(damn (pattern "<indirect:any-living>") (pattern "<string> <indirect:any-living>") (pattern "<indirect:any-living> <string>") (targeted (arguments (arguments lag, bug fixing, shopping, TV dinners, the Laughing Gnome, elevator music, helping newbies, packet switching, celibacy, whining, LPC coding, whining, haggis,cat food between your toes in the morning, BBC2, spam, newbie-ness, having to think up new soul command arguments, runtime errors, interesting times, writing room descriptions, blue wombly bingle frogs, #) (self "You damn $hcname$ to an eternity of $arg$.") (target "$mcname$ damn$s$ you to an eternity of $arg$.") (rest "$mcname$ damn$s$ $hcname$ to an eternity of $arg$.") ) ) )