.DT Why wizards? Practical Guide to World Peace Page 3 Why wizards? .SP 5 5 Because wizards are too lazy to go off and beat up cute little adorable and cuddly seals. They have been seen (on occasion) torturing spatulas with a frying pan, but we can forgive them this vice. A special thanks has to go out to Keating at this point, for being a major pivotal member in the bologna for World Peace action group. .EP