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accuse~
Accuse whom?~
$n is in an accusing mood.~
You look accusingly at $M.~
$n looks accusingly at $N.~
$n looks accusingly at you.~
You accuse yourself.~
$n seems to have a bad conscience.~

ack~
You gasp and say 'ACK!' at your mistake.~
$n ACKS at $s big mistake.~
You ACK $M.~
$n ACKS $N.~
$n ACKS you.~
You ACK yourself.~
$n ACKS $mself.  Must be a bad day.~

apologize~
You apologize for your behavior.~
$n apologizes for $s rude behavior.~
You apologize to $M.~
$n apologizes to $N.~
$n apologizes to you.~
You apologize to yourself.~
$n apologizes to $mself.  Hmmmm.~

applaud~
Clap, clap, clap.~
$n gives a round of applause.~
You clap at $S actions.~
$n claps at $N's actions.~
$n gives you a round of applause.  You MUST'VE done something good!~
You applaud at yourself.  Boy, are we conceited!~
$n applauds at $mself.  Boy, are we conceited!~

bark~
Woof!  Woof!~
$n barks like a dog.~
You bark at $M.~
$n barks at $N.~
$n barks at you.~
You bark at yourself.  Woof!  Woof!~
$n barks at $mself.  Woof!  Woof!~

goose~
You honk like a goose.~
$n honks like a goose.~
You goose $S luscious bottom.~
$n gooses $N's soft behind.~
$n squeezes your tush.  Oh my!~
You goose yourself.~
$n gooses $mself.  Yuck.~

laf~
You laf.~
$n lafs.~
You laf at $M.~
$n lafs at $N.~
$n lafs at you.  You should pound $m, right?~
You laf at yourself.  Are you whacked!?~
$n lafs at $mself.  $e must be whacked!~

snuggle~
Who?~
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You snuggle up contentedly in $M lap.~
$n snuggles up contentedly in $N's lap.~
$n snuggles up contentedly in your lap.~
You snuggle up, getting ready to sleep.~
$n snuggles up, getting ready to sleep.~

shiver~
Brrrrrrrrr.~
$n shivers uncomfortably.~
You shiver at the thought of fighting $M.~
$n shivers at the thought of fighting $N.~
$n shivers at the suicidal thought of fighting you.~
You shiver to yourself?~
$n scares $mself to shivers.~

bearhug~
You hug a grizzly bear.~
$n hugs a flea-infested grizzly bear.~
You bearhug $M.~
$n bearhugs $N.  Some ribs break.~
$n bearhugs you.  Wonder what's coming next?~
You bearhug yourself.~
$n bearhugs $mself.~

beg~
You beg the for mercy.~
$n falls to the ground and begs for mercy.~
You desperately beg $M for mercy.~
$n begs you for mercy.~
$n begs $N for mercy!~
Begging yourself for mercy doesn't help.~
$n begs $mself for mercy.~

whimper~
You whimper softly.~
$n whimpers pathetically.~
You look at $N and whimper sadly.~
$n looks at $N and whimpers sadly.~
$n looks at you and whimpers sadly.~
You whimper to yourself.~
$n whimpers to $mself.~

behead~
You look around for some heads to cut off.~
$n looks around for some heads to cut off.~
You grin evilly at $N and brandish your weapon.~
$n grins evilly at $N, while branding $s weapon!~
$n grins evilly at you, brandishing $s weapon.~
I really don't think you want to do that...~
$n is so desperate for exp that $e tries to decapitate $mself!~

blush~
Your cheeks are burning.~
$n blushes.~
You get all flustered up seeing $M.~
$n blushes as $e sees $N here.~
$n blushes as $e sees you here.  Such an effect on people!~
You blush at your own folly.~
$n blushes as $e notices $s boo-boo.~

boggle~
You boggle at all the loonies around you.~
$n boggles at all the loonies around $m.~
You boggle at $S ludicrous idea.~
$n boggles at $N's ludicrous idea.~
$n boggles at your ludicrous idea.~
BOGGLE.~
$n wonders what BOGGLE means.~

bonk~
BONK.~
$n spells 'potato' like Dan Quayle: 'B-O-N-K'.~
You bonk $M for being a numbskull.~
$n bonks $N.  What a numbskull.~
$n bonks you.  BONK BONK BONK!~
You bonk yourself.~
$n bonks $mself.~

bounce~
You curl into a ball and bounce madly around the room.~
$n leaps into the air and madly bounces up and down like a crazed hobbit after too much pipeweed.~
You jump on $N and bounce off $S head!~
$n screams a warcry as $e leaps at $N's head and bounces off.~
You try in vain to avoid $n as $e vaults towards you and bounces off your head, nearly knocking you over.~
You pull yourself into the air by the seat of your pants, then bounce yourself off the floor.~
$n heaves $mself into the sky and bounces $mself off the floor!~

bow~
You bow deeply.~
$n bows deeply.~
You bow before $M.~
$n bows before $N.~
$n bows before you.~
You kiss your toes.~
$n folds up like a jack knife and kisses $s own toes.~

burp~
You burp loudly.~
$n burps loudly.~
You burp loudly to $M in response.~
$n burps loudly in response to $N's remark.~
$n burps loudly in response to your remark.~
You burp at yourself.~
$n burps at $mself.  What a sick sight.~

cackle~
You throw back your head and cackle with insane glee!~
$n throws back $s head and cackles with insane glee!~
You cackle gleefully at $N~
$n cackles gleefully at $N.~
$n cackles gleefully at you.  Better keep your distance from $m.~
You cackle at yourself.  Now, THAT'S strange!~
$n is really crazy now!  $e cackles at $mself.~

cheer~
WOO! WOO!~
$n exclaims WOO! WOO!~
You cheer WOO! WOO! Way to go $n!~
$n is cheering WOO! WOO! Way to go! at $N.~
$n cheers you with WOO! WOO! Way to go!~
WOO! WOO!~
$n exclaims WOO! WOO!~

chuckle~
You chuckle politely.~
$n chuckles politely.~
You chuckle at $S joke.~
$n chuckles at $N's joke.~
$n chuckles at your joke.~
You chuckle at your own joke, since no one else would.~
$n chuckles at $s own joke, since none of you would.~

comfort~
Do you feel uncomfortable?~
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You comfort $M.~
$n comforts $N.~
$n comforts you.~
You make a vain attempt to comfort yourself.~
$n has no one to comfort $m but $mself.~

cough~
You cough to clear your throat and eyes and nose and....~
$n coughs loudly.~
You cough loudly.  It must be $S fault, $E gave you this cold.~
$n coughs loudly, and glares at $N, like it is $S fault.~
$n coughs loudly, and glares at you.  Did you give $m that cold?~
You cough loudly.  Why don't you take better care of yourself?~
$n coughs loudly.  $n should take better care of $mself.~

cry~
Waaaaah ...~
$n bursts into tears.~
You cry on $S shoulder.~
$n cries on $N's shoulder.~
$n cries on your shoulder.~
You cry to yourself.~
$n sobs quietly to $mself.~

cuddle~
Whom do you feel like cuddling today?~
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You cuddle $M.~
$n cuddles $N.~
$n cuddles you.~
You must feel very cuddly indeed ... :)~
$n cuddles up to $s shadow.  What a sorry sight.~

curse~
You swear loudly for a long time.~
$n swears: @*&^%@*&!~
You swear at $M.~
$n swears at $N.~
$n swears at you!  Where are $s manners?~
You swear at your own mistakes.~
$n starts swearing at $mself.  Why don't you help?~

curtsey~
You curtsey to your audience.~
$n curtseys gracefully.~
You curtsey to $M.~
$n curtseys gracefully to $N.~
$n curtseys gracefully for you.~
You curtsey to your audience (yourself).~
$n curtseys to $mself, since no one is paying attention to $m.~

dance~
Feels silly, doesn't it?~
$n tries to break dance, but nearly breaks $s neck!~
You sweep $M into a romantic waltz.~
$n sweeps $N into a romantic waltz.~
$n sweeps you into a romantic waltz.~
You skip and dance around by yourself.~
$n dances a pas-de-une.~

doh~
You say, 'Doh!!' and hit your forehead.  What an idiot you are!~
$n hits $mself in the forehead and says, 'Doh!!!'~
You say, 'Doh!!' and hit your forehead.  What an idiot you are!~
$n hits $mself in the forehead and says, 'Doh!!!'~
$n hits $mself in the forehead and says, 'Doh!!!'~
You hit yourself in the forehead and say, 'Doh!!!'~
$n hits $mself in the forehead and says, 'Doh!!!'~

eyebrow~
You raise an eyebrow.~
$n raises an eyebrow.~
You raise an eyebrow at $M.~
$n raises an eyebrow at $N.~
$n raises an eyebrow at you.~
You raise an eyebrow at yourself.  That hurt!~
$n raises an eyebrow at $mself.  That must have hurt!~

flirt~
Wink wink!~
$n flirts -- probably needs a date, huh?~
You flirt with $M.~
$n flirts with $N.~
$n wants you to show some interest and is flirting with you.~
You flirt with yourself.~
$n flirts with $mself.  Hoo boy.~

flop~
You flop around on the ground like a helpless fish out of water.~
$n flops around helplessly.~
You flop yourself into $N. *flop*~
$n helplessly flops into $N.~
$n limply flops into you.~
You try in vain to figure out how you can flop into yourself.~
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fondle~
Who needs to be fondled?~
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You fondly fondle $M.~
$n fondly fondles $N.~
$n fondly fondles you.~
You fondly fondle yourself, feels funny doesn't it?~
$n fondly fondles $mself - this is going too far!!~

french~
Kiss whom?~
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You give $N a long and passionate kiss.~
$n kisses $N passionately.~
$n gives you a long and passionate kiss.~
You gather yourself in your arms and try to kiss yourself.~
$n makes an attempt at kissing $mself.~

frown~
What's bothering you ?~
$n frowns.~
You frown at what $E did.~
$n frowns at what $E did.~
$n frowns at what you did.~
You frown at yourself.  Poor baby.~
$n frowns at $mself.  Poor baby.~

gasp~
You gasp in astonishment.~
$n gasps in astonishment.~
You gasp as you realize what $E did.~
$n gasps as $e realizes what $N did.~
$n gasps as $e realizes what you did.~
You look at yourself and gasp!~
$n takes one look at $mself and gasps in astonisment!~

giggle~
You giggle.~
$n giggles.~
You giggle in $S's presence.~
$n giggles at $N's actions.~
$n giggles at you.  Hope it's not contagious!~
You giggle at yourself.  You must be nervous or something.~
$n giggles at $mself.  $e must be nervous or something.~

grin~
You grin evilly.~
$n grins evilly.~
You grin at $M.~
$n grins at $N.~
$n grins at you.~
You grin at yourself. Hmmm, you're almost as strange as Sephira.~
$n grins at $mself.~

grumble~
You grumble.~
$n grumbles.~
You grumble to $M.~
$n grumbles to $N.~
$n grumbles to you.~
You grumble under your breath.~
$n grumbles under $s breath.~

highfive~
You jump in the air...oops, better get someone else to join you.~
$n jumps in the air by $mself.  Is $e a cheerleader, or just daft?~
You jump in the air and give $M a big highfive!~
$n jumps in the air and gives $N a big highfive!~
$n jumps in the air and gives you a big highfive!~
You jump in the air and congratulate yourself!~
$n jumps in the air and gives $mself a big highfive!  Wonder what $e did?~

hug~
Hug whom?~
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You hug $M.~
$n hugs $N.~
$n hugs you.~
You hug yourself.~
$n hugs $mself in a vain attempt to get friendship.~

kiss~
Isn't there someone you want to kiss?~
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You kiss $M.~
$n kisses $N.~
$n kisses you.~
All the lonely people :(~
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laugh~
You laugh.~
$n laughs.~
You laugh at $N mercilessly.~
$n laughs at $N mercilessly.~
$n laughs at you mercilessly.  Hmmmmph.~
You laugh at yourself.  I would, too.~
$n laughs at $mself.  Let's all join in!!!~

lick~
You lick your lips and smile.~
$n licks $s lips and smiles.~
You lick $M.~
$n licks $N.~
$n licks you.~
You lick yourself.~
$n licks $mself - YUCK.~

mmm~
You lick your lips and go mMmMmm.~
$n smacks $s lips and goes mMmmMm.~
You look $M over, lick your lips, and go MmmMm.~
You catch $n peering at $N and licking $s lips.~
$n casts a devilish grin towards you and goes mmmMmmMmm.~
You're such sexy of piece of meat, you can't help thinking about how tasty you are!~
$n looks $mself up and down and goes MmmMmmm.~

nod~
You nod affirmative.~
$n nods affirmative.~
You nod in recognition to $M.~
$n nods in recognition to $N.~
$n nods in recognition to you.  You DO know $m, right?~
You nod at yourself.  Are you getting senile?~
$n nods at $mself.  $e must be getting senile.~

nuzzle~
Nuzzle whom?~
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You nuzzle $S neck softly.~
$n softly nuzzles $N's neck.~
$n softly nuzzles your neck.~
I'm sorry, friend, but that's impossible.~
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ooo~
You go ooOOooOOooOOoo.~
$n says, 'ooOOooOOooOOoo.'~
You go ooOOooOOooOOoo.~
$n says, 'ooOOooOOooOOoo.'~
$n thinks of you and says, 'ooOOooOOooOOoo.'~
You go ooOOooOOooOOoo.~
$n says, 'ooOOooOOooOOoo.'~

poke~
You furiously prod the air.~
$n pokes $s imaginary friend.~
You poke $M in the ribs.~
$n pokes $N in the ribs.~
$n pokes you in the ribs.~
You poke your eye out. Ow!~
$n pokes $mself in the eye.~

rawr~
You throw your head back and RaaaAaWwR!~
$n RaaAAwwrs at the top of $s lungs!~
You fiercely rAaaAWWwrR at $N.~
$n rraaaAwWrRs at $N like the beast $e is.~
$n RrrAaaaWwwRrs at you! The HORROR!~
Infuriated, you work yourself up and RaaAaawwWr at your foolishness.~
A perturbed $N rrAaawwRrs at $mself..~

rofl~
You roll on the floor laughing hysterically.~
$n rolls on the floor laughing hysterically.~
You laugh your head off at $S remark.~
$n rolls on the floor laughing at $N's remark.~
$n can't stop laughing at your remark.~
You roll on the floor and laugh at yourself.~
$n laughs at $mself.  Join in the fun.~

sad~
You put on a glum expression.~
$n looks particularly glum today.  *sniff*~
You give $M your best glum expression.~
$n looks at $N glumly.  *sniff*  Poor $n.~
$n looks at you glumly.  *sniff*   Poor $n.~
You bow your head and twist your toe in the dirt glumly.~
$n bows $s head and twists $s toe in the dirt glumly.~

shake~
You shake your head.~
$n shakes $s head.~
You shake $S hand.~
$n shakes $N's hand.~
$n shakes your hand.~
You are shaken by yourself.~
$n shakes and quivers like a bowl full of jelly.~

shrug~
You shrug.~
$n shrugs helplessly.~
You shrug in response to $s question.~
$n shrugs in response to $N's question.~
$n shrugs in respopnse to your question.~
You shrug to yourself.~
$n shrugs to $mself.  What a strange person.~

sigh~
You sigh.~
$n sighs loudly.~
You sigh as you think of $M.~
$n sighs at the sight of $N.~
$n sighs as $e thinks of you.  Touching, huh?~
You sigh at yourself.  You MUST be lonely.~
$n sighs at $mself.  What a sorry sight.~

slap~
Slap whom?~
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You slap $M across the face.~
$n slaps $N across the face for $s stupidity.~
$n slaps you across the face. Don't take it from $m.~
You slap yourself.  You deserve it.~
$n slaps $mself.  Why don't you join in?~

sniff~
You sniff sadly.~
$n sniffs sadly.~
You put on your best puppy dog face and sadly sniff at $N.~
$n sadly sniffs at $N with puppy dog eyes.~
A puppy-eyed $n sadly sniffs at you.~
You sniff yourself. Smells like cheese.~
$n sniffs $s armpits.~

snicker~
You snicker softly.~
$n snickers softly.~
You snicker at $M.~
$n snickers at $N.~
$n snickers at you.~
You eat a Snickers bar. Yum!~
$n whips out a Snickers candy bar and chomps it. Looks tasty!~

smooch~
You pucker your lips and make a 'SMOOCH' sound.~
$n puckers $s lips and goes 'SMOOCH'.~
You smooch $m passionately.~
$n smooches $N.~
$n gives you a passionate smooch.~
You raise your hand to your mouth and smooch it.~
$n smooches the back of $s hand.~

smile~
You smile happily.~
$n smiles happily.~
You smile at $M.~
$n beams a smile at $N.~
$n smiles at you.~
You smile at yourself.~
$n smiles at $mself.~

smirk~
You smirk.~
$n smirks.~
You smirk at $S saying.~
$n smirks at $N's saying.~
$n smirks at your saying.~
You smirk at yourself.  Okay ...~
$n smirks at $s own 'wisdom'.~

tap~
You tap your foot impatiently.~
$n taps $s foot impatiently.~
You tap your foot impatiently.  Will $E ever be ready?~
$n taps $s foot impatiently as $e waits for $N.~
$n taps $s foot impatiently as $e waits for you.~
You tap yourself on the head.  Ouch!~
$n taps $mself on the head.~

thank~
Thank you too.~
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You thank $N heartily.~
$n thanks $N heartily.~
$n thanks you heartily.~
You thank yourself since nobody else wants to !~
$n thanks $mself since you won't.~

tickle~
Whom do you want to tickle?~
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You tickle $N.~
$n tickles $N.~
$n tickles you - hee hee hee.~
You tickle yourself, how funny!~
$n tickles $mself.~

wave~
You wave.~
$n waves happily.~
You wave goodbye to $N.~
$n waves goodbye to $N.~
$n waves goodbye to you.  Have a good journey.~
Are you going on adventures as well?~
$n waves goodbye to $mself.~

wiggle~
Your wiggle your bottom.~
$n wiggles $s bottom.~
You wiggle your bottom toward $M.~
$n wiggles $s bottom toward $N.~
$n wiggles $s bottom toward you.~
You wiggle about like a fish.~
$n wiggles about like a fish.~

whap~
You swing your hand through the air and say 'whap!'~
$n swings $s hand through the air and says 'whap!'~
You take the back of your hand and 'whap' the back of $n's head.~
$n 'whaps' the back of $N's head.~
$n 'whaps' the back of your head.~
You 'whap' the side of your head.~
$n 'whaps' $mself on the side of $s head.~

wince~
You wince.  Ouch!~
$n winces.  Ouch!~
You wince at $M.~
$n winces at $N.~
$n winces at you.~
You wince at your gaping wounds.  Arggghh!~
$n winces at $s gaping wounds.  Ouch!~

wink~
You wink suggestively.~
$n winks suggestively.~
You wink suggestively at $N.~
$n winks at $N.~
$n winks suggestively at you.~
You wink at yourself, ya freak.~
$n winks at $mself, evidently conspiring with one of $s alternate personalities.~

wrap~
You peer at the air, wondering how you can wrap it.~
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You wrap your legs around $M and squish.~
$n wraps $s legs around $N.~
$n wraps $s legs around you and squishes you mercilessly.  Wonder what's coming next?~
You wrap yourself with some paper.~
$n wraps $mself with some wrapping paper.  Is it Christmas?~