#AREA Snarf The Land of MTV~
#MOBILES
#17400
anderson~
Mr. Anderson~
Mr. Anderson is about to run you over in his station wagon.
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This blind as a bat old geezer almost killed you. Why don't you
do him a favor and kill him!
~
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#17401
stewart~
Stewart~
Stewart is here lacking friends.
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He looks pretty depressed now that he knows you weren't Beavis and
Butthead.
~
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#17402
dharia~
Dharia~
Dharia is standing around waiting for the school bus.
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Dharia, or "Diarrhea" as Beavis and Butthead call her, is the top
student in school.
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#17403
buzzcut~
Mr. Buzzcut~
Mr. Buzzcut is about to beat the crap out of you!
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Mr. Buzzcut is a firm believer in corporal punishment. You better
leave him alone before he kicks your ass.
~
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#17404
beavis~
Beavis~
Beavis is playing with his lighter here.
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Beavis looks at you and shouts "Fire.. Fire!! FIRE!!"
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#17405
butthead~
Butthead~
Butthead is busy passing gas.
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"Huhhhuhhuhhuhuhhuhuh........... Huhuhuhhuhhuhhuh.....uhhhhh...
huhhhuhhhuhhhuh.... That was cool..."
~
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#17406
kennedy~
Kennedy~
Kennedy is here acting strange like she usually does.
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The question that resounds throughout the land is.. "Why is this woman
still an MTV VJ?"
~
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#17407
cameraman~
A Cameraman~
A cameraman is pointing a camera at you!
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He's one of a bazillion cameramen that MTV hires... We'll see if he's
working next week...
~
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#17408
intern~
An Intern~
A tired intern walks by you with a bunch of papers.
~
This intern looks a bit exhausted. He's been photocopying, dubbing
and getting coffee all day... And not for a single penny... So maybe
he'll take one of yours...
~
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#17409
michael stipe~
Michael Stipe~
Michael Stipe is losing his religion.
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For someone who's the lead singer for R.E.M., why does he always
have to act depressed?
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#17410
meatloaf~
Meatloaf~
Oh no! Not Meatloaf again!
~
"Objects in the rearview mirror may appear closer then they are....
Objects in the rearview mirror may appear closer then they are...." His
songs have been pretty damned repeatative lately... I bet you wish he'd
shut up... But he "won't do that..."
~
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#17411
kurt loder~
Kurt Loder~
Kurt Loder is here tryinig to be serious.
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Kurt's THE guy when it comes to MTV News. Too bad he doesn't have
anything really groundbreaking to say...
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#17412
tabitha soren~
Tabitha Soren~
Tabitha Soren dishes out some bull to the cameras.
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Perhaps in an attempt to raise male viewership. This perky redhead
often digs deeply into the problems of American youth... Yeah whatever...
~
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#17413
dan cortese~
Dan Cortese~
Dan Cortese is here annoying the hell out of you!
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Perhaps the most annoying person on television besides Urkel, Dan Cortese
is here trying to be cool.
~
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#17414
don henley~
Don Henley~
Don Henley is here for some reason.
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Even with a successful solo career, Don seems to not mind making more money.
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#17415
glenn frey~
Glenn Frey~
Glenn Frey is here, glad to be paid attention to.
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With "hits" like "the Heat is On", it's not surprising that he wanted to
get the group back together.
~
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#17416
joe walsh~
Joe Walsh~
Joe Walsh is completely baked off his gourd.
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Joe stares back at you with bloodshot eyes and a new short haircut.
~
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#17417
producer~
A Producer~
An MTV producer is here arguing with an editor.
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This guy makes a lot of cash to just think of weird ideas. Nice job eh?
~
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#17418
editor~
An Editor~
This editor glows from sitting in front of a bank of television monitors all day.
~
This poor editor is trying to convince his producer that a straight cut
would be better than a dissolve.
~
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#17419
cabbie driver~
The Cabbie~
This cabbie won't shut up!
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This cabbie keeps blabbing about random things. Please shut him up.
~
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#17420
ghost kurt cobain~
the Ghost of Kurt Cobain~
Kurt's ghost smells like teen spirit.
~
Through the darkness you see Kurt's lost soul traveling through the halls
of the place that helped create him. Some might say that he was a genius,
but some would say his actions proved otherwise.
~
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#17421
ed~
Ed~
Ed is here trying to live past 21.
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You think you have problems?? This guy will be dead by the age of 21 unless
he figures a way out of this painful show. The writing for this show is so
bad, you wish he would have been dead at 12 instead.
~
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#17422
maria~
Maria~
Maria is trying to justify herself in the plot of the show.
~
Maria is Ed's cohort on the show. She's trying to help him survive even
though the first show didn't set up a very good reason to do so.
~
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#17423
winston~
Winston~
Winston is about to blow Ed and Maria away. (hopefully)
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This guy is a pretty rotten shot considering he's supposed to be Mr. Secret
Agent man.
~
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#17424
rikki~
Rikki~
Rikki is here with another dilemma.
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Rikki is a Norwegian astrophysicist trained in Jujitsu who can cook a mean
omelette. She always seems to be having one problem or another in order to
keep the show mildly interesting.
~
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#17425
bradley~
Bradley~
Bradley wonders what you're doing here.
~
Bradley is a master painter from Zaire who also races stock cars
on the weekends. His role on the show is to be the token
minority/homosexual/midget/etc. with a speech impediment.
~
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#17426
member state~
A member of the State~
A member of the State is here trying to be funny.
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It's amazing that these guys haven't gotten cancelled yet.
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#17427
immortal chiapet~
Chiapet~
Chiapet sprouts in front of you!
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Chiapet smiles at you.
This former immortal keeps snickering... What a weirdo...
~
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#17428
engineer~
An Engineer~
An Engineer is here playing with all sorts of dials and levers.
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This guy is totally engrossed with his job of loading tapes into machines
and pulling levers on switchers when there's a need to do that. He's
actually kinda geeky.
~
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#17429
bopping beauty dancer woman~
Bopping Beauty~
This woman is bumping and grinding like there's no tomorrow.
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A blast of sweat splashes in your eye as you stare at this very healthy
looking woman. It's amazing how that tube top can stay on with all
that action.
~
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#17430
slamming stud~
a Slamming Stud~
This stud is looking to do some slamming with you!
~
This guy with the impossibly good body is about to dance you into the ground.
~
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#17431
cindy crawford~
Cindy Crawford~
Ack! It's Cindy Crawford!
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Cindy, Cindy, Cindy... Why oh why did you marry that dork?? Anyways, Cindy's
busy telling young girls with inferiority complexes how to dress.
Well... Them and about a bazillion guys too...
~
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#17432
todd~
Todd~
Todd's here to kick your butt.
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Todd is the town's resident tough guy. He could trounce your ass
while at the same time, smoke a butt... (or two.. including yours...)
~
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#17433
milton cashier~
Milton the Cashier~
Milton the Cashier is waiting to ring you up.
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Milton's a good guy, though a bit slow. He takes pride in his work,
and his store, so don't try lifting anything, or else...
~
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#17434
little kid~
a little kid~
A little kid is here trying to shoplift some candy.
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This grubby little kid is peeking around the shelves to see if Milton can
see him. Talk about stealing to satisfy a habit... Well... at least it's only
a sugar habit.
~
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#17435
cheetara~
Cheetara~
Cheetara is here giving you the loving of you life... (Or the end of you life!)
~
Cheetara never seemed to give a damn about Snarf in the show, but
nowadays, the two of them... well...
She seems to have gotten a little kinkier since then as well...
That's why she's beating your ass into the ground!
~
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#17436
steaming turds~
Snarf's steaming turds~
The steaming turds of Snarf assail your nostrils
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Snarf is a cat... What can he say?
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#17443
pauly shore~
Pauly Shore~
Pauly Shore is here acting like an ass.
~
Pauly Shore looks at you and laughs...
Pauly says 'Hey buuuuuuuuhdy...'
Time to beat this useless moron into the ground.
~
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#17444
walt pigmy~
Walt the pigmy~
There's a little pigmy squatting here.
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Walt the pigmy is a pretty cool guy. His favorite activity is squatting
because that's what pigmy's do best. Snarf created Walt for Argh just to
be annoying, but also because he found the thought of a squatting pigmy
somewhat amusing...
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#OBJECTS
#17400
winger shirt t-shirt~
a Winger t-shirt~
Winger... what a cool group.~
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#17401
glasses~
a pair of thick lensed glasses~
You see some thick lensed glasses lying here.~
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#17402
club~
a billy club~
Mr. Buzzcut's "disciplinary facilitator" is waiting for a new owner.~
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#17403
book~
a school book~
A geometry book is getting kicked around the ground.~
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#17404
metallica shirt t-shirt~
a Metallica t-shirt~
Beavis' Metallica t-shirt kinda stinks.~
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#17405
ac/dc shirt t-shirt~
an AC/DC t-shirt~
Butthead's AC/DC t-shirt has large nacho cheese stains on it.~
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#17406
lighter~
a lighter~
Beavis' lighter is kewl... (huhhuhhuh...huhhuhuh...)~
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#17407
plate nachos~
a plate of nachos~
A plate of old dried of nachos sits here on the floor.~
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#17408
video camera~
a video camera~
A very expensive professional video camera is waiting to get hoisted here.~
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A
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#17409
stack paperwork paper~
a stack of paperwork~
Someone left a bunch of paperwork here.~
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#17410
cup coffee~
(Steaming) a cup of coffee~
Some intern forgot to bring this cup of coffee to their boss.~
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A
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#17411
news script~
a news script~
A news script lies here unread.~
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#17412
dan cortese ego~
dan Cortese's Ego~
Oh no! Dan Cortese's ego has left his head!~
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#17413
joe's bong doom~
(Smoking) Joe's Bong of Doom~
Joe Walsh's massive 6' bong sits here awaiting you.~
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#17414
drivers license~
a Driver's License~
Someone's goofy looking driver's license is lying here.~
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#17415
old rusty key~
an old rusty key~
You see an old rusty key here. You wonder what it goes to.~
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#17416
9mm sig 226 gun~
a 9mm Sig 226~
A very nice gun is lying here.~
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A
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A
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#17417
video tape~
a video tape~
Someone dropped a Betacam tape here.~
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2 0 0
#17418
mole~
a mole~
Ewww... somebody's mole is on the floor.~
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#17420
propeller beanie~
a propeller beanie~
Chiapet's beanie is here.~
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#17421
chia sprouts~
chia Sprouts~
Chiapet's sprouts are here.~
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10 0 0
#17422
zippo lighter~
a Zippo(tm) lighter~
A Zippo lighter lies here.~
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5 0 0
#17423
pretzel~
a pretzel~
This pretzel is waiting to be consumed.~
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#17424
big gulp~
a Big Gulp~
A humongous beverage is here tormenting your bladder.~
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3 0 0
#17425
hot dog~
a Hot Dog~
A dried up hotdog that's been roasting for weeks is sitting on the ground.~
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2 0 0
#17426
microwave burrito~
a Microwaved Burrito~
This burrito looks pretty evil.~
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3 0 0
#17427
bag pork rinds~
a bag of Sour Cream and Onion Pork Rinds~
A yummy bag of Sour Cream and Onion pork rinds awaits your mouth.~
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#17428
40 forty bottle malt liquor~
a 40oz bottle of malt liquor~
A 40 of Red Bull is waiting for someone to enjoy.~
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2 0 0
#17429
candy bar~
a candy bar~
A yummy candy bar is lying here.~
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1 0 0
#17430
cracker jack ring~
a Cracker Jack ring~
You see a prize from a Cracker Jack box on the floor.~
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A
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#17431
condom~
a condom~
Someone left an unused condom here.~
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#17433
beastly fido shittyfido~
a Beastly Fido~
A Beastly Fido is here.~
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#17434
cheetara collar~
cheetara's Collar~
Cheetara's collar seems to be missing Cheetara.~
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#17435
jeffery dahmer's fridge~
jeffery Dahmer's Fridge~
Jeffery Dahmer's Fridge is here... (Take or leave food, but don't be greedy!)~
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#ROOMS
#17400
Neighborhood Street~
You are almost hit by a car as you stand in the middle of
the street of a typical suburban neighborhood. As you look
around, you notice a plain looking house to the north. The
street continues east to a dead end. Some graffiti has been
sprayed on the road here.
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#17401
End of Street~
The street ends abruptly here in front of a driveway. Music can be
heard emanating from the house to the north.
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#17402
In front of house~
The music gets louder as you approach the house. Assorted candy
wrappers and small dead mammals are strewn across the yard. The
front door of the house is wide open.
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#17403
Living Room~
You are standing in a living room consisting of a couch and a
television set which seems to be the source of the music. Half-eaten
plates of nachos lie stuck to the floor along with other unidentifiable
bits of garbage.
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#17404
Inside the TV~
Somehow, you have penetrated the television screen and are now standing
in a television studio of some type. You begin to sweat from the heat
of the studio lights. All attention seems to be focused on an
peculiar looking woman.
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#17405
Backstage~
Behind the main set, things are a bit busy. People are walking
around briskly, carrying co-axial cable or video tape. Most of the
traffic seems to be in and out of doorways to the north and south. Bits of
backdrops and other props are blown around by the wind coming through an
open fire door to the east.
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#17406
Hallway~
As you are walking, you run into an intern carrying a tray of coffee. He
mutters and hurries back to get more. To the west you see the bright
lights of a small studio coming through a doorway. You can hear the faint
sounds of accoustic guitar coming from an open dressing room door to the
east.
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#17407
Hallway~
The hallway becomes a little less congested as you walk further
down it. As you peek through a doorway to the west, you see some
faces that you can't initially place. Another dressing room door
is wide open to the east. The hallway seems to get a lot darker
to the south.
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#17408
Dressing Room~
As you step out of the hallway, the guitar sounds become much
clearer as a band warms up. They must be shooting another "Unplugged"
special today or something.
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D3
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#17409
Dressing Room~
Walking into the room, you see a make-up artist working hurriedly
on a performer. She isn't hurrying because it's almost time to shoot,
but because she's about to go nuts from hearing the guy sing the same
line from one of his songs over and over again. (Or maybe that IS the
whole song.)
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D3
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#17410
MTV News Studio~
Before you is the sole source of "news" for most teenagers in America.
Two people are sitting at a long desk in front of a bluescreen.
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#17411
Conference Room~
A room full of eyes turn to you as you walk into the middle of a
very important meeting. Members of some "reunion" bands are negotiating
for airplay, so they can prove to themselves that they aren't over the
hill, while at the same time stuffing their wallets.
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D1
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#17412
Dark Hallway~
It sure has gotten dark towards this end of the hallway. Some stupid
gaffer must have blown a fuse while plugging in some lights. There's
something sorta creepy here. You feel like there's someone here with you.
It must be your imagination.... Or is it? At any rate, you notice a
closed door to the east.
Wait....reality must be shaky right here in this spot inside the
television (well, you are in a television...anyways), you hear the music
of some group coming through a "rip" in the floor... Maybe you could
squeeze through.....
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#17413
Closet~
You have entered a big, dark, smelly closet. At first you think it's
empty, but as you turn to leave, you are accosted by one of the most
evil beings in MTV land!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!
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#17415
Control Room~
You are standing in the middle of the MTV control room. All sorts
of monitors and equipment line the main console. Engineers hurriedly
search for tapes before the current video ends.
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D0
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D2
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#17416
Editing Suite~
As you enter the small room, you see two men working on cutting a
show together. One of the men is muttering about some cameraman who
"Didn't friggin white balance" or something like that.
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0 8 0
D1
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#17417
Back Alley~
Ahhhhhhh... You feel better breathing the cool air out here... That
is... until you smelled the garbage piled up against the wall... The
alley leads to a busy street to the north.
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0 8 1
D0
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D3
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1 -1 17405
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#17418
Street Outside MTV Studios~
The streets of New York... What a beautiful city... NOT! You better
find a taxi before someone takes your wallet.
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0 0 1
D0
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D2
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0 -1 17417
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#17419
Inside a Cab~
You are riding a cab somewhere... You don't know where, but hopefully
this wacko cab driver does... Hopefully, he'll shut up too...
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0 8 0
D2
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0 -1 17418
D3
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0 -1 17420
S
#17420
Outside an Apartment Building~
You are standing in front of a tall apartment building. You aren't
quite sure why you were let out here, but you don't really care...
As long as you're away from that damned cabbie.. A glass door awaits
your entry to the north.
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0 0 1
D0
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0 -1 17421
D1
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0 -1 17419
S
#17421
Lobby~
You quickly realize as you enter the lobby that the elevator has a large
sign that reads "OUT OF ORDER." Not a big deal... Khellis isn't quite
wheelchair accessible either. The stairs can be seen through a doorway
to the west.
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0 8 0
D2
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0 -1 17420
D3
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0 -1 17422
S
#17422
Bottom of Stairs~
You are standing at the bottom of many, many flights of stairs.
Start climbing!
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0 8 5
D1
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0 -1 17421
D4
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0 -1 17423
S
#17423
Staircase~
Keep climbing! There's a doorway to the east if you want to take a break.
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0 8 5
D1
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1 -1 17424
D4
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0 -1 17425
D5
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0 -1 17422
S
#17424
Inside a Loft~
You enter a pretty cool loft. Lights are hanging on the ceiling so
that there's always a good shot for the camera, no matter where you are.
Welcome to the Real World XIII!
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0 8 0
D3
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1 -1 17423
S
#17425
Top of Staircase~
You thought that the stairs would never end! There's a door to the
north that leads out to the roof.
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0 0 4
D0
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0 -1 17426
D5
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0 -1 17423
S
#17426
Roof of Building~
This rooftop seems to be a popular hangout today. Unfortunately,
you wish that these "Kids in the Hall" wannabes were here to jump and
bounce a few times on the hard pavement below instead.
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0 0 1
D0
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0 -1 17437
D1
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0 -1 17439
D2
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0 -1 17425
D3
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0 -1 17435
S
#17427
Front Yard of House~
You are standing before a neat, tidy house.
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0 8 0
D0
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1 -1 17428
D2
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0 -1 17400
S
#17428
Stewart's House~
You are standing inside the front doorway of Stewart's House. He
rushed out to get the door expecting someone else.
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0 8 0
D2
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1 -1 17427
S
#17429
Short Hallway~
You are standing in a short hallway that leads to various studios.
You see some action to the north, and can hear loud music pumping
through the closed door to the west. There's a large sign that
reads "THE GRIND"... READ IT!!!
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0 8 0
D0
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0 -1 17431
D2
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0 -1 17415
D3
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1 -1 17430
E
sign~
BEWARE!! Dancers have been known to get a little physical... (Not that
that's a bad thing.) If you are under level 20 use EXTREME CAUTION!~
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#17430
The Grind's Studio~
You just walked into a room full of sweating and heaving bodies.
Now this is intellectual entertainment at its finest!
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0 8 0
D0
~
~
0 -1 17434
D1
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1 -1 17429
D3
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~
0 -1 17432
S
#17431
House of Style Studio~
Yowzers... Models are walking around everywhere scantily clad. There's
a familiar looking woman standing in front of the camera before you.
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0 8 0
D2
~
~
0 -1 17429
S
#17432
Dance Floor~
You are standing on the dance floor... Get moving!!
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0 8 0
D0
~
~
0 -1 17433
D1
~
~
0 -1 17430
S
#17433
Dance Floor~
You are standing on the dance floor... Get moving!!
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0 8 0
D1
~
~
0 -1 17434
D2
~
~
0 -1 17432
S
#17434
Dance Floor~
You are standing on the dance floor... Get moving!!
~
0 8 0
D2
~
~
0 -1 17430
D3
~
~
0 -1 17433
S
#17435
Southwest corner of the roof.~
You are standing in the southwest corner of the roof. The stairs
are to the east.
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0 0 1
D0
~
~
0 -1 17436
D1
~
~
0 -1 17426
S
#17436
Northwest corner of the roof~
You are standing in the northwest corner of the roof. The stairs
are to the southeast.
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0 0 1
D1
~
~
0 -1 17437
D2
~
~
0 -1 17435
S
#17437
North side of roof~
You are standing on the north side of the roof. The stairs are
to the south.
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0 0 1
D1
~
~
0 -1 17438
D2
~
~
0 -1 17426
D3
~
~
0 -1 17436
S
#17438
Northeast corner of the roof~
You are standing in the northwest corner of the roof. The stairs
are to the southwest.
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0 0 1
D2
~
~
0 -1 17439
D3
~
~
0 -1 17437
S
#17439
Southeast corner of the roof.~
You are standing in the southeast corner of the roof. The stairs
are to the east.
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0 0 1
D0
~
~
0 -1 17438
D3
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~
0 -1 17426
S
#17440
Parking Lot~
You have walked into the parking lot of the local convenience store. The local
hooligans like to hang out here, so watch out. The door of the store has a
sign that reads "OPEN". Pretty strange considering the store is open all the
time.
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0 0 1
D0
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0 -1 17400
D2
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~
1 -1 17441
S
#17441
Inside the Convenience Store~
You are standing at the counter of this store. It is surrounded
by a veritable cornucopia (for you standardized test fans) of junk
food.
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0 8 0
D0
~
~
1 -1 17440
D1
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~
0 -1 17442
D2
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0 -1 17446
S
#17442
Store Aisle~
You are standing in an aisle of the store. Food, drink and condoms are
available for any occasion.
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0 8 0
D1
~
~
0 -1 17443
D2
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~
0 -1 17445
D3
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~
0 -1 17441
S
#17443
Store Aisle~
You are standing in an aisle of the store. Food, drink and condoms are
available for any occasion.
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0 8 0
D2
~
~
0 -1 17444
D3
~
~
0 -1 17442
S
#17444
Store Aisle~
You are standing in an aisle of the store. Food, drink and condoms are
available for any occasion.
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0 8 0
D0
~
~
0 -1 17443
D3
~
~
0 -1 17445
S
#17445
Store Aisle~
You are standing in an aisle of the store. Food, drink and condoms are
available for any occasion.
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0 8 0
D0
~
~
0 -1 17442
D1
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~
0 -1 17444
D3
~
~
0 -1 17446
S
#17446
Store Aisle~
You are standing in an aisle of the store. Food, drink and condoms are
available for any occasion.
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0 8 0
D0
~
~
0 -1 17441
D1
~
~
0 -1 17445
S
#17450
Snarf's Litter Box~
Snarf has made his home in this football field sized litterbox. Your
toes crunch as you step in wonderfully smelling fresh kitty litter.
You just hope that Snarf didn't leave anything else lying around to
step in...
~
0 0 0
D1
~
~
1 -1 17451
D3
~
~
1 -1 17452
S
#17451
Snarf's Private Meeting Room.~
This is Snarf's private meeting room. No one else can come in here,
so you better amuse him...
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0 512 1
D3
~
~
1 -1 17450
S
#17452
Snarf's Torture Chamber~
If you are here, you probably have done something pretty stupid.
You better read this fast, because you'll be dead in about 2 seconds.
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0 8192 1
D1
~
~
1 -1 17450
S
#17512
Walt's Hut~
Looks like Argh finally kicked Walt out! Guess he got sick of having Walt's
friends for dinner (not over for dinner, FOR dinner.) At least he was nice
enough to set Walt up in a new pad. It's a very quaint bamboo hut on a
small tropical island far... very far... so very, VERY far away.
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E
Andre~
He turns his head towards you and shouts "Shut the fuck up!"
~
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#0
#RESETS
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M 1 17400 1 17400 Mr. Anderson to Neighborhood Street
E 1 17401 100 6
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M 1 17403 1 17401 Mr. Buzzcut to End of Street
E 1 17402 100 16
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M 1 17402 1 17401 Dharia to End of Street
E 1 17403 100 17
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M 1 17401 1 17428 Stewart to Stewart's House
E 1 17400 100 5
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M 1 17404 1 17403 Beavis to Living Room
E 1 17404 100 5
E 1 17406 100 16
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M 1 17405 1 17403 Butthead to Living Room
E 1 17405 100 5
E 1 17407 100 16
*
M 1 17406 1 17404 Kennedy to Inside the TV
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M 1 17407 3 17404 A cameraman to Inside the TV
E 1 17408 100 16
*
*
M 1 17408 15 17404 An intern to Inside the TV
E 1 17410 100 16
E 1 17409 100 17
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*
*
M 1 17408 15 17405 An Intern to Backstage
E 1 17410 100 16
E 1 17409 100 17
*
*
*
*
M 1 17408 15 17406 An Intern to Hallway
E 1 17410 100 16
E 1 17409 100 17
*
*
*
M 1 17408 15 17407 An Intern to Hallway
E 1 17410 100 16
E 1 17409 100 17
*
M 1 17409 1 17408 Michael Stipe to Dressing Room
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M 1 17410 1 17409 Meatloaf to Dressing Room
*
M 1 17411 1 17410 Kurt Loder to MTV News Studio
E 1 17411 100 17
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M 1 17412 1 17410 Tabitha Soren to MTV News Studio
E 1 17411 100 17
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M 1 17407 3 17410 A Cameraman to MTV News Studio
E 1 17408 100 16
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M 1 17408 15 17410 An Intern to MTV News Studio
E 1 17410 100 16
E 1 17409 100 17
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M 1 17414 1 17411 Don Henley to Conference Room
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M 1 17415 1 17411 Glenn Frey to Conference Room
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M 1 17416 1 17411 Joe Walsh to Conference Room
E 1 17413 100 16
D 1 17423 1 1 ; Staircase Close East
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M 1 17427 1 17421 Chiapet to Lobby
E 1 17421 100 5
E 1 17420 100 6
E 1 17433 100 16
E 1 17422 100 0
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M 1 17420 1 17412 the Ghost of Kurt Cobain to Dark Hallway
G 1 17415 100
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M 1 17413 1 17413 Dan Cortese to Closet
E 1 17412 100 0
*
M 1 17428 3 17415 An Engineer to Control Room
E 1 17417 100 16
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M 1 17408 15 17415 An Intern to Control Room
E 1 17410 100 16
E 1 17409 100 17
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M 1 17417 1 17416 A Producer to Editing Suite
*
M 1 17418 1 17416 An Editor to Editing Suite
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M 1 17419 1 17419 The Cabbie to Inside a Cab
E 1 17414 100 17
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M 1 17421 1 17420 Ed to Outside an Apartment Building
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M 1 17422 1 17420 Maria to Outside an Apartment Building
*
M 1 17423 1 17420 Winston to Outside an Apartment Building
E 1 17416 100 16
*
M 1 17424 1 17424 Rikki to Inside a Loft
*
M 1 17425 1 17424 Bradley to Inside a Loft
*
M 1 17407 3 17424 A Cameraman to Inside a Loft
E 1 17408 100 16
*
M 1 17408 15 17424 An Intern to Inside a Loft
E 1 17410 100 16
E 1 17409 100 17
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M 1 17426 9 17426 A member of the State to Roof of Building
G 1 17423 100
D 1 17427 0 1 ; Front Yard of House Close North
*
M 1 17408 3 17429 An Intern to Short Hallway
E 1 17410 100 16
E 1 17409 100 17
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M 1 17429 4 17430 Bopping Beauty to The Grind's Studio
*
M 1 17430 4 17430 a Slamming Stud to The Grind's Studio
*
M 1 17431 1 17431 Cindy Crawford to House of Style Studio
E 1 17418 100 6
*
M 1 17430 4 17432 a Slamming Stud to Dance Floor
*
M 1 17429 4 17432 Bopping Beauty to Dance Floor
*
M 1 17429 4 17433 Bopping Beauty to Dance Floor
*
M 1 17430 4 17433 a Slamming Stud to Dance Floor
*
M 1 17429 4 17434 Bopping Beauty to Dance Floor
*
M 1 17430 4 17434 a Slamming Stud to Dance Floor
*
M 1 17426 9 17435 A member of the State to Southwest corner of the roof.
G 1 17423 100
*
M 1 17426 9 17436 A member of the State to Northwest corner of the roof
G 1 17423 100
*
M 1 17426 9 17437 A member of the State to North side of roof
G 1 17423 100
*
M 1 17426 9 17438 A member of the State to Northeast corner of the roof
G 1 17423 100
*
M 1 17426 9 17439 A member of the State to Southeast corner of the roof.
G 1 17423 100
*
*
*
*
M 1 17432 1 17440 Todd to Parking Lot
*
M 1 17433 1 17441 Milton the Cashier to Inside the Convenience Store
G 1 17424 100
G 1 17425 100
G 1 17426 100
G 1 17427 100
G 1 17428 100
G 1 17429 100
G 1 17431 100
D 1 17412 1 2 ; Dark Hallway Lock East
D 1 17413 3 2 ; Closet Lock West
D 1 17441 0 1 ; Inside the Convenience Store Close North
D 1 17402 0 0 ; In front of house Open North
D 1 17406 1 0 ; Hallway Open East
D 1 17406 3 0 ; Hallway Open West
D 1 17407 1 0 ; Hallway Open East
D 1 17407 3 0 ; Hallway Open West
D 1 17408 3 0 ; Dressing Room Open West
D 1 17409 3 0 ; Dressing Room Open West
D 1 17410 1 0 ; MTV News Studio Open East
D 1 17411 1 0 ; Conference Room Open East
D 1 17405 1 0 ; Backstage Open East
D 1 17417 3 0 ; Back Alley Open West
D 1 17440 2 1 ; Parking Lot Close South
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O 1 17429 100 17442 a candy bar to Store Aisle
*
M 1 17434 7 17442 a little kid to Store Aisle
E 1 17430 100 1
G 1 17429 100
*
M 1 17434 7 17441 a little kid to Inside the Convenience Store
E 1 17430 100 1
G 1 17429 100
*
M 1 17434 7 17443 a little kid to Store Aisle
E 1 17430 100 1
G 1 17429 100
*
M 1 17434 7 17444 a little kid to Store Aisle
E 1 17430 100 1
G 1 17429 100
*
M 1 17434 7 17443 a little kid to Store Aisle
E 1 17430 100 1
G 1 17429 100
*
M 1 17434 7 17445 a little kid to Store Aisle
E 1 17430 100 1
G 1 17429 100
*
M 1 17434 7 17446 a little kid to Store Aisle
E 1 17430 100 1
G 1 17429 100
*
M 1 17408 15 17404 An Intern to Inside the TV
E 1 17410 100 16
E 1 17409 100 17
*
M 1 17408 15 17404 An Intern to Inside the TV
E 1 17410 100 16
E 1 17409 100 17
*
M 1 17408 15 17405 An Intern to Backstage
E 1 17410 100 16
E 1 17409 100 17
*
M 1 17408 15 17405 An Intern to Backstage
E 1 17410 100 16
E 1 17409 100 17
*
M 1 17408 15 17405 An Intern to Backstage
E 1 17410 100 16
E 1 17409 100 17
*
M 1 17408 15 17406 An Intern to Hallway
E 1 17410 100 16
E 1 17409 100 17
*
M 1 17408 15 17415 An Intern to Control Room
E 1 17410 100 16
E 1 17409 100 17
*
M 1 17408 15 17415 An Intern to Control Room
E 1 17410 100 16
E 1 17409 100 17
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M 1 17426 9 17426 A member of the State to Roof of Building
G 1 17423 100
*
M 1 17426 9 17435 A member of the State to Southwest corner of the roof.
G 1 17423 100
*
M 1 17426 9 17438 A member of the State to Northeast corner of the roof
G 1 17423 100
*
M 1 17428 3 17415 An Engineer to Control Room
E 1 17417 100 16
*
M 1 17428 1 17415 An Engineer to Control Room
E 1 17417 100 16
D 1 17450 1 1 ; Snarf's Litter Box Close East
D 1 17451 3 1 ; Snarf's Private Meeting Room. Close West
D 1 17452 1 2 ; Snarf's Torture Chamber Lock East
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M 1 17435 1 17452 Xor to Snarf's Torture Chamber
D 1 17450 3 2 ; Snarf's Litter Box Lock West
*
M 1 17436 1 17450 Snarf's steaming turd to Snarf's Litter Box
*
M 1 17443 1 17405 Pauly Shore to Backstage
D 1 17429 3 1 ; Short Hallway Close West
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#SHOPS
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#SPECIALS
M 17400 spec_cast_mage Mr. Anderson
M 17401 spec_cast_cleric Stewart
M 17402 spec_cast_cleric Dharia
M 17403 spec_cast_mage Mr. Buzzcut
M 17404 spec_breath_fire Beavis
M 17405 spec_cast_judge Butthead
M 17406 spec_cast_mage Kennedy
M 17408 spec_thief An Intern
M 17409 spec_cast_mage Michael Stipe
M 17410 spec_cast_mage Meatloaf
M 17411 spec_cast_mage Kurt Loder
M 17412 spec_cast_mage Tabitha Soren
M 17413 spec_cast_mage Dan Cortese
M 17414 spec_guard Don Henley
M 17415 spec_guard Glenn Frey
M 17416 spec_cast_mage Joe Walsh
M 17417 spec_cast_judge A Producer
M 17418 spec_cast_mage An Editor
M 17419 spec_cast_mage The Cabbie
M 17420 spec_cast_undead the Ghost of Kurt Cobain
M 17421 spec_cast_mage Ed
M 17422 spec_cast_mage Maria
M 17423 spec_cast_judge Winston
M 17424 spec_cast_mage Rikki
M 17425 spec_cast_mage Bradley
M 17426 spec_cast_mage A member of the State
M 17427 spec_fido Chiapet
M 17429 spec_cast_cleric Bopping Beauty
M 17430 spec_cast_judge a Slamming Stud
M 17431 spec_cast_mage Cindy Crawford
M 17432 spec_poison Todd
M 17433 spec_cast_mage Milton the Cashier
M 17435 spec_cast_judge Xor
M 17436 spec_fido Snarf's steaming turds
M 17443 spec_cast_cleric Pauly Shore
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#$