(whap (pattern "<indirect:any-living>") (pattern "<string> <indirect:any-living>") (pattern "<indirect:any-living> <string>") (single (no-arguments (self "You whap yourself repeatedly.") (rest "$mcname$ whaps $mobj$self repeatedly.") ) ) (targeted (no-arguments (self "You whap $hcname$ over the head.") (target "$mcname$ whap$s$ you over the head.") (rest "$mcname$ whap$s$ $hcname$ over the head.") ) (arguments (arguments hard,harder,really hard,incredibly hard, with a fish,with a wet towel,with Descartes' LPC manual, with a frog,with a big stick,twice,viciously,carefully, violently,lovingly,repeatedly,like a knight with a fish in shining armour,# ) (self "You whap $hcname$ over the head $arg$.") (target "$mcname$ whap$s$ you over the head $arg$.") (rest "$mcname$ whap$s$ $hcname$ over the head $arg$.") ) ) )