#29801
lag beast~
the lag beast~
The big, ugly lag beast is standing here sizing you up.
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   Ick...  What a disgusting creature!  It is black and green and slimy and it
is drooling everywhere...  Looks mean too.    
~
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#29802
lag monster~
the lag monster~
The lag monster stands here looking confused.  Kill him!  Kill him!
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   What an odd looking little beast.  He looks harmless, but you never can
tell.  He is only about 4 feet tall, but he pretty muscular looking...  Maybe
you should ask if he needs help?  Nah...  Kill him.    
~
cdg 0 0 E
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#29803
lag baby~
the baby lag~
Someone's little pet lag has gotten loose, and is sniffing about here.
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   Awwww...  How cute!  A little baby lag.  He's about 3 feet long and you just
want to cuddle him to death...  No, you really want to kill him to tell the
truth.  But, remember, even a little lag can be a big problem.    
~
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#29804
keeper lag monster~
the lag Guard~
The lag Guard is here wondering where that lag went.
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   The Guard also had the job of taking care of the court jester's pet lag, but
he doesn't seem to be doing a good job of it.  He looks at you and says, 'Have
you seen that lag?  Master will have my head if I don't find him.  '
~
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#29805
court jester~
the court jester~
The court jester is here trying to make something.
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   He is a funny looking, furry little dude.  He looks really busy trying to
mix up a batch of something or other.    
~
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#29806
crawler creepy lag thing~
the creepy lag crawler~
A creepy little crawling lag thing is scuttling along the floor at your feet.
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   Yuck!  If they'd ever clean this place maybe it wouldn't attract vermin like
this disgusting, little, six-legged, brown bug.    
~
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#29807
lag zombie~
the zombiefied lag~
A VERY gaunt looking lag... it looks like a zombie!
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   This guy has been lost in here too long...  It is more zombie than man now.
You would feel sorry for it, but it is moving in to attack!    
~
cdfg 0 -500 E
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#29808
quasit imp lag thing~
the quasit lag~
A funny little imp-like lag thing (a quasit perhaps?) is sneaking about here.
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   Little green, vaguely humoniod shaped creature, with a long pointed tail.  
It is hard to say because before you ever get a good look at it, it darts back
into the shadows.    
~
cdfgh 0 -800 E
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30 900
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#29809
great lag monster~
the Great Lag Monster~
The Great Lag Monster is wondering just what you'll taste like.
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   A massive man, with the head of a bull.  He looks as strong as bull too, but
not nearly as smart.  Actually, now that you consider it...  He looks a heck of
a lot meaner than any bull you have ever seen...  And he is coming this way!  

~
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#29810
spectre lag ghost~
the dark spectre~
The dark spectre is lurking in the shadows.
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   The soul of a long since passed on adventurer...  It lurks here waiting for
a chance to bring death to any who cross its path.    
~
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#29811
annoying lag jerk~
the annoying lag~
A lag is here annoying the hell out of you.
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   What a jerk!  He won't shut up, and he keeps making the most irritating
comments about everything.  Better silence him with cold, tempered steel
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!    
~
cdg 0 -500 E
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#29812
clueless lag moron~
clueless lag~
A lag is here looking terribly confused.
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   What a moron!  Every question that is answered in the help files, he will
ask and he will probably ask 2 or 3 times too.  This guy just doesn't get it,
best put him out of his misery.    
~
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#29813
lag talkative~
the talkative lag~
A lag is here talking a lot.
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   Well, at least this gal seems pretty cool.  Talks a lot, but she's a
friendly, interesting sort.  Seems to have a clue what she's doing also, unlike
some others you might see.    
~
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3 19 8 0d0+30 1d2+0
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8 8 2
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#29814
lag lost~
the lost lag~
A lag is here wandering about aimlessly.
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   Hmmm...  Looks like he has been around a while, but he wandered a little too
far from home this time.  Don't think he knows quite where he is, maybe you
should help him out?    
~
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#29815
lag smart~
the smart lag~
A lag is here, and he looks quite sure of himself.
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   Here is a guy who has it all together.  Nice equipment too, must have read
the help files, Eh?    
~
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#29816
gateguard~
a Gateguard~
You see a Gateguard standing here waiting for orders.
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   The Gate Guard looks quite like a small knight without his powerful steed.
His armor is shiny and black.  He stands ready to give his life for the Crown.
  
~
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#29817
royalty guard~
the Royalty Guard~
You see a very large Royalty Guard.
~
   The Royalty Guard is a very large man.  Just from the looks of Him, this
could very well be your doom should you tangle with him!    
~
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#29818
black knight~
a Black Knight~
Here stands a magnificent Knight of the dark realm.
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   The Black Knight is here, riding his ebony black war horse.  His eyes flash
behind his visor in vengence.    
~
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#29819
white knight~
a White Knight~
Here stands a magnificent knight of the light realm.
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   The White Knight is here, riding his ivory white war horse.  His eyes gleam
behind his visor in joy.    
~
cdefgl d 400 E
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#29820
dungeon master~
the Dungeon Master~
A Dungeon Master stands here.
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   The Dungeon Master seems willing to help you straight into your grave so he
can bless you properly.    
~
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#29821
queen~
the Queen of the Castle of Desire~
The Queen of the Castle of Desire stands here.
~
   The Queen is a strikingly beautiful woman with pale skin and a mass of dark
hair that crowns her head like a black cloud.  If looks could kill, you would
already be dead.    
~
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#29822
king~
the King of the Castle of Desire~
The King of the Castle of Desire stands here.
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   The King is a menacing figure.  You can easily understand why he is the king
and you are not.    
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