* Note: all lines between records which start with '*' are comments and * are ignored. Comments can only be between records, not within them. * * This file is where the damage messages go for offensive spells, and * skills such as kick and backstab. Also, starting with Circle 3.0, these * messages are used for failed spells, and weapon messages for misses and * death blows. * * All records must start with 'M' in the first column (for 'Message'). * The next line must contain the damage number (defined in spells.h), * then the messages (one per line): * Death Message (damager, damagee, onlookers) * Miss Message (damager, damagee, onlookers) * Hit message (damager, damagee, onlookers) * God message (damager, damagee, onlookers) * * All messages must be contained in one line. They will be sent through * act(), meaning that all standard act() codes apply, and each message will * automatically be wrapped to 79 columns when they are printed. '#' can * be substituted for a message if none should be printed. Note however * that, unlike the socials file, all twelve lines must be present for each * record, regardless of any '#' fields which may be contained in it. *************************************************************************** * Offensive Spells * *************************************************************************** * Empty, still haven't figured out why it screws up the first read *shrug* M 1 Nothing happens. Nothing happens. Nothing happens. Nothing happens. Nothing happens. Nothing happens. Nothing happens. Nothing happens. Nothing happens. Nothing happens. Nothing happens. Nothing happens. M 2 Nothing happens. Nothing happens. Nothing happens. Nothing happens. Nothing happens. Nothing happens. Nothing happens. Nothing happens. Nothing happens. Nothing happens. Nothing happens. Nothing happens. * Hellblast M 20 $N is turned into a pile of ashes by your mighty Hellblast! You are turned to ashes by the fires from $n's Hellblast! $N is turned to ashes by the fires of $n's Hellblast! Your hellblast narrowly misses $N. You move out of the way in time to escape $n's hellblast. # $N screams in pain as $E gets burned by your hellblast! You scream in pain as you are burned by $n's hellblast! $N screams in pain as $E gets burned by $n's hellblast! $N smirks and counters your hellblast with a hellfreeze! You smirk as you counter $n's hellblast with a hellfreeze! $N smirks as $E counters $n's hellblast with a hellfreeze! * Manaball M 24 $N's head bursts open as your manaball hits with full force! You feel your head burst open as $n's manaball hits you! $N's head burts open as $n's manaball hits $M with full force! The air shimmers around $N, but nothing happens. The air shimmers from $n's manaball, but nothing happens. # You watch $N's life grow dimmer as your manaball hits $M. Your life ebbs as $n's manaball hits you without mercy! $N staggers as $n's manaball hits $M with full force! $N sneezes and blows your manaball to bits! You sneeze and blow $n's manaball to bits. $N sneezes and blows $n's manaball to bits! * Manablast M 25 $N's head explodes as your manablast snuffs $S life out! Your head explodes with the incredible force of $n's manablast! $N's head explodes from $n's manablast! Gross! Your manablast doesn't seem to affect $N at all. $n's manablast just wasn't big enough to affect you! # Blood drips from $N's nose and ears as your manablast hits $M. Your head aches terribly as $n's manablast hits you! $n's manablast causes $N to grasp $S head in pain! $N smirks at your feeble attempt to manablast $M! You smirk at $n's feeble attempt to manablast you. $N smirks at $n's feeble attempt to manablast $M! * Mana bolt M 26 $N collapses dead as your mana bolt scrambles $S brains! $n turns your brains into mush as $s mana bolt hits you right in the head! $N collapses, bleeding from $S nose and ears after $n's mana bolt hits $M! Your mana bolt passes right through $N with no effect. $n's mana bolt passes right through you without harming you at all. $n's shoots a mana bolt at $N which only passes right through $M. $N holds $S head in agony as your mana bolt strikes $M. Your head aches horribly as $n's mana bolt hits you! $N holds $S head in agony as $n's mana bolt hits $M! Your mana bolt runs the other way after it sees the mighty $N! $n's mana bolt runs the other way after you look at with menace! $n's mana bolt flies off the opposite way after $N looks at it with menace! * Mana cloud M 27 Your mana cloud causes a storm in $N's head that kills $M! $n's mana cloud causes your mind to disolve! $n's mana cloud causes $N to froth at the mouth until $E falls down dead! Your mana cloud passes over $N leaving $M unharmed. $n's mana cloud passes over you leaving you unharmed. # $N starts bleeding from $S mouth as your mana cloud hits $M. Your head hurts and you begin bleeding from the mouth as $n's mana cloud hits you. $N starts bleeding from $S mouth as $n's mana cloud hits $M. Your mana provides a nice bit of shade for $N! Isn't that nice, $n created a mana cloud to shade you! $N smiles as $n's mana cloud shades $M! * Mana dart M 28 Your mana dart strikes $N right in the heart, causing $M to lose $S life! $n's mana dart hits you directly in your heart resulting in a cardiac arrest! $n's mana dart hits $N right in the heart and kills $M! Your mana dart doesn't even phase $N. $n's mana dart doesn't even phase you. $n's mana dart doesn't appear to phase $N. $N shudders under the power of your mana dart! You feel part of your life force fade as $n's mana dart hits you! $N shudders as $n's mana dart hits $M! $N doesn't look impressed with your silly mana dart! You look at $n unimpressed after $e casts a mana dart toward you! $N doesn't look impressed by $n's attack with a mana dart! * Mana missile M 29 You mana missile causes $N's head to split open from the force! You die as your head splits open from the force of $n's mana missile! $N dies as $S head splits open from the force of $n's mana missile! Your mana missile fades before it can harm $N. $n's mana missile fades away before it has a chance to harm you. $n's mana missile fades away before it hits $N. $N sways uncertainly as your mana missile hits $M. You almost collapse in pain as $n's mana missile strikes you! $N sways uncertainly as $n's mana missile strikes $M. $N snickers at your attempt to launch a mana missile at $M! You snicker as $n attempts to launch a mana missile at you! $N snickers at $n who attempts to launch a mana missile at $M! * Powerball M 32 $N splits open and dies from the force of your powerball! You feel yourself ripping apart under the force of $n's powerball! The force of $n's powerball splits open $N, killing $M! $N seems unaffected by your powerball. $n's powerball misses you completely. # $N screams in pain as your powerball knocks $M back! You scream out in pain as $n's powerball knocks you back! $N screams in pain as $n's powerball knocks $M back! $N points at you and laughs at your weak powerball! You point at $n and laugh at $s weak powerball! $N points at $n and laughs at $s weak powerball! * Powerblast M 33 $N explodes as the force from your powerblast hits $M! You feel yourself begin to rip apart as $n's powerblast hits you! $N explodes as $n's powerblast hits $M! Yuck! $N seems quite unaffected by your powerblast. $n throws a powerblast your way, but you seem unaffected. # $N yells in agony as your powerblast hits $M! You yell in agony as $n's powerblast stikes you! $N yells in agony as $n's powerblast hits $M! $N sighs loudly and destroys your powerblast with a flick of $S finger. You sigh and flick your finger, destroying $n's powerblast. $N sighs loudly and then flicks $S finger destroying $n's powerblast. * Power bolt M 34 $N explodes into pieces as your power bolt hits $M with incredible force! You feel yourself begin to explode into pieces as $n's power bolt strikes you! $n's power bolt causes $N to explode into pieces! $N absorbs your power bolt without a flinch. You absorb $n's power bolt without even flinching! $n's power bolt hits $N, but is absorbed without damage. $N cries out as your power bolt strikes $M! You cry out from terrible pain as $n's power bolt strikes you! $N cries out from pain as $n's power bolt strikes $M! $N snickers as your power bolt hits $M! You snicker as $n's power bolt tickles you! $N snickers as $n's power bolt tickles $M! * Power cloud M 35 $N's chest splits open as $E dies in horrible agony from your power cloud! Your chest aches then splits open as you die in agony from $n's power cloud! $N's chest splits open as $E dies in horrible agony from $n's power cloud! $N seems unscathed from your power cloud. $n's power cloud leaves you unscathed. # $N clutches $S chest in pain as your power cloud hits $M! Your chest aches and you clutch it in pain as $n's power cloud hits you! $N clutches $S chest in pain as $n's power cloud hits $M! $N looks at you quizzically as you throw a power cloud in $S direction. You look at $n quizzically wondering if you can get $s power cloud to rain. $n casts a power cloud toward $N who responds with a quizzical look. * Power Dart M 36 Your power dart manages to knock a hole right through $N, killing $M! $n's power dart pierces a hole right through you! $n's power dart knocks a hole through $N, killing $M! Your power dart goes astray, never reaching its target. $n's power dart heads directly toward you but then goes astray. $n's power dart heads toward $N, but goes astray for some reason. Bullseye! Your power dart hits $N right in the stomach! You bend over in pain as $n's power dart hits you in the stomach! $N bends over in pain as $n's power dart hits $M in the stomach! $N pulls out a bat and knocks your power dart to the ground! You pull out a bat and knock $n's power dart to the ground! $N pulls out a bat and knocks $n's power dart to the ground! * Power Missile M 37 Your power missile rips open $N's stomach who dies as $S guts pour out! $n's power missile rips open your stomach causing your guts to pour out! $n's power missile rips open $N's stomach, causing $S guts to pour out! Your power missile fizzles as it reaches $N. $n's power missile fizzles as it hits you. $n's power missile fizzles as it hits $N. $N almost collapses as your power missile strikes $M. You feel your muscles ripping as $n's power missile strikes you! $N almost collapses as $n's power missile strikes $M! $N grins as your power missile fails to harm $M! You grin with satisfaction as $n's power missile fails to harm you. $N grins at $n whose power missile evaporates. * Stunball M 43 Unable to handle the force of your stunball, $N dies while unconscious! After falling unconscious, you drift off to death from $n's stunball! $n manages to kill $N with $s powerful stunball! Your stunball completely misses $N. $n's stunball completely misses you. # $N takes a direct hit from your powerful stunball! You feel more fatigued as $n's stunball hits you! $N takes a direct hit from $n's stunball! You only manage to annoy $N with your stunball! You get a bit annoyed as $n casts a stunball at you. $N looks annoyed as $n casts a stunball at $M. * Stunblast M 44 Blood trickles from $N's nose as $E goes lifeless from your stunblast! After falling unconscious, $n's stunblast sends you to your grave! Blood trickles from $N's nose as $E goes lifeless from $n's stunblast! You stunblast doesn't seem to harm $N at all. You resist $n's stunblast with no problems. # $N begins to faint from the power of your stunblast! You begin to faint from the power of $n's stunblast! $N begins to faint from the power of $n's stunblast! $N doesn't even yawn after you cast a full force stunblast! You don't even yawn after $n casts a full force stunblast in your area. $N doesn't even yawn after $n casts a full force stunblast! * Stun bolt M 45 Your stun bolt sends $N into convulsions, who then dies! $n's stun bolt sends you into convulsions right before you die! $n's stun bolt sends $N into convulsions right before $E dies! Your stun bolt veers off before it harms $N. $n's stun bolt veers off before it has a chance to harm you. $n's stun bolt veers off before it can harm $N. $N staggers under the force of your stun bolt! You stagger under the force of $n's stun bolt! $N staggers under the force of $n's stun bolt! $N laughs at your attempt to stun bolt $M! You laugh at $n's attempt to stun bolt you! $n laughs at $n's attempt to stun bolt $M! * Stun cloud M 46 Your stun cloud sends $N beyond the realm of sleep, to the realm of the dead! $n's stun cloud sends you drifting from sleep to death! $n's stun cloud sends $N drifting from sleep to death! Your stun cloud dissipates before it reaches $N. $n's stun cloud dissipates before it reaches you. # Your stun cloud causes $N to almost collapse. $n's stun cloud almost causes you to collapse unconscious! $n's stun cloud causes $N to begin to collapse. $N draws a smiley face in your stun cloud with $S finger! You draw a smiley face in $n's stun cloud with your finger. $N draws a smiley face in $n's stun cloud with $S finger! * Stun missile M 47 Your stun missile not only knocks $N unconscious, but kills $M too! $n's stun missile not only knocks you unconscious, but kills you too! $n's stun missile not only knocks $N unconscious, but kills $M too! $N seems completely unaffected by your stun missile. You are completely unaffected by $n's stun missile. $N seems completely unaffected by $n's stun missile. $N's mental condition grows weaker as $E is hit by your stun missile! Your mental condition grows weaker as $n's stun missile hits you! $n's mental condition grows weaker as $n's stun missile hits $M! $N giggles at your attempt to use a stun missile on $M! You giggle at $n's attempt to use a stun missile on you! $N giggles at $n's attempt to use a stun missile on $M! * Stun touch M 48 Your stun touch seems to do more than stun, as it just killed $N! $n uses a stun touch on you but also manages to kill you! $n's stun touch does more than stun $N, it kills $M! You touch $N but nothing happens. $n tries to stun touch you, but nothing happens. $n attempts to stun touch $N, but nothing happens. $N seems less alert as you grab hold of $M! You feel less alert as $n grabs hold of you! $N seems less alert after $n grabs hold of $M! Your hands are burned as you try to touch $N! You burn $n's hands as $e tries to stun touch you! $n withdraws $s stun touch from $N, as if burned! * Power shaft M 50 $N explodes into pieces as your power shaft hits $M with incredible force! You feel yourself begin to explode into pieces as $n's power shaft strikes you! $n's power shaft causes $N to explode into pieces! $N absorbs your power shaft without a flinch. You absorb $n's power shaft without even flinching! $n's power shaft hits $N, but is absorbed without damage. $N cries out as your power shaft strikes $M! You cry out from terrible pain as $n's power shaft strikes you! $N cries out from pain as $n's power shaft strikes $M! $N snickers as your power shaft hits $M! You snicker as $n's power shaft tickles you! $N snickers as $n's power shaft tickles $M! * Power burst M 51 $N explodes as the force from your power burst hits $M! You feel yourself begin to rip apart as $n's power burst hits you! $N explodes as $n's power burst hits $M! Yuck! $N seems quite unaffected by your power burst. $n throws a power burst your way, but you seem unaffected. # $N yells in agony as your power burst hits $M! You yell in agony as $n's power burst stikes you! $N yells in agony as $n's power burst hits $M! $N sighs loudly and destroys your power burst with a flick of $S finger. You sigh and flick your finger, destroying $n's power burst. $N sighs loudly and then flicks $S finger destroying $n's power burst. * Mana shaft M 52 $N collapses dead as your mana shaft scrambles $S brains! $n turns your brains into mush as $s mana shaft hits you right in the head! $N collapses, bleeding from $S nose and ears after $n's mana shaft hits $M! Your mana shaft passes right through $N with no effect. $n's mana shaft passes right through you without harming you at all. $n's shoots a mana shaft at $N which only passes right through $M. $N holds $S head in agony as your mana shaft strikes $M. Your head aches horribly as $n's mana shaft hits you! $N holds $S head in agony as $n's mana shaft hits $M! Your mana shaft runs the other way after it sees the mighty $N! $n's mana shaft runs the other way after you look at with menace! $n's mana shaft flies off the opposite way after $N looks at it with menace! * Mana burst M 53 $N's head explodes as your mana burst snuffs $S life out! Your head explodes with the incredible force of $n's mana burst! $N's head explodes from $n's mana burst! Gross! Your mana burst doesn't seem to affect $N at all. $n's mana burst just wasn't big enough to affect you! # Blood drips from $N's nose and ears as your mana burst hits $M. Your head aches terribly as $n's mana burst hits you! $n's mana burst causes $N to grasp $S head in pain! $N smirks at your feeble attempt to mana burst $M! You smirk at $n's feeble attempt to mana burst you. $N smirks at $n's feeble attempt to mana burst $M! * Stun shaft M 54 Your stun shaft sends $N into convulsions, who then dies! $n's stun shaft sends you into convulsions right before you die! $n's stun shaft sends $N into convulsions right before $E dies! Your stun shaft veers off before it harms $N. $n's stun shaft veers off before it has a chance to harm you. $n's stun shaft veers off before it can harm $N. $N staggers under the force of your stun shaft! You stagger under the force of $n's stun shaft! $N staggers under the force of $n's stun shaft! $N laughs at your attempt to stun shaft $M! You laugh at $n's attempt to stun shaft you! $n laughs at $n's attempt to stun shaft $M! * Stun Burst M 55 Blood trickles from $N's nose as $E goes lifeless from your stun burst! After falling unconscious, $n's stun burst sends you to your grave! Blood trickles from $N's nose as $E goes lifeless from $n's stun burst! You stun burst doesn't seem to harm $N at all. You resist $n's stun burst with no problems. # $N begins to faint from the power of your stun burst! You begin to faint from the power of $n's stun burst! $N begins to faint from the power of $n's stun burst! $N doesn't even yawn after you cast a full force stun burst! You don't even yawn after $n casts a full force stun burst in your area. $N doesn't even yawn after $n casts a full force stun burst! * stun dart M 56 Your stun dart not only knocks $N unconscious, but kills $M too! $n's stun dart not only knocks you unconscious, but kills you too! $n's stun dart not only knocks $N unconscious, but kills $M too! $N seems completely unaffected by your stun dart. You are completely unaffected by $n's stun dart. $N seems completely unaffected by $n's stun dart. $N's mental condition grows weaker as $E is hit by your stun dart! Your mental condition grows weaker as $n's stun dart hits you! $n's mental condition grows weaker as $n's stun dart hits $M! $N giggles at your attempt to use a stun dart on $M! You giggle at $n's attempt to use a stun dart on you! $N giggles at $n's attempt to use a stun dart on $M! * Elementball M 90 Your ball turns $N into a corpse! Your skin seems to burst as $n grins evilly... The force of $n's elementball turns $N into a charred corpse! Your elementball blooms a few feet before $N who claps $S hands in wonder. $n aims an elementball at you, but it fails to materialize. # You throw an elementball at $N and have the satisfaction of seeing $M enveloped in pain! You are enveloped in pain from an elementball sent by $n -- OUCH!! $n smirks as $s elementball explodes into the face of $N! How shameful to throw elementballs at a GOD!!! You choose to ignore $n's shameful attempt to harm you. $n's elementball is tactfully ignored by $N. * Element Bolt M 91 $N collapses as you kill $M with a bolt straight through $S chest! You collapse to the ground as $n's bolt burns away your last bit of life! $n's bolt hits $N straight in the chest, burning away $S last bit of life! Your bolt burns away before it can hit $N. $n's bolt burns away before it has a chance to hit you! $n's bolt burns away before it even hits $N! You hit $N with your bolt, causing $M to wince in pain! You wince in pain as $n's bolt hits you straight on! $n's bolt hits $N who winces in pain! You waste your energy as your bolt fizzles in front of $N! How amusing -- $n tried to hit you with a bolt! $N's eyes twinkle with laughter as $n tries to hit $M with a bolt. * Element Cloud M 92 Your cloud hits $N with full force, causing an immediate death! As you burst into oblivion, $n grins evilly... The force of a cloud from $n turns $N into a disfigured corpse! Your cloud blooms few feet before $N who claps $S hands in wonder. $n aims a cloud at you but it evaporates before reaching you. # You throw a cloud at $N and have the satisfaction of seeing $M scream in pain! You are enveloped in pain from a cloud sent by $n -- OUCH!! $n smirks as $s cloud explodes into the face of $N! How shameful to throw clouds at a GOD!!! You choose to ignore $n's shameful attempt to envelop you in a cloud. $n's cloud is tactfully ignored by $N. * Element Dart M 93 Your dart ignites $N, stealing away $S life! $n's dart sears a hole through your chest, straight through your heart! $n's dart crashes into $N, stealing away $S life! Your dart is extinguished before it has a chance to harm $N. $n's dart extinguishes before it can harm you. $n's dart extinguishes before it can harm $N. $N struggles to extinguish the %s from your dart! $n's dart hits you! $N struggles to extinguish the %s from $n's dart! As $N sighs, your dart goes out. You %s and extinguish $n's silly dart. $N sighs, extinguishing $n's dart! * Element Missile M 94 Your missile transforms $N into a lifeless corpse! You are cleanly dissolved by $n's %s missile! $n's missile transforms $N into a lifeless corpse! Your missile whizzes right by $N. $n's missile whizzes right by you. $n's missile flies right past $n. Your missile hits $N right on $S forehead! $n's missile hits you right on your forehead! $n's missile hits $N on $S forehead! $N winks away your missile! You wink away $n's missile! $N winks away $n's missile! * Poison M 98 # Poison burns intensely in your veins.. you shiver.. you die. $N has a few cramps and dies, suffering. poison miss char - should never see. poison miss victim - should never see. poison miss room - should never see. # You feel burning poison in your blood, and suffer. $N looks really sick and shivers uncomfortably. # You have become poisoned somehow. $N has somehow become poisioned. *************************************************************************** * Offensive Skills * *************************************************************************** * Backstab M 131 $N makes a strange sound but is suddenly very silent as you place $p in $S back. Suddenly $n stabs you in the back, R.I.P.... $n places $p in the back of $N, resulting in some strange noises, a lot of blood, and a corpse. $N quickly avoids your backstab and you nearly cut your own finger! $n tries to backstab you, but you avoid $m! $n tries to backstab $N but nearly cuts $s own finger! $N makes a strange sound as you place $p in $S back! Suddenly $n stabs you in the back! $n places $p in the back of $N, resulting in some strange noises and some blood! $N sends you a look that makes you forget all about backstabbing. $n tries to backstab you, but changes $s mind. $n tries to backstab $N, but changes $s mind. * Bash M 132 $N doesn't recover from your bash! -- $E is dead. As $n bashes at you, you give up living and die... $N dies after $n has bashed $M! As $N avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground! You dodge a bash from $n who loses $s balance and falls! $N avoids being bashed by $n who loses $s balance and falls! Your bash at $N sends $M sprawling! $n sends you sprawling with a powerful bash! $n sends $N sprawling with a powerful bash! Your effort to bash $N sends YOU sprawling on the ground. $n fruitlessly tries to bash you and is sent sprawling. $n dares a bash at $N and is sent sprawling without touching $M. * Kick M 134 Your kick at $N's kidneys made $M die. $n kills you by kicking your kidneys in! $N dies from $n's last kick in $S kidneys! Your beautiful full-circle kick misses $N by a mile. $n makes a nice balletstep which plants $s foot a mile above your head. $n makes a nice balletstep which plants $s foot a mile above $N's head. Your boots need polishing again -- blood all over them... $n wipes $s boots in your face! $n wipes $s boots in the face of $N! $N makes you kick at a huge stone appearing from nowhere -- OUCH! You make $n kick a huge stone appearing from nowhere -- *giggle* $n starts kicking a huge stone which suddenly appears. M 134 Your kick at $N's face splits $S head open -- yummy! $n aims a kick at your face which splits your head in two! $n neatly kicks $N's head into pieces -- YUMMY! You miss your kick at $N's groin, much to $S relief... $n misses a kick at your groin, you breathe lighter now... $n misses a kick at $N's groin, much to $N's relief... Your kick hits $N in the solar plexus! You're hit in solar plexus, wow, this is breathtaking!! $n kicks $N in solar plexus, $N is rendered breathless! You attempt to kick $N but lose your balance and fall face down in some mud that has suddenly appeared. When $n tries to kick you, you quickly make him fall in some mud you have created. $n falls face down in some mud created by $N. *************************************************************************** * Weapon Attacks * *************************************************************************** * Hit M 300 You punch $N's head with a blow that crushes $S skull! $n punches your head with a blow that crushes your skull! $n punches $N's head so hard that $S skull cracks open! You swing your fist at $N, but miss $M! You barely avoid $n's fist as $e takes a swing at you! $N barely avoids a blow from $n! # # # Your fist flops as your body refuses to fight the mighty $N. $n seems to be having trouble getting $s body to fight you!! $n's body rebels against $m when $e tries to punch $N. M 300 You punch $N in $S kidneys resulting in $S immediate death! You recieve a punch in your kidneys which ends your worldly misery -- R.I.P.! $n punches $N in the kidneys causing immediate death! You wildly punch at the air, missing $N. $n misses a wild punch at you. $n practices shadow-boxing while $N takes a break. # # # Instead of letting you punch $M, $N forces you to play Punch and Judy!!! You convince $n of playing Punch and Judy instead of punching you. $N convinces $n that no punching is necessary. M 300 You hit $N with such force that $S neck snaps in two! $n hits you with such force that your neck snaps in two! $N's neck is snapped in two by a powerful blow from $n! You try to hit $N who easily avoids the blow. $n tries to hit you but you easily avoid the blow. $n tries to hit $N who easily avoids the blow. # # # You try to hit $N but hit yourself instead! $n tries to hit you but you hits $mself instead! $n tries to hit $N but hits $mself instead! M 300 You hit $N with a blow that breaks $S spine! $n hits you with a blow that breaks your spine! $n hits $N with a blow that breaks $S spine! $N ducks under your fist as you try to hit $M. You duck under $n's fist as $e takes a swing at you. $N ducks under $n's fist as $e takes a swing at $M. # # # It's not polite to swing at a GOD!! $n tries to take a swing at you -- how pathetic! $n pathetically tries to take a swing at $N - ha! * Whip M 302 You whip $N's head right off of $S body! $n whips your head right off of your body! $n whips $N's head right off of $S body! You crack your whip at $N but it hits you in the face! $n cracks $s whip at you and it hits $m in the face! $n cracks $s whip at $N but only hits $mself in the face! # # # You'd better stop before $N whips your butt. Pathetic little $n is trying to whip you.. how cute. $n tries to whip $N - isn't he cute? M 302 Your dextrous whip messily tears $N's torso right off! $n's whip messily tears you right in half! With an evil grin, $n messily whips $N in half! You try to whip $N but whip the ground instead! $n tries to whip you but whips the ground instead! $n tries to whip $N but whips the ground instead! # # # Don't try to whip $N. $n is trying to whip you. Yawn. $n tries to whip $N - yawn. * Slash M 303 You beautifully slash $N into two parts -- both dead. Your upper body is disconnected from your legs as $n slashes at you -- R.I.P.! $N is slashed in two by a masterful stroke of $n! Your desperate slash at $N is easily avoided by $M. You easily avoid a slash from $n. $N nimbly avoids $n's slash. # # # Your cunning slash at $N is fruitless. You nimbly stop a slash from $n. $N stops a cunning slash from $n who looks disappointed. M 303 Your slash at $N results in a pool of blood and $S immediate death! Blood spurts all over as $n slashes at you. You die... $n slashes at $N who colors everything red with blood from $S lethal wound. You miss $N by an inch, curse that brat! You manage to dodge $n's slash and laugh, HA! $n's slash misses $N who laughs in sheer delight, HA! # # # Come on, what makes you think you can slash at a GOD?! You barely register the puny creature before you... The great $N seems to ignore $n's slashes. M 303 $N cries out in agony as you slash $S ribcage open! Your ribcage is slashed open by $n -- R.I.P.! $n nicely dissects $N's ribcage with a single slash! You try to slash $N but miss by a mile. $n's slash misses you by mile. $n's slash at $N misses $M by a mile. # # # It's rude to try to slash a GOD, you know. $n tries to slash you -- how rude! $n tries to slash $N -- how rude! M 303 Your powerful slash cleanly cuts off $N's head, which rolls away with a look of horror on it. You briefly feel the sensation of flight as $n slices your head cleanly off! $n cleanly slices off $N's head which rolls away with a look of horror on it! $N is cooled by the breeze of your missed slash at $M. $n cools you with the breeze of $s missed slash at you. $n cools $N with the breeze of $s missed slash. # # # Yeah, right. $n tries to slash you.. yeah, right. $n tries to slash $N.. yeah, right. * Bite M 304 You sink your teeth deep into $N's neck -- blood sprays everywhere! $n sinks $s teeth deep into your neck, tearing your jugular vein to bits! $n sinks $s teeth deep into $N's neck, tearing $S jugular vein to bits! You snap your teeth at $N but miss him. $n snaps $s teeth at you fiercly but misses. $n fiercly snaps $s teeth at $N but misses the mark. # # # How dare you try to bite a GOD!!! $n tries to bite you, how funny. $n tries to bite $N - funny, huh? M 304 You bite $N through $S ribcage and into $S heart -- $e falls to the ground in agony. $n bites you right your ribcage and into your heart -- you fall to the ground writhing in agony... $n's powerful jaw bites through $N's ribcage into $S heart -- $E falls to the ground writhing in agony! You try to bite $N but bite your tongue instead. $n tries to bite you but bites $s tongue instead! $n tries to bite $N but bites $s own tongue instead! # # # Aren't you trying to bite off more than you can chew? $n snaps at you but realizes $e is biting off more than $e can chew. $n stupidly tries to bite off more than $e can chew by snapping at $N. * Bludgeon M 305 You forcefully bludgeon $N whose head suddenly cracks open like a walnut! $n bludgeons your head which cracks open like a walnut! $n ruthlessly bludgeons $N whose head cracks open like a walnut! You fruitlessly try to bludgeon $N. You easily dodge $n's attempt to bludgeon you. $n tries to bludgeon $N who easily avoids the blow. # # # Your attempt to bludgeon $N fails, luckily for you $N has a good sense of humor! Your patience is tried when $n tries to clobber you. $N restrains $Mself from zapping $n when $e attempts to bludgeon the mighty one. M 305 Your relentless bludgeoning of $N finally results in $S broken neck! $n's relentless bludgeoning of you finally results in your broken neck! $n's relentless bludgeoning of $N finally results in $N's broken neck! You try to bludgeon $N who simply laughs at you. $n tries to bludgeon you, but you avoid $m and laugh. $N laughs at $n's attempt to bludgeon $M. # # # Your attempt to bludgeon $N fails, luckily for you $N has a good sense of humor! Your patience is tried when $n tries to clobber you. $N restrains $Mself from zapping $n when $e attempts to bludgeon the mighty one. * Crush M 306 You crush $N right out of existence! $n crushes you right out of existence! $n crushes $N right out of existence! You try to crush $N who jumps out of the way! $n tries to crush you but you jump out of the way! $n tries to crush $N who jumps out of the way! # # # A pox on thee and thy pitiful crush on $N! $n seems to have a crush on you... $n seems to have a crush on $N... M 306 You crush $N's entire body, making a terrible mess! $n crushes your entire body, making a terrible mess! $n crushes $N's entire body, making a terrible mess! You hopelessly try to crush $N. $n hopelessly tries to crush you. $n hopelessly tries to crush $N. # # # A pox on thee and thy pitiful crush on $N! $n seems to have a crush on you... $n seems to have a crush on $N... * Claw M 308 You claw $N's face right off! $n claws your face right off! $n claws $N's face right off! You try to claw at $N but miss! $n tries to claw at you but misses by a hair! $n tries to claw at $N, missing by a hair! # # # You dummy! Not the claw, the claw! $n must be crazy - trying to claw at you! $n must be crazy - trying to claw at $N! M 308 Your razor-sharp claws rip $N wide open! $n's razor-sharp claws rip you wide open! $n's razor-sharp claws rip $N wide open! You try to claw at $N but almost nick yourself instead! $n tries to claw at you but nearly nicks $mself instead! $n tries to claw at $N but nearly nicks $mself instead! # # # You dummy! Not the claw, the claw! $n must be crazy - trying to claw at you! $n must be crazy - trying to claw at $N! * Pierce M 311 You succesfully pierce $N and $S dead body falls to the ground in a lifeless heap. $n pierces you. You are no longer a living member of this world -- R.I.P.! $n pierces $N whose suddenly lifeless body falls to the ground! You try to pierce $N but pierce the air instead! $n pierces holes in the air. $n tries to pierce air instead of fighting $N. # # # The mighty $N begins to think you a nuisance!!! Your patience is almost gone when you stare back at $n. The air is loaded when $N angrily wards off a piercing attack from $n. M 311 You pierce $N's heart, you heartbreaker you... $n breaks your heart, goodbye cruel world... $n pierces the heart of $N who falls to the ground clutching at the wound! You lunge at $N without managing to pierce $M. $n tries to pierce you but fails miserably. $n lunges at $N but can't pierce $M. # # # The great $N sends you a piercing look, OOPS!! You return $n's pierce with a piercing look, hmmm... $N returns $n's pierce with a piercing look, hmmm... * Pistol M 321 You plant a bullet right in $N's head, killing $M! $n plants a bullet right in your head, killing you immediately! $n plants a bullet right in $N's head, killing $M immediately! The bullet flies out of your pistol, but misses $N. $n's bullet whizzes past you. $n aims $s pistol, but misses $N. # # # $N eats the bullet from your pistol! You swallow the bullet from $n's pistol! $N eats the bullet from $n's pistol! M 321 Your bullet punctures $N's chest, hitting $S heart, and killing $M! $n's bullet punctures your chest, hits your heart, and kills you! $n's bullet lands right in $N's heart, killing $M! You carefully aim your pistol, but $N jumps out of the way. You jump out of the way, as $n aims $s pistol at you! $N jumps out of the way as $n aims $s pistol at $M. # # # $N eats the bullet from your pistol! You swallow the bullet from $n's pistol! $N eats the bullet from $n's pistol! * Shotgun M 324 The pellets from your blast riddle $N's face, killing $M! $n blasts you right in the face, killing you! $n's shotgun blast riddles $N's face with bullets, killing $M! Your shotgun blast completely misses $N. $n's shotgun blast completely misses you. $n shoots $s shotgun at $N, but misses. # # # Your shotgun blast bounces off of $N! $n's shotgun blast bounce right off you! $n's shotgun blast bounces off of $N! M 324 Your shotgun blast knocks $N back several feet as it kills $M! You fly backward as $n's shotgun blast hits you and kills you! $N gets knocked back several feet as $n's shotgun blast kills $M! Right as you squeeze the trigger on your shotgun, $N jumps out of the way! As you notice $n aiming at you, you jump out of the way just in time! $N jumps out of the way right as $n pulls the trigger! # # # Your shotgun blast bounces off of $N! $n's shotgun blast bounce right off you! $n's shotgun blast bounces off of $N! * Cannon M 326 You VAPORIZE $N with the blast from your cannon! You are VAPORIZED by the blast from $n's cannon! $n VAPORIZES $N with the blast from $s cannon! Your cannon vaporizes something in the distance as you miss $N! Something in the distance is vaporized as $n misses you! $n vaporizes something in the distance when $e misses $N! # # # The mighty $N laughs at your attempt to vaporize $M! You laugh at $n's attempt to vaporize you! $N laughs at $n's attempt to vaporize $M! * Bifurcate M 327 You funkily BIFURCATE $N with a bullet from your derringer! A bullet from $n's derringer BIFURCATES your head in a very cool manner! $n stylishly BIFURCATES $N's head with FlyGuy's derringer! Man, you should never see this message, baby. You is one LUCKY mutha. $n, lacking his normal smooth grace, has missed with his derringer! # # # The supreme fag, $N, is very lucky you have decided to be merciful. You lean over and kiss $n's black butt for his awe-inspiring mercy! $N, realizing his stroke of luck, falls to his knees and worships $n! * Suffering M 399 # You feel wounded -- too wounded -- you die... $N lies suffering on the ground until no blood is left in $S body. # suffer miss victim - should never see. suffer miss room - should never see. # You lie on the ground suffering from your terrible wounds... $N lies helplessly on the ground and suffers... # Suffer god victim - should never see Suffer god room - should never see M 399 # You can only lie still as your last heartbeat ebbs... $N suffers from bloodlack, and the lack of a beating heart... # suffer miss victim - should never see. suffer miss room - should never see. # You lie on the ground suffering from bleeding wounds... $N lies immobile on the ground, suffering... # Suffer god victim.. Suffer god room.. *************************************************************************** * NPC Attacks * *************************************************************************** * Fire Breath M 202 $N killed. You are burned to ash, as $n breathes on you. $n makes $N to ash. $N missed. $n breathes fire at you, but you avoids it. $N avoids $n's firebreath. $N hit. $n burns you. $N is partly made ash, as $n breaths fire. $N immortal. $n warms you. $n warms $N. * Gas Breath M 203 $N killed. You die from the gas $n breathes on you. $n kills $N with a gas breath. $N missed. $n breathes gas at you, but it has no effect. $N avoids $n's gas. $N hit. $n gasses you. $N is gassed by $n. $N immortal. $n wants to gas you, but can't. $n tries to gas $N, but can't. * Frost Breath M 204 $N killed. You are frosen to ice, as $n breathes on you. $n makes $N to ice. $N missed. $n breathes frost at you, but you avoids it. $N avoids $n's frostbreath. $N hit. $n frezes you. $N is partly made ice, as $n breaths frost. $N immortal. $n supplies you with airconditioning. $n supplies $N with airconditioning. * Acid Breath M 205 $N killed. You are corroded to nothing, as $n breathes on you. $n corrodes $N to nothing. $N missed. $n breathes acid at you, but you avoids it. $N avoids $n's acidbreath. $N hit. $n corrodes you. $N is corroded as $n breaths acid. $N immortal. $n helps you clean your hands with a little acid. $n helps $N cleaning. * Lightning Breath M 206 $N killed. You are killed by $n's lightning breath. $n killes $N with a lightning breath. $N missed. $n breathes lightning at you, but you avoids it. $N avoids $n's lightning breath. $N hit. $n hits you with a lightning breath. $N is hit by $n's lightning breath. $N immortal. $n tries to breath lightning upon you. $n tries to breath lightning upon $N. * FALL Message M 502 # ^rYou slam into the ground, dying instantly!^n $N slams into the ground and dies instantly! # You tumble out of the fall unharmed! $N tumbles out of the fall unharmed! # ^rYou crash into the ground!^n $N crashes into the ground! # ^BYou crash into the ground, leaving a huge crater!^n $N crashes into the ground leaving a huge crater! $