(abuse (pattern "<indirect:any-living>") (pattern "<string> <indirect:any-living>") (pattern "<indirect:any-living> <string>") (targeted (no-arguments (self "You abuse $hcname$.") (target "$mcname$ abuse$s$ you.") (rest "$mcname$ abuse$s$ $hcname$.") ) (arguments (arguments teasingly, happily, incessantly, like a yobbo at a cricket match, for being a silly person, for being smelly, for not being wombly, for not being a frog, with naughty words, for not hugging enough, #) (self "You abuse $hcname$ $arg$.") (target "$mcname$ abuse$s$ you $arg$.") (rest "$mcname$ abuse$s$ $hcname$ $arg$.") ) ) )