#AREA Yaegar Pepperland ~ #HELPS 0 pepperland~ Pepperland was written by Yaegar and Aurorix, based on the songs and movies of John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison and Ringo Starr. It is suitable for all levels, but ideal for levels 15 to 45. Thanks go to- The Beatles, Rainman, Lenny, Argh, Garth, Marc & Sol, Svelte, Fle, My Cat, Slash (for MZF and Merc ported to Win3.x). ~ 0 $~ #MOBILES #9425 rigby eleanor~ Eleanor Rigby~ Eleanor Rigby is picking up rice from the church floor. ~ Eleanor Rigby is wearing the face that she keeps in the jar by the door. Who IS it for? Do you ever wonder who it's for? She's a lonely old woman, and nobody knows where she comes from or where she belongs. ~ 2|4|128 0 1000 S 6 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 2 #9426 mackenzie father priest~ Father Mackenzie~ An elderly priest wipes dirt from his hands as he leaves a grave. ~ Another lonely old person, Father Mackenzie has written sermons that no-one will ever hear, and spends his evenings darning his socks. How fun :P ~ 2|64 0 1000 S 9 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #9427 person~ a lonely person~ A lonely person slumps dejectedly here. ~ All these lonely people! Where DO they all come from? Where DO they all belong? Why don't they go get jobs and lives or something? Help! I need somebody! Not just anybody!... ~ 1|128 0 0 S 4 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #9428 person~ a lonely person~ A lonely person slumps dejectedly here. ~ All these lonely people! Where DO they all come from? Where DO they all belong? Why don't they go get jobs or lives or something? Help! I need somebody! Not just anybody!... ~ 1|128 0 0 S 4 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 2 #9429 pepper sergeant~ Sgt. Pepper~ Sgt. Pepper is here teaching the band to play. ~ Despite going in and out of style, he still manages to make you smile. Wearing his surplus Salvation Army uniform and sporting a rather large brown moustache, Sgt. Pepper sincerely hopes you will enjoy the show. So sit back, relax and let the evening go! ~ 2|8|64|131072 0 1000 S 44 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #9430 band~ Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band~ Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band plays here. ~ The act you've know for all these years would like to take you home with them; they'd LOVE to take you home! ~ 2|64 0 1000 S 22 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #9431 shears billy~ Billy Shears~ The one and only Billy Shears is introduced to you. ~ Billy Shears is going to sing a song, and he'd like you all to sing along. He gets by with a little help from his friends if he sings out of tune, so lend him your ears. ~ 2|64 0 1000 S 33 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #9432 barber~ A barber~ A barber shows you photographs of heads. ~ This barber seems to have a *strange* hobby- he takes photographs of clients' haircuts and shows them to everybody...weird. ~ 2|64 0 1000 S 22 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #9433 person~ A person saying hello~ A person coming and going stops and says "hello!" to you. ~ ALL the people coming and going here stop and say hello... how irritating! Kill them! Kill them ALL! ~ 128 0 1000 S 6 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #9434 person~ A person saying hello~ A person coming and going says "hello!" to you. ~ ALL the people coming and going here stop and say hello... how irritating! Kill them! Kill them ALL! ~ 128 0 1000 S 6 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 2 #9435 banker~ The banker~ A banker in a motor-car appears to have forgotten his raincoat... ~ He never wears his mac in the pouring rain... very strange. He is waiting for a trim, his motor-car parked outside. ~ 2|128 0 1000 S 17 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #9436 child~ A laughing child~ A little child laughs behind your back. ~ This little brat is mocking you... you don't have a mac either... ~ 128 0 0 S 6 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #9437 fireman~ A fireman~ A fireman who likes to keep his engine clean stands here. ~ This stout fellow is a cheerful monarchist with a great devotion to his profession and his clean machine. I bet he keeps a portrait of the Queen in his pocket. ~ 2|128 0 1000 S 20 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #9438 nurse~ A pretty nurse~ A pretty nurse stands here selling poppies on a tray. ~ Whoa! What a babe! And those poppies sure look good! But why is she standing in the middle of a roundabout? Is this some sort of drug reference? ~ 2|128 8 1000 S 22 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 2 #9439 pig~ A pig~ A pig from a gun flies by you. ~ See how they run! Look out! ~ 128 524288 0 S 11 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #9440 boy~ a naughty boy~ A naughty boy with a long face sulks here. ~ Man, he WAS a naughty boy- he let his face grow long! ~ 2|128 0 0 S 11 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #9441 policeman~ A pretty little policeman~ A pretty little policeman sits with others in a row. ~ A municipial policeman is sitting with others in a row eating donuts- perhaps they should be doing their job? But they are public servants so I guess they are sitting pretty... ~ 2|4|128 8 1000 S 11 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #9442 eggman~ An eggman~ An eggman is he as you are he and we are all together... ~ A huge white ellipsoid hovers around near you stating his identity quite firmly. He IS the eggman- what can we say? ~ 128 128|524288 1000 S 22 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 0 #9443 walrus~ The walrus~ A monstrous moustachioed sea creature blobs here. ~ YOU may be the eggman...THEY may be the eggmen...but HE is the WALRUS! Goo Goo Goo Joob! Better stay out of his way- everybody haha everybody haha. ~ 2|8|32|128 2|128 0 S 44 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #9444 fishwife~ a fishwife~ A crabalocker fishwife shrieks obscenities at you! ~ OOO language! This cracking little scrubber looks mad! Seems like she hates you, and she knows words you haven't even heard of! ~ 2|4|32|128 0 0 S 18 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 2 #9445 priestess~ A pornographic priestess~ A scantily-clad female member of the clergy slinks around here. ~ Oh my! Father MacKenzie would most definitely NOT approve! This chick wears a dog collar with panache, though it does clash with the fishnet stockings and nipple ring. ~ 2|128 0 0 S 11 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 2 #9446 girl~ A naughty girl~ A naughty girl with knickers around her ankles blushes at your attention. ~ Boy she HAS been a naughty girl- she let her knickers down and now she has a bun in the oven. Wonder who the father is? Hope its not the Walrus... ~ 2|128 0 400 S 11 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 2 #9447 joker~ A joker~ A joker laughs at you `hoo hoo hoo hee hee hee hah hah hah'. ~ Are you paranoid? Don't you think the joker is laughing at YOU? You could be right. ~ 2|128 0 0 S 11 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #9448 edgar allen poe~ Edgar Allen Poe~ Edgar Allen POE is being kicked by them. ~ Man did you see them kicking Edgar Allen POE? How impolite...Maybe you should join in...? Edgar Allen Poe has many nasty wounds. ~ 2|128 0 500 S 11 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #9449 smokers~ Expert taxpert choking smokers~ Expert taxpert choking smokers hack and cough here. ~ Boy listen to that. Mister Emphysema has found a home here. Perhaps they should quit? Or curse Sir Walter Raleigh- he was such a stupid git. ~ 2|128 4096 0 S 11 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #9450 penguin~ An elementary penguin~ An elementary penguin sings "Hare Krishna". ~ Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Krishna Krishna Hare Hare Hare Rama Hare Rama Rama Rama Hare Hare ~ 2|128 524288 1000 S 11 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #9451 rocky raccoon~ Rocky Raccoon~ Rocky Raccoon steps into the room, gun in hand. ~ "Where is that no-good, durn rotten varmint Dan!" Rocky snarls at you as Dylanesque harmonica wails in the background. He sure looks mad...He grins at you and says "Boy, this is a show-down". ~ 2|64 8 400 S 17 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #9452 dan~ Dan~ Dan, Nancy's man, is on the look-out for Rocky. ~ Dan is rough and tough backwoodsman that don't take no crap from strangers...or raccoons for that matter. He's rather busy, you'd better leave before he gets mad... ~ 2|64 8 -400 S 20 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #9453 mcgill lil nancy~ Nancy~ McGill who calls herself Lil but is known as Nancy is here. ~ Nancy is a scantily-clad barmaid who seduced Rocky in the hoedown, then dumped him for Dan. Now Rocky's out for blood, but she knows Dan is tougher. ~ 2|4|128 0 0 S 99 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 2 #9454 doctor~ A gin-soaked doctor~ A gin-soaked doctor staggers drunkenly in. ~ "hic! Rocky, you've met your match," he slurs, as you reel back from his powerful odour. Boy, he MUST be drunk- you name isn't Rocky, is it? This is the kind of doctor that makes you glad you're not sick... ~ 2|4|128 4096 0 S 11 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #9455 taxman~ The taxman~ The taxman stares grimly at you, greedily evaluating your worth. ~ Ahhh, Mister Wilson...Ahhh, Mister Heath. If you die in this area, be sure to declare the pennies on your eyes; after all, there's one for you nineteen for him. 'Cos he's the taxman, and you're working for no-one but him. ~ 2|8|128 8|16|32|128 -1000 S 44 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #9456 hare krishna~ A hare krishna~ A Hare Krishna devotee is smiling and chanting mantras here. ~ George's house seems to be full of these guys- maybe he pays for them or something. I wonder if he uses them as a tax-break? That taxman always seems to be around... ~ 2|128 128 1000 S 33 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #9457 boyd pattie~ Pattie Boyd~ Pattie Boyd stands here staring dreamily into space. ~ Oh, isn't she pretty? No wonder she had two rock stars fighting over her! She seems rather spaced out- perhaps she shouldn't use so many recreational substances... ~ 2|128 524288 1000 S 33 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 2 #9458 swami prabhupada~ The Swami Prabhupada~ His Divine Grace A.C. Bhaktivedanta Swami meditates here. ~ This wise and ancient spiritual leader is a great friend and mentor of George. Although seemingly weak and frail, he is possessed of great strength and is not to be trifled with. ~ 2|64|2048|32768 2|4|8|16|32|128|524288 1000 S 58 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #9459 shankar ravi~ Ravi Shankar~ An Indian man strums madly at a horrible, wailing instrument. ~ Yow! What is that noise? Sounds like a cat being tortured- perhaps being tortured by being forced to listen to this! Quick, put this fellow out of his misery before you suffer any more! ~ 2|128 0 1000 S 39 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #9460 maharishi mahesh yogi~ Maharishi Mahesh Yogi~ The Maharishi Mahesh Yogi giggles like an idiot at you. ~ This bedraggled-looking fellow starts babbling about the cosmos and life in general; his irritating giggle is really starting to get on your nerves. Best be careful though- he's tougher than he looks! ~ 2|128 8|128|8192 400 S 50 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #9461 writer~ A paperback writer~ A Paperback writer begs you to read his book which took years to write. ~ The writer explains in great detail to you how important it is that you read his stupid novel and fulfill his dreams of being a writer of pulp paperbacks. You never know, it may be a good book- after all, its based on a novel by a man named Lear, and it is about a dirty man... ~ 128 0 0 S 17 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #9462 day tripper~ A day tripper~ A day tripper gives you a good reason for taking the easy way out. ~ This day tripper only plays one night stands, so don't try to please her. She's a big teaser too, so don't take too long finding out :P ~ 128 0 0 S 17 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 2 #9463 blackbird~ A blackbird~ A blackbird is singing in the dead of night. ~ This blackbird is taking her broken wings and learning to fly, because she's been waiting all her life for this moment to arise. Whatever that means... ~ 128 0 400 S 11 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 2 #9464 mary mother~ Mother Mary~ Mother Mary is singing words of wisdom here. ~ It's your hour of darkness and look- she is standing right in front of you, shining on till tomorrow. Maybe you should let her be. You wouldn't think of attacking the Virgin Mother, would you? ~ 2|64|512|2048 2|4|8|32|128|524288 1000 S 109 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 2 #9465 lennon john~ John Lennon~ John Lennon says "All you need is love!" ~ You see a skinny, long-haired bespectacled guru-like figure strolling towards you, speaking of love and peace but with a biting sarcastic remark on the tip of his tongue. He looks rather harmless but you never know... ~ 128 128 400 S 55 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #9466 paul~ Paul McCartney~ Paul McCartney says "you say goodbye, but I say hello!" ~ You see a sleepy-looking, barefooted Liverpudlian lad wearing a creased suit ambling along here. Upon seeing you he smiles dreamily and offers you a rolled cigarette paper which gives off a strange smell and says "drugs should be legal man". ~ 128 128 400 S 55 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #9467 starr ringo starkey richard~ Ringo Starr~ Ringo Starr (aka Richard Starkey) invites you to his Octopus' Garden. ~ "Hullo", he says cheerfully. "We can go in my Yellow Submarine". Ringo knows what's going on, so you better not pass him by, or you'll make him blue. And he's such a happy fellow. Look at all those rings! ~ 128 128 400 S 55 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #9468 harrison george~ George Harrison~ George Harrison smiles and says "Hare Krishna, man!" ~ It's been a long, long time since George has had a good chat, so why don't you talk about something...The sun is coming soon, so if you need someone, he'll be happy just to dance with you :) ~ 128 128 400 S 55 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #9469 pie honey~ honey pie~ You see a working girl from north England wanting to hit the big time. ~ Honey pie is making you crazy, but she needs the dough. Its hard to find a job today, but she's making ends meet the best she can. One day she'll hit the big time in the USA, sailing across the sea, never to return. ~ 2|128 0 400 S 17 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 2 #9470 sadie sexy~ Sexy Sadie~ Sexy Sadie is here, making a fool of everyone. ~ What have you done, Sadie? You'll get yours yet, no matter how big you think you are. You may be the latest and greatest of them all but you'll get yours. But what's this? She seems to bear a strange resemblance to a certain Yogi... ~ 128 0 -400 S 22 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 2 #9471 rita maid~ Lovely Rita Meter Maid~ Lovely Rita Meter Maid is here standing by a parking meter. ~ With her bag making her look like a military man, Rita is here filling in tickets in her little white book. You feel like trying to win her, and decide to ask her out to dinner... OUCH! Rita slapped you HARD!!! (you try not to cry) ~ 2|128 128 400 S 22 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 2 #9472 person beautiful~ A beautiful person~ One of the beautiful people strolls idly by. Wonder how it feels? ~ Baby you're a rich man too...You know who you are, but what do you want to be? Will you travel far? Have you been there before? What was there? Did it show? What am I talking about? ~ 128 524288 0 S 17 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 2 #9473 julia~ Julia~ Shall I sing a song of love, Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuulia? ~ Sea-shell eyes, windy skies, calls you...Her hair of floating sky is shimmering, glimmering in the sun. Hum hum hum hum.... ~ 128 128|524288 1000 S 22 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 2 #9474 jude~ Jude~ Hey Jude is playing a sad song to make it better. ~ Remember to let him under your skin, and you'll feel better... This is actually Julian Lennon, who for some reason is called Jude...Any time he feels the pain he refrains from carrying the world upon his shoulders..dah dah dah dah dah dah dah... make it better, better, better, better BETTER! YAAAAAH! ~ 2|128 128 1000 S 33 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #9475 martha dog sheepdog~ Martha~ A big, fluffy old sheepdog plays with you as you approach. ~ Martha is in the thick of it, so she is holding her head up and helping herself to what is all around her...Silly girl! Be careful, the dog's been taught to be a thief... ~ 2|4|128 8|32 0 S 22 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 2 #9476 ono yoko~ Yoko Ono~ A spindly, screechy-voiced creature caterwauls at you! ~ Yayayayayayayayayaya! She doesn't stop! Quick, kill her now, and save the world from 20 more years of this. ~ 2|4|128 0 0 S 6 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 2 #9477 mustard mister mean~ Mean Mister Mustard~ A grumpy old man with a 10 pound note stuck up his nostrils swears at you. ~ This mean old man is the biggest miser out- he sleeps in the dark to save paper. He is a total embarrassment to Pam; he even swears at the Queen! What a dirty old man! ~ 2|4|32|64 8|8192 -1000 S 22 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #9478 pam polythene~ Polythene Pam~ Polythene Pam is here, dressed in drag in her polythene bag. ~ Polythene Pam is so good looking that she looks like a man. Wait a minute, she IS a man! or, HE is a man...She's the kind of the girl that makes the news of the world, and she's very attractively built. Yeah yeah yeah! ~ 2|4|128 0 400 S 25 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 0 #9479 desmond~ Desmond Jones~ Desmond Jones is on the way to the jeweler's store. ~ Desmond has a barrel in the marketplace...Perhaps you've seen it? He's saving up to build a home sweet home, with a couple of kids running in the yard. Then he'll be happy ever after. ~ 2|4|128 128 1000 S 17 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #9480 molly~ Molly Jones~ Molly Jones is preparing to audition for a singing spot with the band. ~ Molly is a pretty lass who ADORES her man Desmond. She can't wait till they build their dream home and start popping rugrats. Silly woman. ~ 2|4|128 128 1000 S 17 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 2 #9481 roberts doctor~ Doctor Roberts~ Doctor Roberts works for the National Health. ~ John's friend Doctor Roberts is available any time at all, and he'll help you understand and make you a better man. His licence is actually in jeopardy because the pretty little policemen caught him pushing amphetamines to the laughing children in Penny Lane... ~ 2|128 524288 0 S 37 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #9482 bill bungalow~ Bungalow Bill~ A big game hunter is out hunting tigers here. ~ He's the All-American bullet-headed Saxon mother's son. He is always accompanied by his mother and his elephant, so watch out for them too! ~ 2|128 128 0 S 42 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #9483 elephant~ Bungalow Bill's elephant~ A ponderous pachyderm plunges perilously close to you. ~ Bungalow Bill's elephant follows his master faithfully, and is not a monster you want to tangle with. ~ 2|8|64|256 8|32|128 400 S 44 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #9484 tiger~ A Tiger~ A Tiger leaps out and surprises you! ~ Look out! This ravenous beats will devour you! ~ 2|32|128 0 -400 S 44 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #9485 Mother mom~ Bungalow Bill's mother~ A middle-aged woman is looking for her son here. ~ "He look so fierce!" she butts in when you ask her whether it is right for Bill to kill so many animals. She is desperate to find him- he always takes her along in case of accidents, but they became separated in the jungle. ~ 2|8|128 128 400 S 44 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 2 #9486 marvel captain~ Captain Marvel~ Captain Marvel zaps you right between the eyes! ~ Watch out! This over-zealous superhero is suffering from a testosterone overdose and has decided you need zapping! ~ 2|8|32 128|524288 400 S 33 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #9487 meanie blue~ A Blue Meanie~ A berserk blue animation-lover's nightmare leaps at you! ~ Vaguely spherical with short legs, this portly character is very upset he has been drawn so badly, and is taking it out on you! ~ 2|32|64 0 -1000 S 22 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 0 #9488 child~ A singing child~ A child sings "Hey, Bungalow Bill! What did you kill?" ~ Some little brat is singing nonsense in a high-pitched voice. As you stare, he asks you if it is a sin to kill. Grinning evilly, you brandish your weapon and reply- "let's find out!" ~ 2|4|128 0 400 S 11 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #9489 madonna lady~ Lady Madonna~ Lady Madonna is wondering how to makes ends meet. ~ Madonna can never find the money to pay the rent- she must think its heaven-sent. With her baby at her breast and her children at her feet, see how she runs! ~ 2|128 0 400 S 17 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 2 #9490 kite~ Mister Kite~ Mister Kite is the MC for this little circus. ~ For his benefit, there will be a show tonight on the trampoline. He's going to take on the world with his men and horses and hoops and garters lastly through a hogshead of real fire. Mister Henderson will being doing ten summersets, a formidable achievement. ~ 2|128 128|524288 1000 S 50 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #9491 people~ Rocking-Horse people~ Rocking-Horse people smile as you drift past the incredibly high flowers. ~ Eating marshmallow pie, these peculiar people congregate together on this bridge, greeting you amiably and wishing you a safe journey. ~ 2|4|128 0 1000 S 11 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 0 #9492 porter plasticine~ A Plasticine Porter~ A porter made of modelling clay offers to carry your bags. ~ This friendly fellow smiles as he grabs for your bags, in an attempt to carry them for you. Friendliness is one thing, but this guy is a thief! ~ 2|4|128 0 0 S 11 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 0 #9493 fool~ A fool~ This fellow sits watching the sun going down. ~ Day after day, he sits here all alone, perfectly still. No-one wants to know him, because he's an idiot and utterly boring. I mean, all he does is sit here all day while the eyes in his head see the world spinning round. ~ 2|128 128|524288 400 S 30 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #9494 flattop~ Old flat-top~ Here comes old flat-top, grooving up slowly. ~ This guys has GOT to be good-looking 'cos he's so hard to see. he has ju-ju eyeballs, hair down to his knees and he's one holy roller. With his BAG productions, walrus gumboots, mojo filter and his roller-coaster he's one spinal cracker. He just does what he pleases- one thing he can tell you is you've got to be free. ~ 4|128|262144 2|8|128|512|32768|524288|1048576 1000 S 50 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #9495 conductor~ The conductor~ The conductor grimly demands to see your ticket. ~ This fellow may seem a dour old sort, but he's a real softie at heart. He has a tremendous crush on Ringo's aunt- if only he'd do something about it! ~ 2|8|64 8|128 400 S 22 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #9496 man nowhere~ A nowhere man~ A Nowhere Man is sitting here making plans for nobody. ~ This fellow is a lot like you and me- he has no point of view and he doesn't know where he's going to. He's in no hurry, for the world is at his command. ~ 2|128 0 0 S 14 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #9497 nicola girl~ Little Nicola~ A cheerful little girl politely informs you that you are NOT the walrus. ~ A patron of the Magical Mystery Tour bus lines, Little Nicola is a dear little child with a fondness for balloons and George. ~ 2|4|128 0 500 S 9 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 2 #9498 aunt~ Ringo's aunt~ Ringo's aunt glares at you and begins to berate you. ~ Poor Ringo. Having to put up with THIS all day long...It'll really spoil the trip...Why don't you make it easier on him and do the old bag in? ~ 2|8|128 8 0 S 20 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 2 #9499 lucy~ Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds~ Lucy floats in the sky here. ~ Above the river, Lucy floats among the clouds, enjoying the view. She smiles at you and you feel enriched being in her presence. She looks a little like a picture drawn by a child, but at the same time she strangely reminds you of hallucinogens. ~ 2|64 2|8|128 1000 S 44 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 2 #9500 octopus~ An octopus~ An octopus bids you welcome! ~ This is the octopus who owns the garden you are currently exploring. He enjoys company, and is happy to have you stay, so long as you don't disturb anything. A close friend of Ringo's he has been granted considerable power by the ringed one and it is inadvisable to mess with him. ~ 2|4|8|64|2048 4|8|128 1000 S 47 0 0 0d0+0 0d0+0 0 0 8 8 1 #0 #OBJECTS #9425 face~ a face~ A face kept in a jar by the door. Who is it for? ~ ~ 9 1 1|16 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 A 2 1 A 24 -1 #9426 jar~ a jar~ A jar sits by the door. ~ ~ 15 0 0 2 1 0 0 1 0 0 #9427 dirt~ some dirt~ Some graveyard dirt from Father MacKenzie's hands. ~ ~ 13 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 #9428 socks~ a pair of darned socks~ Father MacKenzie's socks, freshly darned. ~ ~ 9 0 1|64 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 #9429 suit satin~ a shiny pink satin suit~ A shiny pink satin suit has been (purposely?) dropped here. ~ ~ 9 1|2 1|8 0 0 0 0 10 0 0 A 1 1 A 5 2 A 13 25 A 17 -15 A 18 3 A 24 -3 #9430 moustache~ sgt. Pepper's moustache~ Sgt. Pepper's moustache has been torn off and left here. ~ ~ 9 1 1|16 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 A 3 2 A 4 2 A 12 30 #9431 suit shiny~ a shiny lime-green band suit~ A shiny lime-green Lonely Heart's Club band suit lies here. ~ ~ 9 1|2 1|8 0 0 0 0 20 0 0 A 13 20 A 19 2 #9432 microphone~ billy Shear's microphone~ Billy Shear's Microphone is here. ~ ~ 5 2 1|8192 0 0 0 7 15 0 0 A 18 2 A 19 2 #9433 photograph~ a photograph~ A photograph of someone's head has been left here. ~ ~ 13 0 1|16384 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 #9434 razor~ a barber's razor~ A vicious-looking barber razor lies here. ~ ~ 5 1|64 1|8192 0 0 0 3 15 0 0 A 18 -2 A 19 8 #9435 mac macintosh raincoat~ a bright yellow mackintosh~ Someone has forgotten their mackintosh. ~ ~ 9 1 1|8 0 0 0 0 10 0 0 A 5 2 A 13 10 A 17 -10 #9436 hourglass~ the fireman's hourglass~ The fireman's hourglass lies forgotten here. ~ ~ 3 1|64 1|16384 18 4 4 59 10 0 0 #9437 portrait~ a portrait of the queen~ A portrait of Queen Elizabeth II has been carelessly dropped here. ~ ~ 13 128|4096 1|16384 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 #9438 poppies~ poppies sold from a tray~ Some poppies sold from a tray lie here. ~ ~ 26 1|64 1|16384 20 3 56 16 5 500 0 #9439 tray~ a tray~ A tray for poppy-selling sits neglected here. ~ ~ 15 0 1|16384 60 1 0 0 20 0 0 #9440 knickers underwear~ a pair of frilly pink knickers~ A pair of frilly pink knickers have fallen off some poor girl. ~ ~ 9 128|4096 1|32 0 0 0 0 20 0 0 A 2 -3 A 14 -100 A 18 -2 #9441 stockings~ sexy stockings~ A pair of sexy stockings have been left here. ~ ~ 9 0 1|32 0 0 0 0 10 0 0 A 2 2 A 14 50 #9442 collar~ a priest's collar~ A priest's collar, which looks very uncomfortable, lies here. ~ ~ 9 128|1024|4096 1|4 0 0 0 0 10 0 0 A 2 -1 A 12 25 A 24 -3 #9443 pair walrus tusks tusk~ a pair of walrus tusks~ A pair of yellowish tusks have been torn from some poor Walrus.~ ~ 9 1|16|1024 1|16384 0 0 0 0 20 0 0 A 1 2 A 13 50 A 18 3 A 19 6 #9444 cigarettes pack~ a pack of cigarettes~ A pack of filthy, choking-smoking cigarettes lies here.~ ~ 19 16|128|4096 1|16384 1 0 0 1 2 0 0 #9445 rice~ some rice~ Some rice lies on the floor. Must've been a wedding recently. ~ ~ 19 0 1|16384 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 #9446 sermon~ a sermon~ Father MacKenzie's neglected sermon is here. ~ ~ 2 64 1|16384 8 38 0 0 2 0 0 #9447 cloth cleaning~ a cleaning cloth~ A cloth for cleaning fire engines is here. ~ ~ 13 0 1|16384 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 #9448 script~ a play script~ This script from a play makes you feel as if you are in one. You are. ~ ~ 2 64 1|16384 20 56 0 0 2 0 0 #9449 donut~ a half-eaten donut~ A half-eaten donut is here. Eeyew! ~ ~ 19 0 1|16384 2 0 0 0 1 0 0 #9450 hat~ an egg-shaped hat~ An egg-shaped hat floats along here. ~ ~ 9 1|2|32768 1|16 0 0 0 0 10 0 0 A 3 -1 A 4 -1 A 14 100 #9451 robes~ some loose-fitting robes~ Some loose-fitting robes float here. ~ ~ 9 1|2|32768 1|8 0 0 0 0 10 0 0 A 2 2 A 18 2 #9452 jubes~ goo goo goo jubes~ Some Goo goo goo jubes are scattered here. Yum! ~ ~ 19 1 1|16384 10 0 0 0 10 0 0 #9453 bra~ a peek-a-boo bra~ A peek-a-boo bra has been lost by its owner. Oh dear. ~ ~ 9 32 1|8 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 A 2 1 A 5 -1 A 17 5 A 18 2 #9454 mug~ an Edgar Allen Poe coffee mug~ A coffee mug bearing a sketch and a synopsis of Poe is here. ~ ~ 17 0 1|16384 2 2 12 0 3 0 0 #9455 bowtie~ a smart-looking bowtie~ A smart-looking bowtie stolen from a penguin is here. ~ ~ 9 1 1|4 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 A 5 3 A 17 -10 #9456 cap coonskin~ a coonskin cap~ A coonskin cap is here. ~ ~ 9 0 1|16 0 0 0 0 3 0 0 A 3 -1 A 4 -1 A 18 -3 A 19 3 #9457 bible~ gideon's bible~ Gideon's bible can be found in every hotel room across the nation. ~ ~ 1 1|64 1|16384 0 0 10 0 5 0 0 A 14 25 #9458 gun~ a gun~ A Winchester rifle has been left here. ~ ~ 13 0 1|16384 0 0 0 0 10 0 0 #9459 garter~ a sexy garter~ Lil's garter is no longer on her leg! ~ ~ 9 0 1|32 0 0 0 0 3 0 0 #9460 dress~ a frilly hoe-down dress~ Lil's frilly hoe-down dress is no longer on her body! ~ ~ 9 0 1|8 0 0 0 0 8 0 0 #9461 gin bottle~ a bottle of gin~ A bottle of gin- just what the doctor ordered! ~ ~ 17 0 1|16384 4 4 16 0 4 0 0 #9462 briefcase~ a sturdy leather briefcase~ This sturdy leather briefcase looks very expensive. ~ ~ 9 0 1|512 0 0 0 0 15 0 0 A 17 -20 A 23 -4 A 24 -4 #9463 rolex watch~ an expensive-looking watch~ This expensive-looking watch's gotta be a ROLEX! ~ ~ 9 1 1|4096 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 A 12 25 A 12 25 #9464 suit~ a Savile Row suit~ A Savile Row suit which is tailored to fit someone else. ~ ~ 9 0 1|8 0 0 0 0 10 0 0 A 2 -2 A 14 -50 A 17 -25 #9465 beads prayer krishna~ krishna prayer beads~ Everybody is wearing these Krishna (TM) prayer beads this year! ~ ~ 9 1 1|4 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 A 4 2 A 12 25 #9466 robe saffron~ a saffron robe~ Everybody is wearing these Krishna (TM) saffron robes this year! ~ ~ 9 1 1|8 0 0 0 0 10 0 0 A 4 2 A 12 25 #9467 drum~ a drum~ A drum! So that's where that pounding noise was coming from...~ ~ 13 2 1|16384 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 #9468 cymbals~ some finger cymbals~ Finger Cymbals! So that's where that tinny tinkling was coming from... ~ ~ 9 2 1|2 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 A 18 -2 #9469 belt chain~ a chain belt~ A fashionable chain belt is here. ~ ~ 9 1 1|4096 0 0 0 0 25 0 0 A 2 -2 A 17 -20 #9470 sitar~ a sitar of yowling~ A sitar! What a horrible screeching sound it makes! ~ ~ 4 2 1|16384 35 7 7 0 20 0 0 #9471 manuscript~ a manuscript~ A manuscript begins with "Dear sir or madam will you read my book". ~ ~ 13 0 1|16384 0 0 0 0 15 0 0 #9472 spectacles glasses specs~ john Lennon's spectacles~ John Lennon's spectacles have been left behind by their owner. ~ ~ 9 64 1|16 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 A 3 3 A 12 50 A 17 -10 A 18 5 A 24 -5 #9473 reefer joint pot~ a reefer~ A reefer belonging to a famous rock star burns away here. ~ ~ 26 128|4096 1|16384 50 56 73 36 100 0 0 A 2 -3 A 3 -3 A 4 -3 #9474 ring~ ringo's ring~ One of Ringo's many rings is here. ~ ~ 9 1|64|256|1024 1|2 0 0 0 0 45 0 0 A 2 3 A 5 3 A 12 50 A 14 50 A 17 -20 A 18 2 A 19 2 A 24 -2 #9475 beads~ george's beads~ George's prayer beads are apparently no longer on George... ~ ~ 9 1|2|64|256|1024|32768 1|4 0 0 0 0 50 0 0 A 3 3 A 4 3 A 12 50 A 14 25 A 23 -3 A 24 -3 #9476 cap~ a cap~ A cap that makes you look much older. ~ ~ 9 0 1|16 0 0 0 0 15 0 0 A 0 10 A 13 20 A 18 2 #9477 bag~ a bag~ A bag across your shoulder makes you look a little like a military man. ~ ~ 15 0 1|256 150 4 0 0 25 0 0 #9478 book white little~ a little white book~ Someone uses this little white book to write tickets! get rid of it! ~ ~ 13 0 1|16384 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 #9479 money~ some money!~ Someone has put some money here. ~ ~ 20 1 1|16384 5234 0 0 0 0 0 0 #9480 bag brown~ a big brown bag~ A big brown bag that looks as if it should contain money! ~ ~ 15 0 0 5 1 0 0 100 0 0 #9481 glasses~ a pair of silly glasses~ Whoever wears these is trying to look like John Lennon. ~ ~ 13 128|4096 1|16 0 0 0 0 10 0 0 #9482 book~ a book~ The title of this book is "How to write John Lennon songs". ~ ~ 13 128|4096 1|16384 0 0 0 0 25 0 0 #9483 synthesizer keyboard~ an electronic keyboard~ Julian Lennon's electronic keyboard is here. ~ ~ 13 128|4096 1|16384 0 0 0 0 50 0 0 #9484 collar~ martha's dog collar~ Martha's dog collar is obviously not on Martha. ~ ~ 9 128|4096 1|4 0 0 0 0 40 0 0 A 4 -3 A 13 20 A 17 -10 #9485 leash~ martha's leash~ Martha's leash is USUALLY affixed to Martha... ~ ~ 5 0 1|8192 0 0 0 4 15 0 0 #9486 sun-glasses~ a pair of large sun-glasses~ Gee these sun-glasses sure look a LOT like ski goggles. ~ ~ 13 0 1|16 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 #9487 coat sealskin~ a baby sealskin coat~ A baby sealskin coat? Oops! Isn't this item VERY politically incorrect? ~ ~ 13 0 1|8 0 0 0 0 10 0 0 #9488 note~ a ten-pound note~ This crumpled ten pound note has been up someone's nose! Eeyew! ~ ~ 20 0 1|16384 10 0 0 0 1 0 0 #9489 bra~ a padded bra~ Someone uses this bra to look more female. ~ ~ 13 0 1|8 0 0 0 0 15 0 0 #9490 panties~ a pair of padded panties~ Someone uses these panties to look more female. ~ ~ 13 0 1|32 0 0 0 0 30 0 0 #9491 wig~ a wig~ Someone uses this wig to look more female. ~ ~ 13 0 1|16 0 0 0 0 10 0 0 #9492 hammer silver~ maxwell's silver hammer~ Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer comes down on your head! ~ ~ 5 2 1|8192 0 0 0 8 20 4000 0 #9493 amphetamines speed~ some amphetamines~ Doctor Robert's specially prescribed little white pills. ~ ~ 26 2 1|16384 33 56 39 81 1 2500 0 #9494 gun~ a gun~ Bungalow Bill's gun is quite useless against the ravages of the TIGER! ~ ~ 13 1|2 1|16384 0 0 0 0 150 0 0 #9495 bandages~ some bandages~ Bungalow's Mom has some trusty bandages to fix you up! ~ ~ 4 1 1|16384 40 8 8 15 50 0 0 #9496 cape~ captain Marvel's cape~ Captain Marvel's cape floats past you. ~ ~ 13 1|64|32768 1|1024 0 0 0 0 10 0 0 #9497 baby~ a baby at the breast~ This baby is looking for a breast. ~ ~ 9 0 1|8 0 0 0 0 10 0 0 A 5 -2 A 13 25 A 14 -50 A 17 -10 #9498 stockings~ a pair of mended stockings~ Lady Madonna's tatty old stockings were mended on Thursday night. ~ ~ 9 1 1|64 0 0 0 0 10 0 0 A 2 1 A 14 150 #9499 children~ children at your feet~ These children are hanging off your feet! ~ ~ 9 128|4096 1|64 0 0 0 0 10 0 0 A 2 -2 A 14 -200 #9500 pie marshmallow~ marshmallow pie~ Mmmm! Marshmallow pie! ~ ~ 19 0 1|16384 5 0 0 0 5 0 0 #9501 tie lookingglass~ a looking-glass tie~ What a strange tie! It appears to be a looking-glass. ~ ~ 3 1|64 1|16384 10 5 5 4 10 0 0 #9502 grin foolish~ a foolish grin~ A foolish grin looking for an owner is here. ~ ~ 13 128|4096 1|16 0 0 0 0 50 0 0 A 3 -5 A 4 -5 A 14 -5 #9503 filter mojo~ a Mojo Filter~ Flattop's Mojo Filter is here. ~ ~ 4 2 1|16384 45 12 12 74 10 0 0 #9504 gumboots~ a pair of Walrus (TM) Gumboots~ Ooo! Someone has skinned the Walrus and made a pair of boots!~ ~ 9 1|2 1|64 0 0 0 0 50 0 0 A 2 2 A 13 20 A 17 -10 A 19 3 #9505 shoe brown old~ an old brown shoe~ George has stepped out of his old brown shoe- looks like it's yours.~ ~ 9 128|4096 1|64 0 0 0 0 50 0 0 A 2 -2 A 14 -250 #9506 guitar~ a weeping guitar~ George's guitar gently weeps here. ~ ~ 13 2 1|16384 0 0 0 0 10 0 0 #9507 chocolates box~ a box of chocolates~ A box of chocolates containing some Savoy Truffles is here. ~ ~ 19 0 1|16384 5 0 0 1 15 0 0 #9508 ticket~ a ticket to ride~ You may need this ticket if you want to ride... ~ ~ 18 2 1|16384 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 #9509 balalaika~ a balalaika rings out~ You hear a balalaika ringing out. Are you back in the USSR? ~ ~ 13 2 1|16384 0 0 0 0 10 0 0 #9510 flowers~ some yellow cellophane flowers~ Some yellow cellophane flowers are towering over your head. ~ ~ 13 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 #9511 flowers~ some green cellophane flowers~ Some green cellophane flowers are towering over your head. ~ ~ 13 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 #9512 barrow~ desmond's barrow~ Desmond's barrow sits here in the Marketplace. ~ ~ 12 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 #9513 trolley~ desmond's trolley~ Desmond's trolley is full of delicious-looking apples! ~ ~ 15 0 1|16384 100 1 0 0 25 0 0 #9514 ring~ a twenty-carat golden ring~ The ring Desmond bought for Molly is here! ~ ~ 8 1 1|2 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 #9515 apples~ some delicious apples~ Some delicious apples! ~ ~ 19 0 1|16384 6 0 0 0 5 0 0 #9516 sideboard~ an Ono sideboard~ An Ono sideboard stands against one wall. ~ ~ 15 0 0 200 8 292 0 0 0 0 #9517 finger monkey~ a monkey finger~ This monkey finger is the key to the Ono Sideboard! ~ ~ 18 2 1|16384 0 0 0 0 10 0 0 #9518 hoard~ a rock star's hoard~ A rock star's hoard of accumulated wealth lies here! take it! ~ ~ 20 1 1|16384 56732 0 0 0 0 0 0 #9519 armchair~ a diseased armchair~ This chair is too badly diseased to sit in! ~ ~ 12 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 #9520 trampoline~ mr. Kite's trampoline~ Mister Kite's trampoline is here. Try it out! ~ ~ 12 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 #9521 hogshead~ a hogshead of real fire~ Mr. Kite jumps men, horses, hoops and garters, lastly through this hogshead. ~ ~ 9 2|64|65536 1|1024 0 0 0 0 50 0 0 A 17 -20 #9522 taxi newspaper~ a newspaper taxi appears on the shore~ A newspaper taxi appears on the shore, waiting to take you away! ~ ~ 12 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 #9523 invitation~ an invitation~ This is an invitation to make a reservation. Roll up! Roll up! ~ ~ 18 0 1|16384 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 #9524 pilchard semolina~ a semolina pilchard~ A rotting pilchard lies here! Eeyew! ~ ~ 19 0 1|16384 1 0 0 1 1 0 0 #9525 invitation~ an invitation~ Let me take you down, 'cos I'm going to...Strawberry Fields! ~ ~ 18 1|1024 1|16384 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 #9526 balloon~ a balloon~ A shiny red balloon floats around here. ~ ~ 13 1|32768 1|16384 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 #9527 handbag~ a handbag~ Ringo's aunt's handbag is here. Better give it back to her... ~ ~ 15 0 1|16384 50 10 0 0 5 0 0 #9528 lipstick~ a lipstick stick~ Ringo's aunt's very best lipstick has fallen out of her purse! ~ ~ 3 2 1|16384 18 4 4 82 2 0 0 #9529 diamonds~ lucy's diamonds~ Forget the Hope Diamond! You have LUCY'S DIAMONDS! ~ ~ 8 1 1|16384 0 0 0 0 50 0 0 #9530 pass backstage~ a backstage pass~ >>>LOOK!!!<<< A BACKSTAGE PASS!!! WE'RE NOT WORTHY! WE'RE NOT WORTHY! ~ ~ 18 1|2 1|16384 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 #9531 tshirt t-shirt corporation~ a corporation t-shirt~ A sharp-looking t-shirt bearing the IBM logo. ~ ~ 9 1|64|128 1|8 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 A 1 -1 A 2 1 A 3 2 A 5 -1 A 12 50 A 18 -2 #9532 custard eye~ yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye~ There is some yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye. ~ ~ 19 2|128|512|4096 1|16384 5 0 0 1 10 0 0 A 5 -3 #9533 guitar~ a guitar without a guitarist~ A guitar has been abandoned here. How strange!~ ~ 4 2|1024 1|16384 10 5 5 38 5 0 0 #9534 guitar bass~ a bass guitar without a bassist~ A bass guitar has been abandoned here. How strange!~ ~ 9 2|1024 1|16 0 0 0 0 10 0 0 #9535 piano~ a piano without a pianist~ A piano has been abandoned here. How strange!~ ~ 9 2|1024 1|512 0 0 0 0 25 0 0 #9536 drum kit~ a drum kit without a drummer~ A drum kit has been abandoned here. How strange!~ ~ 9 2|1024 1|1024 0 0 0 0 20 0 0 #9537 stripes~ sgt. Pepper's stripes~ A set of sergeant's stripes has fallen off a sergeant... ~ ~ 9 1|64|1024 1|256 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 A 2 2 A 12 25 A 13 25 A 17 -10 A 19 2 #9538 picture~ an autographed picture of the Beatles~ An autographed picture of the Beatles by Klaus Voorman is here. ~ ~ 2 1 1|16384 30 57 19 77 5 0 0 #9539 boat~ a boat~ A boat has been moored here. ~ ~ 15 262144|524288 1 1000 0 0 1 50 0 0 #9540 ring diamond~ a diamond ring your baby bought for you~ A diamond ring your baby bought for you is here. ~ ~ 8 1 1|2 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 #9541 speciality local~ a bottle of the local speciality~ A bottle of the local speciality is here. ~ ~ 17 0 1|16384 5 5 8 0 5 0 0 #9542 tequila~ a bottle of tequila~ A bottle of tequila is here. ~ ~ 17 0 1|16384 5 5 16 0 5 0 0 #9543 firebreather~ a bottle of firebreather~ A bottle of firebreather is here. ~ ~ 17 0 1|16384 5 5 7 0 5 0 0 #9544 whiskey~ a bottle of whiskey~ A bottle of whiskey is here. ~ ~ 17 0 1|16384 5 5 5 0 5 0 0 #9545 beer~ beatle Beer!~ Beatle Beer! ~ ~ 17 0 1|16384 10 10 1 0 10 0 0 #9546 cocktail~ a Ringo cocktail~ A Ringo cocktail is fizzing away here... ~ ~ 17 0 1|16384 5 4 17 0 2 0 0 #9547 surprise cocktail~ octopus surprise~ Octopus surprise is a nice drop...Try it! ~ ~ 17 0 1|16384 10 10 4 0 10 0 0 #0 #ROOMS #9425 Entrance to Pepperland~ You are walking along a well-used road that leads towards a fabulously colourful and noisy conglomeration of shops, houses and roads that is collectively known as Pepperland. Populated by a bizarre array of people and fantastic creatures that defy the imagination, Pepperland is an area guaranteed to thrill you all. So feel free to walk on in and take a look around- but BE CAREFUL! Not all in Pepperland is benign... Oh, you also see a small sign. Oh and there is ANOTHER sign, a plaque mounted on a rock. ~ 0 4|1024 2 D1 the magical mystery tour~ ~ 0 -1 9426 D3 a path outside~ ~ 0 -1 22142 E sign small~ The sign says : ********************************************************************** * W E L C O M E T O P E P P E R L A N D * ********************************************************************** * AN AREA CREATED ESPECIALLY FOR ANONYMUD (ANON 1.0) BUT USABLE ON * * ANY MERC MUD. PEPPERLAND IS BASED ON THE SONGS OF JOHN LENNON, PAUL* * McCARTNEY, GEORGE HARRISON AND RINGO STARR, AND IS DEEPLY INDEBTED * * TO THEIR WONDERFUL MUSIC- MAY IT ALWAYS REMAIN POPULAR......... * ********************************************************************** * W R I T T E N B Y : Y A E G A R & A U R O R I X * ********************************************************************** ~ E plaque~ The plaque reads- "Welcome to Pepperland, Yaegar and Aurorix's contribution to AM. Pepperland is suitable for just about any level of character. We hope you have a good time, but must issue a small caveat- there are some VERY tough mobs in Pepperland, and some aggs too, so be sure to use con and scan an awful lot. Oh, BTW, if you die here, don't ask Yaegar for a CR. He warned you, and that will only prove that you didn't listen. :P" ~ S #9426 The Magical Mystery Tour Stops Here~ As you enter Pepperland, the first thing you see is a huge yellow bus full of people sitting by the side of the road. Evidently it has broken down. The passengers are starting to become agitated, some of them having disembarked, and a pretty tour guide is attempting to quieten them by starting a cheery singalong. You feel like joining in. ~ 0 0 2 D1 the road leading east beckons!~ ~ 0 -1 9439 D2 the Dewsbury road~ ~ 0 -1 9427 D3 the path out of Pepperland~ ~ 0 -1 9425 E bus~ The bus has a broken axle, though the driver is insisting that it has a gammy carburettor. Inquisitive passengers stare at you and you find this vaguely irritating. You notice that the bus is supposed to be heading along the Dewsbury Road, judging by its destination sign. ~ S #9427 Nowhere Land~ Heading along the Dewsbury road, you suddenly find yourself in a totally boring and featureless stretch of land, with nothing at all to differentiate it or distinguish it in the slightest. You determine to quickly move on before the boredom overcomes you. ~ 0 128 2 D0 the Dewsbury road~ ~ 0 -1 9426 D2 the Dewsbury road~ ~ 0 -1 9428 S #9428 A Bend in the Road~ At this point, the Dewsbury road turns sharply east, heading deeper into Pepperland, towards Penny Lane. You can hear laughing and singing in the distance, and you decide to quicken your pace. It sounds fun! ~ 0 0 2 D0 the Dewsbury road~ ~ 0 -1 9427 D1 the new road~ ~ 0 -1 9429 S #9429 A Junction in the Road~ You have reached the point where the Dewsbury road joins Penny Lane. The Dewsbury road ends here, while Penny Lane stretches north to Strawberry fields and south as far as you can see. A signpost is here. ~ 0 4 2 D0 the path to Strawberry Fields...let me take you down~ ~ 0 -1 9438 D2 Penny Lane!~ ~ 0 -1 9430 D3 the new road leads back to the old one~ ~ 0 -1 9428 S #9430 On Penny Lane~ You are travelling down a quaint cobbled lane lined with quaint, terrace-style houses. People come and go, bidding you good day, and you feel kinda warm. What a friendly place! South of here are such places as the barbershop and the marketplace...some finger pies would REALLY go down well, considering it's summer and all... ~ 0 0 1 D0 Penny Lane!~ ~ 0 -1 9429 D2 Penny Lane!~ ~ 0 -1 9431 D3 An old, seldom-used path runs this way~ ~ 0 -1 9524 E house terrace-style~ My, what a quaint-looking building. It looks as if the walls have been blackened by years of pollution. I'm sure the rooms inside are tiny, and the walls are paper-thin. ~ S #9431 Entrance to the Lonely Hearts Club~ You are standing outside the entrance to the famous "Lonely Hearts Club", with the legendary Sergeant Pepper's band in permanent residence. With any luck, you'll be able to see them perform tonight. You see a small sign near the doorway. ~ 0 0 1 D0 Penny Lane!~ ~ 0 -1 9430 D1 the door to the club is closed- you'd better open it before entering~ door~ 1 9523 9435 D2 Penny Lane!~ ~ 0 -1 9432 E sign~ The sign says, in bright bold letters- "It was twenty years ago today; Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play; They've been going in and out of style, But they're guaranteed to raise a smile. So let me introduce to you- the act you've known for all these years Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band!!! ~ S #9432 The Barbershop~ You are strolling by a barbershop in Penny Lane, outside of which congregate several people who appear to be examining something held by the barber. You may take a peek if you wish, but the barber sometimes goes away to shave another customer, and may not be here. It will be impossible for you to get inside for a shave- the barber has many clients and it would take months to obtain an appointment. ~ 0 0 1 D0 Penny Lane!~ ~ 0 -1 9431 D2 Penny Lane!~ ~ 0 -1 9433 S #9433 The Firestation~ You see a VERY impressive-looking firetruck parked outside a firestation that is currently closed, on account of it being a fire hazard...Someone sure looks after that firetruck, though, and you figure that whoever owns it cant be far away. Other shops in this area are open, but there is no-one inside- they are all outside busy being nice to each other! ~ 0 0 1 D0 Penny Lane!~ ~ 0 -1 9432 D2 Penny Lane ends in a roundabout~ ~ 0 -1 9434 E firetruck truck~ This firetruck is a well-maintained machine, having been freshly cleaned and polished by its proud owner, the fireman, who is incidentally the barber's brother. The fireman never actually puts out fires- that would dirty his clean machine! ~ S #9434 The Middle of the Roundabout~ You are standing in the middle of the roundabout that demarcates the end of Penny Lane and the beginning of the subsidiary roads that run in every direction from here. A bright blue bus shelter has been erected here, and thus this roundabout is frequently occupied by various people seeking transport to their homes. Several plants that look SUSPICIOUSLY like opium poppies grow wild here. ~ 0 0 1 D0 Penny Lane!~ ~ 0 -1 9433 D1 A subsidiary road~ ~ 0 -1 9518 D2 the market road~ ~ 0 -1 9522 D3 A subsidiary road~ ~ 0 -1 9523 E plant poppy poppies opium~ These plants are most definitely opium poppies, and they form a decent source of supply for the dealers that frequent this bus shelter, targeting the children in particular (maybe that's why they laugh so much...?). Don't take them- they are someone's private stash and you may end up being killed for touching them! ~ S #9435 Inside the Club~ You are in a brightly-lit club-room, packed with patrons who seem oblivious to your presence, for they are staring blankly at a scantily-clad woman on stage. As she gyrates about and removes another article of clothing, the crowd cheer madly and toss fivers onto the stage. ~ 0 8 0 D1 further into the club~ ~ 0 -1 9436 D3 back to the entrance~ ~ 0 -1 9431 E stripper woman~ You start watching the stripper too and find yourself quickly becoming mesmerized, but you can't tell whether it is due to her or due to the smoke, psychedelic lights and various substances drifting about the room. ~ S #9436 A Quiet Section of the Club~ This area of the club manages to escape much of the noise and smoke that fills the main section. It appears to be some sort of waiting room, where hopeful young musicians wait for a chance to audition with the Sergeant in the practice room to the north. Unfortunately, his standards are very high, and most leave here disappointed, their hopes and dreams smashed by a savage twist of musical fate. ~ 0 8|512 0 D0 The door to the practice room~ door~ 2 9530 9437 D3 back into the stripper's section~ ~ 0 -1 9435 S #9437 The Practice Room~ It is here that the Sergeant and his band jam. They are rather surprised at your intrusion, and the Sergeant coldly informs you that if you wish to audition, you should wait outside until called, otherwise you should leave the club. The band snigger at you as you attempt to stammer out a reply, and you begin to feel irritated, though it would NOT be a good idea to tangle with the Sergeant and his cats. ~ 0 8|8192 0 D2 this door leads back to the waiting room~ door~ 2 9530 9436 S #9438 South Entrance to Strawberry Fields~ You have passed into the south entrance into the 'fields. Many strange and unusual creatures inhabit this area, so beware! ~ 0 0 2 D0 strawberry fields~ ~ 0 -1 9439 D1 strawberry fields~ ~ 0 -1 9445 D2 road~ ~ 0 -1 9429 S #9439 West Entrance to Strawberry Fields~ You have passed into the west entrance to strawberry fields. Many strange and unusual creatures inhabit this area, so beware! You see a scrap of paper affixed to a tree. ~ 0 0 2 D0 strawberry fields~ ~ 0 -1 9440 D1 strawberry fields~ ~ 0 -1 9444 D2 strawberry fields~ ~ 0 -1 9438 D3 the magical mystery tour bus~ ~ 0 -1 9426 E paper tree~ The paper reads- "BEWARE THE WALRUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ~ S #9440 A Path Leading to a Garden~ This path leads towards a quaint English garden. ~ 0 0 2 D0 an English garden in the distance beckons!~ ~ 0 -1 9441 D1 strawberry fields~ ~ 0 -1 9443 D2 strawberry fields~ ~ 0 -1 9439 S #9441 An English Garden~ You enter this garden and immediately feel safe and secure. You want to sit here all day and wait for the sun, but you have a feeling that you'll achieve no more than get a tan from standing in the English rain. ~ 0 4|1024 2 D1 strawberry fields~ ~ 0 -1 9442 D2 strawberry fields~ ~ 0 -1 9440 S #9442 North Entrance to the Fields and Path to the English Garden~ You have entered an area from which paths to an English garden and north out of the Fields extend. ~ 0 0 2 D0 you see a church in the distance~ ~ 0 -1 9454 D1 strawberry fields~ ~ 0 -1 9449 D2 strawberry fields~ ~ 0 -1 9443 D3 you see a quaint English garden in the distance~ ~ 0 -1 9441 S #9443 A Crossroad in the Fields~ You have reached a crossroad in the fields. They seem to go on forever. ~ 0 0 2 D0 strawberry fields~ ~ 0 -1 9442 D1 strawberry fields~ ~ 0 -1 9448 D2 strawberry fields~ ~ 0 -1 9444 D3 strawberry fields~ ~ 0 -1 9440 S #9444 A Slight Depression in the Fields~ You have reached a point where the fields sink into a slight depression. There is a strong odour of fish. ~ 0 0 2 D0 strawberry fields~ ~ 0 -1 9443 D1 strawberry fields~ ~ 0 -1 9447 D2 strawberry fields~ ~ 0 -1 9445 D3 the west entrance~ ~ 0 -1 9439 S #9445 The Southern Edge of the Fields~ You have reached the southern edge of the fields. This area is particularly boring and featureless. ~ 0 0 2 D0 strawberry fields~ ~ 0 -1 9444 D1 strawberry fields~ ~ 0 -1 9446 D3 an exit from the fields~ ~ 0 -1 9438 S #9446 A Strange Section of the Fields~ This is an odd-looking area of the fields. It looks as if a band has been jamming here and was suddenly teleported away. ~ 0 0 2 D0 strawberry fields~ ~ 0 -1 9447 D1 strawberry fields~ ~ 0 -1 9453 D3 strawberry fields~ ~ 0 -1 9445 S #9447 A Slight Rise in the Fields~ The path you are travelling along ascends slightly here, terminating in a crossroads at the top of a small mound of pink earth. ~ 0 0 2 D0 strawberry fields~ ~ 0 -1 9448 D1 what looks like the Eiffel tower is in this direction~ ~ 0 -1 9452 D2 strawberry fields~ ~ 0 -1 9446 D3 strawberry fields~ ~ 0 -1 9444 S #9448 A Ridiculous Section of the Fields~ This area of the fields is rather ridiculous- purple and grey trees sprout up from bright yellow grass while scarlet clouds race across an indigo sky. ~ 0 0 2 D0 strawberry fields~ ~ 0 -1 9449 D1 an exit from the Fields~ ~ 0 -1 9451 D2 strawberry fields~ ~ 0 -1 9447 D3 strawberry fields~ ~ 0 -1 9443 S #9449 The Northernmost Extent of the Fields~ You have come as far north as you can in the fields, entering an area that looks like some sort of library, but bereft of books. You see a bright yellow sign near the east exit. ~ 0 0 2 D1 This area looks rather dangerous~ ~ 0 -1 9450 D2 strawberry fields~ ~ 0 -1 9448 D3 a northern exit from the fields~ ~ 0 -1 9442 E sign yellow~ The sign says, in VERY large purple letters- B E W A R E T H E W A L R U S ! ! ! ! ~ S #9450 The Walrus' Lair~ Why are you here? Didn't you see the signs? Didn't you read the warnings? You are going to DIE! But if you don't, this room appears to be rather deserted, assuming you've killed its occupant, although there is a rather tattered poster tacked to a tree. ~ 0 1 2 D2 an eastern exit from the fields~ ~ 0 -1 9451 D3 strawberry fields~ ~ 0 -1 9449 E poster tattered~ The poster is a faded picture of a strange, androgynous creature who looks like a waxworks puppet. Or maybe he's just undergone MAJOR plastic surgery. There are darts sticking out of it. ~ S #9451 The Eastern Exit from the Fields~ You have reached the eastern end of the Fields. A long and winding road to the east will take you out. The area you are in appears to be some sort of lounge, with tatty sofas and armchairs sitting about in the greenish pasture. You can smell pungent cigarette smoke. There is a sign pasted to a coffee table near the north exit. ~ 0 0 2 D0 this area looks VERY dangerous!~ ~ 0 -1 9450 D1 the long and winding road~ ~ 0 -1 9459 D2 what looks like the Eiffel tower is in this direction~ ~ 0 -1 9452 D3 strawberry fields~ ~ 0 -1 9448 E sign mauve~ The sign says, in sickly green letters- B E W A R E T H E W A L R U S ! ! ! ~ S #9452 The Eiffel Tower~ Through a bizarre rift in the space-time continuum, the Eiffel tower has been transported to this section of the fields, complete with surrounding gardens and roads. It actually looks rather ludicrous. High up near the top, you fancy that you can see small fish-like figures attempting to scale this metal edifice. ~ 0 0 2 D0 the eastern exit from the fields~ ~ 0 -1 9451 D2 strawberry fields~ ~ 0 -1 9453 D3 strawberry fields~ ~ 0 -1 9447 E tower eiffel~ This magnificent structure is the pride of Paris, though it seems to serve no practical purpose whatsoever, save to provide a challenge to Semolina Pilchards who wish to become mountaineers. Unfortunately, Pilchards have no limbs, so their attempts usually end in fatal failure. ~ S #9453 Far South-East Corner of the Fields~ You have reached the corner of the Fields where nothing at all is real, as usual...there is absolutely nothing to get hung about. But flying pigs are common here, so look out! ~ 0 0 2 D0 what looks like the Eiffel tower is in this direction~ ~ 0 -1 9452 D3 strawberry fields~ ~ 0 -1 9446 S #9454 Path to a Quaint Little Church~ You are strolling along a path that leads to a quaint little church, which is surrounded by some quaint little houses and a jolly little graveyard. People here seem awfully depressed and lonely, though, and most ignore your attempts to strike up a conversation. You notice a house to the left that looks rather familiar, though...Why don't you have a look? ~ 0 4 2 D0 towards the quaint little church~ church~ 0 -1 9455 D2 the northern entrance to the Strawberry Fields~ ~ 0 -1 9442 E house~ You recognize this house from before, when you came to the door, and there was no reply. You telephoned, was told no-one was home, but that was a lie- you looked up and saw the light and nearly died. These bad memories deter you from entering and you quickly continue. ~ S #9455 Eleanor Rigby's House~ You are standing outside the house of Eleanor Rigby, a well- known resident of this hamlet. However, she is very poor, and extremely lonely, so perhaps she could do with some cheering up? Her door is unlocked and open, should you wish to enter. ~ 0 0 1 D0 the church~ ~ 0 -1 9457 D2 towards the Strawberry Fields~ ~ 0 -1 9454 D3 inside Eleanor's house~ ~ 1 -1 9456 S #9456 Inside Eleanor's House~ Eleanor's house is very neat and tidy, filled with quaint oak and pine furnishings and various little trinkets that she has saved over the long years. But the house has an air of sadness and depression about it, and you almost feel yourself moved to tears. A photo on the wall above the mantelpiece catches your eye. ~ 0 1|8 0 D1 outside the house~ ~ 1 -1 9455 E photo photograph~ The photograph is one of Eleanor and her Bert, taken before he was killed in the war. Eleanor never fully recovered from his death, and it has caused her permanent sadness and depression to this day. ~ S #9457 Outside the Church~ You are standing outside the church, a well-kept, quaint little building which is currently empty. However, scattered rice and streamers show you that it has only recently emptied- it looks as if there has been a wedding or something. Despite these signs of happy occasions, there is still a palpable air of sadness and loneliness about the place of worship. There is a graveyard to the east. ~ 0 0 1 D0 inside the church~ church~ 0 -1 9517 D1 graveyard~ graveyard~ 0 -1 9458 D2 outside eleanor's house~ ~ 0 -1 9455 S #9458 The Graveyard~ This is the final resting place of the inhabitants of this hamlet, and at a quick count you estimate there to be 64 graves in this yard. It is orderly, and quite pleasant, as far as graveyards go. Father Mackenzie is usually here- he strives to protect the rest of the dead as best he can. But he does not enjoy the task- the poor man has laid to rest more friends than he cares to remember. ~ 0 1 1 D3 the path back to the church~ ~ 0 -1 9457 S #9459 The Long and Winding Road~ You have embarked upon a journey along the Long and Winding Road, which will eventually lead to your door. Events still seem to be leading you back to this road. Who knows where it will end this time? You set off along its winding length. ~ 0 0 2 D1 towards Abbey road~ ~ 0 -1 9460 D3 back to the Fields~ ~ 0 -1 9451 S #9460 The Junction of the Long and Winding and Abbey Roads~ You have reached the junction of two of the most important roads in Pepperland, for along these roads are the homes of the Beatles! In addition, many other strange and unusual creatures lurk about, including the mysterious, hard-to-see Flattop... ~ 0 0 2 D1 the long and winding road~ ~ 0 -1 9461 D2 abbey road~ ~ 0 -1 9493 D3 the long and winding road~ ~ 0 -1 9459 S #9461 A Bend in the Long and Winding Road~ The road certainly IS long and winding! You are rounding a bend in the road, where you can go to Abbey Road or Your Door, which opens onto the hoe-down, a rough-and-tumble gin-joint. In the distance to the north is the Sea of Holes, which along with the Sea of Time is home to Ringo's Yellow Submarine and his friend the Octopus' garden. ~ 0 0 2 D0 outside the hoedown~ ~ 0 -1 9462 D3 the long and winding road~ ~ 0 -1 9460 S #9462 Your Door~ As you can see, the Long and Winding road eventually leads to Your Door. Behind this door is the hoe down, which is frequented by the residents of the nearby Black Mining Hills of Dakota, a dull and uninspiring place (which is probably why all its residents spend their time drinking). The Hills are visible in the distant east, and they are certainly BLACK. ~ 0 4 -1 D0 the road to the sea~ ~ 0 -1 9469 D1 your door~ door~ 1 0 9463 D2 the long and winding road~ ~ 0 -1 9461 S #9463 The Bar~ You have entered the main room of the hoe down, which is mostly filled by a huge, battered-looking oak bar that has come into contact with more alcohol than Ted Kennedy. A couple of dozen patrons stare at you with surly faces, and then turn back to their drinks. You can order a drink if you wish; they are too busy drinking to pay you any more heed. Or, you can head towards the sound of piano music to the east, or a rickety staircase to the south. ~ 0 8 0 D1 a honky tonk piano can be heard in this direction~ ~ 0 -1 9465 D2 a rickety staircase heading up~ ~ 0 -1 9464 D3 back out of the hoedown~ ~ 0 -1 9462 E bar~ The bar is covered with scrawls of graffiti, such as "Pete Best rules! Ringo sucks!", "Stu Sutcliffe is a stiff!" and "Make love, not babies!" ~ S #9464 A Rickety Stairwell~ This stairway seems quite dangerous, but it is sturdy enough to support the weight of the lumbering behemoths downstairs, so it will certainly support yours. Up are some private guest rooms, while down are the patrons of the hoe down. ~ 0 8 0 D0 the main room~ ~ 0 -1 9463 D4 private rooms~ ~ 0 -1 9468 S #9465 A Honky-Tonk Room~ You see several drunk customers in this rooms attempting to tear clothes off some buxom whores who are dancing and flirting with the patrons while and elderly gent pounds away on a decrepit looking piano. The patrons ignore you when you enter, so you are free to settle down and watch the show or leave as you wish. ~ 0 8 0 D3 the main room~ ~ 0 -1 9463 S #9466 Rocky's Room~ You are in Rocky Raccoon's room, a rather neat sleeping area considering the state of the rest of the hoe down. It looks as if someone has actually made an effort to clean the room. A fairly clean window affords a decent view of the Black Mining Hills in the east. ~ 0 1|8 0 D0 a rickety stairwell~ ~ 1 -1 9468 S #9467 Nancy's Room~ One of the whores from downstairs sleeps here. She stole Rocky's heart, then dumped him for Dan, who now sleeps in her room, the next one here at the hoe down. What a jerk. Hope Rocky gets him. But he sure looks mean...Rocky had better be careful, 'cos Daniel is hot. ~ 0 1|8 0 D2 a rickety stairwell~ ~ 1 -1 9468 S #9468 At the Top of the Rickety Stairwell~ You are standing at the top of a rather shaky-looking conglomeration of pine and nails, and you can't believe you safely ascended the safety hazard and did not fall. However, it has proved its strength and you can safely return down if you'd like (though I wouldn't risk it too many times; if you DO fall, you will need medical attention, and did you see the state of the doctor as you entered???). ~ 0 1|8 0 D0 nancy's room~ ~ 0 -1 9467 D2 rocky's room~ ~ 0 -1 9466 D5 back down to the main room~ ~ 0 -1 9464 S #9469 The Road to the Sea~ You are strolling along a pleasant lane that leads to the Sea of Holes to the north, and the Long and Winding Road to the south. Many strange folk travel this road, and you never know just WHO you'll run into! ~ 0 0 2 D0 blue jay way~ ~ 0 -1 9471 D1 a dead end~ ~ 0 -1 9470 D2 your door~ ~ 0 -1 9462 S #9470 A Dead End~ This is a rather unremarkable dead end, with no houses or pretty trees to admire. You wonder just exactly why its here. It looks like the sort of place English actors would take prostitutes for indecent activities ...Nah! Not in PEPPERLAND! There is an ATM on one wall, though, for those "convenient" cash withdrawals... ~ 0 1|16384 1 D3 a road to the sea~ ~ 0 -1 9469 S #9471 Blue Jay Way~ There's a Fog upon L.A...Be careful not to lose your way! George's house is west of here, along Blue Jay Way...He is expecting some friends, but they got lost, so he is rather down. Perhaps you can go cheer him up? Alternatively, there is a rather gloomy-looking area to the east you can explore... ~ 0 1|4 1 D0 the seashore~ ~ 0 -1 9480 D1 gloomy area~ ~ 0 -1 9527 D2 the road to the sea~ ~ 0 -1 9469 D3 the house of sir frank crisp~ ~ 0 -1 9472 S #9472 The House of Sir Frank Crisp~ What a lovely house! A magnificent mansion rises up out of the fog, planted in the middle of a huge yard full of marvellous topiaries... WAITAMINUTE! This isn't LA! Through some bizarre spatial anomaly, you have been transported half a world away to George's elegant Victorian mansion, known as Friar Park, on Paradise Road, just outside of Henley. No wonder his chums got lost! Oh well, you're here now, you might as well head on in... ~ 0 1|8|128|1024|8192 0 D3 inside the house~ ~ 0 -1 9473 S #9473 Inside the House~ You have entered the house, and are currently strolling along a corridor lined with suits of armour, statues and pretty paintings. Dozens of doors lead off the corridor on either side, and the mere thought of trying to inspect them all deters you from even trying. The exit behind you has sealed up- you can only proceed further into the house. ~ 0 8 0 D2 a long hallway~ ~ 0 -1 9474 D3 another guest room~ ~ 0 -1 9478 S #9474 A Long Hallway~ You are midway down a long hallway that runs north south through the house. The decor is the same as the entrance, and you stop to admire several skilfully rendered works by famous artists. You fancy you can hear a dreadful wailing sound coming from the south. ~ 0 8 0 D0 inside the house~ ~ 0 -1 9473 D2 a guest room~ ~ 0 -1 9475 S #9475 A Guest Room~ You are standing outside a guest room usually occupied by George's friend Ravi Shankar, who is also attempting to instruct the Liverpudlian lad in the art of Sitar playing, but is meeting with little success. What a din! ~ 0 8 0 D0 a long hallway~ ~ 0 -1 9474 D3 a sun room~ ~ 0 -1 9476 S #9476 A Sun Room~ You have entered an annex of the house which functions as a sun room, and George or one of his pals can usually be found here jamming, smoking weed or meditating. It is a quiet, peaceful place, and you feel completely at ease (the lingering odour of pot probably has something to do with it...) ~ 0 8 0 D0 a path outside~ ~ 0 -1 9477 D1 a guest room~ ~ 0 -1 9475 S #9477 A Path Outside~ You have reached a place in the house where an open archway allows access outside into a cheerful garden populated by more of the bizarre topiaries you saw in the front yard. The floor sure needs sweeping here. ~ 0 8 0 D0 another guest room~ ~ 0 -1 9478 D2 a sun room~ ~ 0 -1 9476 D3 a sunny garden~ ~ 0 -1 9479 S #9478 Another Guestroom~ You have reached another guestroom, this one being occupied usually by the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, affectionately known as the "Giggling Guru". The smell of strong imported incense assails your nostrils, which is in turn overpowered by an even stronger odour of burning hash (you think- of course you don't REALLY know what hash smells like, do you? :P). ~ 0 8 0 D1 inside the house~ ~ 0 -1 9473 D2 a path outside~ ~ 0 -1 9477 S #9479 The Sunny Garden~ Here comes the Sun! Do do do dooo! Everything is alright in this garden, which is usually occupied by George or one of his gang engaged in religious, musical and/or "recreational" activities. Of late, George's mentor, the Prabhupada, has been hanging out here, and if you're lucky you'll get to meet this wise and powerful man. ~ 0 0 2 D1 inside the house~ ~ 0 -1 9477 S #9480 A Dock~ You have reached the end of this road, where it terminates at a river that flows past tangerine trees into the Sea of Holes. You hear someone calling you, and you answer quite slowly- perhaps the marmalade sky is making you nauseous? ~ 0 0 2 D1 a bridge~ ~ 0 -1 9481 D2 blue jay way~ ~ 0 -1 9471 S #9481 A Bridge by a Fountain~ You have sailed down to a bridge by a fountain, where there are some odd-looking people. Far up in the sky above, you fancy you can see a little girl holding several bright and sparkling objects, but you would have to have wings to get up there. ~ 0 0 7 D1 a flowery shore~ ~ 0 -1 9482 D3 a dock~ ~ 0 -1 9480 D4 lucy's sky~ ~ 0 -1 9525 S #9482 A Flowery Shore~ You suddenly begin to smile as you drift past flowers that grow so incredibly high. This is certainly a relaxing journey! You feel as if you have entered the drug-influenced dreams of a rock star... What's that appearing on the shore??? ~ 0 0 7 D1 a train station~ ~ 0 -1 9483 D3 a bridge~ ~ 0 -1 9481 S #9483 A Train Station~ You have sailed into a small dock near a train station where you can disembark if you wish, and greet the porters, or continue to sail out into the Sea of Holes. ~ 0 0 1 D0 the sea of holes~ ~ 0 -1 9484 D2 dismal area~ ~ 0 -1 9530 D3 a flowery shore~ ~ 0 -1 9482 S #9484 The Sea of Holes~ You have sailed out into the Sea of Holes, a small stretch of multi-coloured water that laps gently at the shore of Pepperland. You fancy you can see a huge Yellow Submarine directly underneath your boat, and a coral reef to the north. Both look VERY interesting. ~ 0 0 7 D0 a coral reef~ ~ 0 -1 9485 D2 a train station~ ~ 0 -1 9483 D5 a yellow submarine~ ~ 0 -1 9487 S #9485 A Coral Reef in the Sea of Time~ You have sailed from the Sea of Holes into the Sea of Time, which is a much larger body of water that washes onto the shores of the lands of the fell Blue Meanies. You'd better be careful here...However, sanctuary seems to be at hand in the form of a pleasant undersea garden directly below you, if you wish. ~ 0 0 7 D2 the sea of holes~ ~ 0 -1 9484 D5 octopus' garden~ ~ 0 -1 9486 S #9486 The Octopus' Garden~ You have entered the tranquil domain of the Octopus, a magnificent magically lit undersea garden populated by every form of peaceful sea life imaginable. Schools of tiny silver fish dart by as you carefully tread along a quaint pebbled path towards a huge throne fashioned from a massive clam shell that holds the Octopus (hate to see the pearl...). This is his domain, so you'd better be polite. You feel totally safe and secure under the protection of the Octopus, and you have little doubt that the Octopus would be just as quick to attack you if you proved to be a foe as he would be to defend you should you prove to be a friend. The Octopus has powerful allies in Pepperland, and it would not do to incur his (or his allies') wrath. ~ 0 8|128 11 D4 the sea of time~ ~ 0 -1 9485 S #9487 The Hatch on the Yellow Submarine~ You have dived below the surface of the Sea of Holes and reached a hatch allowing access to Ringo's Yellow Submarine, where many of his friends live. It is always open to visitors, and it magically disappears when anyone wishes to enter, keeping out the water as you enter. Off you go! ~ 0 1|4 11 D4 the sea of holes~ ~ 0 -1 9484 D5 the yellow submarine~ ~ 0 -1 9488 S #9488 Inside the Submarine~ You are now safe and sound inside the Yellow Submarine, your belongings having become magically dry as you entered the magic air lock. The submarine is always described as yellow, and as you shield your eyes from the glow given off by the brilliant yellow walls you can see why. ~ 0 8 0 D1 further inside the submarine~ ~ 0 -1 9490 D4 the hatchway of the submarine~ ~ 0 -1 9487 S #9489 A Cabin in the Submarine~ You have entered a neat, well-kept cabin in the submarine, with the same yellow walls, which are partly covered by several portraits of Ringo and the gang, including a nicely-done autographed sketch by Klaus Voorman, which doesn't look too hard to steal... ~ 0 8 0 D2 further inside the submarine~ ~ 0 -1 9490 S #9490 Further Inside the Submarine~ You have reached a junction, where open hatchways allow access to a stateroom to the north, or a pleasant-looking bar to the south. The walls are just as sickeningly bright here as they are near the entrance, and you wonder how the residents put up with it...You feel like you're in a cartoon. ~ 0 8 0 D0 a cabin~ ~ 0 -1 9489 D2 a bar~ ~ 0 -1 9491 D3 submarine~ ~ 0 -1 9488 S #9491 A Cocktail Bar~ You have entered a nicely-decorated cocktail bar, with velvet wall coverings hiding the obnoxious yellow paintwork. "You Know My Name" is playing on loudspeakers somewhere, and a very odd-looking bartender introduces himself as Dennis O'Dell. You are starting to get that strange not-all-here-is-real feeling again... ~ 0 8 0 D0 further inside the submarine~ ~ 0 -1 9490 S #9492 Some Pot-holes in the Road~ You have entered Blackburn, Lancashire, which must have at least 4,000 pot-holes, or one twenty-sixth of a hole per person. You are also near the home of John Lennon, who resides with the mysterious Flattop and the Ono creature. Alternatively, you could leave, and return to Abbey Road. There is also an interesting school to the north, and a sinister- looking area to the south. ~ 0 0 1 D1 further on up the road~ ~ 0 -1 9501 D3 abbey road~ ~ 0 -1 9494 S #9493 A Zebra Crossing Along Abbey Road~ You are walking down Abbey Road. Up ahead, you see a zebra crossing, and a white Volkswagen with a yellow licence-plate that reads "LMW 28IF", which obviously shows beyond any doubt that Paul McCartney is dead. Any fool could see that. This road leads towards the man in question's house, as well as the house of John Lennon. ~ 0 0 1 D0 the long and winding road~ ~ 0 -1 9460 D2 a junction~ ~ 0 -1 9494 S #9494 A Junction~ You have reached a junction where Abbey Road is joined by a mysterious road that runs towards John Lennon's house. Abbey Road continues south toward Norwegian Wood, and north toward a zebra crossing. ~ 0 0 1 D0 a zebra crossing~ ~ 0 -1 9493 D1 some pot-holes. look out!~ ~ 0 -1 9492 D2 another junction~ ~ 0 -1 9495 S #9495 Another Junction~ You have reached another junction along Abbey Road, where you can head west towards Norwegian Wood, or continue south towards Paul's house, or north towards John's. ~ 0 0 1 D0 a junction~ ~ 0 -1 9494 D2 a turn in the road~ ~ 0 -1 9496 D3 norwegian wood~ ~ 0 -1 9509 S #9496 A Turn in the Road~ You have reached a bend in the road, where you can go on to Paul's house or return to Abbey Road. You see a building labelled "Apple Corps", on a street called Wigruff, but a multitude of long-haired people entering and exiting prohibit any attempt to gain entry. ~ 0 0 1 D0 abbey road~ ~ 0 -1 9495 D1 paul's house~ ~ 0 -1 9497 S #9497 Paul's House~ You have entered Paul's house, a rather elegant if poorly-kept apartment in a nice neighbourhood. You see a kitchen to the east, and some funny-looking rooms to the south. ~ 0 1|8 0 D1 kitchen~ ~ 0 -1 9498 D2 a room with a hole that needs fixing~ ~ 0 -1 9499 D3 a turn in the road~ ~ 0 -1 9496 S #9498 Paul's Kitchen~ You have entered Paul's kitchen, a seldom-used area of the house that contains little save for some unwashed dishes and a few half-finished cans of dog food. A sign on the wall says "Home Sweet Home". You fancy that you can smell a lingering odour of burning illegal substances...An open door to the east permits access to a yard containing a rather strange hill... ~ 0 1|8 0 D1 a foolish hill~ ~ 0 -1 9526 D3 paul's house~ ~ 0 -1 9497 S #9499 A Room With A Hole That Needs Fixing...~ This room has a hole where the rain gets in, stopping Paul's mind from wandering where it will go. Paul has been meaning to fix it for some time, along with some cracks that run through the door...You can smell dog in this room, very strongly, and you keep an eye out for Martha... ~ 0 1|8 0 D0 inside paul's house~ ~ 0 -1 9497 D2 a bathroom~ ~ 0 -1 9500 S #9500 A Bathroom~ You have entered a clean bathroom with an open window- it definitely appears as if someone has come in here recently...other than that, this room is uninteresting, unless you have a need to avail yourself of the facilities herein... ~ 0 1|8 0 D0 a room with a hole that needs fixing~ ~ 0 -1 9499 S #9501 Further On Up The Road~ You have come further on up the road, called "Footstep Drive", and you fancy you can hear Ringo asking you not to Pass Him By...But that is not possible, since you are near John's house, to the east, and a school to the north that appears to be closed down. A rather sinister area lies to the south... ~ 0 0 1 D0 a school~ ~ 0 -1 9505 D1 john's house~ ~ 0 -1 9503 D2 a sinister area~ ~ 0 -1 9502 D3 pot-holes... look out!~ ~ 0 -1 9492 S #9502 A Sinister Area~ You have reached a dark and evil area of pepperland, and you feel yourself strangely drained of power...Better be careful here! ~ 0 1|8|128|8192 0 D0 further on up the road~ ~ 0 -1 9501 S #9503 John's House~ You have entered the open doors of a veritable mansion, with nicely carved white marble sculptures standing beside you. You can continue inside if you wish- the place appears deserted save for some very ugly pieces of, for want of a better term, "art". ~ 0 1|8 0 D1 further inside~ ~ 0 -1 9504 D3 further on up the road~ ~ 0 -1 9501 S #9504 Further Inside The House~ You have entered further into John's house, and are confronted by a bizarre array of furniture and more weird modern art. You examine them, and fail to find any semblance of talent in them whatsoever. You can hear a strange, ear-hurting screeching coming from the east... ~ 0 1|8 0 D0 a bedroom~ ~ 0 -1 9508 D1 a bedroom~ ~ 0 -1 9507 D2 a living area~ ~ 0 -1 9506 D3 outside the house~ ~ 0 -1 9503 S #9505 A Deserted School~ You wander the grounds of a deserted school...Nothing has changed, its still the same. You are not sure, but you think you catch a whiff of stale cigarette smoke, Bryll cream and coffee from inside. Unfortunately, the doors are securely barred, and you cannot enter. Someone has scrawled "The Quarreymen Rule!" on one of the walls. ~ 0 1 0 D2 further on up the road~ ~ 0 -1 9501 S #9506 A Living Room~ More furniture, more ugly art...and some nice framed photographs of a girl named Prudence Farrow, with her sister Mia...This room is shaped like an onion, and is fashioned from a glass-like material that causes the world to seem very odd when stared through... ~ 0 1|8 0 D0 further inside the house~ ~ 0 -1 9504 S #9507 Yoko's Room~ AAAGH! What is that NOISE!?! Oh, HER! You were wondering when SHE would show up, weren't you??? Well, here's your chance to save the Beatles! Go get her! ~ 0 1|8 0 D3 further inside the house~ ~ 0 -1 9504 S #9508 Julian's Room~ This is Julian's room...Shhh! He may be sleeping! Though with those lively Liverpudlian lads always popping around, it is unlikely. There are some nice pictures on the walls here, and a nifty little plaque made of silver you might want to read... ~ 0 1 0 D2 further inside the house~ ~ 0 -1 9504 E plaque silver~ The plaque is from Paul to John, and it reads- "Dear John, Try to see it my way- do I have to keep on talking till I can't go on? While you see it your way, there's a chance that we might fall apart before too long. We can work it out!" Below this, John has written "Hey! Great idea for a song!" ~ S #9509 Norwegian Wood~ You have entered Norwegian Wood- isn't it good? John was here till 2 last night, then it was time for bed. He even had to sleep in the bath! You can hear a distant roaring sound from the south, and a small sign near the exit. ~ 0 1 3 D1 abbey road~ ~ 0 -1 9495 D2 the jungle~ ~ 0 -1 9510 E sign~ The sign says- "B E W A R E T H E T I G E R ! ! !" ~ S #9510 Entering The Jungle~ You have entered the deep and dark jungle, where the mighty tiger lies! Be careful here! However, Bungalow Bill may help you, though his protector Captain Marvel is a bit over-zealous and may attack you without provocation... ~ 0 1 3 D0 norwegian wood~ ~ 0 -1 9509 D2 deeper in the jungle~ ~ 0 -1 9511 S #9511 Deeper In The Jungle~ OOOO...It sure is getting dark in here! maybe you'd better head back... Be careful! You hear what sounds like the growl of a tiger, and the enraged trumpeting of a bull elephant. ~ 0 1 3 D0 the jungle~ ~ 0 -1 9510 D1 a clearing~ ~ 0 -1 9513 D2 deepest, darkest jungle~ ~ 0 -1 9512 S #9512 Deepest, Darkest Jungle~ You have ventured into the darkest area of the jungle, where the mighty tiger lies...I'm surprised you are still alive to read this... ~ 0 1 3 D0 deeper in the jungle~ ~ 0 -1 9511 D3 a jungle hut~ ~ 0 -1 9515 S #9513 A Clearing~ Pow! You are zapped right between the eyes! ~ 0 1 3 D2 a second clearing~ ~ 0 -1 9514 D3 deeper in the jungle~ ~ 0 -1 9511 S #9514 Another Clearing~ Phew! You must have gotten past that weirdo Captain Marvel...I hope his steaming turds now decorate that clearing...Bill might be around here, so keep an eye out...You can hear children singing, too... ~ 0 1 3 D0 a clearing~ ~ 0 -1 9513 S #9515 A Jungle Hut~ You have entered a hut, which is filled with bandages and medical kits. Bill's mom usually hangs out here, ready to tend to her son's injuries, inflicted by the mighty Tiger. ~ 0 1|8 0 D1 deepest, darkest jungle~ ~ 0 -1 9512 D2 a watering hole~ ~ 0 -1 9516 S #9516 A Watering Hole~ You have come to a watering hole, where Bill's elephant hangs out while not with his companion Bungalow Bill. The Elephant is a decent sort, but it wouldn't do to anger him... ~ 0 1 6 D0 a hut~ ~ 0 -1 9515 S #9517 The Altar~ You have reached the altar of Mother Mary, and she herself is here to tend to your wounds. You feel overawed in this place, and reel beneath her august presence. Magnificent stained-glass windows adorn the walls, and a very familiar painting by a famous Italian artists covers the ceiling. ~ 0 8 0 D2 the church~ ~ 0 -1 9457 S #9518 The Circus Is In Bishop's Gate!~ You hear, see and smell the sounds, sights and smells of a circus! How splendid! Mr. Kite's show is a spectacle to behold, and you are eager to enter. People rush past you, crying out in joy, espousing the virtues of Messrs K and H, who have assured the public that their production will be second to none. ~ 0 0 1 D0 a dressing room~ ~ 0 -1 9519 D1 the main ring~ ~ 0 -1 9520 D3 penny lane~ ~ 0 -1 9434 S #9519 A Dressing Room~ You have entered a dressing room, currently devoid of occupants, where the performers prepare for the show. You feel uncomfortable intruding on the sanctum of these lively troupers, and decide to quickly leave. ~ 0 1|8 0 D2 the entrance to the circus~ ~ 0 -1 9518 S #9520 The Main Ring~ WOW! The Main Ring! Men and horses, hoops and garters, hogsheads of REAL fire! Mr. Kite flies through the ring far overhead, performing his tricks without a sound, while Mr. Henderson demonstrates by undertaking ten summersets on solid ground! He has prepared for days, so expect a splendid show! ~ 0 8 0 D1 a second ring~ ~ 0 -1 9521 D3 entrance to the circus~ ~ 0 -1 9518 S #9521 A Second Ring~ You have entered a second ring, with more trapeze artists and clowns entertaining a delighted crowd with their tricks. You spot several faces in the audience that you recognize, such as Aleister Crowley, Bob Dylan, Mae West, Diana Dors, Oscar Wilde, Tyrone Power and Marlene Dietrich. ~ 0 8 0 D3 a ring~ ~ 0 -1 9520 S #9522 A Marketplace~ You have entered a marketplace where vendors are hawking their wares. One in particular catches your eye, as he has a barrow full of delicious-looking apples! You can linger if you wish, or move on to Bishop's Gate, to the east, where there appears to be a circus! ~ 0 0 1 D0 penny lane~ ~ 0 -1 9434 S #9523 A Street Corner~ The street ends in a corner here, which is a frequent hangout for the town bikes...You'd better watch your wallet here too! The houses here aren't nearly as nice as those in Penny Lane, and the people are surly and grim, instead of being cheerful and happy. ~ 0 1 1 D1 penny lane~ ~ 0 -1 9434 S #9524 A Dead End~ You have entered a rather unremarkable dead end, with few inhabitants or houses. You find little of interest here, though occasionally an inhabitant of Pepperland does wander in here. ~ 0 1 1 D1 penny lane~ ~ 0 -1 9430 S #9525 The Sky~ You are up in the sky, far above the land below. You look down and see the expanse of the Sea of Time, the Black Mining Hills of Dakota, and in the distant south you see the snow-peaked mountains that are near your daddy's farm. ~ 0 0 9 D5 a river~ ~ 0 -1 9481 S #9526 The Hill~ You have entered Paul's yard, which is filled by a huge hill, from which you can see, day after day, the sun going down as the eyes in your head see the world spinning round. What a fool. ~ 0 0 4 D3 the kitchen~ ~ 0 -1 9498 S #9527 A Gloomy Area~ This is a run-down, rather gloomy area of Pepperland. You feel quite uncomfortable here. This is where the inhabitants of Pepperland who are too depressing are put by the rulers of this land, save for Eleanor and her friends, who are protected by Mother Mary. ~ 0 1 1 D1 further on~ ~ 0 -1 9528 D3 blue jay way~ ~ 0 -1 9471 S #9528 Further In~ Yep, this place is definitely gloomy...You could cut the gloom with a knife. You can hear a soft, gentle voice coming from the south however, which is soon drowned out by a dreadful shouting in the east. ~ 0 1 1 D1 a junction~ ~ 0 -1 9530 D2 an alley~ ~ 0 -1 9529 D3 back towards the exit~ ~ 0 -1 9527 S #9529 An Alley~ This alley looks to be the home of a young but terribly sad lady who bears a strong resemblance to John Lennon. Be nice to her. ~ 0 1|8|128 0 D0 further in~ ~ 0 -1 9528 S #9530 A Junction~ You have reached a place where you can leave this dismal corner of Pepperland by heading north to a train station, though you'll need a boat if you wish to go any further in that direction. Sometimes residents of this area, eager to escape, stand here and pine for the fresh, bright outer world... ~ 0 1 1 D0 a train station~ ~ 0 -1 9483 D1 A hole~ ~ 0 -1 9531 D3 further in~ ~ 0 -1 9528 S #9531 A Hole~ A hole in the road here seems to be someone's home. This is the source of the shouting you heard earlier. You hear someone screaming at the shouter to shut up from the east...Best leave well enough alone... ~ 0 1 1 D1 pam's house~ ~ 0 -1 9533 D3 a junction~ ~ 0 -1 9530 D5 mean mister mustard lives here. be careful!~ ~ 0 -1 9532 S #9532 Mean Mister Mustard's Hole In The Road~ Ack! You've fallen down into Mean Mister Mustard's filthy warren and you can't get out! 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