@AREA $Name Social Area~ $Plane Limbo~ $Builders ~ #Age 15 #LVnum 0 #UVnum 0 #Security 5 #Temp 0 %Flags area hidden~ . @SOCIALS !$Name accuse~ $CNA Accuse whom?~ $ONA $n is in an accusing mood.~ $CF You look accusingly at $M.~ $OF $n looks accusingly at $N.~ $VF $n looks accusingly at you.~ $CA You accuse yourself.~ $OA $n seems to have a bad conscience.~ !$Name ack~ $CNA You gasp and say 'ACK!' at your mistake.~ $ONA $n ACKS at $s big mistake.~ $CF You ACK $M.~ $OF $n ACKS $N.~ $VF $n ACKS you.~ $CA You ACK yourself.~ $OA $n ACKS $mself. Must be a bad day.~ !$Name addict~ $CNA You stand and admit to all in the room, 'Hi, I'm $n, and I'm a mud addict.'~ $ONA $n stands and says, 'Hi, I'm $n, and I'm a mud addict.'~ $CF You tell $M that you are addicted to $S love.~ $OF $n tells $N that $e is addicted to $S love.~ $VF $n tells you that $e is addicted to your love.~ $CA You stand and admit to all in the room, 'Hi, I'm $n, and I'm a mud addict.'~ $OA $n stands and says, 'Hi, I'm $n, and I'm a mud addict.'~ !$Name agree~ $CNA You seem to be in an agreeable mood.~ $ONA $n seems to agree.~ $CF You agree with $M.~ $OF $n agrees with $N.~ $VF $n agrees with you.~ $CA Well I hope you would agree with yourself!~ $OA $n agrees with $mself, of course.~ !$Name airguitar~ $CNA You sizzle the air with your BITCHIN' guitar playing!~ $ONA $n air-guitars like Jimi Hendrix!~ $CF You sizzle the air with your BITCHIN' guitar playing!~ $OF $n air-guitars like Jimi Hendrix!~ $VF $n air-guitars like Jimi Hendrix, just for you!~ $CA You forget all else as you sizzle the air with your BITCHIN' guitar playing!~ $OA $n forgets all else as $e air-guitars like Jimi Hendrix.~ !$Name anvil~ $CNA You play the virtuoso on an anvil.~ $ONA Everyone run! $n is playing $s anvil again.~ $CF You drop an anvil on $M.~ $OF $n drops an anvil on $N, *wince*.~ $VF $n drops an anvil on you, OWW!~ $CA You drop an anvil on your foot and start hopping around.~ $OA $n drops an anvil on $s own foot and starts hopping around. Idiot!~ !$Name apologize~ $CNA You apologize for your behavior.~ $ONA $n apologizes for $s rude behavior.~ $CF You apologize to $M.~ $OF $n apologizes to $N.~ $VF $n apologizes to you.~ $CA You apologize to yourself.~ $OA $n apologizes to $mself. Hmmmm.~ !$Name applaud~ $CNA Clap, clap, clap.~ $ONA $n gives a round of applause.~ $CF You clap at $S actions.~ $OF $n claps at $N's actions.~ $VF $n gives you a round of applause. You MUST'VE done something good!~ $CA You applaud at yourself. Boy, are we conceited!~ $OA $n applauds at $mself. Boy, are we conceited!~ !$Name banzai~ $CNA You scream 'BANZAI!!!!' and brandish your sword for battle.~ $ONA $n screams 'BANZAI!!!!' and charges into the fray.~ $CF You scream 'BANZAI!!!!' and drag $M into the fray with you.~ $OF $n screams 'BANZAI!!!!' and drags $N into the fray with $m!~ $VF $n screams 'BANZAI!!!!, and drags you into the fray with $m!~ $CA You scream 'BANZAI!!!!' at yourself, and brandish your weapon for battle.~ $OA $n screams 'BANZAI!!!!' at $mself, and charges into the fray.~ !$Name bark~ $CNA Woof! Woof!~ $ONA $n barks like a dog.~ $CF You bark at $M.~ $OF $n barks at $N.~ $VF $n barks at you.~ $CA You bark at yourself. Woof! Woof!~ $OA $n barks at $mself. Woof! Woof!~ !$Name bearhug~ $CNA You hug a grizzly bear.~ $ONA $n hugs a flea-infested grizzly bear.~ $CF You bearhug $M.~ $OF $n bearhugs $N. Some ribs break.~ $VF $n bearhugs you. Wonder what's coming next?~ $CA You bearhug yourself.~ $OA $n bearhugs $mself.~ !$Name beef~ $CNA You loudly exclaim 'WHERE'S THE BEEF??????'~ $ONA $n loudly exclaims 'WHERE'S THE BEEF??????'~ $CF You poke $N and exclaim, 'WHERE'S THE BEEF?????'~ $OF $n pokes $N, and exclaims, 'WHERE'S THE BEEF????'~ $VF $n pokes you and exclaims, 'WHERE'S THE BEEF????'~ $CA You poke your fat rolls and exclaim, 'Oh, THERE'S THE BEEF!'~ $OA $n pokes his fat rolls, and exclaims, 'Oh, THERE'S THE BEEF!'~ !$Name beer~ $CNA You down a cold, frosty beer.~ $ONA $n downs a cold, frosty beer.~ $CF You draw a cold, frosty beer for $N.~ $OF $n draws a cold, frosty beer for $N.~ $VF $n draws a cold, frosty beer for you.~ $CA You draw yourself a beer.~ $OA $n draws $mself a beer.~ !$Name beg~ $CNA You beg the gods for mercy.~ $ONA The gods fall down laughing at $n's request for mercy.~ $CF You desperately try to squeeze a few coins from $M.~ $OF $n begs $N for a gold piece!~ $VF $n begs you for money.~ $CA Begging yourself for money doesn't help.~ $OA $n begs $mself for money.~ !$Name bkiss~ $CNA Blow a kiss to whom?~ $ONA $n blows at $s hand.~ $CF You blow a kiss to $M.~ $OF $n blows a kiss to $N. Touching, ain't it?~ $VF $n blows a kiss to you. Not as good as a real one, huh?~ $CA You blow a kiss to yourself.~ $OA $n blows a kiss to $mself. Weird.~ !$Name bleed~ $CNA You bleed all over the room!~ $ONA $n bleeds all over the room! Get out of $s way!~ $CF You bleed all over $M!~ $OF $n bleeds all over $N. Better leave, you may be next!~ $VF $n bleeds all over you! YUCK!~ $CA You bleed all over yourself!~ $OA $n bleeds all over $mself.~ !$Name blindfold~ $CNA You pull out a blindfold and grin evilly.~ $ONA $n pulls out a blindfold and grins evilly.~ $CF You a tie a blindfold securely about $S head.~ $OF $n ties a blindfold securely about $N's head. Must be dark in there.~ $VF $n ties a blindfold securely about your head. You can't see a thing.~ $CA You blindfold yourself, not wanting to see what happens next.~ $OA $n blindfolds $mself, not wanting to see what happens next.~ !$Name blink~ $CNA You blink in utter disbelief.~ $ONA $n blinks in utter disbelief.~ $CF You blink at $M in confusion.~ $OF $n blinks at $N in confusion.~ $VF $n blinks at you in confusion.~ $CA You are sooooooooooooo confused~ $OA $n blinks at $mself in complete confusion.~ !$Name blush~ $CNA Your cheeks are burning.~ $ONA $n blushes.~ $CF You get all flustered up seeing $M.~ $OF $n blushes as $e sees $N here.~ $VF $n blushes as $e sees you here. Such an effect on people!~ $CA You blush at your own folly.~ $OA $n blushes as $e notices $s boo-boo.~ !$Name boggle~ $CNA You boggle at all the loonies around you.~ $ONA $n boggles at all the loonies around $m.~ $CF You boggle at $S ludicrous idea.~ $OF $n boggles at $N's ludicrous idea.~ $VF $n boggles at your ludicrous idea.~ $CA BOGGLE.~ $OA $n wonders what BOGGLE means.~ !$Name bonk~ $CNA BONK.~ $ONA $n spells 'potato' like Dan Quayle: 'B-O-N-K'.~ $CF You bonk $M for being a numbskull.~ $OF $n bonks $N. What a numbskull.~ $VF $n bonks you. BONK BONK BONK!~ $CA You bonk yourself.~ $OA $n bonks $mself.~ !$Name boogie~ $CNA You boogie down!~ $ONA $n gets down and boogies!!~ $CF You grab $M and boogie down!~ $OF $n grabs $N and they boogie down!~ $VF $n grabs you and boogies with you!~ $CA You boogie with yourself. What a great dancer you are!~ $OA $n boogies with $mself. Guess no one will dance with $m.~ !$Name bottle~ $CNA You open up a cold bottle of brew.~ $ONA $n opens a cold bottle of brew.~ $CF You open up a cold bottle of brew for $M.~ $OF $n opens a cold bottle of brew for $N.~ $VF $n opens a cold bottle of brew for you.~ $CA You open a cold bottle of brew for yourself.~ $OA $n opens a cold bottle of brew for $mself.~ !$Name bounce~ $CNA BOIINNNNNNGG!~ $ONA $n bounces around.~ $CF You bounce onto $S lap.~ $OF $n bounces onto $N's lap.~ $VF $n bounces onto your lap.~ $CA You bounce your head like a basketball.~ $OA $n plays basketball with $s head.~ !$Name bow~ $CNA You bow deeply.~ $ONA $n bows deeply.~ $CF You bow before $M.~ $OF $n bows before $N.~ $VF $n bows before you.~ $CA You kiss your toes.~ $OA $n folds up like a jack knife and kisses $s own toes.~ !$Name brb~ $CNA You announce that you will be right back.~ $ONA $n says in a stern voice, 'I'll be back!'~ $CF You announce to $M that you will be right back.~ $OF $n says to $N in a stern voice, 'I'll be back!'~ $VF $n says to you in a stern voice, 'I'll be right back!'~ $CA You mumble to yourself, 'I'll be right back'~ $OA $n mumbles to $mself, 'I'll be right back, won't I?'~ !$Name brush~ $CNA Brush what? Who? Where?~ $ONA ~ $CF You brush out $S hair for $M. Very thoughtful.~ $OF $n brushes $N's hair for $M. Looks better now.~ $VF $n brushes out your hair. How nice of $m.~ $CA You brush out your hair. There - much better.~ $OA $n brushes out $s hair. Looks much better now.~ !$Name bully~ $CNA You growl and demand everyone's lunch money NOW!~ $ONA $n growls and demands everyone's lunch money.~ $CF You growl and demand $S lunch money NOW!~ $OF $n growls and demands $N's lunch money.~ $VF $n growls and demands your lunch money.~ $CA You bully yourself, and take your own lunch money.~ $OA $n bullies $mself, and takes $s lunch money away from $mself???~ !$Name bungy~ $CNA You tie a bungy cord to the mud and jump into internet.~ $ONA $n ties a bungy cord to the mud and jumps into internet.~ $CF You tie a bungy cord to $N and throw $M off the mud.~ $OF $n ties a bungy cord to $N and throws $M off the mud.~ $VF $n ties a bungy cord to you and throws you off the mud.~ $CA You tie a bungy cord to yourself and jump off the mud.~ $OA $n ties a bungy cord to $mself and jumps off the mud.~ !$Name burp~ $CNA You burp loudly.~ $ONA $n burps loudly.~ $CF You burp loudly to $M in response.~ $OF $n burps loudly in response to $N's remark.~ $VF $n burps loudly in response to your remark.~ $CA You burp at yourself.~ $OA $n burps at $mself. What a sick sight.~ !$Name bye~ $CNA You say goodbye to all in the room.~ $ONA $n says goodbye to everyone in the room.~ $CF You say goodbye to $N.~ $OF $n says goodbye to $N.~ $VF $n says goodbye to you.~ $CA You say goodbye to yourself. Contemplating suicide?~ $OA $n says goodbye to $mself. Is $e contemplating suicide?~ !$Name bite~ $CNA Who do you want to bite?~ $ONA ~ $CF You bite $N.~ $OF $n bites $N.~ $VF $n bites you, OUCH!~ $CA You bite yourself, mmm tasty.~ $OA $n bites $mself, $e must be hungry.~ !$Name cackle~ $CNA You throw back your head and cackle with insane glee!~ $ONA $n throws back $s head and cackles with insane glee!~ $CF You cackle gleefully at $N~ $OF $n cackles gleefully at $N.~ $VF $n cackles gleefully at you. Better keep your distance from $m.~ $CA You cackle at yourself. Now, THAT'S strange!~ $OA $n is really crazy now! $e cackles at $mself.~ !$Name cannonball~ $CNA You cannonball into the pool. *SPLOOSH*~ $ONA $n cannonballs into the pool. *SPLOOSH*~ $CF You cannonball into the pool and splash water over $N.~ $OF $n cannonballs into the pool and splashes $N.~ $VF $n cannonballs into the pool and sends water over you. You are WET!~ $CA You bounce cannonballs off your head to show your strength.~ $OA $n bounces cannonballs off $s head. Can you say 'nutcase'?~ !$Name caress~ $CNA Who would you like to caress?~ $ONA $n is looking for someone to caress with $s gentle touch.~ $CF You run your hands across $S body, caressing $M.~ $OF $n runs $s hands across $N's body, caressing $M.~ $VF $n runs $s hands across your body, caressing you.~ $CA You lightly caress yourself- wouldn't you rather do that in private?~ $OA $n caresses $mself all over- and in public, no less!~ !$Name catnap~ $CNA You curl into a tiny ball and go to sleep.~ $ONA $n curls $mself into a tiny ball and goes to sleep.~ $CF You curl up in $S lap and go to sleep.~ $OF $n curls up in $N's lap and goes to sleep.~ $VF $n curls up in your lap and goes to sleep.~ $CA You curl into a tiny ball and go to sleep.~ $OA $n curls $mself into a tiny ball and goes to sleep.~ !$Name cheer~ $CNA ZIS BOOM BAH! BUGS BUNNY BUGS BUNNY RAH RAH RAH!~ $ONA $n says 'BUGS BUNNY BUGS BUNNY RAH RAH RAH!'~ $CF You cheer loudly: 'Go $N Go!'~ $OF $n cheers loudly: 'Go $N Go!'~ $VF $n cheers you on!~ $CA You cheer yourself up.~ $OA $n cheers $mself on.~ !$Name chekov~ $CNA You speak your best Russian in hopes of finding a nuclear wessel.~ $ONA $n asks sheepishly, 'Ver are the nuclear wessels?'~ $CF You ask $M about the nuclear wessels.~ $OF $n asks $N sheepishly, 'Ver are the nuclear wessels?'~ $VF $n asks you sheepishly, 'Ver are the nuclear wessels?'~ $CA You look around, muttering, 'Ver are the nuclear wessels?'~ $OA $n looks around, muttering, 'Ver are the nuclear wessels?'~ !$Name cherish~ $CNA You cherish the moment.~ $ONA $n cherishes the moment.~ $CF You cherish $M with all your heart.~ $OF $n cherishes $N with all $s heart.~ $VF $n cherishes you with all $s heart.~ $CA You cherish yourself. Getting a bit narcissistic, are you?~ $OA $n cherishes $mself narcissistically.~ !$Name chuckle~ $CNA You chuckle politely.~ $ONA $n chuckles politely.~ $CF You chuckle at $S joke.~ $OF $n chuckles at $N's joke.~ $VF $n chuckles at your joke.~ $CA You chuckle at your own joke, since no one else would.~ $OA $n chuckles at $s own joke, since none of you would.~ !$Name clap~ $CNA You clap your hands together.~ $ONA $n shows $s approval by clapping $s hands together.~ $CF You clap at $S performance.~ $OF $n claps at $N's performance.~ $VF $n claps at your performance.~ $CA You clap at your own performance.~ $OA $n claps at $s own performance.~ !$Name clue~ $CNA You mumble 'DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM ... ah, a clue!'~ $ONA $n mumbles 'DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM ... ah, a clue!'~ $CF You mumble 'DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM ... ah, a clue!'~ $OF $n mumbles 'DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM ... ah, a clue!'~ $VF $n mumbles 'DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM ... $N, aha, a clue!'~ $CA You mumble to yourself, 'DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM ... ah, a clue!'~ $OA $n mumbles to $mself, 'DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM ... ah, a clue!'~ !$Name clueless~ $CNA You chastise everyone in the room for being clueless.~ $ONA $n chastises everyone for being clueless.~ $CF You chastise $M for being clueless.~ $OF $n chastises $N for being clueless.~ $VF $n chastises you for being clueless.~ $CA You chastise yourself for being clueless. What a dweeb you are!~ $OA $n chastises $mself for being clueless. What a dweeb!~ !$Name coffee~ $CNA You sip from a hot cup of coffee.~ $ONA $n sips from a hot cup of coffee.~ $CF You offer $M a hot cup of strong coffee.~ $OF $n offers $N a hot cup of strong coffee.~ $VF $n offers you a hot cup of strong coffee.~ $CA You quaff a hot cup of strong coffee. You are WIRED.~ $OA $n quaffs a hot cup of strong coffee, getting WIRED.~ !$Name comfort~ $CNA Do you feel uncomfortable?~ $ONA ~ $CF You comfort $M.~ $OF $n comforts $N.~ $VF $n comforts you.~ $CA You make a vain attempt to comfort yourself.~ $OA $n has no one to comfort $m but $mself.~ !$Name cough~ $CNA You cough to clear your throat and eyes and nose and....~ $ONA $n coughs loudly.~ $CF You cough loudly. It must be $S fault, $E gave you this cold.~ $OF $n coughs loudly, and glares at $N, like it is $S fault.~ $VF $n coughs loudly, and glares at you. Did you give $M that cold?~ $CA You cough loudly. Why don't you take better care of yourself?~ $OA $n coughs loudly. $n should take better care of $mself.~ !$Name cower~ $CNA What are you afraid of?~ $ONA $n cowers in the corner from claustrophobia.~ $CF You cower in the corner at the sight of $M.~ $OF $n cowers in the corner at the sight of $N.~ $VF $n cowers in the corner at the sight of you.~ $CA You cower in the corner at the thought of yourself. You scaredy cat!~ $OA $n cowers in the corner. What is wrong with $m now?~ !$Name cringe~ $CNA You cringe in terror.~ $ONA $n cringes in terror!~ $CF You cringe away from $M.~ $OF $n cringes away from $N in mortal terror.~ $VF $n cringes away from you.~ $CA I beg your pardon?~ $OA ~ !$Name crush~ $CNA You squint and hold two fingers up, saying 'I'm crushing your heads!'~ $ONA $n squints and holds two fingers up, saying 'I'm crushing your heads!'~ $CF You hold two fingers up at $M and say, 'I'm crushing your head!'~ $OF $n holds two fingers up at $N and says, 'I'm crushing your head!'~ $VF $n holds two fingers up at you and says, 'I'm crushing your head!'~ $CA You crush yourself. YEEEEOOOUUUUCH!~ $OA $n crushes $mself into the ground. OUCH!~ !$Name cry~ $CNA Waaaaah ...~ $ONA $n bursts into tears.~ $CF You cry on $S shoulder.~ $OF $n cries on $N's shoulder.~ $VF $n cries on your shoulder.~ $CA You cry to yourself.~ $OA $n sobs quietly to $mself.~ !$Name cuddle~ $CNA Whom do you feel like cuddling today?~ $ONA ~ $CF You cuddle $M.~ $OF $n cuddles $N.~ $VF $n cuddles you.~ $CA You must feel very cuddly indeed ... :)~ $OA $n cuddles up to $s shadow. What a sorry sight.~ !$Name curse~ $CNA You swear loudly for a long time.~ $ONA $n swears: @*&^%@*&!~ $CF You swear at $M.~ $OF $n swears at $N.~ $VF $n swears at you! Where are $s manners?~ $CA You swear at your own mistakes.~ $OA $n starts swearing at $mself. Why don't you help?~ !$Name curtsey~ $CNA You curtsey to your audience.~ $ONA $n curtseys gracefully.~ $CF You curtsey to $M.~ $OF $n curtseys gracefully to $N.~ $VF $n curtseys gracefully for you.~ $CA You curtsey to your audience (yourself).~ $OA $n curtseys to $mself, since no one is paying attention to $m.~ !$Name crash~ $CNA You save, then hammer the MUD until it crumbles.~ $ONA $n saves, then pounds on the walls, hoping for a crash.~ $CF You scream at them, 'Oh NO! The MUD is about to crash!'~ $OF $n screams at $N, 'Oh NO! The MUD is about to crash!'~ $VF $n screams at you, 'Oh NO! The MUD is about to crash!'~ $CA Whoops! You just crashed the MUD, you clumsy fool.~ $OA Whoops! $n just crashed the MUD, $e needs to work on $s coding.~ !$Name dak~ $CNA You scan the room looking for someone to dak.~ $ONA $n is looking for someone to dak, better hide!~ $CF You tear $S pants to the ground and laugh at $M.~ $OF $n tears $N's pants to the ground and laughs unmercillessly.~ $VF $n has dakked you, your face turns a bright &rred&n.~ $CA You dak yourself and proudly flash your underwear.~ $OA $n has $s pants around $s ankles and is trying to show everyone $s underwear.~ !$Name dance~ $CNA Feels silly, doesn't it?~ $ONA $n tries to break dance, but nearly breaks $s neck!~ $CF You sweep $M into a romantic waltz.~ $OF $n sweeps $N into a romantic waltz.~ $VF $n sweeps you into a romantic waltz.~ $CA You skip and dance around by yourself.~ $OA $n dances a pas-de-une.~ !$Name dive~ $CNA You dive into the ocean.~ $ONA $n dives into the ocean.~ $CF You dive behind $M and hide.~ $OF $n dives behind $N and hides.~ $VF $n dives behind you and hides.~ $CA You take a dive.~ $OA $n takes a dive.~ !$Name dizzy~ $CNA You are so dizzy from all this chatter.~ $ONA $n spins twice and hits the ground, dizzy from all this chatter.~ $CF You are dizzy from all of $N's chatter.~ $OF $n spins twice and hits the ground, dizzy from all $N's chatter.~ $VF $n spins twice and hits the ground, dizzy from all your chatter.~ $CA You are dizzy from lack of air. Don't talk so much!~ $OA $n spins twice and falls to the ground from lack of air.~ !$Name doc~ $CNA You nibble on a carrot and say 'Eh, what's up Doc?'~ $ONA $n nibbles on a carrot and says 'Eh, what's up Doc?'~ $CF You nibble on a carrot and say to $M, 'Eh, what's up Doc?'~ $OF $n nibbles on a carrot and says to $N, 'Eh, what's up Doc?'~ $VF $n nibbles on a carrot and says to you, 'Eh, what's up Doc?'~ $CA You nibble on a carrot and say to yourself, 'Eh, what's up $n?'~ $OA $n nibbles on a carrot and says 'Eh, what's up Doc?'~ !$Name doh~ $CNA You say, 'Doh!!' and hit your forehead. What an idiot you are!~ $ONA $n hits $mself in the forehead and says, 'Doh!!!'~ $CF You say, 'Doh!!' and hit your forehead. What an idiot you are!~ $OF $n hits $mself in the forehead and says, 'Doh!!!'~ $VF $n hits $mself in the forehead and says, 'Doh!!!'~ $CA You hit yourself in the forehead and say, 'Doh!!!'~ $OA $n hits $mself in the forehead and says, 'Doh!!!'~ !$Name drool~ $CNA You drool on yourself.~ $ONA $n drools on $mself.~ $CF You drool all over $N.~ $OF $n drools all over $N.~ $VF $n drools all over you.~ $CA You drool on yourself.~ $OA $n drools on $mself.~ !$Name duck~ $CNA Whew! That was close!~ $ONA $n is narrowly missed by a low-flying dragon.~ $CF You duck behind $M. Whew! That was close!~ $OF $n ducks behind $N to avoid the fray.~ $VF $n ducks behind you to avoid the fray.~ $CA You duck behind yourself. Oww that hurts!~ $OA $n tries to duck behind $mself. $n needs help getting untied now.~ !$Name embrace~ $CNA Who do you want to hold?~ $ONA $n looks around for someone to hold close to $m.~ $CF You hold $M in a warm and loving embrace.~ $OF $n holds $N in a warm and loving embrace.~ $VF $n holds you in a warm and loving embrace.~ $CA You hold yourself in a warm and loving embrace. Feels silly doesn't it?~ $OA $n holds $mself in a warm and loving embrace. $e looks pretty silly.~ !$Name eskimo~ $CNA Who do you want to eskimo kiss with?~ $ONA $n is looking for someone to rub noses with. Any volunteers?~ $CF You rub noses with $M.~ $OF $n rubs noses with $N. You didn't know they were eskimos!~ $VF $n rubs noses with you.~ $CA You ponder the difficulties involved in rubbing noses with yourself.~ $OA $n ponders the difficulties involved in rubbing noses with $mself.~ !$Name eyebrow~ $CNA You raise an eyebrow.~ $ONA $n raises an eyebrow.~ $CF You raise an eyebrow at $M.~ $OF $n raises an eyebrow at $N.~ $VF $n raises an eyebrow at you.~ $CA You raise an eyebrow at yourself. That hurt!~ $OA $n raises an eyebrow at $mself. That must have hurt!~ !$Name faint~ $CNA You feel dizzy and hit the ground like a board.~ $ONA $n's eyes roll back in $s head and $e crumples to the ground.~ $CF You faint into $S arms.~ $OF $n faints into $N's arms.~ $VF $n faints into your arms. How romantic.~ $CA You look down at your condition and faint.~ $OA $n looks down at $s condition and faints dead away.~ !$Name fakerep~ $CNA &mYou report: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 1 tnl.&n~ $ONA &m$n reports: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 1 tnl.&n~ $CF &mYou report: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 1 tnl.&n~ $OF &m$n reports: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 1 tnl.&n~ $VF &m$n reports: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 1 tnl.&n~ $CA &mYou report: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 1 tnl.&n~ $OA &m$n reports: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 1 tnl.&n~ !$Name fart~ $CNA Where are your manners?~ $ONA $n lets off a real rip-roarer ... a greenish cloud envelops $n!~ $CF You fart at $M. Boy, you are sick.~ $OF $n farts in $N's direction. Better flee before $e turns to you!~ $VF $n farts in your direction. You gasp for air.~ $CA You fart at yourself. You deserve it.~ $OA $n farts at $mself. Better $m than you.~ !$Name flash~ $CNA You flash your naked body at the gawking crowd.~ $ONA $n flashes $s naked body at everyone. Gasp!~ $CF You flash your naked body at $M.~ $OF $n flashes $s naked body at $N. Aren't you jealous?~ $VF $n flashes $s naked body at you. Everyone else is jealous.~ $CA You flash your naked body at yourself. How strange.~ $OA $n is looking down $s shirt and grinning. Very wierd!~ !$Name flex~ $CNA You flex your bulging muscles at the beach crowd.~ $ONA $n flexes $s muscles and puts yours to shame!~ $CF You flex your bulging muscles at $M.~ $OF $n flexes $s muscles at $N.~ $VF $n flexes $s muscles at you. $n must be trying to impress you.~ $CA You flex your muscles at yourself. Wow, you are HUGE!~ $OA $n flexes $s muscles at $mself. How narcissistic!~ !$Name flip~ $CNA You flip head over heels.~ $ONA $n flips head over heels.~ $CF You flip $M over your shoulder.~ $OF $n flips $N over $s shoulder.~ $VF $n flips you over $s shoulder. Hmmmm.~ $CA You tumble all over the room.~ $OA $n does some nice tumbling and gymnastics.~ !$Name flirt~ $CNA Wink wink!~ $ONA $n flirts -- probably needs a date, huh?~ $CF You flirt with $M.~ $OF $n flirts with $N.~ $VF $n wants you to show some interest and is flirting with you.~ $CA You flirt with yourself.~ $OA $n flirts with $mself. Hoo boy.~ !$Name flutter~ $CNA You flutter your eyelashes.~ $ONA $n flutters $s eyelashes.~ $CF You flutter your eyelashes at $M.~ $OF $n flutters $s eyelashes in $N's direction.~ $VF $n looks at you and flutters $s eyelashes.~ $CA You flutter your eyelashes at the thought of yourself.~ $OA $n flutters $s eyelashes at no one in particular.~ !$Name fondle~ $CNA Who needs to be fondled?~ $ONA ~ $CF You fondly fondle $M.~ $OF $n fondly fondles $N.~ $VF $n fondly fondles you.~ $CA You fondly fondle yourself, feels funny doesn't it ?~ $OA $n fondly fondles $mself - this is going too far !!~ !$Name french~ $CNA Kiss whom?~ $ONA ~ $CF You give $N a long and passionate kiss.~ $OF $n kisses $N passionately.~ $VF $n gives you a long and passionate kiss.~ $CA You gather yourself in your arms and try to kiss yourself.~ $OA $n makes an attempt at kissing $mself.~ !$Name frown~ $CNA What's bothering you ?~ $ONA $n frowns.~ $CF You frown at what $E did.~ $OF $n frowns at what $N did.~ $VF $n frowns at what you did.~ $CA You frown at yourself. Poor baby.~ $OA $n frowns at $mself. Poor baby.~ !$Name fume~ $CNA You grit your teeth and fume with rage.~ $ONA $n grits $s teeth and fumes with rage.~ $CF You stare at $M, fuming.~ $OF $n stares at $N, fuming with rage.~ $VF $n stares at you, fuming with rage!~ $CA That's right - hate yourself!~ $OA $n clenches $s fists and stomps $s feet, fuming with anger.~ !$Name gag~ $CNA You gag in disgust.~ $ONA $n gags in disgust.~ $CF You stuff a sock in $s mouth, gagging $M. Ahhhhhhh...sweet silence!~ $OF $n stuffs a sock in $N's mouth, gagging $M. Ahhhhhhh...sweet silence!~ $VF $n gags your mouth with a sock. Everyone enjoys a moment of silence.~ $CA You gag yourself with a sock before you say something you might regret.~ $OA $n gags $mself with a sock before $e says something $e might regret.~ !$Name garth~ $CNA You will give your weapons away....NOT.~ $ONA $n yells 'WAYNE'S WORLD WAYNE'S WORLD -- PARTY TIME! EXCELLENT!'~ $CF You yell 'WAYNE'S WORLD WAYNE'S WORLD -- PARTY TIME! EXCELLENT!'~ $OF $n yells 'WAYNE'S WORLD WAYNE'S WORLD -- PARTY TIME! EXCELLENT!'~ $VF $n yells 'WAYNE'S WORLD WAYNE'S WORLD -- PARTY TIME! EXCELLENT!'~ $CA You yell 'WAYNE'S WORLD WAYNE'S WORLD -- PARTY TIME! EXCELLENT!'~ $OA $n yells 'WAYNE'S WORLD WAYNE'S WORLD -- PARTY TIME! EXCELLENT!'~ !$Name gasp~ $CNA You gasp in astonishment.~ $ONA $n gasps in astonishment.~ $CF You gasp as you realize what $E did.~ $OF $n gasps as $e realizes what $N did.~ $VF $n gasps as $e realizes what you did.~ $CA You look at yourself and gasp!~ $OA $n takes one look at $mself and gasps in astonishment!~ !$Name gawk~ $CNA You gawk at evryone around you.~ $ONA $n gawks at everyone in the room.~ $CF You gawk at $M.~ $OF $n gawks at $N.~ $VF $n gawks at you.~ $CA You gawk as you think what you must look like to others.~ $OA $n is gawking again. What is on $s mind?~ !$Name german~ $CNA You speak your best German in hopes of getting a beer.~ $ONA $n says 'Du bist das hundchen!' What the hell?~ $CF You speak your best German to $M in hopes of getting a beer.~ $OF $n says to $N, 'Du bist das hundchen!' What the hell?~ $VF $n says to you, 'Du bist das hundchen!' What the hell?~ $CA You speak your best German in hopes of getting a beer.~ $OA $n says 'Du bist das hundchen!' What the hell?~ !$Name ghug~ $CNA GROUP HUG! GROUP HUG!~ $ONA $n hugs you all in a big group hug. How sweet!~ $CF GROUP HUG! GROUP HUG!~ $OF $n hugs you all in a big group hug. How sweet!~ $VF $n hugs you all in a big group hug. How sweet!~ $CA GROUP HUG! GROUP HUG!~ $OA $n hugs you all in a big group hug. How sweet!~ !$Name giggle~ $CNA You giggle.~ $ONA $n giggles.~ $CF You giggle in $S presence.~ $OF $n giggles at $N's actions.~ $VF $n giggles at you. Hope it's not contagious!~ $CA You giggle at yourself. You must be nervous or something.~ $OA $n giggles at $mself. $e must be nervous or something.~ !$Name glare~ $CNA You glare at nothing in particular.~ $ONA $n glares around $m.~ $CF You glare icily at $M.~ $OF $n glares at $N.~ $VF $n glares icily at you, you feel cold to your bones.~ $CA You glare icily at your feet, they are suddenly very cold.~ $OA $n glares at $s feet, what is bothering $m?~ !$Name goose~ $CNA You honk like a goose.~ $ONA $n honks like a goose.~ $CF You goose $S luscious bottom.~ $OF $n gooses $N's soft behind.~ $VF $n squeezes your tush. Oh my!~ $CA You goose yourself.~ $OA $n gooses $mself. Yuck.~ !$Name grimace~ $CNA You contort your face in disgust.~ $ONA $n grimaces in disgust.~ $CF You grimace in disgust at $M.~ $OF $n grimaces in disgust at $N.~ $VF $n grimaces in disgust at you.~ $CA You grimace at yourself in disgust.~ $OA $n grimaces at $mself in disgust.~ !$Name grin~ $CNA You grin evilly.~ $ONA $n grins evilly.~ $CF You grin evilly at $M.~ $OF $n grins evilly at $N.~ $VF $n grins evilly at you. Hmmm. Better keep your distance.~ $CA You grin at yourself. You must be getting very bad thoughts.~ $OA $n grins at $mself. You must wonder what's in $s mind.~ !$Name groan~ $CNA You groan loudly.~ $ONA $n groans loudly.~ $CF You groan at the sight of $M.~ $OF $n groans at the sight of $N.~ $VF $n groans at the sight of you.~ $CA You groan as you realize what you have done.~ $OA $n groans as $e realizes what $e has done.~ !$Name grope~ $CNA You grope around blindly in the dark for a light switch.~ $ONA $n is groping around blindly in the dark for a light switch.~ $CF You grope at $S bits.~ $OF $n is unromantically feeling up $N.~ $VF $n unromantically gropes all your bits.~ $CA You grope yourself, oh yes!~ $OA $n gropes $mself, worse it looks like $e enjoys it.~ !$Name grovel~ $CNA You grovel in the dirt.~ $ONA $n grovels in the dirt.~ $CF You grovel before $M.~ $OF $n grovels in the dirt before $N.~ $VF $n grovels in the dirt before you.~ $CA That seems a little silly to me.~ $OA ~ !$Name growl~ $CNA Grrrrrrrrrr ...~ $ONA $n growls.~ $CF Grrrrrrrrrr ... take that, $N!~ $OF $n growls at $N. Better leave the room before the fighting starts.~ $VF $n growls at you. Hey, two can play it that way!~ $CA You growl at yourself. Boy, do you feel bitter!~ $OA $n growls at $mself. This could get interesting...~ !$Name grumble~ $CNA You grumble.~ $ONA $n grumbles.~ $CF You grumble to $M.~ $OF $n grumbles to $N.~ $VF $n grumbles to you.~ $CA You grumble under your breath.~ $OA $n grumbles under $s breath.~ !$Name grunt~ $CNA GRNNNHTTTT.~ $ONA $n grunts like a pig.~ $CF GRNNNHTTTT.~ $OF $n grunts to $N. What a pig!~ $VF $n grunts to you. What a pig!~ $CA GRNNNHTTTT.~ $OA $n grunts to $mself. What a pig!~ !$Name halo~ $CNA An aura of heavenly light appears above your head.~ $ONA An aura of heavenly light appears above $n's head.~ $CF You project an aura of heavenly light above $S head.~ $OF $n projects an aura of heavenly light above $N's head.~ $VF $n projects an aura of heavenly light above your head.~ $CA An aura of heavenly light appears above your head.~ $OA An aura of heavenly light appears above $n's head.~ !$Name hand~ $CNA Kiss whose hand?~ $ONA ~ $CF You kiss $S hand.~ $OF $n kisses $N's hand. How continental!~ $VF $n kisses your hand. How continental!~ $CA You kiss your own hand.~ $OA $n kisses $s own hand.~ !$Name handcuff~ $CNA You pull out a pair of handcuffs.~ $ONA $n pulls out a pair of handcuffs.~ $CF You handcuff $M, putting $M completely at your mercy.~ $OF $n handcuffs $N, pretty kinky, huh?~ $VF $n handcuffs you. This could get interesting.~ $CA You handcuff yourself. Too bad you can't seem to find the key.~ $OA $n handcuffs $mself. Too bad $e can't seem to find the key.~ !$Name hangover~ $CNA You pop a few aspirin and put on your sunglasses. Ow, your head hurts!~ $ONA $n holds $s head and says 'Quit breathing so loud!'~ $CF Won't $N be quiet? Your head is gonna split in two if $E keeps talking!~ $OF $n complains to $N 'Be quiet! I have a hangover!~ $VF $n complains to you 'Be quiet! I have a hangover!~ $CA You shoosh yourself. Be quiet! You have a hangover!~ $OA $n shooshes $mself. Wow, what a hangover that must be!~ !$Name happy~ $CNA You smile wide like Cindy Brady.~ $ONA $n is as happy as a maggot on a piece of rotten meat.~ $CF You smile wide at $M like Cindy Brady.~ $OF $n is as happy as a maggot on a piece of rotten meat.~ $VF $n is as happy as a maggot on a piece of rotten meat.~ $CA You smile wide like Cindy Brady.~ $OA $n is as happy as a maggot on a piece of rotten meat.~ !$Name hehe~ $CNA You titter inanely, "HEHEheHEheheHEHEhehe"~ $ONA $n titter inanely, "HEHEheHEheheHEHEhehe"~ $CF You titter inanely at $M, "HEHEheHEheheHEHEhehe"~ $OF $n titters inanely at $N, "HEHEheHEheheHEHEhehe"~ $VF $n titters inanely at you, "HEHEheHEheheHEHEhehe"~ $CA You titter inanely, "HEHEheHEheheHEHEhehe"~ $OA $n titter inanely, "HEHEheHEheheHEHEhehe"~ !$Name hello~ $CNA You say hello to everyone in the room.~ $ONA $n says hello to everyone in the room.~ $CF You tell $M how truly glad you are to see $M.~ $OF $n tells $N 'Hi!'~ $VF $n tells you how truly glad $e is that you are here.~ $CA You greet yourself enthusiastically.~ $OA $n greets $mself enthusiastically. How odd.~ !$Name hero~ $CNA You heroically risk life and limb to save the day.~ $ONA $n heroically risks life and limb to save the day.~ $CF You say to $M, '$N, YOU'RE MY HERO!'~ $OF $n says to $N, '$N, YOU'RE MY HERO!'~ $VF $n says to you, '$N, YOU'RE MY HERO!'~ $CA You try to look heroic.~ $OA $n does $s best impression of a hero.~ !$Name highfive~ $CNA You jump in the air...oops, better get someone else to join you.~ $ONA $n jumps in the air by $mself. Is $e a cheerleader, or just daft?~ $CF You jump in the air and give $M a big highfive!~ $OF $n jumps in the air and gives $N a big highfive!~ $VF $n jumps in the air and gives you a big highfive!~ $CA You jump in the air and congratulate yourself!~ $OA $n jumps in the air and gives $mself a big highfive! Wonder what $e did?~ !$Name holdon~ $CNA You pause for a moment, hesitant.~ $ONA $n pauses for a moment, somewhat hesitant.~ $CF You hold $M closely, hugging $M.~ $OF $n holds $N closely, hugging $M.~ $VF $n holds you closely, hugging you.~ $CA You have to hold yourself up you're so weary. Go to Sleep!~ $OA $n has to hold $mself up $e's so tired. $e should go to bed and get some sleep.~ !$Name hop~ $CNA You hop around like a little kid.~ $ONA $n hops around like a little kid.~ $CF You hop around like a little kid.~ $OF $n hops around like a little kid.~ $VF $n hops around like a little kid.~ $CA You hop around like a little kid.~ $OA $n hops around like a little kid.~ !$Name hologram~ $CNA You snap your fingers and create an illusion.~ $ONA $n leaves south.~ $CF You snap your fingers and create an illusion.~ $OF $n leaves south.~ $VF $n waves at you and leaves south.~ $CA You snap your fingers and create an illusion of yourself.~ $OA Suddenly, there are 2 $n's standing here!~ !$Name howl~ $CNA AHOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo.~ $ONA $n howls over the smoking corpse.~ $CF You howl at $M.~ $OF $n howls at $N. Someone's gonna die!~ $VF $n howls at you. You must be good looking.~ $CA You howl at yourself.~ $OA $n howls at $mself.~ !$Name hmm~ $CNA You Hmmmm out loud.~ $ONA $n thinks, 'Hmmmm.'~ $CF You gaze thoughtfully at $M and say 'Hmmm.'~ $OF $n gazes thoughtfully at $N and says 'Hmmm.'~ $VF $n gazes thoughtfully at you and says 'Hmmm.'~ $CA You Hmmmm out loud.~ $OA $n thinks, 'Hmmmm.'~ !$Name hug~ $CNA Hug whom?~ $ONA ~ $CF You hug $M.~ $OF $n hugs $N.~ $VF $n hugs you.~ $CA You hug yourself.~ $OA $n hugs $mself in a vain attempt to get friendship.~ !$Name hum~ $CNA Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmmmmmmm.~ $ONA $n hums like a bee with a chest cold.~ $CF You hum a little ditty for $M. Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmmmmmm.~ $OF $n hums a little ditty for $N. Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmmmmmm.~ $VF $n hums a little ditty for you. Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmmmmmm.~ $CA Hmm Hmm Hmmmmmmm.~ $OA $n hums like a bee with a chest cold.~ !$Name icecube~ $CNA You wonder who would like an ice cube down their shirt.~ $ONA With a devious look on $s face, $n hides something behind $s back.~ $CF You stuff an ice cube down $S shirt. You laugh as $E hops around.~ $OF $n stuffs an ice cube down $N's shirt, better hope that was $s last ice cube.~ $VF $n stuffs an ice cube down your shirt. Brrr! $n laughs as you struggle to get it out.~ $CA You stick an ice cube down your shirt. Brrr!~ $OA $n sticks an icecube down $s shirt, trying to cool off.~ !$Name invite~ $CNA You speak your best French in hopes of getting lucky.~ $ONA $n tells you, 'Voulez-vous couche avec moi ce soir?'~ $CF You speak your best French to $M in hopes of getting lucky.~ $OF $n tells $N, 'Voulez-vous couche avec moi ce soir?'~ $VF $n tells you, 'Voulez-vous couche avec moi ce soir?'~ $CA You speak your best French in hopes of getting lucky, with yourself???~ $OA $n says to $mself, 'Voulez-vous couche avec moi ce soir?'~ !$Name iwhistle~ $CNA You whistle innocently, trying to hide your guilt.~ $ONA $n whistles innocently.~ $CF You whistle innocently, avoiding $S question.~ $OF $n whistles innocently, a sure sign of guilt.~ $VF $n whistles innocently at your question...hmmmmm.~ $CA You whistle innocently.~ $OA $n whistles innocently, trying to hide $s guilt.~ !$Name jsave~ $CNA You profess 'Jesus saves! But Gretsky recovers...he scores!'~ $ONA $n announces 'Jesus saves! But Gretsky recovers...he scores!'~ $CF You profess 'Jesus saves! But Gretsky recovers...he scores!'~ $OF $n announces 'Jesus saves! But Gretsky recovers...he scores!'~ $VF $n announces to you 'Jesus saves! But Gretsky recovers...he scores!'~ $CA You profess 'Jesus saves! But Gretsky recovers...he scores!'~ $OA $n announces 'Jesus saves! But Gretsky recovers...he scores!'~ !$Name kiss~ $CNA Isn't there someone you want to kiss?~ $ONA ~ $CF You kiss $M.~ $OF $n kisses $N.~ $VF $n kisses you.~ $CA All the lonely people :(~ $OA ~ !$Name knee~ $CNA You slap your knees to make a cool rhythym.~ $ONA $n thinks that by slapping $s knees $e can be a musician.~ $CF You knee $M in the groin and $E doubles over in pain.~ $OF $n knees $N in the groin and $E doubles over in pain.~ $VF $n knees you in the groin and you double over in pain.~ $CA You try to knee yourself in the groin and you fall over.~ $OA $n tries to knee $mself in the groin but $e falls over.~ !$Name lag~ $CNA You complain about the lag, your hitpoints, your mana...~ $ONA $n has lost $s link because of the lag.~ $CF You complain to $N about the lag, your hitpoints, your mana...~ $OF $n has lost $s link because of the lag.~ $VF $n has lost $s link because of the lag.~ $CA You complain about the lag, your hitpoints, your mana...~ $OA $n has lost $s link because of the lag.~ !$Name laugh~ $CNA You laugh.~ $ONA $n laughs.~ $CF You laugh at $N mercilessly.~ $OF $n laughs at $N mercilessly.~ $VF $n laughs at you mercilessly. Hmmmmph.~ $CA You laugh at yourself. I would, too.~ $OA $n laughs at $mself. Let's all join in!!!~ !$Name lick~ $CNA You lick your lips and smile.~ $ONA $n licks $s lips and smiles.~ $CF You lick $M.~ $OF $n licks $N.~ $VF $n licks you.~ $CA You lick yourself.~ $OA $n licks $mself - YUCK.~ !$Name linkkill~ $CNA Whom do you wish to disconnect?~ $ONA ~ $CF You jump on $N's link and quickly sever it!~ $OF $n quickly severs $N's link.~ $VF $n has linkkilled you!~ $CA You grab hold of your link and tear it out, uh oh!~ $OA $n has just linkkiled $mself!~ !$Name listen~ $CNA You listen intently.~ $ONA $n listens intently.~ $CF You listen intently to what $E is saying.~ $OF $n listens intently to what $N is saying.~ $VF $n listens intently to what you are saying.~ $CA You pay close attention to what you are saying, trying to avoid saying something you shouldn't.~ $OA $n listens intently to $mself. $e must enjoy the sound of $s own voice.~ !$Name lol~ $CNA You laugh out loud, HAHAHA!~ $ONA $n laughs out loud, HAHAHA!~ $CF You laugh out loud at $N, HAHAHA!~ $OF $n is laughing at $N.~ $VF Aww man, $n is laughing at you again.~ $CA You laugh at yourself.~ $OA $n is laughing at $mself, $e must be deranged.~ !$Name love~ $CNA You love the whole world.~ $ONA $n loves everybody in the world.~ $CF You tell your true feelings to $N.~ $OF $n whispers softly to $N.~ $VF $n whispers to you sweet words of love.~ $CA Well, we already know you love yourself (lucky someone does!)~ $OA $n loves $mself, can you believe it ?~ !$Name maim~ $CNA Who do you want to maim?~ $ONA $n is looking for someone to maim.~ $CF You maim $M with your dull fingernails.~ $OF $n raises $s hand and tries to maim $N to pieces.~ $VF $n raises $s hand and paws at you. You've been maimed!~ $CA You maim yourself with your dull fingernails.~ $OA $n raises $s hand and maims $mself to pieces.~ !$Name marvelous~ $CNA You say 'Ah dahling, you look MAHVELLOUS!'~ $ONA $n says 'Ah dahling, you look MAHVELLOUS!'~ $CF You say to $M, 'Ah dahling, you look MAHVELLOUS!'~ $OF $n says to $N, 'Ah dahling, you look MAHVELLOUS!'~ $VF $n says to you, 'Ah dahling, you look MAHVELLOUS!'~ $CA You say 'Ah dahling, I look MAHVELLOUS!'~ $OA $n says 'Ah dahling, I look MAHVELLOUS!'~ !$Name massage~ $CNA Massage what? Thin air?~ $ONA ~ $CF You gently massage $N's shoulders.~ $OF $n massages $N's shoulders.~ $VF $n gently massages your shoulders. Ahhhhhhhhhh ...~ $CA You practice yoga as you try to massage yourself.~ $OA $n gives a show on yoga positions, trying to massage $mself.~ !$Name meow~ $CNA MEOW.~ $ONA $n meows. What's $e going to do next, wash $mself with $s tongue?~ $CF You meow at $M, hoping $E will give you some milk.~ $OF $n meows at $N, hoping $E will give $m some milk. ~ $VF $n meows at you. Maybe $e wants some milk.~ $CA You meow like a kitty cat.~ $OA $n meows like a kitty cat.~ !$Name mmm~ $CNA You go mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.~ $ONA $n says, 'mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.'~ $CF You go mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.~ $OF $n says, 'mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.'~ $VF $n thinks of you and says, 'mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.'~ $CA You think of yourself, and go mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.~ $OA $n thinks of $mself and says, 'mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.'~ !$Name moan~ $CNA You start to moan.~ $ONA $n starts moaning.~ $CF You moan for the loss of $M.~ $OF $n moans for the loss of $N.~ $VF $n moans at the sight of you. Hmmmm.~ $CA You moan at yourself.~ $OA $n makes $mself moan.~ !$Name monkey~ $CNA You scratch behind your ear with your left foot.~ $ONA $n is trying to prove $e really is descended from the apes.~ $CF You ask $N for a banana.~ $OF $n asks $N for a banana, what does $e think $e is?~ $VF $n asks you for a banana, what does $e think $e is?~ $CA You pound your chest and howl for a banana.~ $OA $n is pounding $s chest and howling strangely.~ !$Name mooch~ $CNA You beg for money, weapons, coins.~ $ONA $n says 'Spare change?'~ $CF You beg $N for money, weapons, coins.~ $OF $n begs you for favors of the insidious type...~ $VF $n begs you for favors of the insidious type...~ $CA You beg for money, weapons, coins.~ $OA $n says 'Spare change?'~ !$Name moocow~ $CNA You make cow noises. Mooooooooooooooooooo!~ $ONA $n Mooooooooooooooooooooooooos like a cow.~ $CF You make cow noises at $M. Mooooooooooooooooooo!~ $OF $n Mooooooooooooooooooooooooos like a cow at $N.~ $VF $n looks at you and Mooooooooooooooooooooooooos like a cow.~ $CA You make cow noises. Mooooooooooooooooooo!~ $OA $n Mooooooooooooooooooooooooos like a cow.~ !$Name moon~ $CNA Gee your butt is big.~ $ONA $n moons the entire room.~ $CF You show your big butt to $M.~ $OF $n shows $s big butt to $N. Find a paddle, quick!~ $VF $n shows $s big ugly butt to you. How do you like it?~ $CA You moon yourself.~ $OA $n moons $mself. Ugliest butt you ever saw.~ !$Name mosh~ $CNA You MOSH insanely about the room.~ $ONA $n MOSHES insanely about the room.~ $CF You MOSH $M into a pile of Jello pudding. Ewww!~ $OF $n MOSHES $N into Jello pudding. Ah, the blood!~ $VF $n MOSHES you into the ground.~ $CA You MOSH yourself. Ah the blood!~ $OA $n MOSHES and MOSHES and MOSHES and MOSHES...~ !$Name muhaha~ $CNA You laugh diabolically. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!~ $ONA $n laughs diabolically. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!~ $CF You laugh at $M diabolically. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!~ $OF $n laughs at $N diabolically. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!~ $VF $n laughs at you diabolically. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!~ $CA Muhaha at yourself?? Wierd.~ $OA ~ !$Name mwalk~ $CNA You grab your hat and moonwalk across the room.~ $ONA $n grabs $s black hat and sparkly glove and moonwalks across the room.~ $CF You grab your hat and moonwalk across the room.~ $OF $n grabs $s black hat and sparkly glove and moonwalks across the room.~ $VF $n grabs $s black hat and sparkly glove and moonwalks across the room.~ $CA You grab your hat and moonwalk across the room.~ $OA $n grabs $s black hat and sparkly glove and moonwalks across the room.~ !$Name mutter~ $CNA You mutter angrily under your breath.~ $ONA $n angrily mutters something under $s breath.~ $CF You mutter about $N's bad habits.~ $OF $n mutters something about $N's bad habits.~ $VF $n mutters something about your bad habits, you!?! NEVER!~ $CA You mumble something under your breath.~ $OA $n is mumbling again, you wonder about contacting the funny farm.~ !$Name nail~ $CNA You nibble nervously on your nails.~ $ONA $n nibbles nervously on $s fingernails.~ $CF You nibble nervously on your nails.~ $OF $n nibbles nervously on $s fingernails.~ $VF $n nibbles nervously on your fingernails. Yuck!~ $CA You nibble nervously on your nails.~ $OA $n nibbles nervously on $s fingernails.~ !$Name nasty~ $CNA You do the best imitation of the nasty you can.~ $ONA $n does the nasty solo? -- wow.~ $CF You do the nasty with $M.~ $OF $n does the nasty with $N. Find a firehose quick!~ $VF $n does the nasty with you. How do you like it?~ $CA You do the nasty with yourself.~ $OA $n does the nasty with $mself. Hoo boy.~ !$Name ni~ $CNA You exclaim proudly, 'I am a knight that goes NI!'~ $ONA $n exclaims proudly, 'I am a knight that goes NI!'~ $CF You exclaim proudly to $M, 'I am a knight that goes NI!'~ $OF $n exclaims proudly to $N, 'I am a knight that goes NI!'~ $VF $n proudly exclaims to you, 'I am a knight that goes NI!'~ $CA You exclaim proudly, 'I am a knight that goes NI!'~ $OA $n exclaims proudly, 'I am a knight that goes NI!'~ !$Name nibble~ $CNA Nibble on whom?~ $ONA ~ $CF You nibble on $N's ear.~ $OF $n nibbles on $N's ear.~ $VF $n nibbles on your ear.~ $CA You nibble on your OWN ear.~ $OA $n nibbles on $s OWN ear.~ !$Name nod~ $CNA You nod affirmative.~ $ONA $n nods affirmative.~ $CF You nod in recognition to $M.~ $OF $n nods in recognition to $N.~ $VF $n nods in recognition to you. You DO know $m, right?~ $CA You nod at yourself. Are you getting senile?~ $OA $n nods at $mself. $e must be getting senile.~ !$Name noogie~ $CNA You look around, wondering who would like to get a noogie.~ $ONA $n looks around, wondering who would like to get a noogie.~ $CF You put $M in a headlock and give $M a severe noogie.~ $OF $n puts $N in a headlock and gives $M a noogie.~ $VF $n puts you in a headlock and gives you a severe noogie.~ $CA You give yourself a noogie. What a goof!~ $OA $n gives $mself a noogie. What a goof!~ !$Name nose~ $CNA Gee your nose is big.~ $ONA $n noses around in your business.~ $CF You tweak $S nose.~ $OF $n tweaks $N's nose. Ow!~ $VF $n tweaks your nose. Ow!~ $CA You wiggle your nose.~ $OA $n wiggles $s nose.~ !$Name nudge~ $CNA Nudge whom?~ $ONA ~ $CF You nudge $M.~ $OF $n nudges $N.~ $VF $n nudges you.~ $CA You nudge yourself, for some strange reason.~ $OA $n nudges $mself, to keep $mself awake.~ !$Name nuke~ $CNA Who do you want to nuke?~ $ONA $n tries to put something in the microwave.~ $CF You envelop $M in a mushroom cloud.~ $OF $n detonates a nuclear warhead at $N. Uh oh!~ $VF $n envelops you in a mushroom cloud.~ $CA You nuke yourself.~ $OA $n puts $mself in the microwave.~ !$Name nuzzle~ $CNA Nuzzle whom?~ $ONA ~ $CF You nuzzle $S neck softly.~ $OF $n softly nuzzles $N's neck.~ $VF $n softly nuzzles your neck.~ $CA I'm sorry, friend, but that's impossible.~ $OA ~ !$Name ogle~ $CNA Whom do you want to ogle?~ $ONA ~ $CF You ogle $M like $E was a piece of meat.~ $OF $n ogles $N. Maybe you should leave them alone for awhile?~ $VF $n ogles you. Guess what $e is thinking about?~ $CA You ogle yourself. You may just be too wierd for this mud.~ $OA $n ogles $mself. Better hope that $e stops there.~ !$Name ohno~ $CNA Oh no! You did it again!~ $ONA Oh no! $n did it again!~ $CF You exclaim to $M, 'Oh no! I did it again!'~ $OF $n exclaims to $N, 'Oh no! I did it again!'~ $VF $n exclaims to you, 'Oh no! I did it again!'~ $CA You exclaim to yourself, 'Oh no! I did it again!'~ $OA $n exclaims to $mself, 'Oh no! I did it again!'~ !$Name oink~ $CNA You make pig noises. OINK!~ $ONA $n oinks 'OINK OINK OINK!'~ $CF You make pig noises at $M. OINK!~ $OF $n oinks at $N: 'OINK OINK OINK!'~ $VF $n oinks at you: 'OINK OINK OINK!'~ $CA You make pig noises. OINK!~ $OA $n oinks 'OINK OINK OINK!'~ !$Name ooo~ $CNA You go ooOOooOOooOOoo.~ $ONA $n says, 'ooOOooOOooOOoo.'~ $CF You go ooOOooOOooOOoo.~ $OF $n says, 'ooOOooOOooOOoo.'~ $VF $n thinks of you and says, 'ooOOooOOooOOoo.'~ $CA You go ooOOooOOooOOoo.~ $OA $n says, 'ooOOooOOooOOoo.'~ !$Name pat~ $CNA Pat whom?~ $ONA ~ $CF You pat $N on $S head.~ $OF $n pats $N on $S head.~ $VF $n pats you on your head.~ $CA You pat yourself on your head. Aren't you proud?~ $OA $n pats $mself on the head. $e is proud of $mself!~ !$Name peck~ $CNA You peck for seeds on the ground.~ $ONA $n pecks for seeds on the ground.~ $CF You give $M a little peck on the cheek.~ $OF $n gives $N a small peck on the cheek.~ $VF $n gives you a sweet peck on the cheek.~ $CA You kiss your own pectoral muscles.~ $OA $n pecks $mself on $s pectoral muscles.~ !$Name peer~ $CNA You peer intently about your surroundings.~ $ONA $n peers intently about the area, looking for thieves no doubt.~ $CF You peer at $M quizzically.~ $OF $n peers at $N quizzically.~ $VF $n peers at you quizzically.~ $CA You peer intently about your surroundings.~ $OA $n peers intently about the area, looking for thieves no doubt.~ !$Name phaser~ $CNA You aim your phasers at everyone in the room.~ $ONA $n aims a phaser at everyone in the room. LOOK OUT!~ $CF You set your phaser on OWCH and point it at $M.~ $OF $n sets $s phaser on OWCH and points it at $N. Uh oh...~ $VF $n sets $s phaser on OWCH and points it at you. Uh oh...~ $CA You aim your phasers at yourself. Duck!~ $OA $n aims $s phasers at $mself. Maybe $e's depressed?~ !$Name pinch~ $CNA You toss a pinch of salt over your shoulder.~ $ONA $n tosses a pinch of salt over $s shoulder.~ $CF You pinch $S rosy cheeks.~ $OF $n pinches $N's rosy cheeks.~ $VF $n pinches your chubby cheeks.~ $CA You need a pinch of salt.~ $OA $n needs a pinch of salt.~ !$Name ping~ $CNA Ping who?~ $ONA ~ $CF You ping $N. $N is unreachable.~ $OF $n pings $N. $N is unreachable.~ $VF $n pings you. Is your server dead or alive?~ $CA You ping yourself. Ooof!~ $OA $n pings $mself. Ooof!~ !$Name point~ $CNA Point at whom?~ $ONA ~ $CF You point at $M accusingly.~ $OF $n points at $N accusingly.~ $VF $n points at you accusingly.~ $CA You point proudly at yourself.~ $OA $n points proudly at $mself.~ !$Name poke~ $CNA Poke whom?~ $ONA ~ $CF You poke $M in the ribs.~ $OF $n pokes $N in the ribs.~ $VF $n pokes you in the ribs.~ $CA You poke yourself in the ribs, feeling very silly.~ $OA $n pokes $mself in the ribs, looking very sheepish.~ !$Name ponder~ $CNA You ponder the question.~ $ONA $n sits down and thinks deeply.~ $CF $n sits down and thinks deeply.~ $OF $n sits down and thinks deeply.~ $VF $n sits down and thinks deeply.~ $CA $n sits down and thinks deeply.~ $OA $n sits down and thinks deeply.~ !$Name possum~ $CNA You do your best imitation of a corpse.~ $ONA $n hits the ground... DEAD.~ $CF You do your best imitation of a corpse.~ $OF $n hits the ground... DEAD.~ $VF $n hits the ground... DEAD.~ $CA You do your best imitation of a corpse.~ $OA $n hits the ground... DEAD.~ !$Name potato~ $CNA You juggle a hot potato in your hands.~ $ONA $n juggles a hot potato in $s hands.~ $CF You juggle a hot potato and pass it onto $M.~ $OF $n juggles a hot potato and gives it to $N!~ $VF $n juggles a hot potato and gives it to YOU!~ $CA You juggle a hot potato in your hands.~ $OA $n juggles a hot potato in $s hands.~ !$Name poupon~ $CNA You say 'Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?'.~ $ONA $n says 'Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?'~ $CF You say to $M, 'Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?'.~ $OF $n says to $N, 'Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?'~ $VF $n says to you, 'Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?'~ $CA You say 'Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?'.~ $OA $n says 'Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?'~ !$Name pout~ $CNA Ah, don't take it so hard.~ $ONA $n pouts.~ $CF Ah, don't take it so hard.~ $OF $n pouts at $N. What did $N do?~ $VF $n pouts at you. What did you do to $m?~ $CA Ah, don't take it so hard.~ $OA $n pouts.~ !$Name pray~ $CNA You feel righteous, and maybe a little foolish.~ $ONA $n begs and grovels to the powers that be.~ $CF You crawl in the dust before $M.~ $OF $n falls down and grovels in the dirt before $N.~ $VF $n kisses the dirt at your feet.~ $CA Talk about narcissism ...~ $OA $n mumbles a prayer to $mself.~ !$Name pretend~ $CNA You pretend you are a GOD, and slay everyone in sight!~ $ONA $n is pretending $e is an implementor again. *sigh*~ $CF You pretend you are a GOD, and demote $M to level 1.~ $OF $n pretends $e is a GOD, and says, '$N, you're demoted to level 1!'~ $VF $n pretends $e is a GOD, and says, 'You are demoted to level 1!'~ $CA You pretend you are an implementor, and you demote yourself to level 1.~ $OA $n pretends $e is a GOD, and demotes $mself to level 1.~ !$Name propose~ $CNA You propose a contract game of bridge.~ $ONA $n proposes a contract game of bridge.~ $CF You propose marriage to $M.~ $OF $n gets down on one knee and proposes to $N.~ $VF $n says quietly 'Will you marry me?'~ $CA Even you wouldn't marry yourself.~ $OA $n refuses the proposal made by $mself.~ !$Name puke~ $CNA You puke ... chunks everywhere!~ $ONA $n pukes.~ $CF You puke on $M.~ $OF $n pukes on $N.~ $VF $n spews vomit and pukes all over your clothing!~ $CA You puke on yourself.~ $OA $n pukes on $s clothes.~ !$Name punch~ $CNA Punch whom?~ $ONA ~ $CF You punch $M playfully.~ $OF $n punches $N playfully.~ $VF $n punches you playfully. OUCH!~ $CA You punch yourself. You deserve it.~ $OA $n punches $mself. Why don't you join in?~ !$Name purr~ $CNA MMMMEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW.~ $ONA $n purrs contentedly.~ $CF You purr contentedly in $S lap.~ $OF $n purrs contentedly in $N's lap.~ $VF $n purrs contentedly in your lap.~ $CA You purr at yourself.~ $OA $n purrs at $mself. Must be a cat thing.~ !$Name push~ $CNA You push the history-eraser button! BUT, nothing seems to happen.~ $ONA $n pushes the history-eraser button! BUT, nothing seems to happen.~ $CF You push $M away in disgust.~ $OF $n pushes $N away in disgust.~ $VF $n pushes you away in disgust.~ $CA You push yourself to the limit of your abilities.~ $OA $n pushes $mself to the limits of $s abilites.~ !$Name raise~ $CNA You raise your hand in response.~ $ONA $n raises $s hand in response.~ $CF You raise your hand in response.~ $OF $n raises $s hand in response.~ $VF $n raises $s hand in response to you.~ $CA You raise your hand in response.~ $OA $n raises $s hand in response.~ !$Name reassure~ $CNA You reassure everyone that everything will be ok.~ $ONA $n reassures everyone that everything will be ok.~ $CF You hug $M reassuringly.~ $OF $n hugs $N reassuringly.~ $VF $n hugs you reassuringly.~ $CA You try to reassure yourself that everything will be ok.~ $OA $n tries to reassure $mself that everything will be ok.~ !$Name renandstimpy~ $CNA You say, 'Oh Happy Happy, Joy Joy!'~ $ONA $n exclaims, 'Oh Happy Happy, Joy Joy!'~ $CF You exclaim, 'Oh Happy Happy, Joy Joy!' at the mere thought of $M.~ $OF $n exclaims, 'Oh Happy Happy, Joy Joy!' as $e sees $N enter the room.~ $VF $n exclaims, 'Oh Happy Happy, Joy Joy!' when $e sees you approach.~ $CA You exclaim, 'Oh Happy Happy, Joy Joy!' at the thought of yourself.~ $OA $n exclaims, 'Oh Happy Happy, Joy Joy!' at the thought of $mself.~ !$Name rofl~ $CNA You roll on the floor laughing hysterically.~ $ONA $n rolls on the floor laughing hysterically.~ $CF You laugh your head off at $S remark.~ $OF $n rolls on the floor laughing at $N's remark.~ $VF $n can't stop laughing at your remark.~ $CA You roll on the floor and laugh at yourself.~ $OA $n laughs at $mself. Join in the fun.~ !$Name roll~ $CNA You roll your eyes.~ $ONA $n rolls $s eyes.~ $CF You roll your eyes at $M.~ $OF $n rolls $s eyes at $N.~ $VF $n rolls $s eyes at you.~ $CA You roll your eyes at yourself.~ $OA $n rolls $s eyes at $mself.~ !$Name rub~ $CNA You rub your eyes. How long have you been at this?~ $ONA $n rubs $s eyes. $n must have been playing all day.~ $CF You rub your eyes. Has $N been playing as long as you have?~ $OF $n rubs $s eyes. $n must have been playing all day.~ $VF $n rubs $s eyes. Have you been playing as long as $m?~ $CA You rub your eyes. How long have you been at this?~ $OA $n rubs $s eyes. $n must have been playing all day.~ !$Name ruffle~ $CNA You've got to ruffle SOMEONE.~ $ONA ~ $CF You ruffle $N's hair playfully.~ $OF $n ruffles $N's hair playfully.~ $VF $n ruffles your hair playfully.~ $CA You ruffle your hair.~ $OA $n ruffles $s hair.~ !$Name russian~ $CNA You speak Russian. Yeah, right. Dream on.~ $ONA $n says 'Ya horosho stari malenky koshka.' Huh?~ $CF You speak Russian to $M. Yeah, right. Dream on.~ $OF $n says to $N 'Ya horosho stari malenky koshka.' Huh?~ $VF $n says to you 'Ya horosho stari malenky koshka.' Huh?~ $CA You speak Russian. Yeah, right. Dream on.~ $OA $n says 'Ya horosho stari malenky koshka.' Huh?~ !$Name sad~ $CNA You put on a glum expression.~ $ONA $n looks particularly glum today. *sniff*~ $CF You give $M your best glum expression.~ $OF $n looks at $N glumly. *sniff* Poor $n.~ $VF $n looks at you glumly. *sniff* Poor $n.~ $CA You bow your head and twist your toe in the dirt glumly.~ $OA $n bows $s head and twists $s toe in the dirt glumly.~ !$Name salute~ $CNA You salute smartly.~ $ONA $n salutes smartly.~ $CF You salute $M.~ $OF $n salutes $N.~ $VF $n salutes you.~ $CA Huh?~ $OA ~ !$Name scold~ $CNA You scold everyone for being so naughty!~ $ONA $n scolds everyone for being so naughty!~ $CF You scold $M for being so naughty!~ $OF $n scolds $N for being so naughty!~ $VF $n scolds you for being so naughty!~ $CA You scold yourself for being so naughty!~ $OA $n scolds $mself for being so naughty!~ !$Name scream~ $CNA ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!~ $ONA $n screams loudly!~ $CF ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!! Yes, it MUST have been $S fault!!!~ $OF $n screams loudly at $N. Better leave before $e blames you, too!!!~ $VF $n screams at you! That's not nice! *sniff*~ $CA You scream at yourself. Yes, that's ONE way of relieving tension!~ $OA $n screams loudly at $mself! Is there a full moon up?~ !$Name shake~ $CNA You shake your head.~ $ONA $n shakes $s head.~ $CF You shake $S hand.~ $OF $n shakes $N's hand.~ $VF $n shakes your hand.~ $CA You are shaken by yourself.~ $OA $n shakes and quivers like a bowl full of jelly.~ !$Name shiver~ $CNA Brrrrrrrrr.~ $ONA $n shivers uncomfortably.~ $CF You shiver at the thought of fighting $M.~ $OF $n shivers at the thought of fighting $N.~ $VF $n shivers at the suicidal thought of fighting you.~ $CA You shiver to yourself?~ $OA $n scares $mself to shivers.~ !$Name shrug~ $CNA You shrug.~ $ONA $n shrugs helplessly.~ $CF You shrug in response to $S question.~ $OF $n shrugs in response to $N's question.~ $VF $n shrugs in response to your question.~ $CA You shrug to yourself.~ $OA $n shrugs to $mself. What a strange person.~ !$Name sigh~ $CNA You sigh.~ $ONA $n sighs loudly.~ $CF You sigh as you think of $M.~ $OF $n sighs at the sight of $N.~ $VF $n sighs as $e thinks of you. Touching, huh?~ $CA You sigh at yourself. You MUST be lonely.~ $OA $n sighs at $mself. What a sorry sight.~ !$Name sing~ $CNA You raise your clear voice towards the sky.~ $ONA $n has begun to sing.~ $CF You sing a ballad to $M.~ $OF $n sings a ballad to $N.~ $VF $n sings a ballad to you! How sweet!~ $CA You sing a little ditty to yourself.~ $OA $n sings a little ditty to $mself.~ !$Name slobber~ $CNA You slobber all over the floor.~ $ONA $n slobbers all over the floor.~ $CF You slobber all over $M.~ $OF $n slobbers all over $N.~ $VF $n slobbers all over you.~ $CA You slobber all down your front.~ $OA $n slobbers all over $mself.~ !$Name smile~ $CNA You smile happily.~ $ONA $n smiles happily.~ $CF You smile at $M.~ $OF $n beams a smile at $N.~ $VF $n smiles at you.~ $CA You smile at yourself.~ $OA $n smiles at $mself.~ !$Name smirk~ $CNA You smirk.~ $ONA $n smirks.~ $CF You smirk at $S saying.~ $OF $n smirks at $N's saying.~ $VF $n smirks at your saying.~ $CA You smirk at yourself. Okay ...~ $OA $n smirks at $s own 'wisdom'.~ !$Name smoke~ $CNA You calmly light a cigarette and take a puff.~ $ONA $n calmly lights a cigarette and take a puff.~ $CF You blow smoke into $S eyes.~ $OF $n blows smoke into $N's eyes.~ $VF $n blows smoke rings into your eyes.~ $CA You call down lightning and SMOKE yourself.~ $OA $n calls down lightning and SMOKES $mself.~ !$Name smooch~ $CNA You are searching for someone to smooch.~ $ONA $n is looking for someone to smooch.~ $CF You give $M a nice, wet smooch.~ $OF $n and $N are smooching in the corner.~ $VF $n smooches you passionately on the lips.~ $CA You smooch yourself.~ $OA $n smooches $mself. Yuck.~ !$Name snap~ $CNA PRONTO ! You snap your fingers.~ $ONA $n snaps $s fingers.~ $CF You snap back at $M.~ $OF $n snaps back at $N.~ $VF $n snaps back at you!~ $CA You snap yourself to attention.~ $OA $n snaps $mself to attention.~ !$Name snarl~ $CNA You grizzle your teeth and look mean.~ $ONA $n snarls angrily.~ $CF You snarl at $M.~ $OF $n snarls at $N.~ $VF $n snarls at you, for some reason.~ $CA You snarl at yourself.~ $OA $n snarls at $mself.~ !$Name sneeze~ $CNA Gesundheit!~ $ONA $n sneezes.~ $CF $n sneezes.~ $OF $n sneezes.~ $VF $n sneezes.~ $CA $n sneezes.~ $OA $n sneezes.~ !$Name snicker~ $CNA You snicker softly.~ $ONA $n snickers softly.~ $CF You snicker with $M about your shared secret.~ $OF $n snickers with $N about their shared secret.~ $VF $n snickers with you about your shared secret.~ $CA You snicker at your own evil thoughts.~ $OA $n snickers at $s own evil thoughts.~ !$Name sniff~ $CNA You sniff sadly. *SNIFF*~ $ONA $n sniffs sadly.~ $CF You sniff sadly at the way $E is treating you.~ $OF $n sniffs sadly at the way $N is treating $m.~ $VF $n sniffs sadly at the way you are treating $m.~ $CA You sniff sadly at your lost opportunities.~ $OA $n sniffs sadly at $mself. Something MUST be bothering $m.~ !$Name snore~ $CNA Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.~ $ONA $n snores loudly.~ $CF $n snores loudly.~ $OF $n snores loudly.~ $VF $n snores loudly.~ $CA $n snores loudly.~ $OA $n snores loudly.~ !$Name snort~ $CNA You snort.~ $ONA $n takes a sniff of some white powder and looks VERY relieved.~ $CF You snort. Maybe $N would like some?~ $OF $n takes a sniff of some white powder and looks VERY relieved.~ $VF $n takes a sniff of some white powder and looks VERY relieved. Like some?~ $CA You snort.~ $OA $n takes a sniff of some white powder and looks VERY relieved.~ !$Name snowball~ $CNA Whom do you want to throw a snowball at?~ $ONA ~ $CF You throw a snowball in $N's face.~ $OF $n throws a snowball at $N.~ $VF $n throws a snowball at you.~ $CA You throw a snowball at yourself.~ $OA $n throws a snowball at $mself.~ !$Name snuggle~ $CNA Who?~ $ONA ~ $CF You snuggle $M.~ $OF $n snuggles up to $N.~ $VF $n snuggles up to you.~ $CA You snuggle up, getting ready to sleep.~ $OA $n snuggles up, getting ready to sleep.~ !$Name spam~ $CNA You mutter 'SPAM' quietly to yourself.~ $ONA $n sings 'SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM....'~ $CF You hurl a can of SPAM at $M.~ $OF $n hurls a can of SPAM at $N.~ $VF $n SPAMS you viciously.~ $CA You mutter 'SPAM' in the corner quietly.~ $OA $n mutters 'SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM'. Join in!~ !$Name spanish~ $CNA You speak Spanish or at least you think you do.~ $ONA $n says 'Naces pendejo, mueres pendejo.' Uh oh.~ $CF You speak Spanish or at least you think you do.~ $OF $n says 'Naces pendejo, mueres pendejo.' Uh oh.~ $VF $n says 'Naces pendejo, mueres pendejo.' Uh oh.~ $CA You speak Spanish or at least you think you do.~ $OA $n says to $mself 'Naces pendejo, mueres pendejo.' Uh oh.~ !$Name spank~ $CNA Spank whom?~ $ONA ~ $CF You spank $M playfully.~ $OF $n spanks $N playfully.~ $VF $n spanks you playfully. OUCH!~ $CA You spank yourself. Kinky!~ $OA $n spanks $mself. Kinky!~ !$Name spin~ $CNA You twirl in a graceful pirouette.~ $ONA $n twirls in a graceful pirouette.~ $CF You spin $M on one finger.~ $OF $n spins $N on $s finger.~ $VF $n spins you around on $s finger.~ $CA You spin yourself around and around and around....~ $OA $n spins $mself around and around and around...~ !$Name squeal~ $CNA You squeal with delight.~ $ONA $n squeals with delight.~ $CF You squeal at $M.~ $OF $n squeals at $N. Wonder why?~ $VF $n squeals at you. You must be doing something good.~ $CA You squeal at yourself.~ $OA $n squeals at $mself.~ !$Name squeeze~ $CNA Where, what, how, whom?~ $ONA ~ $CF You squeeze $M fondly.~ $OF $n squeezes $N fondly.~ $VF $n squeezes you fondly.~ $CA You squeeze yourself - try to relax a little!~ $OA $n squeezes $mself.~ !$Name squirm~ $CNA You squirm guiltily.~ $ONA $n squirms guiltily. Looks like $e did it.~ $CF You squirm in front of $M.~ $OF $n squirms in front of $N.~ $VF $n squirms in front of you. You make $m nervous.~ $CA You squirm and squirm and squirm....~ $OA $n squirms and squirms and squirm.....~ !$Name squish~ $CNA You squish your toes into the sand.~ $ONA $n squishes $s toes into the sand.~ $CF You squish $M between your legs.~ $OF $n squishes $N between $s legs.~ $VF $n squishes you between $s legs.~ $CA You squish yourself.~ $OA $n squishes $mself. OUCH.~ !$Name stare~ $CNA You stare at the sky.~ $ONA $n stares at the sky.~ $CF You stare dreamily at $N, completely lost in $S eyes..~ $OF $n stares dreamily at $N.~ $VF $n stares dreamily at you, completely lost in your eyes.~ $CA You stare dreamily at yourself - enough narcissism for now.~ $OA $n stares dreamily at $mself - NARCISSIST!~ !$Name stickup~ $CNA You don a mask and ask for everyone's gold.~ $ONA $n says 'This is a stickup. Gimme yer gold, NOW!'~ $CF You don a mask and ask for $S gold.~ $OF $n says to $N, 'This is a stickup. Gimme yer gold, NOW!'~ $VF $n says to you, 'This is a stickup. Gimme yer gold, NOW!'~ $CA You extort money from yourself.~ $OA $n holds $s weapon to $s throat and says 'Ok, me, give me all my money!'~ !$Name stretch~ $CNA You stretch and relax your sore muscles.~ $ONA $n stretches luxuriously. Make you want to, doesn't it.~ $CF You stretch and relax your sore muscles.~ $OF $n stretches luxuriously. Make you want to, doesn't it.~ $VF $n stretches luxuriously. Make you want to, doesn't it.~ $CA You stretch and relax your sore muscles.~ $OA $n stretches luxuriously. Make you want to, doesn't it.~ !$Name strip~ $CNA You show some of your shoulder as you begin your performance.~ $ONA $n shows $s bare shoulder and glances seductively around the room.~ $CF You show some of your shoulder as you begin your performance.~ $OF $n shows $s bare shoulder and glances seductively at $N.~ $VF $n shows $s bare shoulder and glances seductively at you.~ $CA You show some of your shoulder as you begin your performance.~ $OA $n shows $s bare shoulder and glances seductively around the room.~ !$Name strut~ $CNA Strut your stuff.~ $ONA $n struts proudly.~ $CF You strut to get $S attention.~ $OF $n struts, hoping to get $N's attention.~ $VF $n struts, hoping to get your attention.~ $CA You strut to yourself, lost in your own world.~ $OA $n struts to $mself, lost in $s own world.~ !$Name suffer~ $CNA No xp again? You suffer at the hands of fate.~ $ONA $n is suffering. Looks like $e can't seem to level.~ $CF You tell $M how you suffer whenever you're away from $M.~ $OF $n tells $N that $e suffers whenever they're apart.~ $VF $n tells you that $e suffers whenever you're apart.~ $CA No xp again? You suffer at the hands of fate.~ $OA $n is suffering. Looks like $e can't seem to level.~ !$Name sulk~ $CNA You sulk.~ $ONA $n sulks in the corner.~ $CF $n sulks in the corner.~ $OF $n sulks in the corner.~ $VF $n sulks in the corner.~ $CA $n sulks in the corner.~ $OA $n sulks in the corner.~ !$Name surf~ $CNA You stoke your soul by catching a smooth, perfect wave.~ $ONA $n stokes $s soul by catching a smooth, perfect wave.~ $CF You stoke your soul by catching a smooth, perfect wave.~ $OF $n stokes $s soul by catching a smooth, perfect wave.~ $VF $n stokes $s soul by catching a smooth, perfect wave.~ $CA You stoke your soul by catching a smooth, perfect wave.~ $OA $n stokes $s soul by catching a smooth, perfect wave.~ !$Name swear~ $CNA You swear violently, "?#@&&*!"~ $ONA $n swears violently, "?#@&&*!"~ $CF You swear at $m, "?#@&&*!"~ $OF $n swears at $N, "?#@&&*!"~ $VF $n swears at you, "?#@&&*!", what a nice guy!~ $CA You swear at yourself, "?#@&&*!"~ $OA $n swears at $mself, that's nice.~ !$Name sweep~ $CNA You grab a broom and sweep up the mess you made.~ $ONA $n grabs a broom and sweeps up the mess $e made.~ $CF You sweep $M up off $S feet and swirl $M around in happiness.~ $OF $n sweeps $N up off $S feet and swirls $M around in happiness.~ $VF $n sweeps you off your feet and swirls you around in happiness.~ $CA You swirl around in happiness.~ $OA $n swirls $mself around. Pretty silly, huh?~ !$Name swoon~ $CNA You swoon in ecstacy.~ $ONA $n swoons in ecstacy.~ $CF You swoon in ecstacy at the thought of $M.~ $OF $n swoons in ecstacy at the thought of $N.~ $VF $n swoons in ecstacy as $e thinks of you.~ $CA You swoon in ecstacy.~ $OA $n swoons in ecstacy.~ !$Name smeghead~ $CNA You say, 'Rimmer, you're a smeghead!'~ $ONA $n says, 'Rimmer, you're a smeghead!'~ $CF You tell $M that $E is a smeghead.~ $OF $n calls $N a smeghead.~ $VF $n has just called you a smeghead.~ $CA You do a silly wavey handy salute.~ $OA Oh my god, $n think $e is that smeghead Rimmer.~ !$Name smack~ $CNA You look around for someone to smack.~ $ONA ~ $CF You smack $N across the face, leaving a &rred&x handprint.~ $OF $n smacks $N across the face, leaving a &rred&x handprint.~ $VF $n smacks you across the face, leaving a &rred&x handprint.~ $CA You smack yourself soundly and send yourself to bed without supper.~ $OA $n smacks $mself and send themselves to bed without supper, hmm.~ !$Name slap~ $CNA You look around for someone to slap.~ $ONA $n looks around for someone to slap.~ $CF You slap $M.~ $OF $n slaps $N.~ $VF $n slaps you.~ $CA You slap yourself.~ $OA $n slaps $mself, what a weirdo.~ !$Name sex~ $CNA You look around for someone to have sex with.~ $ONA $n looks around for someone to have sex with. Watch out, $e might pick you.~ $CF You suddenly tear the clothes of $N and make mad passionate love to $M like you never have before.~ $OF $n suddenly leaps ontop of $N. With the mad gestures that follow, you can tell that $e has No idea wtf $e is doing.~ $VF $n leaps on top of you and tries to make mad love. $e does not seem to know what $e is doing. What a pity.~ $CA You want to do WHAT!!. I think you should do that somewhere else.~ $OA $n starts to.. you know.. have fun with $mself. You can't help but look on in amazement.~ !$Name squawk~ $CNA You squawk loudly.~ $ONA $n suddenly squawks loudly, surprising you.~ $CF You squawk at $N hoping to keep them away from your nest.~ $OF $n squawks at $N hoping to keep them away from $s nest.~ $VF $n squawks at you hoping to keep you away from $s nest.~ $CA You squawk loudly as you sit down uncomfortably on something sharp.~ $OA $n squawks loudly as if $e had sat on a pin.~ !$Name tackle~ $CNA You can't tackle the AIR!~ $ONA ~ $CF You run over to $M and bring $M down!~ $OF $n runs over to $N and tackles $M to the ground!~ $VF $n runs over to you and tackles you to the ground!~ $CA You wrap your arms around yourself, and throw yourself to the ground.~ $OA $n wraps $s arms around $mself and brings $mself down!?~ !$Name tap~ $CNA You tap your foot impatiently.~ $ONA $n taps $s foot impatiently.~ $CF You tap your foot impatiently. Will $E ever be ready?~ $OF $n taps $s foot impatiently as $e waits for $N.~ $VF $n taps $s foot impatiently as $e waits for you.~ $CA You tap yourself on the head. Ouch!~ $OA $n taps $mself on the head.~ !$Name tender~ $CNA You will enjoy it more if you choose someone to kiss.~ $ONA ~ $CF You give $M a soft, tender kiss.~ $OF $n gives $N a soft, tender kiss.~ $VF $n gives you a soft, tender kiss.~ $CA You'd better not, people may start to talk!~ $OA ~ !$Name thank~ $CNA Thank you too.~ $ONA ~ $CF You thank $N heartily.~ $OF $n thanks $N heartily.~ $VF $n thanks you heartily.~ $CA You thank yourself since nobody else wants to !~ $OA $n thanks $mself since you won't.~ !$Name think~ $CNA You think about times past and friends forgotten.~ $ONA $n thinks deeply and is lost in thought.~ $CF You think about times past and friends forgotten.~ $OF $n thinks deeply and is lost in thought.~ $VF $n thinks deeply and is lost in thought. Maybe $e is thinking of you?~ $CA You think about times past and friends forgotten.~ $OA $n thinks deeply and is lost in thought.~ !$Name throttle~ $CNA Whom do you want to throttle?~ $ONA ~ $CF You throttle $M till $E is blue in the face.~ $OF $n throttles $N about the neck, until $E passes out. THUNK!~ $VF $n throttles you about the neck until you pass out. THUNK!~ $CA That might hurt! Better not do it!~ $OA $n is getting a crazy look in $s eye again.~ !$Name thwap~ $CNA Whom do you want to thwap?~ $ONA $n rolls up a newspaper and looks for someone to thwap.~ $CF You thwap $M around the head, THWAP! THWAP! THWAP!~ $OF $n thwaps $N, THWAP! THWAP! THWAP!~ $VF $n thwaps you, THWAP! THWAP! THWAP!~ $CA You thwap yourself, OUCH!~ $OA $n is whacking $s head with a newspaper, it looks painful.~ !$Name tickle~ $CNA Whom do you want to tickle?~ $ONA ~ $CF You tickle $N - $E starts giggling.~ $OF $n tickles $N - $E starts giggling.~ $VF $n tickles you - hee hee hee.~ $CA You tickle yourself, how funny!~ $OA $n tickles $mself.~ !$Name timeout~ $CNA You put yourself on indefinite timeout.~ $ONA $n goes on timeout, you wont be seeing $m for a while.~ $CF You place $N on a timeout.~ $OF $n places $N on a timeout, you wont be seeing $M for a while.~ $VF $n places you on timeout, can he do that?~ $CA You put yourself on indefinite timeout.~ $OA $n goes on timeout, you wont be seeing $m for a while.~ !$Name tip~ $CNA You tip your hat to noone in particular.~ $ONA $n tips $s hat to noone in particular.~ $CF You tip your hat to $M.~ $OF $n gallantly tips $s hat to $N.~ $VF $n gallantly tips $s hat to you.~ $CA You tip your hat on a rakish angle.~ $OA $n thinks that a lopsided hat makes $m look better.~ !$Name toe~ $CNA You sheepishly rub your toe in the dirt.~ $ONA $n sheepishly rubs $s toe in the dirt.~ $CF You jump up and land viciously on $N's toe, better watch out!~ $OF $n stamps on $N's toe very hard, this could mean war!~ $VF $n stamps on your toe, OWWW!~ $CA You sheepishly rub your toe in the dirt.~ $OA $n sheepishly rubs $s toe in the dirt.~ !$Name tongue~ $CNA You stick out your tongue.~ $ONA $n sticks out $s tongue.~ $CF You stick your tongue out at $M.~ $OF $n sticks $s tongue out at $N.~ $VF $n sticks $s tongue out at you.~ $CA You stick out your tongue and touch your nose.~ $OA $n sticks out $s tongue and touches $s nose.~ !$Name torture~ $CNA You have to torture someone!~ $ONA ~ $CF You torture $M with rusty weapons, Mwaahhhhh!!~ $OF $n tortures $N with rusty weapons, $E must have been REAL bad!~ $VF $n tortures you with rusty weapons! What did you DO!?!~ $CA You torture yourself with rusty weapons. Was it good for you?~ $OA $n tortures $mself with rusty weapons. Looks like $e enjoys it!?~ !$Name tummy~ $CNA You rub your tummy and wish you'd bought a pie at the bakery.~ $ONA $n rubs $s tummy and wishes $e'd bought a pie at the bakery.~ $CF You rub your tummy and ask $M for some food.~ $OF $n rubs $s tummy and asks $N for some food.~ $VF $n rubs $s tummy and asks you for some food. Please?~ $CA You rub your tummy and wish you'd bought a pie at the bakery.~ $OA $n rubs $s tummy and wishes $e'd bought a pie at the bakery.~ !$Name tweety~ $CNA You exclaim 'I TAWT I TAW A PUTTY TAT!!'~ $ONA $n exclaims 'I TAWT I TAW A PUTTY TAT!!'~ $CF You exclaim to $M, 'I TAWT I TAW A PUTTY TAT!!'~ $OF $n exclaims to $N, 'I TAWT I TAW A PUTTY TAT!!'~ $VF $n exclaims to you, 'I TAWT I TAW A PUTTY TAT!!'~ $CA You exclaim to yourself, 'I TAWT I TAW A PUTTY TAT!!'~ $OA $n exclaims to $mself, 'I TAWT I TAW A PUTTY TAT!!'~ !$Name twiddle~ $CNA You patiently twiddle your thumbs.~ $ONA $n patiently twiddles $s thumbs.~ $CF You twiddle $S ears.~ $OF $n twiddles $N's ears.~ $VF $n twiddles your ears.~ $CA You twiddle your ears like Dumbo.~ $OA $n twiddles $s own ears like Dumbo.~ !$Name type~ $CNA You throw up yor handz in dizgust at yur losy typing skils.~ $ONA $n couldn't type a period if there was only one key on the keyboard.~ $CF You throw up yor handz in dizgust at yur losy typing skils.~ $OF $n couldn't type a period if there was only one key on the keyboard.~ $VF $n couldn't type a period if there was only one key on the keyboard.~ $CA You throw up yor handz in dizgust at yur losy typing skils.~ $OA $n couldn't type a period if there was only one key on the keyboard.~ !$Name wave~ $CNA You wave.~ $ONA $n waves happily.~ $CF You wave goodbye to $N.~ $OF $n waves goodbye to $N.~ $VF $n waves goodbye to you. Have a good journey.~ $CA Are you going on adventures as well?~ $OA $n waves goodbye to $mself.~ !$Name wedgie~ $CNA You look around for someone to wedgie.~ $ONA $n is looking around for someone to wedgie! Run!~ $CF You wedgie $M. Must be fun! ~ $OF $n wedgies $N to the heavens.~ $VF $n wedgies you! Ouch!~ $CA You delight in pinning your underwear to the sky.~ $OA $n wedgies $mself and revels with glee.~ !$Name wetwilly~ $CNA You look around for someone to do it to.~ $ONA $n wets $s finger and looks around.~ $CF You wet your finger and stick it in $S ear.~ $OF $n wets $s finger and sticks it in $N's ear, ewwww.~ $VF $n wets $s finger and sticks it in your ear, ewwww.~ $CA You wiggle your wet finger inside your ear.~ $OA $n is wiggling a wet finger inside $s own ear, yucky!~ !$Name whine~ $CNA You whine like the great whiners of the century.~ $ONA $n whines 'I want to be a god already. I need more hitpoints..I...'~ $CF You whine to $M like the great whiners of the century.~ $OF $n whines to $N 'I want to be an immortal already. I need more hp...I..'~ $VF $n whines to you 'I want to be an immortal already. I need more hp...I...'~ $CA You whine like the great whiners of the century.~ $OA $n whines 'I want to be a god already. I need more hitpoints..I...'~ !$Name whistle~ $CNA You whistle appreciatively.~ $ONA $n whistles appreciatively.~ $CF You whistle at the sight of $M.~ $OF $n whistles at the sight of $N.~ $VF $n whistles at the sight of you.~ $CA You whistle a little tune to yourself.~ $OA $n whistles a little tune to $mself.~ !$Name wiggle~ $CNA You wiggle your bottom.~ $ONA $n wiggles $s bottom.~ $CF You wiggle your bottom toward $M.~ $OF $n wiggles $s bottom toward $N.~ $VF $n wiggles $s bottom toward you.~ $CA You wiggle about like a fish.~ $OA $n wiggles about like a fish.~ !$Name wince~ $CNA You wince. Ouch!~ $ONA $n winces. Ouch!~ $CF You wince at $M.~ $OF $n winces at $N.~ $VF $n winces at you.~ $CA You wince at yourself. Ouch!~ $OA $n winces at $mself. Ouch!~ !$Name wink~ $CNA You wink suggestively.~ $ONA $n winks suggestively.~ $CF You wink suggestively at $N.~ $OF $n winks at $N.~ $VF $n winks suggestively at you.~ $CA You wink at yourself ?? - what are you up to ?~ $OA $n winks at $mself - something strange is going on...~ !$Name wish~ $CNA You make a wish upon a star for a dream you have.~ $ONA $n sighs... and makes a wish upon a shooting star.~ $CF You wish to be loved by $M.~ $OF $n wishes to be loved by $N.~ $VF $n wishes to be loved by you.~ $CA You wish for more attention.~ $OA $n wishes for more attention.~ !$Name worship~ $CNA You worship the powers that be.~ $ONA $n worships the powers that be.~ $CF You drop to your knees in homage of $M.~ $OF $n prostrates $mself before $N.~ $VF $n believes you are all powerful.~ $CA You worship yourself.~ $OA $n worships $mself - ah, the conceitedness of it all.~ !$Name wrap~ $CNA You wrap a present for your love.~ $ONA $n wraps a present for someone special.~ $CF You wrap your legs around $M.~ $OF $n wraps $s legs around $N.~ $VF $n wraps $s legs around you. Wonder what's coming next?~ $CA You wrap yourself with some paper.~ $OA $n wraps $mself with some wrapping paper. Is it Christmas?~ !$Name yabba~ $CNA YABBA-DABBA-DOO!~ $ONA $n hollers 'Hey Wilma -- YABBA DABBA DOO!'~ $CF You holler 'Hey $N -- YABBA DABBA DOO!'~ $OF $n hollers 'Hey $N -- YABBA DABBA DOO!'~ $VF $n hollers 'Hey $N -- YABBA DABBA DOO!'~ $CA YABBA-DABBA-DOO!~ $OA $n hollers 'Hey Wilma -- YABBA DABBA DOO!'~ !$Name yahoo~ $CNA You do your best Han Solo impression.~ $ONA $n exclaims, 'YAHOO! Great shot, kid, that was one in a million!'~ $CF You do your best Han Solo impression.~ $OF $n exclaims, 'YAHOO! Great shot, $N, that was one in a million!'~ $VF $n exclaims, 'YAHOO! Great shot, $N, that was one in a million!'~ $CA You do your best Han Solo impression.~ $OA $n exclaims, 'YAHOO! Great shot, $n, that was one in a million!'~ !$Name yawn~ $CNA You must be tired.~ $ONA $n yawns.~ $CF You must be tired.~ $OF $n yawns at $N. Maybe you should let them go to bed?~ $VF $n yawns at you. Maybe $e wants you to go to bed with $m?~ $CA You must be tired.~ $OA $n yawns.~ !$Name yeehaw~ $CNA You mount your white pony (?) and shout 'YEEEEEEEEEEHAW!'~ $ONA $n mounts $s white pony (?) and shouts 'YEEEEHHHAAAAAAWWWW!'~ $CF You mount your white pony (?) and shout 'YEEEEEEEEEEHAW!'~ $OF $n mounts $s white pony (?) and shouts 'YEEEEHHHAAAAAAWWWW!'~ $VF $n mounts $s white pony (?) and shouts 'YEEEEHHHAAAAAAWWWW!'~ $CA You mount your white pony (?) and shout 'YEEEEEEEEEEHAW!'~ $OA $n mounts $s white pony (?) and shouts 'YEEEEHHHAAAAAAWWWW!'~ !$Name zerbert~ $CNA You look around for someone to do it to.~ $ONA ~ $CF You lift up $S shirt and blow in $S navel.~ $OF $n lifts up $N's shirt and blows in $S navel, wierdo.~ $VF $n lifts up your shirt and blows in your navel, wierdo.~ $CA You bend over and blow in your own navel, freak!~ $OA $n bends over and blows in his own navel, what a loon!~ . @MOBILES . @OBJECTS . @ROOMS . @END
