* Note: all lines between records which start with '*' are comments and * are ignored. Comments can only be between records, not within them. * * This file is where the damage messages go for offensive spells, and * skills such as kick and backstab. Also, starting with Circle 3.0, these * messages are used for failed spells, and weapon messages for misses and * death blows. * * All records must start with 'M' in the first column (for 'Message'). * The next line must contain the damage number (defined in spells.h), * then the messages (one per line): * Death Message (damager, damagee, onlookers) * Miss Message (damager, damagee, onlookers) * Hit message (damager, damagee, onlookers) * God message (damager, damagee, onlookers) * * All messages must be contained in one line. They will be sent through * act(), meaning that all standard act() codes apply, and each message will * automatically be wrapped to 79 columns when they are printed. '#' can * be substituted for a message if none should be printed. Note however * that, unlike the socials file, all twelve lines must be present for each * record, regardless of any '#' fields which may be contained in it. *************************************************************************** * Offensive Spells * *************************************************************************** * Burning Hands M 5 @MYou have burned $N to death!@n @MYou have been burned to death by $n!@n @M$n has burned $N to death!@n @mYou miss $N with your burning hands.@n @m$n reaches for you with burning hands, but misses!@n @m$n tries to burn $N, but $E escapes!@n @MYou burn $N with your hot little hands!@n @MYou cry out in pain as $n grabs you with burning hands!@n @M$N cries out as $n burns $M!@n @mYour attempt to burn $N nears BLASPHEMY!!!@n @mThe pitiful creature before you tries to burn you.@n @mUnaware of the risks, $n tries to burn $N.@n * Call Lightning M 6 @MYour lightning bolt kills $N!@n @MYou are electrocuted to death by a lightning bolt sent by $n!@n @MThe dead body of $N sizzles in the heat from a lightning bolt sent by $n!@n @mour lightning bolt scores the ground in front of $N, a misser!@n @mThe ground before you is scored as $n misses you with lightning!@n @m$N jumps backwards in time to avoid lightning sent by $n!@n @MYou hit $N with your lightning, bullseye!@n @MYou are hit by lightning sent by $n, OUCH!@n @M$N screams in pain as lightning from $n penetrates $M!@n @m$N stops your lightning with a single gesture, BEWARE!!!@n @mYou stop $n's lightning with a sure hand, no time for children's games...@n @m$n's lightning disappears as $N makes a simple gesture.@n * Chill Touch M 8 @MYou chill $N, remember to put flowers on $S grave...@n @MYou feel chilled by $n and then you feel no more -- R.I.P.@n @M$n touches $N who slumps to the ground as a dead lump, rather chilly isn't it?@n @mThe atmosphere turns chilly as you miss $N!@n @mYou dodge $n and $s chill touch!@n @m$n tries unsuccesfully to chill $N!@n @MYou chill $N!@n @MYou feel your life flowing away as $n chills you!@n @M$n chills $N who suddenly seem less lively!@n @mAre you trying to chill $N? -- what a joke!!@n @m$n tries to chill you, what a laugh...@n @m$N starts to laugh as $n turns chilly!@n * Color Spray M 10 @MYOU KILLED $N!!! -- don't you feel ashamed...@n @MYour head is filled with all the colors of the rainbow before it bursts!@n @M$n makes $N into a colorful corpse!@n @mYour spray of color misses $N -- what a dull world...@n @m$n unsuccesfully tries to add color to your life!@n @m$n splashes color everywhere except $N.@n @MYour own private rainbow hits $N in the face -- WOWIE!!@n @MA sudden burst of colors sends you reeling!@n @M$n throws colors at $N who in vain tries to escape!@n @mYour spray of colors turn into butterflies as $N frowns.@n @mYour frown is enough to turn $n's color spray into little butterflies.@n @mThe air is filled with butterflies as $N frowns at $n's color spray.@n * Dispel Evil M 22 @M$N is dissolved by your goodness.@n @M$n dissolves you, you regret having been so evil, and die...@n @M$n completely dissolves $N!@n @m$N is unaffected by your goodness!@n @m$n thinks that $e is really good, and tries to dispell you.@n @m$N laughs at $n as $e tries to dispell $M!@n @M$N shivers and suffers from $S evilness!@n @M$n makes your soul hurt and suffer!@n @M$n makes $N's evil spirit shiver and suffer!@n @mDid you really expect $M to suffer?@n @m$n unfruitfully tries to dispell you.@n @m$n is stupid...@n * Earthquake M 23 @MThe earth opens beneath $N's feet and swallows $M whole!@n @MThe earth opens beneath your feet and swallows you whole!@n @MThe earth opens beneath $N's feet and swallows $M whole!@n @m$N desperately tries to keep $S balance as the earth shakes beneath $S feet!@n @mYou desperately try to keep your balance as the earth shakes beneath your feet!@n @m$N desperately tries to keep $S balance as the earth shakes beneath $S feet!@n @M$N falls down and hurts $Mself!@n @MYou fall down and hurt yourself!@n @M$N falls down and hurts $Mself!@n @m$N gracefully levitates as the earth shifts beneath $S feet under $M.@n @mYou gracefully levitate as the earth shifts underneath you.@n @m$N gracefully levitates as the earth shifts beneath $S feet under $M.@n * Energy Drain M 25 @M$N crumples as you kill $M by draining $S energy!@n @MAs $n drains your last energy you look forward to the peace of the graveyard...@n @M$n drains the energy of $N who crumples as a lifeless cocoon!@n @mYou need more draining lessons...@n @mLuckily for you $n slept during draining-lessons!@n @m$n fails to drain $N -- what a waste of energy!@n @MYou drain $N of some of $S energy!@n @MYou feel less energic as $n drains you!@n @M$n drains $N -- what a waste of energy!@n @mYou waste energy trying to drain $N!@n @mHow amusing -- $n tries to drain you!@n @m$N's eyes twinkle with laughter as $n tries to drain $M.@n * Fireball M 26 @MYour fireball hits $N with full force, causing an immediate death!@n @MAs you burst into flames of death $n grins evilly...@n @MThe heat from a fireball from $n turns $N into a charred corpse!@n @mYour fireball blooms few feet before $N who claps $S hands in wonder.@n @m$n aims a fireball at you but it blooms few feet before you; you clap your hands at the show.@n @mA fireball from $n misses $N -- what great fireworks around here!!@n @MYou throw a fireball at $N and have the satisfaction of seeing $M enveloped in flames!@n @MYou are enveloped in flames from a fireball sent by $n -- OUCH!!@n @M$n smirks as $s fireball explodes into the face of $N!@n @mHow shameful to throw fireballs at a GOD!!!@n @mYou choose to ignore $n's shameful attempt to fireball you.@n @m$n's fireball is tactfully ignored by $N.@n * Harm M 27 @MAs you finish the incantation of the spell, $N falls dead due to the amount of harm $E takes!@n @MYou feel light headed as $n completes a spell which causes you so much harm that you just snuff it.@n @MAs $n touches $M, $N takes the full brunt of a harm spell and collapses. Dead.@n @mSwinging out at $N, you miss and your harm spell goes off harmlessly.@n @mYou duck out of the way of $n and $s harm spell misses you.@n @mShowing remarkable dexterity, $N avoids $n's reach and subsequent harm spell.@n @MYou watch the pained expression on $N's face as you hit $M with your harm spell.@n @MYou grimace in pain as $n's harm spell strikes you.@n @MA large grin crosses $n's face as $s harm spell causes $N grievous pain.@n @mHarm a god? Are you serious? Of course $N avoids it casually.@n @m$n tries to harm you. Poor sod.@n @mWhat a buffoon! $n looks somewhat perturbed as $N ignores the recently cast harm spell.@n * Lightning Bolt M 30 @MYour lightning bolt shatters $N to pieces!@n @MYou feel enlightened by the lightning bolt $n sends, and then all is darkness -- R.I.P.!@n @M$N recieves the full blast of a lightning bolt from $n... and is no more.@n @mYour aim goes from bad to worse, and your lightning bolt misses $N!@n @m$n has bad aim and $s lightning bolt misses you!@n @m$n tries to hit $N with a lightning bolt but only hits the sky!@n @MThe lightning bolt hits $N with full impact!@n @MYOU'RE HIT! A lightning bolt from $n has reached its goal!@n @M$N wavers under the impact of the lightning bolt sent by $n!@n @mYour lightning bolt is extinguished as mighty $N moves $S ears!@n @mYou move your ears to extinguish $n's lightning bolt.@n @m$N moves $S ears and $n's lightning bolt is extinguished!@n * Magic Missile M 32 @MThe magic missile tears away the remaining life of $N!@n @MYou only have time to notice $n uttering strange sounds before everything is dark!@n @MThe magic missile sent by $n causes $N to stagger and collaps in a lifeless heap!@n @mThe magic missile penetrates the air miles above $N.@n @mYou don't even have to duck as $n sends a magic missile way over your head.@n @m$n tries in vain to correct the course of the magic missile meant to hit $N.@n @MYou watch with selfpride as your magic missile hits $N!@n @MYou stagger as a magic missile from $n hits you!@n @M$n throws a magic missile at $N who staggers under the blow!@n @mYour magic missile makes $N roar with laughter.@n @mYou can't help laughing as $n sends a magic missile at you.@n @m$N starts to roar with laughter as $n sends a magic missile at $M.@n * Shocking Grasp M 37 @M$N dies while looking rather shocked!@n @M$n shocks you. Unfortunately your heart can't stand it...@n @M$n reveals with a shock that $N has left $S body!@n @m$N rather shockingly evades your grasp!@n @mYou nimbly dodge a shocking grasp from $n!@n @m$N shockingly evades the grasp of $n!@n @MYou get a good hold of the shocked $N!@n @MYou get a shock as $n gets too close to you!@n @M$N looks shocked as $n grasps at $M!@n @mYou shockingly realize you can't shock $N...@n @mThese puny creatures are shocking at times...@n @mThe atmosphere gets loaded as $n tries to shock $N!@n * Dispel Good M 46 @M$N is dissolved by your evil.@n @M$n dissolves you -- the price paid for leading a good life -- you die...@n @M$n completely dissolves $N!@n @m$N is unaffected by your evil!@n @m$n thinks that $e is really evil, and tries to dispell you.@n @m$N laughs at $n as $e tries to dispell $M!@n @M$N shivers and suffers from $S goodness!@n @M$n makes your soul hurt and suffer!@n @M$n makes $N's good spirit shiver and suffer!@n @mDid you really expect $M to suffer?@n @m$n unfruitfully tries to dispell you.@n @m$n is stupid...@n * Acid Splash M 61 @M$N is dissolved by your @gacid@M splash.@n @M$n dissolves you -- the @gacid@m burns your life away...@n @M$n completely dissolves $N in an @gacid@M splash!@n @m$N is unaffected by your caustic puddle!@n @m$n tries to splash you with @gacid@m.@n @m$N sidesteps $n as $e tries to splash $M with @gacid@m!@n @M$N cries out as you burn them with @gacid@M!@n @M$n burns you with a little splash of @gacid@M!@n @M$n burns $N with a small @gacid@M splash!@n @mDid you really expect to burn $M?@n @m$n foolishly splashes you with @gacid@m.@n @m$n tries to splash acid on $M...@n * Ray of Frost M 64 @M$N is struck dead by your @Bray of frost@M!@n @M$n freezes you solid! The @Bray of frost@m chills you to the bone...@n @M$n freezes $N into a corpse!@n @m$N dodges the frosty blast!@n @m$n shoots a @Bray of frost@m at you and misses!@n @m$N narrowly dodges $n's @Bray of frost!@n @M$N stiffens as @Bice@M blasts them in the face!@n @M$n chills you with a @Bray of frost@M!@n @M$n chills $N with a blast of cold!@n @mDid you really expect to hurt $M?@n @m$n foolishly shoots a @Bray of frost@m at you.@n @m$n tries to catch $M in a burst of frost...@n * Disrupt Undead M 65 @M$N is sent back to true death by your blast!@n @M$n frees you from the curse of undeath...@n @M$n blasts $N out of un-life!@n @m$N resists your positive energy.@n @m$n tries to disrupt your undead energy but fails!@n @m$N looks at $n with the vacant eyes of the dead.@n @M$N shivers as you attempt to disrrupt $S negative energy!@n @M$n floods your mind with images of your past life!@n @M$n crackles with energy as $s magic surrounds $N!@n @mNot really sure why you thought this would work...@n @m$n foolishly attpemts a cantrip on you.@n @m$n thinks $s magic can harm the Gods!@n * Ice Storm M 79 @M$N is frozen to death by your @Bicy blast@M!@n @M$n freezes you to death in a storm of hail, wind and ice!@n @M$n freezes $N to death in a storm of hail, wind and ice!@n @mThe @Bice storm@m seems to have no affect on $N.@n @m$n tries to freeze you in $s @Bice storm@m, but you seem unaffected!@n @m$n tries to freeze $N with an @Bice storm@m without success.@n @M$N is caught in the full blast of your @Bice storm@m!@n @M$n conjures an @Bice storm@M all around you. @bBRRRRRRR@M!@n @M$n creates a wicked @Bice storm@M surrounding $N with it's fury!@n @mYour @Bice storm@m really doesn't impress $S.@n @m$n sends the fury of an @ice storm@m at you. Yawn.@n @m$n thinks $s magic can harm the Gods!@n * Shout M 80 @MYour deafening @Rshout@M causes $N to fall over dead!@n @M$n @Rshouts@M an ear-splitting roar which kills you where you stand!@n @M$n @Rshouts@M $N to death with a deafening scream!@n @mYou @Rshout@m at $N, but can't seem to get $S attention.@n @m$n shouts at you like $e's your mother...@n @m$n shouts at $N like $e's $S mother...@n @M$N stands before you, struck dumb by your @Rshout@M!@n @M$n shouts with ear-splitting force at you!@n @M$n shouts loudly at $N leaving $M deaf!@n @mYour @Rshouts@m fall on deaf ears.@n @m$n screams at you like a little child...@n @m$n thinks $s magic can harm the Gods!@n * Cone of Cold M 85 @M$N is frozen to death by your @Bcone of cold@M!@n @M$n freezes you to death caught in $s @Bcone of cold@M!@n @M$n freezes $N to death in a @Bcone of cold@M!@n @mThe @Bcone of cold@m misses $N.@n @m$n tries to freeze you in $s @Bcone of cold@m, but you seem unaffected!@n @m$n tries to freeze $N with an @Bcone of cold@m without success.@n @M$N is caught in the full blast of your @Bcone of cold@m!@n @M$n conjures an @Bcone of cold@M, which hits you full blast!@n @M$n creates a wicked @Bcone of cold@M surrounding $N with it's fury!@n @mYour @Bcone of cold@m really doesn't impress $S.@n @m$n sends the fury of an @cone of cold@m at you. Yawn.@n @m$n thinks $s magic can harm the Gods!@n *************************************************************************** * Offensive Skills * *************************************************************************** * Backstab M 121 @C$N makes a strange sound but is suddenly very silent as you place $p in $S back.@n @CSuddenly $n stabs you in the back, R.I.P....@n @C$n places $p in the back of $N, resulting in some strange noises, a lot of blood, and a corpse.@n $N quickly avoids your backstab and you nearly cut your own finger!@n $n tries to backstab you, but you avoid $m!@n $n tries to backstab $N but nearly cuts $s own finger!@n @C$N makes a strange sound as you place $p in $S back!@n @CSuddenly $n stabs you in the back!@n @C$n places $p in the back of $N, resulting in some strange noises and some blood!@n $N sends you a look that makes you forget all about backstabbing.@n $n tries to backstab you, but changes $s mind.@n $n tries to backstab $N, but changes $s mind.@n *************************************************************************** * Weapon Attacks * *************************************************************************** * Hit M 300 @RYou punch $N's head with a blow that crushes $S skull!@n @R$n punches your head with a blow that crushes your skull!@n @R$n punches $N's head so hard that $S skull cracks open!@n @GYou swing your fist at $N, but miss $M!@n @GYou barely avoid $n's fist as $e takes a swing at you!@n @G$N barely avoids a blow from $n!@n # # # @WYour fist flops as your body refuses to fight the mighty $N.@n @W$n seems to be having trouble getting $s body to fight you!!@n @W$n's body rebels against $m when $e tries to punch $N.@n M 300 @RYou punch $N in $S kidneys resulting in $S immediate death!@n @RYou recieve a punch in your kidneys which ends your worldly misery -- R.I.P.!@n @R$n punches $N in the kidneys causing immediate death!@n @GYou wildly punch at the air, missing $N.@n @G$n misses a wild punch at you.@n @G$n practices shadow-boxing while $N takes a break.@n # # # @WInstead of letting you punch $M, $N forces you to play Punch and Judy!!!@n @WYou convince $n of playing Punch and Judy instead of punching you.@n @W$N convinces $n that no punching is necessary.@n M 300 @RYou hit $N with such force that $S neck snaps in two!@n @R$n hits you with such force that your neck snaps in two!@n @R$N's neck is snapped in two by a powerful blow from $n!@n @GYou try to hit $N who easily avoids the blow.@n @G$n tries to hit you but you easily avoid the blow.@n @G$n tries to hit $N who easily avoids the blow.@n # # # @WYou try to hit $N but hit yourself instead!@n @W$n tries to hit you but you hits $mself instead!@n @W$n tries to hit $N but hits $mself instead!@n M 300 @RYou hit $N with a blow that breaks $S spine!@n @R$n hits you with a blow that breaks your spine!@n @R$n hits $N with a blow that breaks $S spine!@n @G$N ducks under your fist as you try to hit $M.@n @GYou duck under $n's fist as $e takes a swing at you.@n @G$N ducks under $n's fist as $e takes a swing at $M.@n # # # @WIt isn't polite to swing at a GOD!@n @W$n tries to take a swing at you -- how pathetic!@n @W$n pathetically tries to take a swing at $N - ha!@n * Sting M 301 @RYou drive a sting directly into the heart of $N, killing $M!@n @RWith a powerful driving force, $n's sting tears right through your chest causing instant death!@n @R$n drives $s sting through $N's chest, killing $M!@n @GYou miss $N with your stinging blow!@n @G$n drives $s stinging blow at you, barely missing!@n @GYou watch in fright as $n stings at $N, missing by mere inches!@n # # # @WSting -- God... What are you thinking?@n @W$n tries to sting you, somewhat comical to tell the truth.@n @W$n stings at $N, then looks horrified as $N grins at $m!@n M 301 @RYou violently sting $N repeatedly, causing $S death!@n @RYou die a horrid death as $n stings you repeatedly all over your body!@n @RAs $n stings $N all over the place, $N falls lifeless to the ground.@n @GYou sting towards $N, but miss $M!@n @G$n misses you with $s sting!@n @GYou watch on as $n stings at $N, but misses!@n # # # @WYou sting at $N, and all that happens is that $E slaps himself as if a mosquito bit $M.@n @WWas that a bee you just felt? Oh.. wait, it was just $n.@n @W$N begins to slap at $Mself as $n tries to sting $M.@n * Whip M 302 @RYou whip $N's head right off of $S body!@n @R$n whips your head right off of your body!@n @R$n whips $N's head right off of $S body!@n @GYou crack your whip at $N but it hits you in the face!@n @G$n cracks $s whip at you and it hits $m in the face!@n @G$n cracks $s whip at $N but only hits $mself in the face!@n # # # @WYou'd better stop before $N whips your butt.@n @WPathetic little $n is trying to whip you... how cute.@n @W$n tries to whip $N - isn't he cute?@n M 302 @RYour dextrous whip messily tears $N's torso right off!@n @R$n's whip messily tears you right in half!@n @RWith an evil grin, $n messily whips $N in half!@n @GYou try to whip $N but whip the ground instead!@n @G$n tries to whip you but whips the ground instead!@n @G$n tries to whip $N but whips the ground instead!@n # # # @WDon't try to whip $N.@n @W$n is trying to whip you. Yawn.@n @W$n tries to whip $N - yawn.@n * Slash M 303 @RYou beautifully slash $N into two parts -- both dead.@n @RYour upper body is disconnected from your legs as $n slashes at you -- R.I.P.!@n @R$N is slashed in two by a masterful stroke of $n!@n @GYour desperate slash at $N is easily avoided by $M.@n @GYou easily avoid a slash from $n.@n @G$N nimbly avoids $n's slash.@n # # # @WYour cunning slash at $N is fruitless.@n @WYou nimbly stop a slash from $n.@n @W$N stops a cunning slash from $n who looks disappointed.@n M 303 @RYour slash at $N results in a pool of blood and $S immediate death!@n @RBlood spurts all over as $n slashes at you. You die...@n @R$n slashes at $N who colors everything red with blood from $S lethal wound.@n @GYou miss $N by an inch, curse that brat!@n @GYou manage to dodge $n's slash and laugh, HA!@n @G$n's slash misses $N who laughs in sheer delight, HA!@n # # # @WCome on, what makes you think you can slash at a GOD?!@n @WYou barely register the puny creature before you...@n @WThe great $N seems to ignore $n's slashes.@n M 303 @R$N cries out in agony as you slash $S ribcage open!@n @RYour ribcage is slashed open by $n -- R.I.P.!@n @R$n nicely dissects $N's ribcage with a single slash!@n @GYou try to slash $N but miss by a mile.@n @G$n's slash misses you by a mile.@n @G$n's slash at $N misses $M by a mile.@n # # # @WIt's rude to try to slash a GOD, you know.@n @W$n tries to slash you -- how rude!@n @W$n tries to slash $N -- how rude!@n M 303 @RYour powerful slash cleanly cuts off $N's head, which rolls away with a look of horror on it.@n @RYou briefly feel the sensation of flight as $n slices your head cleanly off!@n @R$n cleanly slices off $N's head which rolls away with a look of horror on it!@n @G$N is cooled by the breeze of your missed slash at $M.@n @G$n cools you with the breeze of $s missed slash at you.@n @G$n cools $N with the breeze of $s missed slash.@n # # # @WYeah, right.@n @W$n tries to slash you... yeah, right.@n @W$n tries to slash $N... yeah, right.@n * Bite M 304 @RYou sink your teeth deep into $N's neck -- blood sprays everywhere!@n @R$n sinks $s teeth deep into your neck, tearing your jugular vein to bits!@n @R$n sinks $s teeth deep into $N's neck, tearing $S jugular vein to bits!@n @GYou snap your teeth at $N but miss him.@n @G$n snaps $s teeth at you fiercly but misses.@n @G$n fiercly snaps $s teeth at $N but misses the mark.@n # # # @WYou attempt to bite $N. Ouch! That hurt!@n @W$n tries to bite you, how funny.@n @W$n tries to bite $N - funny, huh?@n M 304 @RYou bite $N through $S ribcage and into $S heart -- $e falls to the ground in agony.@n @R$n bites you right through your ribcage and into your heart -- you fall to the ground writhing in agony...@n @R$n's powerful jaw bites through $N's ribcage into $S heart -- $E falls to the ground writhing in agony!@n @GYou try to bite $N but bite your tongue instead.@n @G$n tries to bite you but bites $s tongue instead!@n @G$n tries to bite $N but bites $s own tongue instead!@n # # # @WAren't you trying to bite off more than you can chew?@n @W$n snaps at you but realizes $e is biting off more than $e can chew.@n @W$n stupidly tries to bite off more than $e can chew by snapping at $N.@n * Bludgeon M 305 @RYou forcefully bludgeon $N whose head suddenly cracks open like a walnut!@n @R$n bludgeons your head which cracks open like a walnut!@n @R$n ruthlessly bludgeons $N whose head cracks open like a walnut!@n @GYou fruitlessly try to bludgeon $N.@n @GYou easily dodge $n's attempt to bludgeon you.@n @G$n tries to bludgeon $N who easily avoids the blow.@n # # # @WYour attempt to bludgeon $N fails, luckily for you $N has a good sense of humor!@n @WYour patience is tried when $n tries to clobber you.@n @W$N restrains $Mself from zapping $n when $e attempts to bludgeon the mighty one.@n M 305 @RYour relentless bludgeoning of $N finally results in $S broken neck!@n @R$n's relentless bludgeoning of you finally results in your broken neck!@n @R$n's relentless bludgeoning of $N finally results in $N's broken neck!@n @GYou try to bludgeon $N who simply laughs at you.@n @G$n tries to bludgeon you, but you avoid $m and laugh.@n @G$N laughs at $n's attempt to bludgeon $M.@n # # # @WYour attempt to bludgeon $N fails, luckily for you $N has a good sense of humor!@n @WYour patience is tried when $n tries to clobber you.@n @W$N restrains $Mself from zapping $n when $e attempts to bludgeon the mighty one.@n * Crush M 306 @RYou crush $N right out of existence!@n @R$n crushes you right out of existence!@n @R$n crushes $N right out of existence!@n @GYou try to crush $N who jumps out of the way!@n @G$n tries to crush you but you jump out of the way!@n @G$n tries to crush $N who jumps out of the way!@n # # # @WA pox on thee and thy pitiful crush on $N!@n @W$n seems to have a crush on you...@n @W$n seems to have a crush on $N...@n M 306 @RYou crush $N's entire body, making a terrible mess!@n @R$n crushes your entire body, making a terrible mess!@n @R$n crushes $N's entire body, making a terrible mess!@n @GYou hopelessly try to crush $N.@n @G$n hopelessly tries to crush you.@n @G$n hopelessly tries to crush $N.@n # # # @WA pox on thee and thy pitiful crush on $N!@n @W$n seems to have a crush on you...@n @W$n seems to have a crush on $N...@n * Pound M 307 @RYou pound $N right into the ground!@n @R$n pounds you six feet under.@n @R$n pounds $N mightily on the head, crushing $S entire body!@n @GYou pound at the air as $N nimbly steps out of the way!@n @GYou jump out of the way in a panic as $n pounds at you!@n @G$n looks perturbed as $s pound misses $N!@n # # # @WYou pound $N! And $E thanks you for it? *boggle*@n @W$n gives you a pound. Wonder what the exchange rate is...@n @W$n starts giving pounds to $N who begins to count the money.@n M 307 @RYou pound on $N with reckless abandon when you realize that $E is dead.@n @RWith $s reckless pounding attacks, you succomb to death.@n @R$N falls under $n's pounding blows, yet $n continues $s attack!@n @GYou hear the air whistle as you split the air with your pound!@n @G$n pounds in your direction, causing a whistling sound!@n @GWith a loud whistle through the air, $n misses $s pounding attack upon $N!@n # # # @WWho are you trying to kid?@n @WHmmm... I think you missed the joke that $n was trying to tell you.@n @W$N looks somewhat perplexed as $n tries to pound him!@n * Claw M 308 @RYou claw $N's face right off!@n @R$n claws your face right off!@n @R$n claws $N's face right off!@n @GYou try to claw at $N but miss!@n @G$n tries to claw at you but misses by a hair!@n @G$n tries to claw at $N, missing by a hair!@n # # # @WYou dummy! Not the claw, the claw!@n @W$n must be crazy - trying to claw at you!@n @W$n must be crazy - trying to claw at $N!@n M 308 @RYour razor-sharp claws rip $N wide open!@n @R$n's razor-sharp claws rip you wide open!@n @R$n's razor-sharp claws rip $N wide open!@n @GYou try to claw at $N but almost nick yourself instead!@n @G$n tries to claw at you but nearly nicks $mself instead!@n @G$n tries to claw at $N but nearly nicks $mself instead!@n # # # @WYou dummy! Not the claw, the claw!@n @W$n must be crazy - trying to claw at you!@n @W$n must be crazy - trying to claw at $N!@n * Maul M 309 @RYou maul $N across the chest and $E screams in pain as $E falls lifeless to the ground.@n @RAs $n mauls you in the chest, you feel a searing pain... then nothing.@n @RWith a brutal maul to the chest, $n slaughters $N!@n @GYou swing wildly with your maul, almost hitting yourself!@n @GPhew! $n missed you with $s wild maul!@n @G$n mauls at $N, missing wildly!@n # # # @WMauling a God? What would your poor mother think? Of course, you probably wouldn't hesitate to maul her too.@n @W$n tries to maul you, and as $e fails, looks quite horrified. How pleasant.@n @W$N laughs as $n tries to maul $M. How comical.@n * Thrash M 310 @RYou bring $N within the thrashing of $S life, and then thrash $M one last time, killing $M.@n @R$n thrashes you violently, and you die.@n @RWith a horrible thrashing, $N falls lifeless under $n's blows!@n @GYou miss your thrash against $N!@n @GWhat a stroke of luck, $n seems to have missed you with $s thrash!@n @G$n thrashes madly at $N, missing $M!@n # # # @WThrash a God? More likely that $N would thrash you, don't you think?@n @WWhat a fool, $n tried to thrash you. *sigh*@n @WLooking rather silly, $n tries to thrash at $N.@n * Pierce M 311 @RYou succesfully pierce $N and $S dead body falls to the ground in a lifeless heap.@n @R$n pierces you. You are no longer a living member of this world -- R.I.P.!@n @R$n pierces $N whose suddenly lifeless body falls to the ground!@n @GYou try to pierce $N but pierce the air instead!@n @G$n pierces holes in the air.@n @G$n tries to pierce air instead of fighting $N.@n # # # @WThe mighty $N begins to think you a nuisance!!!@n @WYour patience is almost gone when you stare back at $n.@n @WThe air is loaded when $N angrily wards off a piercing attack from $n.@n M 311 @RYou pierce $N's heart, you heartbreaker you...@n @R$n breaks your heart, goodbye cruel world...@n @R$n pierces the heart of $N who falls to the ground clutching at the wound!@n @GYou lunge at $N without managing to pierce $M.@n @G$n tries to pierce you but fails miserably.@n @G$n lunges at $N but can't pierce $M.@n # # # @WThe great $N sends you a piercing look, OOPS!@n @WYou return $n's pierce with a piercing look, hmmm...@n @W$N returns $n's pierce with a piercing look, hmmm...@n * Blast M 312 @RYou blast $N with all of your might, killing $M!@n @RWith $s powerful blast, $n tears your life from your body!@n @R$N falls lifeless as $n's blast rips $M apart!@n @GYou blast wildly, missing $N by a mere inch or two!@n @GYou skillfully avoid $n's wild blast!@n @G$n misses $N with $s wild blast! What luck $N seems to have!@n # # # @WAre you kidding? What do you expect your feeble blast to do to $N?@n @WHeh. $n tried to blast you. Good thing you have blastproof armour.@n @W$n looks afraid of the consequences as $e tries fruitlessly to blast $N.@n * Punch M 313 @RYou punch at $N causing $S face to collapse under the blow, blood everywhere. Doesn't look like $N will recover. Ever.@n @R$n's forceful punch causes you to see red, until you die shortly thereafter.@n @R$n punches $N right in the face! There is blood everywhere, and $N seems to be dead!@n @GYou miss $N with your haymaker!@n @G$n throws a haymaker at you which whistles by your ear!@n @G$n just misses $N with a strong punch!@n # # # @WPunch a God? May be smarter to punch a wall for a bit. You might do more damage to it.@n @WIs that a quiet whistling noise you hear as $n is swinging $s fist about?@n @W$n looks like $e would prefer to have punched a wall rather than trying to punch $N.@n * Stab M 314 @RYou stab $N through the heart! Instant death!@n @R$n drives a stab at you, it pierces your heart! RIP!@n @R$n stabs brutally at $N, killing him as $N is impaled by $n!@n @GYou stab at $N, missing!@n @G$n misses a particularily nasty stab in your direction!@n @G$n stabs at $N! $e misses!@n # # # @WYou stab at $N! Too bad $E's a god, huh?@n @W$n stabs at you! Lucky for you that you are immune to this kind of thing.@n @WYou watch in pity as $n stabs towards $N missing in the most futile way possible!@n M 314 @RYou stab forth towards $N, hitting $M in the abdomen causing a messy but mortal wound!@n @R$n stabs you in the stomach, and you watch your insides fall out as you die.@n @RMaking a mess of $N, $n kills $M with a stab to the midsection.@n @GYou stab at $N, barely missing $M!@n @G$n stabs at you, missing by a good mile or so!@n @G$N grins at $n as the stab sent by $n goes wide!@n # # # @WGods can't be stabbed, did noone ever teach you that? And $N just so happens to be one.@n @WIt sure is nice being a god isn't it... especially since $n can't hit you with $s stabs.@n @W$n stabs at $N only to discover $N's immunity to stabbing weapons.@n * Suffering M 399 # You feel wounded -- too wounded -- you die... $N lies suffering on the ground until no blood is left in $S body. # suffer miss victim - should never see. suffer miss room - should never see. # You lie on the ground suffering from your terrible wounds... $N lies helplessly on the ground and suffers... # Suffer god victim - should never see. Suffer god room - should never see. M 399 # You can only lie still as your last heartbeat ebbs... $N suffers from bloodlack, and the lack of a beating heart... # suffer miss victim - should never see. suffer miss room - should never see. # You lie on the ground suffering from bleeding wounds... $N lies immobile on the ground, suffering... # Suffer god victim -- should never see. Suffer god room -- should never see. * Poison M 33 # Poison burns intensely in your veins... you shiver... you die. $N has a few cramps and dies, suffering. # suffer miss victim - should never see. suffer miss room - should never see. # You feel burning poison in your blood, and suffer. $N looks really sick and shivers uncomfortably. # You have become poisoned somehow. $N has somehow become poisioned. *************************************************************************** * NPC Attacks * *************************************************************************** * Fire Breath M 202 $N is killed by fire breath. You are burned to ash, as $n breathes on you. $n makes $N to ash. $N is missed by fire breath. $n breathes fire at you, but you avoids it. $N avoids $n's firebreath. $N is hit by fire breath. $n burns you. $N is partly made ash, as $n breaths fire. $N, being immortal, is just warmed. $n warms you. $n warms $N. * Gas Breath M 203 $N is killed by gas breath. You die from the gas $n breathes on you. $n kills $N with a gas breath. $N is missed by gas breath. $n breathes gas at you, but it has no effect. $N avoids $n's gas. $N is hit by gas breath. $n gasses you. $N is gassed by $n. $N is immortal, so can't be gassed. $n wants to gas you, but can't. $n tries to gas $N, but can't. * Frost Breath M 204 $N is killed by frost breath. You are frozen to ice, as $n breathes on you. $n makes $N to ice. $N is missed by frost breath. $n breathes frost at you, but you avoid it. $N avoids $n's frost breath. $N is hit by frost breath. $n freezes you with $s breath. $N is partly made ice, as $n breathes frost. $N is immortal, and thus avoids your frost breath. $n supplies you with air conditioning. $n supplies $N with air conditioning. * Acid Breath M 205 $N is killed by your acid breath. You are corroded to nothing, as $n breathes on you. $n corrodes $N to nothing. $N is missed by acid. $n breathes acid at you, but you avoids it. $N avoids $n's acidbreath. $N is hit by acid. $n corrodes you. $N is corroded as $n breaths acid. $N is immortal, and thus is immune to acid. $n helps you clean your hands with a little acid. $n helps $N cleaning. * Lightning Breath M 206 $N is killed by your lightning breath. You are killed by $n's lightning breath. $n killes $N with a lightning breath. $N is missed by your lightning breath. $n breathes lightning at you, but you avoids it. $N avoids $n's lightning breath. $N is hit by your lightning breath. $n hits you with a lightning breath. $N is hit by $n's lightning breath. $N is immortal and immune to lightning breath. $n tries to breath lightning upon you. $n tries to breath lightning upon $N. $