(lag (pattern "<indirect:any-living>") (pattern "<string>") (pattern "<string> <indirect:any-living>") (pattern "<indirect:any-living> <string>") (single (no-arguments (self "You lag.") (rest "$mcname$ lag$s$.") ) (arguments (arguments terribly, tragically, fatally, uncontrollably, laggily, lots, like going uphill, far behind, a lot, a little, through the night, through piles of fluff, like molasses, like treacle, like peanut butter, with the sensation of fingernails on slate, like the slow Discworld light, like a great star turtle, like a wizard after a good meal, like a very laggy thing, like the truth putting its boots on, like the LAG itself, #) (self "You lag $arg$.") (rest "$mcname$ lag$s$ $arg$.") ) ) (targeted (no-arguments (self "You lag at $hcname$.") (target "$mcname$ lag$s$ at you.") (rest "$mcname$ lag$s$ at $hcname$.") ) (arguments (arguments terribly, tragically, fatally, uncontrollably, laggily, lots, like going uphill, far behind, a lot, a little, through the night, through piles of fluff, like molasses, like treacle, like peanut butter, with the sensation of fingernails on slate, like the slow Discworld light, like a great star turtle, like a wizard after a good meal, like a very laggy thing, like the truth putting its boots on, like the LAG itself, #) (self "You lag at $hcname$ $arg$.") (target "$mcname$ lag$s$ at you $arg$.") (rest "$mcname$ lag$s$ at $hcname$ $arg$.") ) ) ) /* 11-29-00 By Saffra with help from Fevvers and Presto */