* Note: all lines between records which start with '*' are comments and
* are ignored.  Comments can only be between records, not within them.
*
* This file is where the damage messages go for offensive spells, and
* skills such as kick and backstab.  Also, starting with Circle 3.0, these
* messages are used for failed spells, and weapon messages for misses and
* death blows.
*
* All records must start with 'M' in the first column (for 'Message').
* The next line must contain the damage number (defined in spells.h),
* then the messages (one per line):
*   Death Message (damager, damagee, onlookers)
*   Miss Message (damager, damagee, onlookers)
*   Hit message (damager, damagee, onlookers)
*   God message (damager, damagee, onlookers)
*
* All messages must be contained in one line.  They will be sent through
* act(), meaning that all standard act() codes apply, and each message will
* automatically be wrapped to 79 columns when they are printed.  '#' can
* be substituted for a message if none should be printed.  Note however
* that, unlike the socials file, all twelve lines must be present for each
* record, regardless of any '#' fields which may be contained in it.

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*                           Offensive Spells                              *
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* Empty, still haven't figured out why it screws up the first read *shrug* 
M
 1 
Nothing happens.
Nothing happens.
Nothing happens.
Nothing happens.
Nothing happens.
Nothing happens.
Nothing happens.
Nothing happens.
Nothing happens.
Nothing happens.
Nothing happens.
Nothing happens.

M
 2
Nothing happens.
Nothing happens.
Nothing happens.
Nothing happens.
Nothing happens.
Nothing happens.
Nothing happens.
Nothing happens.
Nothing happens.
Nothing happens.
Nothing happens.
Nothing happens.

* Hellblast
M
 20
$N is turned into a pile of ashes by your mighty Hellblast!
You are turned to ashes by the fires from $n's Hellblast!
$N is turned to ashes by the fires of $n's Hellblast!
Your hellblast narrowly misses $N.
You move out of the way in time to escape $n's hellblast.
#
$N screams in pain as $E gets burned by your hellblast!
You scream in pain as you are burned by $n's hellblast!
$N screams in pain as $E gets burned by $n's hellblast!
$N smirks and counters your hellblast with a hellfreeze!
You smirk as you counter $n's hellblast with a hellfreeze!
$N smirks as $E counters $n's hellblast with a hellfreeze!

* Manaball
M
 24
$N's head bursts open as your manaball hits with full force!
You feel your head burst open as $n's manaball hits you!
$N's head burts open as $n's manaball hits $M with full force!
The air shimmers around $N, but nothing happens.
The air shimmers from $n's manaball, but nothing happens.
#
You watch $N's life grow dimmer as your manaball hits $M.
Your life ebbs as $n's manaball hits you without mercy!
$N staggers as $n's manaball hits $M with full force!
$N sneezes and blows your manaball to bits!
You sneeze and blow $n's manaball to bits.
$N sneezes and blows $n's manaball to bits!

* Manablast
M
 25
$N's head explodes as your manablast snuffs $S life out!
Your head explodes with the incredible force of $n's manablast!
$N's head explodes from $n's manablast!  Gross!
Your manablast doesn't seem to affect $N at all.
$n's manablast just wasn't big enough to affect you!
#
Blood drips from $N's nose and ears as your manablast hits $M.
Your head aches terribly as $n's manablast hits you!
$n's manablast causes $N to grasp $S head in pain!
$N smirks at your feeble attempt to manablast $M!
You smirk at $n's feeble attempt to manablast you.
$N smirks at $n's feeble attempt to manablast $M!

* Mana bolt
M
 26
$N collapses dead as your mana bolt scrambles $S brains!
$n turns your brains into mush as $s mana bolt hits you right in the head!
$N collapses, bleeding from $S nose and ears after $n's mana bolt hits $M!
Your mana bolt passes right through $N with no effect.
$n's mana bolt passes right through you without harming you at all.
$n's shoots a mana bolt at $N which only passes right through $M.
$N holds $S head in agony as your mana bolt strikes $M.
Your head aches horribly as $n's mana bolt hits you!
$N holds $S head in agony as $n's mana bolt hits $M!
Your mana bolt runs the other way after it sees the mighty $N!
$n's mana bolt runs the other way after you look at with menace!
$n's mana bolt flies off the opposite way after $N looks at it with menace!

* Mana cloud
M
 27
Your mana cloud causes a storm in $N's head that kills $M!
$n's mana cloud causes your mind to disolve!
$n's mana cloud causes $N to froth at the mouth until $E falls down dead!
Your mana cloud passes over $N leaving $M unharmed.
$n's mana cloud passes over you leaving you unharmed.
#
$N starts bleeding from $S mouth as your mana cloud hits $M.
Your head hurts and you begin bleeding from the mouth as $n's mana cloud hits you.
$N starts bleeding from $S mouth as $n's mana cloud hits $M.
Your mana provides a nice bit of shade for $N!
Isn't that nice, $n created a mana cloud to shade you!
$N smiles as $n's mana cloud shades $M!

* Mana dart
M
 28
Your mana dart strikes $N right in the heart, causing $M to lose $S life!
$n's mana dart hits you directly in your heart resulting in a cardiac arrest!
$n's mana dart hits $N right in the heart and kills $M!
Your mana dart doesn't even phase $N.
$n's mana dart doesn't even phase you.
$n's mana dart doesn't appear to phase $N.
$N shudders under the power of your mana dart!
You feel part of your life force fade as $n's mana dart hits you!
$N shudders as $n's mana dart hits $M!
$N doesn't look impressed with your silly mana dart!
You look at $n unimpressed after $e casts a mana dart toward you!
$N doesn't look impressed by $n's attack with a mana dart!

* Mana missile
M
 29
You mana missile causes $N's head to split open from the force!
You die as your head splits open from the force of $n's mana missile!
$N dies as $S head splits open from the force of $n's mana missile!
Your mana missile fades before it can harm $N.
$n's mana missile fades away before it has a chance to harm you.
$n's mana missile fades away before it hits $N.
$N sways uncertainly as your mana missile hits $M.
You almost collapse in pain as $n's mana missile strikes you!
$N sways uncertainly as $n's mana missile strikes $M.
$N snickers at your attempt to launch a mana missile at $M!
You snicker as $n attempts to launch a mana missile at you!
$N snickers at $n who attempts to launch a mana missile at $M!

* Powerball
M
 32
$N splits open and dies from the force of your powerball!
You feel yourself ripping apart under the force of $n's powerball!
The force of $n's powerball splits open $N, killing $M!
$N seems unaffected by your powerball.
$n's powerball misses you completely.
#
$N screams in pain as your powerball knocks $M back!
You scream out in pain as $n's powerball knocks you back!
$N screams in pain as $n's powerball knocks $M back!
$N points at you and laughs at your weak powerball!
You point at $n and laugh at $s weak powerball!
$N points at $n and laughs at $s weak powerball!

* Powerblast
M
 33
$N explodes as the force from your powerblast hits $M!
You feel yourself begin to rip apart as $n's powerblast hits you!
$N explodes as $n's powerblast hits $M! Yuck!
$N seems quite unaffected by your powerblast.
$n throws a powerblast your way, but you seem unaffected.
#
$N yells in agony as your powerblast hits $M!
You yell in agony as $n's powerblast stikes you!
$N yells in agony as $n's powerblast hits $M!
$N sighs loudly and destroys your powerblast with a flick of $S finger.
You sigh and flick your finger, destroying $n's powerblast.
$N sighs loudly and then flicks $S finger destroying $n's powerblast.

* Power bolt
M
 34
$N explodes into pieces as your power bolt hits $M with incredible force!
You feel yourself begin to explode into pieces as $n's power bolt strikes you!
$n's power bolt causes $N to explode into pieces!
$N absorbs your power bolt without a flinch.
You absorb $n's power bolt without even flinching!
$n's power bolt hits $N, but is absorbed without damage.
$N cries out as your power bolt strikes $M!
You cry out from terrible pain as $n's power bolt strikes you!
$N cries out from pain as $n's power bolt strikes $M!
$N snickers as your power bolt hits $M!
You snicker as $n's power bolt tickles you!
$N snickers as $n's power bolt tickles $M!

* Power cloud
M
 35
$N's chest splits open as $E dies in horrible agony from your power cloud!
Your chest aches then splits open as you die in agony from $n's power cloud!
$N's chest splits open as $E dies in horrible agony from $n's power cloud! 
$N seems unscathed from your power cloud.
$n's power cloud leaves you unscathed.
#
$N clutches $S chest in pain as your power cloud hits $M!
Your chest aches and you clutch it in pain as $n's power cloud hits you!
$N clutches $S chest in pain as $n's power cloud hits $M!
$N looks at you quizzically as you throw a power cloud in $S direction.
You look at $n quizzically wondering if you can get $s power cloud to rain.
$n casts a power cloud toward $N who responds with a quizzical look.

* Power Dart
M
 36
Your power dart manages to knock a hole right through $N, killing $M!
$n's power dart pierces a hole right through you!
$n's power dart knocks a hole through $N, killing $M!
Your power dart goes astray, never reaching its target.
$n's power dart heads directly toward you but then goes astray.
$n's power dart heads toward $N, but goes astray for some reason.
Bullseye! Your power dart hits $N right in the stomach!
You bend over in pain as $n's power dart hits you in the stomach!
$N bends over in pain as $n's power dart hits $M in the stomach!
$N pulls out a bat and knocks your power dart to the ground!
You pull out a bat and knock $n's power dart to the ground!
$N pulls out a bat and knocks $n's power dart to the ground!

* Power Missile
M
 37
Your power missile rips open $N's stomach who dies as $S guts pour out!
$n's power missile rips open your stomach causing your guts to pour out!
$n's power missile rips open $N's stomach, causing $S guts to pour out!
Your power missile fizzles as it reaches $N.
$n's power missile fizzles as it hits you.
$n's power missile fizzles as it hits $N.
$N almost collapses as your power missile strikes $M.
You feel your muscles ripping as $n's power missile strikes you!
$N almost collapses as $n's power missile strikes $M!
$N grins as your power missile fails to harm $M!
You grin with satisfaction as $n's power missile fails to harm you.
$N grins at $n whose power missile evaporates. 

* Stunball
M
 43
Unable to handle the force of your stunball, $N dies while unconscious!
After falling unconscious, you drift off to death from $n's stunball!
$n manages to kill $N with $s powerful stunball!
Your stunball completely misses $N.
$n's stunball completely misses you.
#
$N takes a direct hit from your powerful stunball!
You feel more fatigued as $n's stunball hits you!
$N takes a direct hit from $n's stunball!
You only manage to annoy $N with your stunball!
You get a bit annoyed as $n casts a stunball at you.
$N looks annoyed as $n casts a stunball at $M.

* Stunblast
M
 44
Blood trickles from $N's nose as $E goes lifeless from your stunblast!
After falling unconscious, $n's stunblast sends you to your grave!
Blood trickles from $N's nose as $E goes lifeless from $n's stunblast!
You stunblast doesn't seem to harm $N at all.
You resist $n's stunblast with no problems.
#
$N begins to faint from the power of your stunblast!
You begin to faint from the power of $n's stunblast!
$N begins to faint from the power of $n's stunblast!
$N doesn't even yawn after you cast a full force stunblast!
You don't even yawn after $n casts a full force stunblast in your area.
$N doesn't even yawn after $n casts a full force stunblast!

* Stun bolt
M
 45
Your stun bolt sends $N into convulsions, who then dies!
$n's stun bolt sends you into convulsions right before you die!
$n's stun bolt sends $N into convulsions right before $E dies!
Your stun bolt veers off before it harms $N.
$n's stun bolt veers off before it has a chance to harm you.
$n's stun bolt veers off before it can harm $N.
$N staggers under the force of your stun bolt!
You stagger under the force of $n's stun bolt!
$N staggers under the force of $n's stun bolt!
$N laughs at your attempt to stun bolt $M!
You laugh at $n's attempt to stun bolt you!
$n laughs at $n's attempt to stun bolt $M!

* Stun cloud
M
 46
Your stun cloud sends $N beyond the realm of sleep, to the realm of the dead!
$n's stun cloud sends you drifting from sleep to death!
$n's stun cloud sends $N drifting from sleep to death!
Your stun cloud dissipates before it reaches $N.
$n's stun cloud dissipates before it reaches you.
#
Your stun cloud causes $N to almost collapse.
$n's stun cloud almost causes you to collapse unconscious!
$n's stun cloud causes $N to begin to collapse.
$N draws a smiley face in your stun cloud with $S finger!
You draw a smiley face in $n's stun cloud with your finger.
$N draws a smiley face in $n's stun cloud with $S finger!

* Stun missile
M
 47
Your stun missile not only knocks $N unconscious, but kills $M too!
$n's stun missile not only knocks you unconscious, but kills you too!
$n's stun missile not only knocks $N unconscious, but kills $M too!
$N seems completely unaffected by your stun missile.
You are completely unaffected by $n's stun missile.
$N seems completely unaffected by $n's stun missile.
$N's mental condition grows weaker as $E is hit by your stun missile!
Your mental condition grows weaker as $n's stun missile hits you!
$n's mental condition grows weaker as $n's stun missile hits $M!
$N giggles at your attempt to use a stun missile on $M!
You giggle at $n's attempt to use a stun missile on you!
$N giggles at $n's attempt to use a stun missile on $M!

* Stun touch
M
 48
Your stun touch seems to do more than stun, as it just killed $N!
$n uses a stun touch on you but also manages to kill you!
$n's stun touch does more than stun $N, it kills $M!
You touch $N but nothing happens.
$n tries to stun touch you, but nothing happens.
$n attempts to stun touch $N, but nothing happens.
$N seems less alert as you grab hold of $M!
You feel less alert as $n grabs hold of you!
$N seems less alert after $n grabs hold of $M!
Your hands are burned as you try to touch $N!
You burn $n's hands as $e tries to stun touch you!
$n withdraws $s stun touch from $N, as if burned!

* Power shaft
M
 50
$N explodes into pieces as your power shaft hits $M with incredible force!
You feel yourself begin to explode into pieces as $n's power shaft strikes you!
$n's power shaft causes $N to explode into pieces!
$N absorbs your power shaft without a flinch.
You absorb $n's power shaft without even flinching!
$n's power shaft hits $N, but is absorbed without damage.
$N cries out as your power shaft strikes $M!
You cry out from terrible pain as $n's power shaft strikes you!
$N cries out from pain as $n's power shaft strikes $M!
$N snickers as your power shaft hits $M!
You snicker as $n's power shaft tickles you!
$N snickers as $n's power shaft tickles $M!

* Power burst
M
 51
$N explodes as the force from your power burst hits $M!
You feel yourself begin to rip apart as $n's power burst hits you!
$N explodes as $n's power burst hits $M! Yuck!
$N seems quite unaffected by your power burst.
$n throws a power burst your way, but you seem unaffected.
#
$N yells in agony as your power burst hits $M!
You yell in agony as $n's power burst stikes you!
$N yells in agony as $n's power burst hits $M!
$N sighs loudly and destroys your power burst with a flick of $S finger.
You sigh and flick your finger, destroying $n's power burst.
$N sighs loudly and then flicks $S finger destroying $n's power burst.

* Mana shaft
M
 52
$N collapses dead as your mana shaft scrambles $S brains!
$n turns your brains into mush as $s mana shaft hits you right in the head!
$N collapses, bleeding from $S nose and ears after $n's mana shaft hits $M!
Your mana shaft passes right through $N with no effect.
$n's mana shaft passes right through you without harming you at all.
$n's shoots a mana shaft at $N which only passes right through $M.
$N holds $S head in agony as your mana shaft strikes $M.
Your head aches horribly as $n's mana shaft hits you!
$N holds $S head in agony as $n's mana shaft hits $M!
Your mana shaft runs the other way after it sees the mighty $N!
$n's mana shaft runs the other way after you look at with menace!
$n's mana shaft flies off the opposite way after $N looks at it with menace!

* Mana burst
M
 53
$N's head explodes as your mana burst snuffs $S life out!
Your head explodes with the incredible force of $n's mana burst!
$N's head explodes from $n's mana burst!  Gross!
Your mana burst doesn't seem to affect $N at all.
$n's mana burst just wasn't big enough to affect you!
#
Blood drips from $N's nose and ears as your mana burst hits $M.
Your head aches terribly as $n's mana burst hits you!
$n's mana burst causes $N to grasp $S head in pain!
$N smirks at your feeble attempt to mana burst $M!
You smirk at $n's feeble attempt to mana burst you.
$N smirks at $n's feeble attempt to mana burst $M!

* Stun shaft
M
 54
Your stun shaft sends $N into convulsions, who then dies!
$n's stun shaft sends you into convulsions right before you die!
$n's stun shaft sends $N into convulsions right before $E dies!
Your stun shaft veers off before it harms $N.
$n's stun shaft veers off before it has a chance to harm you.
$n's stun shaft veers off before it can harm $N.
$N staggers under the force of your stun shaft!
You stagger under the force of $n's stun shaft!
$N staggers under the force of $n's stun shaft!
$N laughs at your attempt to stun shaft $M!
You laugh at $n's attempt to stun shaft you!
$n laughs at $n's attempt to stun shaft $M!

* Stun Burst
M
 55
Blood trickles from $N's nose as $E goes lifeless from your stun burst!
After falling unconscious, $n's stun burst sends you to your grave!
Blood trickles from $N's nose as $E goes lifeless from $n's stun burst!
You stun burst doesn't seem to harm $N at all.
You resist $n's stun burst with no problems.
#
$N begins to faint from the power of your stun burst!
You begin to faint from the power of $n's stun burst!
$N begins to faint from the power of $n's stun burst!
$N doesn't even yawn after you cast a full force stun burst!
You don't even yawn after $n casts a full force stun burst in your area.
$N doesn't even yawn after $n casts a full force stun burst!

* stun dart
M
 56
Your stun dart not only knocks $N unconscious, but kills $M too!
$n's stun dart not only knocks you unconscious, but kills you too!
$n's stun dart not only knocks $N unconscious, but kills $M too!
$N seems completely unaffected by your stun dart.
You are completely unaffected by $n's stun dart.
$N seems completely unaffected by $n's stun dart.
$N's mental condition grows weaker as $E is hit by your stun dart!
Your mental condition grows weaker as $n's stun dart hits you!
$n's mental condition grows weaker as $n's stun dart hits $M!
$N giggles at your attempt to use a stun dart on $M!
You giggle at $n's attempt to use a stun dart on you!
$N giggles at $n's attempt to use a stun dart on $M!

* Elementball
M
 90
Your ball turns $N into a corpse!
Your skin seems to burst as $n grins evilly...
The force of $n's elementball turns $N into a charred corpse!
Your elementball blooms a few feet before $N who claps $S hands in wonder.
$n aims an elementball at you, but it fails to materialize.
#
You throw an elementball at $N and have the satisfaction of seeing $M enveloped in pain!
You are enveloped in pain from an elementball sent by $n -- OUCH!!
$n smirks as $s elementball explodes into the face of $N!
How shameful to throw elementballs at a GOD!!!
You choose to ignore $n's shameful attempt to harm you.
$n's elementball is tactfully ignored by $N.

* Element Bolt 
M
 91
$N collapses as you kill $M with a bolt straight through $S chest!
You collapse to the ground as $n's bolt burns away your last bit of life!
$n's bolt hits $N straight in the chest, burning away $S last bit of life!
Your bolt burns away before it can hit $N.
$n's bolt burns away before it has a chance to hit you!
$n's bolt burns away before it even hits $N!
You hit $N with your bolt, causing $M to wince in pain!
You wince in pain as $n's bolt hits you straight on!
$n's bolt hits $N who winces in pain!
You waste your energy as your bolt fizzles in front of $N!
How amusing -- $n tried to hit you with a bolt!
$N's eyes twinkle with laughter as $n tries to hit $M with a bolt.

* Element Cloud
M
 92
Your cloud hits $N with full force, causing an immediate death!
As you burst into oblivion, $n grins evilly...
The force of a cloud from $n turns $N into a disfigured corpse!
Your cloud blooms few feet before $N who claps $S hands in wonder.
$n aims a cloud at you but it evaporates before reaching you.
#
You throw a cloud at $N and have the satisfaction of seeing $M scream in pain!
You are enveloped in pain from a cloud sent by $n -- OUCH!!
$n smirks as $s cloud explodes into the face of $N!
How shameful to throw clouds at a GOD!!!
You choose to ignore $n's shameful attempt to envelop you in a cloud.
$n's cloud is tactfully ignored by $N.

* Element Dart
M
 93
Your dart ignites $N, stealing away $S life!
$n's dart sears a hole through your chest, straight through your heart!
$n's dart crashes into $N, stealing away $S life!
Your dart is extinguished before it has a chance to harm $N.
$n's dart extinguishes before it can harm you.
$n's dart extinguishes before it can harm $N.
$N struggles to extinguish the %s from your dart!
$n's dart hits you!
$N struggles to extinguish the %s from $n's dart!
As $N sighs, your dart goes out.
You %s and extinguish $n's silly dart.
$N sighs, extinguishing $n's dart!

* Element Missile
M
 94
Your missile transforms $N into a lifeless corpse!
You are cleanly dissolved by $n's %s missile!
$n's missile transforms $N into a lifeless corpse!
Your missile whizzes right by $N.
$n's missile whizzes right by you.
$n's missile flies right past $n.
Your missile hits $N right on $S forehead!
$n's missile hits you right on your forehead!
$n's missile hits $N on $S forehead!
$N winks away your missile!
You wink away $n's missile!
$N winks away $n's missile!

* Poison
M
 98
#
Poison burns intensely in your veins.. you shiver.. you die.
$N has a few cramps and dies, suffering.
poison miss char - should never see.
poison miss victim - should never see.
poison miss room - should never see.
#
You feel burning poison in your blood, and suffer.
$N looks really sick and shivers uncomfortably.
#
You have become poisoned somehow.
$N has somehow become poisioned.

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* Backstab
M
 131
$N makes a strange sound but is suddenly very silent as you place $p in $S back.
Suddenly $n stabs you in the back, R.I.P....
$n places $p in the back of $N, resulting in some strange noises, a lot of blood, and a corpse.
$N quickly avoids your backstab and you nearly cut your own finger!
$n tries to backstab you, but you avoid $m!
$n tries to backstab $N but nearly cuts $s own finger!
$N makes a strange sound as you place $p in $S back!
Suddenly $n stabs you in the back!
$n places $p in the back of $N, resulting in some strange noises and some blood!
$N sends you a look that makes you forget all about backstabbing.
$n tries to backstab you, but changes $s mind.
$n tries to backstab $N, but changes $s mind.

* Bash
M
 132
$N doesn't recover from your bash! -- $E is dead.
As $n bashes at you, you give up living and die...
$N dies after $n has bashed $M!
As $N avoids your bash, you topple over and fall to the ground!
You dodge a bash from $n who loses $s balance and falls!
$N avoids being bashed by $n who loses $s balance and falls!
Your bash at $N sends $M sprawling!
$n sends you sprawling with a powerful bash!
$n sends $N sprawling with a powerful bash!
Your effort to bash $N sends YOU sprawling on the ground.
$n fruitlessly tries to bash you and is sent sprawling.
$n dares a bash at $N and is sent sprawling without touching $M.

* Kick
M
 134
Your kick at $N's kidneys made $M die.
$n kills you by kicking your kidneys in!
$N dies from $n's last kick in $S kidneys!
Your beautiful full-circle kick misses $N by a mile.
$n makes a nice balletstep which plants $s foot a mile above your head.
$n makes a nice balletstep which plants $s foot a mile above $N's head.
Your boots need polishing again -- blood all over them...
$n wipes $s boots in your face!
$n wipes $s boots in the face of $N!
$N makes you kick at a huge stone appearing from nowhere -- OUCH!
You make $n kick a huge stone appearing from nowhere -- *giggle*
$n starts kicking a huge stone which suddenly appears.
M
 134
Your kick at $N's face splits $S head open -- yummy!
$n aims a kick at your face which splits your head in two!
$n neatly kicks $N's head into pieces -- YUMMY!
You miss your kick at $N's groin, much to $S relief...
$n misses a kick at your groin, you breathe lighter now...
$n misses a kick at $N's groin, much to $N's relief...
Your kick hits $N in the solar plexus!
You're hit in solar plexus, wow, this is breathtaking!!
$n kicks $N in solar plexus, $N is rendered breathless!
You attempt to kick $N but lose your balance and fall face down in some mud that has suddenly appeared.
When $n tries to kick you, you quickly make him fall in some mud you have created.
$n falls face down in some mud created by $N.

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* Hit
M
 300
You punch $N's head with a blow that crushes $S skull!
$n punches your head with a blow that crushes your skull!
$n punches $N's head so hard that $S skull cracks open!
You swing your fist at $N, but miss $M!
You barely avoid $n's fist as $e takes a swing at you!
$N barely avoids a blow from $n!
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Your fist flops as your body refuses to fight the mighty $N.
$n seems to be having trouble getting $s body to fight you!!
$n's body rebels against $m when $e tries to punch $N.
M
 300
You punch $N in $S kidneys resulting in $S immediate death!
You recieve a punch in your kidneys which ends your worldly misery -- R.I.P.!
$n punches $N in the kidneys causing immediate death!
You wildly punch at the air, missing $N.
$n misses a wild punch at you.
$n practices shadow-boxing while $N takes a break.
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Instead of letting you punch $M, $N forces you to play Punch and Judy!!!
You convince $n of playing Punch and Judy instead of punching you.
$N convinces $n that no punching is necessary.
M
 300
You hit $N with such force that $S neck snaps in two!
$n hits you with such force that your neck snaps in two!
$N's neck is snapped in two by a powerful blow from $n!
You try to hit $N who easily avoids the blow.
$n tries to hit you but you easily avoid the blow.
$n tries to hit $N who easily avoids the blow.
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You try to hit $N but hit yourself instead!
$n tries to hit you but you hits $mself instead!
$n tries to hit $N but hits $mself instead!
M
 300
You hit $N with a blow that breaks $S spine!
$n hits you with a blow that breaks your spine!
$n hits $N with a blow that breaks $S spine!
$N ducks under your fist as you try to hit $M.
You duck under $n's fist as $e takes a swing at you.
$N ducks under $n's fist as $e takes a swing at $M.
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It's not polite to swing at a GOD!!
$n tries to take a swing at you -- how pathetic!
$n pathetically tries to take a swing at $N - ha!


* Whip
M
 302
You whip $N's head right off of $S body!
$n whips your head right off of your body!
$n whips $N's head right off of $S body!
You crack your whip at $N but it hits you in the face!
$n cracks $s whip at you and it hits $m in the face!
$n cracks $s whip at $N but only hits $mself in the face!
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You'd better stop before $N whips your butt.
Pathetic little $n is trying to whip you.. how cute.
$n tries to whip $N - isn't he cute?
M
 302
Your dextrous whip messily tears $N's torso right off!
$n's whip messily tears you right in half!
With an evil grin, $n messily whips $N in half!
You try to whip $N but whip the ground instead!
$n tries to whip you but whips the ground instead!
$n tries to whip $N but whips the ground instead!
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Don't try to whip $N.
$n is trying to whip you.  Yawn.
$n tries to whip $N - yawn.


* Slash
M
 303
You beautifully slash $N into two parts -- both dead.
Your upper body is disconnected from your legs as $n slashes at you -- R.I.P.!
$N is slashed in two by a masterful stroke of $n!
Your desperate slash at $N is easily avoided by $M.
You easily avoid a slash from $n.
$N nimbly avoids $n's slash.
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Your cunning slash at $N is fruitless.
You nimbly stop a slash from $n.
$N stops a cunning slash from $n who looks disappointed.
M
 303
Your slash at $N results in a pool of blood and $S immediate death!
Blood spurts all over as $n slashes at you.  You die...
$n slashes at $N who colors everything red with blood from $S lethal wound.
You miss $N by an inch, curse that brat!
You manage to dodge $n's slash and laugh, HA!
$n's slash misses $N who laughs in sheer delight, HA!
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Come on, what makes you think you can slash at a GOD?!
You barely register the puny creature before you...
The great $N seems to ignore $n's slashes.
M
 303
$N cries out in agony as you slash $S ribcage open!
Your ribcage is slashed open by $n -- R.I.P.!
$n nicely dissects $N's ribcage with a single slash!
You try to slash $N but miss by a mile.
$n's slash misses you by mile.
$n's slash at $N misses $M by a mile.
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It's rude to try to slash a GOD, you know.
$n tries to slash you -- how rude!
$n tries to slash $N -- how rude!
M
 303
Your powerful slash cleanly cuts off $N's head, which rolls away with a look of horror on it.
You briefly feel the sensation of flight as $n slices your head cleanly off!
$n cleanly slices off $N's head which rolls away with a look of horror on it!
$N is cooled by the breeze of your missed slash at $M.
$n cools you with the breeze of $s missed slash at you.
$n cools $N with the breeze of $s missed slash.
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Yeah, right.
$n tries to slash you.. yeah, right.
$n tries to slash $N.. yeah, right.

* Bite
M
 304
You sink your teeth deep into $N's neck -- blood sprays everywhere!
$n sinks $s teeth deep into your neck, tearing your jugular vein to bits!
$n sinks $s teeth deep into $N's neck, tearing $S jugular vein to bits!
You snap your teeth at $N but miss him.
$n snaps $s teeth at you fiercly but misses.
$n fiercly snaps $s teeth at $N but misses the mark.
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How dare you try to bite a GOD!!!
$n tries to bite you, how funny.
$n tries to bite $N - funny, huh?
M
 304
You bite $N through $S ribcage and into $S heart -- $e falls to the ground in agony.
$n bites you right your ribcage and into your heart -- you fall to the ground writhing in agony...
$n's powerful jaw bites through $N's ribcage into $S heart -- $E falls to the ground writhing in agony!
You try to bite $N but bite your tongue instead.
$n tries to bite you but bites $s tongue instead!
$n tries to bite $N but bites $s own tongue instead!
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Aren't you trying to bite off more than you can chew?
$n snaps at you but realizes $e is biting off more than $e can chew.
$n stupidly tries to bite off more than $e can chew by snapping at $N.

* Bludgeon
M
 305
You forcefully bludgeon $N whose head suddenly cracks open like a walnut!
$n bludgeons your head which cracks open like a walnut!
$n ruthlessly bludgeons $N whose head cracks open like a walnut!
You fruitlessly try to bludgeon $N.
You easily dodge $n's attempt to bludgeon you.
$n tries to bludgeon $N who easily avoids the blow.
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Your attempt to bludgeon $N fails, luckily for you $N has a good sense of humor!
Your patience is tried when $n tries to clobber you.
$N restrains $Mself from zapping $n when $e attempts to bludgeon the mighty one.
M
 305
Your relentless bludgeoning of $N finally results in $S broken neck!
$n's relentless bludgeoning of you finally results in your broken neck!
$n's relentless bludgeoning of $N finally results in $N's broken neck!
You try to bludgeon $N who simply laughs at you.
$n tries to bludgeon you, but you avoid $m and laugh.
$N laughs at $n's attempt to bludgeon $M.
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Your attempt to bludgeon $N fails, luckily for you $N has a good sense of humor!
Your patience is tried when $n tries to clobber you.
$N restrains $Mself from zapping $n when $e attempts to bludgeon the mighty one.

* Crush
M
 306
You crush $N right out of existence!
$n crushes you right out of existence!
$n crushes $N right out of existence!
You try to crush $N who jumps out of the way!
$n tries to crush you but you jump out of the way!
$n tries to crush $N who jumps out of the way!
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A pox on thee and thy pitiful crush on $N!
$n seems to have a crush on you...
$n seems to have a crush on $N...
M
 306
You crush $N's entire body, making a terrible mess!
$n crushes your entire body, making a terrible mess!
$n crushes $N's entire body, making a terrible mess!
You hopelessly try to crush $N.
$n hopelessly tries to crush you.
$n hopelessly tries to crush $N.
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A pox on thee and thy pitiful crush on $N!
$n seems to have a crush on you...
$n seems to have a crush on $N...

* Claw
M
 308
You claw $N's face right off!
$n claws your face right off!
$n claws $N's face right off!
You try to claw at $N but miss!
$n tries to claw at you but misses by a hair!
$n tries to claw at $N, missing by a hair!
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You dummy!  Not the claw, the claw!
$n must be crazy - trying to claw at you!
$n must be crazy - trying to claw at $N!
M
 308
Your razor-sharp claws rip $N wide open!
$n's razor-sharp claws rip you wide open!
$n's razor-sharp claws rip $N wide open!
You try to claw at $N but almost nick yourself instead!
$n tries to claw at you but nearly nicks $mself instead!
$n tries to claw at $N but nearly nicks $mself instead!
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You dummy!  Not the claw, the claw!
$n must be crazy - trying to claw at you!
$n must be crazy - trying to claw at $N!

* Pierce
M
 311
You succesfully pierce $N and $S dead body falls to the ground in a lifeless heap.
$n pierces you.  You are no longer a living member of this world -- R.I.P.!
$n pierces $N whose suddenly lifeless body falls to the ground!
You try to pierce $N but pierce the air instead!
$n pierces holes in the air.
$n tries to pierce air instead of fighting $N.
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The mighty $N begins to think you a nuisance!!!
Your patience is almost gone when you stare back at $n.
The air is loaded when $N angrily wards off a piercing attack from $n.
M
 311
You pierce $N's heart, you heartbreaker you...
$n breaks your heart, goodbye cruel world...
$n pierces the heart of $N who falls to the ground clutching at the wound!
You lunge at $N without managing to pierce $M.
$n tries to pierce you but fails miserably.
$n lunges at $N but can't pierce $M.
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The great $N sends you a piercing look, OOPS!!
You return $n's pierce with a piercing look, hmmm...
$N returns $n's pierce with a piercing look, hmmm...

* Pistol
M
 321
You plant a bullet right in $N's head, killing $M!
$n plants a bullet right in your head, killing you immediately!
$n plants a bullet right in $N's head, killing $M immediately!
The bullet flies out of your pistol, but misses $N.
$n's bullet whizzes past you.
$n aims $s pistol, but misses $N.
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$N eats the bullet from your pistol!
You swallow the bullet from $n's pistol!
$N eats the bullet from $n's pistol!
M
 321
Your bullet punctures $N's chest, hitting $S heart, and killing $M!
$n's bullet punctures your chest, hits your heart, and kills you!
$n's bullet lands right in $N's heart, killing $M!
You carefully aim your pistol, but $N jumps out of the way.
You jump out of the way, as $n aims $s pistol at you!
$N jumps out of the way as $n aims $s pistol at $M.
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$N eats the bullet from your pistol!
You swallow the bullet from $n's pistol!
$N eats the bullet from $n's pistol!

* Shotgun
M
 324
The pellets from your blast riddle $N's face, killing $M!
$n blasts you right in the face, killing you!
$n's shotgun blast riddles $N's face with bullets, killing $M!
Your shotgun blast completely misses $N.
$n's shotgun blast completely misses you.
$n shoots $s shotgun at $N, but misses.
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Your shotgun blast bounces off of $N!
$n's shotgun blast bounce right off you!
$n's shotgun blast bounces off of $N!
M
 324
Your shotgun blast knocks $N back several feet as it kills $M!
You fly backward as $n's shotgun blast hits you and kills you!
$N gets knocked back several feet as $n's shotgun blast kills $M!
Right as you squeeze the trigger on your shotgun, $N jumps out of the way!
As you notice $n aiming at you, you jump out of the way just in time!
$N jumps out of the way right as $n pulls the trigger!
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Your shotgun blast bounces off of $N!
$n's shotgun blast bounce right off you!
$n's shotgun blast bounces off of $N!


* Cannon
M
 326
You VAPORIZE $N with the blast from your cannon!
You are VAPORIZED by the blast from $n's cannon!
$n VAPORIZES $N with the blast from $s cannon!
Your cannon vaporizes something in the distance as you miss $N!
Something in the distance is vaporized as $n misses you!
$n vaporizes something in the distance when $e misses $N!
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The mighty $N laughs at your attempt to vaporize $M!
You laugh at $n's attempt to vaporize you!
$N laughs at $n's attempt to vaporize $M!

* Bifurcate
M 
 327
You funkily BIFURCATE $N with a bullet from your derringer!
A bullet from $n's derringer BIFURCATES your head in a very cool manner!
$n stylishly BIFURCATES $N's head with FlyGuy's derringer!
Man, you should never see this message, baby.
You is one LUCKY mutha. 
$n, lacking his normal smooth grace, has missed with his derringer!
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The supreme fag, $N, is very lucky you have decided to be merciful.
You lean over and kiss $n's black butt for his awe-inspiring mercy!
$N, realizing his stroke of luck, falls to his knees and worships $n!


* Suffering
M
 399
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You feel wounded -- too wounded -- you die...
$N lies suffering on the ground until no blood is left in $S body.
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suffer miss victim - should never see.
suffer miss room - should never see.
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You lie on the ground suffering from your terrible wounds...
$N lies helplessly on the ground and suffers...
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Suffer god victim - should never see
Suffer god room - should never see
M
 399
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You can only lie still as your last heartbeat ebbs...
$N suffers from bloodlack, and the lack of a beating heart...
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suffer miss victim - should never see.
suffer miss room - should never see.
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You lie on the ground suffering from bleeding wounds...
$N lies immobile on the ground, suffering...
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Suffer god victim..
Suffer god room..


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* Fire Breath
M
 202
$N killed.
You are burned to ash, as $n breathes on you.
$n makes $N to ash.
$N missed.
$n breathes fire at you, but you avoids it.
$N avoids $n's firebreath.
$N hit.
$n burns you.
$N is partly made ash, as $n breaths fire.
$N immortal.
$n warms you.
$n warms $N.

* Gas Breath
M
 203
$N killed.
You die from the gas $n breathes on you.
$n kills $N with a gas breath.
$N missed.
$n breathes gas at you, but it has no effect.
$N avoids $n's gas.
$N hit.
$n gasses you.
$N is gassed by $n.
$N immortal.
$n wants to gas you, but can't.
$n tries to gas $N, but can't.

* Frost Breath
M
 204
$N killed.
You are frosen to ice, as $n breathes on you.
$n makes $N to ice.
$N missed.
$n breathes frost at you, but you avoids it.
$N avoids $n's frostbreath.
$N hit.
$n frezes you.
$N is partly made ice, as $n breaths frost.
$N immortal.
$n supplies you with airconditioning.
$n supplies $N with airconditioning.

* Acid Breath
M
 205
$N killed.
You are corroded to nothing, as $n breathes on you.
$n corrodes $N to nothing.
$N missed.
$n breathes acid at you, but you avoids it.
$N avoids $n's acidbreath.
$N hit.
$n corrodes you.
$N is corroded as $n breaths acid.
$N immortal.
$n helps you clean your hands with a little acid.
$n helps $N cleaning.

* Lightning Breath
M
 206
$N killed.
You are killed by $n's lightning breath.
$n killes $N with a lightning breath.
$N missed.
$n breathes lightning at you, but you avoids it.
$N avoids $n's lightning breath.
$N hit.
$n hits you with a lightning breath.
$N is hit by $n's lightning breath.
$N immortal.
$n tries to breath lightning upon you.
$n tries to breath lightning upon $N.

* FALL Message
M
 502
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^rYou slam into the ground, dying instantly!^n
$N slams into the ground and dies instantly!
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You tumble out of the fall unharmed!
$N tumbles out of the fall unharmed!
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^rYou crash into the ground!^n
$N crashes into the ground!
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^BYou crash into the ground, leaving a huge crater!^n
$N crashes into the ground leaving a huge crater!
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