#28601
Guardian guard~
the Guardian of Hell~
A Guardian of Hell stands here keeping you the hell out.
~
   The guardian is a stone devil.  A hideous creation from the dark
laboratories of hell.  Its black eyes stare into you soul with a hunger that
makes you shiver.  The guardian stands motionless before you, its rough grey
skin looks impervious to normal weapons.    
~
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#28602
pile coins~
the pile of gold coins~
A pile of gold coins lies on the ground.
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   A large sparkly pile of gold coins.    
~
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#28603
male dee demon~
the male Dee~
The male demon Dee lies on the bed here waiting to please you.
~
   This is the most handsome male you have ever seen.  His naked body makes
your mouth water.    
~
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#28604
female dee demon~
the female Dee~
The female demon Dee lies on the bed here waiting to please you.
~
   This is the most beautiful female you have ever seen.  The curves of her
naked body make you sweat, and babble uncontrollably.    
~
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#28605
bar gold~
the gold bar~
A shiny gold bar lies on the ground.
~
   This gold bar must be worth bucks!    
~
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#28606
chicken pot pie~
a scrumpious chicken pot pie~
A yummy looking chicken pot pie is here on the ground.
~
   You see a golden crusted pot pie filled with chicken and vegetables.    
~
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#28607
beef pot pie~
a yummy beef pot pie~
A yummy looking beef pot pie is here on the ground.
~
   You see a golden crusted pot pie filled with beef and vegetables.    
~
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#28608
vegetable pot pie~
a yummy vegetable pot pie~
A yummy looking vegetable pot pie is here on the ground.
~
   You see a golden crusted pot pie filled with vegetables.    
~
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#28609
damned soul~
a damned soul~
A damned soul wanders aimlessly here.
~
   You see a faint silhouette of a person.  Looking closely at it you can
barely make out features that would identify it as the person it was in life.
~
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#28610
tortured soul~
a tortured soul~
A tortured soul screams out in pain.
~
   You see a unrecognizable person going through unheard of and indescribable
torture.  It screams out at you in pain and terror.    
~
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#28611
half-eaten person~
the half-eaten person~
A half-eaten person lies here writhing in agony.
~
   This poor soul looks as if he has been chewed on and been spit out.  It
writhes in agony and pain as it gasps frantically for Death to answer its
desperate plea...    
~
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#28612
living wall~
the living wall~
A wall stands here. Its surface seems to move and come to life...
~
   The wall consist of greying and sinewy flesh - faces, hands, broken bones,
feet, and toes jutting from the surface.  You hear low moans of horror, pain,
and sorrow issuing from the walls.    
~
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#28613
skeletal warrior~
skeletal warrior~
A skeletal warrior wanders the planes of hell.
~
   Rotting flesh and gore drops from the bones of this creature.  Its decaying
eyes stare at you intently as it sees only you delicious and juicy brain.    
~
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#28614
bloody severed arm~
bloody severed arm~
A bloody severed arm lies here.
~
   The blood arm of some poor luckless indivudual.  The stench of the gore
covered limb makes you want to retch.    
~
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#28615
bloody severed foot~
bloody severed foot~
A bloody severed foot lies here.
~
   This bloody foot definitely wasn't a lucky one.    
~
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#28616
bloody severed nose~
bloody severed nose~
A bloody severed nose lies here.
~
   I wonder how the person that lost this smells...  Hopefully not as bad as
this nose does...    
~
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#28617
blood~
the blood from the fountain~
The blood in the fountain gurgles merrily.
~
   You see gallons and gallons of thick red blood gurgling in the fountian.  

~
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#28618
Lost soul~
the lost soul~
A lost soul stands here looking lost.
~
   This soul is definetely clueless to where it is.  He holds a ticket that
reads #14349023402342039840293481234900049.    
~
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#28619
crispy critter~
crispy critter~
A crispy critter is here being burned to death.
~
   This once used to be a person.  Now it is only a charred and smoking hulk
that is being burned for eternity...  I screams out as the flames lick at its
body and devour its flesh...    
~
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#28620
pile bones skeleton~
pile of bones~
A decaying pile of bones lies here on the ground.
~
   Stringy bits of flesh blow gently in the breeze.  The bones rattle as you
walk by them.    
~
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#28621
manes sub-demon~
the manes~
A manes is here wandering the planes of hell looking for something to kill.
~
   A gruesome sub-demon who used to be a mortal.  It is a semi-intelligent
creature who attacks anyone they encounter with nails and teeth.  They are
often fed upon by Demon lords and princes.  Their green and red blotched skin
gives them a diseased and decaying look.  They somewhat resemble shadows or
ghasts.    
~
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#28622
prisoner raiden~
the prisoner Raiden~
The prisoner of hell, Raiden sits here for eternity.
~
   This is a sad individual.  He smells strongly of the rotten food that has
been thrown at him.  He sits here chained to the wall; banished to hell forever
by the God.    
~
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#28623
prisoner hell~
a prisoner in hell~
A sad looking individual sits here awaiting torture.
~
   She is sad looking indeed.  Cuts and scraps all over her.  Many scars and
burns cover her face and arms.    
~
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#28624
prisoner hell~
a prisoner in hell~
A sad looking individual sits here awaiting torture.
~
   He is sad looking indeed.  Cuts and scraps all over him.  Many scars and
burns cover her face and arms.  One of his arms is broken at the forearm and
hangs limply by his side.    
~
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#28625
demonguard demon guard~
demonguard~
A demonguard patrols the planes of hell.
~
   This very large demon stands before you licking its daggerlike teeth.  
Yellow spittle runs down the scales of his blackened skin.    
~
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#28626
burning fool~
the burning fool~
A burning fool is here, crisping away.
~
   You can barely make out anything on it.  All you can make out is the flames
of hell consuming it and the smell of burning flesh.    
~
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#28627
construction worker male~
male construction worker~
A construction worker is here welding pipework.
~
   He is the typical contruction worker.  T-shirt, jeans, yellow hard hat.  As
you look closer at the hard hat you notice it says, '4th DEMONsion Construction
Co.  '
~
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#28628
construction worker female~
female construction worker~
A construction worker is here working riviting framework.
~
   She is the typical contruction worker.  T-shirt, jeans, yellow hard hat.  
As you look closer at the hard hat you notice it says, '4th DEMONsion
Construction Co.  '
~
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#28629
construction worker female~
female construction worker~
A construction worker is here working cutting structural steel.
~
   She is the typical contruction worker.  T-shirt, jeans, yellow hard hat.  
As you look closer at the hard hat you notice it says, '4th DEMONsion
Construction Co.  '
~
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#28630
fire devil~
fire devil~
A fire devil stands here with a box of matches lighting up poor souls.
~
   It is an undescribly grotesque creature.  Its pale green-yellow skin erupts
with blisters and puss.  As you look at it, it smiles at you with sharp blood
covered teeth.  This is definetly a face only a mother could love.    
~
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#28631
wall fire~
wall of fire~
A wall of fire is here, creeping slowly across the room.
~
   It is simply a large door sized wall of fire.  It slowly inches across the
room burning everything in its path; Including the poor souls that are chained
to various posts around the room.    
~
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#28632
hell hound~
hell hound~
A hell hound runs free through the halls of hell.
~
   This freak of a canine is rusty red to red brown in color.  Its eyes glow an
ghastly red.  Its sooty black teeth and tongue are covered with green spittle
that runs down its dung covered coat.    
~
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#28633
frozen body~
frozen body~
A frozen body lies here on the ground.
~
   As you look at the corpse you recoil as you notice its eyes still move.  
They stare intently from its bluish face as if pleading for your help.    
~
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#28634
ice devil~
ice devil~
A Greater Ice Devil stands here cheerfully freezing souls..
~
   This devil is a mix of bug, bird, humanoid, and who knows what else.  Its
multifaceted eyes stare everywhere.  It goes about its business of slowly and
painfully freezing the damned souls, quickly thawing them and then starting
over.  Every couple of minutes it takes time out to break an apendage off of a
nearby soul and beat the soul with it.    
~
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#28635
trapped soul ice~
soul trapped under the ice~
A soul trapped under the ice gasps desperately for air.
~
   This poor soul has been incased in ice; almost as if it is caught under an
iceflow.  It desperatly gasps for air for a few minutes and then seems to die
for a second before it is restored and begins thrashing about again.    
~
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#28636
half frozen body~
half frozen body~
A half frozen body hangs here on a meat hook.
~
   A large meat hook is imbedded deep withing the back of the body.  You see
small white maggots eating away at the body.  The flesh seems to move and
wriggle with a life of its own...    
~
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#28637
killer penguin~
killer penguin~
A small penguin waddles around here on the ice.
~
   What a cute little penguin....  Wait why is it looking at you that way...  
HEY!  Penguins don't have teeth!    
~
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#28638
I-scream worker~
I-scream worker~
An I-scream worker runs from machine to machine.
~
   It moves about so frantically you can't really get a chance to look at it.
It runs about screaming, 'I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM!  WE ALL SCREAM FOR I SCREAM!!!
'
~
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#28639
Ice Screamer~
Ice Screamer~
An Ice Screamer is here yelling into empty cartons.
~
   He is dressing in a white jumpsuit with the words, 'Eye Splean I Screamery'
written on it in large yellow letters.    
~
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#28640
Construction Foreman Demonic~
Demonic Foreman~
A Demonic Foreman sits here looking at blueprints.
~
   This huge demon has somehow managed to fit himself into a oversized orange
jumpsuit.  The words, '4th DEMONsion Construction Co.  ' are written on the
back in large black letters.  He seems none to happy to see you.    
~
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#28641
Secretary of Hell~
Secretary of Hell~
The Secretary of Hell sits here watching the phones ring.
~
   This very sexy secretary seems to be just sitting here amusing herself by
watching the little lights on the telephone blink.  She is oblivious to your
presence and seems fascinated by the phones.    
~
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#28642
office worker hell~
office worker from hell~
An office worker from hell is here looking for a boss to piss off.
~
   Just looking at them makes your blood boil.  
AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggghhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!    
~
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#28643
records worker~
records worker~
A records worker is here filing bad reports.
~
   You see a rather plain looking office personel here filing a file on
someone.    
~
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#28644
santa claus~
Santa Claus~
Santa Claus is here checking who has been naughty...
~
   Its a jolly old man, with red cheeks and a rolly poley belly and a laugh as
jolly as you can get.    
~
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#28645
high priest hell~
High Priest of Hell~
The High Priest of Hell is here eating 'I Scream'.
~
   The dark black robes hide most of his features, but you can barely make out
his emaciated face beneath his hood.    
~
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#28646
bowl blood~
a bowl of blood~
A bowl of blood sits here on the altar.
~
   Its is a wooden bowl filled with blood and bits of flesh.    
~
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#28647
jury member~
jury member~
A jury member sits here with a guilty sign, waiting for a trial to begin.
~
   It seems to be a lesser demon disguised as mortal.  Fair trial...  Not
likely.    
~
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#28648
Judge Whopper~
Judge Whopper~
Judge Whopper sits here trying to think of a painful sentence.
~
   This is the High Judge of Hell.  He has never found anyone innocent, and is
notorious for his painful and harsh punishments.    
~
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#28649
lawyer hell~
Lawyer from Hell~
The Lawyer from Hell sits here playing games on his laptop computer.
~
   Slimy, sleazy and has very sharp teeth...  A lawyer all right...    
~
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#28650
complaints officer~
Complaints Officer~
The Complaints Officer is here watching her favorite soap opera.
~
   She seems not to notice you; But is absorbed in her favorite soap, 'As The
Hell Burns'
~
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#28651
bastard hiramoto~
bastard hiramoto~
The Bastard Hiramoto stands here trying to learn Kung Fu from a book.
~
   He looks at you and says, 'I think my Kung Fu is no good' and then goes back
to practicing.  He is known to buy anything....  And sell anything people sell
him.    
~
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#28652
maintenance worker~
maintenance worker~
A maintenance worker is here fixing stuff.
~
   He is in a yellow jumpsuit with a large nuclear warning symbol on the back.
  
~
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#28653
weeds~
weeds~
A weed is growing out of the cement here.
~
   You see a nasty yellow and purple weed.    
~
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#28654
stanley~
Stanley~
Stanley stands here waiting to sell you one of his wonderful figurines.
~
   He is a crafty old fart who looks about 1000 years old.  But his figurines
are pretty well known.  He was rumored to disappear around Solace 100 years
ago.    
~
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#28655
half eaten horse carcass~
half eaten horse carcass~
A half eaten horse carcass is here being digested.
~
   This is what used to be a horse....  Maybe...  Its hard to tell; half of it
has been digested already.    
~
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#28656
stomach dragon~
stomach dragon~
A stomach dragon is here digesting Big Mouth's food.
~
   A large brown and green slime covered reptile.  It seems to move around to
each food item and proceed to barf acid all over it.    
~
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#28657
rancid turkey leg~
rancid turkey leg~
A rancid turkey leg sits in a pool of slime here.
~
   Its one of those really nasty pieces of food in the refrigerator that
disappears and you wonder if it just walked away....    
~
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#28658
reactor specialist~
reactor specialist~
A reactor specialist sits here checking on the reactor core.
~
   He is dressed in a black jumpsuit with a large nuclear warning symbol on the
back.    
~
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#28659
reactor worker~
reactor worker~
A reactor worker sits here monitoring various screens.
~
   He is dressed in a black jumpsuit with a large lighting bolt symbol on the
back.    
~
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#28660
homer simpson~
Homer Simpson~
Homer Simpson sits here eating donuts.
~
   A balding fat man with jelly stains on his uniform.  He suddenly spills his
coffee and shouts out, 'DOH!  ' Warning lights blink rapidly as the coffee
shorts out the control panel.  Homer calmly stands up and unplugs the control
panel and sits down for a nap.    
~
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#28661
Devils food cake~
devils food cake~
A nice slice of devils food cake is here waiting to be eaten.
~
   Mmmmmm...  Don't you just want to take a bite?    
~
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#28662
mad cook~
mad cook~
A mad cook is here cooking up a storm.
~
   You spots you and screams, 'Git awa froom mi food!  ' 'I'll kill you!  '
~
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#28663
frantic lady~
frantic lady~
A frantic lady is here tearing her hair out looking for a sale.
~
   Ugly!    
~
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#28664
nuclear technician~
nuclear technician~
A nuclear technician is here fiddling with his rad suit.
~
   Wau, dont get too close, he seems to be glowing!    
~
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#28665
stray proton~
stray proton~
A stray proton is here wizzing about.
~
   I can't see it.  Can you?    
~
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#28666
radiation~
radiation~
Radiation is here doing unknown things to you.
~
   Eagle eyes?    
~
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#28667
chief engineer hell~
the Chief Engineer of Hell~
The Chief Engineer of Hell is here playing with the panic button.
~
   He kinda reminds you a an old Bart Simpson.  He seems to be enjoying the
panic button at the moment; Chuckling happily as workers below on the reactor
floor frantically check dials and gauges while flashing lights and sirens
sound.    
~
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#28668
Greater Fire Demon~
Greater Fire Demon~
A Greater Fire Demon stands here laughing at each scream he hears..
~
   This large black scaled demon laughs merrily as he watches poor souls scream
out in pain.  He pokes and picks at the flesh of the damned who were unlucky
enough to be tortured close to him.  His black taloned nails rip slowly through
their flesh, as he cackles with glee at the sounds of their unending pain...  
~
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#28669
frozen side beef~
side of frozen beef~
A frozen side of beef hangs here on a hook.
~
   This enormous carcass looks as if it came from a small dragon or a very
large cow.    
~
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#28670
guard dog~
guard dog~
A guard dog sits here guarding the break room.
~
   A vicious looking pit bull / demon dog mix is here slobering on the donuts.
~
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#28671
juicy steak~
juicy steak~
A mouth watering juicy steak is here steaming.
~
   Mmmmmmm.....  Steak....  Mmmmmm...  You feel your mouth start to water.    
~
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