.DT calendar Discworld concepts help calendar Name .SI 5 calendar - show the Discworld days for the coming real life week .EI Syntax .SI 5 calendar .EI Description .SP 5 5 The Discworld astronomical arrangement is rather complicated and I don't have much time now, so I'll come back and do this properly later on. Or you could go and read the relevant entry in the Companion. .EP .SP 5 5 But, for starters, the Discworld year consists of 8 seasons, thus: Spring Prime, Summer Prime, Autumn Prime, and Winter Prime, Spring Secundus, Summer Secundus, Autumn Secundus, and Winter Secundus. .EP .SP 5 5 The calendar command lists which Discworld days will occur on which real life days for the coming week. Note that one DW day equals about 8 hours in "real life." .EP Days .SI 5 Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday Octeday .EI Months .SI 5 Offle - 31 days February - 30 days March - 31 days April - 31 days May - 31 days June - 30 days Grune - 31 days August - 31 days Spune - 31 days Sektober - 30 days Ember - 31 days December - 31 days Ick - 31 days .EI Special Days .SI 5 Hogswatchday - Friday 1st Offle Small Gods Day - Friday 16th Grune Soul Cake Tuesday - Tuesday 23rd August .EI See also .SI 5 time .EI