bang 0 0
You bang your head against the wall.
$n starts doing a little head-bangin'...
You drill $N like $E's never been drilled before!
$n takes $N away for wild, passionate sex!
$n takes you away for wild, passionate sex!
You REALLY shouldn't be having fantasies about people who aren't even here.
Bang yourself?  You MUST be a gymnast or something!
You just witnessed the ultimate in flexibilty... $n just banged $mself! 

duh 0 0
You say, 'Duh.'
$n says, 'Duh.'
You turn to $N and say, 'Duh.'  What a bonehead!
$n turns to $N and says, 'Duh.'  What a bonehead!
$n turns to you sand says, 'Duh.'  You are a bonehead.
Find someone that's here, my friend.
You slap your forehead and say, 'Duh!  I'm such an idiot!'
$n slaps $s forehead and says, 'Duh!  I'm such an idiot!'

moon 0 0
You moon your adoring crowd.
$n drops $s shorts and moons the crowd.
You tantalize $N with the sight of your bum.
$n lowers $s drawers in $N's face... NOT a pretty sight.
$n flashes $s pimply butt at you... You find yourself strangely drawn to it.
Who??  Just pull up your pants or find someone who's here.
You must be some kind of magician... It's all done with mirrors...
Whoa! $n is bearing $s butt to a mirror!

sheesh 0 0
You say, 'Sheesh!'
$n says, 'Sheesh!'
You turn to $N and say, 'Sheesh!'
$n turns to $N and exclaims, 'Sheesh!'
$n turns to you and goes, 'Sheesh!'
They ain't here.... nice try, though.
You realize what an idiot you REALLY are.
$n figured out what an idiot $e is and goes, 'Sheesh!' 

spooge 0 0
Looks like its time to wash the old underwear.
$n spooges in $s shorts.
You spooge all over $M.
$n spooges warmly on $N.
Time for a shower... $n just spooged all over you.
They aren't here, my friend.  You might as well spooge on yourself.
Don't you know you'll go blind doing that?
There goes $n again... spoogin' all over $mself.

blow 0 0
Blow who?
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All right!!  Givin' a little head to $N!
Watch out!!  $n is givin' some head to $N!
Way to go!!  $n is down on $s knees givin' you a little head!
Can't blow a no show!
You point to your crotch and say, 'Make like the wind and blow me!'
$n points to $s crotch and says, 'Don't leave me hangin' here!'

muff 0 0
On who?
#
You begin to go down on $N...and $E starts to sqirm!
$n must be a professional muff diver.  Look at $m go in on $N!
$n gently kisses your inner thigh... and begins to go in.
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daydream 1 0
You dream of better times.
$n looks absent-minded, $s eyes staring into space.
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spit 0 0
You spit over your left shoulder.
$n spits over $s left shoulder.
You spit on $M.
$n spits $N in the face.
$n spits you in the face.
Can you spit that far ?
You spit up into the air and catch it in your mouth.
$n spits up into the air and catches it with $s mouth.

taunt 0 0
You taunt the people around you.
$n sticks $s tongue out and says 'Na na na na na naaaa'
How cruel.
#
$n taunts you with $s remarks.
Taunt who?
That is stupid.
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whine 0 0
You baby.
$n is whining about something.
OK OK  whine whine whine
$n is whining to $N about something.
$n whines for your attention.
To who?
Whine to yourself?
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worship 0 0
You worship your gods.
$n starts worshiping the gods.
You worship $N.
$n worships the ground that $N walks on.
$n starts to worship you.  What does $e want now?
Worship who?
How vain.
What an egotist.  $n is worshiping $mself

joy 0 0
You exclaim, 'Oh, JOY!'
$n exclaims, 'Oh, JOY!'
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ren 0 0
You scream, 'You eeeeeeeeee-diot!'
$n screams, 'You eeeeeeeeee-diot!'
#

doh 0 0
You exclaim, 'D'oh!'
$n exclaims, 'D'oh!'
You turn to $N and exclaim, 'D'oh!'
$n turns to $N and exclaims, 'D'oh!'
$n turns to you and exclaims, 'D'oh!'
D'oh!....that person is not here.
You slap your forehead and go, 'D'oh!'
$n slaps $s forehead and goes, 'D'oh!'

wedgie 0 0
Wedgie who?
#
You grab $N's underwear and give $M a wedgie!
$n yanks $N's underwear and gives $M a wedgie!  Who's next??
$n grabs you by the underwear and gives you a wedgie!!
Not here, my friend.
Wedgie yourself?  That's GOTTA hurt!
Check it out!  $n is giving $mself a wedgie!

flex 0 0
You flex your muscles with pride!
$n flexes $s muscles with pride!
You flex your buttocks at $N and make them drool...
$N begins to drool as $n flexes $s buttocks...
You begin to drool as $n flexes $s buttocks...
Not here, my friend...
You point at your bulging biceps to the awe of everyone.
Don't laugh now!  $n is pointing at $s scrawny little biceps.


need 0 0
What do you need?
$n is in desperate need of something, but won't tell you what.
You tell $M how much you need $M.
$n drops to one knee and tells $N something special.
$n drops to one knee, grabs your hands and tells you how much he needs you.
You really do need someone then...
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listen 0 0
You listen intently.
$n's ears perk up, and starts to listens to what you have to say.
You listen closely to $M.
Shhhh.....$n is listening to $N.
Really. $n IS listening to you.  *would I lie?*
No sense listening.  There is nothing to listen to.
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avoid 0 0
You skillfully avoid the topic.
$n tries to avoid the topic by talking about the weather.
You quickly avoid $N's dicussion.
$n tries to change the subject on $N with out $M noticing.
$n quickly dodges your attempt to pin $m in a discussion.
You already avoided $M.
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noogie 0 0
You look for your next victim.
$n looks for his next noogie victim.
You wrap your arm around $N's neck and give $M a rough noogie.
$n grabs $N and starts to give $M a noogie.
$n puts you into a headlock and starts to give you a noogie.
Can't seem to find $N.
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knee 0 0
You raise your in knee in a threatening manner.
$n threatens you with his vicious knee.
You violently lift your knee into $N's abdomen.
$n just kneed $N in the stomach. Things are getting a little rough.
$n leaves you breathless by placing his knee in your abdomen.
$M just stepped out...
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tongue 0 0
You should get more control over that thing...
$n's tongue hangs out of $s mouth.
You slowly move your tongue all over $N's body.
$n starts to run $s tongue all over $N.  Hmmmmm....I wonder!
$n gently runs $s tongue over all the right parts. Ohhhh....What a feeling!
Never around when you're horny as hell.
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roll 0 0
You roll your eyes at the thought of it all.
$n rolls $s eyes.
You roll your eyes at $N's thought.
$n dismisses $N's thoughts by rolling $s eyes.
$n rolls $s eyes and ignores your last comment.
Proud mary keep on rolling.....
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drool 0 0
You need a kleenex to get that off?
Drool begins to dribble from $n's mouth.
You begin to drool all over $M.
$n slobbers all over $N.  Makes you sick doesn't it....
$n gently drools over you.....how sweet.
Your drool is wasted because there isn't anyone by that name here.
You drool over yourself.  Should we call a doctor?
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tackle 0 0
What do you expect us to do, make a tackling dummy for you?
$n looks around for someone to play football with.
You send $M sprawling with your diving tackle.
$n takes $N to the ground with a vicious tackle.
$n runs full throttle towards you and plasters you with $s tackle.
You seem to be the only one willing to play ball at the moment.
You unsuccessfully try to tackle yourself.
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choke 0 0
You choke yourself with your tongue...Better get help!!!
$n chokes on a piece of bread.
You wrap your hands around $S throat and squeeze...What a great shade of blue!
$n grabs $N throat and begins to drain the life from $M!!
$n takes hold of your throat and renders you breathless!!! *gasp ack weez*
You grab at thin air and notice your victim has fled.
That's not a good way to die now is it.....?!
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massage 0 0
Don't you need someone to massage?
Offers $s services for free back-rubs.
You begin to rub $S back...is this a platonic or an ulterior relationship?
$n is giving $N a back rub.  How nice.
$n starts to give you a body massage in hopes to get you in the mood.
Hmmm....Can't find 'em when you want 'em!
You rub your shoulders to calm yourself.
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undress 0 0
You throw your clothes into the wind.  Ahhhh freedom!
$n rips $s close off and flashes you....*whistle*
You quickly remove $S clothing.  What a body!
$n has just ripped off $N's clothes.  How rude...IN PUBLIC!
$n rips off your clothes and examines your....skin tone.
Sorry I can't find anyone by that name.
You undress yourself and prepare for bed.
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kiss 0 0
Isn't there someone you want to kiss?
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You kiss $M.
$n kisses $N.
$n kisses you.
Never around when required.
All the lonely people :(
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bounce 0 0
BOIINNNNNNGG!
$n bounces around.
You bounce onto $S lap.
$n bounces onto $N's lap.
$n bounces onto your lap.
You don't see your plaything.
You bounce your head like a basketball.
$n plays basketball with $s head.

smile 1 0
You smile happily.
$n smiles happily.
You smile at $M.
$n beams a smile at $N.
$n smiles at you.
There's no one by that name around.
You smile at yourself.
$n smiles at $mself.


dance 1 8
Feels silly, doesn't it?
$n tries to dance breakdance, but nearly breaks $s neck!
You lead $M to the dancefloor.
$n sends $N across the dancefloor.
$n sends you across the dancefloor.
Eh, WHO?
You skip and dance around by yourself.
$n skips a light Fandango.

cackle 0 0
You cackle gleefully.
$n throws back $s head and cackles with insane glee!
You cackle gleefully at $N
$n cackles gleefully at $N.
$n cackles gleefully at you.  Better keep your distance from $m.
You can't find a friend to cackle with.
You cackle at yourself.  Now, THAT'S strange!
$n is really crazy now!  $e cackles at $mself.

laugh 0 0
You fall down laughing.
$n falls down laughing.
You laugh at $N mercilessly.
$n laughs at $N mercilessly.
$n laughs at you mercilessly.  Hmmmmph.
You can't find the butt of your joke.
You laugh at yourself.  I would, too.
$n laughs at $mself.  Let's all join in!!!

giggle 0 0
You giggle.
$n giggles.
You giggle in $S's presence.
$n giggles at $N's actions.
$n giggles at you.  Hope it's not contagious!
You giggle by yourself, since you can't find a partner to giggle with.
You giggle at yourself, which makes you giggle at yourself, which makes you ...
$n giggles at $mself.  $e must be nervous or something.

shake 0 5
You shake your head.
$n shakes $s head.
You shake $S hand.
$n shakes $N's hand.
$n shakes your hand.
Sorry good buddy, but that person doesn't seem to be here.
You are shaken by yourself.
$n shakes and quivers like a bowl full of jelly.

puke 0 0
You puke...chunks everywhere!!! YUK!
$n pukes.
You puke on $M.
$n pukes on $N.
$n spews vomit and pukes all over your clothing!
Once again?
You puke on yourself.
$n pukes on $s clothes.

growl 0 0
Grrrrrrrrrr...
$n growls.
Grrrrrrrrrr....take that, $N!!!
$n growls at $N.  Better leave the room before the fighting starts.
$n growls at you.  Hey, two can play it that way!
No one can see you growl that far.
You growl at yourself.  Boy, do you feel bitter!
$n growls at $mself.  This could get interesting...

scream 0 0
ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!
$n screams loudly!
ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!  Yes, it MUST have been $S fault!!!
$n screams loudly at $N.  Better leave before $n blames you, too!!!
$n screams at you!  That's not nice!  *sniff*
Your lungs can't reach that far!
You scream at yourself.  Yes, that's ONE way of relieving tension!
$n screams loudly at $mself!  Is there a full moon up?

comfort 0 5
Do you feel uncomfortable?
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You comfort $M.
$n comforts $N.
$n comforts you.
Comfort who?
You make a vain attempt to comfort yourself.
$n has no one to comfort $m but $mself

nod 1 0
You nod solemnly.
$n nods solemnly.
You nod in recognition to $M.
$n nods in recognition to $N.
$n nods in recognition to you.  You DO know $m, right?
You can keep nodding, but no one will notice you.
You nod at yourself.  Are you getting senile?
$n nods at $mself.  $e must be getting senile.

sigh 0 0
You sigh.
$n sighs loudly.
You sigh as you think of $M.
$n sighs at the sight of $N.
$n sighs as $e thinks of you.  Touching, huh?
You really sigh, since you don't see your friend.
You sigh at yourself.  You MUST be lonely.
$n sighs at $mself.  What a sorry sight.

sulk 1 0
You sulk.
$n sulks in the corner.
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hug 1 5
Hug who?
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You hug $M.
$n hugs $N.
$n hugs you.
Sorry, friend, I can't see that person here.
You hug yourself.
$n hugs $mself in a vain attempt to get friendship.

snuggle 1 5
Who?
#
you snuggle $M.
$n snuggles up to $N.
$n snuggles up to you.
They aren't here.
You snuggle up, getting ready to sleep.
$n snuggles up, getting ready to sleep.

cuddle 1 5
Who do you feel like cuddling today?
#
You cuddle $M.
$n cuddles $N.
$n cuddles you.
They aren't here.
You must feel very cuddly indeed ... :)
$n cuddles up to $s shadow.  What a sorry sight.

nuzzle 1 5
Nuzzle who??
#
You nuzzle $S neck softly.
$n softly nuzzles $N's neck.
$n softly nuzzles your neck.
No.. they aren't here..
I'm sorry, friend, but that's impossible.
#

cry 0 5
Waaaaah..
$n bursts into tears.
You cry on $S shoulder.
$n cries on $N's shoulder.
$n cries on your shoulder.
Who's that?
You cry to yourself.
$n sobs quietly to $mself.

poke 0 0
Poke who??
#
You poke $M in the ribs.
$n pokes $N in the ribs.
$n pokes you in the ribs.
You can't poke someone who's not here !.
You poke yourself in the ribs, feeling very silly.
$n pokes $mself in the ribs, looking very sheepish.

accuse 0 5
Accuse who??
$n is in an accusing mood.
You look accusingly at $M.
$n looks accusingly at $N.
$n looks accusingly at you.
Accuse somebody who's not even there ??
You accuse yourself.
$n seems to have a bad conscience.

grin 0 0
You grin evilly.
$n grins evilly.
You grin evilly at $M.
$n grins evilly at $M.
$n grins evilly at you.  Hmmm.  Better keep your distance.
You must be delirious.
You grin at yourself.  You must be getting very bad thoughts.
$n grins at $mself.  You must wonder what's on $s mind.

bow 0 5
You bow deeply.
$n bows deeply.
You bow before $M.
$n bows before $N.
$n bows before you.
Who's that?
You kiss your toes.
$n folds up like a jacknife and kisses $s own toes.

applaud 0 0
Clap, clap, clap.
$n gives a round of applause.
You clap at $N's actions.
$n claps at $N's actions.
$n gives you a round of applause.  You MUST'VE done something good!
You give your imaginary round of applause to your imaginary friend.
You applaud at yourself.  Boy, are we conceited!
$n applauds at $mself.  Boy, are we conceited!

blush 0 0
Your cheeks are burning.
$n blushes.
You get all flustered up seeing $M.
$n blushes as $e sees $N here.
$n blushes as $e sees you here.  Such an effect on people!
You blush as you notice that person isn't here.
You blush at your own folly.
$n blushes as $e notices $s boo-boo.

burp 0 0
You burp loudly.
$n burps loudly.
You burp loudly to $M in response.
$n burps loudly in response to $N's remark.
$n burps loudly in response to your remark.
You can't find your victim.
You burp at yourself.
$n burps at $mself.  What a sick sight.

chuckle 0 0
You chuckle politely.
$n chuckles politely.
You chuckle at $S joke.
$n chuckles at $N's joke.
$n chuckles at your joke.
You can't find a friend to chuckle with.
You chuckle at your own joke, since no one else would.
$n chuckles at $s own joke, since none of you would.

clap 0 0
You clap your small hands together.
$n shows $s approval by clapping $s small hands together.
You clap at $S performance.
$n claps at $N's performance.
$n claps at your performance.
You clap for nothing.
You clap at your own performance.
$n claps at $s own performance.

cough 0 0
Yuck, try to cover your mouth next time!
$n coughs loudly.
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curtsey 0 0
You curtsey to your audience.
$n curtseys gracefully.
You curtsey to $M.
$n curtseys gracefully to $N.
$n curtseys gracefully for you.
You curtsey to no one in particular.
You curtsey to your audience (yourself).
$n curtseys to $mself, since no one is paying attention to $m.

fart 0 0
Where are your manners ?
$n lets off a real rip-roarer ... a greenish cloud envelops $n!
You fart at $M.  Boy, you are sick.
$n farts in the direction of $N.  Better flee before $e turns to you!
$n farts in your direction.  You gasp for air.
You can't hold it that long!
You fart at yourself.  You deserve it.
$n farts at $mself.  Better $m than you.

flip 0 0
You flip head over heels.
$n flips head over heels.
You flip $M over your shoulder.
$n flips $N over $s shoulder.
$n flips you over $s shoulder.  Hmmmm.
You can't find the person.
You tumble all over the room.
$n does some nice tumbling and gymnastics.

fondle 0 5
Who needs to be fondled ?
#
You fondly fondle $M.
$n fondly fondles $N.
$n fondly fondles you.
You fondly try to fondle someone not in the room, but who cares.
You fondly fondle yourself, feels funny doesn't it ?
$n fondly fondles $mself - this is going too far !!

frown 0 0
What's bothering you ?
$n frowns.
You frown at what $E did.
$n frowns at what $E did.
$n frowns at what you did.
You don't see any reason to frown.
You frown at yourself.  Poor baby.
$n frowns at $mself.  What a sad puppy....

gasp 0 0
You gasp in astonishment.
$n gasps in astonishment.
You gasp as you realize what $e did.
$n gasps as $e realizes what $N did.
$n gasps as $e realizes what you did.
You need to panic.
You look at yourself and gasp!
$n takes one look at $mself and gasps in astonisment!

glare 0 5
You glare at nothing in particular.
$n glares around $m.
You glare icily at $M.
$n glares at $N.
$n glares icily at you, you feel cold to your bones.
You try to glare at somebody who is not present.
You glare icily at your feet, they are suddenly very cold.
$n glares at $s feet, what is bothering $m?

groan 0 0
You groan loudly.
$n groans loudly.
You groan at the sight of $M.
$n groans at the sight of $N.
$n groans at the sight of you.
You see no reason to groan.
You groan as you realize what you have done.
$n groans as $e realizes what $e has done.

grope 0 5
Whom do you wish to grope ??
#
Well, what sort of noise do you expect here?
$n gropes $N.
$n gropes you.
Try someone who's here.
You grope yourself - YUCK.
$n gropes $mself - YUCK.

hiccup 0 0
*HIC*
$n hiccups.
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lick 0 0
You lick your mouth and smile.
$n licks $s mouth and smiles.
You lick $M.
$n licks $N.
$n licks you.
Lick away, nobody's here with that name.
You lick yourself.
$n licks $mself - YUCK.

love 0 0
You love the whole world.
$n loves everybody in the world.
You tell your true feelings to $N.
$n whispers softly to $N.
$n whispers to you sweet words of love.
Alas, your love is not present...
Well, we already know you love yourself (lucky someone does !)
$n loves $mself, can you believe it ?

moan 0 0
You start to moan.
$n starts moaning.
You moan for the loss of $m.
$n moans for the loss of $N.
$n moans at the sight of you.  Hmmmm.
You see no cause to moan.
You moan at yourself.
$n makes $mself moan.

nibble 0 0
Nibble on who ?
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You nibble on $N's ear.
$n nibbles on $N's ear.
$n nibbles on your ear.
Sorry, not present.
You nibble on your OWN ear ???????????????????
$n nibbles on $s OWN ear (I wonder how it is done !!).

pout 0 0
Ah, don't take it so hard.
$n pouts.
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purr 0 0
MMMMEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW.
$n purrs contentedly.
You purr contentedly in $M lap.
$n purrs contentedly in $N's lap.
$n purrs contentedly in your lap.
You don't see your friend! *sniff*
You purr at yourself.
$n purrs at $mself.  Must be a cat thing.

ruffle 0 0
You've got to ruffle SOMEONE.
#
You ruffle $N's hair playfully.
$n ruffles $N's hair playfully.
$n ruffles your hair playfully.
Might be a bit difficult.
You ruffle your hair, wondering how far you can go before the rest think you're crazy.
$n ruffles $s hair - weirdo!

shiver 0 0
Brrrrrrrrr.
$n shivers uncomfortably.
You shiver at the thought of fighting $M.
$n shivers at the thought of fighting $N.
$n shivers at the suicidal thought of fighting you.
You don't see any reason to shiver.
You shiver to yourself?
$n scares $mself to shivers.

shrug 0 0
You shrug.
$n shrugs helplessly.
You shrug in response to $s question.
$n shrugs in response to $N's question.
$n shrugs in respopnse to your question.
You shrug to no one in particular.
You shrug to yourself.
$n shrugs to $mself.  What a strange person.

sing 0 0
You raise your clear (?) voice towards the sky.
SEEK SHELTER AT ONCE!  $n has begun to sing.
You sing a ballad to $m.
$n sings a ballad to $N.
$n sings a ballad to you!  How sweet!
You see no one to sing to.
You sing a little ditty to yourself.
$n sings a little ditty to $mself.

slap 0 0
What is the sound of one hand slapping?
#
You slap $N.
$n slaps $N.
You are slapped by $n.
How about slapping someone in the same room as you ??
You slap yourself, silly you.
$n slaps $mself, really strange ...

smirk 0 0
You smirk.
$n smirks.
You smirk at $M' saying.
$n smirks at $N's saying.
$n smirks at your saying.
You want to smirk to whom?
You smirk at yourself.  Okay.....
$n smirks at $s own 'wisdom'.

snap 0 0
PRONTO ! You snap your fingers.
$n snaps $s fingers.
You snap back at $M.
$n snaps back at $N.
$n snaps back at you!
You must be very agitated.
You snap yourself to attention.
$n snaps $mself to attention.

sneeze 0 0
Gesundheit !
$n sneezes.
#

snicker 0 0
You snicker softly.
$n snickers softly.
You snicker with $M about your shared secret.
$n snickers with $N about their shared secret.
$n snickers with you about your shared secret.
Huh?
You snicker at your own evil thoughts.
$n snickers at $s own evil thoughts.

sniff 0 0
You sniff sadly. *SNIFF*
$n sniffs sadly.
You sniff sadly at the way $E is treating you.
$n sniffs sadly at the way $N is treating $m.
$n sniffs sadly at the way you are treating $m.
You see no reason to sniff.
You sniff sadly at your lost opportunities.
$n sniffs sadly at $mself.  Something MUST be bothering $m.

snore 0 0
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
$n snores loudly.
#

squeeze 0 0
Where, what, how, WHO ???
#
You squeeze $M fondly.
$n squeezes $N fondly.
$n squeezes you fondly.
Where, what, how, WHO ???
You squeeze yourself - try to relax a little!
$n squeezes $mself.

stare 0 5
You stare at the sky.
$n stares at the sky.
You stare dreamily at $N, completely lost in $S eyes..
$n stares dreamily at $N.
$n stares dreamily at you, completely lost in your eyes.
You stare and stare but can't see that person anywhere...
You stare dreamily at yourself - enough narcissism for now.
$n stares dreamily at $mself - NARCISSIST!

strut 0 0
Strut your stuff.
$n struts proudly.
You strut to get $S attention.
$n struts, hoping to get $N's attention.
$n struts, hoping to get your attention.
You don't see an audience.
You strut to yourself, lost in your own world.
$n struts to $mself, lost in $s own world.

thank 0 5
Thank you too.
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You thank $N heartily.
$n thanks $N heartily.
$n thanks you heartily.
No one answers to that name here.
You thank yourself since nobody else wants to !
$n thanks $mself since you won't.

twiddle 0 0
You patiently twiddle your thumbs.
$n patiently twiddles $s thumbs.
You twiddle $S ears.
$n twiddles $N's ears.
$n twiddles your ears.
You don't see the person here.
You twiddle your ears like Dumbo.
$n twiddles $s own ears like Dumbo.

wave 0 0
You wave.
$n waves happily.
You wave goodbye to $N.
$n waves goodbye to $N.
$n waves goodbye to you.  Have a good journey.
They didn't wait for you to wave goodbye.
Are you going on adventures as well??
$n waves goodbye to $mself.

whistle 0 0
You whistle appreciatively.
$n whistles appreciatively.
You whistle at the sight of $M.
$n whistles at the sight of $N.
$n whistles at the sight of you.
You don't see nothing special to whistle at.
You whistle a little tune to yourself.
$n whistles a little tune to $mself.

wiggle 0 0
Your wiggle your bottom.
$n wiggles $s bottom.
You wiggle your bottom toward $M.
$n wiggles $s bottom toward $N.
$n wiggles his bottom toward you.
You must be alone.
You wiggle about like a fish.
$n wiggles about like a fish.

wink 0 5
Have you got something in your eye?
$n winks suggestively.
You wink suggestively at $N.
$n winks at $N.
$n winks suggestively at you.
No one with that name is present.
You wink at yourself ?? - what are you up to ?
$n winks at $mself - something strange is going on...

yawn 0 0
You must be tired.
$n yawns.
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snowball 0 0
Who do you want to throw a snowball at ??
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You throw a snowball in $N's face.
$n conjures a snowball from the thin air and throws it at $N.
$n conjures a snowball from the thin air and throws it at you.
You stand with the snowball in your hand because your victim is not here.
You conjure a snowball from the thin air and throw it at yourself.
$n conjures a snowball out of the thin air and throws it at $mself.

french 0 0
Kiss whom ??
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You give $N a long and passionate kiss, it seems to take forever...
$n kisses $N passionately.
$n gives you a long and passionate kiss, it seems to take forever...
Your heart is filled with despair as that person is not here.
You gather yourself in your arms and try to kiss yourself.
$n makes an attempt at kissing $mself.

comb 0 0
You comb your hair - perfect.
$n combs $s hair, what a dashing specimen !
You patiently untangle $N's hair - what a mess !
$n tries patiently to untangle $N's hair.
$n pulls your hair in an attempt to comb it.
That person is not here.
You pull your hair, but it will not be combed.
$n tries to comb $s tangled hair.

tickle 0 0
Whom do you want to tickle?
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You tickle $N.
$n tickles $N.
$n tickles you - hee hee hee.
Who is that ??
You tickle yourself, how funny!
$n tickles $mself.

pat 0 0
Pat who ??
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You pat $N on $S head.
$n pats $N on $S head.
$n pats you on your head.
Who, where, what ??
You pat yourself on your head, very reassuring.
$n pats $mself on the head.

curse 0 0
You swear loudly for a long time.
$n swears : #@*"*&^$$%@*&! !!!!!
You swear at $M.
$n swears at $N.
$n swears at you!  Where are the manners?
You can't find the victim of your frustrations.
You swear at your own mistakes.
$n starts swearing at $mself.  Why don't you help?


pray 0 0
You feel righteous, and maybe a little foolish.
$n begs and grovels to the powers that be.
You crawl in the dust before $M.
$n falls down and grovels in the dirt before $N.
$n kisses the dirt at your feet.
No such person around; your prayers vanish into the endless voids.
Talk about narcissism...
$n performs some strange yoga-exercises and mumbles a prayer to $mself.

beg 0 0
You beg the gods for mercy.
The gods fall down laughing at $n's request for mercy.
You desperately try to squeeze a few coins from $M.
$n begs you for money. You graciously let $m peep at your fortune.
$n begs $N for a dime or two - or twenty !
Your money-lender seems to be out for the moment.
Begging yourself for money doesn't help.
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bleed 0 0
You bleed your troubles.
$n bleeds his troubles.
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cringe 1 0
You cringe in terror.
$n cringes in terror!
You cringe away from $M.
$n cringes away from $N in mortal terror.
$n cringes away from you.
I don't see anyone by that name here.. what are you afraid of?
I beg your pardon?
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fume 1 5
Take it easy now! count to ten, very slowly.
$n grits $s teeth and fumes with rage.
You stare at $M, fuming.
$n stares at $N, fuming with rage.
$n stares at you, fuming with rage!
Fume away... they ain't here.
That's right - hate yourself!
$n clenches $s fists and stomps his feet, fuming with anger.

grovel 1 0
You grovel in the dirt.
$n grovels in the dirt.
You grovel before $M
$n grovels in the dirt before $N.
$n grovels in the dirt before you.
Who?
That seems a little silly to me.
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hop 0 0
You hop around like a little kid.
$n hops around like a little kid.
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nudge 0 0
Nudge whom?
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You nudge $M.
$n nudges $N.
$n nudges you.
Who?
You nudge yourself, for some strange reason.
$n nudges $mself, to keep $mself awake.

peer 0 0
You peer at the sky.
$n peers at the sky.
You peer at $N quizzically.
$n peers at $N quizzically.
$n peers at you quizzically.
They aint here, sorry.
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point 0 0
Point at whom?
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You point at $M accusingly.
$n points at $N accusingly.
$n points at you accusingly.
nope, you don't see anything to point at.
You point proudly at yourself.
$n points proudly at $mself.

ponder 0 0
You ponder the question.
$n sits down and thinks deeply.
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punch 0 0
Punch whom?
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You punch $M playfully.
$n punches $N playfully.
$n punches you playfully.  OUCH!
You can't find your boxing partner.
You punch yourself.  You deserve it.
$n punches $mself.  Why don't you join in?

snarl 0 0
You grizzle your teeth and look mean.
$n snarls angrily.
You snarl at $M.
$n snarls at $N.
$n snarls at you, for some reason.
No need to snarl!
You snarl at yourself.
$n snarls at $mself.

spank 0 0
Spank whom?
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You spank $M playfully.
$n spanks $N playfully.
$n spanks you playfully.  OUCH!
Your hand can't find your victim!
You spank yourself....HMMMMMMM...
$n spanks $mself....HMMMMMMM...

hand 0 0
Kiss whose hand?
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You kiss $S hand.
$n kisses $N's hand.  How continental!
$n kisses your hand.  How continental!
You can't find a lady in THIS group.
You kiss your own hand.
$n kisses $s own hand.

high5 0 0
Whom do you wish to High5?
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You slam a thunderous High5 with $N
$n slams a thunderous High5 with $N
$n slams a thunderous High5 with you.
Your High5 misses them by a mile, OOps they're not here.
Amazing a perfect High5 all by yourself!
$n High5's $e immaginary friend, what a goof.

congrat 0 0
Congratulate who?
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You congratulate $N for a job well done.
$n congratulates $N
$n congratulates you, you fell important for once in your life.
Duh! That person is not here, You  eeeeeeeeee-diot!!!
You congratulate yourself, YEAH!!!
$n congratulates $eself, what a wierdo, you beter keep your distance.

grunt 0 0
AAAuuurrrggghhh AAAuuurrrggghhh AAAuuurrrggghhh !!!
$n makes some rude and disgusting grunting sounds.
You say to $N 'AAAuuurrrggghhh AAAuuurrrggghhh AAAuuurrrggghhh!'
$n grunt at $N insanely,joyfully,whatever?
$n grunts 'AAAuuurrrggghhh AAAuuurrrggghhh AAAuuurrrggghhh!' in your face.
Sorry, that person just stepped out.
Amusing yourself with grunts, are you that bored?
$n grunts to $e, quick, run for your life!

keyryps 0 0
You scream 'Keeeeeeeeeryps man, LETS GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE !!!'
$n screams 'Keeeeeeeeeryps man, LETS GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE !!!'
You scream at $N 'Keeeeeeeeeryps man, LETS GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE !!!'
$n screams at $N 'Keeeeeeeeeryps man, LETS GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE !!!'
$n screams at you 'Keeeeeeeeeryps man, LETS GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE !!!'
Yep they already got the hell outta here.
You start screaing at yourself, maybe you should take that vacation.
$n is screaming at $mself, what a loony.

pie 0 0
And just who do you think your gonna hit with that pie?
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Direct hit!!! $N is covered in whip cream.
WHAP!!! $n hit $N with a cream pie.
WHAP!!! $n just drilled you with a cream pie.
Nope, not gonna happen.
SMACK! congrats, you actually hit yourself with a cream pie.
Looking bored (and stupid of course) $n hits $mself with a cream pie

balloon 0 0
Aye we need a target captain!
$n takes out an enormous water balloon, and looks for a victim.
Bombs Away! $N has been soaked!
SPLOOSH! $N just got *** DEMOLISHED *** by a water balloon!
$n just hit you with a waterballoon SPLOOSH!!!
Are ya outta yer mind captain, target is not in sight!
You toss a balloon into the air... and ... it lands on your head.
Take cover! $n is throwing waterballoons at $mself

die 0 0
You fall down and pretend to act dead.
$n falls down and does $s best to look dead.
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mgrin 0 0
You grin mischievously.
$n grins mischievously.
You grin at $N mischievously.
$n grins at $N mischievously.
$n grins at you mischievously.
grin grin grin is that all you do?
Your face hurts now, are you happy yet?
$n seems to be having problems with $s face.

hsigh 0 0
You sigh happily.
$n sighs happily.
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thug 0 0
Hug who?
$n looks around for someone to bear hug.
You hug $N very tightly.
$n hugs $N very tightly.
$n hugs you very tightly, you feel very warm and safe.
Sorry can't hug them, they are outta arm reach.
You must be lonely.
$n hugs $mself, they must be very lonely.

raise 0 0
You raise an eyebrow.
$n raises an eyebrow.
You raise an eyebrow at $N
$n raises an eyebrow at $N
$n raises an eyebrow at you.
Can't eye that person.
Facial contortions again?!?!
$n is contorting $s face again.

yuck 0 0
You look disgusted.
$n looks disgusted.
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leak 0 0
You relieve yourself. AAAAhhhhhh!
$n sulks off to a corner and relieves $mself.
Your aim is amazing, I don't think $e will appreciate it as much as you do.
$n just pissed all over $N
$n just pissed all over you!
Nope they are too far away for that.
You wet your pants.
$n couldn't hold it any longer and $e pee'd in $s pants.

sneer 0 0
You sneer distainfully.
$n sneers distainfully.
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think 0 0
you think carefully.
$n thinks about the situation carefully.
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mchuckle 0 0
you chuckle merrily.
$n chuckles merrily.
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cheer 0 0
You cheer HOORAY!!!
$n exclaims 'HOOOORAAAAY !!!'
You cheer $N enthusiastically.
$n cheers $N enthusiastically.
$n cheers you enthusiastically.
Yeah right!
Find something better to do.

caress 0 0
Caress who?
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You gently caress $N on the cheek.
$n gently caresses $N on the cheek.
$n caresses you gently on the cheek, while gazing into your eyes.
That cheek isn't here right now.
Yep your cheek is right where it was last time you checked.
$n checks to see if $s face is still there.

tthink 0 0
you try to look thoughtful.
$n tries to look thoughtful, but it just isn't gonna work.
You think about $N
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ffinger 0 0
Flick off who?
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You give $N the fuck finger.
$n implies with $s middle finger that he wants $N to fuck off!
$n implies with $s middle finger that he wants you to FUCK OFF!
You raise your finger threateningly.
You jam your finger up your nose.
OOOCH! $n just jammed a finger up $s nose!

chorse 0 0
you make a fist, now what?
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BULLSEYE! $N falls to the ground writhing in pain from your charlie-horse.
$n administers a vicious charlie-horse to $N sending them to the floor.
OUCH!! $n gives you a charlie-horse that sends you to the floor!
A swing and a MISS!
OUCH that really really hurt!
There goes $n hitting himself again.

slam 0 0
who do you want to bodyslam?
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You pick up $N and bodyslam them.
$n picks up $N and gives them a WWF style bodyslam!
$n just picked you up and bodyslammed you OOOOF!
They are out of your reach.
You show off your westling skills.
$n bodyslams $mself WOW thats talent!

steam 0 0
You steam in silence.
$n steams in anger, things aren't going so well.
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explode 0 0
BOOM!! body parts everywhere!!
BOOOOOM!! $n just exploded!
you throw a stick of dynamite at $N.... KABOOOOOOM!!!
$n throws a stick of dynamite at $N, quick run for cover!
$n throws a stick of dynamite at you!.... KABOOOOOM!!!
Nope they ain't here.
KABOOOM!!! are we having fun yet?
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crush 0 0
Who's head do you want to crush?
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You grab $N by the head and start to SQUEEZE!
$n decides that $N would look better with a smaller head.
$n grabs you by the head and starts to squeeze!
They aren't here.
Don't you think your head is small enough?
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strangle 0 0
Strangle who?
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You grab $N by the neck, and choke the living crap out of $m!
$n strangles the crap out of $N
$n strangles you cause they think your a BUTTHEAD!
Nope not here.
The room suddenly gets dark then you wake up 5 minutes later on the floor.
$n strangles $mself how entertaining, maybe you should applaud?

closline 0 0
WWF time again?
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You charge $N with your arm extended, WHAM! a perfect takedown!
$n takes $N to the ground for the 3 count, what a closeline!
$n rams $s arm into your throat causing the ground to smash into you!
They ran for cover.
Hurting yourself again? who do you think you are Thanatos?
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apologise 0 0
You apologise for breathing.
$n apologises for beathing.
You ask $N for forgiveness.
$n asks $N to be forgivin.
$n sincerely begs your pardon in hopes of being forgivin.
They aren't here.
You apologise to yourself for existing.
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flog 0 0
Who should you flog?
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You get out a wet noodle and lash $N up side the head with it!
$n slaps $N silly with thier wet noodle.
WHAP!!! you've just been flogged with a noodle by $n
Sorry they aint here.
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