(spank (pattern "<indirect:any-living>") (pattern "<indirect:any-living> <string>") (targeted (no-arguments (self "You spank $hcname$.") (target "$mcname$ spank$s$ you.") (rest "$mcname$ spank$s$ $hcname$.") ) (arguments (arguments seductively, carefully, gently, uncontrollably, politely, sensuously, selectively, unexpectedly, with an evil smirk, painfully, sneakily, unprovoked, professionally, vigorously, reflexively, with a cat, like a train, like a virgin mary, with a virgin mary, with a wooden spoon, #) (self "You spank $hcname$ $arg$.") (target "$mcname$ spank$s$ you $arg$.") (rest "$mcname$ spank$s$ $hcname$ $arg$.") ) ) )