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You look accusingly at $M.
$n looks accusingly at $N.
$n looks accusingly at you.
Accuse somebody who's not even there??
You accuse yourself.
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~agree agree 0 8 8 0
You agree with everyone in the room.
$n agrees with everyone in the room.
You nod your head in agreement with $N.
$n nods his head in agreement with $N.
$n nods his head in agreement with you.
That person is not here.
You seem really confident with yourself.
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~applaud applaud 0 5 1 0
Clap, clap, clap.
$n gives a round of applause.
You give them a round of applause.
$n gives $N a round of applause.
$n gives you a round of applause.
Clap away, the're not here.
No one else will do it, you may as well do it yourself.
$n must be desperate for praise, $e is applauding $mself.
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~bah bah 0 8 8 0
You say, 'Bah'
$n says, 'Bah'
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~bbl bbl 0 8 8 0
You inform everyone in the room that you'll Be Back Later.
$n inform everyone that $e will Be Back Later.
You inform $N thats you will Be Back Later.
$n informs $N that he will Be Back Later.
$n informs you that $e will Be Back Later.
And who is this person?
You inform yourself that you will Be Back Later.
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~beg beg 0 5 0 0
You beg the gods for mercy.  (No way you're gonna get it! :-))
The gods fall down laughing at $n's request for mercy.
You desperately try to squeeze a few coins from $M.
$n begs you for money.  You gratiously let $m peep at your fortune.
$n begs $N for a dime or two -- or twenty!
Your money-lender seems to be out for the moment.
How? - begging yourself for money doesn't help.
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~bitchslap bitchslap 0 8 8 0
Bitch Slappin the air, eh? You need help...
$n is trying to bitch slap you, feel free to laugh anytime soon..
You BITCH SLAP $M right in the face! 
$n bitch slaps weakly at $N, only blowing air on $N.
$n tries to do a bitch slip at you but fails horribly.
Bitch Slap what?
You bitch slap yourself in the face leaving a big red print of your hand.
$n bitch slaps $mself in the face, looking like an idiot.
You BITCH SLAP $M in the $t!
$n slaps $N in the $t!
$n slaps you in the $t!
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~bleed bleed 0 5 0 0
You bleed profusely, making an awful mess...
$n bleeds profusely, making an awful mess...
You bleed all over $M.
$n bleeds all over $N.
$n bleeds all over you..  YUCK!
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You bleed all over $p.
$n bleeds all over $p.

~blink blink 0 5 0 0
You blink in utter disbelief.
$n blinks in utter disbelief.
You blink at $N in utter disbelief.
$n blinks at $N in utter disbelief.
$n blinks at you in utter disbelief.
They aren't here to blink at.
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~blush blush 0 5 0 0
Your cheeks are burning.
$n blushes.
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~bounce bo 0 8 0 0
BOIINNNNNNGG!
$n bounces around the room.
You take $M out for a joyful bounce.
$n grabs $N and bounces around the room with $M.
$n grabs you and bounces around with you in joy.
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You grab $N's $t and bounce it in your hand.
$n grabs $N's $t, and begins bouncing it in $s hand!  Sicko!
$n's cold hand grabs your $t and begins bouncing it for you.
You take it out for a joyful bounce.
$n grabs $p and starts bouncing around with it.

~bow bow 0 8 5 0
You bow deeply.
$n bows deeply.
You bow before $M.
$n bows before $N.
$n bows before you.
Who's that?
You kiss your toes.
$n folds up like a jacknife and kisses $s own toes.
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~brb brb 0 5 0 0
You let everyone know that you'll be right back!
$n will be right back!
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~brt brt 0 5 0 0
You tell everyone that you will Be Right There.
$n will Be Right There!
You tell $N that you will Be Right There.
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Try someone thats here.
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~burp burp 0 5 0 0
You burp loudly.
$n burps loudly.
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~cackle cackle 0 5 0 0
You cackle gleefully.
$n throws back $s head and cackles with insane glee!
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~calm calm 0 5 8 0
You try to clam everyone in the room down.
$n tries to clam everyone down.
You try to calm $M down.
$n tries to calm down $N.
$n is trying to calm you down.
Now who would that be?
How are you going to do this?
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~chuckle ch 0 5 0 0
You chuckle politely.
$n chuckles politely.
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~clap clap 0 5 0 0
You clap your small hands together.
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~comfort com 0 5 5 0
Do you feel uncomfortable?
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You comfort $M.
$n comforts $N.
$n comforts you.
Comfort who?
You make a vain attempt to comfort yourself.
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You comfort $p.
$n comforts $p.

~comb comb 0 5 0 0
You comb your hair -- perfect.
$n combs $s hair, what a dashing specimen!
You patiently untangle $N's hair -- what a mess!
$n tries patiently to untangle $N's hair.
$n pulls your hair in an attempt to comb it.
That person is not here.
You pull your hair, but it will not be combed.
$n tries to comb $s tangled hair.
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~cough cough 0 5 0 0
Yuck, try to cover your mouth next time!
$n coughs loudly.
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~crack crack 0 5 8 0
You crack your knuckles.
$n cracks his knuckles.
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~cringe cringe 1 5 0 0
You cringe in terror.
$n cringes in terror!
You cringe away from $M.
$n cringes away from $N in mortal terror.
$n cringes away from you.
I don't see anyone by that name here.. what are you afraid of?
I beg your pardon?
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~cry cry 0 5 5 0
Waaaaah..
$n bursts into tears.
You cry on $S shoulder.
$n cries on $N's shoulder.
$n cries on your shoulder.
Who's that?
You cry to yourself.
$n sobs quietly to $mself.
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~cuddle cuddle 1 5 5 0
Who do you feel like cuddling today?
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You cuddle $M.
$n cuddles $N.
$n cuddles you.
They aren't here.
You must feel very cuddly indeed.. :)
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~curse curse 0 5 0 0
You swear loudly for a long time.
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~curtsey curtsey 0 8 0 0
You curtsey to your audience.
$n curtseys gracefully.
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~dag dag 0 8 8 0
You make like dag and bake a pie.
$n makes like dag and bakes a pie.
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$n dag-tags $N in the
Oooohhhh you are dag-taged by $N in the
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~dance dance 1 8 8 0
You dance around happily.
$n dances a little jig.
You lead $M to the dance floor.
$n sends $N across the dance floor.
$n sends you across the dance floor.
Eh, WHO?
You dance around happily by yourself.
$n dances around happily by $mself.
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~daydream daydream 1 4 0 0
You dream of better times.
$n looks absent-minded, $s eyes staring into space.
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~disagree disagree 0 5 8 0
You shake your head in disagreement.
$n shakes $s head in disagreement.
You shake your head at $M in disagreement.
$n totally disagrees with $N.
$n shakes $s head at you in disagreement.
Who do you want to disagree with?
You really shouldnt disagree with yourself.
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~drool drool 1 5 0 0
You start to drool.
$n starts to drool.
You drool all over $N.
$n drools all over $N.
$n drools all over you.
Pardon??
Sure, go ahead and drool...yuk!
$n drools on $mself.  What a sight.
You drool all over $S $t.
$n drools all over $N's $t.
$n drools all over your $t.
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~pelbow elbow 0 8 8 101
You take off your elbow pad, look to the croud, and start running towards the ropes.
$n takes off $s elbow pad, indicating $s is doing the PEOPLE'S ELBOW!!!!!
You take off your elbow pad, look to the croud, and bounce off the ropes and land the PEOPLE'S ELBOW on $N's CANDY ASS!!!
$n takes off $s elbow pad, indicating $s is doing the PEOPLE'S ELBOW on $N!!!!!
$n take off $s elbow pad, looks to the croud, and bounces off the ropes and lands on your CANDY ASS!!!
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~embrace embrace 0 8 0 0
You reach but come away empty.  :(
$n reaches out for an embrace, but no one is there.
You embrace $M warmly.
$n embraces $N warmly.  
$n embraces you warmly.  
Alas, your embracee is not here.  
You embrace yourself??  
$n wraps his arms around himself for a warm self-embrace.
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~eye eye 0 5 0 0
You raise an eyebrow.
$n raises an eyebrow.
You raise an eyebrow at $N.
$n raises an eyebrow at $N.
$n raises an eyebrow at you.
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~fart fart 0 5 0 0
Where are your manners?
$n lets off a real rip-roarer!
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~flex flex 0 8 8 0
You flex, showing how buff you are!
$n flexes with great pride!
You let $N feel your muscles.
$n shows $N $s muscles!
$n lets you feel $s muscles.
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~flip flip 0 8 0 0
You flip head over heels.
$n flips head over heels.
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~flirt flirt 1 5 5 0
You flirt outrageously.
$n flirts outragously.
You flirt outrageously with $N.
$n flirts outrageously with $N.
$n walks up to you and says, 'Hey baby, can I buy you a drink?'
Sorry, your dearly beloved is not around.
You flirt with yourself.  Must look stupid.
$n thinks $e is the most wonderful person in the world.
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~fondle fondle 0 5 5 0
Who needs to be fondled?
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You fondly fondle $M.
$n fondly fondles $N.
$n fondly fondles you.
You fondly try to fondle someone not in the room, but who cares.
You fondly fondle yourself, feels funny doesn't it?
$n fondly fondles $mself -- this is going too far!!
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~french french 0 5 0 0
French whom??
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You give $N a long and passionate kiss, it seems to take forever...
$n kisses $N passionately.
$n gives you a long and passionate kiss, it seems to take forever...
Your heart is filled with despair as that person is not here.
You gather yourself in your arms and try to kiss yourself.
$n makes an attempt at kissing $mself.
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~frown frown 0 5 0 0
What's bothering you?
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~fume fume 1 5 5 0
Take it easy now!  Count to ten, very slowly.
$n grits $s teeth and fumes with rage.
You stare at $M, fuming.
$n stares at $N, fuming with rage.
$n stares at you, fuming with rage!
Fume away.. they ain't here.
That's right - hate yourself!
$n clenches $s fists and stomps his feet, fuming with anger.
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~gasp ga 0 5 0 0
You gasp in astonishment.
$n gasps in astonishment.
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~giggle giggle 0 5 0 0
You giggle.
$n giggles.
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~glare glare 0 5 5 0
You glare at nothing in particular.
$n glares around $m.
You glare icily at $M.
$n glares at $N.
$n glares icily at you, you feel cold to your bones.
You try to glare at somebody who is not present.
You glare icily at your feet, they are suddenly very cold.
$n glares at $s feet, what is bothering $m?
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~greet greet 0 5 0 0
Greet Who?
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You greet $m with a light kiss on his cheek.
$n greets $N with a light kiss on its cheek.
$n greets you with a light kiss on your cheek.
Please -- try someone who is here?
So, you've finally discovered yourself!
$n greets $mself.. $e always was a strange one.
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~grin grin 0 5 0 0
You grin evilly.
$n grins evilly.
You grin at $N.
$n grins at $N.
$n grins at you.
Too bad, they aren't here to grin at.
You grin at yourself.
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~groan groan 0 5 0 0
You groan loudly.
$n groans loudly.
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~grope grope 0 5 5 0
Whom do you wish to grope??
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Well, what sort of noise do you expect here?
$n gropes $N.
$n gropes you.
Try someone who's here.
You grope yourself -- YUCK.
$n gropes $mself -- YUCK.
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~grovel grovel 1 5 0 0
You grovel in the dirt.
$n grovels in the dirt.
You grovel before $M
$n grovels in the dirt before $N.
$n grovels in the dirt before you.
Who?
That seems a little silly to me..
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~growl growl 0 5 0 0
Grrrrrrrrrr...
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~hiccup hiccup 0 5 0 0
*HIC*
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~highfive highfive 0 5 5 0
You look around for someone to give a high five to!
$n looks around, looking for a victim to high five!
You jump up, and give a high five to $N!
$n jumps up, and gives a high five to $N!
$n jumps up, and gives you a high five!
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~hmm hmm 0 6 2 0
You stroke your chin, while going "hmmmmm"...
$n strokes $s chin, while going "hmmmmm"...
You go "Hmmm" at $N.
$n "Hmmmm's" to $N.
$n looks at you, while going "Hmmmm".
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~hop hop 0 8 8 0
You hop around in joy.
$n is hopping around the room.
You hop around in joy with $N.
$n hops around in joy with $N.
$n is hopping around in joy with you.
Who would that be?
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~hug hug 0 5 5 0
Hug who?
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You hug $M.
$n hugs $N.
$n hugs you.
Sorry, friend, I can't see that person here.
You hug yourself.
$n hugs $mself.
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~insane insane 0 8 8 0
You laugh insanely, drawing stares from all around.
$n laughs insanely.  Watch out, they might be dangerous.
You laugh insanely at pathetic $N.
$n laughs insanely at $s as though they are insignifigent.
$n laughs insanely at how pathetic you are.
They aren't here.
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~kiss ki 0 5 0 0
Isn't there someone you want to kiss?
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You kiss $M.
$n kisses $N.
$n kisses you.
Never around when required.
All the lonely people :(
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$N kisses $N on $S $t.
$n kisses you on your $t.
You kiss $p.
$n kisses $p.

~laugh laugh 0 5 0 0
You fall down laughing.
$n falls down laughing.
You laugh wholeheartedly at $M.
$n laughs wholeheartedly at $N.
$n is laughs wholeheartedly at you!
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~lick lick 0 5 0 0
You lick your lips and smile.
$n licks $s lips and smiles.
You lick $M.
$n licks $N.
$n licks you.
Lick away, nobody's here with that name.
You lick yourself.
$n licks $mself -- YUCK.
You lick $S $t.
$n licks $N's $t.
$n licks your $t.
You lick $p.
$n licks $p.

~lol lol 0 8 8 0
You laugh out loud, so everyone can hear.
$n laughs out loud at what just happened!
You look at $N and laugh out loud insanely!
$n looks at $N and laughs out loud.
$n looks at you, while laughing out loud.
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~love love 0 5 0 0
You love the whole world.
$n loves everybody in the world.
You tell your true feelings to $N.
$n whispers softly to $N.
$n whispers to you sweet words of love.
Alas, your love is not present...
Well, we already know you love yourself (lucky someone does!)
$n loves $mself, can you believe it?
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You start to moan.
$n starts moaning.
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~massage massage 0 5 0 0
Massage what, thin air?
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You gently massage $N's shoulders.
$n massages $N's shoulders.
$n gently massages your shoulders...ahhhhhhhhhh...
You can only massage someone in the same room as you.
You practise yoga as you try to massage yourself.
$n gives a show on yoga-positions, trying to massage $mself.
You gently massage $S $t.
$n gently massages $N's $t.
$n gently massages your $t....
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~nibble nibble 0 5 0 0
Nibble on who?
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You nibble on $N's ear.
$n nibbles on $N's ear.
$n nibbles on your ear.
Sorry, not here, better go back to dreaming about it.
You nibble on your OWN ear???????????????????
$n nibbles on $s OWN ear (I wonder how it is done!!).
You nibble lightly on $M $t.
$n nibbles lightly on $N's $t.
$n nibbles lightly on your $t.
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~nod no 1 5 0 0
You nod solemnly.
$n nods solemnly.
You nod at $N.
$n nods at $N.
$n nods at you.
They arent here.
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~nudge nudge 0 5 0 0
Nudge?  Nudge???  The HELL you say!!!!
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You nudge $M with your elbow.
$n nudges $N suggestively with $s elbow.
$n nudges you suggestively.  You two have an understanding.
Eh?  That person isn't here, you know.
Well, just nudge yourself, but how do you get your elbow in that position?
$n nudges $mself with $s elbows, making $m look like a large chicken.
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~nuzzle nuzzle 1 5 5 0
Nuzzle who??
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You nuzzle $S neck softly.
$n softly nuzzles $N's neck.
$n softly nuzzles your neck.
No.. they aren't here..
I'm sorry, friend, but that's impossible.
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~pat pa 0 5 0 0
Pat who??
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You pat $N on $S head.
$n pats $N on $S head.
$n pats you on your head.
Who, where, what??
You pat yourself on your head, very reassuring.
$n pats $mself on the head.
You pat $M on $S $t.
$n pats $N on $S $t.
$n pats you on your $t.
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~peer peer 1 5 0 0
You peer around you, uncertain that what you see is actually true.
$n peers around, looking as if $e has trouble seeing everything clearly.
You peer intently at $N.
$n peers intently at $N, what is $e looking for?
$n peers intently at you, what is $e looking for?
Sorry buddy, no one here like that.
You peer at yourself, no small feat.
$n peers at $mself .. no small feat.
You peer intently at $S $t.
$n peers intently at $N's $t.
$n peers intently at your $t.
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~point point 1 5 0 0
Who do you want to point at?
$n points in all directions, seemingly confused.
You point at $M.
$n points at $N.
$n points at you.
You must have a VERY long index-finger...
You point at yourself.  Insinuating something?
$n points at $mself, suggesting that the center of matters is $e.
You point at $S $t.
$n points at $N's $t.
$n points at your $t.
You point at $p.
$n points at $p.

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Poke who??
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You poke $M in the ribs.
$n pokes $N in the ribs.
$n pokes you in the ribs.
You can't poke someone who's not here!
You poke yourself in the ribs, feeling very silly.
$n pokes $mself in the ribs, looking very sheepish.
You poke $M in $S $t.
$n pokes $N in $S $t.
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This action is unfinished.
This action is unfinished.
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~pout pout 0 5 0 0
Ah, don't take it so hard.
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~pray pray 0 6 0 0
You feel righteous, and maybe a little foolish.
$n begs and grovels to the powers that be.
You crawl in the dust before $M.
$n falls down and grovels in the dirt before $N.
$n kisses the dirt at your feet.
No such person around; your prayers vanish into the endless voids.
Talk about narcissism...
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~puke puke 0 5 0 0
You puke.
$n pukes.
You puke on $M.
$n pukes on $N.
$n pukes on your clothes!
Once again?
You puke on yourself.
$n pukes on $s clothes.
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~punch punch 0 5 0 0
Punch the air?  Sure, go ahead, fine by me...
$n starts shadow-boxing.
You punch $M right in the face!  Yuck, the BLOOD!
$n punches weakly at $N, missing by miles.
$n tries a punch at you but misses by a good quarter-mile...
Punch who?
You punch yourself in the face resulting in your own nose being bloodied.
$n punches $mself in the face, looking kind of stupid.
You punch $M in the $t!
$n punches $N in the $t!
$n punches you in the $t!
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Puuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrr.............
$n purrs contentedly.
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~raise raise 0 5 5 0
You raise an eyebrow.
$n raises an eyebrow.
You raise an eyebrow toward $M.
$n raises an eyebrow toward $N
$n raises an eyebrow toward you.
Raise an eyebrow toward who?
$n raises an eyebrow.
$n raises an eyebrow.
You raise an eyebrow toward $M.
$n raises an eyebrow toward $N.
$n raises an eyebrow toward you.
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~rock rock 0 8 8 101
You set up for the ROCK-BOTTOM!!!!!
$n looks for a victim, to perform the ROCK-BOTTOM on!!!
You get $N in the ROCK-BOTTOM, as you electrify the croud!  ROCK-BOTTOM!!!!!!   ROCK-BOTTOM!!!!!!
$n performs the ROCK-BOTTOM on $N's CANDY ASS!!!!!!
$n performs the ROCK-BOTTOM on your CANDY ASS!!!!!!
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~rofl rofl 0 8 8 0
You start to roll on the floor laughing!
$n rolls on the floor laughing!
You start rolling around on the ground laughing at $N!
$n rolls on the ground laughing at $N!
$n rolls on the ground, laughing his ass off at you!
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~roll roll 1 5 0 0
You roll your eyes in disgust.
$n rolls $s eyes in disgust.
You look at $M and roll your eyes in disgust.
$n looks at $N in contempt and rolls $s eyes with disgust.
$n stares at you and rolls $s eyes in digust.
Um... who?
You roll your eyes, disgusted with your own incompetence.
$n rolls $s eyes, disgusted with $mself.
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~ruffle ruffle 0 5 0 0
You've got to ruffle SOMEONE.
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You ruffle $N's hair playfully.
$n ruffles $N's hair playfully.
$n ruffles your hair playfully.
Might be a bit difficult.
You ruffle your hair, wondering how far you can go before the rest think you're crazy.
$n ruffles $s hair -- weirdo!
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~salute salute 0 8 0 0
You salute everyone near you.
$n salutes everyone.
You salute $N.
$n looks at $N, and salutes $m.
$n salutes you.
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~scratch scratch 0 5 8 0
You scratch your head.
$n scratches his head.
$n scratches his head.
$n scratches his head.
$n scratches his head.
$n scratches his head.
You scratch your head.
$n scratches his head.
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~scream scream 0 5 0 0
ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!
$n screams loudly!
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~shake shake 0 5 5 0
You shake your head.
$n shakes $s head.
You shake $S hand.
$n shakes $N's hand.
$n shakes your hand.
Sorry good buddy, but that person doesn't seem to be here.
You are shaken by yourself.
$n shakes and quivers like a bowlful of jelly.
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~shiver shiver 0 5 0 0
Brrrrrrrrr.
$n shivers uncomfortably.
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~shj shj 0 8 8 0
You go Super Hamburger-Jin! You flame with greese!!
$n goes Super Hamburger-Jin! They flame with greese!!
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~shrug shrug 0 5 0 0
You shrug.
$n shrugs helplessly.
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~sigh sigh 0 5 0 0
You sigh.
$n sighs loudly.
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~sing sing 0 5 0 0
You raise your clear (?) voice towards the sky.
SEEK SHELTER AT ONCE!  $n has begun to sing.
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~slap slap 0 5 0 0
Normally you slap SOMEBODY.
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You slap $N.
$n slaps $N.
You are slapped by $n.
How about slapping someone in the same room as you??
You slap yourself, silly you.
$n slaps $mself, really strange...
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~smile smile 1 5 0 0
You smile happily.
$n smiles happily.
You smile at $M.
$n beams a smile at $N.
$n smiles at you.
There's no one by that name around.
You smile at yourself.
$n smiles at $mself.
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~smirk smirk 0 5 0 0
You smirk.
$n smirks.
You smirk at $M.
$n smirks at $N.
$n smirks at you.
Try it again when their here.
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~snap snap 0 5 0 0
PRONTO!  You snap your fingers.
$n snaps $s fingers.
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~snarl snarl 0 5 0 0
You snarl like a viscious animal.
$n snarls like a cornered, viscious animal.
You snarl at $M angrily.  Control yourself!
$n snarls angrily at $N.  $e seems incapable of controlling $mself.
$n snarls viciously at you.  $s self-control seems to have gone bananas.
Eh?  Who?  Not here, my friend.
You snarl at yourself, obviously suffering from schizophrenia.
$n snarls at $mself, and suddenly looks very frightened.
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~sneeze sneeze 0 5 0 0
Gesundheit!
$n sneezes.
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~snicker snicker 0 5 0 0
You snicker softly.
$n snickers softly.
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~sniff sniff 0 5 0 0
You sniff sadly.  *SNIFF*
$n sniffs sadly.
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~snore snore 0 4 8 0
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
$n snores loudly.
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~snowball snowball 0 8 0 101
Who do you want to throw a snowball at??
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You throw a snowball in $N's face.
$n conjures a snowball from thin air and throws it at $N.
$n conjures a snowball from thin air and throws it at you.
You stand with the snowball in your hand because your victim is not here.
You conjure a snowball from thin air and throw it at yourself.
$n conjures a snowball out of the thin air and throws it at $mself.
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~snuggle snuggle 1 5 5 0
Who?
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you snuggle $M.
$n snuggles up to $N.
$n snuggles up to you.
They aren't here.
Hmmm...
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~spank spank 0 5 8 0
You spank WHO?  Eh?  How?  Naaah, you'd never.
$n spanks the thin air with a flat hand.
You spank $M vigorously, long and hard.  Your hand hurts.
$n spanks $N over $s knee.  It hurts to even watch.
$n spanks you long and hard.  You feel like a naughty child.
Are you sure about this?  I mean, that person isn't even here!
Hmm, not likely.
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~spit spit 0 8 0 0
You spit on the ground.
$n spits on the ground.
You spit on $M.
$n spits in $N's face.
$n spits in your face.
Can you spit that far?
You drool down your front.
$n drools down $s front.
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~squeeze squeeze 0 5 0 0
Where, what, how, WHO???
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You squeeze $M fondly.
$n squeezes $N fondly.
$n squeezes you fondly.
Where, what, how, WHO???
You squeeze yourself -- try to relax a little!
$n squeezes $mself.
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~stare stare 0 5 5 0
You stare at the sky.
$n stares at the sky.
You stare dreamily at $N, completely lost in $S eyes..
$n stares dreamily at $N.
$n stares dreamily at you, completely lost in your eyes.
You stare and stare but can't see that person anywhere...
You stare dreamily at yourself - enough narcissism for now.
$n stares dreamily at $mself - NARCISSIST!
You stare at $S $t.
$n stares at $N's $t.
$n stares at your $t.
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~steam steam 0 5 0 0
You let out some steam, much to the others' relief (and your own!)
$n lets out a lot of steam, much to your relief.
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~strikeapose strikeapose 0 8 8 0
You strike an awesome pose with strobe lights a' flashin'.
$n jumps into his glittering suit and raises his pointer finger to the sky! Sending hidden strobe lights flashing.
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~stroke stroke 0 5 0 0
Whose thigh would you like to stroke?
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You gently stroke $S inner thigh.
$n gently strokes $N's inner thigh... hrmm...
$n gently strokes your inner thigh...
That person is not within reach.
You are about to do something you would rather not be caught doing.
$n starts to do something disgusting and then stops.
You gently stroke $S $t.
$n gently strokes $N's $t... hrmm...
$n gently strokes your $t...
You gently stroke $p...
$n gently strokes $p...

~strut strut 0 8 0 0
Strut your stuff.
$n struts proudly.
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~sulk sulk 1 5 0 0
You sulk.
$n sulks in a corner.  $e looks so pitiful, you can't help but feel a bit sorry for $m.
You look at $M and sulk.
$n looks at $N and goes and sulks in a corner.
$N looks at you and goes and sulks in a corner.
No worries, they're not here.
You look at your pitiful equipment and sulk.
$n looks at $s pitiful equipment and sulks in a corner.
You look at $S $t and sulk.
$n looks at $N's $t and goes and sulks in a corner.
$n looks at your $t and goes and sulks in a corner.  Guess $e's jealous...
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~tackle tackle 0 8 5 0
You tackle the air.  It stands not a chance.
$n starts running around $mself in a desparate attempt to tackle the air.
You ruthlessly tackle $M to the ground.
$n ruthlessly tackles $N, pinning $M to the ground.
$n suddenly lunges at you and tackles you to the ground!
That person isn't here (luck for them, it would seem...)
Tackle yourself?  Yeah, right....
$n makes a dextrous move and kicks $s left leg away with $s right.
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~tango tango 0 8 8 0
With whom would you like to tango?
$n puts a rose between $s teeth, but takes out it since noone joins $m.
You put a rose between your teeth and tango with $M seductively.
$n puts a rose between $s teeth and tangos with $N seductively.
$n puts a rose between $s teeth and tangos with you seductively.
That person isn't around.  Better sit this one out.
Feels rather stupid, doesn't it?
$n puts a rose between $s teeth and tries to tango with $mself.
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~tap tap 0 8 8 0
You tap your foot impatiently.
$n taps $s foot impatiently waiting for something.
You tap your foot impatiently at $M.
$n is impatient with $N.
$n is tapping $s foot impatiently at you.
Pick someone else.
You seem to be impatient with yourself.
$n seems to look irritated with $mself.
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~taunt taunt 0 5 0 0
You taunt the nothing in front of you. 
$n taunts something that seems to be right in front of $m.
You taunt $M, to your own delight.
$n taunts $N rather insultingly.  $n seems to enjoy it tremendously.
$n taunts you.  It really hurts your feelings.
Hmmmmmmm.....nope, no one by that name here.
You taunt yourself, almost making you cry...:(
$n taunts $mself to tears.
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~thank thank 0 5 5 0
Thank you too.
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You thank $N heartily.
$n thanks $N heartily.
$n thanks you heartily.
No one answers to that name here.
You thank yourself since nobody else wants to!
$n thanks $mself since you won't.
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~think think 1 5 0 0
You think about life, the universe and everything.
$n sinks deeply into thought about the meaning of life.
You think about what purpose $E has in relation to your part of life.
$n stops and thinks about $N, completely lost in thought.
Your ears burn as $n thinks about you.. you wonder what about.
You'd better think harder, if you hope to make contact!
You think about yourself (for once).
$n thinks about $mself for a change.....(?)
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You spend some time thinking about $p.
$n seems to be spening a lot of time thinking about $p.

~tickle tickle 0 5 0 0
Who do you want to tickle??
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You tickle $N.
$n tickles $N.
$n tickles you - hee hee hee.
Who is that??
You tickle yourself, how funny!
$n tickles $mself.
You tickle $S $t.
$n tickles $N's $t.
$n tickles your $t.
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~tip tip 0 8 8 1
You tip your hat.
$n tips $s hat politely.
You tip your hat at $N.
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$n tips his hat at you.
They aren't here!
You try to tip your hat at yourself, but fail..
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~twiddle twiddle 0 5 0 0
You patiently twiddle your thumbs.
$n patiently twiddles $s thumbs.
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~unfinished unfinished 0 5 0 0
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~wav wave 0 5 5 0
You wave.
$n waves.
You wave to $N.
$n waves to $N.
$n waves to you.
They didn't wait for you to wave goodbye.
Are you going on adventures as well??
Huh?!?
You wave to $M.
$n waves to $N.
$n waves to you.
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~whine whine 0 5 0 0
You whine pitifully.
$n whines pitifully about the whole situation.
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~whistle whistle 0 5 0 0
You whistle appreciatively.
$n whistles appreciatively.
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~wiggle wiggle 0 5 0 0
Your wiggle your bottom.
$n wiggles $s bottom.
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~wink wink 0 5 5 0
Have you got something in your eye?
$n winks suggestively.
You wink suggestively at $N.
$n winks at $N.
$n winks suggestively at you.
No one with that name is present.
You wink at yourself?? -- what are you up to?
$n winks at $mself -- something strange is going on...
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~worship worship 0 5 5 0
You find yourself head-down in the dirt, worshipping.
$n starts worshipping nothing at all.
You fall to your knees and worship $M deeply.
$n falls to $s knees, worshipping $N with uncanny dedication.
$n kneels before you in solemn worship.
Uh.. who?  They're not here, pal.
You seem sure to have found a true deity.....
$n falls to $s knees and humbly worships $mself.
You fall to your knees and worship $S $t.
$n falls to $s knees and worships $N's $t.
$n falls to $s knees and worships your $t.
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~yawn yawn 0 5 0 0
You yawn broadly.
$n yawns.
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~yell yell 1 8 8 0
You yell at the top of your lungs.
$n yells loudly!
You yell at $M at the top of your lungs!
$n yells at $N, spit flying everywhere.
$n yells right in your face...think $M needs a dental cleaning..
Yell at who?
You yell at yourself....funny eh?
$n yells at $mself...strange feller...
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~yodel yodel 0 5 0 0
You start yodelling loudly and rather beautifully in your own ears.
$n starts a yodelling session that goes right to the bone.
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