259 accuse~ Accuse whom?~ $n is in an accusing mood.~ You look accusingly at $M.~ $n looks accusingly at $N.~ $n looks accusingly at you.~ You accuse yourself.~ $n seems to have a bad conscience.~ addict~ You stand and admit to all in the room, 'Hi, I'm $n, and I'm a mud addict.'~ $n stands and says, 'Hi, I'm $n, and I'm a mud addict.'~ You tell $M that you are addicted to $S love.~ $n tells $N that $e is addicted to $S love.~ $n tells you that $e is addicted to your love.~ You stand and admit to all in the room, 'Hi, I'm $n, and I'm a mud addict.'~ $n stands and says, 'Hi, I'm $n, and I'm a mud addict.'~ agree~ You seem to be in an agreeable mood.~ $n seems to agree.~ You agree with $M.~ $n agrees with $N.~ $n agrees with you.~ Well I hope you would agree with yourself!~ $n agrees with $mself, of course.~ airguitar~ You sizzle the air with your BITCHIN' guitar playing!~ $n air-guitars like Jimi Hendrix!~ You sizzle the air with your BITCHIN' guitar playing!~ $n air-guitars like Jimi Hendrix!~ $n air-guitars like Jimi Hendrix, just for you!~ You forget all else as you sizzle the air with your BITCHIN' guitar playing!~ $n forgets all else as $e air-guitars like Jimi Hendrix.~ apologize~ You apologize for your behavior.~ $n apologizes for $s rude behavior.~ You apologize to $M.~ $n apologizes to $N.~ $n apologizes to you.~ You apologize to yourself.~ $n apologizes to $mself. Hmmmm.~ applaud~ Clap, clap, clap.~ $n gives a round of applause.~ You clap at $S actions.~ $n claps at $N's actions.~ $n gives you a round of applause. You MUST'VE done something good!~ You applaud at yourself. Boy, are we conceited!~ $n applauds at $mself. Boy, are we conceited!~ banzai~ You scream 'BANZAI!!!!' and brandish your sword for battle.~ $n screams 'BANZAI!!!!' and charges into the fray.~ You scream 'BANZAI!!!!' and drag $M into the fray with you.~ $n screams 'BANZAI!!!!' and drags $N into the fray with $m!~ $n screams 'BANZAI!!!!, and drags you into the fray with $m!~ You scream 'BANZAI!!!!' at yourself, and brandish your weapon for battle.~ $n screams 'BANZAI!!!!' at $mself, and charges into the fray.~ bark~ Woof! Woof!~ $n barks like a dog.~ You bark at $M.~ $n barks at $N.~ $n barks at you.~ You bark at yourself. Woof! Woof!~ $n barks at $mself. Woof! Woof!~ bearhug~ You hug a grizzly bear.~ $n hugs a flea-infested grizzly bear.~ You bearhug $M.~ $n bearhugs $N. Some ribs break.~ $n bearhugs you. Wonder what's coming next?~ You bearhug yourself.~ $n bearhugs $mself.~ beef~ You loudly exclaim 'WHERE'S THE BEEF??????'~ $n loudly exclaims 'WHERE'S THE BEEF??????'~ You poke $N and exclaim, 'WHERE'S THE BEEF?????'~ $n pokes $N, and exclaims, 'WHERE'S THE BEEF????'~ $n pokes you and exclaims, 'WHERE'S THE BEEF????'~ You poke your fat rolls and exclaim, 'Oh, THERE'S THE BEEF!'~ $n pokes his fat rolls, and exclaims, 'Oh, THERE'S THE BEEF!'~ beer~ You down a cold, frosty beer.~ $n downs a cold, frosty beer.~ You draw a cold, frosty beer for $N.~ $n draws a cold, frosty beer for $N.~ $n draws a cold, frosty beer for you.~ You draw yourself a beer.~ $n draws $mself a beer.~ beg~ You beg the gods for mercy.~ The gods fall down laughing at $n's request for mercy.~ You desperately try to squeeze a few coins from $M.~ $n begs $N for a gold piece!~ $n begs you for money.~ Begging yourself for money doesn't help.~ $n begs $mself for money.~ bkiss~ Blow a kiss to whom?~ $n blows at $s hand.~ You blow a kiss to $M.~ $n blows a kiss to $N. Touching, ain't it?~ $n blows a kiss to you. Not as good as a real one, huh?~ You blow a kiss to yourself.~ $n blows a kiss to $mself. Weird.~ bleed~ You bleed all over the room!~ $n bleeds all over the room! Get out of $s way!~ You bleed all over $M!~ $n bleeds all over $N. Better leave, you may be next!~ $n bleeds all over you! YUCK!~ You bleed all over yourself!~ $n bleeds all over $mself.~ blindfold~ You pull out a blindfold and grin evilly.~ $n pulls out a blindfold and grins evilly.~ You a tie a blindfold securely about $S head.~ $n ties a blindfold securely about $N's head. Must be dark in there.~ $n ties a blindfold securely about your head. You can't see a thing.~ You blindfold yourself, not wanting to see what happens next.~ $n blindfolds $mself, not wanting to see what happens next.~ blink~ You blink in utter disbelief.~ $n blinks in utter disbelief.~ You blink at $M in confusion.~ $n blinks at $N in confusion.~ $n blinks at you in confusion.~ You are sooooooooooooo confused~ $n blinks at $mself in complete confusion.~ blush~ Your cheeks are @@eburning@@N.~ $n @@eblushes@@N.~ You get all flustered upon seeing $M.~ $n @@eblushes@@N as $e sees $N here.~ $n @@eblushes@@N as $e sees you here. Such an effect on people!~ You @@eblush@@N at your own folly.~ $n @@eblushes@@N as $e notices $s boo-boo.~ boggle~ You boggle at all the loonies around you.~ $n boggles at all the loonies around $m.~ You boggle at $S ludicrous idea.~ $n boggles at $N's ludicrous idea.~ $n boggles at your ludicrous idea.~ BOGGLE.~ $n wonders what BOGGLE means.~ bonk~ BONK.~ $n spells 'potato' like Dan Quayle: 'B-O-N-K'.~ You bonk $M for being a numbskull.~ $n bonks $N. What a numbskull.~ $n bonks you. BONK BONK BONK!~ You bonk yourself.~ $n bonks $mself.~ boogie~ You boogie down!~ $n gets down and boogies!!~ You grab $M and boogie down!~ $n grabs $N and they boogie down!~ $n grabs you and boogies with you!~ You boogie with yourself. What a great dancer you are!~ $n boogies with $mself. Guess no one will dance with $m.~ bottle~ You open up a cold bottle of brew.~ $n opens a cold bottle of brew.~ You open up a cold bottle of brew for $M.~ $n opens a cold bottle of brew for $N.~ $n opens a cold bottle of brew for you.~ You open a cold bottle of brew for yourself.~ $n opens a cold bottle of brew for $mself.~ bounce~ BOIINNNNNNGG!~ $n bounces around.~ You bounce onto $S lap.~ $n bounces onto $N's lap.~ $n bounces onto your lap.~ You bounce your head like a basketball.~ $n plays basketball with $s head.~ bow~ You bow deeply.~ $n bows deeply.~ You bow before $M.~ $n bows before $N.~ $n bows before you.~ You kiss your toes.~ $n folds up like a jack knife and kisses $s own toes.~ brb~ You announce that you will be right back.~ $n says in a stern voice, 'I'll be back!'~ You announce to $M that you will be right back.~ $n says to $N in a stern voice, 'I'll be back!'~ $n says to you in a stern voice, 'I'll be right back!'~ You mumble to yourself, 'I'll be right back'~ $n mumbles to $mself, 'I'll be right back, won't I?'~ brush~ Brush what? Who? Where?~ ~ You brush out $S hair for $M. Very thoughtful.~ $n brushes $N's hair for $M. Looks better now.~ @@W$n delicately brushes the hair out of@@y $N@@W'@@ys @@Weyes. Feels kinda nice..~ You brush out your hair. There - much better.~ $n brushes out $s hair. Looks much better now.~ bully~ You growl and demand everyone's lunch money NOW!~ $n growls and demands everyone's lunch money.~ You growl and demand $S lunch money NOW!~ $n growls and demands $N's lunch money.~ $n growls and demands your lunch money.~ You bully yourself, and take your own lunch money.~ $n bullies $mself, and takes $s lunch money away from $mself???~ bungy~ You tie a bungy cord to the mud and jump into internet.~ $n ties a bungy cord to the mud and jumps into internet.~ You tie a bungy cord to $N and throw $M off the mud.~ $n ties a bungy cord to $N and throws $M off the mud.~ $n ties a bungy cord to you and throws you off the mud.~ You tie a bungy cord to yourself and jump off the mud.~ $n ties a bungy cord to $mself and jumps off the mud.~ burp~ You burp loudly.~ $n burps loudly.~ You burp loudly to $M in response.~ $n burps loudly in response to $N's remark.~ $n burps loudly in response to your remark.~ You burp at yourself.~ $n burps at $mself. What a sick sight.~ bye~ You say goodbye to all in the room.~ $n says goodbye to everyone in the room.~ You say goodbye to $N.~ $n says goodbye to $N.~ $n says goodbye to you.~ You say goodbye to yourself. Contemplating suicide?~ $n says goodbye to $mself. Is $e contemplating suicide?~ cackle~ You throw back your head and cackle with insane glee!~ $n throws back $s head and cackles with insane glee!~ You cackle gleefully at $N~ $n cackles gleefully at $N.~ $n cackles gleefully at you. Better keep your distance from $m.~ You cackle at yourself. Now, THAT'S strange!~ $n is really crazy now! $e cackles at $mself.~ cannonball~ You cannonball into the pool. *SPLOOSH*~ $n cannonballs into the pool. *SPLOOSH*~ You cannonball into the pool and splash water over $N.~ $n cannonballs into the pool and splashes $N.~ $n cannonballs into the pool and sends water over you. You are WET!~ You bounce cannonballs off your head to show your strength.~ $n bounces cannonballs off $s head. Can you say 'nutcase'?~ caress~ Who would you like to caress?~ $n is looking for someone to caress with $s gentle touch.~ You run your hands across $S body, caressing $M.~ $n runs $s hands across $N's body, caressing $M.~ $n runs $s hands across your body, caressing you.~ You lightly caress yourself- wouldn't you rather do that in private?~ $n caresses $mself all over- and in public, no less!~ catnap~ You curl into a tiny ball and go to sleep.~ $n curls $mself into a tiny ball and goes to sleep.~ You curl up in $S lap and go to sleep.~ $n curls up in $N's lap and goes to sleep.~ $n curls up in your lap and goes to sleep.~ You curl into a tiny ball and go to sleep.~ $n curls $mself into a tiny ball and goes to sleep.~ cheer~ ZIS BOOM BAH! BUGS BUNNY BUGS BUNNY RAH RAH RAH!~ $n says 'BUGS BUNNY BUGS BUNNY RAH RAH RAH!'~ You cheer loudly: 'Go $N Go!'~ $n cheers loudly: 'Go $N Go!'~ $n cheers you on!~ You cheer yourself up.~ $n cheers $mself on.~ chekov~ You speak your best Russian in hopes of finding a nuclear wessel.~ $n asks sheepishly, 'Ver are the nuclear wessels?'~ You ask $M about the nuclear wessels.~ $n asks $N sheepishly, 'Ver are the nuclear wessels?'~ $n asks you sheepishly, 'Ver are the nuclear wessels?'~ You look around, muttering, 'Ver are the nuclear wessels?'~ $n looks around, muttering, 'Ver are the nuclear wessels?'~ cherish~ You cherish the moment.~ $n cherishes the moment.~ You cherish $M with all your heart.~ $n cherishes $N with all $s heart.~ $n cherishes you with all $s heart.~ You cherish yourself. Getting a bit narcissistic, are you?~ $n cherishes $mself narcissistically.~ chuckle~ You chuckle politely.~ $n chuckles politely.~ You chuckle at $S joke.~ $n chuckles at $N's joke.~ $n chuckles at your joke.~ You chuckle at your own joke, since no one else would.~ $n chuckles at $s own joke, since none of you would.~ clap~ You clap your hands together.~ $n shows $s approval by clapping $s hands together.~ You clap at $S performance.~ $n claps at $N's performance.~ $n claps at your performance.~ You clap at your own performance.~ $n claps at $s own performance.~ clue~ You mumble 'DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM ... ah, a clue!'~ $n mumbles 'DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM ... ah, a clue!'~ You mumble 'DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM ... ah, a clue!'~ $n mumbles 'DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM ... ah, a clue!'~ $n mumbles 'DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM ... $N, aha, a clue!'~ You mumble to yourself, 'DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM ... ah, a clue!'~ $n mumbles to $mself, 'DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM ... ah, a clue!'~ clueless~ You chastise everyone in the room for being clueless.~ $n chastises everyone for being clueless.~ You chastise $M for being clueless.~ $n chastises $N for being clueless.~ $n chastises you for being clueless.~ You chastise yourself for being clueless. What a dweeb you are!~ $n chastises $mself for being clueless. What a dweeb!~ coffee~ You sip from a hot cup of coffee.~ $n sips from a hot cup of coffee.~ You offer $M a hot cup of strong coffee.~ $n offers $N a hot cup of strong coffee.~ $n offers you a hot cup of strong coffee.~ You quaff a hot cup of strong coffee. You are WIRED.~ $n quaffs a hot cup of strong coffee, getting WIRED.~ comfort~ Do you feel uncomfortable?~ ~ You comfort $M.~ $n comforts $N.~ $n comforts you.~ You make a vain attempt to comfort yourself.~ $n has no one to comfort $m but $mself.~ cough~ You cough to clear your throat and eyes and nose and....~ $n coughs loudly.~ You cough loudly. It must be $S fault, $E gave you this cold.~ $n coughs loudly, and glares at $N, like it is $S fault.~ $n coughs loudly, and glares at you. Did you give $M that cold?~ You cough loudly. Why don't you take better care of yourself?~ $n coughs loudly. $n should take better care of $mself.~ cower~ What are you afraid of?~ $n cowers in the corner from claustrophobia.~ You cower in the corner at the sight of $M.~ $n cowers in the corner at the sight of $N.~ $n cowers in the corner at the sight of you.~ You cower in the corner at the thought of yourself. You scaredy cat!~ $n cowers in the corner. What is wrong with $m now?~ cringe~ You cringe in terror.~ $n cringes in terror!~ You cringe away from $M.~ $n cringes away from $N in mortal terror.~ $n cringes away from you.~ I beg your pardon?~ ~ crush~ You squint and hold two fingers up, saying 'I'm crushing your heads!'~ $n squints and holds two fingers up, saying 'I'm crushing your heads!'~ You hold two fingers up at $M and say, 'I'm crushing your head!'~ $n holds two fingers up at $N and says, 'I'm crushing your head!'~ $n holds two fingers up at you and says, 'I'm crushing your head!'~ You crush yourself. YEEEEOOOUUUUCH!~ $n crushes $mself into the ground. OUCH!~ cry~ Waaaaah ...~ $n bursts into tears.~ You cry on $S shoulder.~ $n cries on $N's shoulder.~ $n cries on your shoulder.~ You cry to yourself.~ $n sobs quietly to $mself.~ cuddle~ Whom do you feel like cuddling today?~ ~ You cuddle $M.~ $n cuddles $N.~ $n cuddles you.~ You must feel very cuddly indeed ... :)~ $n cuddles up to $s shadow. What a sorry sight.~ curse~ You swear loudly for a long time.~ $n swears: @*&^%@*&!~ You swear at $M.~ $n swears at $N.~ $n swears at you! Where are $s manners?~ You swear at your own mistakes.~ $n starts swearing at $mself. Why don't you help?~ curtsey~ You curtsey to your audience.~ $n curtseys gracefully.~ You curtsey to $M.~ $n curtseys gracefully to $N.~ $n curtseys gracefully for you.~ You curtsey to your audience (yourself).~ $n curtseys to $mself, since no one is paying attention to $m.~ dance~ Feels silly, doesn't it?~ $n tries to break dance, but nearly breaks $s neck!~ You sweep $M into a romantic waltz.~ $n sweeps $N into a romantic waltz.~ $n sweeps you into a romantic waltz.~ You skip and dance around by yourself.~ $n dances a pas-de-une.~ dive~ You dive into the ocean.~ $n dives into the ocean.~ You dive behind $M and hide.~ $n dives behind $N and hides.~ $n dives behind you and hides.~ You take a dive.~ $n takes a dive.~ dizzy~ You are so dizzy from all this chatter.~ $n spins twice and hits the ground, dizzy from all this chatter.~ You are dizzy from all of $N's chatter.~ $n spins twice and hits the ground, dizzy from all $N's chatter.~ $n spins twice and hits the ground, dizzy from all your chatter.~ You are dizzy from lack of air. Don't talk so much!~ $n spins twice and falls to the ground from lack of air.~ doc~ You nibble on a carrot and say 'Eh, what's up Doc?'~ $n nibbles on a carrot and says 'Eh, what's up Doc?'~ You nibble on a carrot and say to $M, 'Eh, what's up Doc?'~ $n nibbles on a carrot and says to $N, 'Eh, what's up Doc?'~ $n nibbles on a carrot and says to you, 'Eh, what's up Doc?'~ You nibble on a carrot and say to yourself, 'Eh, what's up $n?'~ $n nibbles on a carrot and says 'Eh, what's up Doc?'~ doh~ You say, 'Doh!!' and hit your forehead. What an idiot you are!~ $n hits $mself in the forehead and says, 'Doh!!!'~ You say, 'Doh!!' and hit your forehead. What an idiot you are!~ $n hits $mself in the forehead and says, 'Doh!!!'~ $n hits $mself in the forehead and says, 'Doh!!!'~ You hit yourself in the forehead and say, 'Doh!!!'~ $n hits $mself in the forehead and says, 'Doh!!!'~ drool~ You drool on yourself.~ $n drools on $mself.~ You drool all over $N.~ $n drools all over $N.~ $n drools all over you.~ You drool on yourself.~ $n drools on $mself.~ duck~ Whew! That was close!~ $n is narrowly missed by a low-flying dragon.~ You duck behind $M. Whew! That was close!~ $n ducks behind $N to avoid the fray.~ $n ducks behind you to avoid the fray.~ You duck behind yourself. Oww that hurts!~ $n tries to duck behind $mself. $n needs help getting untied now.~ embrace~ Who do you want to hold?~ $n looks around for someone to hold close to $m.~ You hold $M in a warm and loving embrace.~ $n holds $N in a warm and loving embrace.~ $n holds you in a warm and loving embrace.~ You hold yourself in a warm and loving embrace. Feels silly doesn't it?~ $n holds $mself in a warm and loving embrace. $e looks pretty silly.~ eskimo~ Who do you want to eskimo kiss with?~ $n is looking for someone to rub noses with. Any volunteers?~ You rub noses with $M.~ $n rubs noses with $N. You didn't know they were eskimos!~ $n rubs noses with you.~ You ponder the difficulties involved in rubbing noses with yourself.~ $n ponders the difficulties involved in rubbing noses with $mself.~ eyebrow~ You raise an eyebrow.~ $n raises an eyebrow.~ You raise an eyebrow at $M.~ $n raises an eyebrow at $N.~ $n raises an eyebrow at you.~ You raise an eyebrow at yourself. That hurt!~ $n raises an eyebrow at $mself. That must have hurt!~ faint~ You feel dizzy and hit the ground like a board.~ $n's eyes roll back in $s head and $e crumples to the ground.~ You faint into $S arms.~ $n faints into $N's arms.~ $n faints into your arms. How romantic.~ You look down at your condition and faint.~ $n looks down at $s condition and faints dead away.~ fakerep~ You report: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 2.31E13 xp.~ $n reports: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 2.31E13 xp.~ You report: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 2.31E13 xp.~ $n reports: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 2.31E13 xp.~ $n reports: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 2.31E13 xp.~ You report: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 2.31E13 xp.~ $n reports: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 2.31E13 xp.~ fart~ Where are your manners?~ $n lets off a real rip-roarer ... a greenish cloud envelops $n!~ You fart at $M. Boy, you are sick.~ $n farts in $N's direction. Better flee before $e turns to you!~ $n farts in your direction. You gasp for air.~ You fart at yourself. You deserve it.~ $n farts at $mself. Better $m than you.~ flash~ You flash your naked body at the gawking crowd.~ $n flashes $s naked body at everyone. Gasp!~ You flash your naked body at $M.~ $n flashes $s naked body at $N. Aren't you jealous?~ $n flashes $s naked body at you. Everyone else is jealous.~ You flash your naked body at yourself. How strange.~ $n is looking down $s shirt and grinning. Very wierd!~ flex~ You flex your bulging muscles at the beach crowd.~ $n flexes $s muscles and puts yours to shame!~ You flex your bulging muscles at $M.~ $n flexes $s muscles at $N.~ $n flexes $s muscles at you. $n must be trying to impress you.~ You flex your muscles at yourself. Wow, you are HUGE!~ $n flexes $s muscles at $mself. How narcissistic!~ flip~ You flip head over heels.~ $n flips head over heels.~ You flip $M over your shoulder.~ $n flips $N over $s shoulder.~ $n flips you over $s shoulder. Hmmmm.~ You tumble all over the room.~ $n does some nice tumbling and gymnastics.~ flirt~ Wink wink!~ $n flirts -- probably needs a date, huh?~ You flirt with $M.~ $n flirts with $N.~ $n wants you to show some interest and is flirting with you.~ You flirt with yourself.~ $n flirts with $mself. Hoo boy.~ flutter~ You flutter your eyelashes.~ $n flutters $s eyelashes.~ You flutter your eyelashes at $M.~ $n flutters $s eyelashes in $N's direction.~ $n looks at you and flutters $s eyelashes.~ You flutter your eyelashes at the thought of yourself.~ $n flutters $s eyelashes at no one in particular.~ fondle~ Who needs to be fondled?~ ~ You fondly fondle $M.~ $n fondly fondles $N.~ $n fondly fondles you.~ You fondly fondle yourself, feels funny doesn't it ?~ $n fondly fondles $mself - this is going too far !!~ french~ Kiss whom?~ ~ You give $N a long and passionate kiss.~ $n kisses $N passionately.~ $n gives you a long and passionate kiss.~ You gather yourself in your arms and try to kiss yourself.~ $n makes an attempt at kissing $mself.~ frown~ What's bothering you ?~ $n frowns.~ You frown at what $E did.~ $n frowns at what $N did.~ $n frowns at what you did.~ You frown at yourself. Poor baby.~ $n frowns at $mself. Poor baby.~ fume~ You grit your teeth and fume with rage.~ $n grits $s teeth and fumes with rage.~ You stare at $M, fuming.~ $n stares at $N, fuming with rage.~ $n stares at you, fuming with rage!~ That's right - hate yourself!~ $n clenches $s fists and stomps $s feet, fuming with anger.~ gag~ You gag in disgust.~ $n gags in disgust.~ You stuff a sock in $s mouth, gagging $M. Ahhhhhhh...sweet silence!~ $n stuffs a sock in $N's mouth, gagging $M. Ahhhhhhh...sweet silence!~ $n gags your mouth with a sock. Everyone enjoys a moment of silence.~ You gag yourself with a sock before you say something you might regret.~ $n gags $mself with a sock before $e says something $e might regret.~ garth~ You will give your weapons away....NOT.~ $n yells 'WAYNE'S WORLD WAYNE'S WORLD -- PARTY TIME! EXCELLENT!'~ You yell 'WAYNE'S WORLD WAYNE'S WORLD -- PARTY TIME! EXCELLENT!'~ $n yells 'WAYNE'S WORLD WAYNE'S WORLD -- PARTY TIME! EXCELLENT!'~ $n yells 'WAYNE'S WORLD WAYNE'S WORLD -- PARTY TIME! EXCELLENT!'~ You yell 'WAYNE'S WORLD WAYNE'S WORLD -- PARTY TIME! EXCELLENT!'~ $n yells 'WAYNE'S WORLD WAYNE'S WORLD -- PARTY TIME! EXCELLENT!'~ gasp~ You gasp in astonishment.~ $n gasps in astonishment.~ You gasp as you realize what $E did.~ $n gasps as $e realizes what $N did.~ $n gasps as $e realizes what you did.~ You look at yourself and gasp!~ $n takes one look at $mself and gasps in astonishment!~ gawk~ You gawk at evryone around you.~ $n gawks at everyone in the room.~ You gawk at $M.~ $n gawks at $N.~ $n gawks at you.~ You gawk as you think what you must look like to others.~ $n is gawking again. What is on $s mind?~ german~ You speak your best German in hopes of getting a beer.~ $n says 'Du bist das hundchen!' What the hell?~ You speak your best German to $M in hopes of getting a beer.~ $n says to $N, 'Du bist das hundchen!' What the hell?~ $n says to you, 'Du bist das hundchen!' What the hell?~ You speak your best German in hopes of getting a beer.~ $n says 'Du bist das hundchen!' What the hell?~ ghug~ GROUP HUG! GROUP HUG!~ $n hugs you all in a big group hug. How sweet!~ GROUP HUG! GROUP HUG!~ $n hugs you all in a big group hug. How sweet!~ $n hugs you all in a big group hug. How sweet!~ GROUP HUG! GROUP HUG!~ $n hugs you all in a big group hug. How sweet!~ giggle~ You giggle.~ $n giggles.~ You giggle in $S presence.~ $n giggles at $N's actions.~ $n giggles at you. Hope it's not contagious!~ You giggle at yourself. You must be nervous or something.~ $n giggles at $mself. $e must be nervous or something.~ glare~ You glare at nothing in particular.~ $n glares around $m.~ You glare icily at $M.~ $n glares at $N.~ $n glares icily at you, you feel cold to your bones.~ You glare icily at your feet, they are suddenly very cold.~ $n glares at $s feet, what is bothering $m?~ goose~ You honk like a goose.~ $n honks like a goose.~ You goose $S luscious bottom.~ $n gooses $N's soft behind.~ $n squeezes your tush. Oh my!~ You goose yourself.~ $n gooses $mself. Yuck.~ grimace~ You contort your face in disgust.~ $n grimaces in disgust.~ You grimace in disgust at $M.~ $n grimaces in disgust at $N.~ $n grimaces in disgust at you.~ You grimace at yourself in disgust.~ $n grimaces at $mself in disgust.~ grin~ You grin evilly.~ $n grins evilly.~ You grin evilly at $M.~ $n grins evilly at $N.~ $n grins evilly at you. Hmmm. Better keep your distance.~ You grin at yourself. You must be getting very bad thoughts.~ $n grins at $mself. You must wonder what's in $s mind.~ groan~ You groan loudly.~ $n groans loudly.~ You groan at the sight of $M.~ $n groans at the sight of $N.~ $n groans at the sight of you.~ You groan as you realize what you have done.~ $n groans as $e realizes what $e has done.~ grovel~ You grovel in the dirt.~ $n grovels in the dirt.~ You grovel before $M.~ $n grovels in the dirt before $N.~ $n grovels in the dirt before you.~ That seems a little silly to me.~ ~ growl~ Grrrrrrrrrr ...~ $n growls.~ Grrrrrrrrrr ... take that, $N!~ $n growls at $N. Better leave the room before the fighting starts.~ $n growls at you. Hey, two can play it that way!~ You growl at yourself. Boy, do you feel bitter!~ $n growls at $mself. This could get interesting...~ grumble~ You grumble.~ $n grumbles.~ You grumble to $M.~ $n grumbles to $N.~ $n grumbles to you.~ You grumble under your breath.~ $n grumbles under $s breath.~ grunt~ GRNNNHTTTT.~ $n grunts like a pig.~ GRNNNHTTTT.~ $n grunts to $N. What a pig!~ $n grunts to you. What a pig!~ GRNNNHTTTT.~ $n grunts to $mself. What a pig!~ hakuna~ Hakuna Matata!~ $n sings out 'Hakuna Matata!'~ You show $N the truth of Hakuna Matata!~ $n sings out 'Hakuna Matata!' with $N.~ $n sidles up to you and cheerily sings 'Hakuna Matata!'~ Hakuna.. what was that word?~ $n reminds $sself 'Hakuna Matata!' and smiles.~ halo~ An aura of heavenly light appears above your head.~ An aura of heavenly light appears above $n's head.~ You project an aura of heavenly light above $S head.~ $n projects an aura of heavenly light above $N's head.~ $n projects an aura of heavenly light above your head.~ An aura of heavenly light appears above your head.~ An aura of heavenly light appears above $n's head.~ hand~ Kiss whose hand?~ ~ You kiss $S hand.~ $n kisses $N's hand. How continental!~ $n kisses your hand. How continental!~ You kiss your own hand.~ $n kisses $s own hand.~ handcuff~ You pull out a pair of handcuffs.~ $n pulls out a pair of handcuffs.~ You handcuff $M, putting $M completely at your mercy.~ $n handcuffs $N, pretty kinky, huh?~ $n handcuffs you. This could get interesting.~ You handcuff yourself. Too bad you can't seem to find the key.~ $n handcuffs $mself. Too bad $e can't seem to find the key.~ hangover~ You pop a few aspirin and put on your sunglasses. Ow, your head hurts!~ $n holds $s head and says 'Quit breathing so loud!'~ Won't $N be quiet? Your head is gonna split in two if $E keeps talking!~ $n complains to $N 'Be quiet! I have a hangover!~ $n complains to you 'Be quiet! I have a hangover!~ You shoosh yourself. Be quiet! You have a hangover!~ $n shooshes $mself. Wow, what a hangover that must be!~ happy~ You smile wide like Cindy Brady.~ $n is as happy as a maggot on a piece of rotten meat.~ You smile wide at $M like Cindy Brady.~ $n is as happy as a maggot on a piece of rotten meat.~ $n is as happy as a maggot on a piece of rotten meat.~ You smile wide like Cindy Brady.~ $n is as happy as a maggot on a piece of rotten meat.~ hello~ You say hello to everyone in the room.~ $n says hello to everyone in the room.~ You tell $M how truly glad you are to see $M.~ $n tells $N 'Hi!'~ $n tells you how truly glad $e is that you are here.~ You greet yourself enthusiastically.~ $n greets $mself enthusiastically. How odd.~ hero~ You heroically risk life and limb to save the day.~ $n heroically risks life and limb to save the day.~ You say to $M, '$N, YOU'RE MY HERO!'~ $n says to $N, '$N, YOU'RE MY HERO!'~ $n says to you, '$N, YOU'RE MY HERO!'~ You try to look heroic.~ $n does $s best impression of a hero.~ highfive~ You jump in the air...oops, better get someone else to join you.~ $n jumps in the air by $mself. Is $e a cheerleader, or just daft?~ You jump in the air and give $M a big highfive!~ $n jumps in the air and gives $N a big highfive!~ $n jumps in the air and gives you a big highfive!~ You jump in the air and congratulate yourself!~ $n jumps in the air and gives $mself a big highfive! Wonder what $e did?~ holdon~ You pause for a moment, hesitant.~ $n pauses for a moment, somewhat hesitant.~ You hold $M closely, hugging $M.~ $n holds $N closely, hugging $M.~ $n holds you closely, hugging you.~ You have to hold yourself up you're so weary. Go to Sleep!~ $n has to hold $mself up $e's so tired. $e should go to bed and get some sleep.~ hop~ You hop around like a little kid.~ $n hops around like a little kid.~ $n hops around like a little kid.~ $n hops around like a little kid.~ $n hops around like a little kid.~ $n hops around like a little kid.~ $n hops around like a little kid.~ hologram~ You snap your fingers and create an illusion.~ $n leaves south.~ You snap your fingers and create an illusion.~ $n leaves south.~ $n waves at you and leaves south.~ You snap your fingers and create an illusion of yourself.~ Suddenly, there are 2 $n's standing here!~ howl~ AHOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo.~ $n howls at the moon!~ You howl at $M.~ $n howls at $N. Someone's gonna die!~ $n howls at you. You must be good looking.~ You howl at yourself.~ $n howls at $mself.~ hmm~ You Hmmmm out loud.~ $n thinks, 'Hmmmm.'~ You gaze thoughtfully at $M and say 'Hmmm.'~ $n gazes thoughtfully at $N and says 'Hmmm.'~ $n gazes thoughtfully at you and says 'Hmmm.'~ You Hmmmm out loud.~ $n thinks, 'Hmmmm.'~ hug~ Hug whom?~ ~ You @@Rhug@@N $M.~ $n @@Rhugs@@N $N.~ $n @@Rhugs@@N you.~ You hug yourself.~ $n hugs $mself in a vain attempt to get friendship.~ hum~ Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmmmmmmm.~ $n hums like a bee with a chest cold.~ You hum a little ditty for $M. Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmmmmmm.~ $n hums a little ditty for $N. Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmmmmmm.~ $n hums a little ditty for you. Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmmmmmm.~ Hmm Hmm Hmmmmmmm.~ $n hums like a bee with a chest cold.~ icecube~ You wonder who would like an ice cube down their shirt.~ With a devious look on $s face, $n hides something behind $s back.~ You stuff an ice cube down $S shirt. You laugh as $E hops around.~ $n stuffs an ice cube down $N's shirt, better hope that was $s last ice cube.~ $n stuffs an ice cube down your shirt. Brrr! $n laughs as you struggle to get it out.~ You stick an ice cube down your shirt. Brrr!~ $n sticks an icecube down $s shirt, trying to cool off.~ invite~ You speak your best French in hopes of getting lucky.~ $n tells you, 'Voulez-vous couche avec moi ce soir?'~ You speak your best French to $M in hopes of getting lucky.~ $n tells $N, 'Voulez-vous couche avec moi ce soir?'~ $n tells you, 'Voulez-vous couche avec moi ce soir?'~ You speak your best French in hopes of getting lucky, with yourself???~ $n says to $mself, 'Voulez-vous couche avec moi ce soir?'~ iwhistle~ You whistle innocently, trying to hide your guilt.~ $n whistles innocently.~ You whistle innocently, avoiding $S question.~ $n whistles innocently, a sure sign of guilt.~ $n whistles innocently at your question...hmmmmm.~ You whistle innocently.~ $n whistles innocently, trying to hide $s guilt.~ jsave~ You profess 'Jesus saves! But Gretsky recovers...he scores!'~ $n announces 'Jesus saves! But Gretsky recovers...he scores!'~ You profess 'Jesus saves! But Gretsky recovers...he scores!'~ $n announces 'Jesus saves! But Gretsky recovers...he scores!'~ $n announces to you 'Jesus saves! But Gretsky recovers...he scores!'~ You profess 'Jesus saves! But Gretsky recovers...he scores!'~ $n announces 'Jesus saves! But Gretsky recovers...he scores!'~ kiss~ Isn't there someone you want to kiss?~ ~ You @@Rkiss@@N $M.~ $n @@Rkisses@@N $N.~ $n @@Rkisses@@N you.~ All the lonely people :(~ ~ lag~ You complain about the lag, your hitpoints, your mana...~ $n has lost $s link because of the lag.~ You complain to $N about the lag, your hitpoints, your mana...~ $n has lost $s link because of the lag.~ $n has lost $s link because of the lag.~ You complain about the lag, your hitpoints, your mana...~ $n has lost $s link because of the lag.~ laugh~ You laugh.~ $n laughs.~ You laugh at $N mercilessly.~ $n laughs at $N mercilessly.~ $n laughs at you mercilessly. Hmmmmph.~ You laugh at yourself. I would, too.~ $n laughs at $mself. Let's all join in!!!~ lick~ You lick your lips and smile.~ $n licks $s lips and smiles.~ You lick $M.~ $n licks $N.~ $n licks you.~ You lick yourself.~ $n licks $mself - YUCK.~ listen~ You listen intently.~ $n listens intently.~ You listen intently to what $E is saying.~ $n listens intently to what $N is saying.~ $n listens intently to what you are saying.~ You pay close attention to what you are saying, trying to avoid saying something you shouldn't.~ $n listens intently to $mself. $e must enjoy the sound of $s own voice.~ love~ @@WYou look around for someone to @@elove@@N.~ @@c$n @@Wis looking for someone to @@elove@@N.~ @@WYou give all of your @@elove @@Wto @@y$N@@N.~ @@WA warm @@gglow @@Wfills the room as @@y$n @@Wshows $s @@elove @@Wfor $N.@@N~ @@c$n @@Wgives you all of $s @@elove@@N.~ @@WYou love yourself, why not, no one else does. :)@@N~ @@WIt's obvious $n is in @@elove @@Wwith $mself@@N.~ maim~ Who do you want to maim?~ $n is looking for someone to maim.~ You maim $M with your dull fingernails.~ $n raises $s hand and tries to maim $N to pieces.~ $n raises $s hand and paws at you. You've been maimed!~ You maim yourself with your dull fingernails.~ $n raises $s hand and maims $mself to pieces.~ marvelous~ You say 'Ah dahling, you look MAHVELLOUS!'~ $n says 'Ah dahling, you look MAHVELLOUS!'~ You say to $M, 'Ah dahling, you look MAHVELLOUS!'~ $n says to $N, 'Ah dahling, you look MAHVELLOUS!'~ $n says to you, 'Ah dahling, you look MAHVELLOUS!'~ You say 'Ah dahling, I look MAHVELLOUS!'~ $n says 'Ah dahling, I look MAHVELLOUS!'~ massage~ Massage what? Thin air?~ ~ You gently massage $N's shoulders.~ $n massages $N's shoulders.~ $n gently massages your shoulders. Ahhhhhhhhhh ...~ You practice yoga as you try to massage yourself.~ $n gives a show on yoga positions, trying to massage $mself.~ meow~ MEOW.~ $n meows. What's $e going to do next, wash $mself with $s tongue?~ You meow at $M, hoping $E will give you some milk.~ $n meows at $N, hoping $E will give $m some milk. ~ $n meows at you. Maybe $e wants some milk.~ You meow like a kitty cat.~ $n meows like a kitty cat.~ mmm~ You go mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.~ $n says, 'mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.'~ You go mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.~ $n says, 'mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.'~ $n thinks of you and says, 'mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.'~ You think of yourself, and go mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.~ $n thinks of $mself and says, 'mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.'~ moan~ You start to moan.~ $n starts moaning.~ You moan for the loss of $M.~ $n moans for the loss of $N.~ $n moans at the sight of you. Hmmmm.~ You moan at yourself.~ $n makes $mself moan.~ mooch~ You beg for money, weapons, coins.~ $n says 'Spare change?'~ You beg $N for money, weapons, coins.~ $n begs you for favors of the insidious type...~ $n begs you for favors of the insidious type...~ You beg for money, weapons, coins.~ $n says 'Spare change?'~ moocow~ You make cow noises. Mooooooooooooooooooo!~ $n Mooooooooooooooooooooooooos like a cow.~ You make cow noises at $M. Mooooooooooooooooooo!~ $n Mooooooooooooooooooooooooos like a cow at $N.~ $n looks at you and Mooooooooooooooooooooooooos like a cow.~ You make cow noises. Mooooooooooooooooooo!~ $n Mooooooooooooooooooooooooos like a cow.~ moon~ Gee your butt is big.~ $n moons the entire room.~ You show your big butt to $M.~ $n shows $s big butt to $N. Find a paddle, quick!~ $n shows $s big ugly butt to you. How do you like it?~ You moon yourself.~ $n moons $mself. Ugliest butt you ever saw.~ mosh~ You @@r@@fMOSH@@N around the room insanely.@@N~ $n @@r@@fMOSHES@@N insanely about the room knocking into things.@@N~ You @@r@@fMOSH@@N insanely into $N, almost knocking $M over.@@N ~ $n @@r@@fMOSHES@@N insanely about the room knocking into $N. You could be next!@@N~ $n @@r@@fMOSHES@@N you into the ground!@@N~ You @@r@@fMOSH@@N yourself. @@r@@fMOSH MOSH MOSH MOSH MOSH MOSH MOSH MOSH... (ad infinitum)@@N~ $n @@r@@fMOSHES@@N and @@r@@fMOSHES@@N and @@r@@fMOSHES@@N and @@r@@fMOSHES@@N and @@r@@fMOSHES@@N...~ muhaha~ You laugh diabolically. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!~ $n laughs diabolically. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!~ You laugh at $M diabolically. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!~ $n laughs at $N diabolically. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!~ $n laughs at you diabolically. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!~ Muhaha at yourself?? Wierd.~ ~ mwalk~ You grab your hat and moonwalk across the room.~ $n grabs $s black hat and sparkly glove and moonwalks across the room.~ You grab your hat and moonwalk across the room.~ $n grabs $s black hat and sparkly glove and moonwalks across the room.~ $n grabs $s black hat and sparkly glove and moonwalks across the room.~ You grab your hat and moonwalk across the room.~ $n grabs $s black hat and sparkly glove and moonwalks across the room.~ nail~ You nibble nervously on your nails.~ $n nibbles nervously on $s fingernails.~ You nibble nervously on your nails.~ $n nibbles nervously on $s fingernails.~ $n nibbles nervously on your fingernails. Yuck!~ You nibble nervously on your nails.~ $n nibbles nervously on $s fingernails.~ nasty~ You do the best imitation of the nasty you can.~ $n does the nasty solo? -- wow.~ You do the nasty with $M.~ $n does the nasty with $N. Find a firehose quick!~ $n does the nasty with you. How do you like it?~ You do the nasty with yourself.~ $n does the nasty with $mself. Hoo boy.~ ni~ You exclaim proudly, 'I am a knight that goes NI!'~ $n exclaims proudly, 'I am a knight that goes NI!'~ You exclaim proudly to $M, 'I am a knight that goes NI!'~ $n exclaims proudly to $N, 'I am a knight that goes NI!'~ $n proudly exclaims to you, 'I am a knight that goes NI!'~ You exclaim proudly, 'I am a knight that goes NI!'~ $n exclaims proudly, 'I am a knight that goes NI!'~ nibble~ Nibble on whom?~ ~ You nibble on $N's ear.~ $n nibbles on $N's ear.~ $n nibbles on your ear.~ You nibble on your OWN ear.~ $n nibbles on $s OWN ear.~ nod~ You nod affirmative.~ $n nods affirmative.~ You nod in recognition to $M.~ $n nods in recognition to $N.~ $n nods in recognition to you. You DO know $m, right?~ You nod at yourself. Are you getting senile?~ $n nods at $mself. $e must be getting senile.~ noogie~ You look around, wondering who would like to get a noogie.~ $n looks around, wondering who would like to get a noogie.~ You put $M in a headlock and give $M a severe noogie.~ $n puts $N in a headlock and gives $M a noogie.~ $n puts you in a headlock and gives you a severe noogie.~ You give yourself a noogie. What a goof!~ $n gives $mself a noogie. What a goof!~ nose~ Gee your nose is big.~ $n noses around in your business.~ You tweak $S nose.~ $n tweaks $N's nose. Ow!~ $n tweaks your nose. Ow!~ You wiggle your nose.~ $n wiggles $s nose.~ nudge~ Nudge whom?~ ~ You nudge $M.~ $n nudges $N.~ $n nudges you.~ You nudge yourself, for some strange reason.~ $n nudges $mself, to keep $mself awake.~ nuke~ Who do you want to nuke?~ $n tries to put something in the microwave.~ You envelop $M in a mushroom cloud.~ $n detonates a nuclear warhead at $N. Uh oh!~ $n envelops you in a mushroom cloud.~ You nuke yourself.~ $n puts $mself in the microwave.~ nuzzle~ Nuzzle whom?~ ~ You nuzzle $S neck softly.~ $n softly nuzzles $N's neck.~ $n softly nuzzles your neck.~ I'm sorry, friend, but that's impossible.~ ~ ogle~ Whom do you want to ogle?~ ~ You ogle $M like $E was a piece of meat.~ $n ogles $N. Maybe you should leave them alone for awhile?~ $n ogles you. Guess what $e is thinking about?~ You ogle yourself. You may just be too wierd for this mud.~ $n ogles $mself. Better hope that $e stops there.~ ohno~ Oh no! You did it again!~ Oh no! $n did it again!~ You exclaim to $M, 'Oh no! I did it again!'~ $n exclaims to $N, 'Oh no! I did it again!'~ $n exclaims to you, 'Oh no! I did it again!'~ You exclaim to yourself, 'Oh no! I did it again!'~ $n exclaims to $mself, 'Oh no! I did it again!'~ oink~ You make pig noises. OINK!~ $n oinks 'OINK OINK OINK!'~ You make pig noises at $M. OINK!~ $n oinks at $N: 'OINK OINK OINK!'~ $n oinks at you: 'OINK OINK OINK!'~ You make pig noises. OINK!~ $n oinks 'OINK OINK OINK!'~ ooo~ You go ooOOooOOooOOoo.~ $n says, 'ooOOooOOooOOoo.'~ You go ooOOooOOooOOoo.~ $n says, 'ooOOooOOooOOoo.'~ $n thinks of you and says, 'ooOOooOOooOOoo.'~ You go ooOOooOOooOOoo.~ $n says, 'ooOOooOOooOOoo.'~ pat~ Pat whom?~ ~ You pat $N on $S head.~ $n pats $N on $S head.~ $n pats you on your head.~ You pat yourself on your head. Aren't you proud?~ $n pats $mself on the head. $e is proud of $mself!~ peck~ You peck for seeds on the ground.~ $n pecks for seeds on the ground.~ You give $M a little peck on the cheek.~ $n gives $N a small peck on the cheek.~ $n gives you a sweet peck on the cheek.~ You kiss your own pectoral muscles.~ $n pecks $mself on $s pectoral muscles.~ peer~ You peer intently about your surroundings.~ $n peers intently about the area, looking for thieves no doubt.~ You peer at $M quizzically.~ $n peers at $N quizzically.~ $n peers at you quizzically.~ You peer intently about your surroundings.~ $n peers intently about the area, looking for thieves no doubt.~ phaser~ You aim your phasers at everyone in the room.~ $n aims a phaser at everyone in the room. LOOK OUT!~ You set your phaser on OWCH and point it at $M.~ $n sets $s phaser on OWCH and points it at $N. Uh oh...~ $n sets $s phaser on OWCH and points it at you. Uh oh...~ You aim your phasers at yourself. Duck!~ $n aims $s phasers at $mself. Maybe $e's depressed?~ pinch~ You toss a pinch of salt over your shoulder.~ $n tosses a pinch of salt over $s shoulder.~ You pinch $S rosy cheeks.~ $n pinches $N's rosy cheeks.~ $n pinches your chubby cheeks.~ You need a pinch of salt.~ $n needs a pinch of salt.~ ping~ Ping who?~ ~ You ping $N. $N is unreachable.~ $n pings $N. $N is unreachable.~ $n pings you. Is your server dead or alive?~ You ping yourself. Ooof!~ $n pings $mself. Ooof!~ point~ Point at whom?~ ~ You point at $M accusingly.~ $n points at $N accusingly.~ $n points at you accusingly.~ You point proudly at yourself.~ $n points proudly at $mself.~ poke~ Poke whom?~ ~ You poke $M in the ribs.~ $n pokes $N in the ribs.~ $n pokes you in the ribs.~ You poke yourself in the ribs, feeling very silly.~ $n pokes $mself in the ribs, looking very sheepish.~ ponder~ You ponder the question.~ $n sits down and thinks deeply.~ $n sits down and thinks deeply.~ $n sits down and thinks deeply.~ $n sits down and thinks deeply.~ $n sits down and thinks deeply.~ $n sits down and thinks deeply.~ possum~ You do your best imitation of a corpse.~ $n hits the ground... DEAD.~ You do your best imitation of a corpse.~ $n hits the ground... DEAD.~ $n hits the ground... DEAD.~ You do your best imitation of a corpse.~ $n hits the ground... DEAD.~ potato~ You juggle a hot potato in your hands.~ $n juggles a hot potato in $s hands.~ You juggle a hot potato and pass it onto $M.~ $n juggles a hot potato and gives it to $N!~ $n juggles a hot potato and gives it to YOU!~ You juggle a hot potato in your hands.~ $n juggles a hot potato in $s hands.~ poupon~ You say 'Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?'.~ $n says 'Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?'~ You say to $M, 'Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?'.~ $n says to $N, 'Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?'~ $n says to you, 'Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?'~ You say 'Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?'.~ $n says 'Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?'~ pout~ Ah, don't take it so hard.~ $n pouts.~ Ah, don't take it so hard.~ $n pouts at $N. What did $N do?~ $n pouts at you. What did you do to $m?~ Ah, don't take it so hard.~ $n pouts.~ pray~ You feel righteous, and maybe a little foolish.~ $n begs and grovels to the powers that be.~ You crawl in the dust before $M.~ $n falls down and grovels in the dirt before $N.~ $n kisses the dirt at your feet.~ Talk about narcissism ...~ $n mumbles a prayer to $mself.~ pretend~ You pretend you are a GOD, and slay everyone in sight!~ $n is pretending $e is an implementor again. *sigh*~ You pretend you are a GOD, and demote $M to level 1.~ $n pretends $e is a GOD, and says, '$N, you're demoted to level 1!'~ $n pretends $e is a GOD, and says, 'You are demoted to level 1!'~ You pretend you are an implementor, and you demote yourself to level 1.~ $n pretends $e is a GOD, and demotes $mself to level 1.~ propose~ You propose a contract game of bridge.~ $n proposes a contract game of bridge.~ You propose marriage to $M.~ $n gets down on one knee and proposes to $N.~ $n says quietly 'Will you marry me?'~ Even you wouldn't marry yourself.~ $n refuses the proposal made by $mself.~ puke~ You puke ... chunks everywhere!~ $n pukes.~ You puke on $M.~ $n pukes on $N.~ $n spews vomit and pukes all over your clothing!~ You puke on yourself.~ $n pukes on $s clothes.~ punch~ Punch whom?~ ~ You punch $M playfully.~ $n punches $N playfully.~ $n punches you playfully. OUCH!~ You punch yourself. You deserve it.~ $n punches $mself. Why don't you join in?~ purr~ @@WYou @@dpurrrrr @@Wsoftly...@@N~ @@W$n @@dpurrrrrrrrs @@Wsoftly to $mself@@N.~ @@WYou rub along @@a$N@@W'@@as @@Wleg @@dpurring @@Wcontently@@N.~ @@a$n @@Wrubs against $N's leg, @@dpurring @@Wcontently@@N.~ @@W$n rubs along your leg, @@dpurring @@Wcontently.@@N~ @@WYou @@dpurr @@Wquietly to yourself@@N.~ @@WYou notice $n @@dpurring @@Wquietly to $mself@@N.~ push~ You push the history-eraser button! BUT, nothing seems to happen.~ $n pushes the history-eraser button! BUT, nothing seems to happen.~ You push $M away in disgust.~ $n pushes $N away in disgust.~ $n pushes you away in disgust.~ You push yourself to the limit of your abilities.~ $n pushes $mself to the limits of $s abilites.~ raise~ You raise your hand in response.~ $n raises $s hand in response.~ You raise your hand in response.~ $n raises $s hand in response.~ $n raises $s hand in response to you.~ You raise your hand in response.~ $n raises $s hand in response.~ reassure~ You reassure everyone that everything will be ok.~ $n reassures everyone that everything will be ok.~ You hug $M reassuringly.~ $n hugs $N reassuringly.~ $n hugs you reassuringly.~ You try to reassure yourself that everything will be ok.~ $n tries to reassure $mself that everything will be ok.~ renandstimpy~ You say, 'Oh Happy Happy, Joy Joy!'~ $n exclaims, 'Oh Happy Happy, Joy Joy!'~ You exclaim, 'Oh Happy Happy, Joy Joy!' at the mere thought of $M.~ $n exclaims, 'Oh Happy Happy, Joy Joy!' as $e sees $N enter the room.~ $n exclaims, 'Oh Happy Happy, Joy Joy!' when $e sees you approach.~ You exclaim, 'Oh Happy Happy, Joy Joy!' at the thought of yourself.~ $n exclaims, 'Oh Happy Happy, Joy Joy!' at the thought of $mself.~ rofl~ You roll on the floor laughing hysterically.~ $n rolls on the floor laughing hysterically.~ You laugh your head off at $S remark.~ $n rolls on the floor laughing at $N's remark.~ $n can't stop laughing at your remark.~ You roll on the floor and laugh at yourself.~ $n laughs at $mself. Join in the fun.~ roll~ You roll your eyes.~ $n rolls $s eyes.~ You roll your eyes at $M.~ $n rolls $s eyes at $N.~ $n rolls $s eyes at you.~ You roll your eyes at yourself.~ $n rolls $s eyes at $mself.~ rub~ You rub your eyes. How long have you been at this?~ $n rubs $s eyes. $n must have been playing all day.~ You rub your eyes. Has $N been playing as long as you have?~ $n rubs $s eyes. $n must have been playing all day.~ $n rubs $s eyes. Have you been playing as long as $m?~ You rub your eyes. How long have you been at this?~ $n rubs $s eyes. $n must have been playing all day.~ ruffle~ You've got to ruffle SOMEONE.~ ~ You ruffle $N's hair playfully.~ $n ruffles $N's hair playfully.~ $n ruffles your hair playfully.~ You ruffle your hair.~ $n ruffles $s hair.~ russian~ You speak Russian. Yeah, right. Dream on.~ $n says 'Ya horosho stari malenky koshka.' Huh?~ You speak Russian to $M. Yeah, right. Dream on.~ $n says to $N 'Ya horosho stari malenky koshka.' Huh?~ $n says to you 'Ya horosho stari malenky koshka.' Huh?~ You speak Russian. Yeah, right. Dream on.~ $n says 'Ya horosho stari malenky koshka.' Huh?~ sad~ You put on a glum expression.~ $n looks particularly glum today. *sniff*~ You give $M your best glum expression.~ $n looks at $N glumly. *sniff* Poor $n.~ $n looks at you glumly. *sniff* Poor $n.~ You bow your head and twist your toe in the dirt glumly.~ $n bows $s head and twists $s toe in the dirt glumly.~ salute~ You salute smartly.~ $n salutes smartly.~ You salute $M.~ $n salutes $N.~ $n salutes you.~ Huh?~ ~ scold~ You scold everyone for being so naughty!~ $n scolds everyone for being so naughty!~ You scold $M for being so naughty!~ $n scolds $N for being so naughty!~ $n scolds you for being so naughty!~ You scold yourself for being so naughty!~ $n scolds $mself for being so naughty!~ scream~ ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!~ $n screams loudly!~ ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!! Yes, it MUST have been $S fault!!!~ $n screams loudly at $N. Better leave before $e blames you, too!!!~ $n screams at you! That's not nice! *sniff*~ You scream at yourself. Yes, that's ONE way of relieving tension!~ $n screams loudly at $mself! Is there a full moon up?~ shake~ You shake your head.~ $n shakes $s head.~ You shake $S hand.~ $n shakes $N's hand.~ $n shakes your hand.~ You are shaken by yourself.~ $n shakes and quivers like a bowl full of jelly.~ shiver~ Brrrrrrrrr.~ $n shivers uncomfortably.~ You shiver at the thought of fighting $M.~ $n shivers at the thought of fighting $N.~ $n shivers at the suicidal thought of fighting you.~ You shiver to yourself?~ $n scares $mself to shivers.~ shrug~ You shrug.~ $n shrugs helplessly.~ You shrug in response to $S question.~ $n shrugs in response to $N's question.~ $n shrugs in response to your question.~ You shrug to yourself.~ $n shrugs to $mself. What a strange person.~ sigh~ You sigh.~ $n sighs loudly.~ You sigh as you think of $M.~ $n sighs at the sight of $N.~ $n sighs as $e thinks of you. Touching, huh?~ You sigh at yourself. You MUST be lonely.~ $n sighs at $mself. What a sorry sight.~ sing~ You raise your clear voice towards the sky.~ $n has begun to sing.~ You sing a ballad to $M.~ $n sings a ballad to $N.~ $n sings a ballad to you! How sweet!~ You sing a little ditty to yourself.~ $n sings a little ditty to $mself.~ slobber~ You slobber all over the floor.~ $n slobbers all over the floor.~ You slobber all over $M.~ $n slobbers all over $N.~ $n slobbers all over you.~ You slobber all down your front.~ $n slobbers all over $mself.~ smile~ @@WYou @@gsmile @@ahappily@@N.~ @@W$n @@gsmiles @@ahappily@@N.~ @@WYou smile @@ybrightly @@Wat $N@@N.~ @@W$n @@ybeams @@Wa smile at @@g$N@@N.~ @@W$n smiles @@ybrightly @@Wat you@@N.~ You smile at yourself.~ $n smiles at $mself.~ smirk~ You smirk.~ $n smirks.~ You smirk at $S saying.~ $n smirks at $N's saying.~ $n smirks at your saying.~ You smirk at yourself. Okay ...~ $n smirks at $s own 'wisdom'.~ smoke~ You calmly light a cigarette and take a puff.~ $n calmly lights a cigarette and take a puff.~ You blow smoke into $S eyes.~ $n blows smoke into $N's eyes.~ $n blows smoke rings into your eyes.~ You call down lightning and SMOKE yourself.~ $n calls down lightning and SMOKES $mself.~ smooch~ You are searching for someone to smooch.~ $n is looking for someone to smooch.~ You give $M a nice, wet smooch.~ $n and $N are smooching in the corner.~ $n smooches you passionately on the lips.~ You smooch yourself.~ $n smooches $mself. Yuck.~ snap~ PRONTO ! You snap your fingers.~ $n snaps $s fingers.~ You snap back at $M.~ $n snaps back at $N.~ $n snaps back at you!~ You snap yourself to attention.~ $n snaps $mself to attention.~ snarl~ You grizzle your teeth and look mean.~ $n snarls angrily.~ You snarl at $M.~ $n snarls at $N.~ $n snarls at you, for some reason.~ You snarl at yourself.~ $n snarls at $mself.~ sneeze~ Gesundheit!~ $n sneezes.~ $n sneezes.~ $n sneezes.~ $n sneezes.~ $n sneezes.~ $n sneezes.~ snicker~ You snicker softly.~ $n snickers softly.~ You snicker with $M about your shared secret.~ $n snickers with $N about their shared secret.~ $n snickers with you about your shared secret.~ You snicker at your own evil thoughts.~ $n snickers at $s own evil thoughts.~ sniff~ You sniff the air.~ $n sniffs the air suspiciously.~ You sniff $M. EEWW!!~ $n sniffs in $N's general direction.~ $n sniffs in your general direction. I wonder why?~ You still smell like you.~ $n sniffs $melf. Now, THAT'S sick :P~ snore~ Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.~ $n snores loudly.~ $n snores loudly.~ $n snores loudly.~ $n snores loudly.~ $n snores loudly.~ $n snores loudly.~ snort~ You snort.~ $n takes a sniff of some white powder and looks VERY relieved.~ You snort. Maybe $N would like some?~ $n takes a sniff of some white powder and looks VERY relieved.~ $n takes a sniff of some white powder and looks VERY relieved. Like some?~ You snort.~ $n takes a sniff of some white powder and looks VERY relieved.~ snowball~ Whom do you want to throw a snowball at?~ ~ You throw a snowball in $N's face.~ $n throws a snowball at $N.~ $n throws a snowball at you.~ You throw a snowball at yourself.~ $n throws a snowball at $mself.~ snuggle~ Who?~ ~ you snuggle $M.~ $n snuggles up to $N.~ $n snuggles up to you.~ You snuggle up, getting ready to sleep.~ $n snuggles up, getting ready to sleep.~ spam~ You mutter 'SPAM' quietly to yourself.~ $n sings 'SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM....'~ You hurl a can of SPAM at $M.~ $n hurls a can of SPAM at $N.~ $n SPAMS you viciously.~ You mutter 'SPAM' in the corner quietly.~ $n mutters 'SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM'. Join in!~ spanish~ You speak Spanish or at least you think you do.~ $n says 'Naces pendejo, mueres pendejo.' Uh oh.~ You speak Spanish or at least you think you do.~ $n says 'Naces pendejo, mueres pendejo.' Uh oh.~ $n says 'Naces pendejo, mueres pendejo.' Uh oh.~ You speak Spanish or at least you think you do.~ $n says to $mself 'Naces pendejo, mueres pendejo.' Uh oh.~ spank~ Spank whom?~ ~ You spank $M playfully.~ $n spanks $N playfully.~ $n spanks you playfully. OUCH!~ You spank yourself. Kinky!~ $n spanks $mself. Kinky!~ spin~ You twirl in a graceful pirouette.~ $n twirls in a graceful pirouette.~ You spin $M on one finger.~ $n spins $N on $s finger.~ $n spins you around on $s finger.~ You spin yourself around and around and around....~ $n spins $mself around and around and around...~ squeal~ You squeal with delight.~ $n squeals with delight.~ You squeal at $M.~ $n squeals at $N. Wonder why?~ $n squeals at you. You must be doing something good.~ You squeal at yourself.~ $n squeals at $mself.~ squeeze~ Where, what, how, whom?~ ~ You squeeze $M fondly.~ $n squeezes $N fondly.~ $n squeezes you fondly.~ You squeeze yourself - try to relax a little!~ $n squeezes $mself.~ squirm~ You squirm guiltily.~ $n squirms guiltily. Looks like $e did it.~ You squirm in front of $M.~ $n squirms in front of $N.~ $n squirms in front of you. You make $m nervous.~ You squirm and squirm and squirm....~ $n squirms and squirms and squirm.....~ squish~ You squish your toes into the sand.~ $n squishes $s toes into the sand.~ You squish $M between your legs.~ $n squishes $N between $s legs.~ $n squishes you between $s legs.~ You squish yourself.~ $n squishes $mself. OUCH.~ stare~ You stare at the sky.~ $n stares at the sky.~ You stare dreamily at $N, completely lost in $S eyes..~ $n stares dreamily at $N.~ $n stares dreamily at you, completely lost in your eyes.~ You stare dreamily at yourself - enough narcissism for now.~ $n stares dreamily at $mself - NARCISSIST!~ stickup~ You don a mask and ask for everyone's gold.~ $n says 'This is a stickup. Gimme yer gold, NOW!'~ You don a mask and ask for $S gold.~ $n says to $N, 'This is a stickup. Gimme yer gold, NOW!'~ $n says to you, 'This is a stickup. Gimme yer gold, NOW!'~ You extort money from yourself.~ $n holds $s weapon to $s throat and says 'Ok, me, give me all my money!'~ stretch~ You stretch and relax your sore muscles.~ $n stretches luxuriously. Make you want to, doesn't it.~ You stretch and relax your sore muscles.~ $n stretches luxuriously. Make you want to, doesn't it.~ $n stretches luxuriously. Make you want to, doesn't it.~ You stretch and relax your sore muscles.~ $n stretches luxuriously. Make you want to, doesn't it.~ strip~ You show some of your shoulder as you begin your performance.~ $n shows $s bare shoulder and glances seductively around the room.~ You show some of your shoulder as you begin your performance.~ $n shows $s bare shoulder and glances seductively at $N.~ $n shows $s bare shoulder and glances seductively at you.~ You show some of your shoulder as you begin your performance.~ $n shows $s bare shoulder and glances seductively around the room.~ strut~ Strut your stuff.~ $n struts proudly.~ You strut to get $S attention.~ $n struts, hoping to get $N's attention.~ $n struts, hoping to get your attention.~ You strut to yourself, lost in your own world.~ $n struts to $mself, lost in $s own world.~ suffer~ No xp again? You suffer at the hands of fate.~ $n is suffering. Looks like $e can't seem to level.~ You tell $M how you suffer whenever you're away from $M.~ $n tells $N that $e suffers whenever they're apart.~ $n tells you that $e suffers whenever you're apart.~ No xp again? You suffer at the hands of fate.~ $n is suffering. Looks like $e can't seem to level.~ sulk~ You sulk.~ $n sulks in the corner.~ $n sulks in the corner.~ $n sulks in the corner.~ $n sulks in the corner.~ $n sulks in the corner.~ $n sulks in the corner.~ surf~ You stoke your soul by catching a smooth, perfect wave.~ $n stokes $s soul by catching a smooth, perfect wave.~ You stoke your soul by catching a smooth, perfect wave.~ $n stokes $s soul by catching a smooth, perfect wave.~ $n stokes $s soul by catching a smooth, perfect wave.~ You stoke your soul by catching a smooth, perfect wave.~ $n stokes $s soul by catching a smooth, perfect wave.~ sweep~ You grab a broom and sweep up the mess you made.~ $n grabs a broom and sweeps up the mess $e made.~ You sweep $M up off $S feet and swirl $M around in happiness.~ $n sweeps $N up off $S feet and swirls $M around in happiness.~ $n sweeps you off your feet and swirls you around in happiness.~ You swirl around in happiness.~ $n swirls $mself around. Pretty silly, huh?~ swoon~ You swoon in ecstacy.~ $n swoons in ecstacy.~ You swoon in ecstacy at the thought of $M.~ $n swoons in ecstacy at the thought of $N.~ $n swoons in ecstacy as $e thinks of you.~ You swoon in ecstacy.~ $n swoons in ecstacy.~ tackle~ You can't tackle the AIR!~ ~ You run over to $M and bring $M down!~ $n runs over to $N and tackles $M to the ground!~ $n runs over to you and tackles you to the ground!~ You wrap your arms around yourself, and throw yourself to the ground.~ $n wraps $s arms around $mself and brings $mself down!?~ tap~ You tap your foot impatiently.~ $n taps $s foot impatiently.~ You tap your foot impatiently. Will $E ever be ready?~ $n taps $s foot impatiently as $e waits for $N.~ $n taps $s foot impatiently as $e waits for you.~ You tap yourself on the head. Ouch!~ $n taps $mself on the head.~ tender~ You will enjoy it more if you choose someone to kiss.~ ~ You give $M a soft, tender kiss.~ $n gives $N a soft, tender kiss.~ $n gives you a soft, tender kiss.~ You'd better not, people may start to talk!~ ~ thank~ Thank you too.~ ~ You thank $N heartily.~ $n thanks $N heartily.~ $n thanks you heartily.~ You thank yourself since nobody else wants to !~ $n thanks $mself since you won't.~ think~ You think about times past and friends forgotten.~ $n thinks deeply and is lost in thought.~ You think about times past and friends forgotten.~ $n thinks deeply and is lost in thought.~ $n thinks deeply and is lost in thought. Maybe $e is thinking of you?~ You think about times past and friends forgotten.~ $n thinks deeply and is lost in thought.~ throttle~ Whom do you want to throttle?~ ~ You throttle $M till $E is blue in the face.~ $n throttles $N about the neck, until $E passes out. THUNK!~ $n throttles you about the neck until you pass out. THUNK!~ That might hurt! Better not do it!~ $n is getting a crazy look in $s eye again.~ tickle~ Whom do you want to tickle?~ ~ You tickle $N - $E starts giggling.~ $n tickles $N - $E starts giggling.~ $n tickles you - hee hee hee.~ You tickle yourself, how funny!~ $n tickles $mself.~ timeout~ You take a 'T' and drink some Gatorade (tm).~ $n takes a 'T' and drinks some Gatorade (tm).~ You take a 'T' and offer $M some Gatorade (tm).~ $n takes a 'T' and offers $N some Gatorade (tm).~ $n takes a 'T' and offers you some Gatorade (tm).~ You take a 'T' and drink some Gatorade (tm).~ $n takes a 'T' and drinks some Gatorade (tm).~ tongue~ You stick out your tongue.~ $n sticks out $s tongue.~ You stick your tongue out at $M.~ $n sticks $s tongue out at $N.~ $n sticks $s tongue out at you.~ You stick out your tongue and touch your nose.~ $n sticks out $s tongue and touches $s nose.~ torture~ You have to torture someone!~ ~ You torture $M with rusty weapons, Mwaahhhhh!!~ $n tortures $N with rusty weapons, $E must have been REAL bad!~ $n tortures you with rusty weapons! What did you DO!?!~ You torture yourself with rusty weapons. Was it good for you?~ $n tortures $mself with rusty weapons. Looks like $e enjoys it!?~ tummy~ You rub your tummy and wish you'd bought a pie at the bakery.~ $n rubs $s tummy and wishes $e'd bought a pie at the bakery.~ You rub your tummy and ask $M for some food.~ $n rubs $s tummy and asks $N for some food.~ $n rubs $s tummy and asks you for some food. Please?~ You rub your tummy and wish you'd bought a pie at the bakery.~ $n rubs $s tummy and wishes $e'd bought a pie at the bakery.~ tweety~ You exclaim 'I TAWT I TAW A PUTTY TAT!!'~ $n exclaims 'I TAWT I TAW A PUTTY TAT!!'~ You exclaim to $M, 'I TAWT I TAW A PUTTY TAT!!'~ $n exclaims to $N, 'I TAWT I TAW A PUTTY TAT!!'~ $n exclaims to you, 'I TAWT I TAW A PUTTY TAT!!'~ You exclaim to yourself, 'I TAWT I TAW A PUTTY TAT!!'~ $n exclaims to $mself, 'I TAWT I TAW A PUTTY TAT!!'~ twiddle~ You patiently twiddle your thumbs.~ $n patiently twiddles $s thumbs.~ You twiddle $S ears.~ $n twiddles $N's ears.~ $n twiddles your ears.~ You twiddle your ears like Dumbo.~ $n twiddles $s own ears like Dumbo.~ type~ You throw up yor handz in dizgust at yur losy typing skils.~ $n couldn't type a period if there was only one key on the keyboard.~ You throw up yor handz in dizgust at yur losy typing skils.~ $n couldn't type a period if there was only one key on the keyboard.~ $n couldn't type a period if there was only one key on the keyboard.~ You throw up yor handz in dizgust at yur losy typing skils.~ $n couldn't type a period if there was only one key on the keyboard.~ wave~ You wave.~ $n waves happily.~ You wave goodbye to $N.~ $n waves goodbye to $N.~ $n waves goodbye to you. Have a good journey.~ Are you going on adventures as well?~ $n waves goodbye to $mself.~ wedgie~ You look around for someone to wedgie.~ $n is looking around for someone to wedgie! Run!~ You wedgie $M. Must be fun! ~ $n wedgies $N to the heavens.~ $n wedgies you! Ouch!~ You delight in pinning your underwear to the sky.~ $n wedgies $mself and revels with glee.~ whine~ You whine like the great whiners of the century.~ $n whines 'I want to be a god already. I need more hitpoints..I...'~ You whine to $M like the great whiners of the century.~ $n whines to $N 'I want to be an immortal already. I need more hp...I..'~ $n whines to you 'I want to be an immortal already. I need more hp...I...'~ You whine like the great whiners of the century.~ $n whines 'I want to be a god already. I need more hitpoints..I...'~ whistle~ You whistle appreciatively.~ $n whistles appreciatively.~ You whistle at the sight of $M.~ $n whistles at the sight of $N.~ $n whistles at the sight of you.~ You whistle a little tune to yourself.~ $n whistles a little tune to $mself.~ wiggle~ You wiggle your bottom.~ $n wiggles $s bottom.~ You wiggle your bottom toward $M.~ $n wiggles $s bottom toward $N.~ $n wiggles $s bottom toward you.~ You wiggle about like a fish.~ $n wiggles about like a fish.~ wince~ You wince. Ouch!~ $n winces. Ouch!~ You wince at $M.~ $n winces at $N.~ $n winces at you.~ You wince at yourself. Ouch!~ $n winces at $mself. Ouch!~ wink~ You wink suggestively.~ $n winks suggestively.~ You wink suggestively at $N.~ $n winks at $N.~ $n winks suggestively at you.~ You wink at yourself ?? - what are you up to ?~ $n winks at $mself - something strange is going on...~ wish~ You make a wish upon a star for a dream you have.~ $n sighs... and makes a wish upon a shooting star.~ You wish to be loved by $M.~ $n wishes to be loved by $N.~ $n wishes to be loved by you.~ You wish for more attention.~ $n wishes for more attention.~ worship~ You worship the powers that be.~ $n worships the powers that be.~ You drop to your knees in homage of $M.~ $n prostrates $mself before $N.~ $n believes you are all powerful.~ You worship yourself.~ $n worships $mself - ah, the conceitedness of it all.~ wrap~ You wrap a present for your love.~ $n wraps a present for someone special.~ You wrap your legs around $M.~ $n wraps $s legs around $N.~ $n wraps $s legs around you. Wonder what's coming next?~ You wrap yourself with some paper.~ $n wraps $mself with some wrapping paper. Is it Christmas?~ yabba~ YABBA-DABBA-DOO!~ $n hollers 'Hey Wilma -- YABBA DABBA DOO!'~ You holler 'Hey $N -- YABBA DABBA DOO!'~ $n hollers 'Hey $N -- YABBA DABBA DOO!'~ $n hollers 'Hey $N -- YABBA DABBA DOO!'~ YABBA-DABBA-DOO!~ $n hollers 'Hey Wilma -- YABBA DABBA DOO!'~ yahoo~ You do your best Han Solo impression.~ $n exclaims, 'YAHOO! Great shot, kid, that was one in a million!'~ You do your best Han Solo impression.~ $n exclaims, 'YAHOO! Great shot, $N, that was one in a million!'~ $n exclaims, 'YAHOO! Great shot, $N, that was one in a million!'~ You do your best Han Solo impression.~ $n exclaims, 'YAHOO! Great shot, $n, that was one in a million!'~ yawn~ You must be tired.~ $n yawns.~ You must be tired.~ $n yawns at $N. Maybe you should let them go to bed?~ $n yawns at you. Maybe $e wants you to go to bed with $m?~ You must be tired.~ $n yawns.~ yeehaw~ You mount your white pony (?) and shout 'YEEEEEEEEEEHAW!'~ $n mounts $s white pony (?) and shouts 'YEEEEHHHAAAAAAWWWW!'~ You mount your white pony (?) and shout 'YEEEEEEEEEEHAW!'~ $n mounts $s white pony (?) and shouts 'YEEEEHHHAAAAAAWWWW!'~ $n mounts $s white pony (?) and shouts 'YEEEEHHHAAAAAAWWWW!'~ You mount your white pony (?) and shout 'YEEEEEEEEEEHAW!'~ $n mounts $s white pony (?) and shouts 'YEEEEHHHAAAAAAWWWW!'~ jump~ You jump up and down with joy!~ $n jumps up and down with joy!~ You make a jumping dance around $N!~ $n makes a jumping dance around $N. $e must be happy.~ $n makes a jumping dance around you. $e must be happy.~ You jump up and down with joy!~ $n jumps up and down with joy!~ stressout~ @@NYou pull your hair out in @@Rbloody tufts@@N, displaying obvious stress.@@N~ $n pulls @@Rbloody tufts@@N of $s hair out, displaying obvious stress.@@N~ You grab @@R$N@@N by the back of the head and slam $S head into a post, relieving $S stress.@@N~ $n grabs $N by the back of the head and @@Rslams@@N $M into a post, relieving $S stress.@@N~ $n grabs you by the back of the head and slams your head into a post. @@RWhat a relief!@@N~ You slam your head into a post to relieve your stress. @@R Are you Alright?@@N~ $n slams $s head into a post for stress relief. @@RAre you annoying $m?@@N~ coke~ @@WYou wander around offering a can of @@eC@@go@@ek@@ge@@N.~ @@W$n flaunts a can of @@eC@@go@@ek@@ge@@W in front of your face.~ @@WYou generously give away your last @@gIce @@lcold @@Wcan of @@eC@@go@@ek@@ge@@W.~ @@W$n gave the last can of @@eC@@go@@ek@@ge@@W away, and not to you, Hmph.@@N~ @@WWow!! $n just gave you $s last can of @@eC@@go@@ek@@ge@@W, it MUST be @@eLove@@N~ @@WYou down the @@gIce @@lcold @@eC@@go@@ek@@ge@@W, Yummmmmmmm!@@N~ @@W$n @@aguzzles @@Wdown the last can of @@eC@@go@@ek@@ge@@W, Rude!@@N~ pounce~ @@WYou pounce on your @@yimaginary @@Wfriend@@N.~ @@y$n @@Wprepares to @@gpounce @@Won someone@@N.~ @@WYou quickly @@gpounce @@Won @@y$N @@Wbringing $M to the ground@@N.~ @@yEeeek@@W, $n pounces on $N... join in the fun! @@y:)@@N~ @@y$n @@Wplayfully @@gpounces @@Won you!@@N~ @@WYou @@dcan't @@Wpounce on yourself, silly.@@N~ ~ tlove~ @@WYou still believe your @@gtrue @@elove @@Wis out there, somewhere...@@N~ @@c$n @@Wis dreaming of her @@gtrue @@elove@@W, again@@N.~ @@WYou look into $S @@leyes@@W, and you know this is @@eLove@@N.~ @@a$n @@Whas found $s @@gtrue @@elove @@Win @@y$N@@N.~ @@WThe look in $n's @@leyes @@Wshows $s @@gtrue @@elove @@Wfor you.@@N~ @@WLook beyond yourself to find your @@gtrue @@elove@@N.~ @@a$n @@Wgives up on all of you, and @@eloves @@W$mself.@@N~ tkiss~ @@WYou look around for someone @@yspecial@@N~ @@l$n @@Wlooks like $e needs a tender kiss@@N.~ @@WYou pull @@a$N @@Wclose to you and @@ekiss @@W$M tenderly.@@N~ @@a$n @@Wpulls @@y$N @@Wclose to $M and @@ekisses @@W$m sweetly on the lips.@@N~ @@a$n @@Wpulls you close to $m and @@ekisses @@Wyou tenderly@@N.~ @@WWouldn't it feel much better to kiss another person?@@N~ @@a$n@@W struggles to @@ekiss @@W$mself.~ firework~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ tembrace~ @@WYou long to be held closely@@N.~ @@WPsssst... @@d$n @@yreally @@Wneeds a tender embrace@@N.~ @@WYou hold @@y$N @@Win your arms @@gsurrounding @@W$M in your @@lwarmth@@N.~ @@a$n @@Wholds @@a$N@@W so close to $m@@N.~ @@y$n @@Wholds you close to $s body, tenderly @@gembracing you in $s @@lwarmth@@N.~ @@WYou @@gembrace @@Wyourself, keeping warm@@N.~ ~ muaha~ You burst forth in a diabolical tirade of chilling laughter, '@@pMUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!@@N'.@@N~ $n bursts out in chilling diabolical laughter, '@@pMUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!@@N'.@@N~ You get right in $N's face and laugh diabolically, '@@pMUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!@@N'.@@N~ $n gets right in $N's face and laughs diabolically, scaring $M silly.~ $n gets right in your face and laughs diabolically, '@@pMUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!@@N', scaring you silly.@@N~ You laugh diabolically at yourself.~ $n laughs diabolically at himself. You call the asylum post-haste.@@N~ fatality~ @@dA strange voice intones:@@R'Fatality, $n wins'@@N~ @@dA strange voice intones:@@R'Fatality, $n wins.'@@N~ @@dYou tear $N's heart out, hold it aloft and a voice intones: @@R'Fatality, $n wins.'@@N~ $n holds $N's heart aloft as a voice intones: @@R'Fatality, $n wins.'@@N~ @@d$n tears your chest-rended heart aloft as a voice intones: @@R'Fatality, $n wins.'@@N~ @@dYou tear your heart out of your chest and hold it aloft screaming, @@R'FATALITY! I WIN!'@@N And crumple in a heap to the ground.@@N~ @@dtears $s own heart out his chest, holds it aloft and screams, @@R'FATALITY! I WIN!'@@d $e collapses in a heap.@@N~ bond~ You fix your hair and state, '@@rThe name is Bond... James Bond@@N', and shoot the nearest ninja.@@N~ $n fixes $s hair and says, '@@rThe name is Bond... James Bond@@N'. $e then shoots a ninja.@@N~ You swoop down through the ceiling, pick $m up and swing out. All the ninjas fall to peices.~ $n swings in through the ceiling, picks $N up and glides out the nearest window. All the ninjas fall to peices.@@N~ $n swoops in through the ceiling, picks you up and glides away. Your Hero! All the ninjas die.@@~ You alert the nearest waitress, '@@rMartini, shaken not stirred.@@N'~ $n alerts alerts the nearest waitress, '@@rMartini, shaken not stirred.@@N'@@N~ nin~ You scream '@@R|\|@@eine @@RI@@ench @@R|\|@@eails@@R!!!@@N' and start to mosh.~ $n screams @@R|\|@@eine @@RI@@ench @@R|\|@@eails@@R!!!' @@Nand starts to mosh.@@N~ You mosh into $N screaming, '@@B|\|@@line @@BI@@lnch @@B|\|@@lails@@B!!!@@N'.~ $n moshes into $N screaming, '@@B|\|@@line @@BI@@lnch @@B|\|@@lails@@B!!!@@N'~ $n moshes into you screaming, '@@B|\|@@line @@BI@@lnch @@B|\|@@lails@@B!!!@@N'~ ~ ~ fbi~ You drive up in a black sedan and step out in a badge and trench-coat flourish.@@N~ $n drives up in a black sedan and steps out, badge and trenchcoat aflourish.@@N~ You flash your badge at $N and state, "You're coming with me...'~ $n flashes $s badge at $N and states, "@@yFBI... you're coming with me!@@N"@@N~ $n flashes his badge at you and states, "@@yFBI.. you're coming with me!@@N"@@N~ You identify yourself as an FBI agent.~ $n flashes his badge and states, "@@yThe name is $n, i work for the FBI and I'd like to ask you some questions.@@N"@@N~ high5~ You have to high-five SOMEONE you know!~ $n can't decide who he want's to high-five, so he doesn't.~ You leap into the air and high-five @@p$N@@N! YES!@@N~ $n leaps into the air and high-fives @@p$N@@N. happy? about what?@@N~ $n leaps into the air and high-fives you!@@N~ You leap into the air and high-five yourself. lonely?~ $n leaps into the air and high-fives himself... $e must be very lonely.@@N~ postal~ You go postal, killing everything in sight.~ $n goes postal, killing everyone iin sight! RUN!~ In your postal rage, you find $N and kill $m.~ $n, in a postal rage, hunts $N down and slaughters $M.~ $N hunts you down, postal rage in $s eye, and slaughters you in cold blood.~ You start shooting everything in sight, but are gunned down by the cops before your rage is satiated.~ $n goes postal and is quickly gunned down by the cops.~ tag~ @@WYou search around for @@ysomeone @@Wto tag.@@N~ @@y$n @@Wis wandering around looking to tag someone@@N.~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ rollover~ You roll onto your back and wimper your submission.~ $n rolls onto $s back and waves $s legs in submission.~ You roll onto your back and wimper your submission to $N.~ $n rolls onto $s back and wimpers $s submission to $n.~ $n rolls onto $s back, and wimpers $s submission to you.~ Now why would you want to do that?~ ~ touch~ You grope about, but find no one to touch.~ $n gropes about, but fails to find anyone to touch.~ You reach over and touch $N's lusty parts.~ $n reaches over and touches $N's lusty parts. You avert your eyes.@@N~ $n reaches over and touches your lusty bits. What could $m be thinking?~ You touch your own lusty parts. Desperate are we?~ $n touches $s own lusty parts. GROSS!!~ dogleg~ You raise your leg and pee in the corner. Rude!~ $n raises $s leg and pees in the corner. How Rude!~ You raise your leg and pee on $N. Rude!~ $n raises $s leg like a dog and pees on $N! How rude.~ $N raises $s leg like a dog and pees on you! How rude.~ ~ ~ hehehe~ You look about evilly and go, 'Hehehehehehehehehehe!'~ $n looks stricken with insanity and starts laughing, 'Hehehehehehehehehehee!'~ ~ ~ ~ Your brain snaps, and you laugh forver, 'Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe...'~ ~ cuffs~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ slap~ Anyone in particular?~ ~ @@WYou slap @@d$N @@epainfully@@W, showing your @@Ranger@@W.~ @@d$n @@Rslaps@@d $N @@epainfully@@W across the cheek. Don't make the same mistake @@e$E@@W did.@@N~ @@d$n @@Rslaps@@W you @@epainfully@@W for your @@eoutrageous@@W comment.@@N~ @@WYou @@Rslap@@W yourself @@epainfully@@W, trying to stay awake.@@N~ @@d$n@@e slaps@@W $mself@@e painfully@@W. You wonder if $e enjoyed that.@@N~