#AREA Dawt TV Land~
#HELPS
-1 'tv land' tvland tv~
Welcome to the wonderful world of TELEVISION! Here anything can and does
happen. Thanks to everyone who helped me remember people's names on TV. And
thanks to my B.A.D. friends for the idea for Channel 22 (They're odd. I
don't hang around them much), and thanks to Kippy for making Channel 17.
Well, I'm off. Happy hunting!
-Dawt, that's it... just Dawt.
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#MOBILES
#16001
blueness~
The Blueness~
The Blueness is here, enveloping everything around you!
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What else is there to see? All it is is blue. Blue everywhere!
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#16002
tooty horn~
Tooty~
Tooty stands here, tooting and selling all the useless things she can find.
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Tooty is a horn with a face!
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#16003
pimp gilbert godfrey~
Gilbert Godfrey~
A pimp stands on the corner trying to get customers for his 'escorts'.
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The pimp is an impish little man with a rather annoying voice.
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#16004
cheap slut~
a cheap slut~
The cheap slut stands here waiting for someone to order her around.
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She isn't all that much too look at, but at least she's good at what she does.
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#16005
dumb hunk~
a dumb hunk~
The dumb hunk stands here, completely clueless.
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This guy looks like your average moron, but he looks like he could fight well.
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#16006
prostitute~
a prostitute~
A prostitute stands here waiting for someone to tell her what to do.
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The prostitute seems to be very proud of what she does. She doesn't even seem
to mind the draft.
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#16007
male stripper~
a male stripper~
A male stripper is here dancing for you.
~
Just seeing this guy dance makes you wish you had brought your camera.
He's taken everything off already, but he can still pretend.
~
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#16008
miss america~
Miss America~
Miss America is here searching for her crown.
~
She seems a little preoccupied with finding her crown. Aparently she doesn't
realize she was Miss America LAST year.
~
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#16009
love god~
a Love God~
A Love God is here making everyone happy.
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He is incredible! You can barely believe that Gilbert would let him go for so
little! You just want to take him home and make him happy too.
~
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#16010
sex goddess~
a Sex Goddess~
A Sex Goddess is here trying not to laugh at you.
~
One word: GASP!
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#16011
crypt keeper skeleton bag bones~
The Crypt Keeper~
It's that old bag of bones, himself!
~
The Crypt Keeper is just your average corpse that moves and talks and makes
bad puns.
~
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#16012
superman super man clark kent kalel kal-el kal el steel~
Superman~
Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! Nah, it's just some guy in tights.
~
Talk about a Man of Steel! They don't call them tights for nothing!
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#16013
zack kid prep preppy preppie~
Zack~
Zack stands here trying to remember his locker combination.
~
You can barely stand to look at him. You just want to SMACK him for being
such a putz!
~
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#16014
brian~
Brian~
Brian is here, arguing with Joe.
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Brian is babbling something about "...never should have become partners..."
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#16015
joe~
Joe~
Joe is here, arguing with Brian.
~
Joe is mumbling something about "...she never really liked you anyway..."
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#16016
prince fresh will smith~
The Fresh Prince~
Will is walking around with his shirt inside out again.
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Yeah, like you don't know what he looks like.
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#16017
hulk hogan wrestler~
Hulk Hogan~
This wrestler is beating the crap outta the other one!
~
He looks a little pissed off, maybe you should leave before he and his
opponent gang up on you.
~
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#16018
wrestler irs irving~
I.R.S.~
This wrestler is getting pounded by the other one.
~
This guy looks like the king of schmucks.
~
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#16019
bob saget~
Bob Saget~
Bob Saget is here showing some hilarious videos.
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These videos are so funny, you can barely swing to hit him!
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#16020
dave letterman~
Dave Letterman~
...Dave Letterman walks up to you and asks, "May I Taste Your Dinner Please?"
~
Can you believe this guy? You think he'd have better things to do than eat
other people's food, like run a show or something!
~
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#16021
dolphin~
the dolphin~
The dolphin swims by happily.
~
This little guy looks very content to have you swimming with him.
~
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#16022
player tennis female~
a tennis player~
A tennis player volleys the ball to her opponent.
~
The tennis player is covered in sweat. She looks like she could really use
a rest.
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#16023
player tennis male~
a tennis player~
The tennis swiftly returns the ball.
~
This guy looks like he could really use some Mountain Dew about now.
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#16024
man guy~
the man~
The man is apologizing about nothing in particular.
~
He can't seem to decide if he's upset or delighted.
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#16025
woman girl~
the woman~
The woman is screaming at the man. I wonder what he did.
~
She doesn't seem to be too happy to see you either.
~
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#16026
wolf werewolf~
the werewolf~
A werewolf is here ready to pounce!
~
This is the largest wolf you have ever seen. Its eyes glow yellow in the
moonlight.
~
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#16027
bat vampire~
a bat~
A giant vampire bat soars above you.
~
This bat has the biggest teeth you've ever seen!
~
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#16028
women girls crowd~
the crowd of horny women~
A crowd of giggling girls stands hoping that they will win a date with you.
~
The chair blocks your view!
~
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#16029
sub zero sub-zero ninja~
Sub-Zero~
Sub-Zero is here, fighting Sonya.
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He looks to be a well-trained ninja.
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#16030
sonya~
Sonya Blade~
Sonya Blade is here, fighting Sub-Zero.
~
Sonya is in her army uniform.
~
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#16031
minstrel robins robin's~
Robin's minstrel~
Robin's minstrel is here singing, but where's Robin?
~
The minstrel sings:
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken.
To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away,
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin!
His head smashed in and his heart cut out,
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged,
And his nostrils ripped and his bottom burned off,
And his feet...
He is a rather cheery fellow, isn't he?
~
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#16032
crystal crystalline entity~
the Crystalline Entity~
A huge crystalline structure hovers here.
~
The crystalline entity is slowly moving towards you!
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#16033
bonnie woman girl~
Bonnie~
Bonnie has her arm half way up her twin sister, April.
~
Bonnie and April look exactly alike. Both are beautiful young women. You'd
think they could get better jobs than this!
~
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#16034
april woman girl~
April~
April seems to like the pain her sisters are causing her.
~
April is Bonnie's twin sister.
~
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#16035
daisy woman girl~
Daisy~
Daisy is giving April a good rub down with the soap while biting her nipples.
~
Daisy is Bonnie and April's younger sister. She's new at this, but she's doing
a wonderful job.
~
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#16036
qvc sales rep representative salesman man~
the salesman~
A QVC sales representative is here selling all their wonderful products.
~
He looks like your average scum sucking salesman.
~
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#16037
ren dog~
Ren~
Ren is here trying to figure out what to do with Stimpy.
~
Ren is a cartoon dog. DUH!
~
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#16038
stimpy cat~
Stimpy~
Stimpy stands here, completely clueless.
~
Stimpy is a cartoon cat! What else?
~
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#16039
kid girl mousketeer~
a Mousketeer~
A little girl runs quickly past you.
~
She's humming a little tune while she runs by.
~
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#16040
man preacher pacifist priest~
the preacher~
There is a pacifist here preaching about all the GOOD things in life.
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You feel better having gazed upon one of such holiness.
~
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#16041
roc~
Roc~
Roc is here collecting garbage.
~
He looks pretty spiffy in his not-new suit.
~
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#16042
betty boop~
Betty Boop~
Betty Boop is here, ummm.... Booping?
~
Betty Boop is here for her 65th Birthday Celebration. Amazing, she doesn't
look a day over 18!
~
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#16043
woody bartender~
Woody~
Woody is here serving drinks.
~
Woody is probably the smartest idiot you've ever met.
~
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#16044
hgtv rep representative saleswoman~
a HGTV rep~
A HGTV representative is here trying to sell her "useful" items.
~
She works hard for her living.
~
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#16045
steve urkle~
Steve Urkle~
...Urkle walks in whining for cheese.
~
What a dork. You feel queasy just looking at him.
~
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#16046
mary kate mary-kate~
Mary Kate~
Mary Kate is here being so cute it's repulsive.
~
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen are identical twin sisters.
~
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#16047
ashley~
Ashley~
Ashley is here saying her sister's lines.
~
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen are identical twins.
~
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#16048
wayne~
Wayne~
Wayne is here playing his guitar.
~
Wayne is just your average middle-aged man still living with his parents.
~
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#16049
Mirth~
Mirth~
Mirth is here pretending to play the drums.
~
Mirth doesn't seem to have a clue. Maybe he could borrow yours?
~
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#16050
prosecution~
the prosecution~
The prosecution is here arguing his client's case.
~
He must be new here. He doesn't realize that he and the defense both agree.
~
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#16051
defense~
the defense~
The defense is here objecting to everything.
~
The defense is doing a horrible job, but not quite as bad as the prosecution.
~
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#16052
judge wapner~
Judge Wapner~
Judge Wapner is on his throne, or bench rather.
~
Just smile and nod.
~
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#16053
david duchovny~
David Duchovny~
David Duchovny is here.
~
David smiles happily at you.
~
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#0
#OBJECTS
#16001
barb barbed wire~
(Dripping Blood) a piece of barbed wire~
(Dripping Blood) You almost tripped over that piece of barbed wire!~
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#16002
bracelet love~
the Bracelet of Love~
You feel great love towards everyone around just looking at this bracelet.~
~
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#16003
bracelet war~
the Bracelet of War~
You feel great hatred towards everyone just looking at this bracelet.~
~
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A
19 3
A
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#16004
collar jewel studded dog~
a jewel studded dog collar~
A beatiful dog collar is laying on the ground.~
~
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A
13 10
A
19 3
#16005
dildo ruby red~
a Ruby Dildo~
Everyone is passing around some red thing, but you can't make out what.~
~
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A
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A
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A
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A
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A
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#16006
box news stand~
a news stand~
There is a large metal box here with a window in front and a slit on the side.~
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#16007
quarter coin~
a quarter~
There is a quarter on the ground here, and it's heads up!~
~
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#16008
cape red supermans superman's~
superman's cape~
A red cape with a strange yellow symbol lies here.~
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symbol yellow~
The symbol looks something like:
__________
/ / __ \| |\
/ / / \___/ \
\ \ \______ /
\ \_____ \/
\ _ \ /
\/ / / /
\ \/ /
\ /
\/
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#16009
shirt blue tight supermans superman's~
superman's shirt~
A tight fitting blue shirt with an odd red and yellow symbol lies here.~
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symbol red yellow~
The symbol looks like something like:
__________
/ / __ \| |\
/ / / \___/ \
\ \ \______ /
\ \_____ \/
\ _ \ /
\/ / / /
\ \/ /
\ /
\/
~
#16010
tights blue supermans superman's~
superman's tights~
A pair of blue tights lie here.~
~
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A
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A
19 2
#16011
boots red supermans superman's~
superman's boots~
A pair of nice red boots lie here.~
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1 1
A
2 1
#16012
paper combination zacks zack's~
zack's locker combination~
A small piece of paper with some numbers written on it is here.~
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A
4 0
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paper combination zacks zack's~
1-2-3
God, Zack must REALLY be a moron if he has to write this down.
~
#16013
locker~
zack's locker~
There is a particularly CLEAN looking locker here.~
~
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#16014
bra kelly kellys kelly's~
kelly's bra~
Kelly's bra is in here!~
~
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A
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A
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A
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E
bra kelly kellys kelly's~
This thing is HEAVILY padded. You knew she was stuffed!
~
#16015
video home funniest funny america americas america's~
america's Funniest Home Video~
Your sides split as you watch this funny home video.~
~
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#16016
submarine sub~
a submarine~
A submarine floats by here.~
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250 0 0
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A
1 1
A
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A
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A
18 1
#16017
daily planet issue newspaper news paper~
an issue of The Daily Planet~
There is an issue of the daily planet in here.~
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#16018
racquet tennis~
a tennis racquet~
A tennis racquet rests here.~
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A
2 2
A
19 4
#16019
ball tennis yellow~
(Bouncing) a tennis ball~
(Bouncing) A little yellow ball is furiously being bounced back and forth.~
~
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1 0 0
#16020
holder ball~
a ball holder~
A small plastic ball holder stands against the wall.~
~
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5 0 0
#16021
chair giant~
a really big chair~
You are sitting in a humongous chair.~
~
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#16022
mask blue subzeros subzero's~
a blue mask~
Sub-Zero's mask is laying on the ground.~
~
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A
2 2
A
19 3
#16023
enterprise NCC-1701D space ship~
the Enterprise~
The Enterprise, flag-ship of the Federation hovers above you in all it's glory.~
~
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35 0 0
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17 -15
A
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A
18 6
#16024
soap bar~
a bar of soap~
Someone seems to have dropped their soap. Are you going to bend over to get it?~
~
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#16025
knife ginsu~
a ginsu knife~
A ginsi knife is sticking out of the ground.~
~
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0 0 0 11
4 0 0
A
19 5
A
18 -1
#16026
blender~
a blender~
A blender is on the ground here.~
~
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15 0 0
#16027
earrings ear diamond~
(Glistening) a large pair of diamond earrings~
(Glistening) A large pair of diamond earrings are hanging here.~
~
13 0 1|16
0 0 0 0
20 0 0
#16028
clapper clap~
the clapper~
You feel compelled to clap.~
~
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0 0 2400 0
1 0 0
A
3 0
#16029
cheese magic magical gourmet TheCheeseIsn'tReallyMagicYouGit~
(Yellow Aura) (Magical) gourmet cheese~
(Yellow Aura) (Magical) A rather tasty looking wedge of cheese is laying here.~
~
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7 0 0 0
1 0 0
#16030
buddha emerald green~
an emerald Buddha~
An emerald statue of Buddha lies here just begging you to pick it up.~
~
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25 0 0
A
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A
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A
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2 -1
#16031
thinking cap~
a thinking cap~
Stimpy's thinking cap is here.~
~
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A
4 -6
#16032
flag american~
the American Flag~
The American Flag waves proudly.~
~
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4 0 0
A
1 2
A
18 2
A
19 3
#16033
ears micky mouse~
a pair of mouse ears~
A pair of Mickey Mouse ears lie here.~
~
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0 0 0 0
7 0 0
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9 -50
#16034
toga~
a toga~
A toga is on the ground here.~
~
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7 0 0
A
4 2
A
12 50
A
3 1
#16035
screw driver~
a screw driver~
A screw driver is on the ground here.~
~
17 0 1
4 3 23 0
1 0 0
#16036
mountain dew~
a Mountain Dew~
A Mountain Dew is here just waiting for someone to drink it.~
~
17 0 1
6 6 19 0
5 0 0
#16037
bud ice beer~
a Bud Ice~
An overflowing bottle of Bud Ice is here.~
~
17 0 1
0 20 1 0
10 0 0
#16038
plate paper football foot ball card~
a football card plate~
A paper plate with a picture of a man in padded armor is here.~
~
12 0 1
0 0 0 0
1 0 0
#16039
spice spices jar~
a jar of exotic spices~
A small jar with fancy engravings lies here.~
~
15 0 1
1 5 -1 0
7 0 0
#16040
spices exotic~
spices~
Some sweet smelling spices lie here.~
~
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32 43 14 35
1 0 0
#16041
pants jacked jack~
a pair of pants jacked all the way~
A rather large pair of pants lie here.~
~
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0 0 0 0
3 0 0
A
3 1
A
24 -4
#16042
gloves camoflague leather~
a pair of camoflague gloves~
A a pair of leather gloves lie here.~
~
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0 0 0 0
2 0 0
A
1 1
A
19 3
A
18 4
#16043
pencil~
a pencil~
A very sharp pencil lies here.~
~
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0 0 0 2
1 0 0
A
19 4
A
18 1
#16044
homework zacks zack's~
zack's homework~
Someone foregot their homework.~
~
2 64|4096 1|16384
37 7 39 69
14 0 0
A
3 2
#16045
wallet zack's zacks~
zack's wallet~
A nice wallet is laying here.~
~
15 0 1|16384
5 5 -1 0
5 0 0
#16046
money lunch~
zack's lunch money~
Someone dropped their lunch money here.~
~
20 0 1
2 0 0 0
2 0 0
#16047
photo kelly paper~
a photo of Kelly in the shower~
A small piece of paper lies here.~
~
2 0 1
36 82 15 -1
1 0 0
E
photo kelly paper~
It's a photograph of Kelly from Saved By the Bell in the shower. How on earth
did Zack get this?
~
#16048
guitar waynes wayne's~
wayne's guitar~
A nice looking guitar is here.~
~
5 2 1|8192
0 0 0 7
18 0 0
A
9 -20
A
19 4
#16049
sticks stick drum garths garth's~
garth's drum sticks~
A killer pair of drum sticks are here.~
~
5 0 1|8192
0 0 0 7
2 0 0
A
3 -1
A
4 -1
A
24 2
A
18 3
A
19 2
#16050
drums garths garth's~
garth's drums~
A cool set of drums are set up here.~
~
12 32 1
0 0 0 0
25 0 0
#16051
gavel~
a gavel~
A judge's gavel rests here.~
~
5 0 1|8192
0 0 0 7
19 0 0
A
19 0
#16052
pampers diapers~
(Steaming) used Pampers~
(Steaming) Some USED Pampers are on the ground here.~
~
9 0 1|2048
0 0 0 0
21 0 0
A
23 -5
A
12 25
#16053
deodorant~
some deodorant~
Some deodorant is laying here. Is someone trying to tell you something?~
~
4 0 1|16384
32 10 10 70
2 0 0
#16054
himself organ~
himself~
One of David Duchovny's organs lays here.~
~
13 128|4096 1|16384
0 0 0 0
5 0 0
E
organ himself~
His organ is bright pink with purple splotches, a lovely color if I do say so
myself. Put it in a vase for when you have company, how attractive.
~
#0
#ROOMS
#16061
Cookie's Entertainment Center~
You seem to have stumbled upon Cookie's secret room. She has a huge
entertainment center set up in here including a particularly interesting-
looking television on the east wall. There is also a large sign above the tv
that YOU MUST READ!
~
0 4|8 0
D0
~
~
1 0 22165
D1
~
~
0 -1 16003
E
tv television~
The tv is on channel 3. The actors look so real, you could almost touch them.
You are compelled to move closer to try.
There is an old issue of TV Guide on top of the television.
~
E
guide magazine~
This issue of TV Guide is very old and worn out. All you can make out is the
address label which reads:
Dawt
13 Main St.
Solace, AM 74093
Cookie must have stolen this from someone else's mail box.
~
E
sign~
Welcome to TV Land. Before proceding with your journey, you should know that
some of the channels may be showing programs that are suggested for mature
audiences only. If you feel you may be offended or simply disgusted by such
material, simply leave the room to the north. If at any time you want to turn
off the tv you need only to recall.
~
S
#16001
Channel 1~
You are floating through a vast void-like area. Everything is just black
and white dots zipping all over the place. You can see nothing anywhere,
except for that one old guy who keps popping in and out of existence. He
seems to be talking in some foreign language, but you can't make it out.
Every time you try to talk to him, he phases out of existence again. This
place is beginning to give you the creeps. You had better get out while you
still can.
~
0 8 9
D4
~
~
0 -1 16002
D5
~
~
0 -1 16058
E
old man~
This guy doesn't even seem to notice that he's phasing in and out of existence
like that. It would be rather useless to try to attack him, because as soon
as you swung, he'd be gone again.
~
S
#16002
Channel 2-WMAR (ABC)~
You are walking through a large Metropolis. There is a huge skyscraper in
front of you with a giant globe on top of it. There is a sign on the globe
which reads "The Daily Planet".
~
0 0 1
D4
~
~
0 -1 16003
D5
~
~
0 -1 16001
S
#16003
Channel 3-WGN~
You are in a long hallway. Lockers line the walls. There are kids here
racing to get to class. One of them says, "Phew! Saved by the Bell!" as
he rushes out of class.
~
0 8 0
D4
~
~
0 -1 16004
D5
~
~
0 -1 16002
S
#16004
Channel 4-WRC (VNBC)~
You are in a dusty old hanger. There is a small plane in the middle of the
room. It seems to be missing one of it's Wings!
~
0 8 0
D4
~
~
0 -1 16005
D5
~
~
0 -1 16003
S
#16005
Channel 5-WTTG (FOX)~
You are in an elegant mansion. Priceless paintings, and elegent pottery line
the walls. There's some guy here who seems to be running the place, all though
nobody else thinks so. Who does he think he is, The Fresh Prince of Bel Air?
~
0 8 0
D4
~
~
0 -1 16006
D5
~
~
0 -1 16004
S
#16006
Channel 6-TBS~
You've stumbled into the middle of a wrestling match! You had better get
out before they pound you to death, unless of course you think you can take
them on.
~
0 8 0
D4
~
~
0 -1 16007
D5
~
~
0 -1 16005
S
#16007
Channel 7-WJLA (ABC)~
You are standing on a stage in front of a huge audience! They are all laughing
hysterically. You'd think they had just seen one of America's Funniest Home
Videos or something.
~
0 8 0
D4
~
~
0 -1 16059
D5
~
~
0 -1 16006
S
#16059
Channel 8-USA~
You are walking on the streets of what seems to be a large futuristic city.
There seems to be something very familiar about this place. You suddenly
realize, it's "Luscious Ladies in L.A." This must be USA Up All Night!
~
0 4096 1
D4
~
~
0 -1 16009
D5
~
~
0 -1 16007
S
#16009
Channel 9-WUSA (CBS)~
You are sitting at a table at a lovely outdoor resturaunt. The food in front
of you looks wonderful. You are about to try a bite of it when...
~
0 0 1
D4
~
~
0 -1 16010
D5
~
~
0 -1 16059
S
#16010
Channel 10-CNN~
Oh my God! It can't be! Not this! Not now! It's... THE NEWS!!!!
Run awaaaaaaaaay!
~
0 8 2
D4
~
~
0 -1 16011
D5
~
~
0 -1 16009
S
#16011
Channel 11-WBAL (NBC)~
You are in the middle of the ocean! There is a huge submarine on one side
of you, and a dolphin on the other. This place is beautiful. You could just
float here for ever. You must be on SeaQuest.
~
0 0 7
D4
~
~
0 -1 16012
D5
~
~
0 -1 16010
S
#16012
Channel 12-ESPN~
This looks like a really intense tennis match. Both sides have been volleying
for three minutes straight! It's a wonder they haven't collapsed yet.
~
0 0 2
D4
~
~
0 -1 16013
D5
~
~
0 -1 16011
S
#16013
Channel 13-WJZ (CBS)~
You are in a large apartment building in some big city. There are two lovers
here arguing about everything you could possibly imagine. Did you see that?
She just slapped him across the face! Oh well, all's fair in Love & War.
~
0 8 0
D4
~
~
0 -1 16014
D5
~
~
0 -1 16012
S
#16014
Channel 14-MAX~
You are walking through a dark forest. The trees seem to glare down on you.
You have the feeling you are being watched. Then you see what it was that was
watching you, it was a Wolf!
~
0 1 3
D4
~
~
0 -1 16015
D5
~
~
0 -1 16013
S
#16015
Channel 15-DSC~
You are in a dark underground cave. You can barely hear high pitched squeaking
noises. You look up only to see something flying at you with huge Fangs!
~
0 1|8 5
D4
~
~
0 -1 16016
D5
~
~
0 -1 16014
S
#16016
Channel 16-MTV~
You are outside on the beautiful beaches of California! You are sitting in a
large chair. You can hear hundreds of sweet giggling voices behined you.
It sounds like a mob of beautiful women waiting to be Singled Out.
~
0 0 6
D4
~
~
0 -1 16017
D5
~
~
0 -1 16015
S
#16017
Channel 17-SHOW~
You are sitting in a grubby old bar. There is a man here reading people's Red
Shoe Diaries.
~
0 8 0
D4
~
~
0 -1 16018
D5
~
~
0 -1 16016
S
#16018
Channel 18-TNT~
You are on top of a long bridge. Below you, you can see a pit of spikes. You
are surrounded on either side by very realistic looking characters. There is
blood and gore everywhere. TNT must be doing a special on Mortal Kombat.
~
0 0 4
D4
~
~
0 -1 16019
D5
~
~
0 -1 16017
S
#16019
Channel 19-COMEDY~
You are wandering through a dark forest. You all of a sudden feel like a
silly person. You aren't quite sure why, but you have a feeling you may have
stumbled into Monty Python's Flying Circus.
~
0 1 3
D4
~
~
0 -1 16020
D5
~
~
0 -1 16018
S
#16020
Channel 20-WDCA (IND)~
These are the voyagers of the star ship Enterprise. On it's continuing
mission to seek out strange new worlds. And to boldy go where no one has gone
before.
~
0 1 9
D4
~
~
0 -1 16021
D5
~
~
0 -1 16019
S
#16021
Channel 21-HBO~
You seem to be in some sort of underground crypt. It's very dusty and full of
cobwebs. There are dead bodies everywhere. This must be the intro to Tales
From the Crypt.
~
0 1|8 0
D4
~
~
0 -1 16022
D5
~
~
0 -1 16020
S
#16022
Channel 22-COURT~
You've walked into a large courtroom. Everyone seems to be disagreeing about
something, but you can't tell what, because they're all making the same points.
~
0 8 0
D4
~
~
0 -1 16023
D5
~
~
0 -1 16021
S
#16008
Channel 22-PLBY~
***>CENSORED<***
~
0 1 6
S
#16023
Channel 23-QVC~
This place looks a lot like the Home Shopping Network, except they actually
sell SOME useful items.
~
0 8 0
D4
~
~
0 -1 16024
S
#16024
Channel 24-HSN~
You are walking through a large store room for seemingly useless items. Maybe
this would be a good place to unload some of your trash.
~
0 8 0
D4
~
~
0 -1 16025
D5
~
~
0 -1 16023
S
#16025
Channel 25-WMPT (PBS)~
All there is here is some colored lines and a really annoying beep. They must
be Off the Air. I guess you missed Dr. Who.
~
0 0 2
D4
~
~
0 -1 16026
D5
~
~
0 -1 16024
S
#16026
Channel 26-WETA (PBS)~
More colored lines and beeping. What is it with these PBS channels?
~
0 0 2
D4
~
~
0 -1 16027
D5
~
~
0 -1 16025
S
#16027
Channel 27-TNN~
Oh, good. Commercials. I wasn't looking forward to TNN, were you?
~
0 0 2
D4
~
~
0 -1 16028
D5
~
~
0 -1 16026
S
#16028
Channel 28-A&E~
More commercials. What is it with these channels in the mid to late twenties?
There's never anything on!
~
0 0 0
D4
~
~
0 -1 16029
D5
~
~
0 -1 16027
S
#16029
Channel 29-fx~
Oh great, just what you needed. It's a pampers commercial.
~
0 0 2
D4
~
~
0 -1 16030
D5
~
~
0 -1 16028
S
#16030
Channel 30-NICK~
Nick Nick Nick. Nick Nick-Ni-Nick Nick. Nickelodeon! This is the strangest
place you've ever seen. Nothing looks real. It's more like a child's
drawing. The animals are even talking and wearing clothes!
~
0 0 0
D4
~
~
0 -1 16031
D5
~
~
0 -1 16029
S
#16031
Channel 31-HN~
Oh no, it's the news again. You'd think they would finish this stupid OJ
thing, and get on with more important things! (Like shortening the school
year.)
~
0 8 0
D4
~
~
0 -1 16032
D5
~
~
0 -1 16030
S
#16032
Channel 32-WHMM (PBS)~
Damnit! It just went off the air. You're just in time for the end of the
Star Spangled Banner, though.
~
0 0 2
D4
~
~
0 -1 16033
D5
~
~
0 -1 16031
S
#16033
Channel 33-DIS~
Thousands of kids are running around here with funny looking hats on. You'd
stop one to ask what was going on, but they might bite!
~
0 8 0
D4
~
~
0 -1 16034
D5
~
~
0 -1 16032
S
#16034
Channel 34-TMC~
You're in a messy basement. There is stuff all over the floor. In front of
you is a stage crew made up of teenagers. Behind you are two others
sitting on a couch. Oh no! You've walked into Wayne's World!
~
0 8 0
D4
~
~
0 -1 16035
D5
~
~
0 -1 16033
S
#16035
Channel 35-F&V~
You are in an open field. There are beautiful flowers everywhere. This would
be the perfect place to rest if it weren't for that guy in the toga babbling
about love and happiness towards others.
~
0 0 2
D4
~
~
0 -1 16036
D5
~
~
0 -1 16034
S
#16036
Channel 36-TWC~
The Weather Channel. Joy. Like you couldn't look out a window and see that
it's raining.
~
0 0 1
D4
~
~
0 -1 16037
D5
~
~
0 -1 16035
S
#16037
Channel 37-HTS~
Just what you needed about now. It's a deodorant commercial. Tell you what,
you go buy some, and I'll tell you what you missed.
~
0 0 0
D4
~
~
0 -1 16038
D5
~
~
0 -1 16036
S
#16038
Channel 38-BET~
Hey! It's Roc. You were wondering what happened to this show. It was pretty
good until they tried to do it live, then it was even better! Why did Fox
cancel it? Oh well.
~
0 0 0
D4
~
~
0 -1 16039
D5
~
~
0 -1 16037
S
#16039
Channel 39-TLC~
It's 102 AD. Everything is just as it was, except YOU ARE THERE!
~
0 0 0
D4
~
~
0 -1 16040
D5
~
~
0 -1 16038
S
#16040
Channel 40-AMC~
You're in an old-fashioned bar. Nothing looks real, and it's all in black
and white. All the people look like children's doodlings, except one of
them. ~
0 8 0
D4
~
~
0 -1 16041
D5
~
~
0 -1 16039
S
#16041
Channel 41-VH1~
The people at VH-1 are doing their best to be as cool as MTV, but it's a hard
struggle, and they're going to need all the help they can get.
~
0 0 0
D4
~
~
0 -1 16042
D5
~
~
0 -1 16040
S
#16042
Channel 42-LIFE~
Welcome to another edition of Unsolved Mysteries. Tonight: A group of
adventurers were on a regular trip to Port City to visit Sabrina, but after
one of the town guardsmen saw them enter the store, they were never heard
from again. Sabrina was unavailable for questioning.
~
0 8 0
D4
~
~
0 -1 16043
D5
~
~
0 -1 16041
S
#16043
Channel 43-CSPAN1~
Yawn. More news. CHANGE IT!
~
0 0 2
D4
~
~
0 -1 16044
D5
~
~
0 -1 16042
S
#16044
Channel 44-CNBC~
Are ALL these upper channels just news?
~
0 0 0
D4
~
~
0 -1 16045
D5
~
~
0 -1 16043
S
#16045
Channel 45-WBFF (FOX)~
You walk into a very familiar looking bar. You have a sudden urge to go where
everybody knows your name.
~
0 8 0
D4
~
~
0 -1 16046
D5
~
~
0 -1 16044
S
#16046
Channel 46-FAM~
Oh no! It's a commercial! And I was really looking foreward to watching
Rescue 911! Oh well, maybe next time.
~
0 0 2
D4
~
~
0 -1 16047
D5
~
~
0 -1 16045
S
#16047
Channel 47-SCI-FI~
Sci-Fi? That's it. That's got to be it! You've wandered into...
The Twilight Zone!
~
0 0 0
D4
~
~
0 -1 16048
D5
~
~
0 -1 16046
S
#16048
Channel 48-CSPAN2~
Great, news. Like you can't just chat and read notes to find out everything
that's going on.
~
0 0 2
D4
~
~
0 -1 16049
D5
~
~
0 -1 16047
S
#16049
Channel 49-HGTV~
Great, another wannabe shopping channel. Maybe they have something
interesting for sale.
~
0 8 0
D4
~
~
0 -1 16050
D5
~
~
0 -1 16048
S
#16050
Channel 50-WFTY (IND)~
You're resting comfortably on a couch in the middle of a nice living room.
There is nothing but peace and quiet, until...
~
0 8 0
D4
~
~
0 -1 16051
D5
~
~
0 -1 16049
S
#16051
Channel 51-ESPN2~
ESPN2? How can they make a sequal to a TV channel? Just change it before
you have to think about it.
~
0 0 0
D4
~
~
0 -1 16052
D5
~
~
0 -1 16050
S
#16052
Channel 52-AT~
Thousands of people are here all talking about absolutely nothing. It's a
wonder they haven't all collapsed from boredom.
~
0 0 4
D4
~
~
0 -1 16053
D5
~
~
0 -1 16051
S
#16053
Channel 53-PREV~
Preview Tonight, where you can find exactly what you're looking for whenever
you q98y42erpq98 2a80432QHPEWI8FAYw[
Oh, great, perfect time for their computers to screw up... AGAIN. Now you'll
never find out what's on without going through ALL the channels one by one.
~
0 8 0
D4
~
~
0 -1 16054
D5
~
~
0 -1 16052
S
#16054
Channel 54-WNUV (IND)~
You are in a large house. Do they use the same house for all these sit-coms?
Anyway. This particualr house seems to be a rather Full House.
~
0 8 0
D4
~
~
0 -1 16055
D5
~
~
0 -1 16053
S
#16055
The Fuzz Zone~
This void of nothingness seems to go on for ever and then some. All you can
see are little black and white dots zipping back and forth and back and forth.
This fuzz encompasses all the channels from 55 all the way up to 96!
~
0 0 9
D4
~
~
0 -1 16056
D5
~
~
0 -1 16054
S
#16056
Channel 97-COMBUL~
There is a massive board here with notes posted all over it. There is one
particularly large note in the center.
~
0 0 5
D4
~
~
0 -1 16057
D5
~
~
0 -1 16055
E
note~
It says:
TYPE HELP NOTE TO FIND OUT HOW TO USE NOTES
Maybe you should?
~
S
#16057
Channel 98-More Fuzz~
This is another void of fuzz. It's not nearly as large as the other you saw.
~
0 1 9
D4
~
~
0 -1 16058
D5
~
~
0 -1 16056
S
#16058
Channel 99 (A.M. Schools)~
This is a rather boring channel. All it does is list the food that A.M.
Schools are selling today, and since there is only ONE school, it's not a
very long list:
A newbie cookie
A buffalo water skin
~
0 0 2
D4
~
~
0 -1 16001
D5
~
~
0 -1 16057
S
#16060
Cat House~
You are in "Gil's Guys and Gals". This is where the whores that Gilbert sells
live. I'm not sure how you got in here, but you had better get out before
I'm forced to kill you a lot!
~
0 4 0
S
#0
#RESETS
*
M 1 16001 1 16055
*
O 1 16023 100 16020 the Enterprise to Channel 20-WDCA (IND)
*
M 1 16002 1 16024 Tooty to Channel 24-HSN
G 1 16026 100
G 1 16028 100
G 1 16029 100
*
*
M 1 16003 1 16059 Gilbert Godfrey to Channel 8-USA
*
M 1 16004 1 16060 the cheap slut to Cat House
*
O 1 16005 100 16060 a Ruby Dildo to Cat House
M 1 16005 1 16060 the dumb hunk to Cat House
*
O 1 16052 100 16029 (Steaming) used Pampers to Channel 29-fx
M 1 16006 1 16060 the prostitute to Cat House
*
M 1 16007 1 16060 the male stripper to Cat House
*
M 1 16008 1 16060 Miss America to Cat House
O 1 16053 100 16037 some deoderant to Channel 37-HTS
*
M 1 16009 1 16060 a Love God to Cat House
*
M 1 16010 1 16060 a Sex Goddess to Cat House
*
M 1 16011 1 16021 The Crypt Keeper to Channel 21-HBO
E 1 16001 100 7
*
M 1 16012 1 16002 Superman to Channel 2-WMAR (ABC)
E 1 16008 100 3
E 1 16009 100 5
E 1 16010 100 7
E 1 16011 100 8
O 1 16006 100 16002 a news stand to Channel 2-WMAR (ABC)
P 1 16017 0 16006
P 1 16012 0 16006
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M 1 16013 1 16003 Zack to Channel 3-WGN
O 1 16013 100 16003 zack's locker to Channel 3-WGN
P 1 16014 0 16013
P 1 16043 0 16013
P 1 16044 0 16013
P 1 16045 0 16013
P 1 16047 0 16045
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M 1 16015 1 16004 Joe to Channel 4-WRC (VNBC)
*
M 1 16014 1 16004 Brian to Channel 4-WRC (VNBC)
*
M 1 16018 1 16006 I.R.S. to Channel 6-TBS
*
M 1 16017 1 16006 Hulk Hogan to Channel 6-TBS
*
M 1 16020 1 16009 Dave Letterman to Channel 9-WUSA (CBS)
*
M 1 16021 1 16011 the dolphin to Channel 11-WBAL (NBC)
O 1 16016 100 16011 a submarine to Channel 11-WBAL (NBC)
*
M 1 16023 1 16012 a tennis player to Channel 12-ESPN
E 1 16018 100 16
*
M 1 16022 1 16012 a tennis player to Channel 12-ESPN
E 1 16018 100 16
O 1 16019 100 16012 (Bouncing) a tennis ball to Channel 12-ESPN
O 1 16020 100 16012 a ball holder to Channel 12-ESPN
P 1 16019 0 16020
*
M 1 16025 1 16013 some girl to Channel 13-WJZ (CBS)
E 1 16002 100 14
*
M 1 16024 1 16013 some guy to Channel 13-WJZ (CBS)
E 1 16003 100 14
*
M 1 16026 1 16014 the werewolf to Channel 14-MAX
*
M 1 16016 1 16005 The Fresh Prince to Channel 5-WTTG (FOX)
*
M 1 16019 1 16007 Bob Saget to Channel 7-WJLA (ABC)
E 1 16015 100 17
*
M 1 16027 1 16015 a bat to Channel 15-DSC
*
M 1 16028 1 16016 the crowd of horney women to Channel 16-MTV
O 1 16021 100 16016 a really big chair to Channel 16-MTV
*
M 1 16030 1 16018 Sonya to Channel 18-TNT
E 1 16042 100 9
*
M 1 16029 1 16018 Sub-Zero to Channel 18-TNT
E 1 16022 100 6
*
M 1 16031 1 16019 Robin's minstrel to Channel 19-COMEDY
*
*
M 1 16032 1 16020 the Crystaline Entity to Channel 20-WDCA (IND)
*
M 1 16036 1 16023 the salesman to Channel 23-QVC
G 1 16025 100
G 1 16027 100
G 1 16030 100
*
M 1 16038 1 16030 Stimpy to Channel 30-NICK
*
M 1 16037 1 16030 Ren to Channel 30-NICK
E 1 16031 100 6
O 1 16032 100 16032 the American Flag to Channel 32-WHMM (PBS)
*
M 1 16039 1 16033 a Mouskateer to Channel 33-DIS
E 1 16033 100 6
*
M 1 16040 1 16035 the preacher to Channel 35-F&V
E 1 16034 100 12
*
M 1 16041 1 16038 Roc to Channel 38-BET
G 1 16007 100
*
M 1 16042 1 16040 Betty Boop to Channel 40-AMC
*
M 1 16043 1 16045 Woody to Channel 45-WBFF (FOX)
G 1 16035 100
G 1 16037 100
*
M 1 16044 1 16049 a HGTV rep to Channel 49-HGTV
G 1 16004 100
G 1 16038 100
G 1 16039 100
P 1 16040 0 16039
*
M 1 16045 1 16050 Steve Urkle to Channel 50-WFTY (IND)
E 1 16041 100 7
*
M 1 16047 1 16054 Ashley to Channel 54-WNUV (IND)
*
M 1 16046 1 16054 Mary Kate to Channel 54-WNUV (IND)
*
M 1 16049 1 16034 Garth to Channel 34-TMC
E 1 16049 100 16
*
M 1 16048 1 16034 Wayne to Channel 34-TMC
E 1 16048 100 16
O 1 16050 100 16034 Garth's drums to Channel 34-TMC
*
M 1 16050 1 16022 the prosecution to Channel 22-COURT
*
M 1 16051 1 16022 the defense to Channel 22-COURT
*
M 1 16052 1 16022 Judge Wapner to Channel 22-COURT
E 1 16051 100 16
*
M 1 16053 1 16017 David Duchovny to Channel 17-SHOW
E 1 16054 100 17
D 1 16061 0 1 ; Cookie's Entertainment Center Close North
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#SHOPS
16002 8 13 12 1 0 200 10 0 23 Tooty
16003 0 0 0 0 0 100 100 0 23 'Pet' shop
16036 5 15 3 4 2 200 10 0 23 the salesman
16043 17 0 0 0 0 150 80 0 23 (mobile is NOT from another zone)
16044 12 8 1 13 15 200 10 0 23 (mobile is NOT from another zone)
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#SPECIALS
M 16001 spec_thief The Blueness
M 16011 spec_cast_undead The Crypt Keeper
M 16012 spec_guard Superman
M 16027 spec_poison a bat
M 16029 spec_breath_frost Sub-Zero
M 16032 spec_fido the Crystaline Entity
M 16052 spec_cast_judge Judge Wapner
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#$