#AREA {4 12} Kittyix Ren and Stimpy's Neighborhood~
#MOBILES
#14600
ren~
Ren Hoek~
Ren Hoek says "You eediot!"
~
Ren is a stoned Chihuahua seen through the eyes of a victim of one too many
acid trips gone wrong.
~
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#14601
stimpy~
Stimpy~
Stimpson J. Cat, aka Stimpy, drools. Happy Happy Joy Joy!
~
Stimpy is meant to be a cat, and would be if cats were rotund red tailless
things with bright blue noses. Acid strikes again.
~
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#14602
powdered toast man~
Powdered Toast Man~
Powdered Toast Man strikes a pose and utters, "Leave everything to ME!"
~
Normally, Powdered Toast Man is a mild-mannered Reverend, but when crises
call he becomes ***> Powdered TOAST MAN!!!!!! <*** (the only super hero with
vitamin F).
~
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#14603
mister horse~
Mister Horse~
Mister Horse harumphs, "No sir, I don't like it."
~
Mister Horse is paranoid - he thinks "they" are out to get him. Mister Horse
once made a mistake. Be careful - he could make... another... "mistake".
~
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#14604
vincent bully~
the bully Vincent~
Vincent the unionised bully is chopping down trees.
~
Vincent is nasty lad - but he is a card-carrying Bullies Union member. If
he sees you, it is his duty as a bully to beat the Gritty Kitty out of you.
~
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#14605
vincent's dad~
Vincent's Dad~
Vincent's Dad revs his car.
~
Wherever Vincent goes, his dad is ready to pick him up in his car.
~
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#14606
yak~
a yak~
A yak beats a sandwich against the wall.
~
This yak has a large silly grin on his face. In the wild, yaks beat
their food to tenderise it. These two sentences are not really connected
at all, are they?
~
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#14607
muddy mudskipper~
muddy mudskipper~
Muddy Mudskipper laughs ominously as he prepares to blow up the Pope.
~
Mr Mudskipper is a gangster/TV show host/whatever fish with large and
unattractive lips.
~
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#14608
circus midget~
a circus midget~
A circus midget offers you an exploding cigar.
~
This circus midget is actually insane, in the same way Jack Nicholson in
"The Shining" was. He says in a DeNiro voice- "Are you *laughing* at me???"
~
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#14609
circus midget~
a circus midget~
A circus midget asks you to smell the flower in his buttonhole.
~
This circus midget is as insane as his fellow, but a little less scary.
But not by much.
~
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#14610
haggis mchaggis~
Haggis McHaggis~
Haggis McHaggis says, "Och aye the noo!"
~
Haggis McHaggis is a TV cartoon who has fallen on hard times. He has a fierce
brogue- one almost expects him to say "She canna take it Captain!"
~
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#14611
stinky wizzleteats~
Stinky Wizzleteats~
Stinky Wizzleteats launches into his number one hit.
~
"HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY!
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY!"
~
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#14612
kowalski~
Kowalski~
Kowalski grunts, "Daddy!"
~
This large, hirsute person is actually five years old. He has been jailed
for crimes against humanity (he's on day release) and he thinks you're his
dad.
~
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#14613
cousin sven~
Ren's cousin Sven~
Ren's Swiss cousin Sven yodels here.
~
He looks exactly like Stimpy (much to Ren's dismay) in Lederhosen. He
challenges you to a game of Don't Whizz on the Electric Fence.
~
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#14614
whale~
a whale~
A whale sings the anthem of the Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen.
~
"Our country reeks of trees,
our yaks are really large,
and they smell like rotting beef carcasses,
and we have to clean up after them,
and our saddle sores are the best,
we proudly wear women's clothing,
and searing sand blows up our skirts.
And the buzzards they soar overhead,
and poisonous snakes will devour us whole.
Our bones will bleach in the sun...
And we will probably go to hell,
and that is our great reward,
for being thuh-uh Roooy-al
Canadian Kilted Yaksmen."
~
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#14615
marine sergeant~
a marine sergeant~
A marine sergeant screams "Ten HUT!"
~
This fellow will make your life a misery. Try him.
~
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#14616
billy beef tallow boy~
Billy the Beef-Tallow Boy~
Billy the Beef-Tallow Boy wants to play with you.
~
Billy wants to play, but there's only one thing he knows how to do, and
that's DEEEEEEEEP FFRRRRRRRYYYYYY!!!!!
" -Hey hey Billy, can you deep fry the Buick?
-Well, I guess I can, but he'll probably puick!"
Billy deep fries all his friends.
~
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#14617
kodiak marmoset~
a Kodiak marmoset~
A Kodiak marmoset bites your kneecaps.
~
He may be small but he's vicious.
~
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#14618
tooth beaver~
a tooth beaver~
A tooth beaver bites your nerve ending.
~
Inside everybody's mouth there are teeth, and in each tooth there is a nerve
ending. Now, nerve endings are the tastiest part of your body, and the tooth
beaver knows this...
~
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#14619
nerve ending fairy~
the nerve ending fairy~
The nerve ending fairy prances about.
~
This "fairy" is a guy dressed up in a fairy outfit. He will leave money
under your pillow if you leave him some nerve endings.
~
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#14620
filthy monkey~
Filthy the monkey~
Filthy the monkey picks lice out of your hair.
~
This monkey really stinks. Perhaps it's because he eats the lice he picks
off his butt.
~
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#14621
fly~
a fly~
A fly hovers around a disgustingly full litter box.
~
I don't really know what to say - it's a talking fly.
~
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#14622
louse~
a louse~
A louse leaps off Stinky's back.
~
This louse has very large pincers.
~
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#14623
fire chief~
the fire chief~
The fire chief growls "Circus midgets!"
~
The beefy fire chief appears to have mistaken you for a circus midget. He is
waving his shovel menacingly at you.
~
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#14624
pigeon~
a pigeon~
A young punk pigeon is ready to beat you up for stealing his bread crumbs.
~
This pigeon's sleeves are rolled up to the elbows, and a pack of cigs is
tucked under one sleeve. He sure looks tough.
~
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#14625
stimpy fart~
Stimpy's fart~
Stimpy's fart wafts past you.
~
Stimpy is under the impression that this fart is his son. I don't want to
think about what kind of sex education he got...
~
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#14626
walrus~
a battered walrus~
A battered walrus whispers hoarsely, "Call the police..."
~
This hapless fellow has been in Mister Horse's house for an unspecified
period of time. He doesn't seem too happy.
~
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#14627
galoot~
a big fat hairy galoot~
A big, fat, hairy Galoot grumbles and scratches its ass.
~
Galoots were popular pets in the old west.
~
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#14628
flying crocodile~
a flying crocodile~
A flying crocodile flies past singing the RCKY anthem.
~
It is wearing a kilt too...
~
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#14629
poisonous snake~
a poisonous snake~
A poisonous snake is slithering toward you!
~
Watch out it may devour you whole...
~
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#14630
lobster~
a lobster~
A lobster is hanging from a tree here.
~
You see nothing unusual about this lobster, save that it is hanging from
a tree.
~
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#14631
doctor stupid dr~
Dr. Stupid~
Doctor Stupid welcomes your questions.
~
Doctor Stupid, with his amazing Stuponitron helmet, can answer any
question you have.
~
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#14632
robin hoek~
Robin Hoek~
Robin Hoek strides proudly forwards.
~
Robin Hoek wears green leotards but we'll forgive him.
~
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#14633
friar chuck~
Friar Chuck~
Friar Chuck chuckles merrily.
~
He is a handsome fellow indeed!
~
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#14634
little brain~
Little Brain~
Little Brain drools on you.
~
He is a loyal follower of Robin Hoek.
~
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#14635
ransack elder~
Ransack the Elder~
Ransak the Elder hobbles forward.
~
He is a loyal follower of Robin Hoek.
~
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#14636
maid moron~
Maid Moron~
Maid Moron is Robin Hoek's beloved.
~
She sure is ugly!
~
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#14637
elkhorn downtrodden~
Elkhorn the Downtrodden~
Elkhorn the Downtrodden looks depressed.
~
He is a loyal follower of Robin Hoek.
~
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#14638
will truncheon~
Will Truncheon~
Will Truncheon smiles merrily.
~
He is a loyal follower of Robin Hoek.
~
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#14639
cheerleader~
a cute cheerleader~
A cute cheerleader holds her hand out expectantly.
~
She looks like she expects money.
~
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#14640
criminally insane man~
a criminally insane man~
A criminally insane man gibbers... well... insanely.
~
He looks like he expects money.
~
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#14641
poor~
the poor~
The poor are here expecting handouts.
~
They look like they expect money.
~
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#14642
rich~
the rich~
The rich are about to be robbed.
~
They look like they expect to lose money.
~
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#14643
evil prince~
the evil prince~
The evil prince says "Muhahaha!"
~
How evil.
~
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#14644
evil prince wife~
the evil prince's evil wife~
The evil prince's evil wife leers at you suggestively.
~
She is the wicked wife of the evil prince.
~
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#14645
evil prince cow~
the evil prince's evil cow~
The evil prince's evil cow lows balefully.
~
MMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
~
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#14646
sheriff dodge city~
the sheriff of Dodge City~
The sheriff of Dodge City threatens you.
~
This villain has taken Maid Moron for his wife-to-be, much to the chagrin
of Robin Hoek.
~
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#14647
yak~
a Canadian yak~
A Canadian yak that is the steed of a RCKY walks round here.
~
These faithful and loyal creatures are the reliable and sturdy mounts of the
RCKY.
~
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#14648
fierce man eating bloodthirsty monk~
a fierce man-eating bloodthirsty monk~
A fierce man-eating bloodthirsty monk is about to eat you!
~
These monsters are the terrors of many a moat.
~
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#14649
swarm killer bees~
a swarm of killer bees~
A swarm of killer bees is attacking you!
~
STING!
~
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#0
#OBJECTS
#14600
red fez~
a red fez with a black tassel~
Ren's red fez is here.~
~
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#14601
slippers~
a pair of men's slippers~
Ren's slippers are here.~
~
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#14602
pipe~
a smelly pipe~
Ren's pipe is here.~
~
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#14603
blue nose~
stimpy's nose~
Stimpy's big blue nose is here.~
~
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A
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#14604
litter tray~
a little red litter tray~
Stimpy's litter tray is here.~
~
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#14605
gritty kitty litter~
some soiled Gritty Kitty~
This kitty litter has been used and reused.~
~
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1 0 0
#14606
powdered toast man underpants~
a pair of underpants with "pTm" emblazoned on them~
A pair of underpants full of vitamin F are here.~
~
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17 -6
#14607
rubber nipples~
rubber nipples~
Some useful rubber nipples are here.~
~
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1 0 0
#14608
suit~
mister Horse's suit~
Mister Horse's suit is here.~
~
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#14609
chainsaw~
a chainsaw~
A chainsaw buzzes here.~
~
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#14610
christmas underpants~
a pair of Christmas underpants~
Vincent's mother gave him these underpants for Christmas.~
~
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A
24 -1
#14611
car~
vincent's dad's car~
You see a white Buick with "Vincent's Dad" written on the side.~
~
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#14612
three day growth~
a three day growth~
A three day growth is here.~
~
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#14613
kilt~
a yak's kilt~
A yak's kilt is here.~
~
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#14614
top hat~
a smart top hat~
Muddy Mudskipper's top hat is here.~
~
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#14615
bow tie~
a bow tie~
Muddy Mudskipper's bow tie is here.~
~
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#14616
car~
a mini~
A small clown car sits here, out of gas.~
~
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#14617
exploding cigar~
an exploding cigar~
An innocent-seeming cigar smoulders away here.~
~
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#14618
flower buttonhole~
a flower in a buttonhole~
A flower which could be worn in a buttonhole rests here.~
~
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#14619
clown shoes~
big clown shoes~
A large floppy pair of shoes lies here.~
~
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#14620
clown ruff ruffle~
a clown's ruff~
A clown's ruff is here.~
~
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#14621
kilt~
a Scottish kilt~
A Scottish kilt is here.~
~
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A
14 5
A
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#14622
sporran~
a sporran~
A sporran is here.~
~
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#14623
knobbly walking stick~
a knobbly walking stick~
A knobbly walking stick is here.~
~
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#14624
red overalls~
a pair of loud red overalls~
A pair of tasteless red overalls are here. Call the fashion police.~
~
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#14625
pimples~
pimples~
Someone's gooshy pimples fester here.~
~
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#14626
hairy back~
a hairy back~
A hairy back- eeyew!~
~
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A
5 1
#14627
lederhosen~
a pair of unwashed lederhosen~
Someone has left their dirty lederhosen here.~
~
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#14628
helmet~
a helmet~
A USMC helmet lies in the mud here.~
~
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A
1 1
A
3 -1
A
4 -1
A
5 1
#14629
stripes~
a pair of sergeant's stripes~
A pair of sergeant's stripes lie here.~
~
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#14630
gut~
an enormous gut~
Someone dropped their guts here.~
~
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#14631
hat~
a smart-looking hat~
A smart-looking hat has been left here by some gentleman.~
~
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A
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#14632
suitcase~
a suitcase~
Some poor sod's lost his suitcase.~
~
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#14633
money~
money~
Beaver's life savings.~
~
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1 0 0
#14634
pair wings~
a pair of fairy wings~
A pair of fairy wings.~
~
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#14635
nerve endings~
some nerve endings~
Some tooth nerve endings lie here.~
~
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2 0 0
#14636
banana~
a ripe banana~
A ripe banana lies here.~
~
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1 0 0
#14637
pincers~
a pair of louse pincers~
A pair of louse pincers lie here.~
~
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15 0 0
#14638
fire hat~
a fire chief's hat~
A fire chief's hat has been left here.~
~
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A
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A
13 6
#14639
shovel~
a shovel~
A shovel lies here.~
~
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A
18 1
A
19 2
#14640
super deluxe log~
super deluxe log~
This log has a stuffed squirrel nailed to the top of it.~
~
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log~
"Everyone loves a log,
come on and get your log,
you're gonna love it- LOG."
~
#14641
original log~
original log~
This is a log.~
~
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log~
"Looooog,
Rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs,
Rolls over your neighbour's dog.
It's good for a snack, and fits on your back,
It's log log log!
It's log!
It's log!
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's log!
It's log!
It's better than bad, it's good!
Everyone loves a log,
come on and get your log,
you're gonna love it- LOG."
~
#14642
log girls~
log for girls~
New! Log for Girls!~
~
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log~
This log is made especially for girls, with a cheap blonde wig, pink bow and
genuine plastic pearl necklace.
"Everyone loves a log,
come on and get your log,
you're gonna love it- LOG."
~
#14643
frontier log~
frontier log~
This log comes with a coonskin cap and an axe.~
~
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log~
Especially for boys!
"Everyone loves a log,
come on and get your log,
you're gonna love it- LOG."
~
#14644
invisible log~
invisible log~
Invisible log is here.~
~
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log~
"Everyone loves a log,
come on and get your log,
you're gonna love it- LOG."
~
#14645
sugar sod pops box~
a box of Sugar Sod Pops~
Mister Sugar Sod Pop dances merrily on the cover of this box.~
~
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box~
On the side is written- "Free Praying Mantis in every box!"
"If you like grass,
if you like dirt,
try Sugar Sod Pops,
it can't hurt!"
~
#14646
sugar sod pops~
some Sugar Sod Pops~
Some Sugar Sod Pops. It looks like a lump of turf, actually.~
~
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#14647
praying mantis~
a praying mantis~
A very dead praying mantis, free with your Sugar Sod Pops!~
~
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1 0 0
#14648
chest drawers~
a chest of drawers~
A chest of drawers sits next to the wall.~
~
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1 0 0
#14649
bed~
a big double bed~
A big double bed is in the center of the room.~
~
12 0 0
0 0 0 0
1 0 0
#14650
stimpy underwear~
a pair of Stimpy's underwear~
A pair of Stimpy's underwear is here. Nice 'n' snug.~
~
9 0 1|32
0 0 0 0
1 200 0
#14651
rubber glove~
a rubber glove~
You could wear this rubber glove on your head.~
~
9 0 1|16
0 0 0 0
1 25 0
A
3 -1
#14652
stool~
a piano stool~
The underside of this stool is encrusted with boogers.~
~
12 0 0
0 0 0 0
1 0 0
E
stool booger~
The boogers greet you like a long-lost friend.
~
#14653
powdered toast~
some powdered toast~
Some powdered toast forms itself into a slice of glinting toast.~
~
26 1 1|16384
5 56 0 0
1 250 0
#14654
powdered toast can~
a can of powdered toast~
A can of powdered toast is here.~
~
15 0 1|16384
1 1 0 0
1 0 0
E
can~
A bold legend on the front of the can proclaims:
"CONTAINS VITAMIN F!"
~
#14655
rubber walrus protector~
a rubber walrus protector~
A rubber walrus protector lies here.~
~
15 262144 1
1000 1 0 0
10 0 0
E
protector~
This walrus protector is waterproof.
~
#14656
sandwich~
a delicious sandwich~
This delicious sandwich gives off a heady aroma.~
~
19 0 1
4 0 0 1
1 0 0
E
sandwich~
This filling of this sandwich is peanut butter, mayo, fish eggs, fish,
syrup, and lettuce. Enjoy.
~
#14657
fridge~
a dirty fridge~
A dirty fridge sits in the corner.~
~
15 0 0
25 0 0 0
1 0 0
E
fridge~
This fridge is feeeelthy!
~
#14658
story book~
a story book~
A story book covered in Gritty Kitty is lying here.~
~
2 64 1|16384
5 300 38 1
1 500 0
E
story book~
It is the tale of Robin Hoek of Logwood Forest.
~
#14659
skull fez~
a skull wearing a fez~
A skull wearing a fez sits on the desk.~
~
1 0 1|16384|65536
0 0 -1 0
1 150 0
E
skull fez~
Undoubtedly one of Ren's ancestors.
~
#14660
sarcophagus~
a sarcophagus~
A sarcophagus sits in a corner.~
~
15 0 1
100 1 0 0
50 250 0
#14661
mortarboard~
a mortarboard~
A mortarboard has been left here.~
~
9 0 1|16
0 0 0 0
1 0 0
A
3 2
#14662
glasses~
a pair of glasses~
A pair of wire-rimmed glasses are sitting here.~
~
9 0 1|16
0 0 0 0
1 0 0
A
3 1
#14663
stuponitron helmet~
a stuponitron helmet~
A stuponitron helmet is sitting here.~
~
9 1|2 1|16
0 0 0 0
5 250 0
A
3 -3
#14664
desk~
Dr. Stupid's desk~
Doctor Stupid's desk sits in the center of the room.~
~
15 0 0
10 1 0 0
100 0 0
#14665
stinky limburger cheese~
some extra-stinky cheese~
Some extra-stinky Limburger cheese- lots of it- is here.~
~
19 0 1
4 0 0 1
1 10 0
#14666
rcky flag~
a flag bearing the RCKY motif~
A RCKY flag has been planted here.~
~
1 0 1|16384|65536
0 0 -1 0
1 100 0
#14667
gas mask~
a gas mask~
A gas mask has been dropped here.~
~
4 0 1|16384
5 1 1 43
2 250 0
#14668
map world~
a map of the world~
A map of the world is hanging on the far wall.~
~
12 0 1
0 0 0 0
5 0 0
#14669
dirt divining rod~
a dirt divining rod~
A dirt divining rod lies on the floor here.~
~
4 2 1|16384
5 1 1 44
2 1000 0
#14670
dirt~
some dirt~
Some dirt- YUM!~
~
19 0 1
24 0 0 0
1 0 0
#14671
fine green leotards~
a pair of fine green leotards~
A pair of fine green leotards lie here.~
~
9 0 1|32
0 0 0 0
3 0 0
A
2 1
A
12 20
#14672
trusty bow~
Robin Hoek's trusty bow~
Robin Hoek's trusty bow lies here.~
~
5 0 1|32768
0 0 0 11
10 0 0
A
18 3
#14673
quiver~
a quiver~
A quiver full of all sorts of interesting ammunition lies here.~
~
29 0 1|8
150 1 0 0
5 100 0
#14674
melon~
a melon~
A melon lies here.~
~
30 0 1|8192|16384
0 0 0 0
2 100 0
#14675
chicken~
a chicken~
A chicken lies here.~
~
30 0 1|8192|16384
0 0 0 0
5 100 0
#14676
moose~
a moose~
A moose lies here.~
~
30 0 1|8192|16384
0 0 0 0
15 100 0
#14677
h bomb~
a peeled H bomb~
A peeled H bomb sits here, ticking ominously.~
~
4 0 1|16384
6 1 1 33
2 500 0
#14678
welcome mat~
a welcome mat~
A mat that reads "WELCOME" rest here.~
~
12 0 1
0 0 0 0
2 0 0
#14679
axe~
an axe~
An axe lies here.~
~
9 0 1|8192
0 0 0 3
7 0 0
#14680
giblet gravy~
some giblet gravy~
Some giblet gravy is oozing here.~
~
17 0 1|16384
1 0 0 0
1 0 0
#14681
turkey baister~
a turkey baister~
A turkey baister covered in gravy lies here.~
~
9 0 1|8192
0 0 0 11
5 0 0
A
18 2
A
19 2
#14682
kilt~
a kilt~
A kilt worn by a flying crocodile lies here.~
~
9 0 1|32
0 0 0 0
5 0 0
A
12 25
#14683
melon~
a peeled water melon~
A peeled water melon lies here.~
~
19 0 1
8 0 0 0
3 0 0
#14684
potato~
a peeled potato~
A peeled potato lies here.~
~
19 0 1
1 0 0 0
1 0 0
#0
#ROOMS
#14600
A Strange Forest Path~
This is a strange forest indeed. Even though it is broad daylight, the
light filtering through the trees is dim. In the distance you hear faint
chanting noises, almost as if the forest were full of Hare Krishnas. Or
something. A sign is nailed to a tree.
~
0 4 3
D1
The path through the forest heads east~
path~
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D3
~
~
0 -1 14318
E
sign~
This area was written on a DOS Text Editor by Aurorix for AnonyMud. Send
comments, suggestions, etc. to s128831@student.uq.edu.au. It is intended
for characters from level 5 (4 if you're feeling adventurous) to 12; anyone
higher will be bored, anyone lower will be squashed.
Thanks
~
S
#14601
The Mountains~
The snow-capped mountains of Canada! It is said you could meet the
fearsome Kodiak marmoset in these picturesque peaks.
~
0 0 5
D1
The mountains~
~
0 -1 14602
D2
A path winds its way through the forest~
~
0 -1 14604
D3
The snowy wastes~
~
0 -1 14627
S
#14602
The Mountains~
More beautiful Canada! Some say if you climb high enough in these New
World Alps you can reach Switzerland. Sounds like a crock to me.
~
0 0 5
D0
Swiss Alps~
~
0 -1 14636
D3
The mountains~
~
0 -1 14601
S
#14603
A Mountain Lake~
What an ideal place to skinny-dip - there is no one around for miles, so
you couldn't possibly be caught. A faint singing reaches your ears.
~
0 0 7
D1
A path through the forest~
~
0 -1 14604
D2
A mountain lake~
~
0 -1 14623
S
#14604
A Path Through the Forest~
You no longer see the strange beasts in trees, but you can still faintly
hear the chants of "Where's your pants?".
~
0 0 3
D0
The mountains~
~
0 -1 14601
D2
A path through the forest~
~
0 -1 14605
D3
A mountain lake~
~
0 -1 14603
S
#14605
A Path Through the Forest~
The chanting is louder now... "Where's your pants? Where's your pants?"
Looking up you see a lobster staring balefully at you. There are other
strange mutations and fish in the trees around you. You are grateful you
are not naked under their accusing gaze. You feel like some kind of
freak.
~
0 0 3
D0
A path through the forest~
~
0 -1 14604
D1
Logwood Forest~
~
0 -1 14643
D2
A path through the forest~
~
0 -1 14606
S
#14606
A Path Through the Forest~
The forest is darker now. Perhaps you have strayed into Darkest Africa.
From the north you hear a faint but persistent chanting... "Where's your
pants? Where's your pants?" You wonder just who is addressing whom...
~
0 0 3
D0
A path through the forest~
~
0 -1 14605
D1
A suburban road~
~
0 -1 14608
D2
A park~
~
0 -1 14607
D3
The entrance (exit?)~
~
0 -1 14600
S
#14607
A Park~
A beautifully tended park complete with miniature pond, benches and
peaceful citizens taking the air. In the distance, you see a pair of
pigeons roll an old lady for her pension cheque.
You see a surreal-looking field to the west, though you get the feeling
that you'd better be pretty high level before you go there.
~
0 0 2
D0
A path through the forest~
~
0 -1 14606
D3
~
~
0 -1 15000
S
#14608
A Suburban Road~
The road wends through a suburb obviously constructed during the Fabulous
Fifties. Every house is immaculate, every fence primly painted, every
garden as neat as a pin.
~
0 0 1
D1
A suburban road~
~
0 -1 14609
D3
A path through the forest~
~
0 -1 14606
S
#14609
A Suburban Road~
You stand outside a neat house. There is a sign on the fence. A car revs
next to you. On the driver's side, an unshaven man stares unblinkingly
at you. He looks like he is waiting for someone.
~
0 0 1
D0
Ren and Stimpy's Domicile~
~
1 0 14618
D1
A suburban road~
~
0 -1 14610
D3
A suburban road~
~
0 -1 14608
E
sign~
The sign reads "Ren Hoek Esq. Stimpson J. Cat."
~
S
#14610
A Suburban Road~
Further along the tree-lined road. You hear the humming of a chainsaw
somewhere. A mature tree has been lopped nearby, and is lying across a
power-line.
~
0 0 1
D1
The fire station~
~
0 -1 14620
D2
A suburban road~
~
0 -1 14611
D3
A suburban road~
~
0 -1 14609
S
#14611
A Suburban Road~
The humming of the chainsaw is still audible. Two more mature trees lie
fallen where they were cut. Perhaps the council is clearing for a new
housing development.
~
0 0 1
D0
A suburban road~
~
0 -1 14610
D1
A suburban road~
~
0 -1 14612
D2
A disaster area~
~
0 -1 14633
D3
Mister Horse's Residence~
~
0 -1 14621
S
#14612
A Suburban Road~
The once tree-lined avenue wends its way along. It looks like it was recently
denuded by a prankster with a chainsaw and a decided lack of environmental
concern.
~
0 0 1
D1
A suburban road~
~
0 -1 14613
D2
The zoo~
~
0 -1 14624
D3
A suburban road~
~
0 -1 14611
S
#14613
A Suburban Road~
A sharp turn in the road. You can see identical suburban houses stretching
in both directions.
~
0 0 1
D0
A suburban road~
~
0 -1 14628
D3
A suburban road~
~
0 -1 14612
S
#14614
The Secret Cellar~
Wow! Ren and Stimpy's secret cellar! I bet they get up to all sorts of
high-jinks in here! You detect the smell of dirty clothing.
~
0 1|8 0
D4
a trapdoor~
door trapdoor~
1 0 14615
S
#14615
The Kitchen~
A huge gleaming kitchen, with all mod-cons fifties style. Don't you
just feel like baking a cake or something? The fridge in the corner
probably contains all sorts of delicious comestibles.
~
0 8 0
D1
The Garden~
~
1 0 14616
D2
The Lounge Room~
~
0 -1 14618
D5
a trapdoor~
trapdoor door~
1 0 14614
S
#14616
The Garden~
This garden looks more the like a jungle than a back yard. Think vines twist
their way about blackened stumps and dying flowers. You fancy you can see a
car covered in debris in one corner.
~
0 0 3
D3
The Kitchen~
~
1 0 14615
S
#14617
The Bedroom~
Ren and Stimpy's ample bed is in a corner. I wish to stress at this
point that while the two chums share a bed, it is only for warmth and
in a pure chummy way.
~
0 8 0
D1
The Lounge Room~
~
1 0 14618
S
#14618
The Lounge Room~
What a relaxing room. Comfy chairs, a large rhomboidal TV set and a
kidney-shaped coffee table are here. There are also shelves containing
a few books. A game board has been set out on the floor.
~
0 8 0
D0
The Kitchen~
~
0 -1 14615
D1
The Shitter~
~
1 0 14619
D2
A suburban street~
~
1 0 14609
D3
The Bedroom~
~
1 0 14617
S
#14619
The Bathroom~
The bathroom has all the usual accoutrements - a bath with a shower in it,
a sink, a toilet and a cupboard containing jars with Stimpy's spit from
teeth brushings gone by.
~
0 8 0
D3
The Lounge Room~
~
1 0 14618
S
#14620
The Fire Station~
The fire station has a shiny red fire-truck. You see some dalmations lazily
chewing on real cow bones. They sure seem to have it easy. Wonder if YOU
could become a fire dog?
~
0 8 0
D3
A suburban street~
~
0 -1 14610
D4
A fire station~
~
0 -1 14626
S
#14621
Mister Horse's Front Yard~
The front yard is slightly unkempt. All the curtains are drawn across the
windows in the house. The whole place has a decidedly unfriendly air.
~
0 0 2
D1
A suburban street~
~
0 -1 14611
D2
Mister Horse's Residence~
~
1 0 14622
S
#14622
Inside Mister Horse's Residence~
You see nothing unusual. There is a discarded walrus in one corner.
~
0 8 0
D0
Mister Horse's Front Yard~
~
1 0 14621
S
#14623
A Mountain Lake~
A lovely blue lake. On clear days, you can see over into Canada.
~
0 0 7
D0
A mountain lake~
~
0 -1 14603
S
#14624
A Zoo~
A type of enclosure for wild animals. Watch them run about in
frustration! Don't they know they are better off here than free in the
wild where they might be eaten by lions? Aren't they cute when they play!
~
0 0 1
D0
A suburban street~
~
0 -1 14612
D3
A cage~
~
1 0 14625
S
#14625
A Cage~
A legend on the bars is inscribed "Filthy the Monkey". The floor of the
cage is littered with food people have thrown to the engaging scamp.
~
0 8 0
D1
A zoo~
~
1 0 14624
S
#14626
A Fire Station~
The lunch room of our friendly neighbourhood fire-men.
~
0 8 0
D5
A fire station~
~
0 -1 14620
S
#14627
The Snowy Wastes~
The wind howls around you, making you shudder. You wish you had a scarf
to huddle about your head, like those women in the food queues in Russia.
~
0 0 2
D1
The mountains~
~
0 -1 14601
D3
The Canadian Jungle~
~
0 -1 14660
S
#14628
A Suburban Street~
Near the end of the street. A variety of strange characters wander past you,
preparing to build the next Nicktoons area. Wonder if it will be Rugrats?
Or perhaps Scary Monsters?
~
0 0 1
D0
A TV station~
~
1 0 14629
D1
A suburban street~
~
0 -1 14631
D2
A suburban road~
~
0 -1 14613
S
#14629
A TV Station~
Wow! This TV station sure is modern! Why, it has cameras and
microphones and everything!
~
0 8 0
D1
A TV station~
~
0 -1 14630
D2
A suburban street~
~
1 0 14628
S
#14630
A TV Station~
In front of the cameras. You wonder if they are taping the Ren and Stimpy
show and if you get to be in it now.
~
0 8 0
D0
Dr. Stupid's office~
~
1 0 14642
D3
A TV station~
~
0 -1 14629
S
#14631
A Suburban Street~
The end of the road for you. A HUGE Market lies to the east.
~
0 0 1
D1
~
~
1 0 14667
D2
Rock and Roll Wrestling~
~
1 0 14632
D3
A suburban street~
~
0 -1 14628
S
#14632
Rock and Roll Wrestling~
A huge Rock'n'Roll Wrestling arena! The crowd goes wild as you enter.
~
0 8 0
D0
A suburban street~
~
1 0 14631
S
#14633
A Disaster!~
Cars, trucks and ambulances scream around corners hurrying frantically toward
and away from an impending collision between a train and a small insect. Then
powdered toast man alleviates the crisis by seizing a passenger plane and
hurling it into the train, stopping it and saving the insect's life. What a
hero!
~
0 0 1
D0
A suburban road~
~
0 -1 14611
D1
USMC~
~
0 -1 14635
D2
A toy store~
~
1 0 14634
S
#14634
Toy Store~
This spacious store specialises in Log (TM) merchandise.
~
0 8 0
D0
A disaster~
~
1 0 14633
S
#14635
USMC Barracks~
USMC barracks. A faint aroma of smelly cheese wafts by. Or perhaps
smelly socks? It's hard to be sure with a smell like that.
~
0 0 1
D0
Tear Gas Chamber~
~
1 0 14639
D1
Kitchen~
~
1 0 14640
D2
Barracks~
~
1 0 14641
D3
A disaster~
~
0 -1 14633
S
#14636
Switzerland~
You have come to the land of Switzerland, or at least it appears you have.
You aren't really sure anymore. Ren's cousin Sven lives in this mountainous
nation; maybe you'll bump into him.
~
0 0 5
D1
Switzerland~
~
0 -1 14637
D2
Mountains~
~
0 -1 14602
S
#14637
Swiss Alps~
You are exploring the Swiss Alps. You feel a strange urge to yodel. So why
don't you?
~
0 0 5
D3
Switzerland~
~
0 -1 14636
S
#14638
Room~
You have entered the neutral area before entering Ren and Stimpy's
neighborhood. Brace yourself and enter, but be warned- the exit is one-way...
~
0 4 1
D0
~
~
0 -1 14600
S
#14639
Tear Gas Chamber~
In here the USMC prepares their soldiers for tear gas attacks by making them
sit breathing the stuff. It is actually just the odor of off cheese, but the
USMC figures that to be much worse...
~
0 1|8 0
D2
~
~
1 0 14635
S
#14640
Kitchen~
The kitchen is a place where Ren and Stimpy spent a LOT of time peeling
various items as punishment for Ren's infringements. The floor is littered
with all sorts of food matter.
~
0 8 0
D3
~
~
1 0 14635
S
#14641
Barracks~
This room is lined with enatly-made beds, all of which are currently empty.
You'd swear that this base was deserted...
~
0 8 0
D0
~
~
1 0 14635
S
#14642
Doctor Stupid's Office~
It is from here that Dr. Stupid hosts his TV show, answering all sorts of
questions from boys and girls. He does this with the aid of his patented
Stuponitron helmet, which may be around somewhere...
~
0 8 0
D2
~
~
1 0 14630
S
#14643
Logwood Forest~
You have entered the legendary Logwood forest, home of the legendary Robin
Hoek, and his merry men. Tales abound of their heroic exploits!
~
0 4 3
D1
~
~
0 -1 14644
D3
~
~
0 -1 14605
S
#14644
Deep Inside the Forest~
Strange sounds and smells reach you as you wander through this dark wood.
But you feel safe in the knowledge that somehwere brave Robin is busy
rooting out the evil forces that inhabit the area.
~
0 0 3
D0
~
~
0 -1 14645
D1
~
~
0 -1 14649
D2
~
~
0 -1 14647
D3
~
~
0 -1 14643
S
#14645
Deep Inside the Forest~
Strange sounds and smells reach you as you wander through this dark wood.
But you feel safe in the knowledge that somehwere brave Robin is busy
rooting out the evil forces that inhabit the area.
~
0 0 3
D1
~
~
0 -1 14646
D2
~
~
0 -1 14644
S
#14646
Deep Inside the Forest~
Strange sounds and smells reach you as you wander through this dark wood.
But you feel safe in the knowledge that somehwere brave Robin is busy
rooting out the evil forces that inhabit the area.
The castle of the evil sheriff of Dodge City lies north of here.
~
0 0 3
D0
~
~
0 -1 14650
D1
~
~
0 -1 14657
D2
~
~
0 -1 14649
D3
~
~
0 -1 14645
S
#14647
Deep Inside the Forest~
Strange sounds and smells reach you as you wander through this dark wood.
But you feel safe in the knowledge that somehwere brave Robin is busy
rooting out the evil forces that inhabit the area.
~
0 0 3
D0
~
~
0 -1 14644
D1
~
~
0 -1 14648
S
#14648
Deep Inside the Forest~
Strange sounds and smells reach you as you wander through this dark wood.
But you feel safe in the knowledge that somehwere brave Robin is busy
rooting out the evil forces that inhabit the area.
~
0 0 3
D0
~
~
0 -1 14649
D1
~
~
0 -1 14659
D3
~
~
0 -1 14647
S
#14649
Deep Inside the Forest~
Strange sounds and smells reach you as you wander through this dark wood.
But you feel safe in the knowledge that somehwere brave Robin is busy
rooting out the evil forces that inhabit the area.
~
0 0 3
D0
~
~
0 -1 14646
D1
~
~
0 -1 14658
D2
~
~
0 -1 14648
D3
~
~
0 -1 14644
S
#14650
The Path to the Castle~
You are heading toward the castle of the evil sheriff of Dodge City, who
has imprisoned the fair Maid Moron in his tower. But beware the ferocious
man-eating bloodthirsty monks in the moat!
~
0 0 2
D0
~
~
0 -1 14651
D2
~
~
0 -1 14646
S
#14651
The Moat~
This foul moat is full of ferocious man-eating bloodthirsty monks! You
had better hope none are around right now...
~
0 0 6
D0
~
~
1 0 14654
D1
~
~
0 -1 14653
D2
~
~
0 -1 14650
D3
~
~
0 -1 14652
S
#14652
The Moat~
This foul moat is full of ferocious man-eating bloodthirsty monks! You
had better hope none are around right now...
~
0 0 6
D1
~
~
0 -1 14651
D3
~
~
0 -1 14653
S
#14653
The Moat~
This foul moat is full of ferocious man-eating bloodthirsty monks! You
had better hope none are around right now...
A long nostril hair hangs down here from the tower above...
~
0 0 6
D1
~
~
0 -1 14652
D3
~
~
0 -1 14651
D4
~
~
0 -1 14656
S
#14654
Inside the Castle~
You are inside! But you see no way of getting up to the tower. Suits of
armor line the walls of this castle.
~
0 8 0
D0
~
~
0 -1 14655
D2
~
~
1 0 14651
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#14655
Inside the Castle~
You are inside! But you see no way of getting up to the tower. Suits of
armor line the walls of this castle.
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#14656
The Tower~
You have reached the top of the tower, only to find that the fair Maid Moron
isn't so fair...
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#14657
Deep Inside the Forest~
Strange sounds and smells reach you as you wander through this dark wood.
But you feel safe in the knowledge that somehwere brave Robin is busy
rooting out the evil forces that inhabit the area.
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#14658
Deep Inside the Forest~
Strange sounds and smells reach you as you wander through this dark wood.
But you feel safe in the knowledge that somehwere brave Robin is busy
rooting out the evil forces that inhabit the area.
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#14659
Deep Inside the Forest~
Strange sounds and smells reach you as you wander through this dark wood.
But you feel safe in the knowledge that somehwere brave Robin is busy
rooting out the evil forces that inhabit the area.
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D0
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#14660
The Canadian Jungle~
You are trudging through the thick undergrowth of the impenetrable
Canadian Jungle. Bees and other insects constantly bite at your skin.
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#14661
The Canadian Jungle~
You are trudging through the thick undergrowth of the impenetrable
Canadian Jungle. Bees and other insects constantly bite at your skin.
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#14662
The Canadian Jungle~
You are trudging through the thick undergrowth of the impenetrable
Canadian Jungle. Bees and other insects constantly bite at your skin.
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#14663
Canadian Desert~
You are wearily crossing the vast Canadian desert. The dried bones of
previous travellers can be seen every now and again. The heat is unbearable.
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#14664
Canadian Desert~
You are wearily crossing the vast Canadian desert. The dried bones of
previous travellers can be seen every now and again. The heat is unbearable.
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#14665
The Barren Wastes~
At last! You have reached the barren wastes! One day a freeway will be
built through here. For now, though, all you can see are two tiny skeletons
of a cat and a dog...
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#14666
The Tar Pits~
You are standing near a deep, mucky tar pit. You see a mortarboard and a
pair of spectacles floating on the surface. Uh Oh. Looks like Doctor
Stupid has been living up to his namesake again...
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#14667
Huge Market~
You are wandering the aisles of Huge Market. All around you all you can see
is piles of sacks of Gritty Kitty Kitty Litter.
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#14668
Huge Market~
You are wandering the aisles of Huge Market. All around you all you can see
is piles of sacks of Gritty Kitty Kitty Litter.
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#14669
Huge Market~
You are wandering the aisles of Huge Market. All around you all you can see
is piles of sacks of Gritty Kitty Kitty Litter.
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#RESETS
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D 1 14609 0 1 closes door to ren and stimpy house
D 1 14614 4 1 closes trapdoor up
D 1 14615 1 1 closes door to garden
D 1 14615 5 1 closes trapdoor to cellar
D 1 14616 3 1 closes door to kitchen
D 1 14617 1 1 closes door to lounge
D 1 14618 1 1 closes door to bathroom
D 1 14618 2 1 closes door out
D 1 14618 3 1 closes door to bedroom
D 1 14619 3 1 closes door to lounge
D 1 14621 2 1 closes door to house
D 1 14622 0 1 closes door from house
D 1 14624 3 1 closes door to cage
D 1 14625 1 1 closes door from cage
D 1 14628 0 1 closes door to tv studio
D 1 14629 2 1 closes door from tv studio
D 1 14631 2 1 closes door to wrestling
D 1 14632 0 1 closes door from wrestling
D 1 14633 2 1 closes door to toy store
D 1 14634 0 1 closes door from toy store
D 1 14635 0 1 closes door to tear gas chamber
D 1 14635 1 1 closes door to kitchen
D 1 14635 2 1 closes door to barracks
D 1 14639 2 1 closes door to parade ground
D 1 14640 3 1 closes door to parade ground
D 1 14641 0 1 closes door to parade ground
D 1 14630 0 1 closes door to stupid's office
D 1 14642 2 1 closes door from stupid's office
D 1 14651 0 1 closes door to castle
D 1 14654 2 1 closes door from castle
D 1 14631 1 1 closes door to huge market
D 1 14667 3 1 closes door from huge market
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M 1 14600 1 14618 loads ren
E 1 14600 1 6 wears fez
E 1 14601 1 8 wears slippers
E 1 14602 1 17 holds pipe
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M 1 14601 1 14619 loads stimpy
E 1 14603 1 6 wears nose
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M 1 14602 1 14633 loads pTm
E 1 14606 1 13 wears pTm underpants
G 1 14654 1 gives can
P 1 14653 1 14654 puts toast in can
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M 1 14603 1 14621 loads mr. horse
E 1 14607 1 5 wears nipples
E 1 14608 1 12 wears suit
G 1 14655 1 gives walrus protector
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M 1 14604 1 14606 loads vincent
E 1 14609 1 16 wields chainsaw
E 1 14610 1 13 wears underpants
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O 1 14611 1 14609 loads car
M 1 14605 1 14609 loads dad
E 1 14612 1 6 wears 3 day growth
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M 1 14606 1 14615 loads yak
E 1 14613 1 7 wears kilt
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M 1 14607 1 14630 loads muddy mudskipper
E 1 14614 1 6 wears top hat
E 1 14615 1 3 wears bow tie
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M 1 14608 1 14612 loads midget 1
E 1 14617 1 17 holds cigar
E 1 14619 1 8 wears shoes
E 1 14620 1 3 wears ruff
M 1 14609 1 14612 loads midget 2
E 1 14618 1 5 wears flower
E 1 14619 1 8 wears shoes
E 1 14620 1 3 wears ruff
O 1 14616 1 14612
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M 1 14610 1 14616 loads haggis
E 1 14621 1 7 wears kilt
E 1 14622 1 13 wears sporran
E 1 14623 1 16 wields stick
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M 1 14611 1 14605 loads stinky
E 1 14624 1 5 loads overalls
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M 1 14612 1 14612 loads kowalski
E 1 14625 1 12 loads pimples
E 1 14626 1 5 loads hair
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M 1 14613 1 14636 loads cousin sven
E 1 14627 1 7 wears lederhosen
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M 1 14614 1 14603 loads whale
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M 1 14615 1 14635 loads sergeant
E 1 14628 1 6 wears helmet
E 1 14629 1 10 wears stripes
E 1 14630 1 5 wears gut
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M 1 14616 1 14634 loads billy
O 1 14640 1 14634 loads logs
O 1 14641 1 14634
O 1 14642 1 14634
O 1 14643 1 14634
O 1 14644 1 14634
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M 1 14617 1 14637 loads marmoset
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M 1 14618 1 14608 loads beaver
E 1 14631 1 6 wears hat
E 1 14632 1 17 holds suitcase
P 1 14633 1 14632 puts money in
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M 1 14619 1 14631 loads fairy
E 1 14634 1 12 wears wings
E 1 14635 1 3 wears nerve endings
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M 1 14620 1 14625 loads monkey
E 1 14636 1 17 holds banana
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M 1 14621 3 14614 loads flies
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M 1 14622 2 14617 loads lice
E 1 14637 1 16 wields pincers
M 1 14623 1 14626 loads chief
E 1 14638 1 6 wears hat
E 1 14639 1 16 wields shovel
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M 1 14624 2 14607 loads pigeons
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M 1 14625 1 14627 loads fart
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M 1 14626 1 14622 loads walrus
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M 1 14627 1 14609 loads galoot
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M 1 14628 1 14660 loads crocodile
E 1 14603 1 6 wears nose
E 1 14682 1 7 wears kilt
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M 1 14629 1 14662 loads snake
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M 1 14630 1 14662 loads lobster
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M 1 14631 1 14642 loads dr stupid
E 1 14661 1 6 wears mortarboard
G 1 14662 0 0 gives glasses
O 1 14659 1 14642 loads skull
O 1 14660 1 14642 loads sarcophagus
O 1 14664 1 14642 loads desk
P 1 14663 1 14664 loads stuponitron in desk
O 1 14668 1 14642 loads map
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M 1 14632 1 14644 loads robin hoek
E 1 14671 1 7 wears leotards
E 1 14672 1 16 wields bow
E 1 14673 1 5 wears quiver
P 1 14674 1 14673 puts melon in quiver
P 1 14675 1 14673 puts chicken in quiver
P 1 14676 1 14673 puts moose in quiver
G 1 14680 0 0 gives gravy
G 1 14681 0 0 gives baister
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M 1 14633 1 14645 loads friar chuck
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M 1 14634 1 14646 loads little brain
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M 1 14635 1 14647 loads ransack the elder
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M 1 14636 1 14656 loads maid moron
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M 1 14637 1 14648 loads elkhorn
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M 1 14638 1 14649 loads will truncheon
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M 1 14639 1 14657 loads cheerleader
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M 1 14640 1 14657 loads insane
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M 1 14641 1 14657 loads poor
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M 1 14642 1 14658 loads rich
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M 1 14643 1 14655 loads prince
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M 1 14644 1 14655 loads wife
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M 1 14645 1 14655 loads cow
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M 1 14646 1 14654 loads sheriff
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M 1 14647 2 14665 loads yaks
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M 1 14648 2 14652 loads monks
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M 1 14649 1 14651 loads bees
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O 1 14678 1 14609 loads welcome mat
O 1 14648 1 14617 loads chest of drawers
P 1 14650 1 14648 puts underwear in
P 1 14651 1 14648 puts glove in
O 1 14649 1 14617 loads bed
O 1 14652 1 14615 loads stool
O 1 14645 1 14615 loads box
P 1 14646 1 14645 puts pops in
P 1 14647 1 14645 puts mantis in
O 1 14604 1 14614 loads litter tray
P 1 14605 1 14604 puts litter in
P 1 14658 1 14604 puts story book in
O 1 14657 1 14615 loads fridge
P 1 14656 1 14657 puts sandwich in
O 1 14665 1 14639 loads cheese in gas room
O 1 14667 1 14639 loads gas mask in gas room
O 1 14677 1 14640 loads bomb in kitchen
O 1 14683 1 14640 loads melon in kitchen
O 1 14684 1 14640 loads potato in kitchen
O 1 14679 1 14641 loads axe in barracks
O 1 14666 1 14665 loads flag
O 1 14669 1 14663 loads divining rod
O 1 14670 1 14663 loads dirt
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#SPECIALS
M 14602 spec_cast_mage Powdered Toast Man
M 14608 spec_cast_judge a circus midget
M 14609 spec_breath_acid a circus midget
M 14615 spec_guard a marine sergeant
M 14616 spec_breath_fire Billy the Beef-Tallow Boy
M 14620 spec_breath_gas stinky the monkey
M 14621 spec_fido a fly
M 14625 spec_breath_gas Stimpy's fart
M 14627 spec_fido Galoot
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#$