#27700 Shire Gossip~ 0 b 40 ~ eval one %random.22% eval two %random.14% eval three %random.25% eval four %random.29% set exclaim[1] And wouldn't you know... set exclaim[2] By eck! set exclaim[3] Belt up, and listen to this... set exclaim[4] Would you Adam & Eve it?! set exclaim[5] Blimey! set exclaim[6] Straight up now... set exclaim[7] Button it! Thats not what I heard! set exclaim[8] Well, while we're chewing the fat... set exclaim[9] Shut your cake 'ole, thats not the story! set exclaim[10] Ah thats a load of old rubbish! set exclaim[11] Crikey! set exclaim[12] Codswallop! set exclaim[13] Heres summat for you. set exclaim[14] Wet your whistle and let me do the talking... set exclaim[15] Flaming Nora! set exclaim[16] Its a load of tripe mate... set exclaim[17] Open your lug 'oles! set exclaim[18] Heres a bit of malarky for you... set exclaim[19] Nathen, me old china... set exclaim[20] Lets have one for the road! set exclaim[21] Now I'm not telling porkies! set exclaim[22] Well this takes the biscuit... set story[1] I heard that set story[2] A little bird told me set story[3] The words around that set story[4] The actual problem was that set story[5] Apparently set story[6] What really happened is set story[7] Its my humble opinion that set story[8] The story is that set story[9] The truth of the matter is set story[10] He told me set story[11] She told me set story[12] They seemed to think set story[13] Popular opinion is that set story[14] If you ask me... set person[1] the cheap git set person[2] the grumpy old bag set person[3] the old gaffer set person[4] that blabbermouth set person[5] the silly twit set person[6] the birdbrain set person[7] that silly slapper set person[8] the bobby-dazzler set person[9] the big tosser set person[10] that foolish berk set person[11] the toe rag set person[12] the wee nipper set person[13] that plonker set person[14] the scallywag set person[15] the tart set person[16] the old codger set person[17] the geezer set person[18] the young lad set person[19] the bloke set person[20] that misery-guts set person[21] the wally set person[22] the little lass set person[23] the clever cloggs set person[24] that cheeky monkey set person[25] me old mate set did[1] went and done a runner. set did[2] just got all brassed off. set did[3] has gone a bit barmy. set did[4] actually clocked him one! set did[5] is not a full shilling. set did[6] told her she could be a bit of alright if she tried. set did[7] is working up to a bit of an argy-bargy. set did[8] told him he was all mouth and no trousers. set did[9] went and threw a wobbly. set did[10] is nothing but aggro. set did[11] left him all on his tod again. set did[12] is a bit of a nutter. set did[13] is completely crackers! set did[14] told me he nearly popped his clogs. set did[15] got in a bit of a cock up! set did[16] went absolutely doole alley! set did[17] reckons he'll come a cropper if he caries on. set did[18] is thick as two short planks. set did[19] had a big old bit of barney the other day. set did[20] is daft as a brush! set did[21] figures he lost his bottle. set did[22] is up the swanny. set did[23] got in a strop. set did[24] seems a bit dodgy to me. set did[25] went on a bender. set did[26] figured it was a good way to make a bob or two. set did[27] was well chuffed about it! set did[28] was like a bull in a china shop. set did[29] got all cheesed off! set first %%exclaim[%one%]%% set second %%story[%two%]%% set third %%person[%three%]%% set fourth %%did[%four%]%% eval first %first% eval second %second% eval third %third% eval fourth %fourth% say %first% %second% %third% %fourth% ~ $~