* Note: all lines between records which start with '*' are comments and
* are ignored.  Comments can only be between records, not within them.
*
* This file is where the damage messages go for offensive spells, and
* skills such as kick and backstab.  Also, starting with Circle 3.0, these
* messages are used for failed spells, and weapon messages for misses and
* death blows.
*
* All records must start with 'M' in the first column (for 'Message').
* The next line must contain the damage number (defined in spells.h),
* then the messages (one per line):
*   Death Message (damager, damagee, onlookers)
*   Miss Message (damager, damagee, onlookers)
*   Hit message (damager, damagee, onlookers)
*   God message (damager, damagee, onlookers)
*
* All messages must be contained in one line.  They will be sent through
* act(), meaning that all standard act() codes apply, and each message will
* automatically be wrapped to 79 columns when they are printed.  '#' can
* be substituted for a message if none should be printed.  Note however
* that, unlike the socials file, all twelve lines must be present for each
* record, regardless of any '#' fields which may be contained in it.

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*                           Offensive Spells                              *
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* Burning Hands
M
 5
@MYou have burned $N to death!@n
@MYou have been burned to death by $n!@n
@M$n has burned $N to death!@n
@mYou miss $N with your burning hands.@n
@m$n reaches for you with burning hands, but misses!@n
@m$n tries to burn $N, but $E escapes!@n
@MYou burn $N with your hot little hands!@n
@MYou cry out in pain as $n grabs you with burning hands!@n
@M$N cries out as $n burns $M!@n
@mYour attempt to burn $N nears BLASPHEMY!!!@n
@mThe pitiful creature before you tries to burn you.@n
@mUnaware of the risks, $n tries to burn $N.@n

* Call Lightning
M
 6
@MYour lightning bolt kills $N!@n
@MYou are electrocuted to death by a lightning bolt sent by $n!@n
@MThe dead body of $N sizzles in the heat from a lightning bolt sent by $n!@n
@mour lightning bolt scores the ground in front of $N, a misser!@n
@mThe ground before you is scored as $n misses you with lightning!@n
@m$N jumps backwards in time to avoid lightning sent by $n!@n
@MYou hit $N with your lightning, bullseye!@n
@MYou are hit by lightning sent by $n, OUCH!@n
@M$N screams in pain as lightning from $n penetrates $M!@n
@m$N stops your lightning with a single gesture, BEWARE!!!@n
@mYou stop $n's lightning with a sure hand, no time for children's games...@n
@m$n's lightning disappears as $N makes a simple gesture.@n

* Chill Touch
M
 8
@MYou chill $N, remember to put flowers on $S grave...@n
@MYou feel chilled by $n and then you feel no more -- R.I.P.@n
@M$n touches $N who slumps to the ground as a dead lump, rather chilly isn't it?@n
@mThe atmosphere turns chilly as you miss $N!@n
@mYou dodge $n and $s chill touch!@n
@m$n tries unsuccesfully to chill $N!@n
@MYou chill $N!@n
@MYou feel your life flowing away as $n chills you!@n
@M$n chills $N who suddenly seem less lively!@n
@mAre you trying to chill $N? -- what a joke!!@n
@m$n tries to chill you, what a laugh...@n
@m$N starts to laugh as $n turns chilly!@n

* Color Spray
M
 10
@MYOU KILLED $N!!! -- don't you feel ashamed...@n
@MYour head is filled with all the colors of the rainbow before it bursts!@n
@M$n makes $N into a colorful corpse!@n
@mYour spray of color misses $N -- what a dull world...@n
@m$n unsuccesfully tries to add color to your life!@n
@m$n splashes color everywhere except $N.@n
@MYour own private rainbow hits $N in the face -- WOWIE!!@n
@MA sudden burst of colors sends you reeling!@n
@M$n throws colors at $N who in vain tries to escape!@n
@mYour spray of colors turn into butterflies as $N frowns.@n
@mYour frown is enough to turn $n's color spray into little butterflies.@n
@mThe air is filled with butterflies as $N frowns at $n's color spray.@n

* Dispel Evil
M
 22
@M$N is dissolved by your goodness.@n
@M$n dissolves you, you regret having been so evil, and die...@n
@M$n completely dissolves $N!@n
@m$N is unaffected by your goodness!@n
@m$n thinks that $e is really good, and tries to dispell you.@n
@m$N laughs at $n as $e tries to dispell $M!@n
@M$N shivers and suffers from $S evilness!@n
@M$n makes your soul hurt and suffer!@n
@M$n makes $N's evil spirit shiver and suffer!@n
@mDid you really expect $M to suffer?@n
@m$n unfruitfully tries to dispell you.@n
@m$n is stupid...@n

* Earthquake
M
 23
@MThe earth opens beneath $N's feet and swallows $M whole!@n
@MThe earth opens beneath your feet and swallows you whole!@n
@MThe earth opens beneath $N's feet and swallows $M whole!@n
@m$N desperately tries to keep $S balance as the earth shakes beneath $S feet!@n
@mYou desperately try to keep your balance as the earth shakes beneath your feet!@n
@m$N desperately tries to keep $S balance as the earth shakes beneath $S feet!@n
@M$N falls down and hurts $Mself!@n
@MYou fall down and hurt yourself!@n
@M$N falls down and hurts $Mself!@n
@m$N gracefully levitates as the earth shifts beneath $S feet under $M.@n
@mYou gracefully levitate as the earth shifts underneath you.@n
@m$N gracefully levitates as the earth shifts beneath $S feet under $M.@n

* Energy Drain
M
 25
@M$N crumples as you kill $M by draining $S energy!@n
@MAs $n drains your last energy you look forward to the peace of the graveyard...@n
@M$n drains the energy of $N who crumples as a lifeless cocoon!@n
@mYou need more draining lessons...@n
@mLuckily for you $n slept during draining-lessons!@n
@m$n fails to drain $N -- what a waste of energy!@n
@MYou drain $N of some of $S energy!@n
@MYou feel less energic as $n drains you!@n
@M$n drains $N -- what a waste of energy!@n
@mYou waste energy trying to drain $N!@n
@mHow amusing -- $n tries to drain you!@n
@m$N's eyes twinkle with laughter as $n tries to drain $M.@n

* Fireball
M
 26
@MYour fireball hits $N with full force, causing an immediate death!@n
@MAs you burst into flames of death $n grins evilly...@n
@MThe heat from a fireball from $n turns $N into a charred corpse!@n
@mYour fireball blooms few feet before $N who claps $S hands in wonder.@n
@m$n aims a fireball at you but it blooms few feet before you; you clap your hands at the show.@n
@mA fireball from $n misses $N -- what great fireworks around here!!@n
@MYou throw a fireball at $N and have the satisfaction of seeing $M enveloped in flames!@n
@MYou are enveloped in flames from a fireball sent by $n -- OUCH!!@n
@M$n smirks as $s fireball explodes into the face of $N!@n
@mHow shameful to throw fireballs at a GOD!!!@n
@mYou choose to ignore $n's shameful attempt to fireball you.@n
@m$n's fireball is tactfully ignored by $N.@n

* Harm
M
  27
@MAs you finish the incantation of the spell, $N falls dead due to the amount of harm $E takes!@n
@MYou feel light headed as $n completes a spell which causes you so much harm that you just snuff it.@n
@MAs $n touches $M, $N takes the full brunt of a harm spell and collapses.  Dead.@n
@mSwinging out at $N, you miss and your harm spell goes off harmlessly.@n
@mYou duck out of the way of $n and $s harm spell misses you.@n
@mShowing remarkable dexterity, $N avoids $n's reach and subsequent harm spell.@n
@MYou watch the pained expression on $N's face as you hit $M with your harm spell.@n
@MYou grimace in pain as $n's harm spell strikes you.@n
@MA large grin crosses $n's face as $s harm spell causes $N grievous pain.@n
@mHarm a god?  Are you serious?  Of course $N avoids it casually.@n
@m$n tries to harm you.  Poor sod.@n
@mWhat a buffoon!  $n looks somewhat perturbed as $N ignores the recently cast harm spell.@n

* Lightning Bolt
M
 30
@MYour lightning bolt shatters $N to pieces!@n
@MYou feel enlightened by the lightning bolt $n sends, and then all is darkness -- R.I.P.!@n
@M$N recieves the full blast of a lightning bolt from $n... and is no more.@n
@mYour aim goes from bad to worse, and your lightning bolt misses $N!@n
@m$n has bad aim and $s lightning bolt misses you!@n
@m$n tries to hit $N with a lightning bolt but only hits the sky!@n
@MThe lightning bolt hits $N with full impact!@n
@MYOU'RE HIT!  A lightning bolt from $n has reached its goal!@n
@M$N wavers under the impact of the lightning bolt sent by $n!@n
@mYour lightning bolt is extinguished as mighty $N moves $S ears!@n
@mYou move your ears to extinguish $n's lightning bolt.@n
@m$N moves $S ears and $n's lightning bolt is extinguished!@n

* Magic Missile
M
 32
@MThe magic missile tears away the remaining life of $N!@n
@MYou only have time to notice $n uttering strange sounds before everything is dark!@n
@MThe magic missile sent by $n causes $N to stagger and collaps in a lifeless heap!@n
@mThe magic missile penetrates the air miles above $N.@n
@mYou don't even have to duck as $n sends a magic missile way over your head.@n
@m$n tries in vain to correct the course of the magic missile meant to hit $N.@n
@MYou watch with selfpride as your magic missile hits $N!@n
@MYou stagger as a magic missile from $n hits you!@n
@M$n throws a magic missile at $N who staggers under the blow!@n
@mYour magic missile makes $N roar with laughter.@n
@mYou can't help laughing as $n sends a magic missile at you.@n
@m$N starts to roar with laughter as $n sends a magic missile at $M.@n

* Shocking Grasp
M
 37
@M$N dies while looking rather shocked!@n
@M$n shocks you.  Unfortunately your heart can't stand it...@n
@M$n reveals with a shock that $N has left $S body!@n
@m$N rather shockingly evades your grasp!@n
@mYou nimbly dodge a shocking grasp from $n!@n
@m$N shockingly evades the grasp of $n!@n
@MYou get a good hold of the shocked $N!@n
@MYou get a shock as $n gets too close to you!@n
@M$N looks shocked as $n grasps at $M!@n
@mYou shockingly realize you can't shock $N...@n
@mThese puny creatures are shocking at times...@n
@mThe atmosphere gets loaded as $n tries to shock $N!@n

* Dispel Good
M
 46
@M$N is dissolved by your evil.@n
@M$n dissolves you -- the price paid for leading a good life -- you die...@n
@M$n completely dissolves $N!@n
@m$N is unaffected by your evil!@n
@m$n thinks that $e is really evil, and tries to dispell you.@n
@m$N laughs at $n as $e tries to dispell $M!@n
@M$N shivers and suffers from $S goodness!@n
@M$n makes your soul hurt and suffer!@n
@M$n makes $N's good spirit shiver and suffer!@n
@mDid you really expect $M to suffer?@n
@m$n unfruitfully tries to dispell you.@n
@m$n is stupid...@n

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*                           Offensive Skills                              *
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* Backstab
M
 121
@C$N makes a strange sound but is suddenly very silent as you place $p in $S back.@n
@CSuddenly $n stabs you in the back, R.I.P....@n
@C$n places $p in the back of $N, resulting in some strange noises, a lot of blood, and a corpse.@n
$N quickly avoids your backstab and you nearly cut your own finger!@n
$n tries to backstab you, but you avoid $m!@n
$n tries to backstab $N but nearly cuts $s own finger!@n
@C$N makes a strange sound as you place $p in $S back!@n
@CSuddenly $n stabs you in the back!@n
@C$n places $p in the back of $N, resulting in some strange noises and some blood!@n
$N sends you a look that makes you forget all about backstabbing.@n
$n tries to backstab you, but changes $s mind.@n
$n tries to backstab $N, but changes $s mind.@n

* Bash
M
 122
@C$N doesn't recover from your bash! -- $E is dead.@n
@CAs $n bashes at you, you give up living and die...@n
@C$N dies after $n has bashed $M!@n
As $N avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!@n
You dodge a bash from $n who loses $s balance and falls!@n
$N avoids being bashed by $n who loses $s balance and falls!@n
@CYour bash at $N sends $M sprawling!@n
@C$n sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!@n
@C$n sends $N sprawling with a powerful bash!@n
Your effort to bash $N sends YOU sprawling on the ground.@n
$n fruitlessly tries to bash you and is sent sprawling.@n
$n dares a bash at $N and is sent sprawling without touching $M.@n

* Kick
M
 124
@CYour kick at $N's kidneys made $M die.@n
@C$n kills you by kicking your kidneys in!@n
@C$N dies from $n's last kick in $S kidneys!@n
@cYour beautiful full-circle kick misses $N by a mile.@n
@c$n makes a nice balletstep which plants $s foot a mile above your head.@n
@c$n makes a nice balletstep which plants $s foot a mile above $N's head.@n
@CYour boots need polishing again -- @Rblood @Call over them...@n
@C$n wipes $s boots in your face!@n
@C$n wipes $s boots in the face of $N!@n
@c$N makes you kick at a huge stone appearing from nowhere -- OUCH!@n
@cYou make $n kick a huge stone appearing from nowhere -- *giggle*@n
@c$n starts kicking a huge stone which suddenly appears.@n
M
 124
@CYour kick at $N's face splits $S head open -- yummy!@n
@C$n aims a kick at your face which splits your head in two!@n
@C$n neatly kicks $N's head into pieces -- YUMMY!@n
@cYou miss your kick at $N's groin, much to $S relief...@n
@c$n misses a kick at your groin, you breathe lighter now...@n
@c$n misses a kick at $N's groin, much to $N's relief...@n
@CYour kick hits $N in the solar plexus!@n
@CYou're hit in solar plexus, wow, this is breathtaking!!@n
@C$n kicks $N in solar plexus, $N is rendered breathless!@n
@cYou attempt to kick $N but lose your balance and fall face down in some mud that has suddenly appeared.@n
@cWhen $n tries to kick you, you quickly make him fall in some mud you have created.@n
@c$n falls face down in some mud created by $N.@n

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*                           Weapon Attacks                                *
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* Hit
M
 300
@RYou punch $N's head with a blow that crushes $S skull!@n
@R$n punches your head with a blow that crushes your skull!@n
@R$n punches $N's head so hard that $S skull cracks open!@n
@GYou swing your fist at $N, but miss $M!@n
@GYou barely avoid $n's fist as $e takes a swing at you!@n
@G$N barely avoids a blow from $n!@n
#
#
#
@WYour fist flops as your body refuses to fight the mighty $N.@n
@W$n seems to be having trouble getting $s body to fight you!!@n
@W$n's body rebels against $m when $e tries to punch $N.@n
M
 300
@RYou punch $N in $S kidneys resulting in $S immediate death!@n
@RYou recieve a punch in your kidneys which ends your worldly misery -- R.I.P.!@n
@R$n punches $N in the kidneys causing immediate death!@n
@GYou wildly punch at the air, missing $N.@n
@G$n misses a wild punch at you.@n
@G$n practices shadow-boxing while $N takes a break.@n
#
#
#
@WInstead of letting you punch $M, $N forces you to play Punch and Judy!!!@n
@WYou convince $n of playing Punch and Judy instead of punching you.@n
@W$N convinces $n that no punching is necessary.@n
M
 300
@RYou hit $N with such force that $S neck snaps in two!@n
@R$n hits you with such force that your neck snaps in two!@n
@R$N's neck is snapped in two by a powerful blow from $n!@n
@GYou try to hit $N who easily avoids the blow.@n
@G$n tries to hit you but you easily avoid the blow.@n
@G$n tries to hit $N who easily avoids the blow.@n
#
#
#
@WYou try to hit $N but hit yourself instead!@n
@W$n tries to hit you but you hits $mself instead!@n
@W$n tries to hit $N but hits $mself instead!@n
M
 300
@RYou hit $N with a blow that breaks $S spine!@n
@R$n hits you with a blow that breaks your spine!@n
@R$n hits $N with a blow that breaks $S spine!@n
@G$N ducks under your fist as you try to hit $M.@n
@GYou duck under $n's fist as $e takes a swing at you.@n
@G$N ducks under $n's fist as $e takes a swing at $M.@n
#
#
#
@WIt isn't polite to swing at a GOD!@n
@W$n tries to take a swing at you -- how pathetic!@n
@W$n pathetically tries to take a swing at $N - ha!@n

* Sting
M
 301
@RYou drive a sting directly into the heart of $N, killing $M!@n
@RWith a powerful driving force, $n's sting tears right through your chest causing instant death!@n
@R$n drives $s sting through $N's chest, killing $M!@n
@GYou miss $N with your stinging blow!@n
@G$n drives $s stinging blow at you, barely missing!@n
@GYou watch in fright as $n stings at $N, missing by mere inches!@n
#
#
#
@WSting -- God... What are you thinking?@n
@W$n tries to sting you, somewhat comical to tell the truth.@n
@W$n stings at $N, then looks horrified as $N grins at $m!@n
M
 301
@RYou violently sting $N repeatedly, causing $S death!@n
@RYou die a horrid death as $n stings you repeatedly all over your body!@n
@RAs $n stings $N all over the place, $N falls lifeless to the ground.@n
@GYou sting towards $N, but miss $M!@n
@G$n misses you with $s sting!@n
@GYou watch on as $n stings at $N, but misses!@n
#
#
#
@WYou sting at $N, and all that happens is that $E slaps himself as if a mosquito bit $M.@n
@WWas that a bee you just felt?  Oh.. wait, it was just $n.@n
@W$N begins to slap at $Mself as $n tries to sting $M.@n

* Whip
M
 302
@RYou whip $N's head right off of $S body!@n
@R$n whips your head right off of your body!@n
@R$n whips $N's head right off of $S body!@n
@GYou crack your whip at $N but it hits you in the face!@n
@G$n cracks $s whip at you and it hits $m in the face!@n
@G$n cracks $s whip at $N but only hits $mself in the face!@n
#
#
#
@WYou'd better stop before $N whips your butt.@n
@WPathetic little $n is trying to whip you... how cute.@n
@W$n tries to whip $N - isn't he cute?@n
M
 302
@RYour dextrous whip messily tears $N's torso right off!@n
@R$n's whip messily tears you right in half!@n
@RWith an evil grin, $n messily whips $N in half!@n
@GYou try to whip $N but whip the ground instead!@n
@G$n tries to whip you but whips the ground instead!@n
@G$n tries to whip $N but whips the ground instead!@n
#
#
#
@WDon't try to whip $N.@n
@W$n is trying to whip you.  Yawn.@n
@W$n tries to whip $N - yawn.@n

* Slash
M
 303
@RYou beautifully slash $N into two parts -- both dead.@n
@RYour upper body is disconnected from your legs as $n slashes at you -- R.I.P.!@n
@R$N is slashed in two by a masterful stroke of $n!@n
@GYour desperate slash at $N is easily avoided by $M.@n
@GYou easily avoid a slash from $n.@n
@G$N nimbly avoids $n's slash.@n
#
#
#
@WYour cunning slash at $N is fruitless.@n
@WYou nimbly stop a slash from $n.@n
@W$N stops a cunning slash from $n who looks disappointed.@n
M
 303
@RYour slash at $N results in a pool of blood and $S immediate death!@n
@RBlood spurts all over as $n slashes at you.  You die...@n
@R$n slashes at $N who colors everything red with blood from $S lethal wound.@n
@GYou miss $N by an inch, curse that brat!@n
@GYou manage to dodge $n's slash and laugh, HA!@n
@G$n's slash misses $N who laughs in sheer delight, HA!@n
#
#
#
@WCome on, what makes you think you can slash at a GOD?!@n
@WYou barely register the puny creature before you...@n
@WThe great $N seems to ignore $n's slashes.@n
M
 303
@R$N cries out in agony as you slash $S ribcage open!@n
@RYour ribcage is slashed open by $n -- R.I.P.!@n
@R$n nicely dissects $N's ribcage with a single slash!@n
@GYou try to slash $N but miss by a mile.@n
@G$n's slash misses you by a mile.@n
@G$n's slash at $N misses $M by a mile.@n
#
#
#
@WIt's rude to try to slash a GOD, you know.@n
@W$n tries to slash you -- how rude!@n
@W$n tries to slash $N -- how rude!@n
M
 303
@RYour powerful slash cleanly cuts off $N's head, which rolls away with a look of horror on it.@n
@RYou briefly feel the sensation of flight as $n slices your head cleanly off!@n
@R$n cleanly slices off $N's head which rolls away with a look of horror on it!@n
@G$N is cooled by the breeze of your missed slash at $M.@n
@G$n cools you with the breeze of $s missed slash at you.@n
@G$n cools $N with the breeze of $s missed slash.@n
#
#
#
@WYeah, right.@n
@W$n tries to slash you... yeah, right.@n
@W$n tries to slash $N... yeah, right.@n

* Bite
M
 304
@RYou sink your teeth deep into $N's neck -- blood sprays everywhere!@n
@R$n sinks $s teeth deep into your neck, tearing your jugular vein to bits!@n
@R$n sinks $s teeth deep into $N's neck, tearing $S jugular vein to bits!@n
@GYou snap your teeth at $N but miss him.@n
@G$n snaps $s teeth at you fiercly but misses.@n
@G$n fiercly snaps $s teeth at $N but misses the mark.@n
#
#
#
@WYou attempt to bite $N.  Ouch!  That hurt!@n
@W$n tries to bite you, how funny.@n
@W$n tries to bite $N - funny, huh?@n
M
 304
@RYou bite $N through $S ribcage and into $S heart -- $e falls to the ground in agony.@n
@R$n bites you right through your ribcage and into your heart -- you fall to the ground writhing in agony...@n
@R$n's powerful jaw bites through $N's ribcage into $S heart -- $E falls to the ground writhing in agony!@n
@GYou try to bite $N but bite your tongue instead.@n
@G$n tries to bite you but bites $s tongue instead!@n
@G$n tries to bite $N but bites $s own tongue instead!@n
#
#
#
@WAren't you trying to bite off more than you can chew?@n
@W$n snaps at you but realizes $e is biting off more than $e can chew.@n
@W$n stupidly tries to bite off more than $e can chew by snapping at $N.@n

* Bludgeon
M
 305
@RYou forcefully bludgeon $N whose head suddenly cracks open like a walnut!@n
@R$n bludgeons your head which cracks open like a walnut!@n
@R$n ruthlessly bludgeons $N whose head cracks open like a walnut!@n
@GYou fruitlessly try to bludgeon $N.@n
@GYou easily dodge $n's attempt to bludgeon you.@n
@G$n tries to bludgeon $N who easily avoids the blow.@n
#
#
#
@WYour attempt to bludgeon $N fails, luckily for you $N has a good sense of humor!@n
@WYour patience is tried when $n tries to clobber you.@n
@W$N restrains $Mself from zapping $n when $e attempts to bludgeon the mighty one.@n
M
 305
@RYour relentless bludgeoning of $N finally results in $S broken neck!@n
@R$n's relentless bludgeoning of you finally results in your broken neck!@n
@R$n's relentless bludgeoning of $N finally results in $N's broken neck!@n
@GYou try to bludgeon $N who simply laughs at you.@n
@G$n tries to bludgeon you, but you avoid $m and laugh.@n
@G$N laughs at $n's attempt to bludgeon $M.@n
#
#
#
@WYour attempt to bludgeon $N fails, luckily for you $N has a good sense of humor!@n
@WYour patience is tried when $n tries to clobber you.@n
@W$N restrains $Mself from zapping $n when $e attempts to bludgeon the mighty one.@n

* Crush
M
 306
@RYou crush $N right out of existence!@n
@R$n crushes you right out of existence!@n
@R$n crushes $N right out of existence!@n
@GYou try to crush $N who jumps out of the way!@n
@G$n tries to crush you but you jump out of the way!@n
@G$n tries to crush $N who jumps out of the way!@n
#
#
#
@WA pox on thee and thy pitiful crush on $N!@n
@W$n seems to have a crush on you...@n
@W$n seems to have a crush on $N...@n
M
 306
@RYou crush $N's entire body, making a terrible mess!@n
@R$n crushes your entire body, making a terrible mess!@n
@R$n crushes $N's entire body, making a terrible mess!@n
@GYou hopelessly try to crush $N.@n
@G$n hopelessly tries to crush you.@n
@G$n hopelessly tries to crush $N.@n
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@WA pox on thee and thy pitiful crush on $N!@n
@W$n seems to have a crush on you...@n
@W$n seems to have a crush on $N...@n

* Pound
M
 307
@RYou pound $N right into the ground!@n
@R$n pounds you six feet under.@n
@R$n pounds $N mightily on the head, crushing $S entire body!@n
@GYou pound at the air as $N nimbly steps out of the way!@n
@GYou jump out of the way in a panic as $n pounds at you!@n
@G$n looks perturbed as $s pound misses $N!@n
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@WYou pound $N!  And $E thanks you for it?  *boggle*@n
@W$n gives you a pound.  Wonder what the exchange rate is...@n
@W$n starts giving pounds to $N who begins to count the money.@n
M
 307
@RYou pound on $N with reckless abandon when you realize that $E is dead.@n
@RWith $s reckless pounding attacks, you succomb to death.@n
@R$N falls under $n's pounding blows, yet $n continues $s attack!@n
@GYou hear the air whistle as you split the air with your pound!@n
@G$n pounds in your direction, causing a whistling sound!@n
@GWith a loud whistle through the air, $n misses $s pounding attack upon $N!@n
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@WWho are you trying to kid?@n
@WHmmm... I think you missed the joke that $n was trying to tell you.@n
@W$N looks somewhat perplexed as $n tries to pound him!@n

* Claw
M
 308
@RYou claw $N's face right off!@n
@R$n claws your face right off!@n
@R$n claws $N's face right off!@n
@GYou try to claw at $N but miss!@n
@G$n tries to claw at you but misses by a hair!@n
@G$n tries to claw at $N, missing by a hair!@n
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@WYou dummy!  Not the claw, the claw!@n
@W$n must be crazy - trying to claw at you!@n
@W$n must be crazy - trying to claw at $N!@n
M
 308
@RYour razor-sharp claws rip $N wide open!@n
@R$n's razor-sharp claws rip you wide open!@n
@R$n's razor-sharp claws rip $N wide open!@n
@GYou try to claw at $N but almost nick yourself instead!@n
@G$n tries to claw at you but nearly nicks $mself instead!@n
@G$n tries to claw at $N but nearly nicks $mself instead!@n
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@WYou dummy!  Not the claw, the claw!@n
@W$n must be crazy - trying to claw at you!@n
@W$n must be crazy - trying to claw at $N!@n

* Maul
M
 309
@RYou maul $N across the chest and $E screams in pain as $E falls lifeless to the ground.@n
@RAs $n mauls you in the chest, you feel a searing pain... then nothing.@n
@RWith a brutal maul to the chest, $n slaughters $N!@n
@GYou swing wildly with your maul, almost hitting yourself!@n
@GPhew!  $n missed you with $s wild maul!@n
@G$n mauls at $N, missing wildly!@n
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@WMauling a God?  What would your poor mother think?  Of course, you probably wouldn't hesitate to maul her too.@n
@W$n tries to maul you, and as $e fails, looks quite horrified.  How pleasant.@n
@W$N laughs as $n tries to maul $M.  How comical.@n

* Thrash
M
 310
@RYou bring $N within the thrashing of $S life, and then thrash $M one last time, killing $M.@n
@R$n thrashes you violently, and you die.@n
@RWith a horrible thrashing, $N falls lifeless under $n's blows!@n
@GYou miss your thrash against $N!@n
@GWhat a stroke of luck, $n seems to have missed you with $s thrash!@n
@G$n thrashes madly at $N, missing $M!@n
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@WThrash a God?  More likely that $N would thrash you, don't you think?@n
@WWhat a fool, $n tried to thrash you.  *sigh*@n
@WLooking rather silly, $n tries to thrash at $N.@n

* Pierce
M
 311
@RYou succesfully pierce $N and $S dead body falls to the ground in a lifeless heap.@n
@R$n pierces you.  You are no longer a living member of this world -- R.I.P.!@n
@R$n pierces $N whose suddenly lifeless body falls to the ground!@n
@GYou try to pierce $N but pierce the air instead!@n
@G$n pierces holes in the air.@n
@G$n tries to pierce air instead of fighting $N.@n
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@WThe mighty $N begins to think you a nuisance!!!@n
@WYour patience is almost gone when you stare back at $n.@n
@WThe air is loaded when $N angrily wards off a piercing attack from $n.@n
M
 311
@RYou pierce $N's heart, you heartbreaker you...@n
@R$n breaks your heart, goodbye cruel world...@n
@R$n pierces the heart of $N who falls to the ground clutching at the wound!@n
@GYou lunge at $N without managing to pierce $M.@n
@G$n tries to pierce you but fails miserably.@n
@G$n lunges at $N but can't pierce $M.@n
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@WThe great $N sends you a piercing look, OOPS!@n
@WYou return $n's pierce with a piercing look, hmmm...@n
@W$N returns $n's pierce with a piercing look, hmmm...@n

* Blast
M
 312
@RYou blast $N with all of your might, killing $M!@n
@RWith $s powerful blast, $n tears your life from your body!@n
@R$N falls lifeless as $n's blast rips $M apart!@n
@GYou blast wildly, missing $N by a mere inch or two!@n
@GYou skillfully avoid $n's wild blast!@n
@G$n misses $N with $s wild blast!  What luck $N seems to have!@n
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@WAre you kidding?  What do you expect your feeble blast to do to $N?@n
@WHeh.  $n tried to blast you.  Good thing you have blastproof armour.@n
@W$n looks afraid of the consequences as $e tries fruitlessly to blast $N.@n

* Punch
M
 313
@RYou punch at $N causing $S face to collapse under the blow, blood everywhere.  Doesn't look like $N will recover.  Ever.@n
@R$n's forceful punch causes you to see red, until you die shortly thereafter.@n
@R$n punches $N right in the face!  There is blood everywhere, and $N seems to be dead!@n
@GYou miss $N with your haymaker!@n
@G$n throws a haymaker at you which whistles by your ear!@n
@G$n just misses $N with a strong punch!@n
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@WPunch a God?  May be smarter to punch a wall for a bit.  You might do more damage to it.@n
@WIs that a quiet whistling noise you hear as $n is swinging $s fist about?@n
@W$n looks like $e would prefer to have punched a wall rather than trying to punch $N.@n

* Stab
M
 314
@RYou stab $N through the heart!  Instant death!@n
@R$n drives a stab at you, it pierces your heart!  RIP!@n
@R$n stabs brutally at $N, killing him as $N is impaled by $n!@n
@GYou stab at $N, missing!@n
@G$n misses a particularily nasty stab in your direction!@n
@G$n stabs at $N!  $e misses!@n
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@WYou stab at $N!  Too bad $E's a god, huh?@n
@W$n stabs at you!  Lucky for you that you are immune to this kind of thing.@n
@WYou watch in pity as $n stabs towards $N missing in the most futile way possible!@n
M
 314
@RYou stab forth towards $N, hitting $M in the abdomen causing a messy but mortal wound!@n
@R$n stabs you in the stomach, and you watch your insides fall out as you die.@n
@RMaking a mess of $N, $n kills $M with a stab to the midsection.@n
@GYou stab at $N, barely missing $M!@n
@G$n stabs at you, missing by a good mile or so!@n
@G$N grins at $n as the stab sent by $n goes wide!@n
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@WGods can't be stabbed, did noone ever teach you that?  And $N just so happens to be one.@n
@WIt sure is nice being a god isn't it... especially since $n can't hit you with $s stabs.@n
@W$n stabs at $N only to discover $N's immunity to stabbing weapons.@n

* Suffering
M
 399
#
You feel wounded -- too wounded -- you die...
$N lies suffering on the ground until no blood is left in $S body.
#
suffer miss victim - should never see.
suffer miss room - should never see.
#
You lie on the ground suffering from your terrible wounds...
$N lies helplessly on the ground and suffers...
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Suffer god victim - should never see.
Suffer god room - should never see.
M
 399
#
You can only lie still as your last heartbeat ebbs...
$N suffers from bloodlack, and the lack of a beating heart...
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suffer miss victim - should never see.
suffer miss room - should never see.
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You lie on the ground suffering from bleeding wounds...
$N lies immobile on the ground, suffering...
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Suffer god victim -- should never see.
Suffer god room -- should never see.

* Poison
M
 33
#
Poison burns intensely in your veins... you shiver... you die.
$N has a few cramps and dies, suffering.
#
suffer miss victim - should never see.
suffer miss room - should never see.
#
You feel burning poison in your blood, and suffer.
$N looks really sick and shivers uncomfortably.
#
You have become poisoned somehow.
$N has somehow become poisioned.


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*                              NPC Attacks                                *
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* Fire Breath
M
 202
$N is killed by fire breath.
You are burned to ash, as $n breathes on you.
$n makes $N to ash.
$N is missed by fire breath.
$n breathes fire at you, but you avoids it.
$N avoids $n's firebreath.
$N is hit by fire breath.
$n burns you.
$N is partly made ash, as $n breaths fire.
$N, being immortal, is just warmed.
$n warms you.
$n warms $N.

* Gas Breath
M
 203
$N is killed by gas breath.
You die from the gas $n breathes on you.
$n kills $N with a gas breath.
$N is missed by gas breath.
$n breathes gas at you, but it has no effect.
$N avoids $n's gas.
$N is hit by gas breath.
$n gasses you.
$N is gassed by $n.
$N is immortal, so can't be gassed.
$n wants to gas you, but can't.
$n tries to gas $N, but can't.

* Frost Breath
M
 204
$N is killed by frost breath.
You are frozen to ice, as $n breathes on you.
$n makes $N to ice.
$N is missed by frost breath.
$n breathes frost at you, but you avoid it.
$N avoids $n's frost breath.
$N is hit by frost breath.
$n freezes you with $s breath.
$N is partly made ice, as $n breathes frost.
$N is immortal, and thus avoids your frost breath.
$n supplies you with air conditioning.
$n supplies $N with air conditioning.

* Acid Breath
M
 205
$N is killed by your acid breath.
You are corroded to nothing, as $n breathes on you.
$n corrodes $N to nothing.
$N is missed by acid.
$n breathes acid at you, but you avoids it.
$N avoids $n's acidbreath.
$N is hit by acid.
$n corrodes you.
$N is corroded as $n breaths acid.
$N is immortal, and thus is immune to acid.
$n helps you clean your hands with a little acid.
$n helps $N cleaning.

* Lightning Breath
M
 206
$N is killed by your lightning breath.
You are killed by $n's lightning breath.
$n killes $N with a lightning breath.
$N is missed by your lightning breath.
$n breathes lightning at you, but you avoids it.
$N avoids $n's lightning breath.
$N is hit by your lightning breath.
$n hits you with a lightning breath.
$N is hit by $n's lightning breath.
$N is immortal and immune to lightning breath.
$n tries to breath lightning upon you.
$n tries to breath lightning upon $N.

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