(wedgie (pattern "<indirect:any-living>") (pattern "<string> <indirect:any-living>") (pattern "<indirect:any-living> <string>") (targeted (arguments (arguments playfully, gleefully, like bob the dinosaur, hysterically) (self "You wedgie $hcname$ $arg$. Ouch, that has got to hurt.") (target "$mcname$ wedgie$s$ you $arg$.") (rest "$mcname$ wedgie$s$ $hcname$ $arg$. Ouch, that has got to hurt.") ) ) ) /* Hobbes, 961030 */