(stalk (pattern "<indirect:any-living>") (pattern "<string>") (pattern "<string> <indirect:any-living>") (pattern "<indirect:any-living> <string>") (single (no-arguments (self "You get the impression someone's stalking you.") (rest "$mcname$ feel$s$ stalked.") ) ) (targeted (no-arguments (self "You stalk $hcname$.") (target "$mcname$ stalk$s$ you.") (rest "$mcname$ stalk$s$ $hcname$.") ) (arguments (arguments slowly, silently, closely, tenderly, lovingly, lovingly, like a crotch sniffing labrador, from a distance, carefully, demandingly, continuously, longingly, like Taffyd, whilst going through your trash, back, boringly, with a gang of penguins, absentmindedly, wearing rubber, in an igloo, to the toilet, in the shower, slowly, suspiciously, like a deranged guilds creator who's got no marbles left, calmly,#) (self "You stalk $hcname$ $arg$.") (target "$mcname$ stalk$s$ you $arg$.") (rest "$mcname$ stalk$s$ $hcname$ $arg$.") )s ) )