#30100 The Western Campus Entrance~ This gateway is made of limestone, and covered in ivy. Beyond the entrance, the university stretches as far as the eye can see. A sign is neatly posted on the left pillar of the gateway. It is made of nicely polished brass. Because of this, it looks rather important (as all signs go). The road continues east and west from your present location. ~ 301 4 0 0 0 0 D1 Campus Crescent continues to the east. ~ ~ 0 -1 30101 E info credits~ Campus by Matrix and The Wandering Bard Copyright 1994 by Curious Areas Workshop Campus is a large tongue-in-cheek area loosely based on a Canadian university campus. Below is a step by step guide that should work for most DikuMuds... The campus consists of 232 rooms. #00 (exit west to the rest of the world) #22 (exit north to the rest of the world) #86 (add a PEACEFUL flag if you have one) Edit the following objects: #46 (make the edesc appear as your login screen.) #59 * The mobs in this area were built on a -100 (good) to 100 (bad) armor class range. Remove the extra '0' if you don't need/want it. * Here are some recommended specials for the mobs: #04 should be given a sleep spell to cast #47 should be given an undead process. Zone 301 is linked to the following zones: 302 Campus at 30123 (south) ---> 30236 302 Campus at 30124 (north) ---> 30250 302 Campus at 30126 (east ) ---> 30294 302 Campus at 30126 (west ) ---> 30295 303 Campus at 30129 (west ) ---> 30330 303 Campus at 30130 (east ) ---> 30320 303 Campus at 30130 (south) ---> 30325 303 Campus at 30130 (west ) ---> 30324 302 Campus at 30133 (east ) ---> 30274 302 Campus at 30134 (north) ---> 30276 302 Campus at 30135 (north) ---> 30292 302 Campus at 30135 (west ) ---> 30291 302 Campus at 30136 (east ) ---> 30266 302 Campus at 30140 (south) ---> 30260 302 Campus at 30142 (north) ---> 30201 302 Campus at 30142 (east ) ---> 30203 302 Campus at 30199 (up ) ---> 30200 ~ S #30101 Campus Crescent~ This cobblestone road is not littered in any way, thus displaying the conscientious behaviour of the politically correct students (as they all seem to be). The road continues east and west. ~ 301 0 0 0 0 0 D1 Campus Crescent continues to the east. ~ ~ 0 -1 30102 D3 The gateway can be seen to the west. ~ ~ 0 -1 30100 E cobblestone stone cobble~ The cobblestones are clean. ~ S #30102 Campus Crescent~ This cobblestone road is not littered in any way, thus displaying the conscientious behaviour of the politically correct students (as they all seem to be). The road continues east and west. To the north and south, you can see dormitories. ~ 301 0 0 0 0 0 D0 To the north you see Victoria Hall. ~ door~ 2 30145 30125 D1 Campus Crescent continues to the east. ~ ~ 0 -1 30103 D2 To the south you see Leonard Hall. ~ ~ 0 -1 30126 D3 Campus Crescent continues to the west. ~ ~ 0 -1 30101 E cobblestone stone cobble~ The cobblestones are clean. ~ E dorm dormitory dormitories~ Well, they're dormitories. What else can be said? ~ S #30103 Campus Crescent~ This cobblestone road is not littered in any way, thus displaying the conscientious behaviour of the politically correct students (as they all seem to be). The road continues east and west. A noxious smell permeates from the south. ~ 301 0 0 0 0 0 D1 Campus Crescent crosses University Avenue to the east. ~ ~ 0 -1 30104 D2 To the south you barely see the Mary Rotte Cafeteria. ~ ~ 0 -1 30127 D3 Campus Crescent continues to the west. ~ ~ 0 -1 30102 E caf cafeteria~ You barely see, through the thick putrid fumes, the Mary Rotte Cafeteria. ~ E cobblestone stone cobble~ The cobblestones are clean. ~ S #30104 The Crossroads~ Campus Crescent meets University Avenue at this very point... Right here. (Thus the name Crossroads. ) University runs north-south whilst Campus runs east-west. ~ 301 0 0 0 0 0 D0 University Avenue heads off to the north. ~ ~ 0 -1 30110 D1 Campus Crescent runs to the east. ~ ~ 0 -1 30105 D2 To the south, you see University Avenue. ~ ~ 0 -1 30108 D3 To the west, Campus Crescent continues merrily. ~ ~ 0 -1 30103 E cobblestone stone cobble~ There are no cobblestones here! You feel very silly looking at something that is not here. ~ S #30105 Campus Crescent~ This cobblestone road is not littered in any way, thus displaying the conscientious behaviour of the politically correct students (as they all seem to be). The road continues east and west. A large building lies south, off the road. You can see another building to the north. ~ 301 0 0 0 0 0 D0 To the north, lies the Arts faculty building, Corry-Mack. ~ ~ 0 -1 30134 D1 Campus Crescent continues to the east. ~ ~ 0 -1 30106 D2 The Student Health Services building lies off the road to the south. ~ ~ 0 -1 30131 D3 The Crossroads lie to the west. ~ ~ 0 -1 30104 E building~ The buildings seem warm and inviting. You almost feel like hugging one. ~ E cobblestone stone cobble~ The cobblestones are clean. ~ S #30106 Campus Crescent~ This cobblestone road is not littered in any way, thus displaying the conscientious behaviour of the politically correct students (as they all seem to be). The road continues east and west. The bookstore is to the north. An odd, round-shaped building lies to the south. ~ 301 0 0 0 0 0 D0 Well, as I said earlier, the bookstore is to the north! Try looking at it. ~ ~ 0 -1 30165 D1 Campus Crescent ends to the east. ~ ~ 0 -1 30107 D2 The Physics building, Sterling Hall is to the south. ~ ~ 0 -1 30130 D3 Campus Crescent continues to the west. ~ ~ 0 -1 30105 E round building~ Yes... It's a round building. Go figure. ~ E bookstore~ The bookstore is a 2-story cubical building, loud noises emanate from the top floor. ~ E cobblestone stone cobble~ The cobblestones are still clean. ~ S #30107 Division Road~ Asphalt pavement lies heinously beneath your feet. The road continues north and south. A nice cobblestone road leads off to the west. ~ 301 0 0 0 0 0 D0 Division Road continues north. ~ ~ 0 -1 30118 D2 Division Road continues south. ~ ~ 0 -1 30119 D3 Campus Crescent and its cobblestones are to the west. ~ ~ 0 -1 30106 E asphalt pavement~ It's asphalt. ~ E cobblestone stone cobble~ It's asphalt, you idiot! If you want to look at cobblestones, go west. ~ S #30108 University Avenue~ This nicely crafted dirt road runs north-south. It is normally filled with students. An awful fog drifts in from the west. ~ 301 0 0 0 0 0 D0 University Avenue crosses a cobblestone road to the north. ~ ~ 0 -1 30104 D2 University Avenue continues south. ~ ~ 0 -1 30109 D3 The cafeteria lies to the west. ~ ~ 0 -1 30128 E cafeteria fog~ The fog seems to be coming from the Mary Rotte Cafeteria. ~ E dirt~ It's unclean matter, such as mud, trash, earth, or soil. (Webster's New World Dictionary) ~ E cobblestone stone cobble~ It's a dirt road. There are NO cobblestones here, although to the north... ~ S #30109 University Avenue~ This nicely crafted dirt road runs north-south. But it ends here. It is normally filled with students. There is a dormitory to west. ~ 301 0 0 0 0 0 D0 University Avenue continues to the north. ~ ~ 0 -1 30108 D3 Morris House lies to the west. ~ ~ 0 -1 30129 E dormitory dorm~ They are student living establishments. ~ E dirt~ It's unclean matter, such as mud, trash, earth, or soil. (Webster's New World Dictionary) ~ S #30110 University Avenue~ This nicely crafted dirt road runs north-south. It is normally filled with students. Buildings lie on either side of the street. ~ 301 0 0 0 0 0 D0 University Avenue continues to the north. ~ ~ 0 -1 30111 D1 The Arts building, Corry-Mack, lies to the east. ~ ~ 0 -1 30133 D2 University Avenue crosses Campus Crescent to the south. ~ ~ 0 -1 30104 D3 The Engineering building, Ellis Hall, lies to the west. ~ ~ 0 -1 30132 E building buildings~ There are two buildings here. Which one? ~ E dirt~ It's unclean matter, such as mud, trash, earth, or soil. (Webster's New World Dictionary) ~ E cobblestone stone cobble~ It's a dirt road. There are NO cobblestones here, although to the south... ~ S #30111 University Avenue~ This nicely crafted dirt road runs north-south. It is normally filled with students. Buildings lie on either side of the street. ~ 301 0 0 0 0 0 D0 University Avenue continues to the north. ~ ~ 0 -1 30112 D1 The Science building, Frosty Annex, lies to the east. ~ ~ 0 -1 30136 D2 University Avenue continues to the south. ~ ~ 0 -1 30110 D3 The Commerce building, Dunning Hall, lies to the west. ~ ~ 0 -1 30135 E building buildings~ There are two buildings here. Which one? ~ E dirt~ It's unclean matter, such as mud, trash, earth, or soil. (Webster's New World Dictionary) ~ S #30112 University Avenue~ This nicely crafted dirt road runs north-south. It is normally filled with students. A road branches off to the east. ~ 301 0 0 0 0 0 D0 University Avenue continues to the north. ~ ~ 0 -1 30113 D1 Union Street branches off to the east. ~ ~ 0 -1 30114 D2 University Avenue continues to the south. ~ ~ 0 -1 30111 E dirt~ It's unclean matter, such as mud, trash, earth, or soil. (Webster's New World Dictionary) ~ S #30113 University Avenue~ This nicely crafted dirt road runs north-south. It is normally filled with students. To the north you can see several menacing figures. There is a sign here. Reading it would be beneficial to your health and general well-being. ~ 301 0 0 0 0 0 D0 Low-income student housing lies to the north. BEWARE! ~ ~ 0 -1 30124 D1 The student centre, known as the "J" Dock, stands to the east. ~ ~ 0 -1 30138 D2 University Avenue continues to the south. ~ ~ 0 -1 30112 E building~ The student centre lies to the east. ~ E sign warning~ The sign says: Welcome to the Student Ghetto! Fine $103.50 for carrying open alcohol in the streets. Fine $ 53.75 for excessively loud noises. ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK! ~ E dirt~ It's unclean matter, such as mud, trash, earth, or soil. (Webster's New World Dictionary) ~ S #30114 Union Street~ This non-descript road segment runs east-west between University Avenue and Division Road. To the north is the student centre. ~ 301 0 0 0 0 0 D0 The student centre, known as the "J" Dock, stands to the north. ~ ~ 0 -1 30137 D1 Union Street continues to the east. ~ ~ 0 -1 30115 D3 University Avenue lies to the west. ~ ~ 0 -1 30112 E building~ The student centre lies to the north. ~ E non-descript non descript~ (No description) ~ S #30115 Union Street~ This non-descript road segment runs east-west between University Avenue and Division Road. There are buildings on either side of the street. ~ 301 0 0 0 0 0 D0 The main entrance to the Jock Hardy Gym lies to the north. ~ ~ 0 -1 30139 D1 Division Road lies to the east. ~ ~ 0 -1 30116 D2 The Grant Hall assembly hall is south of here. ~ ~ 0 -1 30140 D3 Union Street continues to the west. ~ ~ 0 -1 30114 E building buildings~ There are two buildings here. Which one? ~ E non-descript non descript~ (No description) ~ S #30116 Division Road~ Asphalt pavement lies heinously beneath your feet. The road continues south. A non-descript road leads off to the west. A building lies to the north. ~ 301 0 0 0 0 0 D0 The Jock Hardy Arena is to the north. ~ ~ 0 -1 30161 D2 Division Road continues south. ~ ~ 0 -1 30117 D3 Union Street is to the west. ~ ~ 0 -1 30115 E asphalt pavement~ It's asphalt. ~ E building gym arena~ The Jock Hardy Arena lies to the north. ~ S #30117 Division Road~ Asphalt pavement lies heinously beneath your feet. The road continues north and south. ~ 301 0 0 0 0 0 D0 Division Road continues north. ~ ~ 0 -1 30116 D2 Division Road continues south. ~ ~ 0 -1 30118 E zork~ What would possess you to look at that? What is a zork anyways? ~ E asphalt pavement~ It's asphalt. ~ S #30118 Division Road~ Asphalt pavement lies heinously beneath your feet. The road continues north and south. A building is off to the west. ~ 301 0 0 0 0 0 D0 Division Road continues north. ~ ~ 0 -1 30117 D2 Division Road continues south. ~ ~ 0 -1 30107 D3 The Campus bookstore lies to the west. ~ ~ 0 -1 30141 E asphalt pavement~ It's asphalt. ~ E bookstore building~ The bookstore is a 2-story cubical building, loud noises emanate from the top floor. ~ S #30119 Division Road~ Asphalt pavement lies heinously beneath your feet. The road continues north and south. ~ 301 0 0 0 0 0 D0 Division Road continues north. ~ ~ 0 -1 30107 D2 Division Road continues south. ~ ~ 0 -1 30120 E zork~ What would possess you to look at that? What is a zork anyways? ~ E asphalt pavement~ It's asphalt. ~ S #30120 Division Road~ Asphalt pavement lies heinously beneath your feet. The road continues north and south. A tree has been planted here. ~ 301 0 0 0 0 0 D0 Division Road continues north. ~ ~ 0 -1 30119 D2 Division Road continues south. ~ ~ 0 -1 30121 E tree~ It has been placed here just to relieve the monotony. It serves no other purpose whatsoever. ~ E asphalt pavement~ It's asphalt. ~ S #30121 Division Road~ Asphalt pavement lies heinously beneath your feet. The road continues north. A dormitory sits to the east. Strange that it's so far from everything else... ~ 301 0 0 0 0 0 D0 Division Road continues north. ~ ~ 0 -1 30120 D1 Wally World sits to the east. ~ ~ 0 -1 30142 E dorm dormitory~ This is a rather tall dormitory. You'd guess that in real life, it's probably 11-stories high, but since that would take an absurd amount of time to program, you don't think that there are that many floors in this replica of the building. ~ E asphalt pavement~ It's asphalt. ~ S #30122 The Northern Campus Entrance~ This gateway is made of limestone, and covered in ivy. Beyond the entrance, the university stretches as far as the eye can see. A sign is neatly posted on the left pillar of the gateway. It is made of nicely polished brass. Because of this, it looks rather important (as all signs go). The road continues north and south from your present location. ~ 301 4 0 0 0 0 D2 The Student GHETTO... Beware! ~ ~ 0 -1 30123 E gate gateway pillar~ The gateway is made of limestone and covered in ivy. As you already knew that you feel rather silly wasting your time looking at it. There is a sign on the left pillar. ~ E sign plaque~ The nicely polished brass plaque reads: University of XXX ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK ~ S #30123 The Ghetto~ The area you see ahead of you is low cost student housing, which is quite run down, almost into the ground in fact. You can see many furtive shapes moving through the darkness. ~ 301 4 0 0 0 0 D0 The gateway lies to the north. ~ ~ 0 -1 30122 D2 This is the ghetto, do you really need to know what is south of you? ~ ~ 0 -1 30236 S #30124 The Ghetto~ The area you see ahead of you is low cost student housing, which is quite run down, almost into the ground in fact. You can see many furtive shapes moving through the darkness. ~ 301 4 0 0 0 0 D0 This is the ghetto, do you really need to know what is north of you? ~ ~ 0 -1 30250 D2 The nice part of University Avenue begins to the south. ~ ~ 0 -1 30113 S #30125 Victoria Hall~ This is a locked room with no method of entry... Yet... The main reason for this is the high number of already existing dormitories and it was thought that this one wouldn't add anything. ~ 301 12 0 0 0 0 D2 Campus Crescent lies to the south. ~ door~ 2 30145 30102 S #30126 Leonard Hall Lobby~ This is the lobby of the all-males residence. To the north you can see Campus Crescent. To both the east and west you can see locked doors. The floor is decorated with rather ugly, puce tiles. Beside the east door you can see an enormous amount of mailboxes. ~ 301 8 0 0 0 0 D0 The cobblestoned Campus Crescent lies to the north. ~ ~ 0 -1 30102 D1 There is a locked door leading to a stairwell. ~ door~ 1 30106 30294 D3 There is a locked door leading to a stairwell. ~ door~ 1 30105 30295 E tiles floor~ The floor is covered with tiles that are so ugly, you have a difficult time keeping your lunch down ~ E mailbox mailboxes~ All of the mailboxes are all empty ... Just like normal you think. ~ S #30127 Mary Rotte Cafeteria Entrance~ As you walk through the entrance of the cafeteria, your appetite suddenly disappears. In this entrance, you'll normally find long line-ups to get into the cafeteria, but it's incomprehensible why. The only safe exit is to the north, but if you feel courageous enough, you can venture south. There is a door to the west. ~ 301 136 0 0 0 0 D0 You long to go north. ~ ~ 0 -1 30103 D2 The dining hall lies to the south... Beware! ~ ~ 0 -1 30145 D3 There is a doorway leading to the kitchen. ~ door doorway~ 1 -1 30143 E door doorway~ You believe that the doorway leads to the kitchen. Let's give our compliments to the chef... *grin* ~ E cafeteria caf~ Yes, this is the cafeteria. ~ S #30128 Mary Rotte Cafeteria Entrance~ As you walk through the entrance of the cafeteria, your appetite suddenly disappears. In this entrance, you'll normally find long line-ups to get into the cafeteria, but it's incomprehensible why. The only safe exit is to the east, but if you feel courageous enough, you can venture west. There is a door to the south. ~ 301 136 0 0 0 0 D1 You long to go east. ~ ~ 0 -1 30108 D2 There is a doorway leading to the kitchen. ~ door doorway~ 1 -1 30151 D3 The dining hall lies to the west... Beware! ~ ~ 0 -1 30148 E door doorway~ You believe that the doorway leads to the kitchen. Let's give our compliments to the chef... *grin* ~ E cafeteria caf~ Yes, this is the cafeteria. ~ S #30129 Morris House~ This large building seems to be another dormitory... Of sorts. It is built is a style combining Neo-Georgian features with all the advantages of modern design. A hallway shrouded in darkness leads off to the west, and the road is to the east. ~ 301 12 0 0 0 0 D1 University Avenue lies to the east. ~ ~ 0 -1 30109 D3 This hallway leads into the depths of Morris. ~ ~ 0 -1 30330 S #30130 The Entrance To Sterling Hall~ This is the entrance to the famed circular building, Sterling Hall. Supposedly, if you walk in one direction long enough, you will get to where you want to be. Exits lead in all cardinal directions. A footnote has been attached to this description. ~ 301 8 0 0 0 0 D0 Campus Crescent can be seen through the glass doors. ~ ~ 0 -1 30106 D1 The hallway continues east. ~ ~ 0 -1 30320 D2 An opening to the south brings you to the centre of the building. ~ ~ 0 -1 30325 D3 The hallway continues west. ~ ~ 0 -1 30324 E footnote~ Yes, believe it or not, this is a reasonably accurate representation of the Physics building, Stirling Hall at our university. The lecture halls are numbered in the same manner as represented and it is in fact round, so that you can walk in one direction all the way around the building. ~ E round circle circular~ Yes, it's round. ~ S #30131 The Student Health Services Entrance~ This nice and inviting building does not seem quite so nice and inviting anymore now that you can smell the Formeldehyde. But life has brightened substantially, there is a Birth Control Centre to the east and a De-Tox unit to the south. To the north lies a tempting exit to a cobblestone covered street. ~ 301 12 0 0 0 0 D0 Back to cobblestones, eh? ~ ~ 0 -1 30105 D1 The Birth Control Centre looks mighty inviting doesn't it? ~ ~ 0 -1 30172 D2 The De-Tox unit to the south looks like a good place to rest. ~ ~ 0 -1 30173 S #30132 Entrance To Ellis Hall~ This entrance is covered in finely wrought carvings depicting great engineering events (like the construction of this area) that have taken place in XXX's history. There are two exits, east to the street and west further inside the building. ~ 301 8 0 0 0 0 D1 University Avenue lies to the east. ~ ~ 0 -1 30110 D3 It is too dark to tell what the next room is. ~ ~ 0 -1 30174 E carvings~ These carvings depict the heroic deeds of Matrix and the Wandering Bard. Here they have just defeated the creature known as the Zon File. ~ S #30133 Corry-Mack Building~ The Arts faculty building was obviously the brain child of a maze enthusiast. Its twisting halls have absolutely boggled the greatest minds of Vernmot... As well as the not so great minds. The halls beckon you to the east. University Avenue lies to the west. ~ 301 8 0 0 0 0 D1 The twisting halls of Corry-Mack call from the east. ~ ~ 0 -1 30274 D3 University Avenue lies to the west. ~ ~ 0 -1 30110 E minds mind great greatest~ All of whom were probably smarter than you. ~ E halls hallways hall hallway~ They are twisting alright. ~ S #30134 Corry-Mack Hall~ The Arts faculty building was obviously the brain child of a maze enthusiast. Its twisting halls have absolutely boggled the greatest minds of XXX... As well as the not so great minds. The halls beckon you to the north. Campus Crescent is south of here. ~ 301 8 0 0 0 0 D0 The twisting halls of Corry-Mack lie ahead. ~ ~ 0 -1 30276 D2 Campus Crescent lies to the south. ~ ~ 0 -1 30105 E minds mind great greatest~ All of whom were probably smarter than you. ~ E halls hallways hall hallway~ They are twisting alright. ~ S #30135 Dunning Hall Lobby~ This is the nerve center of the Commerce Department at UNX (University of North XXX). There are two exits. One to the north which seems to lead to a hall of some sort, and on to the west which leads into a large room. ~ 301 8 0 0 0 0 D0 A hall leads off to the north. ~ ~ 0 -1 30292 D1 University Avenue lies to the east. ~ ~ 0 -1 30111 D3 A large room stands to the east. What else would it do, sit? ~ ~ 0 -1 30291 S #30136 Frosty Annex Entrance Hall~ As you walk off the street, you begin to notice how old and decrepit this building is. If perchance you are passing through this room on your way out of the building you noticed how old this building seemed quite a long time ago. There are two exits. One to the road, which happens to lie to the west and the exit to the east leads to a long hallway. ~ 301 8 0 0 0 0 D1 A long hallway leads off in this direction. ~ ~ 0 -1 30266 D3 University Avenue lies immediately to your west. ~ ~ 0 -1 30111 S #30137 The Central Annex~ This nicely decorated, cavernous room resembles a large meeting hall. To the east you can see the Infobank, and to the west, you can see the Tuck Shoppe. North of you is the back hall with its bank machines, and south is the exit to Union Street. This area is usually rather busy with students as this is the University Student Centre. ~ 301 8 0 0 0 0 D0 To the north you can see the back hall, complete with numerous bank machines, but of course you already knew that, didn't you? ~ ~ 0 -1 30138 D1 To the east you can see the Infobank of the University. ~ ~ 0 -1 30167 D2 To the south is the exit onto the street. ~ ~ 0 -1 30114 D3 The Tuck Shoppe is located to your west. ~ ~ 0 -1 30169 E prawn~ You see nothing even remotely resembling that here. ~ S #30138 The Back Hall~ This is the back hall of the Student Centre. You can see a Post Office to the north, and a games room to the east. The Central Annex is located to the south whilst the street is located directly to your west. ~ 301 8 0 0 0 0 D0 You can distinctly see a post office here, it might have a message in it, but you are not quite sure. ~ ~ 0 -1 30170 D1 There are electronic sounds coming from the east. ~ ~ 0 -1 30168 D2 The large central annex lies to the south. ~ ~ 0 -1 30137 D3 University Avenue is located just to the west. ~ ~ 0 -1 30113 S #30139 Jock Hardy Lobby~ Several plaques line the walls, commemorating the great athletic achievements of the students and alumni. Exits branch off in many directions. There is a sign here. ~ 301 8 0 0 0 0 D0 There is a stairway to the north. ~ ~ 0 -1 30152 D1 A long hallway lies to the east. ~ ~ 0 -1 30160 D2 Union Street lies to the south. ~ ~ 0 -1 30115 D3 A long hallway lies to the west. ~ ~ 0 -1 30153 E sign~ The sign says: Gym -> North Arena -> East Locker Rooms -> West Exit -> South ~ E plaque plaques~ They are rather boring. A bunch of people you don't know. ~ S #30140 The Grant Hall Building~ This is the entry hall of the Grant Hall Building. This building is lavishly furnished (with only chairs) and is used for important assemblies. The auditorium lies to the south. ~ 301 8 0 0 0 0 D0 Union Street lies to the north. ~ ~ 0 -1 30115 D2 The auditorium lies to the south. ~ ~ 0 -1 30260 S #30141 Campus Bookstore~ This shop is filled with over-priced items that every university student would want for his, her, or its own home. Such items as sweatshirts, pants, T-shirts, and, of course, over-priced books that can do for presents to the rest of the family. There are two exits, one to the south and one to the east. Both exits are well guarded by security to prevent stolen goods from leaving the store before being (over-) priced. ~ 301 140 0 0 0 0 D1 Outside you can see Division Road. ~ ~ 0 -1 30118 D2 To the south you can see the entrance to the Campus Pub. ~ door~ 1 -1 30165 E sweatshirt sweatshirts pants t-shirt t-shirts books~ There is absolutely no point in looking at anything because the prices are almost like paying two or three arms and legs to buy something to cover them... ~ S #30142 Wally World Reception Area~ This is the entrance to the fabulous Wally World, located soulfully on East Campus, miles away from everything else. There are three exits from here, west to the street and main campus, east to explore the depths of Wally World, and north to visit the front office and reception desk. ~ 301 8 0 0 0 0 D0 This way leads to the reception desk. ~ ~ 0 -1 30201 D1 This leads to the lounge. ~ ~ 0 -1 30203 D3 This leads back to Division Road and the main campus. ~ ~ 0 -1 30121 S #30143 The Kitchen~ The kitchen is filled with a light mist of smoke rising from the stoves. The food here is mass-produced and cheaply made. After watching how they cook this food you are glad you do not normally eat at the cafeteria. There is a door to the east. ~ 301 8 0 0 0 0 D1 The doorway leads back out of the kitchen. ~ door doorway~ 1 -1 30127 D2 The kitchen continues south. ~ ~ 0 -1 30144 E food~ Believe me, you don't want to look at that! ~ E door doorway~ You stare intently at the door. Its wooden frame enthrals you. ~ S #30144 The Kitchen~ The kitchen is filled with a light mist of smoke rising from the stoves. The food here is mass-produced and cheaply made. After watching how they cook this food you are glad you do not normally eat at the cafeteria. ~ 301 8 0 0 0 0 D0 The kitchen continues north. ~ ~ 0 -1 30143 E food~ Believe me, you don't want to look at that! ~ S #30145 Dining Hall~ The cafeteria dining hall is filled with poor students that are forced to eat this food to subsist. You feel pity upon them as you watch them fill their stomachs with this sorry excuse for food. The dining hall continues east and south. The exit is to the north. ~ 301 8 0 0 0 0 D0 An unknown force draws you north. ~ ~ 0 -1 30127 D1 The dining hall continues east. ~ ~ 0 -1 30146 D2 The dining hall continues south. ~ ~ 0 -1 30147 E students poor~ You feel sorry for them. ~ E food~ Believe me, you don't want to look at that! ~ S #30146 Dining Hall~ The cafeteria dining hall is filled with poor students that are forced to eat this food to subsist. You feel pity upon them as you watch them fill their stomachs with this sorry excuse for food. The dining hall continues west and south. ~ 301 8 0 0 0 0 D2 The dining hall continues south. ~ ~ 0 -1 30148 D3 The dining hall continues west. ~ ~ 0 -1 30145 E students poor~ You feel sorry for them. ~ E food~ Believe me, you don't want to look at that! ~ S #30147 Dining Hall~ The cafeteria dining hall is filled with poor students that are forced to eat this food to subsist. You feel pity upon them as you watch them fill their stomachs with this sorry excuse for food. The dining hall continues north and east. ~ 301 8 0 0 0 0 D0 The dining hall continues north. ~ ~ 0 -1 30145 D1 The dining hall continues east. ~ ~ 0 -1 30148 E students poor~ You feel sorry for them. ~ E food~ Believe me, you don't want to look at that! ~ S #30148 Dining Hall~ The cafeteria dining hall is filled with poor students that are forced to eat this food to subsist. You feel pity upon them as you watch them fill their stomachs with this sorry excuse for food. The dining hall continues north and west. The exit is to the east. ~ 301 8 0 0 0 0 D0 The dining hall continues north. ~ ~ 0 -1 30146 D1 An unknown force draws you east. ~ ~ 0 -1 30128 D3 The dining hall continues west. ~ ~ 0 -1 30147 E students poor~ You feel sorry for them. ~ E food~ Believe me, you don't want to look at that! ~ S #30149 Kitchen~ The kitchen is filled with a light mist of smoke rising from the stoves. The food here is mass-produced and cheaply made. After watching how they cook this food you are glad you do not normally eat at the cafeteria. There is a door here. ~ 301 8 0 0 0 0 D1 The kitchen continues east. ~ ~ 0 -1 30151 D2 There is a storeroom beyond the door to the south. ~ door doorway~ 1 -1 30150 E door doorway~ It's a door. It has a nice steel frame surrounding a metallic door. ~ E food~ Believe me, you don't want to look at that! ~ S #30150 A Storeroom~ Stowed away here are different ingredients and packages containing pre-made spam and other uninteresting stuff. But wait! They keep edible food here too! So that's what the staff eats! ~ 301 8 0 0 0 0 D0 These stairs lead back to the door to the kitchen. ~ door doorway~ 1 -1 30149 E door doorway~ It's a door. It has a nice steel frame surrounding a metallic door. ~ E spam pre-made packages ingredients uninteresting stuff~ It's rather uninteresting. ~ E food~ Well, it's food. ~ S #30151 Kitchen~ The kitchen is filled with a light mist of smoke rising from the stoves. The food here is mass-produced and cheaply made. After watching how they cook this food you are glad you do not normally eat at the cafeteria. There is a door to the north. ~ 301 8 0 0 0 0 D0 The doorway leads back out of the kitchen. ~ door doorway~ 1 -1 30128 D3 The kitchen continues west. ~ ~ 0 -1 30149 E food~ Believe me, you don't want to look at that! ~ E door doorway~ You stare intently at the door. Its wooden frame enthrals you. ~ S #30152 Stairway~ As the title implies, there is a set of stairs here which lead up. ~ 301 8 0 0 0 0 D2 The main lobby is to the south. ~ ~ 0 -1 30139 D4 The stairs lead up. ~ ~ 0 -1 30154 S #30153 Hallway~ The hallway leads off west into the locker room, and east into the lobby. ~ 301 9 0 0 0 0 D1 The main lobby is east. ~ ~ 0 -1 30139 D3 The smell wafting from the room behind the door identifies it as a locker room. ~ door~ 1 -1 30155 S #30154 Equipment Room~ The equipment room houses various items used to work out and for sports. There is a set of stairs here which lead down. ~ 301 8 0 0 0 0 D3 The Gym is to the west. ~ ~ 0 -1 30156 D5 The stairs lead down. ~ ~ 0 -1 30152 S #30155 Locker Room~ The fresh smell of sweat lingers in the locker rooms. There is a set of stairs nearby. ~ 301 8 0 0 0 0 D1 A hallway branches off to the east. ~ door~ 1 -1 30153 D4 The stairs lead up. ~ ~ 0 -1 30156 S #30156 The Gym~ Think big. Think very big. Think bigger still. Well, this gym isn't that big, but it's pretty big. The locker rooms are down the stairs. The equipment room lies to the east. ~ 301 8 0 0 0 0 D0 The gym continues to the north. ~ ~ 0 -1 30157 D1 The equipment room is to the east. ~ ~ 0 -1 30154 D3 The gym continues to the west. ~ ~ 0 -1 30159 D5 The stairs lead down. ~ ~ 0 -1 30155 S #30157 The Gym~ Think big. Think very big. Think bigger still. Well, this gym isn't that big, but it's pretty big. ~ 301 8 0 0 0 0 D2 The gym continues to the south. ~ ~ 0 -1 30156 D3 The gym continues to the west. ~ ~ 0 -1 30158 S #30158 The Gym~ Think big. Think very big. Think bigger still. Well, this gym isn't that big, but it's pretty big. ~ 301 8 0 0 0 0 D1 The gym continues to the east. ~ ~ 0 -1 30157 D2 The gym continues to the south. ~ ~ 0 -1 30159 S #30159 The Gym~ Think big. Think very big. Think bigger still. Well, this gym isn't that big, but it's pretty big. ~ 301 8 0 0 0 0 D0 The gym continues to the north. ~ ~ 0 -1 30158 D1 The gym continues to the east. ~ ~ 0 -1 30156 S #30160 The Hall To The Arena~ This hall leads to the arena (that is if you are coming from the lobby). Otherwise, this hall leads to the lobby (from the arena, that is). ~ 301 9 0 0 0 0 D1 That is the direction to the arena. ~ ~ 0 -1 30161 D3 This is the direction to the lobby. ~ ~ 0 -1 30139 S #30161 Jock Hardy Arena~ The arena is about as big as the gym, but it is covered in ICE! Wheeeee! There is an entrance to the south and a hallway to the west. ~ 301 8 0 0 0 0 D0 The arena continues to the north. ~ ~ 0 -1 30162 D1 The arena continues to the east. ~ ~ 0 -1 30164 D2 Division Road lies to the south. ~ ~ 0 -1 30116 D3 The hall which leads to the lobby (from here) is west. ~ ~ 0 -1 30160 E ice covered~ Never seen ice before? Try Canada. ~ S #30162 Jock Hardy Arena~ The arena is about as big as the gym, but it is covered in ICE! Wheeeee! ~ 301 8 0 0 0 0 D1 The arena continues to the east. ~ ~ 0 -1 30163 D2 The arena continues to the south. ~ ~ 0 -1 30161 E ice covered~ Never seen ice before? Try Canada. ~ S #30163 Jock Hardy Arena~ The arena is about as big as the gym, but it is covered in ICE! Wheeeee! ~ 301 8 0 0 0 0 D2 The arena continues to the south. ~ ~ 0 -1 30164 D3 The arena continues to the west. ~ ~ 0 -1 30162 E ice covered~ Never seen ice before? Try Canada. ~ S #30164 Jock Hardy Arena~ The arena is about as big as the gym, but it is covered in ICE! Wheeeee! ~ 301 8 0 0 0 0 D0 The arena continues to the north. ~ ~ 0 -1 30163 D3 The arena continues to the west. ~ ~ 0 -1 30161 E ice covered~ Never seen ice before? Try Canada. ~ S #30165 Campus Pub Stairwell~ This stairwell leads up to the ever popular (and ever-loud) Campus Pub. There are also exits to the north and south leading to the Campus Bookstore and University Crescent respectively. The stairwell is quite worn in from all the boots trampling up and down it all day (and night). The exit to the north is much less worn but the path to the south has been worn right down. There is a small sign partway up the stairwell. ~ 301 8 0 0 0 0 D0 The Campus Bookstore is located to the north. ~ door~ 1 -1 30141 D2 Campus Crescent, and its cobblestones, is just to the south. ~ ~ 0 -1 30106 D4 The Campus Pub is just above your head...just go up the stairs...if you can stand the noise that is. ~ ~ 0 -1 30166 E small sign~ The sign reads: NO minors allowed. ~ S #30166 Campus Pub~ This is your everyday campus pub with loud music, lots of underagers, lots of beer, and the perennial favourite, Moshing. You find it very difficult to move around, so decide to limit yourself to the bar. There is only one exit... The one you entered by (down if you can't remember). ~ 301 8 0 0 0 0 D5 The only way out is down. ~ ~ 0 -1 30165 E moshing mosh~ All you can see is a mass of bodies moving up and down, up and down... ~ E zorpa~ You see nothing special. Now what is a zorpa anyways? ~ S #30167 The Infobank~ This is the Infobank of the university. From previous experience you realize that any information will be grossly inaccurate, if truthful at all. You can see a map of the university on the wall as well as a list of the student government. The only exit is the way you came in, but with student governments you never know... ~ 301 8 0 0 0 0 D3 Back to the Central annex. ~ ~ 0 -1 30137 D5 ~ plank~ 1 -1 30171 E list~ The list reads: <name scratched out> President <name scratched out> Vice-President Seems as though everyone is claiming ignorance today. ~ E map~ This map shows absolutely nothing, further proving the value of student governments to you. ~ S #30168 The Games Room~ In this room you see many arcade style games, none of which are plugged in. In one corner you can see a girl playing the Addams Family Pinball Game. There is only one exit. (Guess where it is). ~ 301 8 0 0 0 0 D3 You can still see the central annex from here, there seems to be no getting away from it. ~ ~ 0 -1 30138 E girl pinball addams family~ You can see a girl playing the Addams Family Pinball Game in one corner. ~ S #30169 The Tuck Shoppe~ This is the place to buy whatever kind of food you are looking for, according to the sign all types of food are sold here, all you need to do is ask... ~ 301 140 0 0 0 0 D1 You can see the central annex to the east. ~ ~ 0 -1 30137 S #30170 The Post Office~ This seems to be the standard post office given to any university by the wonderful XXX government. You can tell that it is a university post office because of the surplus amount of obscene graffiti upon the walls. The back hall is south of here. ~ 301 8 0 0 0 0 D2 You can see the back hall from here complete with humming bank machines. ~ ~ 0 -1 30138 E prawn~ You see nothing special. The Prawn is in excellent condition. ~ E wirt~ You really are a sucker for punishment now aren't you? If you still want to read it type "look prawn" ~ E graffiti~ You really don't want to read this! (if you want to continue reading type "look wirt") ~ S #30171 The Special Hidden Room~ This room is completely empty except for the things you can see in it. The only thing of real importance you can see is the plank in the ceiling. ~ 301 8 0 0 0 0 D4 Back to the Infobank we go. ~ plank~ 1 -1 30167 S #30172 Birth Control Centre~ This room is literally plastered with photographs, leaflets, and other birth control paraphernalia. On the table for instance is a stack of pamphlets to be handed out to any students who wish to read them. ~ 301 12 0 0 0 0 D3 To the west you can see the entrance to the building. ~ ~ 0 -1 30131 E pamphlet leaflet photograph photo~ This portrays various bodily functions and things vaguely related that turn even your stomach... Blech! ~ S #30173 De-Tox Unit~ This room seems to be the place where people get "detoxified". Although it smells pretty bad, it wouldn't be a bad idea to remember where this is so that you can rest here later. You find it rather difficult to manoeuvre in here because of the large number of drunks on the floor. The only exit is north. ~ 301 12 0 0 0 0 D0 Back to the entrance... out of the bad smells here... ~ ~ 0 -1 30131 S #30174 Ellis Hall Lobby~ This large room seems to serve as a display area for neat engineering devices and awards. There are four exits. The east exit will take you out towards the street whilst the north and west exits are too dark to see the ends of. The stairs on the south side of the room lead up to the second floor and whatever might be up there... ~ 301 9 0 0 0 0 D0 You can't tell, it's too dark. ~ ~ 0 -1 30175 D1 The street entrance to the building. ~ ~ 0 -1 30132 D3 You can't tell, it's too dark. ~ ~ 0 -1 30177 D4 You aren't quite sure what could be at the top of the stairs, but it could be interesting. ~ ~ 0 -1 30180 E award awards~ These are awards for various Engineering competitions which the university entered at one time or another. ~ E neat engineering devices~ You see lots of neat engineering devices which were used in the real world at some point or another. At least you think they were. ~ S #30175 Hallway~ This hallway is non-descript and has two exits. The eastern exit seems to lead into a large room while the southern exit leads, well, south. ~ 301 9 0 0 0 0 D1 There seems to be a large room to the east. ~ ~ 0 -1 30176 D2 What did you expect? This exit leads south. ~ ~ 0 -1 30174 E hallway~ The hallway is non-descript, ie it has NO description, so why are you looking at it? ~ S #30176 Auditorium~ This is the large room you probably saw from the hallway attached to its only exit (west). There are numerous seats arranged like a theatre would be. There is a large stage at the east end of the room. ~ 301 9 0 0 0 0 D3 The hallway you probably entered from is handily located to the west. ~ ~ 0 -1 30175 E goalie~ How did you know it was a goalie stick? Have you been reading the keywords? ~ E crest~ The crest seems to be the crest belonging to the class of `97. ~ E hockey stick~ This is a hockey stick with illegible writing on it. On one side there is a crest prominently displayed. ~ E stage~ The stage is located at the west end of the room. In one corner of the stage, there is a hockey stick lying on the ground. ~ S #30177 Hallway~ This non-descript hallway has an exit to the east and one to the west. Unfortunately, you can't see what the exits lead to. Just before you finish looking, you notice a door to the north. ~ 301 9 0 0 0 0 D0 This seems to lead to a library. ~ door~ 1 -1 30179 D1 You still can't see where this leads. ~ ~ 0 -1 30174 D3 You can't see where this exit leads so stop trying to get a sneak preview. ~ ~ 0 -1 30178 E door~ It looks just like every other door you've seen. ~ S #30178 The Back Exit~ This corridor comes to a sudden halt here as a door seems to be blocking the way to the west. If you were to go east, though, you would not have a problem as the corridor seems to continue that way. ~ 301 9 0 0 0 0 D1 The hallway looks to continue in this direction. ~ ~ 0 -1 30177 D3 This leads to a back pathway. ~ door~ 2 30101 30187 S #30179 Library~ This library is full of incomprehensible engineering texts. Included in the selection here are textbooks dealing with Geology, Calculus, and Mechanics. What fun it would be to spend an entire day just reading these books! Fortunately you won't be disturbed because there is one exit. To the south there is a door. ~ 301 8 0 0 0 0 D2 A hallway lies to the south. ~ door~ 1 -1 30177 E calculus geology mechanics text textbook texts textbooks~ These exciting books are sure to fill one of your days with joy! ~ S #30180 Upper Lobby~ This lobby has four exits, East and West, North and the stairwell to the south which leads down. You can't see where the stairwell leads. For that matter you can't see where any of the exits lead. ~ 301 9 0 0 0 0 D0 It's too dark to see. ~ ~ 0 -1 30183 D1 It's too dark to see. ~ ~ 0 -1 30181 D3 It's also too dark to see. ~ ~ 0 -1 30182 D5 This, like all the other exits, is to dark to tell what it is. ~ ~ 0 -1 30174 S #30181 A Classroom~ This classroom is completely deserted. There are no desks, no chairs, no tables, no nothing... Wait, that would mean something is here, wouldn't it? Alright, there is something, there is an exit to the west. ~ 301 13 0 0 0 0 D3 This leads back to the upper lobby. ~ ~ 0 -1 30180 S #30182 A Classroom~ This classroom is completely deserted. There are no desks, no chairs, no tables, no nothing... Ok, you caught me again, there is an exit to the east. ~ 301 13 0 0 0 0 D1 This leads back to the upper lobby. ~ ~ 0 -1 30180 S #30183 Hallway~ This hallway has three conventional exits and a door. East, south and west are conventional whilst the north wall holds a door. ~ 301 9 0 0 0 0 D0 This seems to be an office. ~ door~ 1 30100 30186 D1 It's too dark to see. ~ ~ 0 -1 30184 D2 It's too dark to see. ~ ~ 0 -1 30180 D3 It's too dark to see. ~ ~ 0 -1 30185 S #30184 A Classroom~ This classroom is completely deserted. There are no desks, no chairs, no tables, no nothing... Except the typical exit to the west of course. ~ 301 13 0 0 0 0 D3 This leads back to the hallway. ~ ~ 0 -1 30183 S #30185 A Classroom~ This classroom is completely deserted. There are no desks, no chairs, no tables, no nothing... Not even an exit to the north, good thing since the actual exit is to the east. ~ 301 13 0 0 0 0 D1 This leads back to the hallway. ~ ~ 0 -1 30183 S #30186 Faculty Office~ This room seems to be in shambles, as security has recently apprehended a student trying to break in. A huge desk has been toppled over and now rests against a wall. ~ 301 9 0 0 0 0 D2 This door leads to the hall. ~ door~ 1 30100 30183 E desk huge~ It rests against the wall. ~ S #30187 Back Path~ This pathway leads off into the distance. You find yourself wondering what could be at the end of it. To the north the path continues, to the east, a door graces the building next to you. ~ 301 4 0 0 0 0 D0 The pathway continues. ~ ~ 0 -1 30188 D1 This leads into the building. ~ door~ 2 30101 30178 E building~ This is the back side of Ellis Hall, the Engineering building. ~ E pathway~ The path is well worn, but there are no discernible footsteps upon it. ~ S #30188 A Pathway~ The path continues north-south. ~ 301 4 0 0 0 0 D0 The path continues. ~ ~ 0 -1 30189 D2 The path approaches a building. ~ ~ 0 -1 30187 E building~ Wait until you can see it better. ~ S #30189 A Pathway~ The pathway continues north-south. To the north you can see a tall, thin structure sticking up from the ground. ~ 301 4 0 0 0 0 D0 The pathway continues. ~ ~ 0 -1 30190 D2 The pathway continues. ~ ~ 0 -1 30188 S #30190 Approach To The Greasepole~ The path seems to be taking a direct route to the needle-like structure just to the north. To the south the path continues. ~ 301 4 0 0 0 0 D0 The path begins to lead to a large pit. ~ ~ 0 -1 30191 D2 The path continues. ~ ~ 0 -1 30189 S #30191 The Greasepit~ The tall, needle-like structure stands right in front of you. There are two ways you can go: to the south on the path, or up the greasepole. ~ 301 4 0 0 0 0 D2 The path leads off to the south. ~ ~ 0 -1 30190 D4 The pole looms tall in front of you. The only way up it is obvious... Up. ~ ~ 0 -1 30193 E pole grease greasepole~ This pole is covered with grease and looks horrendously hard to climb. ~ S #30192 The Greasepole~ SPLASH!!! Down the pole you slide... You arrive at the bottom again... As usual the exits are to the south and up. ~ 301 4 0 0 0 0 D2 The path leads off to the south. It looks like a good place to go. ~ ~ 0 -1 30190 D4 The pole looms tall in front of you. ~ ~ 0 -1 30193 E pole grease greasepole~ This pole is covered with grease and looks even worse than it did before. ~ S #30193 The Greasepole~ The only exits are up and down. ~ 301 4 0 0 0 0 D4 The pole looms ever high above you. ~ ~ 0 -1 30194 D5 It's a long slide down. ~ ~ 0 -1 30192 E pole greasepole grease~ The pole still looks pretty bad, and things don't seem to be getting better. ~ S #30194 The Greasepole~ The only exits are up and down. ~ 301 4 0 0 0 0 D4 The pole looms ever high above you. ~ ~ 0 -1 30195 D5 It's a long slide down. ~ ~ 0 -1 30192 E pole greasepole grease~ The pole still looks pretty bad, and things don't seem to be getting better. ~ S #30195 The Greasepole~ The only exits are up and down. ~ 301 4 0 0 0 0 D4 The pole looms ever high above you. ~ ~ 0 -1 30192 D5 It's a long slide down. ~ ~ 0 -1 30196 E pole greasepole grease~ The pole still looks pretty bad, and things don't seem to be getting better. ~ S #30196 The Greasepole~ The only exits are up and down. ~ 301 4 0 0 0 0 D4 The pole looms ever high above you. ~ ~ 0 -1 30197 D5 It's a long slide down. ~ ~ 0 -1 30192 E pole greasepole grease~ The pole still looks pretty bad, and things don't seem to be getting better. ~ S #30197 The Greasepole~ The only exits are up and down. ~ 301 4 0 0 0 0 D4 The pole looms ever high above you. ~ ~ 0 -1 30198 D5 It's a long slide down. ~ ~ 0 -1 30192 E pole greasepole grease~ The pole still looks pretty bad, and things don't seem to be getting better. ~ S #30198 The Greasepole~ The only exits are up and down. ~ 301 4 0 0 0 0 D4 The pole looms ever high above you. ~ ~ 0 -1 30192 D5 It's a long slide down. ~ ~ 0 -1 30199 E pole greasepole grease~ The pole still looks pretty bad, and things don't seem to be getting better. ~ S #30199 The Greasepole~ The only exits are up and down. ~ 301 4 0 0 0 0 D4 The pole doesn't loom quite so high above you any more. ~ ~ 0 -1 30200 D5 It's a long slide down. ~ ~ 0 -1 30192 E pole greasepole grease~ The pole still looks pretty bad, and things don't seem to be getting better. ~ S $~