(fondle (pattern "<indirect:any-living>") (pattern "<string> <indirect:any-living>") (pattern "<indirect:any-living> <string>") (targeted (no-arguments (self "You fondle $hcname$.") (target "$mcname$ fondle$s$ you.") (rest "$mcname$ fondle$s$ $hcname$.") ) (arguments (arguments hand, leg, knee, foot, finger, ear, hair, soft curvaceous pillows, tree trunk, strawberries, eyebrows, nose, cucumber, melons, coconuts, #) (self "You fondle $mhcname$ $arg$.") (target "$mcname$ fondle$s$ your $arg$.") (rest "$mcname$ fondle$s$ $mhcname$ $arg$.") ) (arguments (arguments affectionately, kindly, magnanimously, out of duty, for a dare, for a friend, as a bribe, for a job, softly, gently, melodramatically, timidly, for the first time, again, twice, in case of emergency, accurately, inaccurately, with an imp-guided targeting system, with your toes, like a goanna, on Octedays only, for luck) (self "You fondle $hcname$ $arg$.") (target "$mcname$ fondle$s$ you $arg$.") (rest "$mcname$ fondle$s$ $hcname$ $arg$.") ) ) )