25 gulp, gulp, gulp *takes big drink* Bartender! pour me another! hik! I am thirsty... pass the bottle *takes a shot* I need another cool one this bud's for me! *gulp* I can drink @number.w six packs! All American beer sucks (execept Shiner Bock)! aye... I'll drink any man under the table! *reaches for another beer* *burp* I need some more @liquid.w. somebody pour me a big glass of @liquid.w. anyone ever try a @liquid.w? I love beer! I love @liquid.w! I took @number.w shots of @liquid.w once! itth myth speetthch slurrererrred???? I think beer is iampring mi tipppin abillty?!? someone get me beer! beer is awesome! man can not live by beer alone!