# This file has been autogenerated, you can edit this online. -Version 0; -Date 1065343746; Social { Name "accuse"; CNA "Accuse whom?"; ONA "$n is in an accusing mood."; CF "You look accusingly at $M."; OF "$n looks accusingly at $N."; VF "$n looks accusingly at you."; CA "You accuse yourself."; OA "$n seems to have a bad conscience."; }; Social { Name "ack"; CNA "You gasp and say 'ACK!' at your mistake."; ONA "$n ACKS at $s big mistake."; CF "You ACK $M."; OF "$n ACKS $N."; VF "$n ACKS you."; CA "You ACK yourself."; OA "$n ACKS $mself. Must be a bad day."; }; Social { Name "addict"; CNA "You stand and admit to all in the room, 'Hi, I'm $n, and I'm a mud addict.'"; ONA "$n stands and says, 'Hi, I'm $n, and I'm a mud addict.'"; CF "You tell $M that you are addicted to $S love."; OF "$n tells $N that $e is addicted to $S love."; VF "$n tells you that $e is addicted to your love."; CA "You stand and admit to all in the room, 'Hi, I'm $n, and I'm a mud addict.'"; OA "$n stands and says, 'Hi, I'm $n, and I'm a mud addict.'"; }; Social { Name "agree"; CNA "You seem to be in an agreeable mood."; ONA "$n seems to agree."; CF "You agree with $M."; OF "$n agrees with $N."; VF "$n agrees with you."; CA "Well I hope you would agree with yourself!"; OA "$n agrees with $mself, of course."; }; Social { Name "airguitar"; CNA "You sizzle the air with your BITCHIN' guitar playing!"; ONA "$n air-guitars like Jimi Hendrix!"; CF "You sizzle the air with your BITCHIN' guitar playing!"; OF "$n air-guitars like Jimi Hendrix!"; VF "$n air-guitars like Jimi Hendrix, just for you!"; CA "You forget all else as you sizzle the air with your BITCHIN' guitar playing!"; OA "$n forgets all else as $e air-guitars like Jimi Hendrix."; }; Social { Name "anvil"; CNA "You play the virtuoso on an anvil."; ONA "Everyone run! $n is playing $s anvil again."; CF "You drop an anvil on $M."; OF "$n drops an anvil on $N, *wince*."; VF "$n drops an anvil on you, OWW!"; CA "You drop an anvil on your foot and start hopping around."; OA "$n drops an anvil on $s own foot and starts hopping around. Idiot!"; }; Social { Name "apologize"; CNA "You apologize for your behavior."; ONA "$n apologizes for $s rude behavior."; CF "You apologize to $M."; OF "$n apologizes to $N."; VF "$n apologizes to you."; CA "You apologize to yourself."; OA "$n apologizes to $mself. Hmmmm."; }; Social { Name "applaud"; CNA "Clap, clap, clap."; ONA "$n gives a round of applause."; CF "You clap at $S actions."; OF "$n claps at $N's actions."; VF "$n gives you a round of applause. You MUST'VE done something good!"; CA "You applaud at yourself. Boy, are we conceited!"; OA "$n applauds at $mself. Boy, are we conceited!"; }; Social { Name "banzai"; CNA "You scream 'BANZAI!!!!' and brandish your sword for battle."; ONA "$n screams 'BANZAI!!!!' and charges into the fray."; CF "You scream 'BANZAI!!!!' and drag $M into the fray with you."; OF "$n screams 'BANZAI!!!!' and drags $N into the fray with $m!"; VF "$n screams 'BANZAI!!!!, and drags you into the fray with $m!"; CA "You scream 'BANZAI!!!!' at yourself, and brandish your weapon for battle."; OA "$n screams 'BANZAI!!!!' at $mself, and charges into the fray."; }; Social { Name "bark"; CNA "Woof! Woof!"; ONA "$n barks like a dog."; CF "You bark at $M."; OF "$n barks at $N."; VF "$n barks at you."; CA "You bark at yourself. Woof! Woof!"; OA "$n barks at $mself. Woof! Woof!"; }; Social { Name "bearhug"; CNA "You hug a grizzly bear."; ONA "$n hugs a flea-infested grizzly bear."; CF "You bearhug $M."; OF "$n bearhugs $N. Some ribs break."; VF "$n bearhugs you. Wonder what's coming next?"; CA "You bearhug yourself."; OA "$n bearhugs $mself."; }; Social { Name "beef"; CNA "You loudly exclaim 'WHERE'S THE BEEF??????'"; ONA "$n loudly exclaims 'WHERE'S THE BEEF??????'"; CF "You poke $N and exclaim, 'WHERE'S THE BEEF?????'"; OF "$n pokes $N, and exclaims, 'WHERE'S THE BEEF????'"; VF "$n pokes you and exclaims, 'WHERE'S THE BEEF????'"; CA "You poke your fat rolls and exclaim, 'Oh, THERE'S THE BEEF!'"; OA "$n pokes his fat rolls, and exclaims, 'Oh, THERE'S THE BEEF!'"; }; Social { Name "beer"; CNA "You down a cold, frosty beer."; ONA "$n downs a cold, frosty beer."; CF "You draw a cold, frosty beer for $N."; OF "$n draws a cold, frosty beer for $N."; VF "$n draws a cold, frosty beer for you."; CA "You draw yourself a beer."; OA "$n draws $mself a beer."; }; Social { Name "beg"; CNA "You beg the gods for mercy."; ONA "The gods fall down laughing at $n's request for mercy."; CF "You desperately try to squeeze a few coins from $M."; OF "$n begs $N for a gold piece!"; VF "$n begs you for money."; CA "Begging yourself for money doesn't help."; OA "$n begs $mself for money."; }; Social { Name "bkiss"; CNA "Blow a kiss to whom?"; ONA "$n blows at $s hand."; CF "You blow a kiss to $M."; OF "$n blows a kiss to $N. Touching, ain't it?"; VF "$n blows a kiss to you. Not as good as a real one, huh?"; CA "You blow a kiss to yourself."; OA "$n blows a kiss to $mself. Weird."; }; Social { Name "bleed"; CNA "You bleed all over the room!"; ONA "$n bleeds all over the room! Get out of $s way!"; CF "You bleed all over $M!"; OF "$n bleeds all over $N. Better leave, you may be next!"; VF "$n bleeds all over you! YUCK!"; CA "You bleed all over yourself!"; OA "$n bleeds all over $mself."; }; Social { Name "blindfold"; CNA "You pull out a blindfold and grin evilly."; ONA "$n pulls out a blindfold and grins evilly."; CF "You a tie a blindfold securely about $S head."; OF "$n ties a blindfold securely about $N's head. Must be dark in there."; VF "$n ties a blindfold securely about your head. You can't see a thing."; CA "You blindfold yourself, not wanting to see what happens next."; OA "$n blindfolds $mself, not wanting to see what happens next."; }; Social { Name "blink"; CNA "You blink in utter disbelief."; ONA "$n blinks in utter disbelief."; CF "You blink at $M in confusion."; OF "$n blinks at $N in confusion."; VF "$n blinks at you in confusion."; CA "You are sooooooooooooo confused"; OA "$n blinks at $mself in complete confusion."; }; Social { Name "blush"; CNA "Your cheeks are burning."; ONA "$n blushes."; CF "You get all flustered up seeing $M."; OF "$n blushes as $e sees $N here."; VF "$n blushes as $e sees you here. Such an effect on people!"; CA "You blush at your own folly."; OA "$n blushes as $e notices $s boo-boo."; }; Social { Name "boggle"; CNA "You boggle at all the loonies around you."; ONA "$n boggles at all the loonies around $m."; CF "You boggle at $S ludicrous idea."; OF "$n boggles at $N's ludicrous idea."; VF "$n boggles at your ludicrous idea."; CA "BOGGLE."; OA "$n wonders what BOGGLE means."; }; Social { Name "bonk"; CNA "BONK."; ONA "$n spells 'potato' like Dan Quayle: 'B-O-N-K'."; CF "You bonk $M for being a numbskull."; OF "$n bonks $N. What a numbskull."; VF "$n bonks you. BONK BONK BONK!"; CA "You bonk yourself."; OA "$n bonks $mself."; }; Social { Name "boogie"; CNA "You boogie down!"; ONA "$n gets down and boogies!!"; CF "You grab $M and boogie down!"; OF "$n grabs $N and they boogie down!"; VF "$n grabs you and boogies with you!"; CA "You boogie with yourself. What a great dancer you are!"; OA "$n boogies with $mself. Guess no one will dance with $m."; }; Social { Name "bottle"; CNA "You open up a cold bottle of brew."; ONA "$n opens a cold bottle of brew."; CF "You open up a cold bottle of brew for $M."; OF "$n opens a cold bottle of brew for $N."; VF "$n opens a cold bottle of brew for you."; CA "You open a cold bottle of brew for yourself."; OA "$n opens a cold bottle of brew for $mself."; }; Social { Name "bounce"; CNA "BOIINNNNNNGG!"; ONA "$n bounces around."; CF "You bounce onto $S lap."; OF "$n bounces onto $N's lap."; VF "$n bounces onto your lap."; CA "You bounce your head like a basketball."; OA "$n plays basketball with $s head."; }; Social { Name "bow"; CNA "You bow deeply."; ONA "$n bows deeply."; CF "You bow before $M."; OF "$n bows before $N."; VF "$n bows before you."; CA "You kiss your toes."; OA "$n folds up like a jack knife and kisses $s own toes."; }; Social { Name "brb"; CNA "You announce that you will be right back."; ONA "$n says in a stern voice, 'I'll be back!'"; CF "You announce to $M that you will be right back."; OF "$n says to $N in a stern voice, 'I'll be back!'"; VF "$n says to you in a stern voice, 'I'll be right back!'"; CA "You mumble to yourself, 'I'll be right back'"; OA "$n mumbles to $mself, 'I'll be right back, won't I?'"; }; Social { Name "brush"; CNA "Brush what? Who? Where?"; CF "You brush out $S hair for $M. Very thoughtful."; OF "$n brushes $N's hair for $M. Looks better now."; VF "$n brushes out your hair. How nice of $m."; CA "You brush out your hair. There - much better."; OA "$n brushes out $s hair. Looks much better now."; }; Social { Name "bully"; CNA "You growl and demand everyone's lunch money NOW!"; ONA "$n growls and demands everyone's lunch money."; CF "You growl and demand $S lunch money NOW!"; OF "$n growls and demands $N's lunch money."; VF "$n growls and demands your lunch money."; CA "You bully yourself, and take your own lunch money."; OA "$n bullies $mself, and takes $s lunch money away from $mself???"; }; Social { Name "bungy"; CNA "You tie a bungy cord to the mud and jump into internet."; ONA "$n ties a bungy cord to the mud and jumps into internet."; CF "You tie a bungy cord to $N and throw $M off the mud."; OF "$n ties a bungy cord to $N and throws $M off the mud."; VF "$n ties a bungy cord to you and throws you off the mud."; CA "You tie a bungy cord to yourself and jump off the mud."; OA "$n ties a bungy cord to $mself and jumps off the mud."; }; Social { Name "burp"; CNA "You burp loudly."; ONA "$n burps loudly."; CF "You burp loudly to $M in response."; OF "$n burps loudly in response to $N's remark."; VF "$n burps loudly in response to your remark."; CA "You burp at yourself."; OA "$n burps at $mself. What a sick sight."; }; Social { Name "bye"; CNA "You say goodbye to all in the room."; ONA "$n says goodbye to everyone in the room."; CF "You say goodbye to $N."; OF "$n says goodbye to $N."; VF "$n says goodbye to you."; CA "You say goodbye to yourself. Contemplating suicide?"; OA "$n says goodbye to $mself. Is $e contemplating suicide?"; }; Social { Name "bite"; CNA "Who do you want to bite?"; CF "You bite $N."; OF "$n bites $N."; VF "$n bites you, OUCH!"; CA "You bite yourself, mmm tasty."; OA "$n bites $mself, $e must be hungry."; }; Social { Name "cackle"; CNA "You throw back your head and cackle with insane glee!"; ONA "$n throws back $s head and cackles with insane glee!"; CF "You cackle gleefully at $N"; OF "$n cackles gleefully at $N."; VF "$n cackles gleefully at you. Better keep your distance from $m."; CA "You cackle at yourself. Now, THAT'S strange!"; OA "$n is really crazy now! $e cackles at $mself."; }; Social { Name "cannonball"; CNA "You cannonball into the pool. *SPLOOSH*"; ONA "$n cannonballs into the pool. *SPLOOSH*"; CF "You cannonball into the pool and splash water over $N."; OF "$n cannonballs into the pool and splashes $N."; VF "$n cannonballs into the pool and sends water over you. You are WET!"; CA "You bounce cannonballs off your head to show your strength."; OA "$n bounces cannonballs off $s head. Can you say 'nutcase'?"; }; Social { Name "caress"; CNA "Who would you like to caress?"; ONA "$n is looking for someone to caress with $s gentle touch."; CF "You run your hands across $S body, caressing $M."; OF "$n runs $s hands across $N's body, caressing $M."; VF "$n runs $s hands across your body, caressing you."; CA "You lightly caress yourself- wouldn't you rather do that in private?"; OA "$n caresses $mself all over- and in public, no less!"; }; Social { Name "catnap"; CNA "You curl into a tiny ball and go to sleep."; ONA "$n curls $mself into a tiny ball and goes to sleep."; CF "You curl up in $S lap and go to sleep."; OF "$n curls up in $N's lap and goes to sleep."; VF "$n curls up in your lap and goes to sleep."; CA "You curl into a tiny ball and go to sleep."; OA "$n curls $mself into a tiny ball and goes to sleep."; }; Social { Name "cheer"; CNA "ZIS BOOM BAH! BUGS BUNNY BUGS BUNNY RAH RAH RAH!"; ONA "$n says 'BUGS BUNNY BUGS BUNNY RAH RAH RAH!'"; CF "You cheer loudly: 'Go $N Go!'"; OF "$n cheers loudly: 'Go $N Go!'"; VF "$n cheers you on!"; CA "You cheer yourself up."; OA "$n cheers $mself on."; }; Social { Name "chekov"; CNA "You speak your best Russian in hopes of finding a nuclear wessel."; ONA "$n asks sheepishly, 'Ver are the nuclear wessels?'"; CF "You ask $M about the nuclear wessels."; OF "$n asks $N sheepishly, 'Ver are the nuclear wessels?'"; VF "$n asks you sheepishly, 'Ver are the nuclear wessels?'"; CA "You look around, muttering, 'Ver are the nuclear wessels?'"; OA "$n looks around, muttering, 'Ver are the nuclear wessels?'"; }; Social { Name "cherish"; CNA "You cherish the moment."; ONA "$n cherishes the moment."; CF "You cherish $M with all your heart."; OF "$n cherishes $N with all $s heart."; VF "$n cherishes you with all $s heart."; CA "You cherish yourself. Getting a bit narcissistic, are you?"; OA "$n cherishes $mself narcissistically."; }; Social { Name "chuckle"; CNA "You chuckle politely."; ONA "$n chuckles politely."; CF "You chuckle at $S joke."; OF "$n chuckles at $N's joke."; VF "$n chuckles at your joke."; CA "You chuckle at your own joke, since no one else would."; OA "$n chuckles at $s own joke, since none of you would."; }; Social { Name "clap"; CNA "You clap your hands together."; ONA "$n shows $s approval by clapping $s hands together."; CF "You clap at $S performance."; OF "$n claps at $N's performance."; VF "$n claps at your performance."; CA "You clap at your own performance."; OA "$n claps at $s own performance."; }; Social { Name "clue"; CNA "You mumble 'DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM ... ah, a clue!'"; ONA "$n mumbles 'DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM ... ah, a clue!'"; CF "You mumble 'DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM ... ah, a clue!'"; OF "$n mumbles 'DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM ... ah, a clue!'"; VF "$n mumbles 'DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM ... $N, aha, a clue!'"; CA "You mumble to yourself, 'DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM ... ah, a clue!'"; OA "$n mumbles to $mself, 'DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM ... ah, a clue!'"; }; Social { Name "clueless"; CNA "You chastise everyone in the room for being clueless."; ONA "$n chastises everyone for being clueless."; CF "You chastise $M for being clueless."; OF "$n chastises $N for being clueless."; VF "$n chastises you for being clueless."; CA "You chastise yourself for being clueless. What a dweeb you are!"; OA "$n chastises $mself for being clueless. What a dweeb!"; }; Social { Name "coffee"; CNA "You sip from a hot cup of coffee."; ONA "$n sips from a hot cup of coffee."; CF "You offer $M a hot cup of strong coffee."; OF "$n offers $N a hot cup of strong coffee."; VF "$n offers you a hot cup of strong coffee."; CA "You quaff a hot cup of strong coffee. You are WIRED."; OA "$n quaffs a hot cup of strong coffee, getting WIRED."; }; Social { Name "comfort"; CNA "Do you feel uncomfortable?"; CF "You comfort $M."; OF "$n comforts $N."; VF "$n comforts you."; CA "You make a vain attempt to comfort yourself."; OA "$n has no one to comfort $m but $mself."; }; Social { Name "cough"; CNA "You cough to clear your throat and eyes and nose and...."; ONA "$n coughs loudly."; CF "You cough loudly. It must be $S fault, $E gave you this cold."; OF "$n coughs loudly, and glares at $N, like it is $S fault."; VF "$n coughs loudly, and glares at you. Did you give $M that cold?"; CA "You cough loudly. Why don't you take better care of yourself?"; OA "$n coughs loudly. $n should take better care of $mself."; }; Social { Name "cower"; CNA "What are you afraid of?"; ONA "$n cowers in the corner from claustrophobia."; CF "You cower in the corner at the sight of $M."; OF "$n cowers in the corner at the sight of $N."; VF "$n cowers in the corner at the sight of you."; CA "You cower in the corner at the thought of yourself. You scaredy cat!"; OA "$n cowers in the corner. What is wrong with $m now?"; }; Social { Name "cringe"; CNA "You cringe in terror."; ONA "$n cringes in terror!"; CF "You cringe away from $M."; OF "$n cringes away from $N in mortal terror."; VF "$n cringes away from you."; CA "I beg your pardon?"; }; Social { Name "crush"; CNA "You squint and hold two fingers up, saying 'I'm crushing your heads!'"; ONA "$n squints and holds two fingers up, saying 'I'm crushing your heads!'"; CF "You hold two fingers up at $M and say, 'I'm crushing your head!'"; OF "$n holds two fingers up at $N and says, 'I'm crushing your head!'"; VF "$n holds two fingers up at you and says, 'I'm crushing your head!'"; CA "You crush yourself. YEEEEOOOUUUUCH!"; OA "$n crushes $mself into the ground. OUCH!"; }; Social { Name "cry"; CNA "Waaaaah ..."; ONA "$n bursts into tears."; CF "You cry on $S shoulder."; OF "$n cries on $N's shoulder."; VF "$n cries on your shoulder."; CA "You cry to yourself."; OA "$n sobs quietly to $mself."; }; Social { Name "cuddle"; CNA "Whom do you feel like cuddling today?"; CF "You cuddle $M."; OF "$n cuddles $N."; VF "$n cuddles you."; CA "You must feel very cuddly indeed ... :)"; OA "$n cuddles up to $s shadow. What a sorry sight."; }; Social { Name "curse"; CNA "You swear loudly for a long time."; ONA "$n swears: @*&^%@*&!"; CF "You swear at $M."; OF "$n swears at $N."; VF "$n swears at you! Where are $s manners?"; CA "You swear at your own mistakes."; OA "$n starts swearing at $mself. Why don't you help?"; }; Social { Name "curtsey"; CNA "You curtsey to your audience."; ONA "$n curtseys gracefully."; CF "You curtsey to $M."; OF "$n curtseys gracefully to $N."; VF "$n curtseys gracefully for you."; CA "You curtsey to your audience (yourself)."; OA "$n curtseys to $mself, since no one is paying attention to $m."; }; Social { Name "crash"; CNA "You save, then hammer the MUD until it crumbles."; ONA "$n saves, then pounds on the walls, hoping for a crash."; CF "You scream at them, 'Oh NO! The MUD is about to crash!'"; OF "$n screams at $N, 'Oh NO! The MUD is about to crash!'"; VF "$n screams at you, 'Oh NO! The MUD is about to crash!'"; CA "Whoops! You just crashed the MUD, you clumsy fool."; OA "Whoops! $n just crashed the MUD, $e needs to work on $s coding."; }; Social { Name "dak"; CNA "You scan the room looking for someone to dak."; ONA "$n is looking for someone to dak, better hide!"; CF "You tear $S pants to the ground and laugh at $M."; OF "$n tears $N's pants to the ground and laughs unmercillessly."; VF "$n has dakked you, your face turns a bright &rred&n."; CA "You dak yourself and proudly flash your underwear."; OA "$n has $s pants around $s ankles and is trying to show everyone $s underwear."; }; Social { Name "dance"; CNA "Feels silly, doesn't it?"; ONA "$n tries to break dance, but nearly breaks $s neck!"; CF "You sweep $M into a romantic waltz."; OF "$n sweeps $N into a romantic waltz."; VF "$n sweeps you into a romantic waltz."; CA "You skip and dance around by yourself."; OA "$n dances a pas-de-une."; }; Social { Name "dive"; CNA "You dive into the ocean."; ONA "$n dives into the ocean."; CF "You dive behind $M and hide."; OF "$n dives behind $N and hides."; VF "$n dives behind you and hides."; CA "You take a dive."; OA "$n takes a dive."; }; Social { Name "dizzy"; CNA "You are so dizzy from all this chatter."; ONA "$n spins twice and hits the ground, dizzy from all this chatter."; CF "You are dizzy from all of $N's chatter."; OF "$n spins twice and hits the ground, dizzy from all $N's chatter."; VF "$n spins twice and hits the ground, dizzy from all your chatter."; CA "You are dizzy from lack of air. Don't talk so much!"; OA "$n spins twice and falls to the ground from lack of air."; }; Social { Name "doc"; CNA "You nibble on a carrot and say 'Eh, what's up Doc?'"; ONA "$n nibbles on a carrot and says 'Eh, what's up Doc?'"; CF "You nibble on a carrot and say to $M, 'Eh, what's up Doc?'"; OF "$n nibbles on a carrot and says to $N, 'Eh, what's up Doc?'"; VF "$n nibbles on a carrot and says to you, 'Eh, what's up Doc?'"; CA "You nibble on a carrot and say to yourself, 'Eh, what's up $n?'"; OA "$n nibbles on a carrot and says 'Eh, what's up Doc?'"; }; Social { Name "doh"; CNA "You say, 'Doh!!' and hit your forehead. What an idiot you are!"; ONA "$n hits $mself in the forehead and says, 'Doh!!!'"; CF "You say, 'Doh!!' and hit your forehead. What an idiot you are!"; OF "$n hits $mself in the forehead and says, 'Doh!!!'"; VF "$n hits $mself in the forehead and says, 'Doh!!!'"; CA "You hit yourself in the forehead and say, 'Doh!!!'"; OA "$n hits $mself in the forehead and says, 'Doh!!!'"; }; Social { Name "drool"; CNA "You drool on yourself."; ONA "$n drools on $mself."; CF "You drool all over $N."; OF "$n drools all over $N."; VF "$n drools all over you."; CA "You drool on yourself."; OA "$n drools on $mself."; }; Social { Name "duck"; CNA "Whew! That was close!"; ONA "$n is narrowly missed by a low-flying dragon."; CF "You duck behind $M. Whew! That was close!"; OF "$n ducks behind $N to avoid the fray."; VF "$n ducks behind you to avoid the fray."; CA "You duck behind yourself. Oww that hurts!"; OA "$n tries to duck behind $mself. $n needs help getting untied now."; }; Social { Name "embrace"; CNA "Who do you want to hold?"; ONA "$n looks around for someone to hold close to $m."; CF "You hold $M in a warm and loving embrace."; OF "$n holds $N in a warm and loving embrace."; VF "$n holds you in a warm and loving embrace."; CA "You hold yourself in a warm and loving embrace. Feels silly doesn't it?"; OA "$n holds $mself in a warm and loving embrace. $e looks pretty silly."; }; Social { Name "eskimo"; CNA "Who do you want to eskimo kiss with?"; ONA "$n is looking for someone to rub noses with. Any volunteers?"; CF "You rub noses with $M."; OF "$n rubs noses with $N. You didn't know they were eskimos!"; VF "$n rubs noses with you."; CA "You ponder the difficulties involved in rubbing noses with yourself."; OA "$n ponders the difficulties involved in rubbing noses with $mself."; }; Social { Name "eyebrow"; CNA "You raise an eyebrow."; ONA "$n raises an eyebrow."; CF "You raise an eyebrow at $M."; OF "$n raises an eyebrow at $N."; VF "$n raises an eyebrow at you."; CA "You raise an eyebrow at yourself. That hurt!"; OA "$n raises an eyebrow at $mself. That must have hurt!"; }; Social { Name "faint"; CNA "You feel dizzy and hit the ground like a board."; ONA "$n's eyes roll back in $s head and $e crumples to the ground."; CF "You faint into $S arms."; OF "$n faints into $N's arms."; VF "$n faints into your arms. How romantic."; CA "You look down at your condition and faint."; OA "$n looks down at $s condition and faints dead away."; }; Social { Name "fakerep"; CNA "&mYou report: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 1 tnl.&n"; ONA "&m$n reports: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 1 tnl.&n"; CF "&mYou report: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 1 tnl.&n"; OF "&m$n reports: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 1 tnl.&n"; VF "&m$n reports: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 1 tnl.&n"; CA "&mYou report: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 1 tnl.&n"; OA "&m$n reports: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 1 tnl.&n"; }; Social { Name "fart"; CNA "Where are your manners?"; ONA "$n lets off a real rip-roarer ... a greenish cloud envelops $n!"; CF "You fart at $M. Boy, you are sick."; OF "$n farts in $N's direction. Better flee before $e turns to you!"; VF "$n farts in your direction. You gasp for air."; CA "You fart at yourself. You deserve it."; OA "$n farts at $mself. Better $m than you."; }; Social { Name "flash"; CNA "You flash your naked body at the gawking crowd."; ONA "$n flashes $s naked body at everyone. Gasp!"; CF "You flash your naked body at $M."; OF "$n flashes $s naked body at $N. Aren't you jealous?"; VF "$n flashes $s naked body at you. Everyone else is jealous."; CA "You flash your naked body at yourself. How strange."; OA "$n is looking down $s shirt and grinning. Very wierd!"; }; Social { Name "flex"; CNA "You flex your bulging muscles at the beach crowd."; ONA "$n flexes $s muscles and puts yours to shame!"; CF "You flex your bulging muscles at $M."; OF "$n flexes $s muscles at $N."; VF "$n flexes $s muscles at you. $n must be trying to impress you."; CA "You flex your muscles at yourself. Wow, you are HUGE!"; OA "$n flexes $s muscles at $mself. How narcissistic!"; }; Social { Name "flip"; CNA "You flip head over heels."; ONA "$n flips head over heels."; CF "You flip $M over your shoulder."; OF "$n flips $N over $s shoulder."; VF "$n flips you over $s shoulder. Hmmmm."; CA "You tumble all over the room."; OA "$n does some nice tumbling and gymnastics."; }; Social { Name "flirt"; CNA "Wink wink!"; ONA "$n flirts -- probably needs a date, huh?"; CF "You flirt with $M."; OF "$n flirts with $N."; VF "$n wants you to show some interest and is flirting with you."; CA "You flirt with yourself."; OA "$n flirts with $mself. Hoo boy."; }; Social { Name "flutter"; CNA "You flutter your eyelashes."; ONA "$n flutters $s eyelashes."; CF "You flutter your eyelashes at $M."; OF "$n flutters $s eyelashes in $N's direction."; VF "$n looks at you and flutters $s eyelashes."; CA "You flutter your eyelashes at the thought of yourself."; OA "$n flutters $s eyelashes at no one in particular."; }; Social { Name "fondle"; CNA "Who needs to be fondled?"; CF "You fondly fondle $M."; OF "$n fondly fondles $N."; VF "$n fondly fondles you."; CA "You fondly fondle yourself, feels funny doesn't it ?"; OA "$n fondly fondles $mself - this is going too far !!"; }; Social { Name "french"; CNA "Kiss whom?"; CF "You give $N a long and passionate kiss."; OF "$n kisses $N passionately."; VF "$n gives you a long and passionate kiss."; CA "You gather yourself in your arms and try to kiss yourself."; OA "$n makes an attempt at kissing $mself."; }; Social { Name "frown"; CNA "What's bothering you ?"; ONA "$n frowns."; CF "You frown at what $E did."; OF "$n frowns at what $N did."; VF "$n frowns at what you did."; CA "You frown at yourself. Poor baby."; OA "$n frowns at $mself. Poor baby."; }; Social { Name "fume"; CNA "You grit your teeth and fume with rage."; ONA "$n grits $s teeth and fumes with rage."; CF "You stare at $M, fuming."; OF "$n stares at $N, fuming with rage."; VF "$n stares at you, fuming with rage!"; CA "That's right - hate yourself!"; OA "$n clenches $s fists and stomps $s feet, fuming with anger."; }; Social { Name "freakazoid"; CNA "You dance around in your underwear."; ONA "$n dances around in his underwear."; CF "You dance around $N in your underwear."; OF "$n dances around $N in $s underwear."; VF "$n dances around you in $s underwear."; CA "You totally freak yourself out, and end up sitting on the floor in your underwear."; OA "$n totally freaks $mself out, and ends up crying $mself to sleep in the corner."; }; Social { Name "freakazoid"; CNA "You dance around in your underwear."; ONA "$n dances around in his underwear."; CF "You dance around $N in your underwear."; OF "$n dances around $N in $s underwear."; VF "$n dances around you in $s underwear."; CA "You totally freak yourself out, and end up sitting on the floor in your underwear."; OA "$n totally freaks $mself out, and ends up crying $mself to sleep in the corner."; }; Social { Name "gag"; CNA "You gag in disgust."; ONA "$n gags in disgust."; CF "You stuff a sock in $s mouth, gagging $M. Ahhhhhhh...sweet silence!"; OF "$n stuffs a sock in $N's mouth, gagging $M. Ahhhhhhh...sweet silence!"; VF "$n gags your mouth with a sock. Everyone enjoys a moment of silence."; CA "You gag yourself with a sock before you say something you might regret."; OA "$n gags $mself with a sock before $e says something $e might regret."; }; Social { Name "garth"; CNA "You will give your weapons away....NOT."; ONA "$n yells 'WAYNE'S WORLD WAYNE'S WORLD -- PARTY TIME! EXCELLENT!'"; CF "You yell 'WAYNE'S WORLD WAYNE'S WORLD -- PARTY TIME! EXCELLENT!'"; OF "$n yells 'WAYNE'S WORLD WAYNE'S WORLD -- PARTY TIME! EXCELLENT!'"; VF "$n yells 'WAYNE'S WORLD WAYNE'S WORLD -- PARTY TIME! EXCELLENT!'"; CA "You yell 'WAYNE'S WORLD WAYNE'S WORLD -- PARTY TIME! EXCELLENT!'"; OA "$n yells 'WAYNE'S WORLD WAYNE'S WORLD -- PARTY TIME! EXCELLENT!'"; }; Social { Name "gasp"; CNA "You gasp in astonishment."; ONA "$n gasps in astonishment."; CF "You gasp as you realize what $E did."; OF "$n gasps as $e realizes what $N did."; VF "$n gasps as $e realizes what you did."; CA "You look at yourself and gasp!"; OA "$n takes one look at $mself and gasps in astonishment!"; }; Social { Name "gawk"; CNA "You gawk at evryone around you."; ONA "$n gawks at everyone in the room."; CF "You gawk at $M."; OF "$n gawks at $N."; VF "$n gawks at you."; CA "You gawk as you think what you must look like to others."; OA "$n is gawking again. What is on $s mind?"; }; Social { Name "german"; CNA "You speak your best German in hopes of getting a beer."; ONA "$n says 'Du bist das hundchen!' What the hell?"; CF "You speak your best German to $M in hopes of getting a beer."; OF "$n says to $N, 'Du bist das hundchen!' What the hell?"; VF "$n says to you, 'Du bist das hundchen!' What the hell?"; CA "You speak your best German in hopes of getting a beer."; OA "$n says 'Du bist das hundchen!' What the hell?"; }; Social { Name "ghug"; CNA "GROUP HUG! GROUP HUG!"; ONA "$n hugs you all in a big group hug. How sweet!"; CF "GROUP HUG! GROUP HUG!"; OF "$n hugs you all in a big group hug. How sweet!"; VF "$n hugs you all in a big group hug. How sweet!"; CA "GROUP HUG! GROUP HUG!"; OA "$n hugs you all in a big group hug. How sweet!"; }; Social { Name "giggle"; CNA "You giggle."; ONA "$n giggles."; CF "You giggle in $S presence."; OF "$n giggles at $N's actions."; VF "$n giggles at you. Hope it's not contagious!"; CA "You giggle at yourself. You must be nervous or something."; OA "$n giggles at $mself. $e must be nervous or something."; }; Social { Name "glare"; CNA "You glare at nothing in particular."; ONA "$n glares around $m."; CF "You glare icily at $M."; OF "$n glares at $N."; VF "$n glares icily at you, you feel cold to your bones."; CA "You glare icily at your feet, they are suddenly very cold."; OA "$n glares at $s feet, what is bothering $m?"; }; Social { Name "goose"; CNA "You honk like a goose."; ONA "$n honks like a goose."; CF "You goose $S luscious bottom."; OF "$n gooses $N's soft behind."; VF "$n squeezes your tush. Oh my!"; CA "You goose yourself."; OA "$n gooses $mself. Yuck."; }; Social { Name "grimace"; CNA "You contort your face in disgust."; ONA "$n grimaces in disgust."; CF "You grimace in disgust at $M."; OF "$n grimaces in disgust at $N."; VF "$n grimaces in disgust at you."; CA "You grimace at yourself in disgust."; OA "$n grimaces at $mself in disgust."; }; Social { Name "grin"; CNA "You grin evilly."; ONA "$n grins evilly."; CF "You grin evilly at $M."; OF "$n grins evilly at $N."; VF "$n grins evilly at you. Hmmm. Better keep your distance."; CA "You grin at yourself. You must be getting very bad thoughts."; OA "$n grins at $mself. You must wonder what's in $s mind."; }; Social { Name "groan"; CNA "You groan loudly."; ONA "$n groans loudly."; CF "You groan at the sight of $M."; OF "$n groans at the sight of $N."; VF "$n groans at the sight of you."; CA "You groan as you realize what you have done."; OA "$n groans as $e realizes what $e has done."; }; Social { Name "grope"; CNA "You grope around blindly in the dark for a light switch."; ONA "$n is groping around blindly in the dark for a light switch."; CF "You grope at $S bits."; OF "$n is unromantically feeling up $N."; VF "$n unromantically gropes all your bits."; CA "You grope yourself, oh yes!"; OA "$n gropes $mself, worse it looks like $e enjoys it."; }; Social { Name "grovel"; CNA "You grovel in the dirt."; ONA "$n grovels in the dirt."; CF "You grovel before $M."; OF "$n grovels in the dirt before $N."; VF "$n grovels in the dirt before you."; CA "That seems a little silly to me."; }; Social { Name "growl"; CNA "Grrrrrrrrrr ..."; ONA "$n growls."; CF "Grrrrrrrrrr ... take that, $N!"; OF "$n growls at $N. Better leave the room before the fighting starts."; VF "$n growls at you. Hey, two can play it that way!"; CA "You growl at yourself. Boy, do you feel bitter!"; OA "$n growls at $mself. This could get interesting..."; }; Social { Name "grumble"; CNA "You grumble."; ONA "$n grumbles."; CF "You grumble to $M."; OF "$n grumbles to $N."; VF "$n grumbles to you."; CA "You grumble under your breath."; OA "$n grumbles under $s breath."; }; Social { Name "grunt"; CNA "GRNNNHTTTT."; ONA "$n grunts like a pig."; CF "GRNNNHTTTT."; OF "$n grunts to $N. What a pig!"; VF "$n grunts to you. What a pig!"; CA "GRNNNHTTTT."; OA "$n grunts to $mself. What a pig!"; }; Social { Name "halo"; CNA "An aura of heavenly light appears above your head."; ONA "An aura of heavenly light appears above $n's head."; CF "You project an aura of heavenly light above $S head."; OF "$n projects an aura of heavenly light above $N's head."; VF "$n projects an aura of heavenly light above your head."; CA "An aura of heavenly light appears above your head."; OA "An aura of heavenly light appears above $n's head."; }; Social { Name "hand"; CNA "Kiss whose hand?"; CF "You kiss $S hand."; OF "$n kisses $N's hand. How continental!"; VF "$n kisses your hand. How continental!"; CA "You kiss your own hand."; OA "$n kisses $s own hand."; }; Social { Name "handcuff"; CNA "You pull out a pair of handcuffs."; ONA "$n pulls out a pair of handcuffs."; CF "You handcuff $M, putting $M completely at your mercy."; OF "$n handcuffs $N, pretty kinky, huh?"; VF "$n handcuffs you. This could get interesting."; CA "You handcuff yourself. Too bad you can't seem to find the key."; OA "$n handcuffs $mself. Too bad $e can't seem to find the key."; }; Social { Name "hangover"; CNA "You pop a few aspirin and put on your sunglasses. Ow, your head hurts!"; ONA "$n holds $s head and says 'Quit breathing so loud!'"; CF "Won't $N be quiet? Your head is gonna split in two if $E keeps talking!"; OF "$n complains to $N 'Be quiet! I have a hangover!"; VF "$n complains to you 'Be quiet! I have a hangover!"; CA "You shoosh yourself. Be quiet! You have a hangover!"; OA "$n shooshes $mself. Wow, what a hangover that must be!"; }; Social { Name "happy"; CNA "You smile wide like Cindy Brady."; ONA "$n is as happy as a maggot on a piece of rotten meat."; CF "You smile wide at $M like Cindy Brady."; OF "$n is as happy as a maggot on a piece of rotten meat."; VF "$n is as happy as a maggot on a piece of rotten meat."; CA "You smile wide like Cindy Brady."; OA "$n is as happy as a maggot on a piece of rotten meat."; }; Social { Name "hehe"; CNA "You titter inanely, \"HEHEheHEheheHEHEhehe\""; ONA "$n titter inanely, \"HEHEheHEheheHEHEhehe\""; CF "You titter inanely at $M, \"HEHEheHEheheHEHEhehe\""; OF "$n titters inanely at $N, \"HEHEheHEheheHEHEhehe\""; VF "$n titters inanely at you, \"HEHEheHEheheHEHEhehe\""; CA "You titter inanely, \"HEHEheHEheheHEHEhehe\""; OA "$n titter inanely, \"HEHEheHEheheHEHEhehe\""; }; Social { Name "hello"; CNA "You say hello to everyone in the room."; ONA "$n says hello to everyone in the room."; CF "You tell $M how truly glad you are to see $M."; OF "$n tells $N 'Hi!'"; VF "$n tells you how truly glad $e is that you are here."; CA "You greet yourself enthusiastically."; OA "$n greets $mself enthusiastically. How odd."; }; Social { Name "hero"; CNA "You heroically risk life and limb to save the day."; ONA "$n heroically risks life and limb to save the day."; CF "You say to $M, '$N, YOU'RE MY HERO!'"; OF "$n says to $N, '$N, YOU'RE MY HERO!'"; VF "$n says to you, '$N, YOU'RE MY HERO!'"; CA "You try to look heroic."; OA "$n does $s best impression of a hero."; }; Social { Name "highfive"; CNA "You jump in the air...oops, better get someone else to join you."; ONA "$n jumps in the air by $mself. Is $e a cheerleader, or just daft?"; CF "You jump in the air and give $M a big highfive!"; OF "$n jumps in the air and gives $N a big highfive!"; VF "$n jumps in the air and gives you a big highfive!"; CA "You jump in the air and congratulate yourself!"; OA "$n jumps in the air and gives $mself a big highfive! Wonder what $e did?"; }; Social { Name "holdon"; CNA "You pause for a moment, hesitant."; ONA "$n pauses for a moment, somewhat hesitant."; CF "You hold $M closely, hugging $M."; OF "$n holds $N closely, hugging $M."; VF "$n holds you closely, hugging you."; CA "You have to hold yourself up you're so weary. Go to Sleep!"; OA "$n has to hold $mself up $e's so tired. $e should go to bed and get some sleep."; }; Social { Name "hop"; CNA "You hop around like a little kid."; ONA "$n hops around like a little kid."; CF "You hop around like a little kid."; OF "$n hops around like a little kid."; VF "$n hops around like a little kid."; CA "You hop around like a little kid."; OA "$n hops around like a little kid."; }; Social { Name "hologram"; CNA "You snap your fingers and create an illusion."; ONA "$n leaves south."; CF "You snap your fingers and create an illusion."; OF "$n leaves south."; VF "$n waves at you and leaves south."; CA "You snap your fingers and create an illusion of yourself."; OA "Suddenly, there are 2 $n's standing here!"; }; Social { Name "howl"; CNA "AHOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo."; ONA "$n howls over the smoking corpse."; CF "You howl at $M."; OF "$n howls at $N. Someone's gonna die!"; VF "$n howls at you. You must be good looking."; CA "You howl at yourself."; OA "$n howls at $mself."; }; Social { Name "hmm"; CNA "You Hmmmm out loud."; ONA "$n thinks, 'Hmmmm.'"; CF "You gaze thoughtfully at $M and say 'Hmmm.'"; OF "$n gazes thoughtfully at $N and says 'Hmmm.'"; VF "$n gazes thoughtfully at you and says 'Hmmm.'"; CA "You Hmmmm out loud."; OA "$n thinks, 'Hmmmm.'"; }; Social { Name "hug"; CNA "Hug whom?"; CF "You hug $M."; OF "$n hugs $N."; VF "$n hugs you."; CA "You hug yourself."; OA "$n hugs $mself in a vain attempt to get friendship."; }; Social { Name "hum"; CNA "Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmmmmmmm."; ONA "$n hums like a bee with a chest cold."; CF "You hum a little ditty for $M. Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmmmmmm."; OF "$n hums a little ditty for $N. Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmmmmmm."; VF "$n hums a little ditty for you. Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmmmmmm."; CA "Hmm Hmm Hmmmmmmm."; OA "$n hums like a bee with a chest cold."; }; Social { Name "icecube"; CNA "You wonder who would like an ice cube down their shirt."; ONA "With a devious look on $s face, $n hides something behind $s back."; CF "You stuff an ice cube down $S shirt. You laugh as $E hops around."; OF "$n stuffs an ice cube down $N's shirt, better hope that was $s last ice cube."; VF "$n stuffs an ice cube down your shirt. Brrr! $n laughs as you struggle to get it out."; CA "You stick an ice cube down your shirt. Brrr!"; OA "$n sticks an icecube down $s shirt, trying to cool off."; }; Social { Name "invite"; CNA "You speak your best French in hopes of getting lucky."; ONA "$n tells you, 'Voulez-vous couche avec moi ce soir?'"; CF "You speak your best French to $M in hopes of getting lucky."; OF "$n tells $N, 'Voulez-vous couche avec moi ce soir?'"; VF "$n tells you, 'Voulez-vous couche avec moi ce soir?'"; CA "You speak your best French in hopes of getting lucky, with yourself???"; OA "$n says to $mself, 'Voulez-vous couche avec moi ce soir?'"; }; Social { Name "iwhistle"; CNA "You whistle innocently, trying to hide your guilt."; ONA "$n whistles innocently."; CF "You whistle innocently, avoiding $S question."; OF "$n whistles innocently, a sure sign of guilt."; VF "$n whistles innocently at your question...hmmmmm."; CA "You whistle innocently."; OA "$n whistles innocently, trying to hide $s guilt."; }; Social { Name "jsave"; CNA "You profess 'Jesus saves! But Gretsky recovers...he scores!'"; ONA "$n announces 'Jesus saves! But Gretsky recovers...he scores!'"; CF "You profess 'Jesus saves! But Gretsky recovers...he scores!'"; OF "$n announces 'Jesus saves! But Gretsky recovers...he scores!'"; VF "$n announces to you 'Jesus saves! But Gretsky recovers...he scores!'"; CA "You profess 'Jesus saves! But Gretsky recovers...he scores!'"; OA "$n announces 'Jesus saves! But Gretsky recovers...he scores!'"; }; Social { Name "kiss"; CNA "Isn't there someone you want to kiss?"; CF "You kiss $M."; OF "$n kisses $N."; VF "$n kisses you."; CA "All the lonely people :("; }; Social { Name "knee"; CNA "You slap your knees to make a cool rhythym."; ONA "$n thinks that by slapping $s knees $e can be a musician."; CF "You knee $M in the groin and $E doubles over in pain."; OF "$n knees $N in the groin and $E doubles over in pain."; VF "$n knees you in the groin and you double over in pain."; CA "You try to knee yourself in the groin and you fall over."; OA "$n tries to knee $mself in the groin but $e falls over."; }; Social { Name "lag"; CNA "You complain about the lag, your hitpoints, your mana..."; ONA "$n has lost $s link because of the lag."; CF "You complain to $N about the lag, your hitpoints, your mana..."; OF "$n has lost $s link because of the lag."; VF "$n has lost $s link because of the lag."; CA "You complain about the lag, your hitpoints, your mana..."; OA "$n has lost $s link because of the lag."; }; Social { Name "laugh"; CNA "You laugh."; ONA "$n laughs."; CF "You laugh at $N mercilessly."; OF "$n laughs at $N mercilessly."; VF "$n laughs at you mercilessly. Hmmmmph."; CA "You laugh at yourself. I would, too."; OA "$n laughs at $mself. Let's all join in!!!"; }; Social { Name "lick"; CNA "You lick your lips and smile."; ONA "$n licks $s lips and smiles."; CF "You lick $M."; OF "$n licks $N."; VF "$n licks you."; CA "You lick yourself."; OA "$n licks $mself - YUCK."; }; Social { Name "linkkill"; CNA "Whom do you wish to disconnect?"; CF "You jump on $N's link and quickly sever it!"; OF "$n quickly severs $N's link."; VF "$n has linkkilled you!"; CA "You grab hold of your link and tear it out, uh oh!"; OA "$n has just linkkiled $mself!"; }; Social { Name "listen"; CNA "You listen intently."; ONA "$n listens intently."; CF "You listen intently to what $E is saying."; OF "$n listens intently to what $N is saying."; VF "$n listens intently to what you are saying."; CA "You pay close attention to what you are saying, trying to avoid saying something you shouldn't."; OA "$n listens intently to $mself. $e must enjoy the sound of $s own voice."; }; Social { Name "lol"; CNA "You laugh out loud, HAHAHA!"; ONA "$n laughs out loud, HAHAHA!"; CF "You laugh out loud at $N, HAHAHA!"; OF "$n is laughing at $N."; VF "Aww man, $n is laughing at you again."; CA "You laugh at yourself."; OA "$n is laughing at $mself, $e must be deranged."; }; Social { Name "love"; CNA "You love the whole world."; ONA "$n loves everybody in the world."; CF "You tell your true feelings to $N."; OF "$n whispers softly to $N."; VF "$n whispers to you sweet words of love."; CA "Well, we already know you love yourself (lucky someone does!)"; OA "$n loves $mself, can you believe it ?"; }; Social { Name "maim"; CNA "Who do you want to maim?"; ONA "$n is looking for someone to maim."; CF "You maim $M with your dull fingernails."; OF "$n raises $s hand and tries to maim $N to pieces."; VF "$n raises $s hand and paws at you. You've been maimed!"; CA "You maim yourself with your dull fingernails."; OA "$n raises $s hand and maims $mself to pieces."; }; Social { Name "marvelous"; CNA "You say 'Ah dahling, you look MAHVELLOUS!'"; ONA "$n says 'Ah dahling, you look MAHVELLOUS!'"; CF "You say to $M, 'Ah dahling, you look MAHVELLOUS!'"; OF "$n says to $N, 'Ah dahling, you look MAHVELLOUS!'"; VF "$n says to you, 'Ah dahling, you look MAHVELLOUS!'"; CA "You say 'Ah dahling, I look MAHVELLOUS!'"; OA "$n says 'Ah dahling, I look MAHVELLOUS!'"; }; Social { Name "massage"; CNA "Massage what? Thin air?"; CF "You gently massage $N's shoulders."; OF "$n massages $N's shoulders."; VF "$n gently massages your shoulders. Ahhhhhhhhhh ..."; CA "You practice yoga as you try to massage yourself."; OA "$n gives a show on yoga positions, trying to massage $mself."; }; Social { Name "meow"; CNA "MEOW."; ONA "$n meows. What's $e going to do next, wash $mself with $s tongue?"; CF "You meow at $M, hoping $E will give you some milk."; OF "$n meows at $N, hoping $E will give $m some milk. "; VF "$n meows at you. Maybe $e wants some milk."; CA "You meow like a kitty cat."; OA "$n meows like a kitty cat."; }; Social { Name "mmm"; CNA "You go mmMMmmMMmmMMmm."; ONA "$n says, 'mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.'"; CF "You go mmMMmmMMmmMMmm."; OF "$n says, 'mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.'"; VF "$n thinks of you and says, 'mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.'"; CA "You think of yourself, and go mmMMmmMMmmMMmm."; OA "$n thinks of $mself and says, 'mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.'"; }; Social { Name "moan"; CNA "You start to moan."; ONA "$n starts moaning."; CF "You moan for the loss of $M."; OF "$n moans for the loss of $N."; VF "$n moans at the sight of you. Hmmmm."; CA "You moan at yourself."; OA "$n makes $mself moan."; }; Social { Name "monkey"; CNA "You scratch behind your ear with your left foot."; ONA "$n is trying to prove $e really is descended from the apes."; CF "You ask $N for a banana."; OF "$n asks $N for a banana, what does $e think $e is?"; VF "$n asks you for a banana, what does $e think $e is?"; CA "You pound your chest and howl for a banana."; OA "$n is pounding $s chest and howling strangely."; }; Social { Name "mooch"; CNA "You beg for money, weapons, coins."; ONA "$n says 'Spare change?'"; CF "You beg $N for money, weapons, coins."; OF "$n begs you for favors of the insidious type..."; VF "$n begs you for favors of the insidious type..."; CA "You beg for money, weapons, coins."; OA "$n says 'Spare change?'"; }; Social { Name "moocow"; CNA "You make cow noises. Mooooooooooooooooooo!"; ONA "$n Mooooooooooooooooooooooooos like a cow."; CF "You make cow noises at $M. Mooooooooooooooooooo!"; OF "$n Mooooooooooooooooooooooooos like a cow at $N."; VF "$n looks at you and Mooooooooooooooooooooooooos like a cow."; CA "You make cow noises. Mooooooooooooooooooo!"; OA "$n Mooooooooooooooooooooooooos like a cow."; }; Social { Name "moon"; CNA "Gee your butt is big."; ONA "$n moons the entire room."; CF "You show your big butt to $M."; OF "$n shows $s big butt to $N. Find a paddle, quick!"; VF "$n shows $s big ugly butt to you. How do you like it?"; CA "You moon yourself."; OA "$n moons $mself. Ugliest butt you ever saw."; }; Social { Name "mosh"; CNA "You MOSH insanely about the room."; ONA "$n MOSHES insanely about the room."; CF "You MOSH $M into a pile of Jello pudding. Ewww!"; OF "$n MOSHES $N into Jello pudding. Ah, the blood!"; VF "$n MOSHES you into the ground."; CA "You MOSH yourself. Ah the blood!"; OA "$n MOSHES and MOSHES and MOSHES and MOSHES..."; }; Social { Name "muhaha"; CNA "You laugh diabolically. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!"; ONA "$n laughs diabolically. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!"; CF "You laugh at $M diabolically. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!"; OF "$n laughs at $N diabolically. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!"; VF "$n laughs at you diabolically. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!"; CA "Muhaha at yourself?? Wierd."; }; Social { Name "mwalk"; CNA "You grab your hat and moonwalk across the room."; ONA "$n grabs $s black hat and sparkly glove and moonwalks across the room."; CF "You grab your hat and moonwalk across the room."; OF "$n grabs $s black hat and sparkly glove and moonwalks across the room."; VF "$n grabs $s black hat and sparkly glove and moonwalks across the room."; CA "You grab your hat and moonwalk across the room."; OA "$n grabs $s black hat and sparkly glove and moonwalks across the room."; }; Social { Name "mutter"; CNA "You mutter angrily under your breath."; ONA "$n angrily mutters something under $s breath."; CF "You mutter about $N's bad habits."; OF "$n mutters something about $N's bad habits."; VF "$n mutters something about your bad habits, you!?! NEVER!"; CA "You mumble something under your breath."; OA "$n is mumbling again, you wonder about contacting the funny farm."; }; Social { Name "nail"; CNA "You nibble nervously on your nails."; ONA "$n nibbles nervously on $s fingernails."; CF "You nibble nervously on your nails."; OF "$n nibbles nervously on $s fingernails."; VF "$n nibbles nervously on your fingernails. Yuck!"; CA "You nibble nervously on your nails."; OA "$n nibbles nervously on $s fingernails."; }; Social { Name "nasty"; CNA "You do the best imitation of the nasty you can."; ONA "$n does the nasty solo? -- wow."; CF "You do the nasty with $M."; OF "$n does the nasty with $N. Find a firehose quick!"; VF "$n does the nasty with you. How do you like it?"; CA "You do the nasty with yourself."; OA "$n does the nasty with $mself. Hoo boy."; }; Social { Name "ni"; CNA "You exclaim proudly, 'I am a knight that goes NI!'"; ONA "$n exclaims proudly, 'I am a knight that goes NI!'"; CF "You exclaim proudly to $M, 'I am a knight that goes NI!'"; OF "$n exclaims proudly to $N, 'I am a knight that goes NI!'"; VF "$n proudly exclaims to you, 'I am a knight that goes NI!'"; CA "You exclaim proudly, 'I am a knight that goes NI!'"; OA "$n exclaims proudly, 'I am a knight that goes NI!'"; }; Social { Name "nibble"; CNA "Nibble on whom?"; CF "You nibble on $N's ear."; OF "$n nibbles on $N's ear."; VF "$n nibbles on your ear."; CA "You nibble on your OWN ear."; OA "$n nibbles on $s OWN ear."; }; Social { Name "nod"; CNA "You nod affirmative."; ONA "$n nods affirmative."; CF "You nod in recognition to $M."; OF "$n nods in recognition to $N."; VF "$n nods in recognition to you. You DO know $m, right?"; CA "You nod at yourself. Are you getting senile?"; OA "$n nods at $mself. $e must be getting senile."; }; Social { Name "noogie"; CNA "You look around, wondering who would like to get a noogie."; ONA "$n looks around, wondering who would like to get a noogie."; CF "You put $M in a headlock and give $M a severe noogie."; OF "$n puts $N in a headlock and gives $M a noogie."; VF "$n puts you in a headlock and gives you a severe noogie."; CA "You give yourself a noogie. What a goof!"; OA "$n gives $mself a noogie. What a goof!"; }; Social { Name "nose"; CNA "Gee your nose is big."; ONA "$n noses around in your business."; CF "You tweak $S nose."; OF "$n tweaks $N's nose. Ow!"; VF "$n tweaks your nose. Ow!"; CA "You wiggle your nose."; OA "$n wiggles $s nose."; }; Social { Name "nudge"; CNA "Nudge whom?"; CF "You nudge $M."; OF "$n nudges $N."; VF "$n nudges you."; CA "You nudge yourself, for some strange reason."; OA "$n nudges $mself, to keep $mself awake."; }; Social { Name "nuke"; CNA "Who do you want to nuke?"; ONA "$n tries to put something in the microwave."; CF "You envelop $M in a mushroom cloud."; OF "$n detonates a nuclear warhead at $N. Uh oh!"; VF "$n envelops you in a mushroom cloud."; CA "You nuke yourself."; OA "$n puts $mself in the microwave."; }; Social { Name "nuzzle"; CNA "Nuzzle whom?"; CF "You nuzzle $S neck softly."; OF "$n softly nuzzles $N's neck."; VF "$n softly nuzzles your neck."; CA "I'm sorry, friend, but that's impossible."; }; Social { Name "ogle"; CNA "Whom do you want to ogle?"; CF "You ogle $M like $E was a piece of meat."; OF "$n ogles $N. Maybe you should leave them alone for awhile?"; VF "$n ogles you. Guess what $e is thinking about?"; CA "You ogle yourself. You may just be too wierd for this mud."; OA "$n ogles $mself. Better hope that $e stops there."; }; Social { Name "ohno"; CNA "Oh no! You did it again!"; ONA "Oh no! $n did it again!"; CF "You exclaim to $M, 'Oh no! I did it again!'"; OF "$n exclaims to $N, 'Oh no! I did it again!'"; VF "$n exclaims to you, 'Oh no! I did it again!'"; CA "You exclaim to yourself, 'Oh no! I did it again!'"; OA "$n exclaims to $mself, 'Oh no! I did it again!'"; }; Social { Name "oink"; CNA "You make pig noises. OINK!"; ONA "$n oinks 'OINK OINK OINK!'"; CF "You make pig noises at $M. OINK!"; OF "$n oinks at $N: 'OINK OINK OINK!'"; VF "$n oinks at you: 'OINK OINK OINK!'"; CA "You make pig noises. OINK!"; OA "$n oinks 'OINK OINK OINK!'"; }; Social { Name "ooo"; CNA "You go ooOOooOOooOOoo."; ONA "$n says, 'ooOOooOOooOOoo.'"; CF "You go ooOOooOOooOOoo."; OF "$n says, 'ooOOooOOooOOoo.'"; VF "$n thinks of you and says, 'ooOOooOOooOOoo.'"; CA "You go ooOOooOOooOOoo."; OA "$n says, 'ooOOooOOooOOoo.'"; }; Social { Name "pat"; CNA "Pat whom?"; CF "You pat $N on $S head."; OF "$n pats $N on $S head."; VF "$n pats you on your head."; CA "You pat yourself on your head. Aren't you proud?"; OA "$n pats $mself on the head. $e is proud of $mself!"; }; Social { Name "peck"; CNA "You peck for seeds on the ground."; ONA "$n pecks for seeds on the ground."; CF "You give $M a little peck on the cheek."; OF "$n gives $N a small peck on the cheek."; VF "$n gives you a sweet peck on the cheek."; CA "You kiss your own pectoral muscles."; OA "$n pecks $mself on $s pectoral muscles."; }; Social { Name "peer"; CNA "You peer intently about your surroundings."; ONA "$n peers intently about the area, looking for thieves no doubt."; CF "You peer at $M quizzically."; OF "$n peers at $N quizzically."; VF "$n peers at you quizzically."; CA "You peer intently about your surroundings."; OA "$n peers intently about the area, looking for thieves no doubt."; }; Social { Name "phaser"; CNA "You aim your phasers at everyone in the room."; ONA "$n aims a phaser at everyone in the room. LOOK OUT!"; CF "You set your phaser on OWCH and point it at $M."; OF "$n sets $s phaser on OWCH and points it at $N. Uh oh..."; VF "$n sets $s phaser on OWCH and points it at you. Uh oh..."; CA "You aim your phasers at yourself. Duck!"; OA "$n aims $s phasers at $mself. Maybe $e's depressed?"; }; Social { Name "pinch"; CNA "You toss a pinch of salt over your shoulder."; ONA "$n tosses a pinch of salt over $s shoulder."; CF "You pinch $S rosy cheeks."; OF "$n pinches $N's rosy cheeks."; VF "$n pinches your chubby cheeks."; CA "You need a pinch of salt."; OA "$n needs a pinch of salt."; }; Social { Name "ping"; CNA "Ping who?"; CF "You ping $N. $N is unreachable."; OF "$n pings $N. $N is unreachable."; VF "$n pings you. Is your server dead or alive?"; CA "You ping yourself. Ooof!"; OA "$n pings $mself. Ooof!"; }; Social { Name "point"; CNA "Point at whom?"; CF "You point at $M accusingly."; OF "$n points at $N accusingly."; VF "$n points at you accusingly."; CA "You point proudly at yourself."; OA "$n points proudly at $mself."; }; Social { Name "poke"; CNA "Poke whom?"; CF "You poke $M in the ribs."; OF "$n pokes $N in the ribs."; VF "$n pokes you in the ribs."; CA "You poke yourself in the ribs, feeling very silly."; OA "$n pokes $mself in the ribs, looking very sheepish."; }; Social { Name "ponder"; CNA "You ponder the question."; ONA "$n sits down and thinks deeply."; CF "$n sits down and thinks deeply."; OF "$n sits down and thinks deeply."; VF "$n sits down and thinks deeply."; CA "$n sits down and thinks deeply."; OA "$n sits down and thinks deeply."; }; Social { Name "possum"; CNA "You do your best imitation of a corpse."; ONA "$n hits the ground... DEAD."; CF "You do your best imitation of a corpse."; OF "$n hits the ground... DEAD."; VF "$n hits the ground... DEAD."; CA "You do your best imitation of a corpse."; OA "$n hits the ground... DEAD."; }; Social { Name "potato"; CNA "You juggle a hot potato in your hands."; ONA "$n juggles a hot potato in $s hands."; CF "You juggle a hot potato and pass it onto $M."; OF "$n juggles a hot potato and gives it to $N!"; VF "$n juggles a hot potato and gives it to YOU!"; CA "You juggle a hot potato in your hands."; OA "$n juggles a hot potato in $s hands."; }; Social { Name "poupon"; CNA "You say 'Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?'."; ONA "$n says 'Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?'"; CF "You say to $M, 'Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?'."; OF "$n says to $N, 'Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?'"; VF "$n says to you, 'Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?'"; CA "You say 'Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?'."; OA "$n says 'Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?'"; }; Social { Name "pout"; CNA "Ah, don't take it so hard."; ONA "$n pouts."; CF "Ah, don't take it so hard."; OF "$n pouts at $N. What did $N do?"; VF "$n pouts at you. What did you do to $m?"; CA "Ah, don't take it so hard."; OA "$n pouts."; }; Social { Name "pray"; CNA "You feel righteous, and maybe a little foolish."; ONA "$n begs and grovels to the powers that be."; CF "You crawl in the dust before $M."; OF "$n falls down and grovels in the dirt before $N."; VF "$n kisses the dirt at your feet."; CA "Talk about narcissism ..."; OA "$n mumbles a prayer to $mself."; }; Social { Name "pretend"; CNA "You pretend you are a GOD, and slay everyone in sight!"; ONA "$n is pretending $e is an implementor again. *sigh*"; CF "You pretend you are a GOD, and demote $M to level 1."; OF "$n pretends $e is a GOD, and says, '$N, you're demoted to level 1!'"; VF "$n pretends $e is a GOD, and says, 'You are demoted to level 1!'"; CA "You pretend you are an implementor, and you demote yourself to level 1."; OA "$n pretends $e is a GOD, and demotes $mself to level 1."; }; Social { Name "propose"; CNA "You propose a contract game of bridge."; ONA "$n proposes a contract game of bridge."; CF "You propose marriage to $M."; OF "$n gets down on one knee and proposes to $N."; VF "$n says quietly 'Will you marry me?'"; CA "Even you wouldn't marry yourself."; OA "$n refuses the proposal made by $mself."; }; Social { Name "puke"; CNA "You puke ... chunks everywhere!"; ONA "$n pukes."; CF "You puke on $M."; OF "$n pukes on $N."; VF "$n spews vomit and pukes all over your clothing!"; CA "You puke on yourself."; OA "$n pukes on $s clothes."; }; Social { Name "punch"; CNA "Punch whom?"; CF "You punch $M playfully."; OF "$n punches $N playfully."; VF "$n punches you playfully. OUCH!"; CA "You punch yourself. You deserve it."; OA "$n punches $mself. Why don't you join in?"; }; Social { Name "purr"; CNA "MMMMEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW."; ONA "$n purrs contentedly."; CF "You purr contentedly in $S lap."; OF "$n purrs contentedly in $N's lap."; VF "$n purrs contentedly in your lap."; CA "You purr at yourself."; OA "$n purrs at $mself. Must be a cat thing."; }; Social { Name "push"; CNA "You push the history-eraser button! BUT, nothing seems to happen."; ONA "$n pushes the history-eraser button! BUT, nothing seems to happen."; CF "You push $M away in disgust."; OF "$n pushes $N away in disgust."; VF "$n pushes you away in disgust."; CA "You push yourself to the limit of your abilities."; OA "$n pushes $mself to the limits of $s abilites."; }; Social { Name "raise"; CNA "You raise your hand in response."; ONA "$n raises $s hand in response."; CF "You raise your hand in response."; OF "$n raises $s hand in response."; VF "$n raises $s hand in response to you."; CA "You raise your hand in response."; OA "$n raises $s hand in response."; }; Social { Name "reassure"; CNA "You reassure everyone that everything will be ok."; ONA "$n reassures everyone that everything will be ok."; CF "You hug $M reassuringly."; OF "$n hugs $N reassuringly."; VF "$n hugs you reassuringly."; CA "You try to reassure yourself that everything will be ok."; OA "$n tries to reassure $mself that everything will be ok."; }; Social { Name "renandstimpy"; CNA "You say, 'Oh Happy Happy, Joy Joy!'"; ONA "$n exclaims, 'Oh Happy Happy, Joy Joy!'"; CF "You exclaim, 'Oh Happy Happy, Joy Joy!' at the mere thought of $M."; OF "$n exclaims, 'Oh Happy Happy, Joy Joy!' as $e sees $N enter the room."; VF "$n exclaims, 'Oh Happy Happy, Joy Joy!' when $e sees you approach."; CA "You exclaim, 'Oh Happy Happy, Joy Joy!' at the thought of yourself."; OA "$n exclaims, 'Oh Happy Happy, Joy Joy!' at the thought of $mself."; }; Social { Name "rofl"; CNA "You roll on the floor laughing hysterically."; ONA "$n rolls on the floor laughing hysterically."; CF "You laugh your head off at $S remark."; OF "$n rolls on the floor laughing at $N's remark."; VF "$n can't stop laughing at your remark."; CA "You roll on the floor and laugh at yourself."; OA "$n laughs at $mself. Join in the fun."; }; Social { Name "roll"; CNA "You roll your eyes."; ONA "$n rolls $s eyes."; CF "You roll your eyes at $M."; OF "$n rolls $s eyes at $N."; VF "$n rolls $s eyes at you."; CA "You roll your eyes at yourself."; OA "$n rolls $s eyes at $mself."; }; Social { Name "rub"; CNA "You rub your eyes. How long have you been at this?"; ONA "$n rubs $s eyes. $n must have been playing all day."; CF "You rub your eyes. Has $N been playing as long as you have?"; OF "$n rubs $s eyes. $n must have been playing all day."; VF "$n rubs $s eyes. Have you been playing as long as $m?"; CA "You rub your eyes. How long have you been at this?"; OA "$n rubs $s eyes. $n must have been playing all day."; }; Social { Name "ruffle"; CNA "You've got to ruffle SOMEONE."; CF "You ruffle $N's hair playfully."; OF "$n ruffles $N's hair playfully."; VF "$n ruffles your hair playfully."; CA "You ruffle your hair."; OA "$n ruffles $s hair."; }; Social { Name "russian"; CNA "You speak Russian. Yeah, right. Dream on."; ONA "$n says 'Ya horosho stari malenky koshka.' Huh?"; CF "You speak Russian to $M. Yeah, right. Dream on."; OF "$n says to $N 'Ya horosho stari malenky koshka.' Huh?"; VF "$n says to you 'Ya horosho stari malenky koshka.' Huh?"; CA "You speak Russian. Yeah, right. Dream on."; OA "$n says 'Ya horosho stari malenky koshka.' Huh?"; }; Social { Name "sad"; CNA "You put on a glum expression."; ONA "$n looks particularly glum today. *sniff*"; CF "You give $M your best glum expression."; OF "$n looks at $N glumly. *sniff* Poor $n."; VF "$n looks at you glumly. *sniff* Poor $n."; CA "You bow your head and twist your toe in the dirt glumly."; OA "$n bows $s head and twists $s toe in the dirt glumly."; }; Social { Name "salute"; CNA "You salute smartly."; ONA "$n salutes smartly."; CF "You salute $M."; OF "$n salutes $N."; VF "$n salutes you."; CA "Huh?"; }; Social { Name "scold"; CNA "You scold everyone for being so naughty!"; ONA "$n scolds everyone for being so naughty!"; CF "You scold $M for being so naughty!"; OF "$n scolds $N for being so naughty!"; VF "$n scolds you for being so naughty!"; CA "You scold yourself for being so naughty!"; OA "$n scolds $mself for being so naughty!"; }; Social { Name "scream"; CNA "ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!"; ONA "$n screams loudly!"; CF "ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!! Yes, it MUST have been $S fault!!!"; OF "$n screams loudly at $N. Better leave before $e blames you, too!!!"; VF "$n screams at you! That's not nice! *sniff*"; CA "You scream at yourself. Yes, that's ONE way of relieving tension!"; OA "$n screams loudly at $mself! Is there a full moon up?"; }; Social { Name "shake"; CNA "You shake your head."; ONA "$n shakes $s head."; CF "You shake $S hand."; OF "$n shakes $N's hand."; VF "$n shakes your hand."; CA "You are shaken by yourself."; OA "$n shakes and quivers like a bowl full of jelly."; }; Social { Name "shiver"; CNA "Brrrrrrrrr."; ONA "$n shivers uncomfortably."; CF "You shiver at the thought of fighting $M."; OF "$n shivers at the thought of fighting $N."; VF "$n shivers at the suicidal thought of fighting you."; CA "You shiver to yourself?"; OA "$n scares $mself to shivers."; }; Social { Name "shrug"; CNA "You shrug."; ONA "$n shrugs helplessly."; CF "You shrug in response to $S question."; OF "$n shrugs in response to $N's question."; VF "$n shrugs in response to your question."; CA "You shrug to yourself."; OA "$n shrugs to $mself. What a strange person."; }; Social { Name "sigh"; CNA "You sigh."; ONA "$n sighs loudly."; CF "You sigh as you think of $M."; OF "$n sighs at the sight of $N."; VF "$n sighs as $e thinks of you. Touching, huh?"; CA "You sigh at yourself. You MUST be lonely."; OA "$n sighs at $mself. What a sorry sight."; }; Social { Name "sing"; CNA "You raise your clear voice towards the sky."; ONA "$n has begun to sing."; CF "You sing a ballad to $M."; OF "$n sings a ballad to $N."; VF "$n sings a ballad to you! How sweet!"; CA "You sing a little ditty to yourself."; OA "$n sings a little ditty to $mself."; }; Social { Name "slobber"; CNA "You slobber all over the floor."; ONA "$n slobbers all over the floor."; CF "You slobber all over $M."; OF "$n slobbers all over $N."; VF "$n slobbers all over you."; CA "You slobber all down your front."; OA "$n slobbers all over $mself."; }; Social { Name "smile"; CNA "You smile happily."; ONA "$n smiles happily."; CF "You smile at $M."; OF "$n beams a smile at $N."; VF "$n smiles at you."; CA "You smile at yourself."; OA "$n smiles at $mself."; }; Social { Name "smirk"; CNA "You smirk."; ONA "$n smirks."; CF "You smirk at $S saying."; OF "$n smirks at $N's saying."; VF "$n smirks at your saying."; CA "You smirk at yourself. Okay ..."; OA "$n smirks at $s own 'wisdom'."; }; Social { Name "smoke"; CNA "You calmly light a cigarette and take a puff."; ONA "$n calmly lights a cigarette and take a puff."; CF "You blow smoke into $S eyes."; OF "$n blows smoke into $N's eyes."; VF "$n blows smoke rings into your eyes."; CA "You call down lightning and SMOKE yourself."; OA "$n calls down lightning and SMOKES $mself."; }; Social { Name "smooch"; CNA "You are searching for someone to smooch."; ONA "$n is looking for someone to smooch."; CF "You give $M a nice, wet smooch."; OF "$n and $N are smooching in the corner."; VF "$n smooches you passionately on the lips."; CA "You smooch yourself."; OA "$n smooches $mself. Yuck."; }; Social { Name "snap"; CNA "PRONTO ! You snap your fingers."; ONA "$n snaps $s fingers."; CF "You snap back at $M."; OF "$n snaps back at $N."; VF "$n snaps back at you!"; CA "You snap yourself to attention."; OA "$n snaps $mself to attention."; }; Social { Name "snarl"; CNA "You grizzle your teeth and look mean."; ONA "$n snarls angrily."; CF "You snarl at $M."; OF "$n snarls at $N."; VF "$n snarls at you, for some reason."; CA "You snarl at yourself."; OA "$n snarls at $mself."; }; Social { Name "sneeze"; CNA "Gesundheit!"; ONA "$n sneezes."; CF "$n sneezes."; OF "$n sneezes."; VF "$n sneezes."; CA "$n sneezes."; OA "$n sneezes."; }; Social { Name "snicker"; CNA "You snicker softly."; ONA "$n snickers softly."; CF "You snicker with $M about your shared secret."; OF "$n snickers with $N about their shared secret."; VF "$n snickers with you about your shared secret."; CA "You snicker at your own evil thoughts."; OA "$n snickers at $s own evil thoughts."; }; Social { Name "sniff"; CNA "You sniff sadly. *SNIFF*"; ONA "$n sniffs sadly."; CF "You sniff sadly at the way $E is treating you."; OF "$n sniffs sadly at the way $N is treating $m."; VF "$n sniffs sadly at the way you are treating $m."; CA "You sniff sadly at your lost opportunities."; OA "$n sniffs sadly at $mself. Something MUST be bothering $m."; }; Social { Name "snore"; CNA "Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz."; ONA "$n snores loudly."; CF "$n snores loudly."; OF "$n snores loudly."; VF "$n snores loudly."; CA "$n snores loudly."; OA "$n snores loudly."; }; Social { Name "snort"; CNA "You snort."; ONA "$n takes a sniff of some white powder and looks VERY relieved."; CF "You snort. Maybe $N would like some?"; OF "$n takes a sniff of some white powder and looks VERY relieved."; VF "$n takes a sniff of some white powder and looks VERY relieved. Like some?"; CA "You snort."; OA "$n takes a sniff of some white powder and looks VERY relieved."; }; Social { Name "snowball"; CNA "Whom do you want to throw a snowball at?"; CF "You throw a snowball in $N's face."; OF "$n throws a snowball at $N."; VF "$n throws a snowball at you."; CA "You throw a snowball at yourself."; OA "$n throws a snowball at $mself."; }; Social { Name "snuggle"; CNA "Who?"; CF "You snuggle $M."; OF "$n snuggles up to $N."; VF "$n snuggles up to you."; CA "You snuggle up, getting ready to sleep."; OA "$n snuggles up, getting ready to sleep."; }; Social { Name "spam"; CNA "You mutter 'SPAM' quietly to yourself."; ONA "$n sings 'SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM....'"; CF "You hurl a can of SPAM at $M."; OF "$n hurls a can of SPAM at $N."; VF "$n SPAMS you viciously."; CA "You mutter 'SPAM' in the corner quietly."; OA "$n mutters 'SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM'. Join in!"; }; Social { Name "spanish"; CNA "You speak Spanish or at least you think you do."; ONA "$n says 'Naces pendejo, mueres pendejo.' Uh oh."; CF "You speak Spanish or at least you think you do."; OF "$n says 'Naces pendejo, mueres pendejo.' Uh oh."; VF "$n says 'Naces pendejo, mueres pendejo.' Uh oh."; CA "You speak Spanish or at least you think you do."; OA "$n says to $mself 'Naces pendejo, mueres pendejo.' Uh oh."; }; Social { Name "spank"; CNA "Spank whom?"; CF "You spank $M playfully."; OF "$n spanks $N playfully."; VF "$n spanks you playfully. OUCH!"; CA "You spank yourself. Kinky!"; OA "$n spanks $mself. Kinky!"; }; Social { Name "spin"; CNA "You twirl in a graceful pirouette."; ONA "$n twirls in a graceful pirouette."; CF "You spin $M on one finger."; OF "$n spins $N on $s finger."; VF "$n spins you around on $s finger."; CA "You spin yourself around and around and around...."; OA "$n spins $mself around and around and around..."; }; Social { Name "squeal"; CNA "You squeal with delight."; ONA "$n squeals with delight."; CF "You squeal at $M."; OF "$n squeals at $N. Wonder why?"; VF "$n squeals at you. You must be doing something good."; CA "You squeal at yourself."; OA "$n squeals at $mself."; }; Social { Name "squeeze"; CNA "Where, what, how, whom?"; CF "You squeeze $M fondly."; OF "$n squeezes $N fondly."; VF "$n squeezes you fondly."; CA "You squeeze yourself - try to relax a little!"; OA "$n squeezes $mself."; }; Social { Name "squirm"; CNA "You squirm guiltily."; ONA "$n squirms guiltily. Looks like $e did it."; CF "You squirm in front of $M."; OF "$n squirms in front of $N."; VF "$n squirms in front of you. You make $m nervous."; CA "You squirm and squirm and squirm...."; OA "$n squirms and squirms and squirm....."; }; Social { Name "squish"; CNA "You squish your toes into the sand."; ONA "$n squishes $s toes into the sand."; CF "You squish $M between your legs."; OF "$n squishes $N between $s legs."; VF "$n squishes you between $s legs."; CA "You squish yourself."; OA "$n squishes $mself. OUCH."; }; Social { Name "stare"; CNA "You stare at the sky."; ONA "$n stares at the sky."; CF "You stare dreamily at $N, completely lost in $S eyes.."; OF "$n stares dreamily at $N."; VF "$n stares dreamily at you, completely lost in your eyes."; CA "You stare dreamily at yourself - enough narcissism for now."; OA "$n stares dreamily at $mself - NARCISSIST!"; }; Social { Name "stickup"; CNA "You don a mask and ask for everyone's gold."; ONA "$n says 'This is a stickup. Gimme yer gold, NOW!'"; CF "You don a mask and ask for $S gold."; OF "$n says to $N, 'This is a stickup. Gimme yer gold, NOW!'"; VF "$n says to you, 'This is a stickup. Gimme yer gold, NOW!'"; CA "You extort money from yourself."; OA "$n holds $s weapon to $s throat and says 'Ok, me, give me all my money!'"; }; Social { Name "stretch"; CNA "You stretch and relax your sore muscles."; ONA "$n stretches luxuriously. Make you want to, doesn't it."; CF "You stretch and relax your sore muscles."; OF "$n stretches luxuriously. Make you want to, doesn't it."; VF "$n stretches luxuriously. Make you want to, doesn't it."; CA "You stretch and relax your sore muscles."; OA "$n stretches luxuriously. Make you want to, doesn't it."; }; Social { Name "strip"; CNA "You show some of your shoulder as you begin your performance."; ONA "$n shows $s bare shoulder and glances seductively around the room."; CF "You show some of your shoulder as you begin your performance."; OF "$n shows $s bare shoulder and glances seductively at $N."; VF "$n shows $s bare shoulder and glances seductively at you."; CA "You show some of your shoulder as you begin your performance."; OA "$n shows $s bare shoulder and glances seductively around the room."; }; Social { Name "strut"; CNA "Strut your stuff."; ONA "$n struts proudly."; CF "You strut to get $S attention."; OF "$n struts, hoping to get $N's attention."; VF "$n struts, hoping to get your attention."; CA "You strut to yourself, lost in your own world."; OA "$n struts to $mself, lost in $s own world."; }; Social { Name "suffer"; CNA "No xp again? You suffer at the hands of fate."; ONA "$n is suffering. Looks like $e can't seem to level."; CF "You tell $M how you suffer whenever you're away from $M."; OF "$n tells $N that $e suffers whenever they're apart."; VF "$n tells you that $e suffers whenever you're apart."; CA "No xp again? You suffer at the hands of fate."; OA "$n is suffering. Looks like $e can't seem to level."; }; Social { Name "sulk"; CNA "You sulk."; ONA "$n sulks in the corner."; CF "$n sulks in the corner."; OF "$n sulks in the corner."; VF "$n sulks in the corner."; CA "$n sulks in the corner."; OA "$n sulks in the corner."; }; Social { Name "surf"; CNA "You stoke your soul by catching a smooth, perfect wave."; ONA "$n stokes $s soul by catching a smooth, perfect wave."; CF "You stoke your soul by catching a smooth, perfect wave."; OF "$n stokes $s soul by catching a smooth, perfect wave."; VF "$n stokes $s soul by catching a smooth, perfect wave."; CA "You stoke your soul by catching a smooth, perfect wave."; OA "$n stokes $s soul by catching a smooth, perfect wave."; }; Social { Name "swear"; CNA "You swear violently, \"?#@&&*!\""; ONA "$n swears violently, \"?#@&&*!\""; CF "You swear at $m, \"?#@&&*!\""; OF "$n swears at $N, \"?#@&&*!\""; VF "$n swears at you, \"?#@&&*!\", what a nice guy!"; CA "You swear at yourself, \"?#@&&*!\""; OA "$n swears at $mself, that's nice."; }; Social { Name "sweep"; CNA "You grab a broom and sweep up the mess you made."; ONA "$n grabs a broom and sweeps up the mess $e made."; CF "You sweep $M up off $S feet and swirl $M around in happiness."; OF "$n sweeps $N up off $S feet and swirls $M around in happiness."; VF "$n sweeps you off your feet and swirls you around in happiness."; CA "You swirl around in happiness."; OA "$n swirls $mself around. Pretty silly, huh?"; }; Social { Name "swoon"; CNA "You swoon in ecstacy."; ONA "$n swoons in ecstacy."; CF "You swoon in ecstacy at the thought of $M."; OF "$n swoons in ecstacy at the thought of $N."; VF "$n swoons in ecstacy as $e thinks of you."; CA "You swoon in ecstacy."; OA "$n swoons in ecstacy."; }; Social { Name "smeghead"; CNA "You say, 'Rimmer, you're a smeghead!'"; ONA "$n says, 'Rimmer, you're a smeghead!'"; CF "You tell $M that $E is a smeghead."; OF "$n calls $N a smeghead."; VF "$n has just called you a smeghead."; CA "You do a silly wavey handy salute."; OA "Oh my god, $n think $e is that smeghead Rimmer."; }; Social { Name "smack"; CNA "You look around for someone to smack."; CF "You smack $N across the face, leaving a &rred&x handprint."; OF "$n smacks $N across the face, leaving a &rred&x handprint."; VF "$n smacks you across the face, leaving a &rred&x handprint."; CA "You smack yourself soundly and send yourself to bed without supper."; OA "$n smacks $mself and send themselves to bed without supper, hmm."; }; Social { Name "slap"; CNA "You look around for someone to slap."; ONA "$n looks around for someone to slap."; CF "You slap $M."; OF "$n slaps $N."; VF "$n slaps you."; CA "You slap yourself."; OA "$n slaps $mself, what a weirdo."; }; Social { Name "sex"; CNA "You look around for someone to have sex with."; ONA "$n looks around for someone to have sex with. Watch out, $e might pick you."; CF "You suddenly tear the clothes of $N and make mad passionate love to $M like you never have before."; OF "$n suddenly leaps ontop of $N. With the mad gestures that follow, you can tell that $e has No idea wtf $e is doing."; VF "$n leaps on top of you and tries to make mad love. $e does not seem to know what $e is doing. What a pity."; CA "You want to do WHAT!!. I think you should do that somewhere else."; OA "$n starts to.. you know.. have fun with $mself. You can't help but look on in amazement."; }; Social { Name "squawk"; CNA "You squawk loudly."; ONA "$n suddenly squawks loudly, surprising you."; CF "You squawk at $N hoping to keep them away from your nest."; OF "$n squawks at $N hoping to keep them away from $s nest."; VF "$n squawks at you hoping to keep you away from $s nest."; CA "You squawk loudly as you sit down uncomfortably on something sharp."; OA "$n squawks loudly as if $e had sat on a pin."; }; Social { Name "tackle"; CNA "You can't tackle the AIR!"; CF "You run over to $M and bring $M down!"; OF "$n runs over to $N and tackles $M to the ground!"; VF "$n runs over to you and tackles you to the ground!"; CA "You wrap your arms around yourself, and throw yourself to the ground."; OA "$n wraps $s arms around $mself and brings $mself down!?"; }; Social { Name "tap"; CNA "You tap your foot impatiently."; ONA "$n taps $s foot impatiently."; CF "You tap your foot impatiently. Will $E ever be ready?"; OF "$n taps $s foot impatiently as $e waits for $N."; VF "$n taps $s foot impatiently as $e waits for you."; CA "You tap yourself on the head. Ouch!"; OA "$n taps $mself on the head."; }; Social { Name "tender"; CNA "You will enjoy it more if you choose someone to kiss."; CF "You give $M a soft, tender kiss."; OF "$n gives $N a soft, tender kiss."; VF "$n gives you a soft, tender kiss."; CA "You'd better not, people may start to talk!"; }; Social { Name "thank"; CNA "Thank you too."; CF "You thank $N heartily."; OF "$n thanks $N heartily."; VF "$n thanks you heartily."; CA "You thank yourself since nobody else wants to !"; OA "$n thanks $mself since you won't."; }; Social { Name "think"; CNA "You think about times past and friends forgotten."; ONA "$n thinks deeply and is lost in thought."; CF "You think about times past and friends forgotten."; OF "$n thinks deeply and is lost in thought."; VF "$n thinks deeply and is lost in thought. Maybe $e is thinking of you?"; CA "You think about times past and friends forgotten."; OA "$n thinks deeply and is lost in thought."; }; Social { Name "throttle"; CNA "Whom do you want to throttle?"; CF "You throttle $M till $E is blue in the face."; OF "$n throttles $N about the neck, until $E passes out. THUNK!"; VF "$n throttles you about the neck until you pass out. THUNK!"; CA "That might hurt! Better not do it!"; OA "$n is getting a crazy look in $s eye again."; }; Social { Name "thwap"; CNA "Whom do you want to thwap?"; ONA "$n rolls up a newspaper and looks for someone to thwap."; CF "You thwap $M around the head, THWAP! THWAP! THWAP!"; OF "$n thwaps $N, THWAP! THWAP! THWAP!"; VF "$n thwaps you, THWAP! THWAP! THWAP!"; CA "You thwap yourself, OUCH!"; OA "$n is whacking $s head with a newspaper, it looks painful."; }; Social { Name "tickle"; CNA "Whom do you want to tickle?"; CF "You tickle $N - $E starts giggling."; OF "$n tickles $N - $E starts giggling."; VF "$n tickles you - hee hee hee."; CA "You tickle yourself, how funny!"; OA "$n tickles $mself."; }; Social { Name "timeout"; CNA "You put yourself on indefinite timeout."; ONA "$n goes on timeout, you wont be seeing $m for a while."; CF "You place $N on a timeout."; OF "$n places $N on a timeout, you wont be seeing $M for a while."; VF "$n places you on timeout, can he do that?"; CA "You put yourself on indefinite timeout."; OA "$n goes on timeout, you wont be seeing $m for a while."; }; Social { Name "tip"; CNA "You tip your hat to noone in particular."; ONA "$n tips $s hat to noone in particular."; CF "You tip your hat to $M."; OF "$n gallantly tips $s hat to $N."; VF "$n gallantly tips $s hat to you."; CA "You tip your hat on a rakish angle."; OA "$n thinks that a lopsided hat makes $m look better."; }; Social { Name "toe"; CNA "You sheepishly rub your toe in the dirt."; ONA "$n sheepishly rubs $s toe in the dirt."; CF "You jump up and land viciously on $N's toe, better watch out!"; OF "$n stamps on $N's toe very hard, this could mean war!"; VF "$n stamps on your toe, OWWW!"; CA "You sheepishly rub your toe in the dirt."; OA "$n sheepishly rubs $s toe in the dirt."; }; Social { Name "tongue"; CNA "You stick out your tongue."; ONA "$n sticks out $s tongue."; CF "You stick your tongue out at $M."; OF "$n sticks $s tongue out at $N."; VF "$n sticks $s tongue out at you."; CA "You stick out your tongue and touch your nose."; OA "$n sticks out $s tongue and touches $s nose."; }; Social { Name "torture"; CNA "You have to torture someone!"; CF "You torture $M with rusty weapons, Mwaahhhhh!!"; OF "$n tortures $N with rusty weapons, $E must have been REAL bad!"; VF "$n tortures you with rusty weapons! What did you DO!?!"; CA "You torture yourself with rusty weapons. Was it good for you?"; OA "$n tortures $mself with rusty weapons. Looks like $e enjoys it!?"; }; Social { Name "tummy"; CNA "You rub your tummy and wish you'd bought a pie at the bakery."; ONA "$n rubs $s tummy and wishes $e'd bought a pie at the bakery."; CF "You rub your tummy and ask $M for some food."; OF "$n rubs $s tummy and asks $N for some food."; VF "$n rubs $s tummy and asks you for some food. Please?"; CA "You rub your tummy and wish you'd bought a pie at the bakery."; OA "$n rubs $s tummy and wishes $e'd bought a pie at the bakery."; }; Social { Name "tweety"; CNA "You exclaim 'I TAWT I TAW A PUTTY TAT!!'"; ONA "$n exclaims 'I TAWT I TAW A PUTTY TAT!!'"; CF "You exclaim to $M, 'I TAWT I TAW A PUTTY TAT!!'"; OF "$n exclaims to $N, 'I TAWT I TAW A PUTTY TAT!!'"; VF "$n exclaims to you, 'I TAWT I TAW A PUTTY TAT!!'"; CA "You exclaim to yourself, 'I TAWT I TAW A PUTTY TAT!!'"; OA "$n exclaims to $mself, 'I TAWT I TAW A PUTTY TAT!!'"; }; Social { Name "twiddle"; CNA "You patiently twiddle your thumbs."; ONA "$n patiently twiddles $s thumbs."; CF "You twiddle $S ears."; OF "$n twiddles $N's ears."; VF "$n twiddles your ears."; CA "You twiddle your ears like Dumbo."; OA "$n twiddles $s own ears like Dumbo."; }; Social { Name "type"; CNA "You throw up yor handz in dizgust at yur losy typing skils."; ONA "$n couldn't type a period if there was only one key on the keyboard."; CF "You throw up yor handz in dizgust at yur losy typing skils."; OF "$n couldn't type a period if there was only one key on the keyboard."; VF "$n couldn't type a period if there was only one key on the keyboard."; CA "You throw up yor handz in dizgust at yur losy typing skils."; OA "$n couldn't type a period if there was only one key on the keyboard."; }; Social { Name "wave"; CNA "You wave."; ONA "$n waves happily."; CF "You wave goodbye to $N."; OF "$n waves goodbye to $N."; VF "$n waves goodbye to you. Have a good journey."; CA "Are you going on adventures as well?"; OA "$n waves goodbye to $mself."; }; Social { Name "wedgie"; CNA "You look around for someone to wedgie."; ONA "$n is looking around for someone to wedgie! Run!"; CF "You wedgie $M. Must be fun! "; OF "$n wedgies $N to the heavens."; VF "$n wedgies you! Ouch!"; CA "You delight in pinning your underwear to the sky."; OA "$n wedgies $mself and revels with glee."; }; Social { Name "wetwilly"; CNA "You look around for someone to do it to."; ONA "$n wets $s finger and looks around."; CF "You wet your finger and stick it in $S ear."; OF "$n wets $s finger and sticks it in $N's ear, ewwww."; VF "$n wets $s finger and sticks it in your ear, ewwww."; CA "You wiggle your wet finger inside your ear."; OA "$n is wiggling a wet finger inside $s own ear, yucky!"; }; Social { Name "whine"; CNA "You whine like the great whiners of the century."; ONA "$n whines 'I want to be a god already. I need more hitpoints..I...'"; CF "You whine to $M like the great whiners of the century."; OF "$n whines to $N 'I want to be an immortal already. I need more hp...I..'"; VF "$n whines to you 'I want to be an immortal already. I need more hp...I...'"; CA "You whine like the great whiners of the century."; OA "$n whines 'I want to be a god already. I need more hitpoints..I...'"; }; Social { Name "whistle"; CNA "You whistle appreciatively."; ONA "$n whistles appreciatively."; CF "You whistle at the sight of $M."; OF "$n whistles at the sight of $N."; VF "$n whistles at the sight of you."; CA "You whistle a little tune to yourself."; OA "$n whistles a little tune to $mself."; }; Social { Name "wiggle"; CNA "You wiggle your bottom."; ONA "$n wiggles $s bottom."; CF "You wiggle your bottom toward $M."; OF "$n wiggles $s bottom toward $N."; VF "$n wiggles $s bottom toward you."; CA "You wiggle about like a fish."; OA "$n wiggles about like a fish."; }; Social { Name "wince"; CNA "You wince. Ouch!"; ONA "$n winces. Ouch!"; CF "You wince at $M."; OF "$n winces at $N."; VF "$n winces at you."; CA "You wince at yourself. Ouch!"; OA "$n winces at $mself. Ouch!"; }; Social { Name "wink"; CNA "You wink suggestively."; ONA "$n winks suggestively."; CF "You wink suggestively at $N."; OF "$n winks at $N."; VF "$n winks suggestively at you."; CA "You wink at yourself ?? - what are you up to ?"; OA "$n winks at $mself - something strange is going on..."; }; Social { Name "wish"; CNA "You make a wish upon a star for a dream you have."; ONA "$n sighs... and makes a wish upon a shooting star."; CF "You wish to be loved by $M."; OF "$n wishes to be loved by $N."; VF "$n wishes to be loved by you."; CA "You wish for more attention."; OA "$n wishes for more attention."; }; Social { Name "worship"; CNA "You worship the powers that be."; ONA "$n worships the powers that be."; CF "You drop to your knees in homage of $M."; OF "$n prostrates $mself before $N."; VF "$n believes you are all powerful."; CA "You worship yourself."; OA "$n worships $mself - ah, the conceitedness of it all."; }; Social { Name "wrap"; CNA "You wrap a present for your love."; ONA "$n wraps a present for someone special."; CF "You wrap your legs around $M."; OF "$n wraps $s legs around $N."; VF "$n wraps $s legs around you. Wonder what's coming next?"; CA "You wrap yourself with some paper."; OA "$n wraps $mself with some wrapping paper. Is it Christmas?"; }; Social { Name "yabba"; CNA "YABBA-DABBA-DOO!"; ONA "$n hollers 'Hey Wilma -- YABBA DABBA DOO!'"; CF "You holler 'Hey $N -- YABBA DABBA DOO!'"; OF "$n hollers 'Hey $N -- YABBA DABBA DOO!'"; VF "$n hollers 'Hey $N -- YABBA DABBA DOO!'"; CA "YABBA-DABBA-DOO!"; OA "$n hollers 'Hey Wilma -- YABBA DABBA DOO!'"; }; Social { Name "yahoo"; CNA "You do your best Han Solo impression."; ONA "$n exclaims, 'YAHOO! Great shot, kid, that was one in a million!'"; CF "You do your best Han Solo impression."; OF "$n exclaims, 'YAHOO! Great shot, $N, that was one in a million!'"; VF "$n exclaims, 'YAHOO! Great shot, $N, that was one in a million!'"; CA "You do your best Han Solo impression."; OA "$n exclaims, 'YAHOO! Great shot, $n, that was one in a million!'"; }; Social { Name "yawn"; CNA "You must be tired."; ONA "$n yawns."; CF "You must be tired."; OF "$n yawns at $N. Maybe you should let them go to bed?"; VF "$n yawns at you. Maybe $e wants you to go to bed with $m?"; CA "You must be tired."; OA "$n yawns."; }; Social { Name "yeehaw"; CNA "You mount your white pony (?) and shout 'YEEEEEEEEEEHAW!'"; ONA "$n mounts $s white pony (?) and shouts 'YEEEEHHHAAAAAAWWWW!'"; CF "You mount your white pony (?) and shout 'YEEEEEEEEEEHAW!'"; OF "$n mounts $s white pony (?) and shouts 'YEEEEHHHAAAAAAWWWW!'"; VF "$n mounts $s white pony (?) and shouts 'YEEEEHHHAAAAAAWWWW!'"; CA "You mount your white pony (?) and shout 'YEEEEEEEEEEHAW!'"; OA "$n mounts $s white pony (?) and shouts 'YEEEEHHHAAAAAAWWWW!'"; }; Social { Name "zerbert"; CNA "You look around for someone to do it to."; CF "You lift up $S shirt and blow in $S navel."; OF "$n lifts up $N's shirt and blows in $S navel, wierdo."; VF "$n lifts up your shirt and blows in your navel, wierdo."; CA "You bend over and blow in your own navel, freak!"; OA "$n bends over and blows in his own navel, what a loon!"; }; eof