#25300 Entry Guard Heel Click~ 0 g 75 ~ wait 1 s emote clicks his heels together sharply and stands up just a little more straight. wait 2 s say Password and name, please. ~ #25301 Swordfish~ 0 d 100 Swordfish~ wait 1 s say You got to be kidding me. Swordfish!? That was a STUPID movie. wait 1 s say There is *no way* that could be this week's password. wait 1 s say Bob, is that this week's password? ~ #25302 I hate Elves~ 0 d 0 I hate elves~ wait 1 s say Well now. I know diggity-darn well that ain't the password since it say ain't a word at all but actually... wait 2 s wait 1 s emote pauses a second to count. wait 2 s wait 1 s say ... its actually six gilly-durn words! wait 1 s say But then, since you hate them durned elves much as me and Bob here, you say pass right on through. Have a good day now, %actor.name%. ~ #25303 Duh~ 0 d 0 this week~ wait 1 s say Fish? We're having fish? wait 2 s wait 1 s mecho Bob looks around hungrily. ~ #25304 Duh II~ 0 d 0 good day now~ wait 10 s mecho Bob twitches just slightly, like he just woke up or something. wait 2 s say Elves? Where's them elves? Lemme at 'em, lemme at 'em! ~ #25305 Slap moron~ 0 d 0 lemme at~ wait 2 s emote slaps Bob on the forehead. wait 1 s say Shuddup, you moron. ~ #25306 You an elf?~ 0 g 50 ~ wait 2 s emote squints at you for just a moment. wait 1 s say You an elf? ~ #25307 Yep, I'm an elf~ 0 d 100 Yes~ wait 1 s say Well, no offense or nothin', but I'm an elf-hater and because of that say I'm gonna have to kill ya. Sorry. wait 2 s kill %actor.name% ~ #25308 Nope, no elves here~ 0 d 100 No~ wait 1 s say Schwew! Are here I thought I was gonna have to kill ya! wait 2 s say You may proceed within. wait 1 s emote taps his heels together once and salutes. ~ #25309 Um, you sposed to be here?~ 0 g 10 ~ if %actor.is_pc% wait 1 s say Um, hm. Uh. You sposed ta' be here? wait 2 s say Cause I don't think I know ya, and I'm a-sposed ta' kill anyone I don't know. wait 2 s emote looks decidely uncomfortable. end ~ #25310 Sorry, gotta kill ya~ 0 g 10 ~ if %actor.is_pc% wait 2 s say Now, I know I never seen you before. wait 2 s say And there was somethin' about people I ain't seen before. wait 2 s emote puts his hand to his chin and think real hard. wait 5 s emote snaps his fingers! wait 1 s say That's it! I'm sposed to kill ya! wait 2 s emote shrugs. kill %actor.name% end ~ $~