLine and plant $M with the Tombstone Piledriver.~
OthersFound $n takes $N down with a Flying ClothesLine and plants $M with the Tombstone Piledriver.~
VictFound   $n takes you down with a Flying ClothesLine and plants you with the Tombstone Piledriver.~
CharAuto    Raising your arms shoulder-high in victory, you suddenly lower them to your side, causing flames to shoot skyward from the four turnbuckles.~
OthersAuto  Raising $s arms shoulder-high in victory, $n suddenly lowers them to $s side, causing flames to shoot skyward from the four turnbuckles.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        kanyon~
CharNoArg   You enter AZ, asking rhetorically "Who betta than Kanyon?"~
OthersNoArg $n enters AZ, asking rhetorically "Who betta than Kanyon?"~
CharFound   You stun $N with the Kanyon Cutter and put $M away with the I'm Betta Than You.~
OthersFound $n stuns $N with the Kanyon Cutter and puts $M away with the I'm Betta Than You.~
VictFound   $n stuns you with the Kanyon Cutter and puts you away with the I'm Betta Than You.~
CharAuto    You remind everyone that you're the MVP of AZ.~
OthersAuto  $n reminds everyone that $e's the MVP of AZ.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        kaoken~
CharNoArg   You yell "kao-ken times 5!" and a red shield forms around your body.~
OthersNoArg $n yells "kao-ken times 5!" and a red shield forms around $s body.~
CharFound   You teach $M the ways of the Kao-ken attack.~
OthersFound $n teaches $N the ways of the Kao-ken attack.~
VictFound   $n teaches you the ways of the Keo-ken attack.~
CharAuto    You yell "Kao-ken times 50!" and powers up intensly with a large red shield.~
OthersAuto  $n yells "Kao-ken times 50!" and powers up intensly with a large red shield.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        keitarou~
CharNoArg   You enter the AZ hot spring without realizing that the ladies are bathing, and are severely beaten.~
OthersNoArg $n enters the AZ hot spring without realizing that the ladies are bathing, and is severely beaten.~
CharFound   You try to explain your perverted actions to $N but end up with your face in $S chest.~
OthersFound $n tries to explain $s perverted actions to $N but ends up with $s face in $N's chest.~
VictFound   $n tries to explain $s perverted actions to you but ends up with $s face in your chest.~
CharAuto    You dream of reaching Toudai and fulfilling your promise.~
OthersAuto  $n is rambling about reaching Toudai and fulfilling $s promise.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        kenny~
CharNoArg   You shout 'Oh my God! They killed Kenny! You bastards!'~
OthersNoArg $n shouts 'Oh my God! They killed Kenny! You bastards!'~
CharFound   You shout 'Oh my God! They killed $N! You bastards!'~
OthersFound $n shouts 'Oh my God! They killed $N! You bastards!'~
VictFound   $n shouts 'Oh my God! They killed $N! You bastards!'~
CharAuto    You shout 'Oh my God! I killed Kenny! I am a bastard!'~
OthersAuto  $n shouts 'Oh my God! I killed Kenny! I am a bastard!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        kewl~
CharNoArg   You exclaim 'Kewl!'~
OthersNoArg $n exclaims 'Kewl!'~
CharFound   You exclaim 'Kewl!' to $M.~
OthersFound $n exclaims 'Kewl!' to $N.~
VictFound   $n exclaims 'Kewl!' to you.~
CharAuto    You say 'Everything is kewl...  Time to chill.'~
OthersAuto  $n says 'Everything is kewl...  Time to chill.'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        keyboard~
CharNoArg   You fall asleep on your keyboardmngfuibt~
OthersNoArg $n falls asleep on $s keyboardmngfuibt~
CharFound   You thwap $M across the head with your keyboard.  hehehe.~
OthersFound $n thwaps $N across the head with $s keyboard.  hehehe.~
VictFound   $n thwaps you across the head with $s keyboard.  Ouch!~
CharAuto    You announce that your keyboard is to blame for this atrocity.~
OthersAuto  $n announce that it was the fault of $s keyboard.  Yeah right.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        kiss~
CharNoArg   Isn't there someone you want to kiss?~
OthersNoArg $n puckers up waiting for a kiss.~
CharFound   You kiss $M.~
OthersFound $n kisses $N.~
VictFound   $n kisses you.~
CharAuto    All the lonely people.  *FROWN*~
OthersAuto  $n is feeling lonely.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        kitchie~
CharNoArg   You make a funny face and say 'kitchie kitchie koo'.~
OthersNoArg $n makes a funny face and says 'kitchie kitchie koo'.~
CharFound   You tickle $N saying 'kitchie kitchie koo'.~
OthersFound $n tickles $N saying 'kitchie kitchie koo'.~
VictFound   $n tickles you saying 'kitchie kitchie koo'.~
CharAuto    You say 'kitchie kitchie koo' to yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n says 'kitchie kitchie koo' to $mself.  How...odd.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        kitten~
CharNoArg   You meow like a kitten.~
OthersNoArg $n meows like a kitten.~
CharFound   You love $N's little kitten.  Awwww.~
OthersFound $n loves $N's little kitten.  Awwww.~
VictFound   $n loves your little kitten.  Awwww.~
CharAuto    You think that you are a cute little kitten.  Meeeeow.~
OthersAuto  $n thinks $e is a cute little kitten.  Meeeeow.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        kitty~
CharNoArg   You meow in a friendly tone and bat your paws in a playful manner.~
OthersNoArg $n meows in a friendly tone and bats $s paws in a playful manner.~
CharFound   You stroke $N's fur and, like a good kitty should, $E purrs happily.~
OthersFound $n strokes $N's fur and, like a good kitty should, $E purrs happily.~
VictFound   $n strokes your fur and, like a good kitty should, you purr happily.~
CharAuto    You lick your fur clean and go off to chase mice and birds.~
OthersAuto  $n licks $s fur clean and goes off to chase mice and birds.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        kkong~
CharNoArg   You beat your chest and moan like the animal you are!~
OthersNoArg $n beats $s chest and reveals $s true animal nature.~
CharFound   You beat your chest to show $N what a brute you are!~
OthersFound $n swings from a vine and beats $s chest to impress $N.~
VictFound   $n jumps from vine to vine pounding $s chest in some ancient mating ritual.~
CharAuto    You pound your chest to practice courting.~
OthersAuto  $n beats $s chest to practice for an upcoming mating ritual.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        kneel~
CharNoArg   You kneel down.~
OthersNoArg $n kneels down.~
CharFound   You kneel before $N.~
OthersFound $n kneels before $N.~
VictFound   $n kneels before you.~
CharAuto    You drop to your knees.~
OthersAuto  $n kneels down.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        kratas~
CharNoArg   You start muttering about evil mortals and smiting.~
OthersNoArg $n starts muttering about evil mortals and how $e wants to smite them all.~
CharFound   You mutter about mortals to $N and get ready to smite $M.~
OthersFound $n mutters about evil mortals and prepares to smite $N!~
VictFound   $n mutters about evil mortals like yourself and gets ready to smite you!~
CharAuto    Hooooooommmm-hoommmmmmm.~
OthersAuto  $n hoom-homs, just like Kratas!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        krule~
CharNoArg   You completely zone out and idle for a while. Kinda like Krule.~
OthersNoArg $n completely zones out and idles for a while. Kinda like Krule.~
CharFound   You complain to $N about being bored, like Krule does.~
OthersFound $n complains to $N about being bored, like Krule does.~
VictFound   $n complains to you about being bored, like Krule does.~
CharAuto    You beg for free stuff, just like Krule!~
OthersAuto  $n begs for free stuff, just like Krule!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        lag~
CharNoArg   You complain about the terrible lag.~
OthersNoArg $n starts complaining about the terrible lag.~
CharFound   You complain to $N about the terrible lag.~
OthersFound $n complains to $N about the terrible lag.~
VictFound   $n complains to you about the terrible lag.~
CharAuto    You start muttering about the awful lag.~
OthersAuto  $n starts muttering about the awful lag.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        lalala~
CharNoArg   You try to sing. Best you can manage is 'la la la'.~
OthersNoArg $n goes 'la la la'~
CharFound   You croon to $N 'la la la'.~
OthersFound $n croons to $N 'la la la'.~
VictFound   $n croons to you 'la la la'.~
CharAuto    You want to 'la la la' yourself?~
OthersAuto  $n 'la la las' $mself.  Okay, whatever.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        lap~
CharNoArg   You look around for a cuddly lap to climb into~
OthersNoArg $n is looking around for a cuddly lap to climb into.~
CharFound   You climb into $N's lap and cuddle up with $M.~
OthersFound $n climbs into $N's lap and cuddles up with $M.~
VictFound   $n climbs into your lap and cuddles up with you. ~
CharAuto    You try to climb into your own lap and cuddle with yourself.  Are you lonely?~
OthersAuto  $n looks awful funny trying to crawl up into her own lap and cuddle.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        laterz~
CharNoArg   You say 'Laterz!'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Laterz!'~
CharFound   You say 'Laterz!' to $N.~
OthersFound $n says 'Laterz!' to $N.~
VictFound   $n says 'Laterz!' to you.~
CharAuto    You pop a Now and Later in your mouth and chew loudly.~
OthersAuto  $n puts a Now and Later in $s mouth and chews loudly.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        laugh~
CharNoArg   You laugh.~
OthersNoArg $n laughs.~
CharFound   You laugh at $N mercilessly.~
OthersFound $n laughs at $N mercilessly.~
VictFound   $n laughs at you mercilessly.  Hmmmmph.~
CharAuto    You laugh at yourself.  I would, too.~
OthersAuto  $n laughs at $mself.  Let's all join in!!!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        lawler~
CharNoArg   You enter AZ, "Pictures From An Exhibition" playing in the background, and announce "It takes a King to know a King and I'm The King!"~
OthersNoArg $n enters AZ, "Pictures From An Exhibition" playing in the background, and announces "It takes a King to know a King and I'm The King!"~
CharFound   You tell $N "If only you were a bit smarter, you'd realize how stupid you sound!"~
OthersFound $n says to $N "I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass!"~
VictFound   $n says to you "I'm not your type.  I'm not inflatable!"~
CharAuto    You stare at the barely-covered female bodies around you and exclaim "Puppies!  Ah, it's good to be the King!"~
OthersAuto  $n stares at the barely-covered female bodies around $m and exclaims "Puppies!  Ah, it's good to be the King!"~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        leak~
CharNoArg   You take a leak on the ground.~
OthersNoArg $n takes a leak on the ground.~
CharFound   You take a leak on $N's leg.~
OthersFound $n takes a leak on $N's leg.~
VictFound   $n takes a leak on your leg.~
CharAuto    You take a leak into the wind. Oops!~
OthersAuto  $n takes a leak into the wind. Eww...~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        leer~
CharNoArg   You begin to leer at nothing in particular.~
OthersNoArg $n leers around $m. ~
CharFound   You leer at $N with pure contempt.~
OthersFound $n leers at $N unabashedly.~
VictFound   $n makes $N feel vulnerable with $s unabashed leer.~
CharAuto    You leer at yourself and think 'Mmmmmmm, I look good!'~
OthersAuto  $n leers at $mself and smiles.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        lennon~
CharNoArg   You remind people that Instant Karma's gonna get them.~
OthersNoArg $n reminds people that Instant Karma's gonna get them.~
CharFound   You remind $N that life is what happens to $M while $E's busy making other plans.~
OthersFound $n reminds $N that life is what happens to $M while $E's busy making other plans.~
VictFound   $n reminds you that life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.~
CharAuto    You remind everyone that a working class hero is something to be.~
OthersAuto  $n reminds everyone that a working class hero is something to be.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        lick~
CharNoArg   You lick your lips and smile.~
OthersNoArg $n licks $s lips and smiles.~
CharFound   You lick $M.~
OthersFound $n licks $N.~
VictFound   $n licks you.~
CharAuto    You lick yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n licks $mself - YUCK.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        licketh~
CharNoArg   You lick everyone and say 'Thou hast been licketh.'~
OthersNoArg $n licks you and says 'Thou hast been licketh.'~
CharFound   You lick $N and say 'Thou hast been licketh.'~
OthersFound $n licks $N and says 'Thou hast been licketh.'~
VictFound   $n licks you and says 'Thou hast been licketh.'~
CharAuto    You lick yourself and say 'I hast been licketh.'~
OthersAuto  $n licks $mself and says 'I hast been licketh.'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        lkiss~
CharNoArg   Give whom a long kiss?~
OthersNoArg $n puckers up, looks like $e wants a kiss.~
CharFound   You give $N a long and passionate kiss, it seems to take forever...~
OthersFound $n gives $N a long and passionate kiss, it seems to take forever...~
VictFound   $n gives you a long and passionate kiss, it seems to take forever...~
CharAuto    You make out with your hand.~
OthersAuto  $n appears to be making out with $s hand, ewww...~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        loan~
CharNoArg   You put your hand in your pocket to find some spare change.~
OthersNoArg $n puts $s hand in $s pockets to find some spare change.~
CharFound   You search $N's pants for a quick loan.~
OthersFound $n searches $N's pants for a quick loan.~
VictFound   $n searches your pants for a quick loan.~
CharAuto    You complain because you need another loan.~
OthersAuto  $n complains because $e needs another loan.  Someone needs a job!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        lol~
CharNoArg   You laugh out loud.~
OthersNoArg $n laughs out loud.~
CharFound   You laugh out loud at $N.~
OthersFound $n laughs out loud at $N.~
VictFound   $n laughs out loud at you.~
CharAuto    You laugh out loud in a very evil way.~
OthersAuto  $n laughs out loud evilly, must be an inside joke.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        loom~
CharNoArg   You loom menacingly.  Few are impressed.~
OthersNoArg $n looms menacingly.  Ooh, the fear.~
CharFound   You loom menacingly over $N, intimidating $M slightly.~
OthersFound $n looms menacingly over $N.  You remain unimpressed.~
VictFound   $n looms menacingly over you.  Ooooooo.~
CharAuto    Now stop that.  Self-loomination is impossible.~
OthersAuto  $n attempts to loom himself.  Can you say insane?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        loser~
CharNoArg   You make a 'L' with your index finger and thumb indicating someone is a 'Loser'.~
OthersNoArg $n makes a 'L' with $s index finger and thumb indicating someone is a 'Loser'.~
CharFound   You make a 'L' with your index finger and thumb indicating is a 'Loser'.~
OthersFound $n makes a 'L' with $s index finger and thumb indicating $N is a 'Loser'.~
VictFound   $n makes a 'L' with $s index finger and thumb indicating that you are a 'Loser'.~
CharAuto    You are discusted at how much of a loser you are.~
OthersAuto  $n is contiplating $s own self worth.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        love~
CharNoArg   You love the whole world.~
OthersNoArg $n loves everybody in the world.~
CharFound   You tell your true feelings to $N.~
OthersFound $n whispers softly to $N.~
VictFound   $n whispers to you sweet words of love.~
CharAuto    Well, we already know you love yourself (lucky someone does!)~
OthersAuto  $n loves $mself, can you believe it?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        lust~
CharNoArg   You are getting lusty feelings!~
OthersNoArg $n looks around lustily.~
CharFound   You stare lustily at $N.~
OthersFound $n stares lustily at $N.~
VictFound   $n stares lustily at you.~
CharAuto    You stare lustily at...  Yourself!?!~
OthersAuto  $n looks $mself up and down lustily.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        mad~
CharNoArg   A crazed look of insanity spreads slowly over your face.~
OthersNoArg A crazed look of insanity spreads slowly over $n's face.~
CharFound   You turn to $N and posit 'You're quite mad, you know?'~
OthersFound $n inquires of $N as to whether $E is aware that $E is mentally ill.~
VictFound   $n inquires of you as to whether you are aware that you are mentally ill.~
CharAuto    If you think you're crazy now, wait till you figure out you're talking to yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n mulls $s own ill mental health.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        maim~
CharNoArg   Who do you want to maim?~
OthersNoArg $n is looking for someone to maim.~
CharFound   You maim $M with your dull fingernails.~
OthersFound $n raises $s hand and tries to maim $N to pieces.~
VictFound   $n raises $s hand and paws at you.  You've been maimed!~
CharAuto    You maim yourself with your dull fingernails.~
OthersAuto  $n raises $s hand and maims $mself to pieces.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        manners~
CharNoArg   You wonder where people get their manners from these days.~
OthersNoArg $n wonders where people get their manners from these days.~
CharFound   You wonder where $N learned $S manners.~
OthersFound $n wonders where $N learned $S manners.~
VictFound   $n wonders where you learned your manners.~
CharAuto    You mind your manners.~
OthersAuto  $n minds $s manners.  Now if we could only teach him to put the toilet seat down.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        mario~
CharNoArg   You eat a Magic Mushroom and instantly double in size!~
OthersNoArg $n eats a Magic Mushroom and instantly doubles in size!~
CharFound   You pluck a Fire Flower and hit $N with fireballs!~
OthersFound $n plucks a Fire Flower and hits $N with fireballs!~
VictFound   $n plucks a Fire Flower and hits you with fireballs!~
CharAuto    You catch a Super Star and invincibly mow down everything in your path!~
OthersAuto  $n catches a Super Star and invincibly mows down everything in $s path!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        marshmallow~
CharNoArg   $n looks around fer a nice, fat, squishy, MARSHMALLOW to stick in $s hot chocolate!~
OthersNoArg $n looks around fer a nice, fat, squishy, MARSHMALLOW to stick in $s hot chocolate!~
CharFound   You point at $N and pinching $S widdle, cute cheek, say 'Mmm you look as scrumptious as a marshmallow!'~
OthersFound $n thinks $N looks like a widdle, cute, marshmallow!  Don't you agree?  Awwwww...~
VictFound   $n points at you and pinches your widdle, cute cheek, and says 'Mmm you look as scrumptious as a marshmallow!'~
CharAuto    You wrap your body up into a little ball and dive into the hot chocolate yelling, 'Marshmallows away!'~
OthersAuto  $n wraps $s body up into a little ball and dives into the hot chocolate yelling, 'Marshmallows away!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        massage~
CharNoArg   Massage what?  Thin air?~
OthersNoArg $n looks for someone to massage.  Feeling stressed?~
CharFound   You gently massage $N's shoulders.~
OthersFound $n massages $N's shoulders.~
VictFound   $n gently massages your shoulders.  Ahhhhhhhhhh...~
CharAuto    You practice yoga as you try to massage yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n gives a show on yoga positions, trying to massage $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        mcdonalds~
CharNoArg   You say "Who wants to try my Big Mac?  Billions and billions served--and satisfied, baby!" in a sleazy voice.~
OthersNoArg $n says "Who wants to try my Big Mac?  Billions and billions served--and satisfied, baby!" in a sleazy voice.~
CharFound   You ask $N "Do you want fries with that?" as you continue slaving away at your no-hope-of-promotion career-killing "job".~
OthersFound $n asks $N "Do you want fries with that?" as $e continues slaving away at $s no-hope-of-promotion career-killing "job".~
VictFound   $n asks you "Do you want fries with that?" as $e continues slaving away at $s no-hope-of-promotion career-killing "job".~
CharAuto    You want to wear a red afro wig, white clown makeup with red paint on your nose, and a garish red-and-yellow jumpsuit?  You kinky bastard, you!~
OthersAuto  $n wants to wear a red afro wig, white clown makeup with red paint on $s nose, and a garish red-and-yellow jumpsuit.  Kinky bastard, ain't he?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        mcfly~
CharNoArg   You say sternly "-Nobody- calls me chicken."~
OthersNoArg $n says sternly "-Nobody- calls me chicken."~
CharFound   You say to $N "Whoa Doc, this is heavy."~
OthersFound $n says to $N "Whoa Doc, this is heavy."~
VictFound   $n says to you "Whoa Doc, this is heavy."~
CharAuto    You climb into your DeLorean, accelerate to 88 mph, and break the time barrier.~
OthersAuto  $n climbs into $s DeLorean, accelerates to 88 mph, and breaks the time barrier.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        mcmahon~
CharNoArg   As you enter AZ, your fans show their love for you by greeting you by name, "Asshole...Asshole..."~
OthersNoArg As $n enters AZ, $s fans show their love for $m by greeting $m by name, "Asshole...Asshole..."~
CharFound   You remind $N that McMahon 3:16 says "I've got the brass to fire your ass!"~
OthersFound $n reminds $N that McMahon 3:16 says "$e's got the brass to fire $S ass!"~
VictFound   $n reminds you that McMahon 3:16 says "$e's got the brass to fire your ass!"~
CharAuto    As you leave AZ, your fans bid you a fond farewell by singing "Na Na, Na Na Na Na, Oh Hell Yeah, Goodbye..."~
OthersAuto  As $n leaves AZ, $s fans bid $m a fond farewell by singing "Na Na, Na Na Na Na, Oh Hell Yeah, Goodbye..."~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        mean~
CharNoArg   You look meaner than a junkyard dog!~
OthersNoArg $n looks meaner than a junkyard dog!~
CharFound   You give $N the meanest look $E has ever seen!~
OthersFound $n gives $N the meanest look $E has ever seen!~
VictFound   $n gives you the meanest look you have ever seen!~
CharAuto    You give yourself a mean look.~
OthersAuto  $n looks at $mself meanly.  What's eating $m anyway?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        melt~
CharNoArg   Your heart begins to melt as you think of someone special.~
OthersNoArg $n begins to melt before your very eyes.~
CharFound   You have melted into $S arms!~
OthersFound $n appears to melt into $N's arms!  Must be love...~
VictFound   $n melts at the thought of you!~
CharAuto    You begin to melt.~
OthersAuto  $n is ranting like a lunatic.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        men~
CharNoArg   You throw your hands in the air and say 'BAH!  Do men even think?!'~
OthersNoArg $n wonders why men were ever invented.~
CharFound   You give $N an understanding look and say 'At least they're good for opening jars.'~
OthersFound $n commiserates with $N about the existence of men.~
VictFound   $n says 'Men should come with warning labels!' to you.~
CharAuto    You wish you could trade men for EQ.~
OthersAuto  $n wishes $e could trade men for EQ.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        meow~
CharNoArg   You meow like a kitty cat.~
OthersNoArg $n meows.  What's $e going to do next, wash $mself with $s tongue?~
CharFound   You meow at $M, hoping $E will give you some milk.~
OthersFound $n meows at $N, hoping $E will give $m some milk. ~
VictFound   $n meows at you.  Maybe $e wants some milk.~
CharAuto    You meow like a kitty cat.~
OthersAuto  $n meows like a kitty cat.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        metallica~
CharNoArg   Now the world is gone, you're just one...~
OthersNoArg Now the world is gone, $n's just one...~
CharFound   You warn $N to judge not, lest $E be judged $Mself.~
OthersFound $n warns $N to judge not, lest $E be judged $Mself.~
VictFound   $n warns you to judge not, lest ye be judged yourself.~
CharAuto    You're off to find the hero of the day.~
OthersAuto  $n's off to find the hero of the day.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        metoo~
CharNoArg   You whine 'Me too...'~
OthersNoArg $n whines 'Me too...'~
CharFound   You whine to $N saying 'Me too...'~
OthersFound $n whines to $N saying 'Me too...'~
VictFound   $n whines to you saying 'Me too...'~
CharAuto    You wish they would pick you too.~
OthersAuto  A sad expression comes over $n's face.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        milk~
CharNoArg   You pour yourself a glass of cold creamy milk and drink it down.~
OthersNoArg $n pours $mself a glass of cold creamy milk and gulps it down.~
CharFound   You pour a glass of cold creamy milk for $N and give it to $M.~
OthersFound $n pours a glass of cold creamy milk and gives it to $N.~
VictFound   $n pours a glass of cold creamy milk and hands it to you.~
CharAuto    You hoist a glass of cold creamy milk and gulp it down.~
OthersAuto  $n hoists a glass of cold frothy milk and gulps it down.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        miss~
CharNoArg   Your heart pines for a special someone that you miss so much.  Awwww.~
OthersNoArg $n's heart pines for a special someone $e misses so much.  Awwwww.~
CharFound   You tell $N that your heart has been aching cuz you've missed $M so much.  Awww.~
OthersFound $n tells $N that $s heart has been aching cuz $e missed $M so much.  Awww.~
VictFound   $n tells you that $s heart has been aching cuz $e missed you so much.  Awww.~
CharAuto    You miss yourself? Okay...~
OthersAuto  $n misses $mself.  What an egotist, eh?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        mistletoe~
CharNoArg   You point at the mistletoe above your head, and pucker up.~
OthersNoArg $n points to the mistletoe above $s head, and puckers up.~
CharFound   You point to the mistletoe above $N's head, puckering up.~
OthersFound $n points to the mistletoe above $N's head, and puckers up.~
VictFound   $n points to the mistletoe above your head, puckering up.~
CharAuto    You point at the mistletoe above your head, and pucker up.~
OthersAuto  $n points to the mistletoe above $s head, and puckers up.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        mmm~
CharNoArg   You go 'MMmmMMmmMMmmMMmm.'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'MMmmMMmmMMmmMMmm.'~
CharFound   You go 'MMmmMMmmMMmmMMmm.'~
OthersFound $n says 'MMmmMMmmMMmmMMmm.'~
VictFound   $n thinks of you and says 'MMmmMMmmMMmmMMmm.'~
CharAuto    You think of yourself and go 'MMmmMMmmMMmmMMmm.'~
OthersAuto  $n thinks of $mself and says 'MMmmMMmmMMmmMMmm.'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        moan~
CharNoArg   You start to moan.~
OthersNoArg $n starts moaning.~
CharFound   You moan for the loss of $M.~
OthersFound $n moans for the loss of $N.~
VictFound   $n moans at the sight of you.  Hmmmm.~
CharAuto    You moan at yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n makes $mself moan.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        moi~
CharNoArg   You look demure and ask 'Moi?'~
OthersNoArg $n looks demure and asks 'Moi?'~
CharFound   You look at $N demurely and ask 'Moi?'~
OthersFound $n looks demurely at $N and asks 'Moi?'~
VictFound   $n looks at you demurely and asks 'Moi?'~
CharAuto    You love youself, don't you?~
OthersAuto  $n says 'Moi?' as $e asks who's the fairest of them all.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        molest~
CharNoArg   You announce that you, Malum, and Akutenshi have formed a group---The Infestation Of Molestation.~
OthersNoArg $n announces that $e, Malum, and Akutenshi have formed a group---The Infestation Of Molestation.~
CharFound   You go for the gold and molest $N's private parts--you'll do -anything- to get some, won't you?~
OthersFound $n goes for the gold and molests $N's private parts--$e'll do -anything- to get some, won't $e?~
VictFound   $n goes for the gold and molests your private parts--$e'll do -anything- to get some, won't $e?~
CharAuto    You can't get any so you decide to molest yourself--hope you're wearing protection!~
OthersAuto  $n can't get any so $e decides to molest $mself--hope $e's wearing protection!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        monkey~
CharNoArg   You run around looking for a tree to swing on...  Maybe a banana?~
OthersNoArg $n is looking for a tree to swing on...  Maybe a banana?~
CharFound   You climb all over $N like a love-struck monkey.~
OthersFound $n is climbing all over $N like a love-struck monkey.~
VictFound   $n climbs all over you like a love-struck monkey.~
CharAuto    You make a monkey out of yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n is making a monkey out of $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        mooch~
CharNoArg   You beg for money, weapons, coins.~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Spare change?'~
CharFound   You beg $N for money, weapons, coins.~
OthersFound $n begs $N for favors of the insidious type...~
VictFound   $n begs you for favors of the insidious type...~
CharAuto    You beg for money, weapons, coins.~
OthersAuto  $n says 'Spare change?'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        moocow~
CharNoArg   You make cow noises.  Mooooooooooooooooooo!~
OthersNoArg $n Mooooooooooooooooooooooooos like a cow.~
CharFound   You make cow noises at $M.  Mooooooooooooooooooo!~
OthersFound $n Mooooooooooooooooooooooooos like a cow at $N.~
VictFound   $n looks at you and Mooooooooooooooooooooooooos like a cow.~
CharAuto    You make cow noises.  Mooooooooooooooooooo!~
OthersAuto  $n Mooooooooooooooooooooooooos like a cow.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        moon~
CharNoArg   You howl at the moon.  Is that fur on your knuckles?~
OthersNoArg $n howls at the moon.  Is that fur on $s knuckles?~
CharFound   You howl at $N.  Feeling a little feral are we?~
OthersFound $n howls at $N.  Could be that $e is feeling a bit feral?~
VictFound   $n howls at you.  Could $e be feeling a bit feral?~
CharAuto    Howling to yourself?  The moon does seem a bit bright tonight...~
OthersAuto  $n is howling to $mself.  Must be a bright moon tonight...~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        morphin~
CharNoArg   You shout like Tommy, the white Power Ranger 'It's MORPHIN' Time!  White Tiger!'~
OthersNoArg $n shouts 'It's MORPHIN' Time!  White Tiger!'~
CharFound   You shout like Billy, the blue Power Ranger 'It's MORPHIN' Time!  Triceritops!'~
OthersFound $n shouts 'It's MORPHIN' Time!  Triceritops!'~
VictFound   $n shouts 'It's MORPHIN' Time!  Triceritops!'~
CharAuto    You shout like Kimberly, the pink Power Ranger 'It's MORPHIN' Time!  Pteradactyl!'~
OthersAuto  $n shouts 'It's MORPHIN' Time!  Pteradactyl!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        mrass~
CharNoArg   With your blond dreadlocked/braided hair and your shirt labelled "Mr. Ass", you enter AZ as "Ass Man" blares over the loudspeakers.~
OthersNoArg With $s blond dreadlocked/braided hair and $s shirt labelled "Mr. Ass", $n enters AZ as "Ass Man" blares over the loudspeakers.~
CharFound   You hammer $N with The One And Only and finish $M with the FameAsser.~
OthersFound $n hammers $N with The One And Only and finishes $M with the FameAsser.~
VictFound   $n hammers you with The One And Only and finishes you with the FameAsser.~
CharAuto    After another ass-tounding win, you shake your ass awhile before you drop your tights labelled "Badd Ass" and moon everyone.~
OthersAuto  After another ass-tounding win, $n shakes $s ass awhile before $e drops $s tights labelled "Badd Ass and moons everyone.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        mrbill~
CharNoArg   You scream 'Oh no...  Mr. Bill!'~
OthersNoArg $n screams 'Oh no...  Mr. Bill!'~
CharFound   You scream 'Oh no...  Mr. Bill!  Err...  $N!'~
OthersFound $n screams 'Oh no...  Mr. Bill!  Err...  $N!'~
VictFound   $n screams 'Oh no...  Mr. Bill!  Err...  $N!'~
CharAuto    You scream 'Mr. Bill!' as a one ton weight falls and flattens him.~
OthersAuto  $n screams 'Mr. Bill!' as a one ton weight falls and flattens him.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        mrperfect~
CharNoArg   You grin at everyone, flashing your impossibly white teeth, and say "Now that's what I call perfect."~
OthersNoArg $n grins at everyone, flashing $s impossibly white teeth, and says "Now that's what I call perfect."~
CharFound   You render $N perfectly motionless with the PerfectPlex.~
OthersFound $n renders $N perfectly motionless with the PerfectPlex.~
VictFound   $n renders you perfectly motionless with the PerfectPlex.~
CharAuto    You remind everyone that you are what you say you are--and that's perfect!~
OthersAuto  $n reminds everyone that $e is what $e says $e is--and that's perfect!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        muffin~
CharNoArg   You bite into a big warm muffin.  Yummy!~
OthersNoArg $n bites into a big warm muffin.  Yummy!~
CharFound   You give $N a big warm muffin.  Yummy!~
OthersFound $n gives $N a big warm muffin.  Yummy!~
VictFound   $n gives you a big warm muffin.  Yum!  Yum!  Yummy!~
CharAuto    You eat a warm sweet muffin.~
OthersAuto  $n says 'You ain't seen nothing til you're down on the muffin.'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        muhahaha~
CharNoArg   You laugh diabolically.  MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!~
OthersNoArg $n laughs diabolically.  MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!~
CharFound   You laugh at $M diabolically.  MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!~
OthersFound $n laughs at $N diabolically.  MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!~
VictFound   $n laughs at you diabolically.  MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!~
CharAuto    Muhaha at yourself?  Weird.  People might talk.~
OthersAuto  $n is devising a plan to rule the world...  Again.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        mumble~
CharNoArg   You mumble incoherently.~
OthersNoArg $n is mumbling under $s breath.~
CharFound   You mumble to $N, hoping $E will listen.~
OthersFound $n is mumbling something to $N.~
VictFound   $n looks right at you and starts mumbling.  Uh-oh.~
CharAuto    You mumble to yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n is mumbling something to $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        mutsumi~
CharNoArg   You exclaim 'Ara Ara' in surprise.~
OthersNoArg $n exclaims 'Ara Ara' in surprise.~
CharFound   You ask $N if $E'd like to join you in your kotatsu to eat some watermelon.~
OthersFound $n asks $N if $E'd like to join $m in $s kotatsu to eat some watermelon.~
VictFound   $n asks you if you'd like to join $m in $s kotatsu to eat some watermelon.~
CharAuto    You say 'Ara Ara' and faint.~
OthersAuto  $n says 'Ara Ara' then faints.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        mutter~
CharNoArg   You mutter distractedly.~
OthersNoArg $n mutters distractedly.~
CharFound   You mutter to yourself and shake your head at $M.~
OthersFound $n mutters distractedly and shakes $s head at $N.~
VictFound   $n mutters distractedly and shakes $s head at you.~
CharAuto    You mutter dithyrambically to yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n mutters at $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        nag~
CharNoArg   You feel nagged.~
OthersNoArg $n feels nagged.~
CharFound   You nag $N.  Nag $M like a hag!~
OthersFound $n nags $N.  Nags $M like a hag!~
VictFound   $n nags you.  Nags you like a hag!~
CharAuto    You want to nag yourself?  Whatever you say, man.~
OthersAuto  $n nags $mself and $e ain't horsin' around either.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        nail~
CharNoArg   You nibble nervously on your nails.~
OthersNoArg $n nibbles nervously on $s fingernails.~
CharFound   You nibble nervously on $S nails.~
OthersFound $n nibbles nervously on $N's fingernails.~
VictFound   $n nibbles nervously on your fingernails.  Yuck!~
CharAuto    You nibble nervously on your nails.~
OthersAuto  $n nibbles nervously on $s fingernails.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        naughty~
CharNoArg   You are feeling naughty.~
OthersNoArg $n is feeling naughty.~
CharFound   You want to be naughty with $M.~
OthersFound $n wants to be naughty with $N.~
VictFound   $n wants to be naughty with you.~
CharAuto    You feel naughty and want to be alone.~
OthersAuto  $n feels naughty, maybe you should leave.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        neck~
CharNoArg   You need blood, where is the closest neck?~
OthersNoArg $n stares directly at your neck.~
CharFound   You kiss $S neck over and over.~
OthersFound $n starts to whisper to $N.~
VictFound   $n is kissing your neck over and over.~
CharAuto    You really need a life.~
OthersAuto  $n is thinking about using a vaccum on $s neck, $e is very lonely.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        nevermind~
CharNoArg   You found it hard...it's hard to find...oh well, whatever, nevermind...~
OthersNoArg $n found it hard...it's hard to find...oh well, whatever, nevermind...~
CharFound   You tell $N that $E's the one...who likes all your pretty songs...and $E likes to sing along...and $E likes to shoot $S gun...but $E don't know what it means...don't know what it means and you say aahh.~
OthersFound $n tells $N that $E's the one...who likes all $s pretty songs...and $E likes to sing along...and $E likes to shoot $S gun...but $E don't know what it means...don't know what it means and $e says aahh.~
VictFound   $n tells you that you're the one...who likes all $s pretty songs...and you like to sing along...and you like to shoot your gun...but you don't know what it means...don't know what it means and $e says aahh.~
CharAuto    You'd rather be dead than cool...you don't know why.~
OthersAuto  $n'd rather be dead than cool...$e doesn't know why.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        nibble~
CharNoArg   Nibble on whom?~
OthersNoArg $n wants to nibble on someone's ear.  $e must think $e's Mike Tyson.~
CharFound   You nibble on $N's ear.~
OthersFound $n nibbles on $N's ear.~
VictFound   $n nibbles on your ear.~
CharAuto    You nibble on your OWN ear.~
OthersAuto  $n nibbles on $s OWN ear.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        nicotene~
CharNoArg   You look around for a cigarette.~
OthersNoArg $n seems to be having a nicotene fit.~
CharFound   You try and bum a smoke from $N.~
OthersFound $n begs $N for a cigarette. What a mooch!~
VictFound   $n wants one of your precious Marlboros.  Think $e deserves it?~
CharAuto    You fire up a Marlboro. Doncha feel better already?~
OthersAuto  $n lights a cigarette and offers you one.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        nirvana~
CharNoArg   You smell like teen spirit.~
OthersNoArg $n smells like teen spirit.~
CharFound   You ask $N to come as $E is.~
OthersFound $n asks $N to come as $E is.~
VictFound   $n asks you to come as you are.~
CharAuto    You think you're dumb or maybe just happy.~
OthersAuto  $n thinks $e's dumb or maybe just happy.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        nm~
CharNoArg   You say 'Nevermind'.~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Nevermind'.~
CharFound   You say 'Nevermind' to $M.~
OthersFound $n says 'Nevermind' to $N.~
VictFound   $n says 'Nevermind' to you.~
CharAuto    You say 'Nevermind' to yourself.  Do you feel okay?~
OthersAuto  $n says 'Nevermind' to $s other personality.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        nod~
CharNoArg   You nod.~
OthersNoArg $n nods.~
CharFound   You nod to $M.~
OthersFound $n nods in agreement with $N~
VictFound   $n nods in agreement with you.~
CharAuto    You nod solemnly.~
OthersAuto  $n nods solemnly.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        nog~
CharNoArg   You nog yourself!~
OthersNoArg $n nogs $sself.~
CharFound   You nog $N.~
OthersFound $n nogs $N.~
VictFound   $n nogs you.~
CharAuto    You nog yourself.  Prevert!~
OthersAuto  $n nogs $mself.  What a pervert!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        noogie~
CharNoArg   You noogie.~
OthersNoArg $n is in a noogie mood.  Watch out!~
CharFound   You grind your knuckles into the top of $N's head.~
OthersFound $n grinds $s knuckles into the top of $N's head.~
VictFound   $n grinds $s knuckles into the top of your head with glee.~
CharAuto    Doesn't that hurt?~
OthersAuto  $n grinds $s knuckles into $s head, oblivious to the pain.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        nope~
CharNoArg   You say 'Nope.'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Nope.'~
CharFound   You say 'Nope.' to $N.~
OthersFound $n says 'Nope.' to $N.~
VictFound   $n says 'Nope.' to you.~
CharAuto    You find an error and say 'Nope, that won't do.'~
OthersAuto  $n looks at something and says 'Nope, that won't do.'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        norm~
CharNoArg   You shout 'NORM!'~
OthersNoArg $n shouts 'NORM!'~
CharFound   You shout 'NORM!  Err...  $N!'~
OthersFound $n shouts 'NORM!  Err...  $N!'~
VictFound   $n shouts 'NORM!  Err...  $N!'~
CharAuto    You think to yourself 'I can be NORM, I know I can!'~
OthersAuto  $n thinks to $mself quietly about NORM!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        nose~
CharNoArg   You wiggle your nose.~
OthersNoArg $n wiggles $s nose.~
CharFound   You tweak $S nose.~
OthersFound $n tweaks $N's nose.~
VictFound   $n tweaks your nose.~
CharAuto    You tweak your own nose!~
OthersAuto  $n tweaks $s own nose!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        nowyouknow~
CharNoArg   You say 'Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.  G. I. Joe!'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.  G. I. Joe!'~
CharFound   You say 'Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.  G. I. Joe!' to $N.~
OthersFound $n says 'Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.  G. I. Joe!' to $N.~
VictFound   $n says 'Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.  G. I. Joe!' to you.~
CharAuto    You sing an old cartoon song to yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n breaks out and sings the theme to G. I. Joe, the cartoon.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        np~
CharNoArg   You say 'No problem!'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'No problem!'~
CharFound   You say 'No problem!' to $M.~
OthersFound $n says 'No problem!' to $N.~
VictFound   $n says 'No problem!' to you.~
CharAuto    You say 'I am ok, Hakuna Matata, No problems and No worries!' to yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n says 'Hakuna Matata, No problems and No worries!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        nsocial~
CharNoArg   You pray to the God's for a new social.~
OthersNoArg $n desperately begs for a new social.~
CharFound   You rant and rave to $M that you must have this new social!~
OthersFound $n screams at $N 'I have an idea for a new social. I must have it!'~
VictFound   $n screams at you 'I have an idea for a new social. I must have it!'~
CharAuto    Cheer up.  There's always emote!~
OthersAuto  $n weeps because the social $e wants doesn't exist.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        nudge~
CharNoArg   Nudge whom?~
OthersNoArg $n is looking for someone to nudge.  Keep your guard up.~
CharFound   You nudge $M.~
OthersFound $n nudges $N.~
VictFound   $n nudges you.~
CharAuto    You nudge yourself, for some strange reason.~
OthersAuto  $n nudges $mself, to keep $mself awake.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        null~
CharNoArg   You carefully put your (null) away.~
OthersNoArg $n carefully puts his (null) away.~
CharFound   You whip out your (null) and start playing with it.~
OthersFound $n whips out his (null) and starts playing with it while looking at $N.~
VictFound   $n whips out his (null) and starts playing with it while looking at you!~
CharAuto    You touch your (null) when nobody is looking.~
OthersAuto  $n touches his (null) when nobody is looking.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        nurse~
CharNoArg   You shout 'Hello Nurse!'~
OthersNoArg $n shouts 'Hello Nurse!'~
CharFound   You shout 'Hello Nurse!' at $M.~
OthersFound $n shouts 'Hello Nurse!' at $N.~
VictFound   $n shouts 'Hello Nurse!' at you.~
CharAuto    You need a nurse real bad!~
OthersAuto  $n needs a nurse real bad!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        nuts~
CharNoArg   You kick the air square in the nuts!~
OthersNoArg $n kicks the air square in the nuts! Was $e born that messed up?~
CharFound   You kick $N square in the nuts!~
OthersFound $n kicks $N square in the nuts! Run damnit before you're next!~
VictFound   $n kicks you square in the nuts! You feel like you're going to die!~
CharAuto    You kick youself square in the nuts!~
OthersAuto  $n kicks $mself square in the nuts! $e is really messed up!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        nuzzle~
CharNoArg   Nuzzle whom?~
OthersNoArg $n feels like nuzzling someone.  Up for a little necking?~
CharFound   You nuzzle $S neck softly.~
OthersFound $n softly nuzzles $N's neck.~
VictFound   $n softly nuzzles your neck.~
CharAuto    I'm sorry, friend, but that's impossible.~
OthersAuto  $n tries to nuzzle himself.  $e must be a contortionist.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        nwo~
CharNoArg   You enter AZ, playing along to everybody's favorite porno music using the World Title Belt as an air guitar, and remind everyone "When you're nWo, you're nWo 4 life!"~
OthersNoArg $n enters AZ, playing along to everybody's favorite porno music using the World Title Belt as an air guitar, and reminds everyone "When you're nWo, you're nWo 4 life!"~
CharFound   You rock $N with the JackKnife PowerBomb, hammer $M with the OutSider's Edge, and pound $M with the LegDrop O' Doom before spraypainting the letters "nWo" on $S fallen body with a can of black paint.~
OthersFound $n rocks $N with the JackKnife PowerBomb, hammers $M with the OutSider's Edge, and pounds $M with the LegDrop O' Doom before spraypainting the letters "nWo" on $S fallen body with a can of black paint.~
VictFound   $n rocks you with the JackKnife PowerBomb, hammers you with the OutSider's Edge, and pounds you with the LegDrop O' Doom before spraypainting the letters "nWo" on your fallen body with a can of black paint.~
CharAuto    You flash the WolfPac hand signal as you yell "The nWo is just too sweeeet!"~
OthersAuto  $n flashes the WolfPac hand signal as $e yells "The nWo is just too sweeeet!"~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        obvious~
CharNoArg   You survey the great unwashed surrounding you and declare "You should all be contestants on Jeopardy!  Special subject: The Flamin' Obvious!"~
OthersNoArg $n surveys the great unwashed surrounding $m and declares "You should all be contestants on Jeopardy!  Special subject: The Flamin' Obvious!"~
CharFound   You pronounce $N Captain Obvious and beg $M not to enlighten you further.~
OthersFound $n pronounces $N Captain Obvious and begs $M not to enlighten $m further.~
VictFound   $n pronounces you Captain Obvious and begs you not to enlighten $m further.~
CharAuto    You beat yourself up for missing the skill-testing question for the big money.  Relax...it wasn't THAT obvious...really.~
OthersAuto  $n starts talking to himself with a confused look on his face.  Obviously, what we have here is a failure to communicate.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        offspring~
CharNoArg   You think the kids aren't alright.~
OthersNoArg $n thinks the kids aren't alright.~
CharFound   You think $N's pretty fly...for a MUD guy.~
OthersFound $n thinks $N's pretty fly...for a MUD guy.~
VictFound   $n thinks you're pretty fly...for a MUD guy.~
CharAuto    You've got baggage of the emotional kind.~
OthersAuto  $n's got baggage of the emotional kind.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        ogle~
CharNoArg   Whom do you want to ogle?~
OthersNoArg $n looks around, ogling everyone.~
CharFound   You ogle $M like $E was a piece of meat.~
OthersFound $n ogles $N.  Maybe you should leave them alone for awhile?~
VictFound   $n ogles you.  Guess what $e is thinking about?~
CharAuto    You ogle yourself.  You may just be too weird for this mud.~
OthersAuto  $n ogles $mself.  Better hope that $e stops there.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        ohmygosh~
CharNoArg   You scream 'Oh my gosh!  What is that on your shoulder!?!'~
OthersNoArg $n screams 'Oh my gosh!  What is that on your shoulder!?!'~
CharFound   You scream 'Oh my gosh!  It is $N!' and hug $M.~
OthersFound $n screams 'Oh my gosh!  It is $N!' and hugs $N.~
VictFound   $n screams 'Oh my gosh!  It is $N!' and hugs you.~
CharAuto    You say 'Oh my gosh!  I have been up way too long...'~
OthersAuto  $n says 'Oh my gosh!  I have been up way too long...'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        ohno~
CharNoArg   Oh no!  You did it again!~
OthersNoArg Oh no!  $n did it again!~
CharFound   You exclaim to $M 'Oh no!  I did it again!'~
OthersFound $n exclaims to $N 'Oh no!  I did it again!'~
VictFound   $n exclaims to you 'Oh no!  I did it again!'~
CharAuto    You exclaim to yourself 'Oh no!  I did it again!'~
OthersAuto  $n exclaims to $mself 'Oh no!  I did it again!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        oink~
CharNoArg   Ooooooink!  You're such a pig!~
OthersNoArg $n is acting like a pig!~
CharFound   You look at $N and bellow 'Oooooink!'~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and bellows 'Ooooink!'~
VictFound   $n looks at you and bellows 'Ooooink!', $e must think you are a pig!~
CharAuto    You start thinking that you are acting like a pig, stop that!~
OthersAuto  $n thinks that $e is acting like a pig!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        ok~
CharNoArg   You make an OK signal with your fingers.~
OthersNoArg $n makes and OK signal with $s fingers.~
CharFound   You make an OK signal with your fingers at $M.~
OthersFound $n makes an OK signal with $s fingers at $N.~
VictFound   $n makes an OK signal with $s fingers at you.~
CharAuto    You think everything is going OK.~
OthersAuto  $n thinks everything is going OK.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        okay~
CharNoArg   You say 'Okay.'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Okay.'~
CharFound   You say 'Okay.' to $M.~
OthersFound $n says 'Okay.' to $N.~
VictFound   $n says 'Okay.' to you.~
CharAuto    You say 'Okay.  Okay.  Okaaaaaay.'~
OthersAuto  $n says 'Okay.  Okay.  Okaaaaaay.'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        omen~
CharNoArg   You calmly prophesize the coming Armageddon.~
OthersNoArg $n believes that Death will consume you all.~
CharFound   You prophesize an ill-fated death in $S immediate future.~
OthersFound $n prophesizes an ill-fated death in $N's immediate future.~
VictFound   Uh-oh. $n is prophesizing an ill-fated death in YOUR future!~
CharAuto    You think your time of reckoning is near.~
OthersAuto  $n mutters to himself, 'not much time to live...'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        omg~
CharNoArg   You clap your hands to your face and shout 'Oh my God!'~
OthersNoArg $n claps $s hands to $s face and shouts 'Oh my God!'~
CharFound   You shout 'Oh my God!' in $s face.~
OthersFound $n shouts 'Oh my God!' in $N's face.~
VictFound   $n shouts 'Oh my God!' in your face.~
CharAuto    You look at a small scratch on your arm and shout 'Oh my God!'  You wuss.~
OthersAuto  What a wuss! $n saw a cut on his arm and is shouting 'Oh my God!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        ooo~
CharNoArg   You go 'OOooOOooOOooOOoo.'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'OOooOOooOOooOOoo.'~
CharFound   You go 'OOooOOooOOooOOoo.'~
OthersFound $n says 'OOooOOooOOooOOoo.'~
VictFound   $n thinks of you and says 'OOooOOooOOooOOoo.'~
CharAuto    You go 'OOooOOooOOooOOoo.'~
OthersAuto  $n says 'OOooOOooOOooOOoo.'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        oops~
CharNoArg   You say 'Oops!'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Oops!'~
CharFound   You say 'Oops!' to $M.~
OthersFound $n says 'Oops!' to $N.~
VictFound   $n says 'Oops!' to you.~
CharAuto    You say 'Oopsi!' to yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n mumbles 'Oopsi!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        oopsie~
CharNoArg   You put your finger in your mouth and say 'Oopsie!  Did I do that?'~
OthersNoArg $n puts $s finger in $s mouth and says 'Oopsie!  Did I do that?'~
CharFound   You look at $N and say 'Oopsie!  Did I do that to you $N?'~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and says 'Oopsie!  Did I do that to $N?'~
VictFound   $n looks at you and says 'Oopsie!  Did I do that to you $N?'~
CharAuto    You want to oops yourself?  Sounds demented.~
OthersAuto  $n wants to oops $mself.  $n must be delusional.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        opinion~
CharNoArg   You remind people that opinions are like assholes--everybody's got one and their value's the same.~
OthersNoArg $n reminds people that opinions are like assholes--everybody's got one and their value's the same.~
CharFound   You ask $N "Do you have an opinion?  A mind of your own?"~
OthersFound $n asks $N "Do you have an opinion?  A mind of your own?"~
VictFound   $n asks you "Do you have an opinion?  A mind of your own?"~
CharAuto    You are being an opinionated bastard...as usual.~
OthersAuto  $n is being an opinionated bastard...as usual.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        ouch~
CharNoArg   You say 'OUCH!'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'OUCH!'~
CharFound   You say 'OUCH' to $M.~
OthersFound $n says 'OUCH' to $N.~
VictFound   $n says 'OUCH' to you.~
CharAuto    You jump up and down in pain.~
OthersAuto  $n jumps up and down in pain.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        owen~
CharNoArg   You yell "Well, enough is enough and it's time for a change!  Whooo!!!"~
OthersNoArg $n yells "Well, enough is enough and it's time for a change!  Whooo!!!"~
CharFound   You turn $N's lights out with the Owenziguirui and cripple $M with the SharpShooter.~
OthersFound $n turns $N's lights out with the Owenziguirui and cripples $M with the SharpShooter.~
VictFound   $n turns your lights out with the Owenziguirui and cripples you with the SharpShooter.~
CharAuto    You yell "I am NOT a nugget!  Whooo!!!"~
OthersAuto  $n yells "I am NOT a nugget!  Whooo!!!"~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        owl~
CharNoArg   You turn your head around in a circle and ask 'Who?  Who?  Who?'~
OthersNoArg $n turns $s head around in a circle and asks 'Who?  Who?  Who?'~
CharFound   You turn your head around in a circle and ask $N 'Who?  Who?  Who?'~
OthersFound $n turns $s head around in a circle and asks 'Who?  Who?  Who?'~
VictFound   $n turns $s head around in a circle and asks you 'Who?  Who?  Who?'~
CharAuto    You turn your head around in a circle and ask yourself 'Who?  Who?  Who?'~
OthersAuto  $n turns $s head around in a circle and asks $mself 'Who?  Who?  Who?'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        oy~
CharNoArg   You shout 'Oy!'~
OthersNoArg $n shouts 'Oy!'~
CharFound   You say 'Oy $N...'~
OthersFound $n says 'Oy $N...'~
VictFound   $n says 'Oy $N...'~
CharAuto    You mumble to yourself 'Oy Vey!'~
OthersAuto  $n mumbles to $mself 'Oy Vey!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        pace~
CharNoArg   You start pacing around with a weary eye.~
OthersNoArg $n paces around, looking weary and suspicious.~
CharFound   You pace quickly around $M.  It makes $M dizzy, $E hurls up $S lunch as $S head spins faster and faster.~
OthersFound $n paces around $N and makes $s eyes go round and round and round...~
VictFound   $n paces around you, it makes you feel dizzy!  Is $e feeling suspicious today?~
CharAuto    You try pacing around yourself.  Are you suspicious of your own actions?~
OthersAuto  $n tries pacing around $mself but all $e can manage is to get dizzy.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        pant~
CharNoArg   You begin to pant loudly and sloppily.~
OthersNoArg $n begins to pant loudly.~
CharFound   You begin to pant loudly at $N.~
OthersFound $n begins to pant loudly at $N.~
VictFound   $n begins to pant loudly at you.~
CharAuto    You pant at yourself loudly.~
OthersAuto  $n pants loudly at $mself.  What a pervert, eh?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        pants~
CharNoArg   You remove your pants.~
OthersNoArg $n removes $s pants.~
CharFound   You politely ask $N to remove $S pants.~
OthersFound $n politely asks $N to remove $S pants.~
VictFound   $n politely asks you to remove your pants and any other non-essential garments.~
CharAuto    You hastily put on your pants.~
OthersAuto  $n hastily puts on $s pants.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        passout~
CharNoArg   You totter for a bit, then fall flat on your face.~
OthersNoArg $n totters a bit and passes out flat on $s face.~
CharFound   You pass out cold, toppling on to $N.  Poor sot.~
OthersFound $n topples on to $N, passed out cold.  Poor sot.~
VictFound   $n topples on to you, passed out cold.  Poor sot.~
CharAuto    You try to catch yourself as you pass out, but fail miserably.~
OthersAuto  $n tries to catch $mself as $e passes out, but fails miserably.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        pat~
CharNoArg   Pat whom?~
OthersNoArg $n says 'It's time for androgyny...that's just $n...er Pat!'~
CharFound   You pat $N on $S back.~
OthersFound $n pats $N on $S back.~
VictFound   $n pats you on your back.~
CharAuto    You pat yourself on your back.~
OthersAuto  $n pats $mself on the back.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        peaceful~
CharNoArg   You start singing "All we are saying...is give peace a chance."~
OthersNoArg $n starts singing "All we are saying...is give peace a chance."~
CharFound   You casually throw $N the peace sign.~
OthersFound $n casually throws $N the peace sign.~
VictFound   $n casually throws you the peace sign.~
CharAuto    You finally achieve inner peace....then you forget your mantra.  Damn, eh?~
OthersAuto  $n achieves inner peace.  Good to see the Prozac finally kicked in, eh?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        peck~
CharNoArg   You peck for seeds on the ground.~
OthersNoArg $n pecks for seeds on the ground.~
CharFound   You give $M a little peck on the cheek.~
OthersFound $n gives $N a small peck on the cheek.~
VictFound   $n gives you a sweet peck on the cheek.~
CharAuto    You kiss your own pectoral muscles.~
OthersAuto  $n pecks $mself on $s pectoral muscles.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        peer~
CharNoArg   You peer intently about your surroundings.~
OthersNoArg $n peers intently about the area, looking for thieves no doubt.~
CharFound   You peer at $M quizzically.~
OthersFound $n peers at $N quizzically.~
VictFound   $n peers at you quizzically.~
CharAuto    You peer intently about your surroundings.~
OthersAuto  $n peers intently about the area, looking for thieves no doubt.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        penis~
CharNoArg   You quote "The pen is mightier then the sword!".~
OthersNoArg $n quotes "The pen is mightier then the sword!".~
CharFound   You quote "The pen is mightier then the sword!" to $M.~
OthersFound $n quotes "The pen is mightier then the sword!" to $N.~
VictFound   $n quotes "The pen is mightier then the sword!" to you.~
CharAuto    You quote "Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina".~
OthersAuto  $n quotes "Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina".~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        pet~
CharNoArg   Pet whom?~
OthersNoArg $n wants to pet you, but is too shy.~
CharFound   You run your fingers through $S hair.~
OthersFound $n runs $s fingers through $N's hair.~
VictFound   $n runs $s fingers through your hair.~
CharAuto    You want to pet yourself?  Find a room!~
OthersAuto  $n is so desperately lonely, $e starts to pet $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        petchow~
CharNoArg   You sing 'Petchow...  Arf Arf...  Petchow...  Arf Arf...  Petchow...  Arf Arf...  Rat Poison!'~
OthersNoArg $n sings 'Petchow...  Arf Arf...  Petchow...  Arf Arf...  Petchow...  Arf Arf...  Rat Poison!'~
CharFound   You sing 'Petchow...  Arf Arf...  Petchow...  Arf Arf...  Petchow...  Arf Arf...  Rat Poison!' to $N.~
OthersFound $n sings 'Petchow...  Arf Arf...  Petchow...  Arf Arf...  Petchow...  Arf Arf...  Rat Poison!' to $N.~
VictFound   $n sings 'Petchow...  Arf Arf...  Petchow...  Arf Arf...  Petchow...  Arf Arf...  Rat Poison!' to you.~
CharAuto    You sing 'Petchow...  Arf Arf...  Petchow...  Arf Arf...  Petchow...  Arf Arf...  Rat Poison!' to yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n sings 'Petchow...  Arf Arf...  Petchow...  Arf Arf...  Petchow...  Arf Arf...  Rat Poison!' to $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        phew~
CharNoArg   Phew!  That was too close for words...~
OthersNoArg $n wipes $s brow with obvious relief.~
CharFound   You share your obvious relief with $M.~
OthersFound $n glances at $N, a look of obvious relief on $s face.~
VictFound   $n glances at you, a look of obvious relief on $s face.~
CharAuto    You mutter to yourself in obvious relief, wiping your brow.~
OthersAuto  $n mutters in obvious relief, wiping $s brow.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        phone~
CharNoArg   You say "Be right back.  The phone's ringing!"~
OthersNoArg $n says "Be right back.  The phone's ringing!"~
CharFound   You pick up the phone and say "Hello?  The phone sex party line?  You want who?  Oh, $E's right here.  Hold on!" then give the phone to $N.~
OthersFound $n picks up the phone and says "Hello?  The phone sex party line?  You want who?  Oh, $E's right here.  Hold on!" then gives the phone to $N.~
VictFound   $n picks up the phone and says "Hello?  The phone sex party line?  You want who?  Oh, $E's right here.  Hold on!" then gives the phone to you.~
CharAuto    You say to yourself "Hold the phone.  Something's not right here!"~
OthersAuto  $n says to $mself "Hold the phone.  Something's not right here!"~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        pillow~
CharNoArg   You pull out your fluffy pillow.~
OthersNoArg $n pulls out $s fluffy pillow with an evil glint in $s eye.~
CharFound   You whap $N with a big fluffy pillow!~
OthersFound $n whaps $N with a big fluffy pillow!~
VictFound   $n whaps you with a big fluffy pillow!  Feathers fly in your face.~
CharAuto    You whap yourself over the head with a big fluffy pillow!~
OthersAuto  $n whaps $mself over the head with a big fluffy pillow!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        pinch~
CharNoArg   You pinch yourself to see if you're really awake!~
OthersNoArg $n prepares to pinch someone.~
CharFound   You pinch $N playfully...  Awww. ~
OthersFound $n pinches $N!  Must be some strange courting ritual...~
VictFound   $n pinches your cheeks and smiles.~
CharAuto    You pinch yourself and find that it wasn't a good idea.  Ow!~
OthersAuto  $n pinches $mself.  Now that's lonely!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        pinky~
CharNoArg   You say 'Narf! Poit! Egad!'.~
OthersNoArg Pinky says 'Narf! Poit! Egad!'.~
CharFound   You say 'What are we going to do tonight, Brain?' to $M.~
OthersFound Pinky says 'What are we going to do tonight, Brain?' to $N.~
VictFound   Pinky says 'What are we going to do tonight, Brain?' to you.~
CharAuto    You say 'The same thing we do every night, Pinky.  Try to take over the world!'.~
OthersAuto  Brain says 'The same thing we do every night, Pinky.  Try to take over the world!'.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        piper~
CharNoArg   You enter AZ, bagpipes droning in the background, and remind everyone that you're the Hot Rod, the Rowdy Scot, "Rowdy" Roddy Piper!~
OthersNoArg $n enters AZ, bagpipes droning in the background, and reminds everyone that $e's the Hot Rod, the Rowdy Scot, "Rowdy" Roddy Piper!~
CharFound   You disorient $N with a good old-fashioned EyePoke and put $M out with the Sleeper.~
OthersFound $n disorients $N with a good old-fashioned EyePoke and puts $M out with the Sleeper.~
VictFound   $n disorients you with a good old-fashioned EyePoke and puts you out with the Sleeper.~
CharAuto    You inform everyone that just when they think they have all the answers, you change all the questions.~
OthersAuto  $n informs everyone that just when they think they have all the answers, $e changes all the questions.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        pizza~
CharNoArg   You get a slice of pizza and eat it, your face is covered in sauce.~
OthersNoArg $n gets a slice of pizza and eats it, $s face is covered in sauce.~
CharFound   You give $N a slice of pizza to munch on.~
OthersFound $n gives $N a slice of pizza to munch on.~
VictFound   $n gives you a slice of pizza to munch on.~
CharAuto    You wish for a pizza with all the fixings.  Minus anchovies.~
OthersAuto  $n wishes for a pizza with all the fixings.  Minus anchovies.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        plaugh~
CharNoArg   You point and laugh at nobody in particular--maybe you shouldn't have filled your cereal bowl with Prozac this morning?~
OthersNoArg $n points and laughs at nobody in particular--whatever $e's on, $e should reduce the dose.~
CharFound   You point at $N and laugh--jealous of someone who has a life, are you?~
OthersFound $n points at $N and laughs--$N should take that as a compliment, shouldn't $E?~
VictFound   $n points at you and laughs--doesn't $e know $e's not supposed to hate you because you're beautiful?~
CharAuto    You point at yourself and laugh--well, if you don't respect yourself, why should anyone else?~
OthersAuto  $n points at $mself and laughs--well it's nice to know -someone- finds $m amusing, isn't it?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        plot~
CharNoArg   You are plotting to achieve total world domination--you and about 6 billion other people.~
OthersNoArg $n is plotting to achieve total world domination--$m and about 6 billion other people.~
CharFound   You are plotting to screw $N over--guess the cat's out of the bag now, eh?~
OthersFound $n is plotting to screw $N over--guess the cat's out of the bag now, eh?~
VictFound   $n is plotting to screw you over--guess the cat's out of the bag now, eh?~
CharAuto    You're sure that everyone is plotting against you--lucky for you that you want to kill everyone anyway, eh?~
OthersAuto  $n's sure that everyone is plotting against $m--good thing $e wants to kill everyone anyway, eh?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        point~
CharNoArg   Point at whom?~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Get to the point already!'~
CharFound   You point at $M accusingly.~
OthersFound $n points at $N accusingly.~
VictFound   $n points at you accusingly.~
CharAuto    You point proudly at yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n points proudly at $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        poke~
CharNoArg   Poke whom?~
OthersNoArg $n pokes at the air.~
CharFound   You poke $M in the ribs.~
OthersFound $n pokes $N in the ribs.~
VictFound   $n pokes you in the ribs.~
CharAuto    You poke yourself in the ribs, feeling very silly.~
OthersAuto  $n pokes $mself in the ribs, looking very sheepish.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        pokeball~
CharNoArg   You throw a pokeball and shout 'Go pokeball, I choose you!'~
OthersNoArg $n throws a pokeball and shouts 'Go pokeball, I choose you!'~
CharFound   You throw a pokeball at $M and shout 'Go pokeball, I choose you!'~
OthersFound $n throws a pokeball at $N and shouts 'Go pokeball, I choose you!'~
VictFound   $n throws a pokeball and you and shouts 'Go pokeball, I choose you!'~
CharAuto    You grab your pokeball and prepare for battle.~
OthersAuto  $n grabs $s pokeball and prepares for battle.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        pokemon~
CharNoArg   You say 'Pikachu?'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Pikachu?'~
CharFound   You sing 'Jig-gly-puff!' to $M.~
OthersFound $n sings 'Jig-gly-puff!' to $N.~
VictFound   $n sings 'Jig-gly-puff!' to you.~
CharAuto    You sing 'Jig-gly-puff!' to yourself and fall asleep.~
OthersAuto  $n sings to $mself and falls asleep.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        police~
CharNoArg   You yell "Stop or I'll shoot!"~
OthersNoArg $n yells "Stop or I'll shoot!"~
CharFound   You read $N $S rights.~
OthersFound $n reads $N $S rights.~
VictFound   $n reads you your rights.~
CharAuto    You'd arrest yourself but where do you shoot?~
OthersAuto  $n'd arrest $mself but where does $e shoot?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        ponder~
CharNoArg   You ponder matters as they appear to you at the moment.~
OthersNoArg $n sits down and thinks deeply.~
CharFound   You ponder the comment made by $M.~
OthersFound $n ponders the comment made by $N.~
VictFound   $n ponders your comment.~
CharAuto    You ponder your words.~
OthersAuto  $n takes a moment of silence to ponder $s own words.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        pooh~
CharNoArg   You say 'Oh bother.'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Oh bother.'~
CharFound   You ask $N if $E has any honey.~
OthersFound $n asks $N if $E has any honey.~
VictFound   $n asks you if you have any honey.~
CharAuto    Think... Think... Think...~
OthersAuto  $n's face crinkles up and $e says 'Think... Think... Think...'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        porno~
CharNoArg   You look around for your porno stash!~
OthersNoArg $n looks around for $s porno stash.~
CharFound   You tell him that it's all about the porno, baby.~
OthersFound $n tells $N that it's all about the porno, baby!~
VictFound   $n tells you that its all about the porno, baby.~
CharAuto    You cry out, "Where for art thine porno!"~
OthersAuto  $n cries out, "Where for art thine porno?"~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        pose~
CharNoArg   You pose for everyone, showing off your looks.~
OthersNoArg $n poses for everyone, doesn't $e look snazzy?~
CharFound   You pose for $N, showing off your looks to $M.~
OthersFound $n poses for you, doesn't $e look snazzy?~
VictFound   $n poses for $N, maybe you should look away.~
CharAuto    You stand in front of a mirror and pose for yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n stands in front of a mirror and poses for $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        possum~
CharNoArg   You do your best imitation of a corpse.~
OthersNoArg $n hits the ground...  DEAD.~
CharFound   You do your best imitation of a corpse.~
OthersFound $n hits the ground...  DEAD.~
VictFound   $n hits the ground...  DEAD.~
CharAuto    You do your best imitation of a corpse.~
OthersAuto  $n hits the ground...  DEAD.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        potty~
CharNoArg   You quote 'Potty Emergency!  I have to tinkle.  Potty, potty, potty!'~
OthersNoArg $n quotes 'Potty Emergency!  I have to tinkle.  Potty, potty, potty!'~
CharFound   You quote 'I have to go potty, can I use your leg?' to $M.~
OthersFound $n quotes 'I have to go potty, can I use your leg?' to $N.~
VictFound   $n quotes 'I have to go potty, can I use your leg?' to you.~
CharAuto    You can no longer contain your bladder, you are now alot warmer and wetter!~
OthersAuto  $n cringes as $e grabs $sself and slowly moves away.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        pounce~
CharNoArg   You leap to the air and pounce...  At nobody.~
OthersNoArg $n is looking for someone to pounce on.~
CharFound   You pounce on $N, pinning $M to the ground.~
OthersFound $n pounces on $N, pinning $M to the ground.~
VictFound   $n pounces on you, pinning you to the ground.~
CharAuto    You try pouncing on yourself, but it doesn't quite work.~
OthersAuto  $n tries to pounce on $mself, but it doesn't quite work.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        pout~
CharNoArg   You pout and stick your bottom lip out.  Your lips look like they were made for...~
OthersNoArg $n pouts and sticks $s bottom lip out.  My, $s lips look like they were made for...~
CharFound   You pout at $N.  What, is $E supposed to care?~
OthersFound $n pouts at $N.  Yeah, like $E cares.~
VictFound   $n pouts at you.  And you should care because?~
CharAuto    You pout at yourself.  Well, if you don't love yourself, nobody else will.~
OthersAuto  $n pouts at $mself.  Well, $E's got issues, you see.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        powerdown~
CharNoArg   You relax and return to your normal power level.~
OthersNoArg $n relaxes and returns to $s normal power level.~
CharFound   You order $M to power down so no one will find $m.~
OthersFound $n orders $N to power down so no one will find $m.~
VictFound   $n orders you to power down so no one will find you.~
CharAuto    You try to power down even more, but no one has that type of focus.~
OthersAuto  $n tried to power down more, but fails.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        powerup~
CharNoArg   You bare down and begin to raise your power level.~
OthersNoArg $n bares down and begins to increase in power.~
CharFound   You bare down to powerup in a show of intimidation towards $M.~
OthersFound $n bares down to powerup in a show of intimidation towards $N.~
VictFound   $n bares down to powerup in a show of intimidation towards you.~
CharAuto    You have reached a new power level and transform to a higher form.~
OthersAuto  $n has reached a new power level and transforms to a higher form.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        pplschamp~
CharNoArg   You say that you are the People's Champ...you are the People's Choice...and you guaran-damn-tee that you will forever be...and you mean FOREVER BE...the best damn People's Champ there ever was..if you smell what The Rock is cookin'~
OthersNoArg $n says that $e is the People's Champ...$e is the People's Choice...and $e guaran-damn-tees that $e will forever be...and $e means FOREVER BE...the best damn People's Champ there ever was...if you smell what The Rock is cookin'~
CharFound   You ask $N if $E wants to go one...-on-one with The Great One.~
OthersFound $n asks $N if $E wants to go one...-on-one with The Great One.~
VictFound   $n asks you if you want to go one...-on-one with The Great One.~
CharAuto    You just checked some pile of monkey crap--it doesn't MATTER which one--into The SmackDown Hotel, on the corner of Know Your Role Boulevard and Jabroni Drive.~
OthersAuto  $n just checked some pile of monkey crap--it doesn't MATTER which one--into The SmackDown Hotel, on the corner of Know Your Role Boulevard and Jabroni Drive.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        pray~
CharNoArg   You feel righteous, and maybe a little foolish.~
OthersNoArg $n begs and grovels to the powers that be.~
CharFound   You crawl in the dust before $M.~
OthersFound $n falls down and grovels in the dirt before $N.~
VictFound   $n kisses the dirt at your feet.~
CharAuto    Talk about narcissism...~
OthersAuto  $n mumbles a prayer to $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        pretend~
CharNoArg   You pretend you are a god and slay everyone! ~
OthersNoArg $n pretends $e is a god and slays you! ~
CharFound   you pretend you are a god and demote $N to level 1!~
OthersFound $n pretends $e is a god and demotes $N to level 1!~
VictFound   $n pretends $e is a god and demotes you to level 1!~
CharAuto    You pretend you are in a tropic place and relax.~
OthersAuto  $n sprawls out on the ground and looks comfortable.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        prod~
CharNoArg   You look around in search of someone to prod.~
OthersNoArg $n looks around in search of someone to prod.~
CharFound   You prod $N for information.~
OthersFound $n prods $N for information.~
VictFound   $n prods you for information.~
CharAuto    You prod yourself....whoops, you're using a cattle prod!  Shocking!~
OthersAuto  $n prods himself...with a cattle prod.  Well, $e always was an electrifying personality...~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        propose~
CharNoArg   You look around for someone to marry.~
OthersNoArg $n desperately seeks someone to marry.~
CharFound   You fall onto your knees, and beg $N to marry you!~
OthersFound $n drops to $s knees and begs $N to take $s hand in marriage!~
VictFound   $n drops to one knee and begs you to become $s significant other for all eternity!~
CharAuto    You love yourself so much that you would marry yourself if you could.~
OthersAuto  $n loves $mself far too much.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        psyduck~
CharNoArg   You mutter 'Psy...  Duck!'~
OthersNoArg $n mutters 'Psy...  Duck!'~
CharFound   You look at $N and your headache reaches maximum.  You then are trapped in an aura of blue light and dispense confusion on $N.~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and $s headache reaches maximum.  An aura of blue light sorrounds $n and $N starts to dance and jump.~
VictFound   $n looks at you and $s headache reaches maximum.  An aura of light sorrounds $n and you lose all control.  You start to dance and jump for no reason.~
CharAuto    Your head feels like it is going to explode so you hold your head in pain.~
OthersAuto  $n looks like $e has a headache and is grasping $s head in pain.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        puke~
CharNoArg   You puke...  Chunks fly everywhere!~
OthersNoArg $n pukes.~
CharFound   You puke on $N.~
OthersFound $n pukes on $N.~
VictFound   $n spews vomit and pukes all over your clothing!~
CharAuto    You puke on yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n pukes on $s clothes.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        pulp~
CharNoArg   You search for a partner for the World Famous Jackrabbit Slims Twist Contest.~
OthersNoArg $n is searching for a partner for the World Famous Jackrabbit Slims Twist Contest.  Any takers?~
CharFound   You ask $N "So tell me again about the hash bar?"~
OthersFound $n asks $N "So tell me again about the hash bar?"~
VictFound   $n asks you "So tell me again about the hash bar?"~
CharAuto    You crave a Royale with Cheese.~
OthersAuto  $n is craving a Royale with Cheese.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        purr~
CharNoArg   You purr contentedly.~
OthersNoArg $n purrs contentedly.~
CharFound   You purr contentedly in $S lap.~
OthersFound $n purrs contentedly in $N's lap.~
VictFound   $n purrs contentedly in your lap.~
CharAuto    You purr at yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n purrs at $mself.  Must be a cat thing.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        quack~
CharNoArg   You quack like a duck!~
OthersNoArg $n quacks like a duck!~
CharFound   You quack at $N.  Quack!  Quack!  Quack!~
OthersFound $n quacks at $N.  Quack!  Quack!  Quack!~
VictFound   $n quacks at you. Quack!  Quack!  Quack!~
CharAuto    You quack at yourself? Have you gone quackers?~
OthersAuto  $n quacks at $mself.  Maybe $e's a big Howard The Duck fan.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        quantum~
CharNoArg   You Leap in, driven by an unknown force to change history for the better.~
OthersNoArg $n Leaps in, driven by an unknown force to change history for the better.~
CharFound   You say "Oh Boy!" to $N.~
OthersFound $n says "Oh Boy!" to $N.~
VictFound   $n says "Oh Boy!" to you.~
CharAuto    You Leap out, hoping each time that your next Leap...will be the Leap -home-.~
OthersAuto  $n Leaps out, hoping each time that $s next Leap...will be the Leap -home-.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        rabbit~
CharNoArg   You wiggle your nose and hop around like a rabbit.~
OthersNoArg $n wiggles $s nose and hops around like a rabbit.~
CharFound   You put rabbit ears on $N.~
OthersFound $n puts rabbit ears on $N.~
VictFound   Why is everyone giggling at you like that?~
CharAuto    You rub your long furry ears and chew on a carrot.~
OthersAuto  $n thinks he's a rabbit.  Say, isn't it wabbit season?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        radio~
CharNoArg   You turn on the radio.~
OthersNoArg $n turns on the radio.~
CharFound   You turn on the radio for $M.~
OthersFound $n turns on the radio for $N.~
VictFound   $n turns on the radio for you.~
CharAuto    You turn on your walkman to drown out the noise.~
OthersAuto  $n turns on $s walkman to drown you out.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        raise~
CharNoArg   You raise your hand in response.~
OthersNoArg $n raises $s hand in response.~
CharFound   You raise your hand in response.~
OthersFound $n raises $s hand in response.~
VictFound   $n raises $s hand in response to you.~
CharAuto    You raise your hand in response.~
OthersAuto  $n raises $s hand in response.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        rampage~
CharNoArg   You rampage merrily.~
OthersNoArg $n rampages merrily.~
CharFound   You rampage all over $N in a very merry manner.~
OthersFound $n rampages all over $N in a very merry manner.~
VictFound   $n rampages all over you in a very merry manner.~
CharAuto    You rampage all over yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n rampages all over $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        rant~
CharNoArg   You begin to rant and rave like a lunatic.~
OthersNoArg $n begins to rant and rave like a lunatic.~
CharFound   You rant and rave because of $N's actions.~
OthersFound $N rants and raves because of $N's actions.~
VictFound   $n rants and raves because of something you did.~
CharAuto    You rant and rave at yourself.  You ok?~
OthersAuto  $n rants and raves at $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        rape~
CharNoArg   You whisper with quiet determination "Rape me...rape me, my friend...rape me...rape me again."~
OthersNoArg $n whispers with quiet determination "Rape me...rape me, my friend...rape me...rape me again."~
CharFound   You attempt to rape $N who easily dodges your pathetic advance.  Then, $E proceeds to beat you savagely about the head and upper torso before removing your genitalia with a rusty blade.~
OthersFound $n attempts to rape $N who easily dodges $s pathetic advance.  Then, $E proceeds to beat $m savagely about the head and upper torso before removing $s genitalia with a rusty blade.~
VictFound   $n attempts to rape you but you easily dodge $s pathetic advance.  Then, you proceed to beat $m savagely about the head and upper torso before removing $s genitalia with a rusty blade.~
CharAuto    You want to rape yourself?  Well, whatever floats your boat...~
OthersAuto  $n thinks $e's raping $mself.  Funny, most people just call it safe sex with someone you love.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        raspberry~
CharNoArg   You stick your tongue out.~
OthersNoArg $n sticks $s tongue out.~
CharFound   You stick out your tongue at $M.~
OthersFound $n sticks $s tongue out at $N.~
VictFound   $n sticks $s tongue out at you.~
CharAuto    You carefully caress and lick every crevasse of their body.~
OthersAuto  $n carefully caresses and licks every crevasse of your body.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        ratrace~
CharNoArg   You swerve off the road and go careening rapidly down a cliffside dirt road as nearby signs remind you "You...should...have...bought...a...squirrel!"~
OthersNoArg $n swerves off the road and goes careening rapidly down a cliffside dirt road as nearby signs remind $m "You...should...have...bought...a...squirrel!"~
CharFound   You tell $N that $E is giving you the freak-out.~
OthersFound $n tells $N that $E is giving $m the freak-out.~
VictFound   $n tells you that you are giving $m the freak-out.~
CharAuto    You steal a bus driver's uniform and hijack a bus full of redheads on their way to "The 3rd Annual 'I Love Lucy' Convention".~
OthersAuto  $n steals a bus driver's uniform and hijacks a bus full of redheads on their way to "The 3rd Annual 'I Love Lucy' Convention".~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        raven~
CharNoArg   You say "Quoth the Raven, Nevermore!"~
OthersNoArg $n says "Quoth the Raven, Nevermore!"~
CharFound   You plant $N with the EvenFlow DDT.~
OthersFound $n plants $N with the EvenFlow DDT.~
VictFound   $n plants you with the EvenFlow DDT.~
CharAuto    You ask selfishly "What about me?  What about Raven?"~
OthersAuto  $n asks selfishly "What about me?  What about Raven?"~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        ravkiss~
CharNoArg   You look around anxiously, searching for someone to ravish.~
OthersNoArg $n looks around anxiously, searching for someone to ravish.~
CharFound   $N is helpless to resist as you tangle your fingers in $S hair, tilt back $S head slowly, and kiss $M with such unbridled passion that $S heart begins to pound.~
OthersFound $N is helpless to resist as $n tangles $s fingers in $S hair, tilts back $S head slowly, and kisses $M with such unbridled passion that $S heart begins to pound.~
VictFound   You are helpless to resist as $n tangles $s fingers in your hair, tilts back your head slowly, and kisses you with such unbridled passion that your heart begins to pound.~
CharAuto    Must you ravish yourself?  What if your mother were here?!~
OthersAuto  $n ravishes $mself.  Guess $e misunderstood when people said "reach out and touch someone."~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        rawks~
CharNoArg   You say 'Dude!  That rawks!'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Dude!  That rawks!'~
CharFound   You say to $N 'That rawks...'~
OthersFound $n says to $N 'That rawks...'~
VictFound   $n says to you 'That rawks...'~
CharAuto    You mumble 'That rawks...' to yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n mumbles 'That rawks...' to $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        rayden~
CharNoArg   You quote Rayden and say 'Without knowledge, there is no power!'~
OthersNoArg $n quotes Rayden and says 'Without knowledge, there is no power!'~
CharFound   You harness the power of lighting and point your hands at $N.~
OthersFound $n harnesses the power of lightning and points $s hands at $N.~
VictFound   $n hanesses the power of lightning and points $s hands at you.~
CharAuto    You raise your hands in the air and absorb the lightning like Rayden.~
OthersAuto  $n raises $s hands in the air and absorbs the lightning like Rayden.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        razor~
CharNoArg   You enter AZ, gold necklaces dripping off you and your long black hair slicked back, and inform everyone that you're The Man That Oozes Machismo, "The Bad Guy", Razor Ramon.~
OthersNoArg $n enters AZ, gold necklaces dripping off $m and $s long black hair slicked back, and informs everyone that $e's The Man That Oozes Machismo, "The Bad Guy", Razor Ramon.~
CharFound   You stun $N with the Fallaway Slam and finish $M with The Razor's Edge.~
OthersFound $n stuns $N with the Fallaway Slam and finishes $M with The Razor's Edge.~
VictFound   $n stuns you with the Fallaway Slam and finishes you with The Razor's Edge.~
CharAuto    You wipe your hands after finishing off another opponent and toss your ever-present toothpick into the crowd.~
OthersAuto  $n wipes $s hands after finishing off another opponent and tosses $s ever-present toothpick into the crowd.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        rdog~
CharNoArg   You yell "Oh you didn't know?  Your ass betta CALLL somebodyyy!"~
OthersNoArg $n yells "Oh you didn't know?  Your ass betta CALLL somebodyyy!"~
CharFound   You flatten $N with the Shake Rattle 'N' Roll KneeDrop and eliminate $M with the PumpHandle Slam.~
OthersFound $n flattens $N with the Shake Rattle 'N' Roll KneeDrop and eliminates $M with the PumpHandle Slam.~
VictFound   $n flattens you with the Shake Rattle 'N' Roll KneeDrop and eliminates you with the PumpHandle Slam.~
CharAuto    You say "Cut -my- music!  Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of -all- ages...D-Generation X proudly brings to you its WWF HardCore Champion of the Worlddd...The "Road Dog" Jesse James!"~
OthersAuto  $n says "Cut -my- music!  Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of -all- ages...D-Generation X proudly brings to you its WWF HardCore Champion of the Worlddd...The "Road Dog" Jesse James!"~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        re/load~
CharNoArg   You scream "Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme that which I desire!"~
OthersNoArg $n screams "Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme that which I desire!"~
CharFound   You ask $N to hold you...until it sleeps.~
OthersFound $n asks $N to hold $m...until it sleeps.~
VictFound   $n asks you to hold $m...until it sleeps.~
CharAuto    You say "And if you see me strut, remind me of what left this outlaw torn..."~
OthersAuto  $n says "And if you see me strut, remind me of what left this outlaw torn..."~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        ready~
CharNoArg   You dig down into the dirt, ready to do battle.~
OthersNoArg $n digs down into the dirt, obviously ready to do battle.~
CharFound   You nod, alerting $N that this foe must now die miserably.~
OthersFound $n nods, alerting $N that their unlucky foe must now die miserably.~
VictFound   $n nods, signaling you that your foe must now die miserably.~
CharAuto    You give yourself a neat motivational speech.~
OthersAuto  $n withdraws into the clutches of some sort of motivational mantra.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        referee~
CharNoArg   As you admonish one wrestler for not tagging in properly, their partner gets double-teamed by the other tag team.~
OthersNoArg As $n admonishes one wrestler for not tagging in properly, their partner gets double-teamed by the other tag team.~
CharFound   As $N is pinned, you count $S shoulders to the mat...1...2 (Since you're a referee, you have trouble counting properly)...ummm...3?~
OthersFound As $N is pinned, $n counts $S shoulders to the mat...1...2 (Since $e's a referee, $e has trouble counting properly)...ummm...3?~
VictFound   As you are pinned, $n counts your shoulders to the mat...1...2 (Since $e's a referee, $e has trouble counting properly)...ummm...3?~
CharAuto    You get "accidentally" knocked out and all sorts of chaos ensues.  When you awake, you count out the fallen combatant, who of course was "fairly" beaten.~
OthersAuto  $n gets "accidentally" knocked out and all sorts of chaos ensues.  When $e awakes, $e counts out the fallen combatant, who of course was "fairly" beaten.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        regal~
CharNoArg   You enter AZ, trumpets blaring, and remind everyone that while it is ok to love your farm animals, -loving- your farm animals is NOT ok.~
OthersNoArg $n enters AZ, trumpets blaring, and reminds everyone that while it is ok to love your farm animals, -loving- your farm animals is NOT ok.~
CharFound   You disable $N with the Regal NeckBreaker and cripple $M with the Regal Stretch.~
OthersFound $n disables $N with the Regal NeckBreaker and cripples $M with the Regal Stretch.~
VictFound   $n disables you with the Regal NeckBreaker and cripples you with the Regal Stretch.~
CharAuto    You must get away from all these bloody toerags and miserable specimens before you are completely besmirched!~
OthersAuto  $n must get away from all these bloody toerags and miserable specimens before $e is completely besmirched!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        relax~
CharNoArg   You kick up your heals and relax for awhile.~
OthersNoArg $n kicks up $s heals and relaxes for awhile.~
CharFound   You say 'Hey, $N.  Relax for a spell, it feels great!'~
OthersFound $n says 'Hey, $N.  Relax for a spell, it feels great!'~
VictFound   $n says 'Hey you.  Relax for a spell, it feels great!'~
CharAuto    You adjust yourself for the best relaxed position possible.~
OthersAuto  $n moves around a little and finds a comfy spot to relax in.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        repop~
CharNoArg   You begin to squeak like a mouse, hoping for a contagion.~
OthersNoArg $n begins to squeak like a mouse.  Straaange.~
CharFound   Sorry, $N won't be able to conjure squeakies any faster than you.~
OthersFound $n begs $N to conjure some squeakies.  Shrink recommendations?~
VictFound   $n grovels at your boots, drooling rabidly in hopes of squeakies.~
CharAuto    Not even a mouse...~
OthersAuto  $n desperately scours the room in pursuit of those elusive squeakies.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        respect~
CharNoArg   You act like Cartman and scream 'Respect my autorita!'~
OthersNoArg $n acts like Cartman and screams 'Respect my authorita!'~
CharFound   You sing 'R-E-S-P-E-C-T...  That is what it means to me!'~
OthersFound $n sings 'R-E-S-P-E-C-T...  That is what it means to me!'~
VictFound   $n sings 'R-E-S-P-E-C-T...  That is what it means to me!'~
CharAuto    You say 'Did you know Aretha Franklin sang Respect?'~
OthersAuto  $n says 'Did you know Aretha Franklin sang Respect?'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        rhcp~
CharNoArg   You talk about the scar tissue that you wish people saw.~
OthersNoArg $n talks about the scar tissue that $e wishes you saw.~
CharFound   You tell $N that you don't wanna feel...like you did that day.~
OthersFound $n tells $N that $e doesn't wanna feel...like $e did that day.~
VictFound   $n tells you that $e doesn't wanna feel...like $e did that day.~
CharAuto    You love everyone...hurt by the cold.~
OthersAuto  $n loves everyone...hurt by the cold.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        rhyno~
CharNoArg   You enter AZ, your long curly black hair flowing down your face, and remind everyone that you're from the Bad Streets of Detroit, Michigan and that you're the ManBeast, Rhyno.~
OthersNoArg $n enters AZ, $s long curly black hair flowing down $s face, and reminds everyone that $e's from the Bad Streets of Detroit, Michigan and that $e's the ManBeast, Rhyno.~
CharFound   You knock the breath out of $N with a running shouldertackle as Paul Heyman screams on commentary "Gore!  Gore!  Gore!"~
OthersFound $n knocks the breath out of $N with a running shouldertackle as Paul Heyman screams on commentary "Gore!  Gore!  Gore!"~
VictFound   $n knocks the breath out of you with a running shouldertackle as Paul Heyman screams on commentary "Gore!  Gore!  Gore!"~
CharAuto    You remind everyone to Fear The Gore as you search for another hapless victim to destroy.~
OthersAuto  $n reminds everyone to Fear The Gore as $e searches for another hapless victim to destroy.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        ridicule~
CharNoArg   You feel very ridiculous.~
OthersNoArg $n feels very sheepish.~
CharFound   You point and laugh at $N.  What a geek.~
OthersFound $n falls down laughing, pointing at $N.~
VictFound   $n is pointing and laughing at you.~
CharAuto    You feel rather foolish, and grin sheepishly.~
OthersAuto  Feeling foolish, $n laughs sheepishly at $self.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        rimmer~
CharNoArg   You are being a smeghead, just like Rimmer.~
OthersNoArg $n is being a smeghead, just like Rimmer.~
CharFound   You give $N the Rimmer salute.~
OthersFound $n gives $N the Rimmer salute.~
VictFound   $n gives you the Rimmer salute.~
CharAuto    You say "Smoke me a kipper; I'll be back for breakfast!"~
OthersAuto  $n says "Smoke me a kipper; I'll be back for breakfast!"~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        roar~
CharNoArg   You ROAR like a dragon.~
OthersNoArg $n ROARS with a ferocity that shakes the earth!~
CharFound   You ROAR in $N's face.~
OthersFound $n ROARS at $N.  (Obviously this is the part where you should feel intimidated.)~
VictFound   As $n roars in your face you curse the fact that toothpaste is hundreds of years away from being invented.~
CharAuto    You ROARRRRRR!~
OthersAuto  $n ROARS loudly to establish $s dominance.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        rock~
CharNoArg   You lay the smack down on some little jabroni's roody poo candy ass...if ya smelll...la-la-la-LOW!...what THE ROCK...*deep breath*...is cookin'~
OthersNoArg $n lays the smack down on some little jabroni's roody poo candy ass...if ya smelll...la-la-la-LOW!...what THE ROCK...*deep breath*...is cookin'~
CharFound   You plant $N with the Rock Bottom and give $M the most electrifying move in sports entertainment today, The People's Elbow.~
OthersFound $n plants $N with the Rock Bottom and gives $M the most electrifying move in sports entertainment today, The People's Elbow.~
VictFound   $n plants you with the Rock Bottom and gives you the most electrifying move in sports entertainment today, The People's Elbow.~
CharAuto    You climb onto the second turnbuckle and give the crowd The People's Eyebrow.~
OthersAuto  $n climbs onto the second turnbuckle and gives the crowd The People's Eyebrow.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        rocknsock~
CharNoArg   With the support of the millions...AND MILLIONS...of The Rock's fans and the dozens...AND DOZENS of Mankind's fans, you are truly the most electrifying man in MUD entertainment today...if you smell what The Sock is cookin'~
OthersNoArg With the support of the millions...AND MILLIONS...of The Rock's fans and the dozens...AND DOZENS of Mankind's fans, $n is truly the most electrifying man in MUD entertainment today...if you smell what The Sock is cookin'~
CharFound   With your tag team partner, you layeth the smacketh down on $N's candy ass with stereo People's Elbows.~
OthersFound With $s tag team partner, $n layeths the smacketh down on $N's candy ass with stereo People's Elbows.~
VictFound   With $s tag team partner, $n layeths the smacketh down on your candy ass with stereo People's Elbows.~
CharAuto    If people aren't down with you, you've got one word for them...SOCKO!~
OthersAuto  If people aren't down with $m, $n's got one word for them...SOCKO!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        rofl~
CharNoArg   You roll on the floor laughing hysterically.~
OthersNoArg $n rolls on the floor laughing hysterically.~
CharFound   You laugh your head off at $S remark.~
OthersFound $n rolls on the floor laughing at $N's remark.~
VictFound   $n can't stop laughing at your remark.~
CharAuto    You roll on the floor and laugh at yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n laughs at $mself.  Join in the fun.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        roflmao~
CharNoArg   You roll on the floor laughing your ass off!~
OthersNoArg $n rolls on the floor laughing $s ass off!~
CharFound   You laugh your ass off at $N's remark.~
OthersFound $n laughs $s ass off at $N's remark.~
VictFound   $n laughs $s ass off at your remark.~
CharAuto    You laugh your ass off at your predicament.~
OthersAuto  $n laughs $s ass off at $s predicament.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        roll~
CharNoArg   You roll your eyes.~
OthersNoArg $n rolls $s eyes.~
CharFound   You roll your eyes at $M.~
OthersFound $n rolls $s eyes at $N.~
VictFound   $n rolls $s eyes at you.~
CharAuto    You roll your eyes at yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n rolls $s eyes at $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        rslay~
CharNoArg   You scream 'Off with $s head!'.~
OthersNoArg $n screams 'Off with $s head!'.~
CharFound   You slay $N without showing any mercy and laugh at the sight of $S head falling off.~
OthersFound $n slays $N without showing any mercy and laughs at the sight of $S head falling off.~
VictFound   $n slays you without showing any mercy and laughs at the sight of your head falling off.~
CharAuto    You think to yourself 'I love the sight of fresh blood in the morning'.~
OthersAuto  $n thinks to $mself 'I like the sight of fresh blood in the morning'.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        rub~
CharNoArg   You rub your eyes.  How long have you been at this?~
OthersNoArg $n rubs $s eyes.  $n must have been playing all day.~
CharFound   You rub your eyes.  Has $N been playing as long as you have?~
OthersFound $n rubs $s eyes.  $e must have been playing all day.~
VictFound   $n rubs $s eyes.  Have you been playing as long as $m?~
CharAuto    You rub your eyes.  How long have you been at this?~
OthersAuto  $n rubs $s eyes.  $e must have been playing all day.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        rude~
CharNoArg   You say "What I'd like to have right now is for all you fat, out-of-shape AZ assholes--keep the noise down while I take my robe off and show the ladies what a -real- man is -supposed- to look like.  Hit the music!"~
OthersNoArg $n says "What I'd like to have right now is for all you fat, out-of-shape AZ assholes--keep the noise down while I take my robe off and show the ladies what a -real- man is -supposed- to look like.  Hit the music!"~
CharFound   You snap $N's neck with the Rude Awakening.~
OthersFound $n snaps $N's neck with the Rude Awakening.~
VictFound   $n snaps your neck with the Rude Awakening.~
CharAuto    You give a lucky female fan the Rude Awakening of a lifetime, sealing it with a kiss.~
OthersAuto  $n gives a lucky female fan the Rude Awakening of a lifetime, sealing it with a kiss.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        ruffle~
CharNoArg   You've got to ruffle SOMEONE.~
OthersNoArg $n is in search of a bag of Ruffles All Dressed potato chips.  Got chips?~
CharFound   You ruffle $N's hair playfully.~
OthersFound $n ruffles $N's hair playfully.~
VictFound   $n ruffles your hair playfully.~
CharAuto    You ruffle your hair.~
OthersAuto  $n ruffles $s hair.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        runaway~
CharNoArg   You scream 'RUN AWAY!  RUN AWAY!'.~
OthersNoArg $n screams 'RUN AWAY!  RUN AWAY!'.~
CharFound   You scream '$N, QUICK!  RUN AWAY!'.~
OthersFound $n screams '$N, QUICK!  RUN AWAY!'.~
VictFound   $n screams '$N, QUICK!  RUN AWAY!'.~
CharAuto    You desperately look for somewhere to run to!~
OthersAuto  $n looks like $e's about to run away.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        rvd~
CharNoArg   You enter AZ, point your thumbs toward yourself above your shoulders and say "I'm Rob...Van...Dam."~
OthersNoArg $n enters AZ, points $s thumbs toward $mself above $s shoulders and says "I'm Rob...Van...Dam."~
CharFound   You nail $N with the VanDaminator and put $M away with the Five Star Frog Splash.~
OthersFound $n nails $N with the VanDaminator and puts $M away with the Five Star Frog Splash.~
VictFound   $n nails you with the VanDaminator and puts you away with the Five Star Frog Splash.~
CharAuto    You think you're the Whole...Dam...Show.~
OthersAuto  $n thinks $e's the Whole...Dam...Show.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        sabbath~
CharNoArg   You are the Lord Of This World and the Master Of Reality.~
OthersNoArg $n is the Lord Of This World and the Master Of Reality.~
CharFound   You ask $N "Tell me, $N, am I going insane?"~
OthersFound $n asks $N "Tell me, $N, am I going insane?"~
VictFound   $n asks you "Tell me, $N, am I going insane?"~
CharAuto    You're never talking...just keep on walking...casting your magic.~
OthersAuto  $n's never talking...just keeps on walking...casting $s magic.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        sad~
CharNoArg   You put on a glum expression.~
OthersNoArg $n looks particularly glum today.  *SNIFF*~
CharFound   You give $M your best glum expression.~
OthersFound $n looks at $N glumly.  *SNIFF*   Poor $n.~
VictFound   $n looks at you glumly.  *SNIFF*   Poor $n.~
CharAuto    You bow your head and twist your toe in the dirt glumly.~
OthersAuto  $n bows $s head and twists $s toe in the dirt glumly.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        salute~
CharNoArg   You salute smartly.~
OthersNoArg $n salutes smartly.~
CharFound   You salute $M.~
OthersFound $n salutes $N.~
VictFound   $n salutes you.~
CharAuto    You salute yourself in the mirror.~
OthersAuto  $n salutes $mself in the mirror.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        sandwich~
CharNoArg   You whip out a sandwich and munch quietly.~
OthersNoArg $n whips out a sandwich and begins to munch quietly.~
CharFound   You whip out a sandwich and give it to $N.  Maybe $E will like you now.~
OthersFound $n whips out a samwhich and gives it to $N.  $n hopes $E will like $m now.~
VictFound   $n whips out a samwhich and gives it to you.  $n hopes you will like $m now.~
CharAuto    You heartily enjoy your Arby's Roast Beef Sandwich.~
OthersAuto  $n says 'Back off!  Get your -own- sandwich!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        satch~
CharNoArg   You're surfing with the alien.~
OthersNoArg $n's surfing with the alien.~
CharFound   You sing to $N "Baby baby baby...baby won't you look my way?"~
OthersFound $n sings to $N "Baby baby baby...baby won't you look my way?"~
VictFound   $n sings to you "Baby baby baby...baby won't you look my way?"~
CharAuto    You're flying in a blue dream.~
OthersAuto  $n's flying in a blue dream.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        savage~
CharNoArg   You enter AZ, "Land Of Hope And Glory" playing in the background, accompanied by Miss Elizabeth.~
OthersNoArg $n enters AZ, "Land Of Hope And Glory" playing in the background, accompanied by Miss Elizabeth.~
CharFound   You destroy $N with the Flying Elbow.~
OthersFound $n destroys $N with the Flying Elbow.~
VictFound   $n destroys you with the Flying Elbow.~
CharAuto    You climb the second turnbuckle, twirl your index finger and shout "Feel the madness!  Ohhh Yeahhh!"~
OthersAuto  $n climbs the second turnbuckle, twirls $s index finger and shouts "Feel the madness!  Ohhh Yeahhh!"~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        scheer~
CharNoArg   You begin to chant: SMITE! SMITE! SMITE!~
OthersNoArg $n begins to chant: SMITE! SMITE! SMITE!~
CharFound   A bolt of &Wl&wi&Wg&wh&Wt&wn&Wi&wn&Wg &cstrikes down from the heavens and hits $N!~
OthersFound A bolt of &Wl&wi&Wg&wh&Wt&wn&Wi&wn&Wg &cstrikes down from the heavens and hits $N!~
VictFound   A bolt of &Wl&wi&Wg&wh&Wt&wn&Wi&wn&Wg &cstrikes down from the heavens and hits you!~
CharAuto    You want somebody to smite you!?!?!~
OthersAuto  $n wants somebody to smite $m.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        scooby~
CharNoArg   You go Scooby Dooby Doo!~
OthersNoArg $n goes Scooby Dooby Doo!~
CharFound   You say to $M 'Ok gang, lets split up, the girls come with me.'~
OthersFound $n says to $N 'Ok gang, lets split up, the girls come with me.'~
VictFound   $n says to you 'Ok gang, lets split up, the girls come with me.'~
CharAuto    You think to yourself 'Man, I wish I had some Scooby Snax.'~
OthersAuto  $n has a gleam of hunger in $s eye, give $m some Scooby Snax.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        scowl~
CharNoArg   You scowl angrily.~
OthersNoArg $n scowls angrily.~
CharFound   You scowl angrily at $M.~
OthersFound $n scowls angrily at $N.~
VictFound   $n scowls angrily at you.~
CharAuto    You scowl angrily at yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n scowls angrily at $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        scratch~
CharNoArg   You scratch your head.~
OthersNoArg $n scratches $s head.~
CharFound   You scratch $M back.~
OthersFound $n scratches $N's back.~
VictFound   $n scratches your back.~
CharAuto    You scratch an itch.~
OthersAuto  $n scratches an itch.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        scratches~
CharNoArg   You think to yourself "Split the proceeds from an eq run?  Scratch that idea!" and sneer disdainfully.~
OthersNoArg $n thinks to $mself "Split the proceeds from an eq run?  Scratch that idea!" and sneers disdainfully.~
CharFound   You scratch $N in just the right spot.  Aaahhh.~
OthersFound $n scratches $N in just the right spot.  Aaahhh.~
VictFound   $n scratches you in just the right spot.  Aaahhh.~
CharAuto    You mumble softly "853 victims killed...291 cities pillaged...647 castles invaded..." as you scratch things off your to-do list.~
OthersAuto  $n mumbles softly "853 victims killed...291 cities pillaged...647 castles invaded..." as $e scratches things off $s to-do list.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        scream~
CharNoArg   ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!~
OthersNoArg $n screams loudly!~
CharFound   ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!  Yes, it MUST have been $S fault!!!~
OthersFound $n screams loudly at $N.  Better leave before $n blames you, too!!!~
VictFound   $n screams at you!  That's not nice!  *SNIFF*~
CharAuto    You scream at yourself.  Yes, that's ONE way of relieving tension!~
OthersAuto  $n screams loudly at $mself!  Is there a full moon up?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        scsa~
CharNoArg   You launch into a lengthy diatribe and encourage everyone to sing along by chanting "What?" after every phrase.~
OthersNoArg $n launches into a lengthy diatribe and encourages everyone to sing along by chanting "What?" after every phrase.~
CharFound   You ask $N "Do you know what my watch is saying?"  and $E replies "Sorry, I don't speak Spanish."~
OthersFound $n asks $N "Do you know what my watch is saying?"  and $E replies "Sorry, I don't speak Spanish."~
VictFound   $n asks you "Do you know what my watch is saying?"  and you reply "Sorry, I don't speak Spanish."~
CharAuto    Just in case anyone forgot, you remind them "I am the Leader of the Alliance and the WWF Champion.  What?"~
OthersAuto  Just in case anyone forgot, $n reminds them "I am the Leader of the Alliance and the WWF Champion.  What?"~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        serenade~
CharNoArg   You raise your clear voice towards the sky.~
OthersNoArg $n has begun to sing.~
CharFound   You sing a ballad to $M.~
OthersFound $n sings a ballad to $N.~
VictFound   $n sings a ballad to you!  How sweet!~
CharAuto    You sing a little ditty to yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n sings a little ditty to $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        sexy~
CharNoArg   You pose for the crowd around you.~
OthersNoArg $n poses for everyone.~
CharFound   You pose your muscles to $N.~
OthersFound $n poses for $N.~
VictFound   $n poses $s muscles to you.~
CharAuto    You look in the mirror and pose for yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n looks in the mirror and poses for $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        shaft~
CharNoArg   You say 'Shaft is a bad mother' -Shut Yo Mouth- 'I was only talking about Shaft'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Shaft is a bad mother' -Shut Yo Mouth- 'I was only talking about Shaft'~
CharFound   You say 'Cut the crap, $N. This is shaft.~
OthersFound $n says 'Cut the crap, $N. This is shaft.~
VictFound   $n says 'Cut the crap, $N. This is shaft.~
CharAuto    You're a complicated man, and no one understands you but your woman.~
OthersAuto  $n's a complicated man, and no one understands $m but $s woman.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        shake~
CharNoArg   You shake your head.~
OthersNoArg $n shakes $s head.~
CharFound   You shake your head in response to $S question.~
OthersFound $n shakes $s head in response to $N's question.~
VictFound   $n shakes $s head in response to your question.~
CharAuto    You shake your head.~
OthersAuto  $n shakes $s head.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        shakespeare~
CharNoArg   You say "To be or not to be; that is the question."~
OthersNoArg $n says "To be or not to be; that is the question."~
CharFound   You say to $N "Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?"~
OthersFound $n says to $N "Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?"~
VictFound   $n says to you "Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?"~
CharAuto    You say "All the MUD's a stage and all the men, women, and neuters merely players."~
OthersAuto  $n says "All the MUD's a stage and all the men, women, and neuters merely players."~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        shame~
CharNoArg   You are ashamed of yourself.~
OthersNoArg $n is ashamed of $mself.~
CharFound   You point at $N and say 'Shame!  Shame!'~
OthersFound $n points at $N and says 'Shame!  Shame!'~
VictFound   $n points at you and says 'Shame!  Shame!'~
CharAuto    You are ashamed of your inner child.~
OthersAuto  $n is so ashamed of $s inner child, $e voluntarily sits in the corner.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        shamrock~
CharNoArg   You enter AZ, pound your face with your fists and yell "It's time to knuckle up!"~
OthersNoArg $n enters AZ, pounds $s face with $s fists and yells "It's time to knuckle up!"~
CharFound   You take $N down with the Belly-To-Belly Suplex and make $M tap out to the Anklelock Submission.~
OthersFound $n takes $N down with the Belly-To-Belly Suplex and makes $M tap out to the Anklelock Submission.~
VictFound   $n takes you down with the Belly-To-Belly Suplex and makes you tap out to the Anklelock Submission.~
CharAuto    You snap and suplex everyone in sight, screaming "Stay outta my zone!"~
OthersAuto  $n snaps and suplexes everyone in sight, screaming "Stay outta my zone!"~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        shang~
CharNoArg   You say 'Liu Kang wins.  Flawless Victory.  Fatality!'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Liu Kang wins.  Flawless Victory!  Fatality!'~
CharFound   You say 'Sub Zero wins.  Flawless Victory!  Fatality!'~
OthersFound $n says 'Sub Zero wins.  Flawless Victory!  Fatality!'~
VictFound   $n says 'Sub Zero wins.  Flawless Victory!  Fatality!'~
CharAuto    You say 'Rayden wins.  Flawless Victory!  Fatality!'~
OthersAuto  $n says 'Rayden wins.  Flawless Victory!  Fatality!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        shao~
CharNoArg   You say 'Scorpion wins.  Flawless Victory!  Fatality!'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Scorpion wins.  Flawless Victory!  Fatality!'~
CharFound   You say 'Reptile wins.  Flawless Victory!  Fatality!'~
OthersFound $n says 'Reptile wins.  Flawless Victory!  Fatality!'~
VictFound   $n says 'Reptile wins.  Flawless Victory!  Fatality!'~
CharAuto    You say 'Jax wins.  Flawless Victory!  Fatality!'~
OthersAuto  $n says 'Jax wins.  Flawless Victory!  Fatality!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        sheryl~
CharNoArg   You ask "If it makes you happy...it can't be that bad...if it makes you happy...then why the hell are you so sad?"~
OthersNoArg $n asks "If it makes you happy...it can't be that bad...if it makes you happy...then why the hell are you so sad?"~
CharFound   You tell $N that $E's your favorite mistake.~
OthersFound $n tells $N that $E's $s favorite mistake.~
VictFound   $n tells you that you're $s favorite mistake.~
CharAuto    You remind everyone that they don't bring you anything but down.~
OthersAuto  $n reminds everyone that they don't bring $m anything but down.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        shhh~
CharNoArg   You frown and say 'Shhhhhh...'~
OthersNoArg $n asks everyone to please be quiet.~
CharFound   You tell $N to be quiet.~
OthersFound $n attempts to make $N close $S mouth in the interest of peace.~
VictFound   $n has asked you to please be quiet.~
CharAuto    You remind yourself to shaddup.~
OthersAuto  $n oddly tells $mself to be quiet.  Those darn voices again.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        shiver~
CharNoArg   Brrrrrrrrr...~
OthersNoArg $n shivers uncomfortably.~
CharFound   You shiver at the thought of fighting $M.~
OthersFound $n shivers at the thought of fighting $N.~
VictFound   $n shivers at the suicidal thought of fighting you.~
CharAuto    You shiver to yourself?~
OthersAuto  $n scares $mself to shivers.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        shock~
CharNoArg   You are shocked at what has just occurred.~
OthersNoArg $n is shocked at what has just occurred.~
CharFound   You are shocked at what $M has just done.~
OthersFound $n is shocked at what $N has just done.~
VictFound   $n is shocked at what you have just done.~
CharAuto    You have shocked yourself at what you just did.~
OthersAuto  $n has shocked $mself at what $e just did.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        shopping~
CharNoArg   You announce it's time to go shopping.  All the males flee the room!~
OthersNoArg $n announces it's time to go shopping.  All the males flee the room!~
CharFound   You tell $N it's time to go shopping.  All the males flee the room!~
OthersFound $n tells $N it's time to go shopping.  All the males flee the room!~
VictFound   $n tells you it's time to go shopping.  All the males flee the room!~
CharAuto    You go on a shopping spree.~
OthersAuto  $n goes on a shopping spree.  Hall And Oates' song 'Possession Obsession' can be heard playing on the radio.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        shrug~
CharNoArg   You shrug.~
OthersNoArg $n shrugs helplessly.~
CharFound   You shrug in response to $S question.~
OthersFound $n shrugs in response to $N's question.~
VictFound   $n shrugs in response to your question.~
CharAuto    You shrug to yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n shrugs to $mself.  What a strange person.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        shudder~
CharNoArg   You shudder in disgust.~
OthersNoArg $n shudders in disgust.~
CharFound   You shudder in disgust at $S actions.~
OthersFound $n shudders in disgust at $N's actions.~
VictFound   $n shudders in disgust at your actions.~
CharAuto    You shudder at your own disgusting thoughts.~
OthersAuto  $n shudders at $s own disgusting thoughts.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        sigh~
CharNoArg   You sigh.~
OthersNoArg $n sighs loudly.~
CharFound   You sigh as you think of $M.~
OthersFound $n sighs at the sight of $N.~
VictFound   $n sighs as $e thinks of you.  Touching, huh?~
CharAuto    You sigh at yourself.  You MUST be lonely.~
OthersAuto  $n sighs at $mself.  What a sorry sight.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        silly~
CharNoArg   You announce that you are just a big old silly.~
OthersNoArg $n announces that $e is just a big old silly.~
CharFound   You think $N is a big old silly.~
OthersFound $n thinks $N is a big old silly.~
VictFound   $n thinks you are a big old silly.~
CharAuto    You spray yourself with a can of silly string.~
OthersAuto  $n sprays $mself with a can of silly string while singing "Frayed ends of sanity...hear them calling...hear them calling me..."~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        sing~
CharNoArg   You raise your clear voice towards the sky.~
OthersNoArg $n has begun to sing.~
CharFound   You sing a ballad to $M.~
OthersFound $n sings a ballad to $N.~
VictFound   $n sings a ballad to you!  How sweet!~
CharAuto    You sing a little ditty to yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n sings a little ditty to $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        sir~
CharNoArg   Your a bitchass live with it!~
OthersNoArg $n stands tall and proudly proclaims, "I'm a bitchass!"~
CharFound   you draw your sword gallantly and bid $N kneel dubbing $M "Sir Bitchass"~
OthersFound $n draws $s sword gallantly and bids $N kneel dubbing $M "Sir Bitchass"~
VictFound   $n draws $s sword gallantly and bids you kneel dubbing you "Sir Bitchass"~
CharAuto    You kneel down before an imaginary king who dubs you "Sir Bitchass"~
OthersAuto  $n kneels down and makes a complete ass of $m self~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        slacker~
CharNoArg   you were gonna work today but instead your slacking.~
OthersNoArg Suprise Suprise! $n is being a slacker again!~
CharFound   You call $N a slacker!~
OthersFound $n taunts $N mercilessly calling them a slacker!~
VictFound   $n just called you a slacker! you thought about doing something about it, but well your slacking.~
CharAuto    Yep you know your a slacker!~
OthersAuto  $n is a slacker and he knows it!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        slap~
CharNoArg   Slap whom?~
OthersNoArg $n raises $s hand spastically as if to slap an unseen annoyance.~
CharFound   You rear back and slap $M with all your might.~
OthersFound $n rears back and slaps $N for $S stupidity.~
VictFound   $n rears back and slaps you cruelly for your stupidity.  OUCH!~
CharAuto    You slap yourself.  You deserve it.~
OthersAuto  $n slaps $mself.  Why don't you join in?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        slaughter~
CharNoArg   Wielding a massive cleaver, you prowl for unsuspecting meat.~
OthersNoArg $n grips a massive cleaver tightly, grinning mischievously.~
CharFound   Your cleaver swings carelessly as you chop $N into itsy bitsy pieces.~
OthersFound $n's cleaver cuts through the air, then through $N...  Repeatedly.~
VictFound   That's gonna leave a mark.~
CharAuto    Chop, chop, chop.  Ouch, ouch, ouch.~
OthersAuto  A-chopping $n will go...~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        slick~
CharNoArg   You enter AZ, dressed like a pimp, slinking along while waving your cane about as "Jive Soul Bro" plays in the background.~
OthersNoArg $n enters AZ, dressed like a pimp, slinking along while waving $s cane about as "Jive Soul Bro" plays in the background.~
CharFound   You grin sleazily as you remind $N "Hon-est-ay is the best pol-i-cay."~
OthersFound $n grins sleazily as $e reminds $N "Hon-est-ay is the best pol-i-cay."~
VictFound   $n grins sleazily as $e reminds you "Hon-est-ay is the best pol-i-cay."~
CharAuto    You're a Jive Soul Bro, a Jive Soul Bro, and you always lie to your friends...you're a Jive Soul Bro, a Jive Soul Bro, and you never get nowhere in the end!~
OthersAuto  $n's a Jive Soul Bro, a Jive Soul Bro, and $e always lies to $s friends...$n's a Jive Soul Bro, a Jive Soul Bro, and $e never gets nowhere in the end!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        slime~
CharNoArg   Slime who?~
OthersNoArg $n is a slimy character.  Forewarned is forearmed.~
CharFound   You dump a bucket of slime all over $N.  How cavalier!~
OthersFound $n dumps a bucket of slime all over $N.  How cavalier!~
VictFound   $n dumps a bucket of slime all over you.  Eeeeeeeew!  How gross!~
CharAuto    You want to slime yourself?  Don't be silly!~
OthersAuto  $n attempts to slime $mself but is not successful.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        slobber~
CharNoArg   You slobber all over the floor.~
OthersNoArg $n slobbers all over the floor.~
CharFound   You slobber all over $M.~
OthersFound $n slobbers all over $N.~
VictFound   $n slobbers all over you.~
CharAuto    You slobber all down your front.~
OthersAuto  $n slobbers all over $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        slurp~
CharNoArg   Slurp!  Slurp!~
OthersNoArg $n slurps $s drink noisily.~
CharFound   You slurp $N!~
OthersFound $n takes $N's face into $s hands and slurps $M! ~
VictFound   $n grabs ahold of your face and slurps you!~
CharAuto    That's really not possible.~
OthersAuto  $n tries to do something not physically possible.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        sly~
CharNoArg   You sly dog you!~
OthersNoArg $n tries to be sly.  Maybe you should tell $m $s fly is down.~
CharFound   You give $M a sly grin.~
OthersFound $n gives $N a sly grin.~
VictFound   $n gives you a sly grin.~
CharAuto    You give yourself a sly grin.  Everyone flees the room.~
OthersAuto  $n gives $mself a sly grin.  Run while you have the chance!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        smack~
CharNoArg   You think somebody needs to be smacked upside the head.~
OthersNoArg $n thinks somebody deserves a good smack upside the head.~
CharFound   You smack $M upside the head!~
OthersFound $n smacks $N upside the head!  Ouch!~
VictFound   $n smacks you upside the head, and it smarts!~
CharAuto    You smack yourself upside the head, ouch!~
OthersAuto  $n smacks $mself upside $s own head, ouch!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        smeg~
CharNoArg   You shout 'Smeg!  Smeg!  Smeg!'~
OthersNoArg $n shouts 'Smeg!  Smeg!  Smeg!'~
CharFound   You look at $N and say 'Smeg off $N...'~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and says 'Smeg off $N...'~
VictFound   $n looks at you and says 'Smeg off $N...'~
CharAuto    You shout 'Smegging hell!'~
OthersAuto  $n shouts 'Smegging hell!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        smile~
CharNoArg   You smile happily.~
OthersNoArg $n smiles happily.~
CharFound   You smile at $M.~
OthersFound $n beams a smile at $N.~
VictFound   $n smiles at you.~
CharAuto    You smile at yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n smiles at $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        smirk~
CharNoArg   You smirk.~
OthersNoArg $n smirks.~
CharFound   You smirk at $S saying.~
OthersFound $n smirks at $N's saying.~
VictFound   $n smirks at your saying.~
CharAuto    You smirk at yourself.  Okay...~
OthersAuto  $n smirks at $s own 'wisdom'.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        smite~
CharNoArg   You are in the mood to smite someone.~
OthersNoArg $n is in a smiting mood.  Run away!~
CharFound   You attempt to smite $N!~
OthersFound $n attempts to SMITE $N with a single mighty blow!~
VictFound   $n smites you with a single blow!~
CharAuto    Smiting oneself is not permitted by the Gods.~
OthersAuto  $n tries to smite $mself. Fortunately, the Gods intervened just in time.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        smooch~
CharNoArg   You are searching for someone to smooch.~
OthersNoArg $n is looking for someone to smooch.~
CharFound   You give $M a nice, wet smooch.~
OthersFound $n and $N are smooching in the corner.~
VictFound   $n smooches you passionately on the lips.~
CharAuto    You smooch yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n smooches $mself.  Yuck.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        smurf~
CharNoArg   You say 'I am going to catch those blasted smurfs!'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'I am going to catch those blasted smurfs!'~
CharFound   You grab $N thinking $E is a smurf!~
OthersFound $n grabs $N thinking $E is a smurf!~
VictFound   $n grabs you thinking you are a smurf!~
CharAuto    You think 'I am blue, three apples high...  I must be a smurf!'~
OthersAuto  $n thinks 'I am blue, three apples high...  I must be a smurf!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        snap~
CharNoArg   You snap your fingers.~
OthersNoArg $n snaps $s fingers.~
CharFound   You snap back at $M.~
OthersFound $n snaps back at $N.~
VictFound   $n snaps back at you!~
CharAuto    You snap yourself to attention.~
OthersAuto  $n snaps $mself to attention.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        snarl~
CharNoArg   You grizzle your teeth and look mean.~
OthersNoArg $n snarls angrily.~
CharFound   You snarl at $M.~
OthersFound $n snarls at $N.~
VictFound   $n snarls at you, for some reason.~
CharAuto    You snarl at yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n snarls at $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        sneer~
CharNoArg   You sneer in contempt.~
OthersNoArg $n sneers in contempt.~
CharFound   You sneer at $M in contempt.~
OthersFound $n sneers at $N in contempt.~
VictFound   $n sneers at you in contempt.~
CharAuto    You sneer at yourself in contempt.~
OthersAuto  $n sneers at $mself in contempt.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        sneeze~
CharNoArg   You sneeze.  Gesundheit!~
OthersNoArg $n sneezes.~
CharFound   You contort like you are about to sneeze infront of $N.  You don't.~
OthersFound $n contorts like $e is going to sneeze infront of $N, but doesn't.~
VictFound   $n contorts like $e is going to sneeze infront of you, but doesn't.~
CharAuto    You hold a tissue to your face and sneeze.~
OthersAuto  $n holds a tissue to $s face and sneezes.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        sngrin~
CharNoArg   You grin mischieviously.~
OthersNoArg $n grins as if $s thoughts are mischevious.~
CharFound   You give $N your award winning sneaky grin..~
OthersFound $n gives $N a very sneaky looking grin.~
VictFound   $n gives you a grin that makes you reach for your coin purse to see if it's there.~
CharAuto    You grin mischieviously.~
OthersAuto  $n grins in a way that makes you reach for your coin purse to see if it's there.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        snicker~
CharNoArg   You snicker softly.~
OthersNoArg $n snickers softly.~
CharFound   You snicker with $M about your shared secret.~
OthersFound $n snickers with $N about their shared secret.~
VictFound   $n snickers with you about your shared secret.~
CharAuto    You snicker at your own evil thoughts.~
OthersAuto  $n snickers at $s own evil thoughts.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        snickering~
CharNoArg   You begin snickering uncontrollably, no doubt overcome at the idiocy around you.~
OthersNoArg $n begins snickering uncontrollably, no doubt overcome at the idiocy around $m.~
CharFound   You start snickering relentlessly at $N's pathetic attempts to be cool.~
OthersFound $n starts snickering relentlessly at $N's pathetic attempts to be cool.~
VictFound   $n starts snickering relentlessly at your pathetic attempts to be cool.~
CharAuto    You start snickering crazily, doubtlessly cooking up a nefarious scheme to overthrow the world...again.~
OthersAuto  $n starts snickering crazily, doubtlessly cooking up a nefarious scheme to overthrow the world...again.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        sniff~
CharNoArg   You sniff sadly.  *SNIFF*~
OthersNoArg $n sniffs sadly.~
CharFound   You sniff sadly at the way $E is treating you.~
OthersFound $n sniffs sadly at the way $N is treating $m.~
VictFound   $n sniffs sadly at the way you are treating $m.~
CharAuto    You sniff sadly at your lost opportunities.~
OthersAuto  $n sniffs sadly at $mself.  Something MUST be bothering $m.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        snm~
CharNoArg   Now you see what will be; blinded eyes do see...For Whom The Bell Tolls...time marches on...For Whom The Bell Tolls!!!~
OthersNoArg Now $n sees what will be; blinded eyes do see...For Whom The Bell Tolls...time marches on...For Whom The Bell Tolls!!!~
CharFound   You remind $N that when it comes to being the soothing light at the end of $S tunnel...it's just a freight train coming $S way.~
OthersFound $n reminds $N that when it comes to being the soothing light at the end of $S tunnel...it's just a freight train coming $S way.~
VictFound   $n reminds you that when it comes to being the soothing light at the end of your tunnel...it's just a freight train coming your way.~
CharAuto    You hear The Call Of The Ktulu and prepare to face The Thing That Should Not Be.~
OthersAuto  $n hears The Call Of The Ktulu and prepares to face The Thing That Should Not Be.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        snore~
CharNoArg   You snore loudly...  Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.~
OthersNoArg $n snores loudly.~
CharFound   You snore loudly at $M, $e must be boring.~
OthersFound $n snores loudly at $N, $e must be boring.~
VictFound   $n snores loudly at you, you must be boring.~
CharAuto    You are very, very bored.~
OthersAuto  $n is very, very bored.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        snorkel~
CharNoArg   You stick your head under water and blow bubbles out of your nose.~
OthersNoArg $n sticks $s head under water and blows bubbles out of $s nose.~
CharFound   You invite $N to go snorkeling with you.~
OthersFound $n invites $N to go snorkling with $m.~
VictFound   $n invites you to go snorkeling with $m.~
CharAuto    You strap on your snorkel and explore the briny deep.~
OthersAuto  $n straps on $s snorkel and does $s best Jacques Cousteau impression.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        snort~
CharNoArg   You snort in disgust.~
OthersNoArg $n snorts in disgust.~
CharFound   You snort at $M in disgust.~
OthersFound $n snorts at $N in disgust.~
VictFound   $n snorts at you in disgust.~
CharAuto    You snort at yourself in disgust.~
OthersAuto  $n snorts at $mself in disgust.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        snowball~
CharNoArg   Whom do you want to throw a snowball at?~
OthersNoArg $n throws snowballs at random.  Duck!~
CharFound   You throw a snowball in $N's face.~
OthersFound $n throws a snowball at $N.~
VictFound   $n throws a snowball at you.~
CharAuto    You throw a snowball at yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n throws a snowball at $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        snuggle~
CharNoArg   Who?~
OthersNoArg $n is looking for someone to snuggle.  Does the word desperate mean anything to you?~
CharFound   you snuggle $M.~
OthersFound $n snuggles up to $N.~
VictFound   $n snuggles up to you.~
CharAuto    You snuggle up, getting ready to sleep.~
OthersAuto  $n snuggles up, getting ready to sleep.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        soul~
CharNoArg   You scream as your soul is torn from you and sent hurtling into the abyss.~
OthersNoArg $n screams as $s soul is torn from $m and sent hurtling into the abyss.~
CharFound   You laugh diabolically as you tear $N's soul from $M and send it hurtling into the abyss.~
OthersFound $n laughs diabolically as $e tears $N's soul from $M and sends it hurtling into the abyss.~
VictFound   $n laughs diabolically as $e tears your soul from you and sends it hurtling into the abyss.~
CharAuto    You gotta groove so you bust a move.  You should be on Soul Train, dude.~
OthersAuto  $n's gotta groove so $e busts a move.  See, $e's doing $s famous impression of the only black man without soul.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        spam~
CharNoArg   You gobble down a can of spam.  Oink!~
OthersNoArg $n gobbles down a can of spam.  Oink!~
CharFound   You hurl a can of Spam at $N.  Hey! No spamming allowed here!~
OthersFound $n hurls a can of Spam at $N.  Silly $n, $e thinks that is spamming.~
VictFound   $n hurls a can of Spam at you.  What a fool!  I bet $e thinks $e is spamming you.~
CharAuto    You want to spam yourself?  Forget it!~
OthersAuto  $n hits $mself over the head with a can of spam.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        spammy~
CharNoArg   You complain about the terrible spam.~
OthersNoArg $n complains about the terrible spam.~
CharFound   You share your can of spam with $N.~
OthersFound $n shares a can of spam with $N.~
VictFound   $n shares a can of spam with you.~
CharAuto    You choke down a can of spam!  OINK!~
OthersAuto  $n chokes down a can of spam!  OINK!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        spank~
CharNoArg   Spank whom?~
OthersNoArg $n is looking for someone to spank.  Feeling cheeky?~
CharFound   You spank $M playfully.~
OthersFound $n spanks $N playfully.~
VictFound   $n spanks you playfully.  OUCH!~
CharAuto    You spank yourself.  Kinky!~
OthersAuto  $n spanks $mself.  Kinky!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        spin~
CharNoArg   You twirl in a graceful pirouette.~
OthersNoArg $n twirls in a graceful pirouette.~
CharFound   You spin $M on one finger.~
OthersFound $n spins $N on $s finger.~
VictFound   $n spins you around on $s finger.~
CharAuto    You spin yourself around and around and around....~
OthersAuto  $n spins $mself around and around and around...~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        spiritbomb~
CharNoArg   You stretch your arms into the sky to gather power for the Spirit Bomb attack.~
OthersNoArg $n stretches $s arms into the sky to gather power for the Spirit Bomb attack.~
CharFound   You release the Spirit Bomb and direct it at $M.~
OthersFound $n releases the Spirit Bomb and directs it at $N.~
VictFound   $n releases the Spirit Bomb and directs it at you.~
CharAuto    The Spirit Bomb attack hits you, sending you into the other dimension.~
OthersAuto  $n starts screaming as the Spirit Bomb attack hits $M, sending $M to the other dimension.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        spit~
CharNoArg   You spit over your left shoulder.~
OthersNoArg $n spits over $s left shoulder.~
CharFound   You spit in $s face.~
OthersFound $n spits in $N's face.~
VictFound   $n spits in your face.~
CharAuto    You drool on yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n drools on $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        splash~
CharNoArg   You splash the water.~
OthersNoArg $n splashes the water.~
CharFound   You splash the water at $M.~
OthersFound $n splashes the water at $N.~
VictFound   $n splashes the water at you.~
CharAuto    You splash the water apon yourself making your skin glisten in the light.~
OthersAuto  $n splashes the water apon $mself making $s skin glisten in the light.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        spooch~
CharNoArg   You think about squiggly spooches and start dreaming of Akutenshi.  You weirdo.~
OthersNoArg $n thinks about squiggly spooches and starts dreaming of Akutenshi.  What a weirdo.~
CharFound   You poke $N's squiggly spooch.  You pervert!~
OthersFound $n pokes $N's squiggly spooch.  Bloody pervert!~
VictFound   $n pokes your squiggly spooch.  Bloody pervert!~
CharAuto    You poke yourself in the squiggly spooch.  You'll do -anything- to make Akutenshi horny, won't you?~
OthersAuto  $n pokes $mself in the squiggly spooch.  It seems $e's obviously in dire need of some of Akutenshi's sexual healing.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        squeak~
CharNoArg   You squeak like a mouse.~
OthersNoArg $n squeaks like a mouse.~
CharFound   You squeak at $M.~
OthersFound $n squeaks at $N.  Is $e a man or a mouse?~
VictFound   $n squeaks at you.  Is $e a man or a mouse?~
CharAuto    You squeak at yourself like a mouse.~
OthersAuto  $n squeaks at $mself like a mouse.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        squeal~
CharNoArg   You squeal with delight.~
OthersNoArg $n squeals with delight.~
CharFound   You squeal at $M.~
OthersFound $n squeals at $N.  Wonder why?~
VictFound   $n squeals at you.  You must be doing something good.~
CharAuto    You squeal at yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n squeals at $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        squeeze~
CharNoArg   Where, what, how, whom?~
OthersNoArg $n wants some freshly squeezed orange juice.  Can you help $m out?~
CharFound   You squeeze $M fondly.~
OthersFound $n squeezes $N fondly.~
VictFound   $n squeezes you fondly.~
CharAuto    You squeeze yourself - try to relax a little!~
OthersAuto  $n squeezes $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        squint~
CharNoArg   Bright light!  Bright light!~
OthersNoArg $n hides $s wee pupils from Ra's menacing globe.~
CharFound   $N glows with energy!~
OthersFound $n hides $s wee pupils from $N's radiant aura.~
VictFound   $n hides $s wee pupils from your radiant aura.~
CharAuto    You attempt to invert your eyeballs.  That's GOTTA hurt.~
OthersAuto  $n tries to hide $s wee pupils from themself.  They glow with strangeness!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        squirm~
CharNoArg   You squirm guiltily.~
OthersNoArg $n squirms guiltily.  Looks like $e did it.~
CharFound   You squirm in front of $M.~
OthersFound $n squirms in front of $N.~
VictFound   $n squirms in front of you.  You make $m nervous.~
CharAuto    You squirm and squirm and squirm...~
OthersAuto  $n squirms and squirms and squirm....~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        squish~
CharNoArg   You squish your toes into the sand.~
OthersNoArg $n squishes $s toes into the sand.~
CharFound   You squish $M between your legs.~
OthersFound $n squishes $N between $s legs.~
VictFound   $n squishes you between $s legs.~
CharAuto    You squish yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n squishes $mself.  OUCH.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        stare~
CharNoArg   You stare at the sky.~
OthersNoArg $n stares at the sky.~
CharFound   You stare dreamily at $N, completely lost in $S eyes.~
OthersFound $n stares dreamily at $N.~
VictFound   $n stares dreamily at you, completely lost in your eyes.~
CharAuto    You stare dreamily at yourself - enough narcissism for now.~
OthersAuto  $n stares dreamily at $mself - NARCISSIST!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        stayin~
CharNoArg   Well, they can tell by the way you use your walk, you're a woman's man, no time to talk.~
OthersNoArg Well, you can tell by the way $n uses $s walk, $e's a woman's man, no time to talk.~
CharFound   Dressed in your white open-necked polyester suit and black shirt, you do the Travolta for $N as "Stayin' Alive" blasts over the loudspeakers.~
OthersFound Dressed in $s white open-necked polyester suit and black shirt, $n does the Travolta for $N as "Stayin' Alive" blasts over the loudspeakers.~
VictFound   Dressed in $s white open-necked polyester suit and black shirt, $n does the Travolta for you as "Stayin' Alive" blasts over the loudspeakers.~
CharAuto    You're still going nowhere, somebody help you, somebody help you learn to dance.~
OthersAuto  $n's still going nowhere, somebody help $m, somebody help $m learn to dance.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        steam~
CharNoArg   You are so angry that two sharp blasts of steam come whistling out of your ears.~
OthersNoArg $n is so angry that two sharp blasts of steam come whistling out of $s ears.~
CharFound   You are so angry at $N that two sharp blasts of steam come whistling out of your ears.~
OthersFound $n is so angry at $N that two sharp blasts of steam come whistling out of $s ears!~
VictFound   $n is so angry at you that two sharp blasts of steam come whistling out of $s ears!~
CharAuto    You hop a ride on a steam train.~
OthersAuto  $n makes a cup of tea with a steam kettle.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        stease~
CharNoArg   You begin to do a totally erotic strip tease. ~
OthersNoArg $n dances around you removing $s clothes in a strip tease.~
CharFound   You begin a slow erotic strip tease.~
OthersFound $n does a slow erotic strip tease for $N, WHOA BABY!!~
VictFound   $n begins to do a slow erotic strip tease for you, WHOA BABY!!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        stein~
CharNoArg   You will now attempt to defend your money by becoming a common contestant.~
OthersNoArg $n will now attempt to defend $s money by becoming a common contestant.~
CharFound   You beat $N in what you call a Best-Of-10 Test Of Knowledge and successfully defend the remainder of your money, which you will now use to take on your next opponent.~
OthersFound $n beats $N in what $e calls a Best-Of-10 Test Of Knowledge and successfully defends the remainder of $s money, which $e will now use to take on $s next opponent.~
VictFound   $n beats you in what $e calls a Best-Of-10 Test Of Knowledge and successfully defends the remainder of $s money, which $e will now use to take on $s next opponent.~
CharAuto    You remind everyone that on some far-off, distant planet...on some far-off, distant day...they too may be able to Win...Ben...Stein's...MONEY!!!~
OthersAuto  $n reminds everyone that on some far-off, distant planet...on some far-off, distant day...they too may be able to Win...Ben...Stein's...MONEY!!!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        stern~
CharNoArg   Who should you be stern to?~
OthersNoArg $n is in a stern mood.~
CharFound   You give $M a stern glare.~
OthersFound $n gives $N a stern glare.~
VictFound   $n gives you a stern glare.~
CharAuto    You wish to be stern to yourself?~
OthersAuto  $n is being stern to $Mself.  Must have been a really bad day.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        stone~
CharNoArg   $n kicks a stone at nothing in particular.~
OthersNoArg $n's papa was a rolling stone.~
CharFound   You begin to pelt $M with large stones.~
OthersFound $n attempts to stone $N to death!  Eeeek!~
VictFound   $n throws several stones at you!  Owwww.  Are you gonna take that?~
CharAuto    The gods don't allow suicide.~
OthersAuto  $n picks up a rock and throws it straight up in the air.  Watch out!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        stonecold~
CharNoArg   You say "If you want me to whip somebody's ass, gimme a Hell Yeah!"~
OthersNoArg $n says "If you want me to whip somebody's ass, gimme a Hell Yeah!"~
CharFound   You stomp a mudhole in $N and walk it dry.~
OthersFound $n stomps a mudhole in $N and walks it dry.~
VictFound   $n stomps a mudhole in you and walks it dry.~
CharAuto    You say "Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your ass...and that's the bottom line...'cause Stone Cold said so!"~
OthersAuto  $n says "Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your ass...and that's the bottom line...'cause Stone Cold said so!"~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        storm~
CharNoArg   You enter AZ and address the public "If I could be serious for a minute...don't blame Canada, blame yourselves!"~
OthersNoArg $n enters AZ and addresses the public "If I could be serious for a minute...don't blame Canada, blame yourselves!"~
CharFound   You rattle $N with a SuperKick and make $M tap out to the Canadian Maple Leaf.~
OthersFound $n rattles $N with a SuperKick and makes $M tap out to the Canadian Maple Leaf.~
VictFound   $n rattles you with a SuperKick and makes you tap out to the Canadian Maple Leaf.~
CharAuto    You inform everyone that you're sick and tired of all the offbeat shenanigans around here.~
OthersAuto  $n informs everyone that $e's sick and tired of all the offbeat shenanigans around here.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        strangle~
CharNoArg   You feel the need to strangle someone.~
OthersNoArg $n gets a cruel look in $s eyes.~
CharFound   You strangle $M.~
OthersFound $n puts $s hands around $N's neck and strangles $m.~
VictFound   $n puts $s hands around your neck and strangles you.~
CharAuto    You try to strangle yourself.  *CHOKE GAG CHOKE*~
OthersAuto  $n tries to strangle $mself, maybe you should help out?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        strawman~
CharNoArg   You sing 'If I only had a brain.'~
OthersNoArg $n sings 'If I only had a brain.'~
CharFound   You dance around $M like a silly old straw man.~
OthersFound $n dances around $N like a silly old straw man.~
VictFound   $n dances around you like a silly old straw man.~
CharAuto    You begin to dance about like a straw man, but all your stuffing falls out.~
OthersAuto  $n begins to dance about like a straw man, but all $s stuffing falls out.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        stretch~
CharNoArg   You stretch and relax your sore muscles.~
OthersNoArg $n stretches luxuriously.  Makes you want to, doesn't it?~
CharFound   You stretch and relax your sore muscles.~
OthersFound $n stretches luxuriously.  Makes you want to, doesn't it?~
VictFound   $n stretches luxuriously.  Makes you want to, doesn't it?~
CharAuto    You stretch and relax your sore muscles.~
OthersAuto  $n stretches luxuriously.  Makes you want to, doesn't it?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        stripping~
CharNoArg   You begin stripping slowly and sensuously.  After shaking your moneymaker, you ask "Who wants a lap dance?"~
OthersNoArg $n begins stripping slowly and sensuously.  After shaking $s moneymaker, $e asks "Who wants a lap dance?"~
CharFound   You begin stripping for $N and judge $S reaction.  Looks like you'll have to buy $M Viagra for Christmas, again.~
OthersFound $n begins stripping for $N and judges $S reaction.  Looks like $e'll have to buy $M Viagra for Christmas, again.~
VictFound   $n begins stripping for you and judges your reaction.  Looks like $e'll have to buy you Viagra for Christmas, again.~
CharAuto    You begin stripping in front of a mirror.  Prepare for 7 years bad luck.~
OthersAuto  $n begins stripping in front of a mirror.  Very brave of $m to face $mself that way, eh?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        stroke~
CharNoArg   Hrmmm...  Whose thigh did you want to caress?~
OthersNoArg $n says $e has stroke around here.~
CharFound   You gently stroke $S inner thigh.~
OthersFound $n gently strokes $N's inner thigh...  Maybe they should get a room!~
VictFound   $n gently strokes your inner thigh with a light feathery touch.~
CharAuto    You are about to do something you would rather not be caught doing.~
OthersAuto  $n starts to do something disgusting and then stops.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        strut~
CharNoArg   Strut your stuff.~
OthersNoArg $n struts proudly.~
CharFound   You strut to get $S attention.~
OthersFound $n struts, hoping to get $N's attention.~
VictFound   $n struts, hoping to get your attention.~
CharAuto    You strut to yourself, lost in your own world.~
OthersAuto  $n struts to $mself, lost in $s own world.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        stuff~
CharNoArg   You stuff your imaginary friend into an extradimensional portal.~
OthersNoArg $n stuffs $s imaginary friend into an extradimensional portal.~
CharFound   You stuff $N into an extradimensional portal...where $E belongs.~
OthersFound $n stuffs $N into an extradimensional portal...where $E belongs.~
VictFound   $n stuffs you into an extradimensional portal...where you belong.~
CharAuto    You attempt to dive head first into an extradimensional portal.~
OthersAuto  $n attempts to hide by diving head first into an extradimensional portal.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        suck~
CharNoArg   You scream at the top of your lungs 'I SUCK!'~
OthersNoArg $n screams at the top of $s lungs 'I SUCK!'~
CharFound   You scream in $N's face 'YOU SUCK!'~
OthersFound $n screams in $N's face 'YOU SUCK!'~
VictFound   $n screams in your face 'YOU SUCK!'~
CharAuto    You scream at the top of your lungs 'I SUCK!'~
OthersAuto  $n screams at the top of $s lungs 'I SUCK!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        suffer~
CharNoArg   No xp again?  You suffer at the hands of fate.~
OthersNoArg $n is suffering.  Looks like $e can't seem to level.~
CharFound   You tell $M how you suffer whenever you're away from $M.~
OthersFound $n tells $N that $e suffers whenever they're apart.~
VictFound   $n tells you that $e suffers whenever you're apart.~
CharAuto    No xp again?  You suffer at the hands of fate.~
OthersAuto  $n is suffering.  Looks like $e can't seem to level.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        sulk~
CharNoArg   You sulk.~
OthersNoArg $n sulks in the corner.~
CharFound   You sulk at $N.~
OthersFound $n sulks at $N.~
VictFound   $n sulks at you.~
CharAuto    You sulk at yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n sulks at $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        superman~
CharNoArg   You fly heroically through the air, cape flapping in the wind, as onlookers below scream "Look!  Up in the sky!  It's a bird!  It's a plane!  It's...Super$n!"~
OthersNoArg $n flies heroically through the air, cape flapping in the wind, as onlookers below scream "Look!  Up in the sky!  It's a bird!  It's a plane!  It's...Super$n!"~
CharFound   You use your X-Ray Vision to see through $N's clothing.  You SuperPervert, you!~
OthersFound $n uses $s X-Ray Vision to see through $N's clothing.  Is $e a SuperPervert or what?~
VictFound   $n uses $s X-Ray Vision to see through your clothing.  Talk about a SuperPervert!~
CharAuto    You strike an allegedly "heroic" pose as your picture is taken for the poster for the upcoming film "Super$n: The Movie".  Meanwhile, the photographer is thinking "They think $e's Super?  Man, what are they smoking?"~
OthersAuto  $n strikes an allegedly "heroic" pose as $s picture is taken for the poster for the upcoming film "Super$n: The Movie".  Meanwhile, the photographer is thinking "They think $e's Super?  Man, what are they smoking?"~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        supersaiyan~
CharNoArg   You transform into a blond haired and green eyed Super Saiyan.~
OthersNoArg $n transforms into a blond haired and green eyed Super Saiyan.~
CharFound   You power-up and attack $M with great speed and strength.~
OthersFound $n powers-up and attacks $N with great speed and strength.~
VictFound   $n powers-up and attacks you with great speed and strength.~
CharAuto    Your determination and need has helped you reach a higher form of Super Saiyan.~
OthersAuto  $n's determination and need has helped $m reach a higher form of Super Saiyan.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        superself~
CharNoArg   You reach the next level of power with an explosion and a flash of light.~
OthersNoArg $n reaches the next level of power with an explosion and a flash of light.~
CharFound   You show off your power level to $M and call yourself Super $n.~
OthersFound $n shows off $s power level to $N and calls $mself Super $n.~
VictFound   $n shows off $s power level to you and calls $mself Super $n.~
CharAuto    As you powerup your muscles buldge, a golden aura surrounds you and your speed increases.~
OthersAuto  As $n's power increases, $s muscles buldge, a golder aura surrounds $m and $s speed increases.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        surprise~
CharNoArg   You jump back in surprise.~
OthersNoArg $n jumps back in surprise.~
CharFound   You sneak up behind $N and shout 'BOO!'~
OthersFound $n sneaks up behind $N and shouts 'BOO!'~
VictFound   $n sneaks up behind you and shouts 'BOO!' making you jump in surprise.~
CharAuto    You attempt to surprise yourself, but it doesn't work.~
OthersAuto  $n attempts to surprise $mself, but it doesn't work.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        sweat~
CharNoArg   You wipe the sweat from your brow.~
OthersNoArg $n wipes the sweat from $s brow.~
CharFound   You start to sweat at $N's presence..~
OthersFound $n starts to sweat at $N's presence..~
VictFound   $n starts to sweat at your presence..~
CharAuto    Man it's hot in here!~
OthersAuto  $n starts sweating profusely.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        sweetie~
CharNoArg   You look for your sweetie but cannot find them.~
OthersNoArg $n looks for $s sweetie but cannot find them.~
CharFound   You spot $N and coo 'Hello Sweetie!'~
OthersFound $n spots $N and coos 'Hello Sweetie!'~
VictFound   $n spots you and coos 'Hello Sweetie!'~
CharAuto    You think you're sweet?  OK, sure man.~
OthersAuto  $n croons 'Ain't $e sweet?' whilst staring at $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        swoon~
CharNoArg   You swoon in ecstacy.~
OthersNoArg $n swoons in ecstacy.~
CharFound   You swoon in ecstacy at the thought of $M.~
OthersFound $n swoons in ecstacy at the thought of $N.~
VictFound   $n swoons in ecstacy as $e thinks of you.~
CharAuto    You swoon in ecstacy.~
OthersAuto  $n swoons in ecstacy.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        tackle~
CharNoArg   You can't tackle the AIR!~
OthersNoArg $n looks for someone to tackle.  Move.  Now.  Quickly.~
CharFound   You run over to $M and bring $M down!~
OthersFound $n runs over to $N and tackles $M to the ground!~
VictFound   $n runs over to you and tackles you to the ground!~
CharAuto    You wrap your arms around yourself, and throw yourself to the ground.~
OthersAuto  $n wraps $s arms around $mself and brings $mself down!?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        tag~
CharNoArg   You shout 'Enough killing!  Let's play some tag!'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Enough killing!  Let's play some tag!'~
CharFound   You slap $N on the back and scream 'You're it slowpoke!'~
OthersFound $n slaps $N on the back and screams 'You're it slowpoke!'~
VictFound   $n slaps you on the back and screams 'You're it slowpoke!'~
CharAuto    You dodges your left hand, but are led directly into your right!  Fool!~
OthersAuto  $n dodges $s left hand, but is led directly into $s right!  Fool!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        talker~
CharNoArg   You announce 'Man, YakTalk rocks.  Pick up a copy!'~
OthersNoArg $n announces 'Man, YakTalk rocks.  Pick up a copy!'~
CharFound   You tell $N about YakTalk.~
OthersFound $n tells $N about YakTalk.~
VictFound   $n tells you 'Visit YakTalk sometime, that place kicks!'~
CharAuto    You say 'I visit my nearest YakTalk all the time...  They are always packed!'~
OthersAuto  $n says 'I visit my nearest YakTalk all the time...  They are always packed!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        tamale~
CharNoArg   You are a hot tamale.  Arriba!~
OthersNoArg $n is one hot tamale.  Arriba!~
CharFound   You look at $N and think 'Wow!  What a hot tamale!'~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and thinks 'Wow!  What a hot tamale!'~
VictFound   $n looks at you and thinks 'Wow!  What a hot tamale!'~
CharAuto    You think you're one hot tamale.~
OthersAuto  $n thinks $e's one hot tamale.  Well, you always knew $e was hotblooded.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        tap~
CharNoArg   You tap your foot impatiently.~
OthersNoArg $n taps $s foot impatiently.~
CharFound   You tap your foot impatiently.  Will $E ever be ready?~
OthersFound $n taps $s foot impatiently as $e waits for $N.~
VictFound   $n taps $s foot impatiently as $e waits for you.~
CharAuto    You tap yourself on the head.  Ouch!~
OthersAuto  $n taps $mself on the head.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        tape~
CharNoArg   You pull out a roll of tape.~
OthersNoArg $n pulls out a roll of tape.~
CharFound   You tape $N's big mouth shut.~
OthersFound $n tapes $N's big mouth shut.~
VictFound   $n tapes your big mouth shut.~
CharAuto    You tape your own big mouth shut.~
OthersAuto  $n tapes $s own big mouth shut.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        taunt~
CharNoArg   You peer around you, looking for someone to taunt.~
OthersNoArg $n wants to taunt someone.~
CharFound   You taunt $M. Hope $E doesn't make you do it a second time!~
OthersFound $n is taunting $N.~
VictFound   $n taunts you cruelly, and threatens to do it again! Watch out!~
CharAuto    You really can't taunt yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n attempts to taunt $mself. Perhaps $e needs help?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        tazz~
CharNoArg   You yell "Beat me if you CAN...Survive if I LET you!!!"~
OthersNoArg $n yells "Beat me if you CAN...Survive if I LET you!!!"~
CharFound   You maim $N with the TazzPlex and make $M tap out to the TazzMission.~
OthersFound $n maims $N with the TazzPlex and makes $M tap out to the TazzMission.~
VictFound   $n maims you with the TazzPlex and makes you tap out to the TazzMission.~
CharAuto    You yell "The Mood Is About To Change...and if you don't get out of my way, you'll be Just Anotha Victim!"~
OthersAuto  $n yells "The Mood Is About To Change...and if you don't get out of my way, you'll be Just Anotha Victim!"~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        teamrocket~
CharNoArg   You say the Team Rocket slogan.~
OthersNoArg $n says 'To protect the world from devastation.  To unite all people within our nation.  To denounce the evils of truth and love.  To extend our reach to the stars above!'~
CharFound   You say to $M 'Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light.  Surrender now or prepare to fight!'~
OthersFound $n says the Team Rocket slogan to $N.~
VictFound   $n says to you 'Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!  Surrender now or prepare to fight!'~
CharAuto    Meowth says 'Meowth, that's right!'~
OthersAuto  Meowth says 'Meowth, that's right!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        teapot~
CharNoArg   Where do your arms go again?~
OthersNoArg $n tries to remember the words to a song...~
CharFound   You place your arms in position and begin singing 'I'm a little teapot, short and stout...'~
OthersFound $n gets $s hands in position and beings doing the teapot dance.~
VictFound   $n puts $s hands in position and begins singing 'I'm a little teapot, short and stout' to you.~
CharAuto    You being doing the teapot dance for your own amusement...  Bored maybe?~
OthersAuto  $n begins singing and dancing to I'm a little teapot, better call the asylum.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        tease~
CharNoArg   You look for someone to tease.~
OthersNoArg $n searches for a victim to tease.~
CharFound   You tease $M playfully.~
OthersFound $n is such a tease!~
VictFound   $n teases you playfully.~
CharAuto    You attempt to tease yourself.  Pick on someone else!~
OthersAuto  $n tries to tease $mself.  What a loon.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        temple~
CharNoArg   You want to do what?  And to whom?~
OthersNoArg $n says $s body is a temple.~
CharFound   You begin to rub $S temples, attempting to reduce $S stress.~
OthersFound $n begins to rub $N's temples, $E then begins to relax.~
VictFound   $n begins to carefully massage your temples...  Your stress melts away.~
CharAuto    You rub your temples, your patience wearing thin.~
OthersAuto  $n rubs $s temples, looking rather impatient.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        tender~
CharNoArg   You will enjoy it more if you choose someone to kiss.~
OthersNoArg $n feels like giving someone a tender kiss.  Careful, $e might have cooties!~
CharFound   You give $M a soft, tender kiss.~
OthersFound $n gives $N a soft, tender kiss.~
VictFound   $n gives you a soft, tender kiss.~
CharAuto    You'd better not, people may start to talk!~
OthersAuto  $n kisses $mself tenderly.  Finally, $e gets some tongue action.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        tendril~
CharNoArg   You reach up and move a stray strand of hair from your eyes.~
OthersNoArg $n reaches up to remove a stray whisp of hair from $s eyes.~
CharFound   You gently move a stray whisp of hair from $N's eyes.~
OthersFound $n reaches up to move a stray strand of hair from $N's eyes.~
VictFound   $n gently pushes the hair from your eyes.~
CharAuto    You reach up and move a stray strand of hair from your eyes.~
OthersAuto  $n casually flips the hair from in front of $s eyes~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        test~
CharNoArg   Sporting your long flowing blond hair, sunglasses, black leather pants and a tank top, you enter AZ as "This Is A Test" plays over the loudspeakers.~
OthersNoArg Sporting $s long flowing blond hair, sunglasses, black leather pants and a tank top, $n enters AZ as "This Is A Test" plays over the loudspeakers.~
CharFound   You batter $N with a Flying Elbow and demolish $M with the Big Boot To The Face.~
OthersFound $n batters $N with a Flying Elbow and demolishes $M with the Big Boot To The Face.~
VictFound   $n batters you with a Flying Elbow and demolishes you with the Big Boot To The Face.~
CharAuto    You ask your opponent if they think they can pass the Test.~
OthersAuto  $n asks $s opponent if they think they can pass the Test.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        tgame~
CharNoArg   You spin the wheel, hit Bankrupt! and lose the game.~
OthersNoArg $n spins the wheel, hits Bankrupt! and loses the game.~
CharFound   You say to $N "I'll take Potpourri for 600 dollars, Alex." and hit the Daily Double.~
OthersFound $n says to $N "I'll take Potpourri for 600 dollars, Alex." and hits the Daily Double.~
VictFound   $n says to you "I'll take Potpourri for 600 dollars, Alex." and hits the Daily Double.~
CharAuto    You tell everyone that they ARE the weakest link--goodbye!~
OthersAuto  $n tells everyone that they ARE the weakest link--goodbye!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        thank~
CharNoArg   Thank whom?~
OthersNoArg $n would like to thank you for your support.~
CharFound   You thank $N heartily.~
OthersFound $n thanks $N heartily.~
VictFound   $n thanks you heartily.~
CharAuto    You thank yourself since nobody else wants to!~
OthersAuto  $n thanks $mself since you won't.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        thelittles~
CharNoArg   You start to sing The Little's Theme Song 'Here comes the littles, always running to and fro...'~
OthersNoArg $n starts singing The Little's Theme Song 'Here comes the littles, always running to and fro...'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        therock~
CharNoArg   You inhale deeply and say "Finally, The Rock has come BACK to AZ!"~
OthersNoArg $n inhales deeply and says "Finally, The Rock has come BACK to AZ!"~
CharFound   You say that you're gonna take $N's keyboard...dust it off...shake the pizza crumbs out...shine it up real nice...turn that son of a bitch sideways and stick it straight up $S candy ass!~
OthersFound $n says that $e's gonna take $N's keyboard...dust it off...shake the pizza crumbs out...shine it up real nice...turn that son of a bitch sideways and stick it straight up $S candy ass!~
VictFound   $n says that $e's gonna take your keyboard...dust it off...shake the pizza crumbs out...shine it up real nice...turn that son of a bitch sideways and stick it straight up your candy ass!~
CharAuto    You say "If you would just -know- your role and -shut- your mouth, you would hear that they are chanting The Rock's name *Rocky, Rocky, Rocky...*"~
OthersAuto  $n says "If you would just -know- your role and -shut- your mouth, you would hear that they are chanting The Rock's name *Rocky, Rocky, Rocky...*"~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        throttle~
CharNoArg   Whom do you want to throttle?~
OthersNoArg $n wants to throttle someone.  Guess who got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.~
CharFound   You throttle $M till $E is blue in the face.~
OthersFound $n throttles $N about the neck, until $E passes out.  THUNK!~
VictFound   $n throttles you about the neck until you pass out.  THUNK!~
CharAuto    That might hurt!  Better not do it!~
OthersAuto  $n is getting a crazy look in $s eye again.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        thwap~
CharNoArg   You swing about in vain trying to thwap someone.~
OthersNoArg $n tries in vain to thwap someone who isn't here.~
CharFound   You THWAP $N for being a moron.~
OthersFound $n THWAPS $N for being a moron.~
VictFound   $n THWAPS you for being a moron. ~
CharAuto    You thwap yourself in the forehead. You loser.~
OthersAuto  $n thwaps $mself for being a moron.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        tickle~
CharNoArg   Whom do you want to tickle?~
OthersNoArg $n wants to tickle someone.  Feel like testing out your funny bone?   ~
CharFound   You tickle $N.~
OthersFound $n tickles $N.~
VictFound   $n tickles you - hee hee hee.~
CharAuto    You tickle yourself, how funny!~
OthersAuto  $n tickles $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        timmy~
CharNoArg   You sing 'Ra Ra Raaa!  Timmy!'~
OthersNoArg $n sings 'Ra Ra Raaa!  Timmy!'~
CharFound   You drool a bit, look at $N and mutter 'Timmy!'~
OthersFound $n drools a bit, looks at $N and mutters 'Timmy!'~
VictFound   $n drools a bit, looks at you and mutters 'Timmy!'~
CharAuto    You wheel around in your wheelchair muttering 'Timmy, Timmy, Timmy!'~
OthersAuto  $n wheels around in $s wheelchair muttering 'Timmy, Timmy, Timmy!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        tingle~
CharNoArg   You feel all warm and tingly!~
OthersNoArg $n smiles contentedly, feeling all warm and tingly!~
CharFound   You feel all tingly as you set your eyes upon $N!~
OthersFound $N tingles with delight as $E is graced with a smile from $n.~
VictFound   $n stares at you with a warm, tingly look on $s face!  You slowly back away...~
CharAuto    You feel all warm and tingly!~
OthersAuto  $n smiles contentedly, feeling all warm and tingly!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        tipcap~
CharNoArg   You tip your cap to everyone in the room.~
OthersNoArg $n tips $s cap to everyone in the room.~
CharFound   You tip your cap to $N.~
OthersFound $n tips $s cap to $N. My how chivalrous!~
VictFound   $n tips $s cap to you. My how chivalrous!~
CharAuto    You tip your cap to yourself, hoping someone may take the hint and acknowledge your presence.~
OthersAuto  $n tips $s cap to $mself, hoping in vain to have $s presence acknowledged.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        tissue~
CharNoArg   You search for a tissue.~
OthersNoArg $n searches for a tissue.~
CharFound   You give $M a tissue. Awwww.~
OthersFound $n gallantly gives $N a tissue.~
VictFound   $n hands you a tissue in an attempt to ease your pain.~
CharAuto    You search for a tissue.  Hope you find one quickly.~
OthersAuto  $n looks for a tissue.  Poor baby.  *SNIFF*~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        tmi~
CharNoArg   You say 'Too much information'.~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Too much information'.~
CharFound   You say 'Too much information' to $M.~
OthersFound $n says 'Too much information' to $N.~
VictFound   $n says 'Too much information' to you.~
CharAuto    You think 'maybe I gave $m too much information'.~
OthersAuto  $n is thinking quietly to $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        tomato~
CharNoArg   You heft a large, rotten tomato and say 'Ketchup anyone?'~
OthersNoArg $n hefts a rotten tomato and wonders if you would like to come a bit closer.~
CharFound   You whip a rotten tomato at $N!~
OthersFound $n whips a rotten tomato at $N!~
VictFound   $n whips a rotten tomato at you!  SPLAT!!!~
CharAuto    You toss a tomato straight up in the air.  SPLAT!  Boy it looks like you got tomato sauce all over your face.~
OthersAuto  Look out!  $n is the wild tomato tosser everyone warned you about.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        tongue~
CharNoArg   You stick your tongue out.  How childish!~
OthersNoArg $n sticks $s tongue out.  How juvenile of $m!~
CharFound   You stick out your tongue at $N.  How impressed $E is with you now!~
OthersFound $n sticks $s tongue out at $N, apparently thinking this will impress $M.  Whadda jerk!~
VictFound   $n sticks $s tongue out at you, apparently thinking it will impress you.  Whadda fool!~
CharAuto    You stick your tongue out. How childish!~
OthersAuto  $n sticks $s tongue out. How juvenile of $m!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        toolow~
CharNoArg   You sing 'I am too low...  too low...  too low...  for zero!'~
OthersNoArg $n sings 'I am too low...  too low...  too low...  for zero!'~
CharFound   You sing 'I am too low...  too low...  too low...  for zero!' to $N.~
OthersFound $n sings 'I am too low...  too low...  too low...  for zero!' to $N.~
VictFound   $n sings 'I am too low...  too low...  too low...  for zero!' to you.~
CharAuto    You say 'Did you know 2V40 was sung by Elton John in 1983?'~
OthersAuto  $n says 'Did you know 2V40 was sung by Elton John in 1983?'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        toomuchtime~
CharNoArg   You sing 'I've got too much *CLAP* *CLAP* time on my hands...'~
OthersNoArg $n sings 'I've got too much *CLAP* *CLAP* time on my hands...'~
CharFound   You sing 'I've got too much *CLAP* *CLAP* time on my hands...' to $N.~
OthersFound $n sings 'I've got too much *CLAP* *CLAP* time on my hands...' to $N.~
VictFound   $n sings 'I've got too much *CLAP* *CLAP* time on my hands...' to you.~
CharAuto    You say 'Did you know Too Much Time on My Hands was sung by Styx in 1978?'~
OthersAuto  $n says 'Did you know Too Much Time on My Hands was sung by Styx in 1978?'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        torture~
CharNoArg   You have to torture someone!~
OthersNoArg $n looks for someone to torture.  Run for the hills!~
CharFound   You torture $M with rusty weapons!  Muhahahaha!~
OthersFound $n tortures $N with rusty weapons, $E must have been REAL bad!~
VictFound   $n tortures you with rusty weapons!  What did you DO!?!~
CharAuto    You torture yourself with rusty weapons.  Was it good for you?~
OthersAuto  $n tortures $mself with rusty weapons.  Looks like $e enjoys it!?!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        touche~
CharNoArg   With a cry of 'TOUCHE!' you smite your imaginary opponent.~
OthersNoArg $n waves $s sword around in the air, doing $s Zorro impression or something.~
CharFound   You touch your sword to $S chest and say 'Touche!'~
OthersFound $n touches $s sword to $N's chest and says 'Touche!'~
VictFound   $n touches $s sword to your chest and says 'Touche!'~
CharAuto    With an amazing flourish of steel, you drive your sword into your own chest.~
OthersAuto  $n drives $s sword into $s own chest and gurgles 'Touche...' before falling dead.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        transform~
CharNoArg   You say 'transform!' and morph.~
OthersNoArg $n says 'transform!' and morphs.~
CharFound   You say 'transform!' to $M.~
OthersFound $n says 'transform!' to $N.~
VictFound   $n says 'transform!' to you.~
CharAuto    You wonder if you can morph.~
OthersAuto  $n ponders to $mself the wonders of morphing.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        tremble~
CharNoArg   You start trembling uncontrollably at the sight which greets your eyes.~
OthersNoArg $n starts trembling uncontrollably at the sight which greets $s eyes.~
CharFound   The mere sight of $N makes you start trembling uncontrollably with fear.~
OthersFound The mere sight of $N makes $n start trembling uncontrollably with fear.~
VictFound   The mere sight of you makes $n start trembling uncontrollably with fear.~
CharAuto    You tremble uncontrollably, trying desperately to remember we have nothing to fear but fear itself.~
OthersAuto  $n trembles uncontrollably, trying desperately to remember we have nothing to fear but fear itself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        tribble~
CharNoArg   You cut the legs off a hamster and call it a tribble.~
OthersNoArg $n cuts the legs off a hamster and calls it a tribble.~
CharFound   You cut off $N's arms and legs and call $M a tribble.~
OthersFound $n cuts off $N's arms and legs and calls $M a tribble.~
VictFound   $n cuts off your arms and legs and calls you a tribble.  Aaah!~
CharAuto    You cut off your legs and then on arm, but soon realize you can't manage to cut off your last remaining appendage... you are a pitiful tribble.~
OthersAuto  $n cuts off $s legs and then on arm, but soon realizes $e can't manage to cut off $s last remaining appendage... $e is a pitiful tribble.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        tsk~
CharNoArg   You go 'Tsk tsk tsk.'~
OthersNoArg $n goes 'Tsk tsk tsk.'~
CharFound   You tsk at $S comment.~
OthersFound $n tsks at $N's comment. ~
VictFound   $n tsks at your comment.~
CharAuto    You tsk at yourself, for some odd reason.~
OthersAuto  $n tsks at $mself, for some odd reason.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        tuck~
CharNoArg   You search in vain for someone to tuck you in.~
OthersNoArg $n is looking for someone to tuck $m in.~
CharFound   You smile at $N and tuck $M into bed.~
OthersFound $n smiles at $N and tucks $M into bed.~
VictFound   $n tucks you into bed and smiles at you.~
CharAuto    You tuck yourself into a ball and roll across the room.~
OthersAuto  $n tucks $mself into a ball and rolls across the room.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        tumbleweed~
CharNoArg   A tumbleweed blows through the room. Now that's desolation.~
OthersNoArg A tumbleweed blows through the room. Now that's desolation.~
CharFound   A tumbleweed blows through the room. Why's $E so quiet?~
OthersFound A tumbleweed blows through the room. $n thinks $N's too quiet?~
VictFound   A tumbleweed blows through the room. $n thinks you're too quiet?~
CharAuto    A tumbleweed blows through the room.~
OthersAuto  A tumbleweed blows through the room.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        tummy~
CharNoArg   You rub your tummy and wish you'd bought a pie at the bakery.~
OthersNoArg $n rubs $s tummy and wishes $e'd bought a pie at the bakery.~
CharFound   You rub your tummy and ask $M for some food.~
OthersFound $n rubs $s tummy and asks $N for some food.~
VictFound   $n rubs $s tummy and asks you for some food.  Please?~
CharAuto    You rub your tummy and wish you'd bought a pie at the bakery.~
OthersAuto  $n rubs $s tummy and wishes $e'd bought a pie at the bakery.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        tummyrub~
CharNoArg   You look around for someones tummy to rub.~
OthersNoArg $n is looking around for a tummy to rub.  Look out!~
CharFound   You rub $N's tummy hoping your wish will come true.~
OthersFound $n rubs $N's tummy, making a wish.~
VictFound   $n is rubbing your tummy!  Better tell $m to make a wish!~
CharAuto    Your rubbing your own tummy.  Its sad really.~
OthersAuto  $n is rubbing $s own tummy!  Must be desperate for a wish!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        turkey~
CharNoArg   You stand up full and gobble like a turkey.~
OthersNoArg $n rises up and gobbles like a turkey.~
CharFound   You look at $N and think what a turkey!~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and thinks 'What a turkey!'~
VictFound   $n looks at you and wishes you were a big turkey.  Is Thanksgiving coming?~
CharAuto    You start talking turkey to yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n starts talking turkey to $mself.  Gobble Gobble !?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        turtle~
CharNoArg   You pull your head back into your shell.~
OthersNoArg $n pulls $s head back into $s shell.~
CharFound   You pull your head back into your shell in an effort to hide from $N.~
OthersFound $n pulls $s head back into $s head in an effort to hide from $N.~
VictFound   $n pulls $s head back into $s shell in an effort to hide from you.~
CharAuto    You want to turn into a turtle?  Try building a cocoon!~
OthersAuto  $n wants to be a turtle.  Perhaps $e should build a cocoon!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        tv~
CharNoArg   You change the channel on the television.~
OthersNoArg $n changes the channel on the television.~
CharFound   You point the remote control at $M in hopes to mute $M.~
OthersFound $n points the remote control at $M in hopes to mute $M.~
VictFound   $n points the remote control at you in hopes to mute you.~
CharAuto    You change the channel on the television to your favorite channel.~
OthersAuto  $n changes the channel on the television to what looks like pornography.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        twiddle~
CharNoArg   You patiently twiddle your thumbs.~
OthersNoArg $n patiently twiddles $s thumbs.~
CharFound   You twiddle $S ears.~
OthersFound $n twiddles $N's ears.~
VictFound   $n twiddles your ears.~
CharAuto    You twiddle your ears like Dumbo.~
OthersAuto  $n twiddles $s own ears like Dumbo.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        twitch~
CharNoArg   You twitch nervously.~
OthersNoArg $n twitches nervously.~
CharFound   Your left eye begins to twitch uncontrollably.~
OthersFound $n begins to twitch uncontrollably.~
VictFound   $n twitches repeatedly.~
CharAuto    You twitch.~
OthersAuto  $n is twitching uncontrollably.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        type~
CharNoArg   You throw up yur handz in disgust at your losy tpying skils.~
OthersNoArg $n throws up $s handz in disgust at $s losy tpying skils.~
CharFound   $N can't type very well.~
OthersFound $N can't type very well.~
VictFound   $n laughs at your lack of typing ability.~
CharAuto    You throw up yur handz in disgust at your losy tpying skils.~
OthersAuto  $n throws up $s handz in disgust at $s losy tpying skils.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        u2~
CharNoArg   You still...haven't found...what you're looking for.~
OthersNoArg $n still...hasn't found...what $e's looking for.~
CharFound   You ask $N to hold you...thrill you...kiss you...kill you.~
OthersFound $n asks $N to hold $m...thrill $m...kiss $m...kill $m.~
VictFound   $n asks you to hold $m...thrill $m...kiss $m...kill $m.~
CharAuto    You got stuck in a moment and you can't get out of it.~
OthersAuto  $n got stuck in a moment and $e can't get out of it.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        ugh~
CharNoArg   You scratch your head and say 'Uggghh, I should know this.'~
OthersNoArg $n scratches $s head and says 'Ugggggh, I should know this.'~
CharFound   You take one look at $N and run away screaming 'Uggggggh!'~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and screams 'Ugggggggghhhhh!' in pure terror!~
VictFound   $n covers $s eyes and runs off screaming 'UGGGGGH!' after looking at you.~
CharAuto    You ugh at yourself in contempt.~
OthersAuto  $n catches a glimpse of $self in a mirror and screams 'UGGGGGGGGH!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        unfear~
CharNoArg   You will not live in fear.~
OthersNoArg $n opts not to live in fear.~
CharFound   You opt not to live in fear of $N.~
OthersFound $n opts not to live in fear of $N.~
VictFound   $n opts not to live in fear of you.~
CharAuto    You opt not to live in fear of yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n opts not to live in fear of $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        uplift~
CharNoArg   You summon a mystical hand to provide aid.~
OthersNoArg $n tries to summon a mystical hand to do $s bidding.~
CharFound   You summon a healing hand for $N, but it backfires!  A demon hand appears and begins to thrash $M about the head repeatedly!~
OthersFound $N is slapped from afar by a strange mystical hand.~
VictFound   A mystical hand appears in front of you and *THWAPS* you hard!~
CharAuto    You attempt to summon a mystical hand to do your bidding.~
OthersAuto  You watch in horror as the mystical hand is summoned by $n.  The spell backfires and the hand begins to beat $m senseless!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        ut~
CharNoArg   You intone solemnly "Rest...IN...Peace."~
OthersNoArg $n intones solemnly "Rest...IN...Peace."~
CharFound   You pound $N with a ChokeSlam and plant $M with the Tombstone Piledriver.~
OthersFound $n pounds $N with a ChokeSlam and plants $M with the Tombstone Piledriver.~
VictFound   $n pounds you with a ChokeSlam and plants you with the Tombstone Piledriver.~
CharAuto    You are the Lord of Darkness and Taker of Wayward Souls.~
OthersAuto  $n is the Lord of Darkness and Taker of Wayward Souls.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        vagina~
CharNoArg   You say "I sure love the state of Virginia".~
OthersNoArg $n says "I sure love the state of Virginia".~
CharFound   You ask $M "Want to goto Virginia with me?".~
OthersFound $n asks $N "Want to goto Virginia with me?".~
VictFound   $n asks you "Want to goto Virginia with me?".~
CharAuto    You say "Look at my face, not at my chest!".~
OthersAuto  $n says "Look at my face, not at my chest!".~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        vbite~
CharNoArg   You bare your fangs.~
OthersNoArg $n bares $s fangs and peers around nonchalantly.~
CharFound   You sensually brush $N's neck with your lips before sucking $S blood!~
OthersFound $n softly brushes $N's neck with $s lips, and then BITES!~
VictFound   $n bites your neck!  Ouchhhh!~
CharAuto    Now, if you could bite your own neck...  I'd worry!~
OthersAuto  $n attempts to bite $s own neck.  Didn't know self-cannibalism was possible, did you?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        veddy~
CharNoArg   You act like Latka Gravis and say 'Thank you veddy, veddy much!'~
OthersNoArg $n acts like Latka Gravis and says 'Thank you veddy, veddy much!'~
CharFound   You say to $N 'Thank you veddy, veddy much!'~
OthersFound $n says to $N 'Thank you veddy, veddy much!'~
VictFound   $n says to you 'Thank you veddy, veddy much!'~
CharAuto    You say 'Andy Kaufman was a great comedian.  He played Latka Gravis on Taxi.'~
OthersAuto  $n says 'Andy Kaufman was a great comedian.  He played Latka Gravis on Taxi.'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        vegeta~
CharNoArg   You are a proud Saiyan warrior, and none can defeat you.~
OthersNoArg $n is a proud Saiyan warrior, and none can defeat $m.~
CharFound   You laugh at $N's power level, and tell $M how easily you will defeat him.~
OthersFound $n laughs at $N's power level, and tells $M how easily $e will defeat $M.~
VictFound   $n laughs at your power level, and tells you how easily $e will defeat you.~
CharAuto    You try to escape from Bulma's nagging.~
OthersAuto  $n tries to escape from Bulma's nagging.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        viagra~
CharNoArg   You swallow some Viagra and become aroused.  Face it--if you need help to get it on with a blow-up doll, there's no hope for you.~
OthersNoArg $n swallows some Viagra and becomes aroused.  Quick, hide the farm animals!~
CharFound   You give $N some Viagra.  What, do you enjoy being hard on $M?~
OthersFound $n gives $N some Viagra.  Who does $e think $E is, Bob Dole?~
VictFound   $n gives you some Viagra.  Maybe $e's trying to tell you something?~
CharAuto    You swallow some Viagra and start to enjoy some self-loving.  Shouldn't you be doing this on a webcam?  At least then, you might be getting paid for it.~
OthersAuto  $n swallows some Viagra, starts to enjoy some self-loving...and gets arrested for indecent exposure.  Looks like John Lennon was right after all--Instant Karma -is- gonna get you.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        village~
CharNoArg   You know there's a village idiot in every village.  Why can't you find it here?  You boggle.~
OthersNoArg $n searches for the town imbecile in vain. You notice the 'Village Idiot' sign attached to $s armor.~
CharFound   You dub $N the new Village idiot.~
OthersFound $n proudly introduces $N, the Village Idiot!~
VictFound   $n has dubbed thee Village Idiot!  Congratulations!~
CharAuto    Ack!  You realize you're the village idiot they all talk about!~
OthersAuto  $n prances around proclaiming $mself village idiot!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        vpeople~
CharNoArg   You sing "It's fun to stay at the Y...M...C...A!"~
OthersNoArg $n sings "It's fun to stay at the Y...M...C...A!"~
CharFound   You remind $N that in the navy, $E can sail the seven seas.~
OthersFound $n reminds $N that in the navy, $E can sail the seven seas.~
VictFound   $n reminds you that in the navy, you can sail the seven seas.~
CharAuto    Macho, Macho Man...You've got to be a Macho Man...Macho, Macho Man...You've got to be a Macho Man!~
OthersAuto  Macho, Macho Man...$n's got to be a Macho Man...Macho, Macho Man...$n's got to be a Macho Man!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        vv~
CharNoArg   You face the crowd and yell "Helllooo Laaadiesss!"~
OthersNoArg $n faces the crowd and yells "Helllooo Laaadiesss!"~
CharFound   You immobilize $N with the Fisherman's Suplex and overcome $M with the Money Shot.~
OthersFound $n immobilizes $N with the Fisherman's Suplex and overcomes $M with the Money Shot.~
VictFound   $n immobilizes you with the Fisherman's Suplex and overcomes you with the Money Shot.~
CharAuto    You brag about the size of the big Valbowski.~
OthersAuto  $n brags about the size of the big Valbowski.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        waddle~
CharNoArg   You waddle around, imitating a penguin.~
OthersNoArg $n waddles around imitating a penguin.  Maybe $e will squawk next!~
CharFound   You waddle at $N, like a penguin!~
OthersFound $n waddles at $N like a penguin!  Maybe $e will squawk next!~
VictFound   $n waddles at you like a penguin!  Maybe $e will squawk next!~
CharAuto    You waddle at yourself like a penguin!  Feeling alright?~
OthersAuto  $n waddles at $mself like a penguin!  Wonder if $e is feeling alright.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        waggle~
CharNoArg   You waggle your finger at nothing!  Feeling delusional?~
OthersNoArg $n waggles $s finger at nothing.  Is $e feeling ok?~
CharFound   You waggle your finger at $N.  What did $E do?~
OthersFound $n waggles $s finger at $N, for some reason.~
VictFound   $n waggles $s finger at you!  What did you do?'~
CharAuto    You waggle your finger at yourself!  Have you lost it?~
OthersAuto  $n waggles $s finger at $mself, $e is really gone now...~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        want~
CharNoArg   You whine 'I want it...'~
OthersNoArg $n whines 'I want it...'~
CharFound   You whine 'I want it...' to $M.~
OthersFound $n whines 'I want it...' to $N.~
VictFound   $n whines 'I want it...' to you.~
CharAuto    You list your wants and needs on your fingers.~
OthersAuto  $n counts on $s fingers and mumbles something about wants...~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        wat~
CharNoArg   you promise everyone in the room pain! lots of pain!~
OthersNoArg $n screams I will fong you all! Pain! Lots of Pain!~
CharFound   you scream at $N promising to fong them!~
OthersFound $n screams at $N promising to fong them! Pain! Lots of Pain!~
VictFound   $n screams at you promising to fong you! Pain! Lots of Pain!~
CharAuto    you are looking for someone to fong!~
OthersAuto  $n looks around screaming Pain! Lots of Pain!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        wave~
CharNoArg   You wave in a friendly manner.~
OthersNoArg $n waves in a friendly manner.~
CharFound   You wave to $N in a friendly manner.~
OthersFound $n waves to $N in a friendly manner.~
VictFound   $n waves to you in a friendly manner.~
CharAuto    You wave to yourself in a friendly manner.~
OthersAuto  $n waves to $mself in a friendly manner.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        wb~
CharNoArg   You proclaim 'Welcome Back!'~
OthersNoArg $n proclaims 'Welcome Back!'~
CharFound   You proclaim 'Welcome Back $N!'~
OthersFound $n is welcoming back $N!~
VictFound   $n welcomes you back!~
CharAuto    You think 'Welcome Back brain!  Long time no hear...'~
OthersAuto  $n is thinking.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        wedgie~
CharNoArg   You give the air a wedgie~
OthersNoArg $n gives the air a wedgie?  What a weirdo!~
CharFound   You give $N a monster wedgie!  OWWWW!~
OthersFound $n gives $N a wedgie, run or you might be next!~
VictFound   Your leggings violently go into your butt as $n gives you a monster wedgie!  OWWWW!~
CharAuto    You give yourself a wedgie? - Kinky!~
OthersAuto  $n pulls $s leggings up violently! - Kinky!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        weep~
CharNoArg   You weep uncontrollably.  You are unconsolable.~
OthersNoArg $n begins to weep uncontrollably breaking down into a huge sobbing fit.~
CharFound   You begin to weep uncontrollably.  What has $N done to make you so unconsolable?~
OthersFound $n begins to weep uncontrollably.  What has $N done to make $m so unconsolable?~
VictFound   $n begins to weep uncontrollably.  What have you done to $m?~
CharAuto    You break down in tears.~
OthersAuto  $n is overcome with emotion and begins to sob and cry.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        weird~
CharNoArg   You been spending most your life living in an Amish paradise.~
OthersNoArg $n's been spending most $s life living in an Amish paradise.~
CharFound   You tell $N $E might as well face it, $E's addicted to muds.~
OthersFound $n tells $N $E might as well face it, $E's addicted to muds.~
VictFound   $n tells you you might as well face it, you're addicted to muds.~
CharAuto    You're on a grapefruit diet (diet!)...no more chocolate eclairs...grapefruit diet (diet!)...gotta decrease your derriere.~
OthersAuto  $n's on a grapefruit diet (diet!)...no more chocolate eclairs...grapefruit diet (diet!)...gotta decrease $s derriere.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        weirdo~
CharNoArg   You may not be as big a weirdo as Feather but damn, you're close.~
OthersNoArg $n may not be as big a weirdo as Feather but $e's pretty damn close, isn't $e?~
CharFound   You tell $N that you're glad $E's not as big a weirdo as Feather.~
OthersFound $n tells $N that $e's glad $E's not as big a weirdo as Feather.~
VictFound   $n tells you that $e's glad you're not as big a weirdo as Feather.~
CharAuto    You pray you never become as big a weirdo as Feather.~
OthersAuto  $n prays $e never becomes as big a weirdo as Feather.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        whap~
CharNoArg   You whap the air, and it howls in pain.~
OthersNoArg $n whaps the air, and it howls in pain!~
CharFound   You whap $M upside the head, wondering what $E was thinking.~
OthersFound $n whaps $N upside the head!~
VictFound   $n whaps you upside the head!  That hurt!~
CharAuto    You whap yourself upside the head!  What's wrong with you?~
OthersAuto  $n whaps himself upside the head!  What's wrong with $m?~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        what~
CharNoArg   You ask 'What?'~
OthersNoArg $n asks 'What?'~
CharFound   You ask $N 'What?'~
OthersFound $n asks $N 'What?'~
VictFound   $n asks you 'What?'~
CharAuto    You ask yourself 'What?'~
OthersAuto  $n asks $mself 'What?'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        whee~
CharNoArg   You jump up into the air and shout 'Wheeeee!'~
OthersNoArg $n jumps up into the air and hollers  'Wheeeee!'~
CharFound   You are so happy to see $N you jump into the air and holler 'Wheeeeeee!'~
OthersFound $n is so happy to see $N that $e jumps into the air and hollers 'Wheeeeee!'~
VictFound   $n is so happy to see you that $e jumps into the air and hollers 'Wheeeeee!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        when~
CharNoArg   You ask 'When?'~
OthersNoArg $n asks 'When?'~
CharFound   You ask $N 'When?'~
OthersFound $n asks $N 'When?'~
VictFound   $n asks you 'When?'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        whimper~
CharNoArg   You whimper in fear.~
OthersNoArg $n whimpers in fear.~
CharFound   You whimper in fear of $S awesomeness.~
OthersFound $n whimpers in fear of $N's awesomeness.~
VictFound   $n whimpers in fear of your awesomeness.~
CharAuto    You whimper at your own awesomeness.~
OthersAuto  $n whimers at $s own awesomeness.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        whine~
CharNoArg   You whine like the great whiners of the century.~
OthersNoArg $n whines 'I want to be an immortal already.  I need more hitpoints..  I...'~
CharFound   You whine to $M like the great whiners of the century.~
OthersFound $n whines to $N 'I want to be an immortal already.  I need more hp...  I..'~
VictFound   $n whines to you 'I want to be an immortal already.  I need more hp...  I...'~
CharAuto    You whine like the great whiners of the century.~
OthersAuto  $n whines 'I want to be an immortal already.  I need more hitpoints..  I...'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        whiner~
CharNoArg   You think that for people who aren't winemakers, your fellow players sure have a lot of sour grapes!~
OthersNoArg $n thinks that for people who aren't winemakers, $s fellow players sure have a lot of sour grapes!~
CharFound   You ask $N sarcastically "Would you like some cheese to go with that whine?"~
OthersFound $n arrogantly rubs $s forefinger and thumb and says to $N in a demeaning fashion "Look, it's the world's smallest violin playing just for you."~
VictFound   $n sneers at you with false pity and mockingly says "Sucks to be you."~
CharAuto    You warn everyone that if you have to listen to any more whining and crying, you won't be responsible for your actions.~
OthersAuto  $n warns everyone that if $e has to listen to any more whining and crying, $e won't be responsible for $s actions.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        whistle~
CharNoArg   You whistle appreciatively.~
OthersNoArg $n whistles appreciatively.~
CharFound   You whistle at the sight of $M.~
OthersFound $n whistles at the sight of $N.~
VictFound   $n whistles at the sight of you.~
CharAuto    You whistle a little tune to yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n whistles a little tune to $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        why~
CharNoArg   You look up at the heavens and cry out 'Why?  Why?  Why?'~
OthersNoArg $n looks up at the heavens and cries out 'Why?  Why?  Why?'~
CharFound   You ask $N 'Why?  Why?  Why?'~
OthersFound $n asks $N 'Why?  Why?  Why?'~
VictFound   $n asks you 'Why?  Why?  Why?'~
CharAuto    You look up at the heavens and ask 'Why me?'~
OthersAuto  $n looks up at the heavens and asks 'Why me?'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        wicked~
CharNoArg   Your face lights up as you exclaim 'Wicked!'~
OthersNoArg $n's face lights up as $e exclaims 'Wicked!'~
CharFound   You look at $N and exclaim 'Wicked!'~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and exclaims 'Wicked!'~
VictFound   $n looks at you and exclaims 'Wicked!'~
CharAuto    You think you are wicked.  Shouldn't you know for sure by now?~
OthersAuto  $n thinks $e is wicked.  Well, there's no harm in thinking...~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        wiggle~
CharNoArg   Your wiggle your bottom.~
OthersNoArg $n wiggles $s bottom.~
CharFound   You wiggle your bottom toward $M.~
OthersFound $n wiggles $s bottom toward $N.~
VictFound   $n wiggles $s bottom towards you.~
CharAuto    You wiggle about like a fish.~
OthersAuto  $n wiggles about like a fish.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        wince~
CharNoArg   You wince.  Ouch!~
OthersNoArg $n winces.  Ouch!~
CharFound   You wince at $M.~
OthersFound $n winces at $N.~
VictFound   $n winces at you.~
CharAuto    You wince at yourself.  Ouch!~
OthersAuto  $n winces at $mself.  Ouch!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        wink~
CharNoArg   You wink suggestively.~
OthersNoArg $n winks suggestively.~
CharFound   You wink suggestively at $N.~
OthersFound $n winks at $N.~
VictFound   $n winks suggestively at you.~
CharAuto    You wink at yourself? - What are you up to?~
OthersAuto  $n winks at $mself! - Something strange is going on...~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        witch~
CharNoArg   You announce to all that you are indeed a witch!~
OthersNoArg $n announces that $e is a witch.  You wonder where that frog came from.~
CharFound   You whisper to $N that you are a witch.  $N is afraid you will turn $M into a frog.~
OthersFound $n informs $N that $e is a witch and is trying to remember the spell to turn $N into a frog.~
VictFound   $n informs you $e is a witch and is trying to remember the spell to turn you into a frog.~
CharAuto    You think you are a witch?  Hmmm...  You could be right.~
OthersAuto  $n thinks $e is a witch and $e probably is right.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        woah~
CharNoArg   You say 'Wooooooah!'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Wooooooah!'~
CharFound   You say to $N 'Woah dude, this rocks!'~
OthersFound $n says to $N 'Woah dude, this rocks!'~
VictFound   $n says to you 'Woah dude, this rocks!'~
CharAuto    You say 'Woah dude!'~
OthersAuto  $n says 'Woah dude!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        women~
CharNoArg   You wonder why women go to the bathroom together.~
OthersNoArg $n ponders why women do the things they do.~
CharFound   You shrug in response to $N and say 'Women, can't live with em, can't shoot em and get away with it...'~
OthersFound $n tries to explain the mystery of women and the way they think to $N, with no apparant luck.~
VictFound   $n says 'Bah...  Women, I don't understand them' to you.~
CharAuto    You wish you could understand women, why do they do that?~
OthersAuto  $n tries to figure out women, get back to $m in a couple hundred years.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        woof~
CharNoArg   You lift your head towards the moon and cry 'Woooooof!'~
OthersNoArg $n looks around and barks 'Woof!'~
CharFound   You look at $N and 'Woof' loudly.~
OthersFound $n barks at $N. (The asylum may be short a few clients)~
VictFound   $n looks at you and says 'Woof, woof, woof!'~
CharAuto    You bark at yourself.  (The mud administrators suggest you seek professional help.)~
OthersAuto  The mud administrators suggest $N seek professional help as barking is not a normal action.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        woohoo~
CharNoArg   You jump and shout wOOhOO!!!~
OthersNoArg $n jumps and shouts wOOhOO!!!~
CharFound   You jump in $S direction and shout wOOhOO!!!~
OthersFound $n almost falls on $N as $e jumps and shouts wOOhOO!!!~
VictFound   $n almost falls on you as $e jumps and shouts wOOhOO!!!~
CharAuto    You jump and shout wOOhOO!!!  Man you're good!~
OthersAuto  $n jumps 10 feet high and shouts wOOhOO!!!  Watch out!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        worship~
CharNoArg   You worship the powers that be.~
OthersNoArg $n worships the powers that be.~
CharFound   You drop to your knees in homage of $M.~
OthersFound $n prostrates $mself before $N.~
VictFound   $n believes you are all powerful.~
CharAuto    You worship yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n worships $mself. - Ah, the conceitedness of it all.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        wow~
CharNoArg   You say 'Wow!'.~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Wow!'.~
CharFound   You say 'Wow!' to $M.~
OthersFound $n says 'Wow!' to $N.~
VictFound   $n says 'Wow!' to you.~
CharAuto    You say 'Wow!' to yourself.~
OthersAuto  $n says 'Wow!' for $s own ego.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        wth~
CharNoArg   You say 'What the hell!'.~
OthersNoArg $n says 'What the hell!'.~
CharFound   You say 'What the hell!' to $M.~
OthersFound $n says 'What the hell!' to $N.~
VictFound   $n says 'What the hell!' to you.~
CharAuto    You think to yourself 'What the hell did I do!'.~
OthersAuto  $n is thinking quietly to $mself.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        wwtbam~
CharNoArg   You ask rhetorically "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?"~
OthersNoArg $n asks rhetorically "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?"~
CharFound   You ask $N if that's their final answer.~
OthersFound $n asks $N if that's their final answer.~
VictFound   $n asks you if that's your final answer.~
CharAuto    You say "I'd like to use one of my lifelines, Regis" and ask the computer to remove two of the answers, leaving you with only one incorrect answer.~
OthersAuto  $n says "I'd like to use one of my lifelines, Regis" and asks the computer to remove two of the answers, leaving $m with only one incorrect answer.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        xpac~
CharNoArg   You yell "Your ass is grass and I'm gonna smoke it!"~
OthersNoArg $n yells "Your ass is grass and I'm gonna smoke it!"~
CharFound   You lay $N out with the Bronco Buster and put $M away with the X-Factor.~
OthersFound $n lays $N out with the Bronco Buster and puts $M away with the X-Factor.~
VictFound   $n lays you out with the Bronco Buster and puts you away with the X-Factor.~
CharAuto    You leap into the air and give everyone a X-chop.~
OthersAuto  $n leaps into the air and gives everyone a X-chop.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        yahoo~
CharNoArg   You go 'Yahoo!'~
OthersNoArg $n goes 'Yahoo!'~
CharFound   You face $N and go 'Yahoo!'~
OthersFound $n faces $N and goes 'Yahoo!'~
VictFound   $n faces you and goes 'Yahoo!'~
CharAuto    You jump high in the air and scream 'Yahoo!'~
OthersAuto  $n jumps high in the air and screams 'Yahoo!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        yakkov~
CharNoArg   You say 'Where is Yakkov?  He is a full 1/2 hour late!'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Where is Yakkov?  He is a full 1/2 hour late!'~
CharFound   You tell $N 'Why is Yakkov so late?  He said to meet him here!'~
OthersFound $n tells $N 'Why is Yakkov so late?  He said to meet him here!'~
VictFound   $n tells you 'Why is Yakkov so late?  He said to meet him here!'~
CharAuto    You look at YAKKOV SELF and say 'Hey everyone, I found Yakkov!'

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  --------         !!!!!!!------!!##T#*88888888888888888******#M!!!      -----

  --------         !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:---!!!#888888*#TT?------!!-!!!!!!     -----

  --------        !!!!!!!!!!!--------<!!!!X88888!!!:-<<<!!!!!!!!!!!!     -----

  ---------       !!!X88WX!:::!!:--:H!:!!!88888@!!!!-------!!!!!!!!!     -----

  ----------!!:   !!!M888888WUHWWWWW88WW8!88888M8WUX!!::!!!::!!XX!!!!    -----

  -----------!!!:!!!!M8888888888888888888M88888@8888WWHWXXXXXWW88H!!!   ------

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OthersAuto  $n looks at YAKKOV SELF and says 'Hey everyone, I found Yakkov!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        yawn~
CharNoArg   You must be tired.~
OthersNoArg $n yawns.~
CharFound   You yawn at $M.~
OthersFound $n yawns at $N.~
VictFound   $n yawns at you.~
CharAuto    You yawn because you are bored.~
OthersAuto  $n yawns because this is boring.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        yay~
CharNoArg   You cheer.~
OthersNoArg $n cheers.~
CharFound   You cheer for $M.~
OthersFound $n cheers $N for $S good work.~
VictFound   $n cheers you for your good work.~
CharAuto    You cheer yourself for your good work.~
OthersAuto  $n cheers for $s own self.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        yeah~
CharNoArg   You say 'Yeah.'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Yeah.'~
CharFound   You say 'Yeah.' to $N.~
OthersFound $n says 'Yeah.' to $N.~
VictFound   $n says 'Yeah.' to you.~
CharAuto    You reassure yourself with a 'Yeah.'~
OthersAuto  $n reassures $mself with a 'Yeah.'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        yellow~
CharNoArg   You sing "We all MUD in a yellow submarine...yellow submarine...yellow submarine."~
OthersNoArg $n sings "We all MUD in a yellow submarine...yellow submarine...yellow submarine."~
CharFound   You look at $N and sing "It's all too much...for me to take...the love that's shining all around you...everywhere..it's what you make...for me to take, it's all too much."~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and sings "It's all too much...for me to take...the love that's shining all around you...everywhere..it's what you make...for me to take, it's all too much."~
VictFound   $n looks at you and sings "It's all too much...for me to take...the love that's shining all around you...everywhere..it's what you make...for me to take, it's all too much."~
CharAuto    You're a real nowhere man, sitting in your nowhere land, making all your nowhere plans for nobody.~
OthersAuto  $n's a real nowhere man, sitting in $s nowhere land, making all $s nowhere plans for nobody.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        yo-yo~
CharNoArg   You whip out a yo-yo and begin to play with it.~
OthersNoArg $n whips out a yo-yo and begins to play with it.~
CharFound   You look at $N and think 'What a yo-yo!'~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and thinks 'What a yo-yo!'~
VictFound   $n looks at you and thinks 'What a yo-yo!'~
CharAuto    You wish you were a yo-yo?  Get a grip!~
OthersAuto  $n wishes $e was a yo-yo.  $n is a nutbar!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        yoga~
CharNoArg   You begin to do some yogic meditations.~
OthersNoArg $n begins to do some yogic meditations.  Ooooo.~
CharFound   You begin to show $N some of your yogic flying.~
OthersFound $n begins showing $N some yogic flying techniques.~
VictFound   $n begins showing you some yogic flying techniques.~
CharAuto    You jump up in the air and begin yogic flying!~
OthersAuto  $n jumps up in the air and begins to yoga fly around the room.~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        yummy~
CharNoArg   Your rub your tummy and say 'Yummy!'~
OthersNoArg $n rubs $s tummy and exclaims 'Yummy!'~
CharFound   You look at $N and exclaim 'Yummy!'~
OthersFound $n looks at $N and exclaims 'Yummy!'~
VictFound   $n looks at you and exclaims 'Yummy!'~
CharAuto    You think you are yummy?  How conceited!~
OthersAuto  $n thinks $e is yummy.  How conceited!~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        yup~
CharNoArg   You say 'Yup!'~
OthersNoArg $n says 'Yup!'~
CharFound   You say 'Yup!  Yup!  Yup!' to $N.~
OthersFound $n says 'Yup!  Yup!  Yup!' to $N.~
VictFound   $n says 'Yup!  Yup!  Yup!' to you.~
CharAuto    You reassure yourself by saying 'Yup!'~
OthersAuto  $n reassures $mself by saying 'Yup!'~
End

#SOCIAL
Name        zombie~
CharNoArg   You shuffle through the room, a dazed look on your face, gurgling randomly.  Maybe it's time to log off...~
OthersNoArg $n shuffles through the room, a dazed look on $s face, gurgling randomly.  Maybe it's time to logoff...~
CharFound   You eye $N hungrily, uttering the word 'Brraaaaaiiiinnnssss...'~
OthersFound $n eyes $N hungrily, and utters the word 'Braaaaiiiinnnnnns...'  Hrm, maybe it's time to get outta here.~
VictFound   $n eyes $N hungrily, and utters the word 'Braaaaiiiinnnnnsss...'  Better leave before $e turns on you...~
CharAuto    You look into the mirror and see a hallow eyed, slack jawed, drooling, sleep deprived creature staring back at you.~
OthersAuto  $n wanders around the room, a slack jawed, drooling, sleep deprived creature, mumbling something about brains...~
End

#END