accuse|Accuse whom?|$n is in an accusing mood.|You look accusingly at $M.|$n looks accusingly at $N.|$n looks accusingly at you.|You accuse yourself.|$n seems to have a bad conscience.
applaud|Clap, clap, clap.|$n gives a round of applause.|You clap at $S actions.|$n claps at $N's actions.|$n gives you a round of applause.  You MUST'VE done something good!|You applaud at yourself.  Boy, are we conceited!|$n applauds at $mself.  Boy, are we conceited!
bark|Woof!  Woof!|$n barks like a dog.|You bark at $M.|$n barks at $N.|$n barks at you.|You bark at yourself.  Woof!  Woof!|$n barks at $mself.  Woof!  Woof!
beer|You down a cold, frosty beer.|$n downs a cold, frosty beer.|You draw a cold, frosty beer for $N.|$n draws a cold, frosty beer for $N.|$n draws a cold, frosty beer for you.|You draw yourself a beer.|$n draws $mself a beer.
beg|You beg the gods for mercy.|The gods fall down laughing at $n's request for mercy.|You desperately try to squeeze a few coins from $M.|$n begs $N for a gold piece!|$n begs you for money.|Begging yourself for money doesn't help.|$n begs himself for money.
blush|Your cheeks are burning.|$n blushes.|You get all flustered up seeing $M.|$n blushes as $e sees $N here.|$n blushes as $e sees you here.  Such an effect on people!|You blush at your own folly.|$n blushes as $e notices $s boo-boo.
bounce|BOIINNNNNNGG!|$n bounces around.|You bounce onto $S lap.|$n bounces onto $N's lap.|$n bounces onto your lap.|You bounce your head like a basketball.|$n plays basketball with $s head.
bow|You bow deeply.|$n bows deeply.|You bow before $M.|$n bows before $N.|$n bows before you.|You kiss your toes.|$n folds up like a jack knife and kisses $s own toes.
burp|You burp loudly.|$n burps loudly.|You burp loudly to $M in response.|$n burps loudly in response to $N's remark.|$n burps loudly in response to your remark.|You burp at yourself.|$n burps at $mself.  What a sick sight.
cackle|You throw back your head and cackle with insane glee!|$n throws back $s head and cackles with insane glee!|You cackle gleefully at $N|$n cackles gleefully at $N.|$n cackles gleefully at you.  Better keep your distance from $m.|You cackle at yourself.  Now, THAT'S strange!|$n is really crazy now!  $e cackles at $mself.
chuckle|You chuckle politely.|$n chuckles politely.|You chuckle at $S joke.|$n chuckles at $N's joke.|$n chuckles at your joke.|You chuckle at your own joke, since no one else would.|$n chuckles at $s own joke, since none of you would.
clap|You clap your hands together.|$n shows $s approval by clapping $s hands together.|You clap at $S performance.|$n claps at $N's performance.|$n claps at your performance.|You clap at your own performance.|$n claps at $s own performance.
comb|You comb your hair - perfect.|$n combs $s hair, how dashing!|You patiently untangle $N's hair - what a mess!|$n tries patiently to untangle $N's hair.|$n pulls your hair in an attempt to comb it.|You pull your hair, but it will not be combed.|$n tries to comb $s tangled hair.
comfort|Do you feel uncomfortable?||You comfort $M.|$n comforts $N.|$n comforts you.|You make a vain attempt to comfort yourself.|$n has no one to comfort $m but $mself.
cringe|You cringe in terror.|$n cringes in terror!|You cringe away from $M.|$n cringes away from $N in mortal terror.|$n cringes away from you.|I beg your pardon?|
cry|Waaaaah ...|$n bursts into tears.|You cry on $S shoulder.|$n cries on $N's shoulder.|$n cries on your shoulder.|You cry to yourself.|$n sobs quietly to $mself.
cuddle|Whom do you feel like cuddling today?||You cuddle $M.|$n cuddles $N.|$n cuddles you.|You must feel very cuddly indeed ... :)|$n cuddles up to $s shadow.  What a sorry sight.
curse|You swear loudly for a long time.|$n swears: @*&^%@*&!|You swear at $M.|$n swears at $N.|$n swears at you!  Where are $s manners?|You swear at your own mistakes.|$n starts swearing at $mself.  Why don't you help?
curtsey|You curtsey to your audience.|$n curtseys gracefully.|You curtsey to $M.|$n curtseys gracefully to $N.|$n curtseys gracefully for you.|You curtsey to your audience (yourself).|$n curtseys to $mself, since no one is paying attention to $m.
dance|Feels silly, doesn't it?|$n tries to break dance, but nearly breaks $s neck!|You sweep $M into a romantic waltz.|$n sweeps $N into a romantic waltz.|$n sweeps you into a romantic waltz.|You skip and dance around by yourself.|$n dances a pas-de-une.
drool|You drool on yourself.|$n drools on $mself.|You drool all over $N.|$n drools all over $N.|$n drools all over you.|You drool on yourself.|$n drools on $mself.
fart|Where are your manners?|$n lets off a real rip-roarer ... a greenish cloud envelops $n!|You fart at $M.  Boy, you are sick.|$n farts in $N's direction.  Better flee before $e turns to you!|$n farts in your direction.  You gasp for air.|You fart at yourself.  You deserve it.|$n farts at $mself.  Better $m than you.
flip|You flip head over heels.|$n flips head over heels.|You flip $M over your shoulder.|$n flips $N over $s shoulder.|$n flips you over $s shoulder.  Hmmmm.|You tumble all over the room.|$n does some nice tumbling and gymnastics.
fondle|Who needs to be fondled?||You fondly fondle $M.|$n fondly fondles $N.|$n fondly fondles you.|You fondly fondle yourself, feels funny doesn't it ?|$n fondly fondles $mself - this is going too far !!
french|Kiss whom?||You give $N a long and passionate kiss.|$n kisses $N passionately.|$n gives you a long and passionate kiss.|You gather yourself in your arms and try to kiss yourself.|$n makes an attempt at kissing $mself.
frown|What's bothering you ?|$n frowns.|You frown at what $E did.|$n frowns at what $E did.|$n frowns at what you did.|You frown at yourself.  Poor baby.|$n frowns at $mself.  Poor baby.
fume|You grit your teeth and fume with rage.|$n grits $s teeth and fumes with rage.|You stare at $M, fuming.|$n stares at $N, fuming with rage.|$n stares at you, fuming with rage!|That's right - hate yourself!|$n clenches $s fists and stomps his feet, fuming with anger.
gasp|You gasp in astonishment.|$n gasps in astonishment.|You gasp as you realize what $e did.|$n gasps as $e realizes what $N did.|$n gasps as $e realizes what you did.|You look at yourself and gasp!|$n takes one look at $mself and gasps in astonisment!
giggle|You giggle.|$n giggles.|You giggle in $S's presence.|$n giggles at $N's actions.|$n giggles at you.  Hope it's not contagious!|You giggle at yourself.  You must be nervous or something.|$n giggles at $mself.  $e must be nervous or something.
glare|You glare at nothing in particular.|$n glares around $m.|You glare icily at $M.|$n glares at $N.|$n glares icily at you, you feel cold to your bones.|You glare icily at your feet, they are suddenly very cold.|$n glares at $s feet, what is bothering $m?
grin|You grin evilly.|$n grins evilly.|You grin evilly at $M.|$n grins evilly at $N.|$n grins evilly at you.  Hmmm.  Better keep your distance.|You grin at yourself.  You must be getting very bad thoughts.|$n grins at $mself.  You must wonder what's in $s mind.
groan|You groan loudly.|$n groans loudly.|You groan at the sight of $M.|$n groans at the sight of $N.|$n groans at the sight of you.|You groan as you realize what you have done.|$n groans as $e realizes what $e has done.
grope|Whom do you wish to grope?||Well, what sort of noise do you expect here?|$n gropes $N.|$n gropes you.|You grope yourself - YUCK.|$n gropes $mself - YUCK.
grovel|You grovel in the dirt.|$n grovels in the dirt.|You grovel before $M.|$n grovels in the dirt before $N.|$n grovels in the dirt before you.|That seems a little silly to me.|
growl|Grrrrrrrrrr ...|$n growls.|Grrrrrrrrrr ... take that, $N!|$n growls at $N.  Better leave the room before the fighting starts.|$n growls at you.  Hey, two can play it that way!|You growl at yourself.  Boy, do you feel bitter!|$n growls at $mself.  This could get interesting...
grumble|You grumble.|$n grumbles.|You grumble to $M.|$n grumbles to $N.|$n grumbles to you.|You grumble under your breath.|$n grumbles under $s breath.
grunt|GRNNNHTTTT.|$n grunts like a pig.|GRNNNHTTTT.|$n grunts to $N.  What a pig!|$n grunts to you.  What a pig!|GRNNNHTTTT.|$n grunts to nobody in particular.  What a pig!
hand|Kiss whose hand?||You kiss $S hand.|$n kisses $N's hand.  How continental!|$n kisses your hand.  How continental!|You kiss your own hand.|$n kisses $s own hand.
hop|You hop around like a little kid.||||||
hug|Hug whom?||You hug $M.|$n hugs $N.|$n hugs you.|You hug yourself.|$n hugs $mself in a vain attempt to get friendship.
kiss|Isn't there someone you want to kiss?||You kiss $M.|$n kisses $N.|$n kisses you.|All the lonely people :(|
laugh|You laugh.|$n laughs.|You laugh at $N mercilessly.|$n laughs at $N mercilessly.|$n laughs at you mercilessly.  Hmmmmph.|You laugh at yourself.  I would, too.|$n laughs at $mself.  Let's all join in!!!
lick|You lick your lips and smile.|$n licks $s lips and smiles.|You lick $M.|$n licks $N.|$n licks you.|You lick yourself.|$n licks $mself - YUCK.
love|You love the whole world.|$n loves everybody in the world.|You tell your true feelings to $N.|$n whispers softly to $N.|$n whispers to you sweet words of love.|Well, we already know you love yourself (lucky someone does!)|$n loves $mself, can you believe it ?
massage|Massage what?  Thin air?||You gently massage $N's shoulders.|$n massages $N's shoulders.|$n gently massages your shoulders.  Ahhhhhhhhhh ...|You practice yoga as you try to massage yourself.|$n gives a show on yoga positions, trying to massage $mself.
moan|You start to moan.|$n starts moaning.|You moan for the loss of $m.|$n moans for the loss of $N.|$n moans at the sight of you.  Hmmmm.|You moan at yourself.|$n makes $mself moan.
nibble|Nibble on whom?||You nibble on $N's ear.|$n nibbles on $N's ear.|$n nibbles on your ear.|You nibble on your OWN ear.|$n nibbles on $s OWN ear.
nod|You nod your silly head off.|$n nods $s silly head off.|You nod in recognition to $M.|$n nods in recognition to $N.|$n nods in recognition to you.  You DO know $m, right?|You nod at yourself.  Are you getting senile?|$n nods at $mself.  $e must be getting senile.
nudge|Nudge whom?||You nudge $M.|$n nudges $N.|$n nudges you.|You nudge yourself, for some strange reason.|$n nudges $mself, to keep $mself awake.
nuzzle|Nuzzle whom?||You nuzzle $S neck softly.|$n softly nuzzles $N's neck.|$n softly nuzzles your neck.|I'm sorry, friend, but that's impossible.|
pat|Pat whom?||You pat $N on $S ass.|$n pats $N on $S ass.|$n pats you on your ass.|You pat yourself on your ass, very sensual.|$n pats $mself on the ass.
point|Point at whom?||You point at $M accusingly.|$n points at $N accusingly.|$n points at you accusingly.|You point proudly at yourself.|$n points proudly at $mself.
poke|Poke whom?||You poke $M in the ribs.|$n pokes $N in the ribs.|$n pokes you in the ribs.|You poke yourself in the ribs, feeling very silly.|$n pokes $mself in the ribs, looking very sheepish.
ponder|You ponder the question.|$n sits down and thinks deeply.|||||
pout|Ah, don't take it so hard.|$n pouts.|||||
pray|You feel righteous, and maybe a little foolish.|$n begs and grovels to the powers that be.|You crawl in the dust before $M.|$n falls down and grovels in the dirt before $N.|$n kisses the dirt at your feet.|Talk about narcissism ...|$n mumbles a prayer to $mself.
puke|You puke ... chunks everywhere!|$n pukes.|You puke on $M.|$n pukes on $N.|$n spews vomit and pukes all over your clothing!|You puke on yourself.|$n pukes on $s clothes.
punch|Punch whom?||You punch $M playfully.|$n punches $N playfully.|$n punches you playfully.  OUCH!|You punch yourself.  You deserve it.|$n punches $mself.  Why don't you join in?
purr|MMMMEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW.|$n purrs contentedly.|You purr contentedly in $M lap.|$n purrs contentedly in $N's lap.|$n purrs contentedly in your lap.|You purr at yourself.|$n purrs at $mself.  Must be a cat thing.
ruffle|You've got to ruffle SOMEONE.||You ruffle $N's hair playfully.|$n ruffles $N's hair playfully.|$n ruffles your hair playfully.|You ruffle your hair.|$n ruffles $s hair.
scream|ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!|$n screams loudly!|ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!  Yes, it MUST have been $S fault!!!|$n screams loudly at $N.  Better leave before $n blames you, too!!!|$n screams at you!  That's not nice!  *sniff*|You scream at yourself.  Yes, that's ONE way of relieving tension!|$n screams loudly at $mself!  Is there a full moon up?
shake|You shake your head.|$n shakes $s head.|You shake $S hand.|$n shakes $N's hand.|$n shakes your hand.|You are shaken by yourself.|$n shakes and quivers like a bowl full of jelly.
shiver|Brrrrrrrrr.|$n shivers uncomfortably.|You shiver at the thought of fighting $M.|$n shivers at the thought of fighting $N.|$n shivers at the suicidal thought of fighting you.|You shiver to yourself?|$n scares $mself to shivers.
shrug|You shrug.|$n shrugs helplessly.|You shrug in response to $s question.|$n shrugs in response to $N's question.|$n shrugs in respopnse to your question.|You shrug to yourself.|$n shrugs to $mself.  What a strange person.
sigh|You sigh.|$n sighs loudly.|You sigh as you think of $M.|$n sighs at the sight of $N.|$n sighs as $e thinks of you.  Touching, huh?|You sigh at yourself.  You MUST be lonely.|$n sighs at $mself.  What a sorry sight.
sing|You raise your clear voice towards the sky.|$n has begun to sing.|You sing a ballad to $m.|$n sings a ballad to $N.|$n sings a ballad to you!  How sweet!|You sing a little ditty to yourself.|$n sings a little ditty to $mself.
smile|You smile happily.|$n smiles happily.|You smile at $M.|$n beams a smile at $N.|$n smiles at you.|You smile at yourself.|$n smiles at $mself.
smirk|You smirk.|$n smirks.|You smirk at $S saying.|$n smirks at $N's saying.|$n smirks at your saying.|You smirk at yourself.  Okay ...|$n smirks at $s own 'wisdom'.
snap|PRONTO ! You snap your fingers.|$n snaps $s fingers.|You snap back at $M.|$n snaps back at $N.|$n snaps back at you!|You snap yourself to attention.|$n snaps $mself to attention.
snarl|You grizzle your teeth and look mean.|$n snarls angrily.|You snarl at $M.|$n snarls at $N.|$n snarls at you, for some reason.|You snarl at yourself.|$n snarls at $mself.
sneeze|Gesundheit!|$n sneezes.|||||
snicker|You snicker softly.|$n snickers softly.|You snicker with $M about your shared secret.|$n snickers with $N about their shared secret.|$n snickers with you about your shared secret.|You snicker at your own evil thoughts.|$n snickers at $s own evil thoughts.
sniff|You sniff sadly. *SNIFF*|$n sniffs sadly.|You sniff sadly at the way $E is treating you.|$n sniffs sadly at the way $N is treating $m.|$n sniffs sadly at the way you are treating $m.|You sniff sadly at your lost opportunities.|$n sniffs sadly at $mself.  Something MUST be bothering $m.
snore|Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.|$n snores loudly.|||||
snowball|Whom do you want to throw a snowball at?||You throw a snowball in $N's face.|$n throws a snowball at $N.|$n throws a snowball at you.|You throw a snowball at yourself.|$n throws a snowball at $mself.
snuggle|Who?||you snuggle $M.|$n snuggles up to $N.|$n snuggles up to you.|You snuggle up, getting ready to sleep.|$n snuggles up, getting ready to sleep.
spank|Spank whom?||You spank $M playfully.|$n spanks $N playfully.|$n spanks you playfully.  OUCH!|You spank yourself.  Kinky!|$n spanks $mself.  Kinky!
squeeze|Where, what, how, whom?||You squeeze $M fondly.|$n squeezes $N fondly.|$n squeezes you fondly.|You squeeze yourself - try to relax a little!|$n squeezes $mself.
stare|You stare at the sky.|$n stares at the sky.|You stare dreamily at $N, completely lost in $S eyes..|$n stares dreamily at $N.|$n stares dreamily at you, completely lost in your eyes.|You stare dreamily at yourself - enough narcissism for now.|$n stares dreamily at $mself - NARCISSIST!
strut|Strut your stuff.|$n struts proudly.|You strut to get $S attention.|$n struts, hoping to get $N's attention.|$n struts, hoping to get your attention.|You strut to yourself, lost in your own world.|$n struts to $mself, lost in $s own world.
sulk|You sulk.|$n sulks in the corner.|||||
thank|Thank you too.||You thank $N heartily.|$n thanks $N heartily.|$n thanks you heartily.|You thank yourself since nobody else wants to !|$n thanks $mself since you won't.
tickle|Whom do you want to tickle?||You tickle $N.|$n tickles $N.|$n tickles you - hee hee hee.|You tickle yourself, how funny!|$n tickles $mself.
twiddle|You patiently twiddle your thumbs.|$n patiently twiddles $s thumbs.|You twiddle $S ears.|$n twiddles $N's ears.|$n twiddles your ears.|You twiddle your ears like Dumbo.|$n twiddles $s own ears like Dumbo.
wave|You wave.|$n waves happily.|You wave goodbye to $N.|$n waves goodbye to $N.|$n waves goodbye to you.  Have a good journey.|Are you going on adventures as well?|$n waves goodbye to $mself.
whistle|You whistle appreciatively.|$n whistles appreciatively.|You whistle at the sight of $M.|$n whistles at the sight of $N.|$n whistles at the sight of you.|You whistle a little tune to yourself.|$n whistles a little tune to $mself.
wiggle|Your wiggle your bottom.|$n wiggles $s bottom.|You wiggle your bottom toward $M.|$n wiggles $s bottom toward $N.|$n wiggles his bottom toward you.|You wiggle about like a fish.|$n wiggles about like a fish.
wince|You wince.  Ouch!|$n winces.  Ouch!|You wince at $M.|$n winces at $N.|$n winces at you.|You wince at yourself.  Ouch!|$n winces at $mself.  Ouch!
wink|You wink suggestively.|$n winks suggestively.|You wink suggestively at $N.|$n winks at $N.|$n winks suggestively at you.|You wink at yourself ?? - what are you up to ?|$n winks at $mself - something strange is going on...
yawn|You must be tired.|$n yawns.|||||