hello Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. rum You got some rum on ya? I could use another bottle. another Aye, another. Only me thirteenth bottle today. Need to have at least fifteen before we set sail. bottle A bottle of rum, I said. You got another handy? sail This is a pirate ship you know. pirate Aye, pirates! We be pirates and as soon as we're out of this dock, it's off a pillaging we go! pillaging Are ye daft? That's what we pirates do. Now leave me to my rum. dock This dock is boring. Need to get out into the open seas again. seas What, are ye a land lover? You best be getting off me ship then. land Arr...ye's starting to annoy me. ship Aye, this is my ship and my word is the law! law What I say goes. If ya don't like it, ya can walk the plank! plank Aye, the sharks'll like a good meal. treasure You know of some treasure maps? I'm listening. maps Aye, treasure maps, burried treasure, gold and the like. no Well, I'm not here to listen to you whine, then. yes Aye, then. Care to make a deal for the map? deal Aye. I got me this funny key off a unicorn. I'll trade it for your map. unicorn Strange beasties we encounter from time to time. Got me a good one. beasties You should spend more time on a pirate ship. good Aye, a nice white one. Nice horn, too. Strange green key. green Aye, one of the unicorns we killed had it around its neck. killed You wouldn't believe how much a unicorn's horn sells for in town! horn Wierd magical powers. Mages love them. Pay lots of gold for 'em. powers That's beyond me. I just sell them to whoever gives me the most gold! gold Gold's what makes the world go around! mages The mages say the horns have wierd magical powers. Something about being able to heal just about anything. key I got the key, but I ain't giving it away for nothing. Got a treasure map on ya? trade OK...we'll trade. Get a pirate's key from one of my officers and the key's in the starboard room below the main deck.